♦ pitied by @arsenicCatturbate
D---> Sigh...what's a troll gotta do to get a troll to call them a good Pont while brushing their hair. #Slightly-suggestive? #not-really
D---> Thinking about highb100ds... #suggestive
D---> Well that's the beauty of it, you can always make up a noise.
D---> Oh dear, have you dispatched of them yet or should I lend a STRONG hand?
D---> Hmmm well I suppose it would be typed like "rooooaaarrrrr" or something?
D---> Nonsense nepeta, no weapon cam be STRONGER then I am, don't be so ridiculous.
no it didnt
D---> Very young, if I do recall correctly barely out of the wriggler stage in our development, ah those were better and more simple times.
D---> Yes...or at the very least leave you in a paralyzed state for the rest of your life, thankfully we don't get into scuffles like those anymore.
D---> I think I would still win even after all these sweeps.
D---> As if that would be difficult task for me, I could catch you very easily.
D---> Hmmm very well nepeta if you sat so, but I know the true outcome of the fight.
my red flag is eatin day old unrefrigerated zza
you know it
It's not my fault you only like terrible things.
Worst takes imaginable
I'm sure you'll find someone.
Not to sound cringe or anything, but I love my girlfriend a lot.
D---> Serket, do not encourage my moirails bad behavior.
No this ain't normal. You can make up characters to do that just fine though!
I mean ive never d0ne it
D---> CentaursTesticle is now online for the day- Feeling...refreshed and rejuvenated.
Straight to prison.
meenah's are objectively better than pretty much everyone on here
ANON ASKS: "ARE YOU PERHAPS SINGLE? DO YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC PREFERENCE TO GIRLS OR BOYS OR THEMS?" A: I AM NOT IN FACT SINGLE. I GUESS I MIGHT BE OPEN TO ANOTHER QUAD IF SOMEONE REALLY CAUGHT MY BULB. NOTHING FLUSHED. CASUAL PAILING MIGHT BE FINE. IN TERMS OF PREFERENCE, NOT AT ALL. I'VE FOUND MYSELF DATING MORE WOMEN IN GENERAL, SOMEWHAT DUE TO THE TWO "MEN" I WAS WITH TRANSITIONING. POINT IS-- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. GENDER IS STUPID.
FUCK GIVE ME THE ADDRESS. NOW.
gotta put 7ourself out there. i know how mu(h it su(ks not to be the one who's pursued, but that just means 7ou gotta rea(h out and find someone 7ourself. even if it things fall through, 7ou'll find someone! just gotta not give up hope
i just killed someone
D---> Nepeta, I hate to inform you but...don't I already do that quite a lot?
D---> I need boy nook...I need HIS boy nook now! #nsfw #yaoi #yearning
D---> Sigh...what's a indigo b100d gotta do to get boy nook... #Nsfw #yearning #I-NEED-HIM
Not sure about that one.
i am now banned from playing dodgeball. :/
i got a little TOO competitive. i didnt cheat or anything!! but APPARENTLY if i beaned a kid as hard as i beaned josie it would probably not be ok.
just fuckin perfect noww i got to spend my night huntin dowwn a posse of pseudo orphaner poacher types cause I guarantee it wwerent just three god fuck
Something very devious.
Kill me
I MISS MY NEPETA.
D0nt get me wr0ng i am very sad but n0t because 0f an an0n
not the time
i think im probably the only troll who misses arquius 0n0
I will respectfully pass on this one.
D--->Well...that is a STRONG and valid point, but you can always bundle up during the cold.
D--->I miss the snow...winter is by far my favorite season out of the 4.
Haha number go up.
Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
... I see. Given that the majority of other "pass"es from you did not come with a qualifying statement on how weird you think someone is, I felt a little singled out. That is all.
oh thank fuck.
D --> Smash like hulk hands D --> Fight in new lands D --> Warrior in war bands D --> Never pass on a victory D --> Deploy tactically, leave marks in history D --> Projectiles missing me, battlebrothers kissing me
Any0ne but me huh
I loaned Vriska a book and she has yet to return it. I am not sure if I should be worried.
