Nepeta Leijon
@arsenicCatturbate
Im a kitty cat who likes shipping her friends!! My furriends call me a femcel but I think they're just jealous of my kitty swagger. I am kinda blunt but I just like to keep it real mew know?
:33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow https://media.tenor.com/sqzvkhgapssaaaaj/nepeta-leijon-nepeta.gif
:33 < @carcinogenesis why do mew hate my stuff? ;w;
:33 < rage baiting people online is more fun than i thought!! :33 < i kinda get why vriskers likes it so much! :33 < its super cute to s33 them freak out :33c
:33 < @arseniccatnip purrepare fur glompage
:33 < That sounds purrfect about now :3
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/564x/d7/5b/5a/d75b5a5aa9831296ab094de00b291c5f.jpg :33 < here i come!!
:33 < how am i supposed to be a kitty :33 < when i have no one to glomp? :33 < furst purrson to interact with this is getting glomped
preparing for glompage!! :D
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/564x/d7/5b/5a/d75b5a5aa9831296ab094de00b291c5f.jpg :33 < here i come!!
:33 < mixed signals furrom davebot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f2e17948ae53.jpg
:33 < the moment is all mewrs buddy :33 < mew have furriends still if mew n33d someone to talk to
:33 < my type? :33 < well if i had to pick a type, i like romantics!! :33 < i also like anyone who will fall fur my rage bait
:33 < finally tried five guys!!! :33 < more fun than i thought it'd be!! #nsfw
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Thanks for the invite, had a great time
:33 < day 33 in the grease pits. :33 < its greasy in here
:33 < fur anyone wanting to quit mewr jobs and retreat to the woods :33 < i am meow holding classes fur woodland survival :33 < warning: you might die if mew take it and are not good at fighting wild animals with mewr bare hands.
:33 < i actmewally know efurrything :33 < @lilshitpeta did a good bit :33 < but this is jot a bit :33 < ask me anything!!
:33 < mewr alternative is dying in the woods :33 < so i'd figure it out if i were mew :33
:33 < then figure it out!! mew b100 b100ds are smart right? :33 < equihiss survived fur a while in my jungle
:33 < equihiss found out what i did behind the faygo tent at #purridanw33k :33 < so meow he won't let me go 33:
:33 < i dont really get the point of jobs :33 < why do work fur others :33 < when mew can live in a cave and surrender mewrself to natpurr?
pEoplE nEEd things to gEt donE and don't always havE thE rEsourcEs to do it thEmsElvEs?
:33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow https://media.tenor.com/sqzvkhgapssaaaaj/nepeta-leijon-nepeta.gif
:33 < how do i tell someone i want to eat them
"I WANT TO EAT YOU." #TELLEMSTRAIGHT
Dont tell them, surprise attack
"= agree. surprise attack... ="
:33 < i didn't choose the pimp life. :33 < the pimp life chose me.
:33 < me when i go ofurr to karkitty and dave's hive and s33 karkitty's cockatiel https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gcrde4x3cwz779qzsicw8tffsfwarpjpu4kv8kskmsghpq&s=10
:33 < https://gifdb.com/images/thumbnail/lemongrab-open-its-mouth-nla6ilw33nnvwsrc.gif what it meant to be
((u can edit the og post and replace the link and itll work! :)
:33 < guys do *not* smoke the catnip at #purridanw33k :33 < it is laced #substance
:33 < update: equihiss has infurrmed me that i am purrpurrtrator. :33 < apparently i blacked out on catnip last night.
:33 < oh my gosh!! :33 < someone broke into my hive! :33 < and tore apart a d33r! :33 < and then they ripped apart the pillows and painted yaoi on the wall!! :33 < whoefur did this, will pay.
I will find the culprit.
:33 < can someone tell karkitty to relax? :33 < all i did was sneak into his room in the middle of the night :33 < and stand ofurr him, watching him sl33p. :33 < he's totally ofurr reacting right meow
Are yo+u still standing there o+ver him?
:33 < yeah, and he's yelling at me. :33 < he's getting all red in the face :33 < he's so cute when he's outrageously mad :3c
If he's still yelling abo+ut it it so+unds like he's being unreaso+nable. Stand stro+ng. Ho+ld yo+ur gro+und.
:33 < thanks fur the advice purrim!! :33 < i'll do just that!!