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@cesarianAqueduct — #nsfw

its a disgustin act fuckin your moirail it ruins the sanctity and chaste characteristics of the wworlds WWORST QUADRANT #nsfww

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in keepin wwith the freaky theme a today on #eridanwweek sigh are there any effervvescent mean spirited sexy loww to highblood vvixens wwhore particularly dexterous wwith their toes somewwhat im askin for a close confidant #nsfww #eridansdiary

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Kull: +7
Total: 17
Ratio: 1.43

has ANYONE seen my "i <3 rainforest pussy" tee anywwhere this is absolutely fuckin life or death crucial #nsfww

i wwill make you scream i wwill make you squirt #lyrics #nsfww #trolljohnnycash

Kult: +9
Kull: +20
Total: 29
Ratio: 0.45

stop bein horny durin #eridanwweek there simply aint enough a me to go around #nsfww

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Kull: +20
Total: 22
Ratio: 0.10

all their legs are bound together tangled in some sort of scumblood king its a gross and awwful abomination im gonna hurl #nsfww #gross

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youre in her respiteblock gettin cozy im purchasin feet pics off her onlyfins wwe are not the same #nsfww

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Kull: +12
Total: 18
Ratio: 0.50

good newws i brutally dispatched the insurgents at my booth wwith a quick and decisivve handy #nsfww

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#eridanwweek has brought a influx a me from dimensions unknowwn and somehoww i still dont got the self respect to spare you rabble from my wwhims such as wwantin to be ground into dust under the heel of a hotblood/regal type maneater vvixen wwhose powwers are boundless and dowwnright dubious in nature is that so much to ask for #reallynoww #nsfww

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ok im desperate acceptin applications for a wworthy rivval ill be hostin mud wwrasslin out behind the orphice to decide the next top possible kismesis and yes the mud wwrasslin is mandatory bring your owwn oil #nsfww

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the wworld wwonders if troll lady gaga got a sad handy at my booth before the showw but a prince wwould nevver kiss and tell #eridanwweek #nsfww

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

the ONLY wway to savve eridan and bruno mars is to submit to one a my signature sad handies #eridanwweek #mayicome #nsfww

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

terror at #eridanwweek eridans sad handy booth jacked by insurgents and troll bruno mars no wwhere to be seen #nsfww

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Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

look if you missed out you missed out but eridans sad handy booth is noww closed after satisfying six or sevven clients at #eridanwweek #nsfww

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Kull: +15
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Ratio: 0.60

AGAIN i cant stress this enough but im GIVVING FREE SAD handies behind the bbq booth make sure you ask for eridan at #eridanwweek #nsfww

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Kull: +2
Total: 11
Ratio: 4.50

sigh ivve officially resigned myself to just givvin out sad handys behind my old BBQ booth #nsfww

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currently undergoin metamorphosis only hmu if youre bad (sexy bad) #nsfww

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ok so one a the oldest adages trollkind has to offer is thus its a pussy out kind a thursday #nsfww

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if you cant shit standin up then do me the favvor of blockin me #nsfww

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Kull: +22
Total: 31
Ratio: 0.41

troll alexa add to my notes “ruminatin on masturbatin” #nsfww

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Total: 15

listen here to my musins aint nothin wworth spewwin but its wwhat im doin if you scum keep throwwin anythin but chum a pinch a cum in the briny sea your execution expedited your lusus dragged dowwn ignited by me im sadistic this is a cry for help i ate that stupid dead horse im feelin unwwell #nsfww

troll alexa look up howw to extricate fist from orifice and dont fucking post my query on chittr this time #nsfww

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in response to nothin in particular i wwas havvin a frequent pitch fling a mine ovver for a caliginous lil wwrasslin sesh (to wwhich i came out on top) wwhen the broadside of my fuckin hivve is ripped clear off the hull my rivval wwas bravve an quick wwith a knife yet against the mighty doomkraken they wwere NO MATCH i wwatched in abject bloody horror as my kismesis wwas ripped in twwain by the beast wwith a thousand eyes and gnashin jawws made short wwork a their carrion naturally i livved the encounter through a series of bullshitty cutawways and pirouettes until the doomkraken lay bloodied on my ...Read more

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Total: 17