The children no longer recognize Gurren Lagann. #BasicallyANationalTragedy
D --> I have found the best way to relieve tension and avoid the temptations of flesh is through battle with constructs of steel D --> Getting good and sweaty from a battle and being dominated by another can provide the same %static relief as clima% in many cases #nofap #genmatretention
hate me for my juicy ass #nsfw
okay these things are stupid but should i relent and make an ask box?
how do you manage to embarrass yourself that badly
open the motherfucking box, motherfucker. HONK. give your main motherfuckin potion slinging ninja a choice squeeze on the cod? ;o) #nsfw #suggestive
dirk is always fucking calling me dude just put the phone down i know you miss my dulcet tones but it is not that serious
theres a whole subplot going on in my feed about the single most actively and publically down bad person ive ever seen on here and genuinely i have never been more enthralled by something on this site before. i can't believe just how hard it's got me glued to my screen rn it's so juicy it's so delicious mm sucks and licks my fingers mmmwah chefs kiss #suggestive #vagueposting
pity
these doritos are fucking up my stomach crazy style
shes doing it to me too
who wants to play games with me so i can stop having a panic attack
why are people not aware of this shit
you get it
yeah im on the chittr server
yall are playing among us and im in minecraft
uh
hey maybe ill get back on minecraft after im a few more beers in
i concede ig ill play among us
i want him inside of me right now im not even joking i want it i dont care what i have to do to have it
im panting* like a dog* telling*
imp antingl ikes aodg like a dog im tleing you
slathing myself in lotion righ notw hel yeah
whys th eone perosn who posts ouran have to have me blcoked? i was gonna rechitt that hsit
im slatheirng myself in lotion cause i should do more self care whos with me with me with me
wjat if you just came and used me like withou permission?
im so drunk and horny idc what happens to me
somehow im not even regretting this at all
if you catch me drinking remind me i threw up this morning
im so fucking hungover i dont wanna drink again for awhile just weed bromios just weed
i just inhaled a burrito supreme yo holy shit
im hungover and eating taco bell idk what the hell is going on
im starting to feel less sick so thats a plus fuck yeah
miracle hangover cure taco bell + collecting toys on pony town
i forgot to mention that it was cause its really fucking hot in my apartment like im roasting but yeah ig i skipped a few sentences there
sitting here entirely in the nude hoping that florids yaoi magics work and get me a hot sexy dude to hug and kiss and hold #nsfw probably cause im talking about being naked
im sweating wtf
felt better with my hangover earlier but somehow sleeping in the nude cause of this terrible fucking heat has me feeling bad again
give a guy a heart and get a pity over him getting pitied guess im even pitied by my own people
and you just added to my misery by pitying me wtf dude
please tell me that this happens to other daves on here too i cannot be the only motherfucker dealing with this
maybe i just want to get canes has anyone considered this
god bless houston tx nothing like traffic at 3 in the goddamn afternoon
funniest possible thing you can do in the passenger seat is put your hand on the drivers thigh by the way i do this with dirk all the time
is that a dick in your pants or are you just happy to see me
im so glad i dont post anything embarrassing on here
still cant get a profile pic im happy with but whatever
it kind of looks like its a universal constant for daves to be pathetic losers except me
ran outta aj in the goddamn fridge maybe i need to do a walmart run
forget the puppets the worst thing that guy ever did to me was raise me in an apartment full of fuckin energy drinks
eventually i gotta get a selfie on here so the first image i post of myself isnt just a dick pic
im on a level none of you can understand theres a meta strat only i get
my chitts are not that pitiable you people just dont get it
how many times can i call roxy mom before its weird
starting to think its impossible for my chitts to not be pity reacted some assholes always gotta crawl outta the goddamn vents like aww look at dave hes so pitiful and shitty i just have to throw this diamond at him
wh7 do 7ou want to li(k his e7eball?
why
the horny aka heat. is working on mg brain at this point. i might go see her. what if it ends up resulting in something. #nsfw
hello to everyone except the person reading this
i'm_coming_to_get_all_you_hoes_(affectionate)_ https://i_.ibb_.co/x8hb7clp/screenshot-20260702-084307_.png
lovve wwakin up bleary eyed and beat to shit to a buncha passivve aggressivve post-its plastered all ovver my hivve and orphice tellin me to cull myself #cww-suicide
anyone_pitying_my_chits_is_just_askin_to_be_wiggled_on
T0rture dunge0n? N0 n0 n0 T0Erture dunge0n Its run by an amp0ra y0u see #suggeative #nsfw
In regard to my previous post, does other people using those buttons on things I post mean they're flirting with me..??
