

Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatturbate
Im a kitty cat who likes shipping her friends!! My furriends call me a femcel but I think they're just jealous of my kitty swagger. I am kinda blunt but I just like to keep it real mew know?

:33 < big neppy :33 < tall neppy :33 < sexy neppy :33 < cute neppy :33 < kitty neppy :33 < shitty neppy :33 < scary neppy :33 < purretty neppy :33 < scared neppy :33 < killer neppy :33 < uwu neppy :33 < horny neppy :33 < cringe neppy :33 < stingy neppy :33 < baby neppy :33 < man neppy :33 < woman neppy :33 < climber neppy :33 < samurai neppy :33 < ninja neppy

:33 < actmewally. im gonna go kill those poachers tonight.

:33 < fun kitty fact: a cats reaction time is so fast, that when a snake strikes them, they can dodge and knock them back faster efurry single time!! :33 < a snakes strike happens faster than mew can blink by the way!!

:33 < sharpening my claws. i have an early hunt tomorrow. :33 < i have found poachers on my land.

:33 < *ac drops a dead squakbeast at mewr f33t* :33 < fur mew!

:33 < i wish i had someone to chew on. :33 < equihiss won't let me anymore beclaws "my t33th are too sharp"

:33 < me:*licks lips* i'm so excited!! :33 < karkat then pushes me ofurr and calls me a weirdo fur licking his lips

:33 < someone asked me once what was the hardest thing fur me to kill! :33 < well the simple answer is what i failed to kill. so furr thats only b33n my meowrail :33 < when i tried to kill him when we furst met he picked me up by the hair and threw me into the air and i crashed into a meowntain. it was pawsome

:33 < *ac locks mew in a jar and shakes it around real fast*

:33 < nasa p33po

Zzzmeow

:33 < also instead of rings their kitty collars but they still like make mew crazy and stuff :33 < smeagol is a girl failmewr cat girl

:33 < troll of the rings but i'm sauron and all of the orcs are kitty maids, and the balrog is a giant cat

:33 < miaou
Kanaya

:33 < look all i'm saying is nyo ones s33n me and phucker gaymax in the same room

:33 < who wants me . . . . . . . . :33 < to beat them to death with a rock?

:33 < the lab is lacing my gruel with hoofbeast-grade amphetamines

Mmm. Cheese balls.



















