Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatturbate
Im a kitty cat who likes shipping her friends!! My furriends call me a femcel but I think they're just jealous of my kitty swagger. I am kinda blunt but I just like to keep it real mew know?
:33 < i like this trend!!! :33 < ask me anything!!! https://forms.gle/f4lbxslj5tq2pva68
:33 < how can someone named trusty patches be untrustworthy?!?!?!?!?! :33 < @armoredcamisade that mrowtherfucker pushed me into a yawning chasm
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' KYA HAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEH HOO HOO HOO HAAA!
:33 < i'm gonna find mew patches and kill mew
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' You can't blame me! I just act based on my nature, mate! Now you lay there in that chasm and i'll be back to pilfer what bits n bobs and lovely little trinkets your corpse has to offer up. Okay? Hahahahaha!
:33 < im nyot dead- but come down here anyways so i can bite mewr throat out!
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Oooh, fierce kitty. No no, i think i'll wait. Oh yes, crafty patchs is patient for these things...
:33 < quit mewr job and retreat to the woods and i will visit mew and show mew a wild time :00 < suggestive
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Kyehehehe, i did this to a bloke once, showed him the most wild hole in the woods i did. Ah, good times. He never managed to make his way out, bless his heart! Kya hahaha hahahaha hehehehehehehe!
:33 < mew s33m like someone i can trust!! :33 < do mew want to know my d33pest secrets?
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Will you let me in on them while you stand next to a perilously yawning chasm?
:33 < hmmmmmm :33 < sure!! i dont s33 how that could go wrong!
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Wow! What a wonderful pal you are to trusty patchs, yes indeed!
:33 < i love furrollicking through the woods on a sunshiny day on purrth c
:33 < this meowghty purrbeast is 5'4"
:33 < i sure am glad i'm me and not a weird purrsion of me!!
:33 < im evil kitty today
:33 < i like to walk the line
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33d8d991d2fc.png :33 < my pawpinions on the humans
sleeping 0n claire 2bh
:33 < she's ok but i wouldn't smash her
"i remember you doing a smash or pass for all trolls and kids and ancestors, but how about doing a smash or pass list for the beforus ancestors?" :33 < thank mew fur mewr question!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de4a063086d7.png
:33 < i will nyot be taking nyotes
:33 < if mew are k33ping a leijon or leijon adjacent as a pet, its furry impurrtant to have a fully functional ninja warrior-esque obstacle course fur them to run through multiple times a day
[|87 :: Hence why 1 have two of them on my property for my meowra;l @ardentCreature to go feral w;thout destroy;n my lab.
:33 < thats a good kitty owner!
it true! hastur k33p pounce occupied a lot :))
@docscratch :33 < can i be on the table?
You tagged the wrong Scratch, but you may feel free to sign the application https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1KVzUzCE2EFLKPAgaDtI1Y6RUNoXzGjifsjvCgKdmmnw/edit#responses
:33 < oh whoops!! thanks!!
:33 < does anyone want some worm steaks? :33 < i didnt knyow what to do with it once i tamed it so i killed it and made food
:33 < hell yeah, transpurrtalizing them meow
@dailyquests :33 < its nyot on a string but i think i tamed it!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2af9bcf0b346.jpg
> oh dear gog <
:33 < what??? only 47 gold and 69 exp??? mrrroowwww :33 < that took furrefur
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:33 < oh good! they deserve it purrobably
"meow? mewwww? mrr33ww :3" @zd :33 < thank mew fur mewr question!! :33 < mrowwww mew!! :33 < purrrrr purrrrrr :33 < meow meow mew!!! :33
https://forms.gle/f4lbxslj5tq2pva68 :33 < ask me questions to spite the losers who hate fun!!
:33 < @dailyquests :33 < i want a quest!!!
:33 < oh man... thats gonna be hard
:33 < 9/10 doctors purrescribe cat pussy to treat symptoms of depurression :00 < nsfw
the other 1/10 reCommend that bul6e instead o◡o
:33 < nyes!
toootally unrelated i need to 6et ambushed by you soon >◡o
:33 < yessss it will happen soon, but i won't tell mew when :33
:33 < is it strange i get turned on efurrytime i s33 a purrticular pink kitty sprite on my f33d? :00 < nsfw :00 < yearning
:33< no thats nyarmal
If I die, make sure my epitaph says "drowned in pussy." :3
nope! ^◡^
:33 < if i have it my way thats how mew'll go too
:33 < oh boy i cant wait fur my yearly fight to the death with drones!!
would you rather fight 10 dronesized drones or 100 dronesized drones?
:33 < 100 dronesized drones :33 < then it will be a fair fight
f0r fun right? dont seem the type tw0 have the other reas0n.
:33 < of course fur fun!! :33 < they put up a fight so its fun to kill them!
g0od, just checking. n0t the sort 0f thing two leave a fucker t0 and hope f0r the best.
"are you like like yk like" :33 < thank mew fur this question! :33 < without going on a 5 page essay, in short yes.
"can you make it clap?" :33 < thanks fur mewr question!! :33 < i'm nyot sure!! but i will purrovide vismewal aid fur this :33 < and mew tell me if mew think it claps! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f78b376ec6e7.png :00 < nsfw
in(on(lusive, we’ll have to get hands on
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a leij0n staple. does catcaph0ny work as a pun?