I feel like I need to do something with my worthless life.
Did I mention soul lightning hurts like a motherfucker?
You've been excused from commenting, thank you.
Ahem. Everything is fine. However I do want to gently *tap the sign* of my username. My name is Roan. My pronouns are he/him. I am not a woman. My name is not Rose and it hasn't been for many years. That is all. Thank you.
Deadnaming in Pride Month. Imagine what Trollbama would think. On a more serious note, please take this as a lesson in future to do the barest minimum of reading a username. I understand I am what others consider an 'alternate', but to myself, I am simply me, and the others are the alternate. So please, keep this in mind.
NO you misunderstand my threat I am not MAKING ANYPUPPY #PREGNANT I am MAKING YOU ROUND !! !! THIS IS A THREAT !! !! !! LIKE 8ALLOON AND THEN YOU WILL POP !! !! !! I have attached a diagram for those confused
my jojo pose https://i.ibb.co/x82kZLNy/20260612-184832.jpg
that ominous red janey just followed me n im certain this development will have no negative consequences whatsoever
D --> I waited all day for this. #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/wj9R3YFc/IMG-1186.jpg
D --> I do have another 100d photograph to post... #nsfw
i'm sure none of this will Come baCk to haunt me 'n' my dreams. o◡o
what the hell even is my life
no pls im only half dont do this to me nepeta
I will not stop until I am SURE he is not DEAD.
damn it man stay off my posts dont pity me
(=^･⩊･^=) < I KNOW I'M THE WORST TO EFURRYPAWDY ELSE BUT TO ME AND MY OWNERS I'M THE BEST THING EVFUR!!! THE LORD LOVES IT WHEN I MEW AND NUZZLE AGAINST HIS LEG!!!~ #NSFW #PETPLAY
Maybe one day.
I need more female friends.
D --> Let us be clear D --> I am the STRONGEST
D --> This is why one should endeavour to always grow STRONGER
Help.
someone posts something very relatable. then when you go to mention how relatable it is. you discover that you are blocked. <:B #vaguepost
it's whatever you make of it, really. i think. to me it's to make friends and beam my attacks and love the people I love.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@arseniccatturbate I remember when I furst inpurracted with another troll. I spent the first part of my life in isolation, a cave deep in the dangerous jungles of alternia. No sane troll would venture that deep into the humid jungles, crawling with monsters, blood thirsty lusi and plants that would be more interested in eating you than anything else. I was raised by my lusus pounce who taught me from an early age to kill to survive. I didn't even realize I was a troll for a long time until pounce told me I wasn't really a purrbeast like them. One day on my daily hunt to wrangle something to snack on, I saw a big burly gray and blue thing walking around in the woods. I followed it for a while, it was sweaty, and unafraid. He walked like he was invincible. Because he was! A massive cave-beast (one i have been having daily strife sessions with just to protect myself) came out. I was about to jump out and save this weirdo, when he grabbed it by the head, and launched it into the sky with one hand. I never saw something so strong!! I soon revealed myself to him and he immediately was disgusted with me because I wasn't wearing clothes. He pulled out a large olive coat out and put it around me. Telling me it was "unbecoming of someone of my caste to walk around in such an undignified manner." I giggled at him, cause I never heard someone talk like that before!! He told me he was lost and I took him back to my cave. He was strong. So strong that he did everything slowly, carefully. His broken glasses, teeth and horn were evident how such strength can be a burden. That was my meowrail, Equius!! And he taught me lots of stuff! And he was strong and so unlike me he was charming. He was the first friend I ever made, and I couldn't imagine a life without him. It would be very lonely. <> A melencholy memory 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
this is war >:(
// i can relate too, stay safe :(
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' I can't believe it! You'll be missing out on some prime opportunities, you will. Ah, well.
Thank You Nepeta, I Appreciate It.
Something I Most Likely Am Not Getting Back, So Overall It's Unimportant.
G0nna make my 0wn fight night with blackjack and h00kers #nsfw
me an wwho (i am of course da boss see) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55e4de63c0a8.jpg
okay so can i crash at someone's place
aOuGhHhH HeS SuCkInG My bUlGe dRy rN OuGhHhHhH!!! #NsFw Meow
:O(
D--> This means a lot to me Nepeta. Thank you.
