

Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatturbate
I'm a cat! Pet me and give me treats. If mew treat me right i'll be a good kitty fur mew! I do have a habit of killing helpless animals though. And I am very 100d so be aware of that. I suppawse.

:33 < okay all mew degenerates and lewds :33 < nepawta is declaring next w33k to be orgy week!!! :33 < efurryday there will be a different orgy, :33 < hosted by someone different. :33 < if mew would like to reserve a day fur mewr own orgy to avoid conflicts, purrlease reply to this thread and i will mark mew down fur a specific day and make sure nyo one else takes it! :00 < nsfw :00 < orgyw33k

((Man having narcolepsy really makes rps tough.

:33 < i'm so furrickin gr33n

:33 < freak on a leash but it's worm on a string :33 < send chit

:33 < karkitty one time asked me: "why the fuck are you like this, leijon? whats it all for?" :33 < and to that i said: ":33 < meow"

fun fact: tv remotes were actually invented so ppl wouldnt have 2 get up when da cat is sleepin in their lap
:33 < my attention span is all outta whack recently!! :33 < okay sure maybe i got chores and tasks to do around my hive :33 < but a webpage here, and interesting funny lynx thereโฆ :33 < and the time just flies before i know it! #focusnepetafocus

:33< castlelovania

:33 < asmr pov: ac pins mew down and furrce f33ds mew furrench fries fur furriday

:33 < can a doctor purrlease heal the eagle? :33 < i want to commit tax fraud

:33 < i don't get why so many people dont want to s33 alpurrnates. :33 < sure i met one alpurrnate of me and it made me realize i got the nepeta bad ending. :33 < but shitpeta is purretty neat

:33 < reading is fur nerds

:33 < its okay men if mew n33d to cry i'll be there to call mew a pussy to help

:33 < anyone wanna yank on my new leash? :33 < i got it furrom the new purresident of pet purrlay :00 < suggestive

:33 < nap time! :33 < *ac faceplants on to the stone of her cave*

:33 < don't mew hate it when mew get in a fight with mewr meowrail :33 < and then he throws mew hundreds of f33t into the air to get mew to stop hissing at him and then catches mew?

:33 < asking purridan what day it is so i can hear his dumb ass accent say :33 < "it's chewsday innit?"

:33 < well its tavros day. mew know what that means :33 < give mewr local tavros head! :00 < nsfw

:33 < when is nepeta day, i want people worshipping me

:33 < *ac looks at hand* :33 < *ac smirks*

B33 < meow B33 < caw caw