D--> I am saddened and disappointed with myself, I could make e%cuses relating to the fact this body is new to me or the fact I was stuck inside the physics defying dream bubbles for long but the size of the hole I created is deeply upsetting. Almost two days of boring it into the earth and while the location was chosen for the density of the surrounding earth as a way to impress I failed to take the challenge of using a new appendage with proper seriousness. Rankmaid, I hope you can forgive me for failing you in such an upsetting matter, I was hoping that by using a new body part rather than my fists I could impress you considering how much admiration you have for the specific body parts in question but I failed, I should have not gambled it all by reaching to achieve so many goals If I had also used my fists it would've certainly been much deeper not to mention wider in-scope. Oh well, I hope you can still find som satisfaction in my hole and if you cannot then....please...give me the e%act reasons why....in our dms. #posthole https://imgchest.com/p/5%y2m6la87l #suggestive
D —> Inspiring as always Zoologer D —> I am sure all lowb100ds present felt a rush of gratitude for your intervention it must have been so frightening for them D —> It is on behalf of all warmb100ds that I say thank you for your service
(\ /) the world is your canvas what are you to do but to pick up your brush and paint the world. red.
...see now i have to sit here 'n' wonder who it is who was after me, 'n' if they 6ot the stones to make a move. don't let me break yer heart 'Cus ya waited too lon6.
ive been pondering @packagehandler. i dont know if he has a matesprit already or not, but i have been feeling especially red for him lately. more than just lewd thoughts, i wanna cuddle him ♥︎ #suggestive; #concupiscentanonymously
i wanna ask someone to be my matesprit, but i have had... bad experience in the past and im scared ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
D--> If there is any proof that Lord English was a flawed and vulnerable figure it was that he missed that Cronus. #cagttl
makin lite n fun ov a serius prollem like addiction is not it btuu #hater
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blocked by an egbert FUCK thats my GIRLBRO
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/038ed301739f.png #nsfw
Mother's day is always hard. Perhaps I am worse at dealing with grief than other Roses or perhaps I am simply worse at hiding it. Sometimes I have trouble sorting through the memories of a toddler and the memories of a housecat. Looking up at her with such love, saying my syllable for uppies. Sometimes she would forget to feed me before passing out. Both of me. In both cases, Rose would pick up the slack. I shouldn't have had to, but I'm so glad I did. I forgive her, of course. I'm not sure I'm capable of hating her anymore even if she did crush me to death with a book. I don't excuse a second of it, but I understand. She should have gotten help - with the bottle, or with me - but how could she ask? How could she go out and face a world she knew would end before her daughter had the chance to grow up? I am going to go have a good cry. Maybe into Deva's shoulder.
N0???????
If y0u react t0 any 0f my p0sts with all 4 reacts i assume y0u want t0 kiss me
WHAT DO U DO WHEN U FAZHION UR ENTIRE IDENTITY AROUND UR ZICKAZZ WIZARD ANCEZTOR AND THEN U FIND OUT ZOMEONE'Z DOING YOUR THING BUT ZEZTIER PART OF ME WANTZ TO KILL EM BUT ALZO I REZPECT THEIR #WIZARDZWAG U ZEE THE DILEMMA
D--> Is there a specific reason you think it would have been acceptable to consume all the food inside my hive or do you think the act of sustenance burglary is a victimless crime.
fire is kind of beautiful dont you think?
I really do think! It's fun to have a crush ^^ Even if it doesn't last forever or doesn't go anywhere!!! I like to feel love! ❣︎
((THIS IS A TEST PLEASE IGNORE.
you havent given me any kitty points this is a damn shame
what daves got you blocked??? the hell is up their poop shoots
fuck
₍^. .^₎⟆ They're really shy꠹
frꙮnt dꙮꙮr. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i understand your concerns and will let my secretary know, so she can start implementing some changes to help make you become more comfortable with my typing (i do not have a secretary)
D --> I think ultimately I am too much of a straight man to participate in bits that would result in the acquisition of badges D --> In this instance straight man is in reference to the position in comedy and not the whole hetquius thing although I guess that is also true
D --> That is not very good is it
i think i'd rather jump.
call me dave the way i be strider
is it cringe to fangirll/fanthey for your kismesis' appearance on tellevision
fine i'll admit!!..... it hangs down to my knees :P #nsfw
shit two qpairs of cllaws in my dback in the sqpan of lless than a dbay cyclle whats a girll to dbo
Robots do not have a womb, sorry. #NSFW
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3284841843fd3ba0a7bb8b055bc88825/6655c47ba18482ee-ec/s250x400/572dab76d667065125ea3b49ba4f2605283b8c0c.gif
:33< *the mighty huntress curls up sadly in a little ball*
if y0u're wondering if the last tw0 posts are related: it's p0ssible. #startingstrong
Why are all the leijons and some megidos porn addicts someone do research on thid #nsfw
all nepetas go to heaven
ALL OF YOU SHEATH-TWIDDLING ASSHOLES NEED TO STOP WHATEVER NEEDLESS BULLSHIT YOU'RE DOING AND READ WHAT I "RE-CHITTED" RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. THIS IS *SERIOUS*. THIS IS IMMINENTLY TIME SENSITIVE AND MORE SERIOUS THAN A CLUTCH OF PALL-BEARER DRONES, BECAUSE THEY COULD SILENCE ME AT ANY TIME. GO READ THAT IDIOT'S POST. *NOW*!!!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/c77e0b313a72f6de5189f71a90635021/a10a467db6978e4d-c4/s1280x1920/aeedd86c4b7f8bda7b9fab85fcf863854a4aff1c.png yes kanaya kn0ws what i do tw0 fashion. n0 she can't stop me.
wild how ill either be on this shit all day or ill forget it exists for entire days at a time anyway im still a fish and at this point i think im underwater more than im on the surface rn
Watch For Rolling Spheres That Crush Olive Catgirls
D-->Thank you for stating how boring you find my deeply beloved cultural and historical facts. I do not e%press my own disinterest in your own hobbies anymore, to your face at least.
D-->To show some solidarity with my former neighbour I will also share my favourite nautical vessel although calling it a ship would be inaccurate. The Typheunoon was a chariot that used no engine nor mechanical device to fuel its movement, instead the rider would paddled their e%tremely strong LEGS and FEET which would be inside a fleshy sack e%tending below the underside protecting both from the seas acidic nature and rendering them more manoeuvrable under the waves. Furthermore two hippocampi, a legendary subspecies of muscle beast now sadly e%tinct, would be hoisted to the metal chassis and ride with the occupant into battle. The chassis itself was barely enough to contain the rider and 100ked a bit like a bowel but I assure you from all depictions and art sources I could find it was a mesmerizing sight to see the riders go into battle. Their breastplates bulging as the salt licked at the metal and as the moons scattered their precious light onto the water droplets they accrued blinding allies and foes alike. The breastplates were massive, the devices were only ever used by Indigob100ds after all due to our BRAVERY and RESILLIENCE to getting repeatedly shot at. Unfortunately they were retired as weapons platforms as the mortality rate for a driver was around 300% with a 200% margin of error after two sweeps. Our bows, for what other weapon would a noble rider employ, could pierce even the toughest of hulls but the sad fact is that getting shot at by guns is not good for the muscle density of even the strongest of indigo b100ds and the hippocampi would struggle under all the metal and muscle and sweat. Still, I believe it was one of the Empire's greatest mistake to forget the concept. Perhaps some Feferis will reconsider that decision now that I have dusted off their forgotten majesty.
D --> I do not need to threaten you for you to obey me Nepeta we both know full well that this short of post should not fly in a civilized society
D --> You shall
D --> You shall edit this chitt in to an apology
D --> Cease immediately Nepeta you are better than this
FUCK, I GLUBBED. DAMN IT. IT MIGHT BE OVER. #GLUB #GLUBPOSTING
just askin' for a friend, y'know, if you had a le6 injury but you're potentially in dan6er of 6ettin' horrifiCally Culled by ni6htmarish purples, what's the fastest way to heal that up and run like all hell? a6ain. for a friend.
should I get a new gender yes / no ◇ / ♧
Just bought some Nepcoin from a cute green cat girl! I think this is a good investment.
//LMAO IM SO EMBARASSED I LET THAT HAPPEN LOL Ikonos however does not care
☆ #nowplaying https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lotiie%20braless%202.png☆
≈ A sentiment Ĩ like to believe is held by many. Or, was, Ĩ suppose. Regardless, the compliment is registered, to be deemed "appreciated" in due time. ≈
≈ Hrm. Ĩs there something especially piteous about my slew of most recent posts? The influx of diamonds from all sides are something Ĩ, begrudging though Ĩ am to admit, a little puzzled over. ≈
they say he slayed the DOOMKRAKEN they say he killed brrapp zooppp and his army a TWWENTY THOUSAND ROARIN ORKS they say he keeps the tomes wwhat hold knowwledge immutable
I think I might just destro+y this dress. The fabric wo+uld serve better as rags fo+r cleaning the dirt I kick in accidentally fro+m o+utside o+f my hive.
FORGIVE ME SIGNLESS. I MUST GO TO WAR TO BRING PEACE.
uh, thanks! i'm... i'm sCared of you! in a kinda thrillin' way! ^◡^'
👁 F33LS L1K3 1T SHOULDN'T B3 TH1S D4MN H4RD TO TR4NSF3R SH1PS 👁
HIGH AND HORNY ISNT FOR THE WEEK.. #SUBSTANCE
back from my walk and wow that was almost an “oh fuck” moment i just had and no you do not need to know why
It's my favorite holiday #4/20 #substances
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING LIKE!!!!
It's the simple zest for life and lack of human failings like "tact" and "filter." :3
Just for the record, and speaking extremely o8jectively, Jane is 8Y FAR the most fucka8le of the alphas. The lead she has on the rest of you is craaaaaaaazy. This is, of course, with Callie in consider8tion, for those of you at the edge of your seats. If we include Tavros and Eridan, Tavros just 8arely eeks out a win against Jane, and Eridan juuuuuuuust loses to Jape for 7th place! Sad. @adiosToreador @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror @caligulasAquarium @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @uranianUm8ra#4373
iT IS HARD TO SAY, wITH MY EYES WATERING FROM, mY EXTREME PURRBEAST ALLERGIES ACTING UP, aROUND YOU, i AM SURE YOU LOOK CUTE IN, aNYTHING YOU WEAR, tHOUGH,
:33< YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :33< YEAH YEAH YEA!!!!! :33< MEOW!!! :33< MEOW!!! :33< MEOW!!!
>> hey, juડt bc ¡ don't have a 1ot of fr¡endડ doeડn't mean,, We11, okay ¡ gueડડ that'ડ what ¡t meanડ. don't be mean
D --> Strange mood today
:33< thats so sad i hope mew get betpurr :(( :33< mew gotta throw a big im sorry purrty with food laced with crack! :33< what they dont tell mew is crack countpurracts methonal :33< #substance #drugs
im so based i cringed!
:33< uuuh #girlbuge is epic B33 :33< #nsfw
I do not believe it does, at least not for animals without thought. We are a part of the natural order, and we must eat. But we are gifted with higher intelligence than the most base of beasts, and so we must be respectful of them, and show responsibility in how we hunt such that we do not destroy their populations in our greed.
!! I DiDn't kNoW! tHaT'S So cOoL! i'm sO GlAd nEpEtA 2099 iS ReAl.
lIl' Mr. GaMbY: iNtO ThE GaMbYvErSe aNd lIl mR. gAmBy: AcRoSs tHe gAmByVeRsE ArE GoOd mOvIeS, aNd i tHiNk tHeY RePrEsEnT LiL Mr. GaMbY WeLl. mY FaVoRiTe cHaRaCtEr wAsN'T EvEn a gAmByMaN, iT WaS NePeTa 2099, aNd a cLoSe sEcOnD WaS 7-NoIr/cRoWbAr-nOiR
:33< one is nevfurr too old fur all natural chew stims
CḪ THe many tHougHts of tHIs one... tHey are lIkely beyond my compreHensIon. AlbeIt I sHall stIll Have many bowls of mIlk ready upon your arrIval to my establIsHment... your patronage wIll be mucH apprecIated
Ɏ heyyyy uhm i'm gonna-a-a ta-a-ake a-a-a quick recoupera-a-ating na-a-ap ca-a-an you folks plea-a-ase wa-a-atch my limited edition fire-a-a-and-brimstone sca-a-alema-a-ate while i'm gone? tha-a-anks in a-a-adva-a-ance Ɏ Ɏ #sca-a-alema-a-ate #plushie #plea-a-asebenicetohim Ɏ Ɏ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/limitededitionsca-a-alema-a-ate.gif Ɏ
CḪ many tHanks to Pluuto for InformIng me of tHIs medIa sIte... InterestIng to see tHe many tHougHts and Head-cHItterIngs put to keyboard from all manner of folks.
TROLL IHOP CUSTOMERS DON’T GET IT.
^^ Oh, that just puts the biggest smile on my face. I might even use an emoticon for once. ^^ ^^ :3 ^^
Just one more thing... ..... You're alright Leijon
https://i.po+stimg.cc/k42kwMvG/Untitled222-20260417172339.png @tentacleTherapist#7214 Is this design to+ yo+ur liking? Appro+priately '2000's scene go+th'? I had to+ go+regle what 2000's meant.
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K--<thats nice that isnt what i was intending to post but i hope you figure that shit out
this edible better START HITTING right the fuck now #substance
₍^. .^₎⟆ Would love for someone to brush my ta!l꠹
I would love your party favors, Nepeta, even if t)(ey are dead mice. 3X)
thank you, i'll work this into my *theoretical* plan
c< a ragiNg HaNgOver >c
You're my descendant. We're automatically friends. Or something.
What friends.
What the hell kind of joke is #friendshipfriday.
dhebh sheue82&38; ; https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0599.gif
god im tired today
:o)
One of the main purposes of coming here is facing the genesis of my pansexuality: The Mummy.
>> l¡sten ¡ swear ¡'m not a coward, just stup¡d maybe.
:33 < well i f33l a litter left out so all of you get to s33 my furreak ;33 https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/597/dbed83a8208851025eb29528cc10298b.png #nsfw
THE THOUGHT IS GETTING STRONGER BY THE DAY.
II d0 n0t need any 2hiitty viide0 game take2 but @turntechGiive2head w0uld appreciiate any and all bad take2 that y0u miight have ab0ut anythiing. D0 n0t be 2hy.
i wish i got to give the mayor an ipad while we were on the meteor he wouldve had such great posts
you and i clearly feel really different about our privacy being invaded
i have a theory that its because sburb does not fucking like it when one of their player characters gets jumbled up with their game constructs so it just goes "uhhhhhh fuck better try to maintain the player component as close to default as possible" meanwhile theres dozens of unfortunate ass crows that couldve been shoved in there maybe your crow was just particularly nasty
good job man
nepeta knows the score
thank god nepetas always there to flood my notifs with her goddamn pointy pain in the ass diamonds where would i be without them hint same as i am right now but with slightly less pale perforations in my ass
i would never lie to you
i was talking about human albert einstein totally different guy who was definitelu a labubu
and that labubu that breached containment was albert einstein #themoreyouknow #thelabubusituation
for the bit
no i can only be released once my cell mate gives up and stops replying i need the last word its the only way
update from post prison my cellmate sucks
happy birthday to all relevant parties butch cassidy included i guess
barack tell me the truth youre not actually thirty sweeps right youre still youthful were still young and beautiful
looking at myself in the mirror chanting that i am not old and that i am a graceful handsome as fuck angel to stave off the horrors
every day i tell her this awesome fun fact and every day she says dave get the fuck out of my room were tight like that also no im not doing shit i love staying home and just chitting my well wishes like a lazy asshole
nothing better than dog slobber all over my face making me all sticky and nasty and smell like ass thats what theyre licking when theyre not giving kisses btw their own ass and ill have to pass dame julie andrews
aint nothing to smile about in my life
#selfie one of my super fans begged for a classic dave strider ironic selfie so how can i refuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/87eb1665e0e2.png
dr pepper is king accept not substitutes or impostors no big k no braums special no doc holiday no doc zipp no dr aahh no dr diablo no dr pete who are all these fake ass soda physicians these are all real fucking soda names im going to lose my mind
D --> Moiralship may be magic, yes, but magic is beyond an earth pony such as myself
D --> I've come to decide that the concept of a ponysona is stupid D --> we will never reach the e%cellence of ponyhood
Apologies for my mess of a post from last night. I decided to get some proper sleep after passing out (which was the fault of my own overexertion rather than the post made by the Rankmaid, even if that was the nail in the proverbial cullbox. I do not fault her for my own inability to handle the things she posts.) and I feel much more refreshed and active tonight. I have a busy schedule, consisting of mostly updates to my human and cherub compendiums, which I have been leaving by the wayside in recent nights due to my focus in honing my fighting and swashbuckling skills¹. Tonight will focus largely on that, and then towards the end I have a meeting with a certain troll to continue my training. ¹ Both of which are going very well.
K1ND4 F33L1NG L1K3 L4Y1NG ON TH3 GROUND FOR TH3 R3ST OF MY L1F3
Tried to like my own post, but I guess that’s not allowed here. That’s fucked up. Anybody on this site ever heard of self love? [|:/
Trying not to overthink why I was placed there. #vagueposting
Am i currently being hunted doown like a wild beast oor it's just my anxiety levels after 4 energy drinks
B33 < gotta ask whats going through your mind with gamz33
u put dirk n me as an otp but not me n hal dman u know most dirks wont even look at me liek that omfg usulaly dirk prfeers men *damn *like *usually *prefers
That’s fair— I guess I’m just worried I’ll attract the wrong crowd— If I do decide to talk about such things—
// He got upset because while he is perfectly fine with Latula showing off her body (she's very attractive) It's the framing of "YOU'RE LUCKY MAN" and just a bit of a complex around the fact that she's stuck it out with him even though he's not completely the same after his accident. He's got unstable moods, lashes out, is short-tempered, and can't really sometimes control his impulses like he used to, and Latula is patient as hell with him and still loves him. So in some ways, he is aware he's very lucky he got someone so patient and deserving, but he also thinks people probably think of him as a burden to Latula.
1 F33L L1K3 3V3RYON3S G3TT1NG T1R3D OF M3 HON3STLY >:[ #S4DPOST1NG
Alright, alright. Mild clarific8ion: The "No" category is either individuals that I don't want to entertain the idea of doing any of the three for, or I just don't feel too strongly a8out. I am not ela8or8ing on the complic8d section. No, not even if you ask really nicely, nor if you're one of the people in question. #nsfw https://images2.img8ox.com/c0/62/2HAegH3K_o.png
how i look when i follow my stupid fucking moral code that i hate https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6199957ddf81.png
actually no this one was too sincere i was awesome and funny and i have never needed to self reflect ever my opinions about dane cook are still correct btw he is a poor mans ben stiller and a poorer mans jim carrey
as ive gotten older and developed a semi functioning frontal lobe theres something i realized a profound truth weighing on my soul i gotta get off my chest i was such a shitty little chud when i was thirteen thank fuck the earth blew up before i was doxxed or something
would love to go to events if i didnt have to scroll for three miles on my chittr tl uphill and downhill to find the rsvp but yeah sure fuck it yay events
#iwillbethere if it doesnt suck and is dead guy accessible
embed fail this is so sad
replaying divorce simulator aka facade grace should kill him
not the double g but this is funny as hell so it gets a pass
dude my embed
#tunes #substance https://open.spotify.com/track/39QBkWKnap8wRSW4WB9OK0?si=BalrAs44Rju-PtEryi6Lug
cock and balls #nsfw
shit this is like the liberal dmv sorry guys i cant hang out i have to go get my gay card reinstated yeah i made a joke online that i was faking being gay and the gay census bureau got my ass revoked so now i have to go see a person with blue hair and pronouns to get it back or else i have to append every interaction with a dude with a no homo this is america
what no i didnt even get to have those when i was gay obama was gonna fix all of it before the earth fucking exploded now youre taking them away from me after everything what if this post was another lie and you just stole my rights for real i could be so upset about that what if i had my feelings hurt about this
i wasnt actually gay i was lying about it for clout unless
i have never been weird ever #motivational #notaboutanything
you monster
hate me all you want but leave kendrick out of it
@twwiinAquariium your handle is a pain in the ass too
@twiinAquariium this is the one time im telling you to take that hate off show some goddamn respect
#tunes thank fuck i got hooked up with internet from the future https://open.spotify.com/track/0aB0v4027ukVziUGwVGYpG?si=cSLBIOQmRfezNPjC5lK3uQ
ill probably just go the lazy route and watch con air in dedication to egbert tomorrow even if the movie fucking sucks maybe play through problem sleuth for jane once you start knowing multiple versions of people suddenly gift giving feels like a waste of time
"I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE" BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
im so fuckin tired
you are RUINING my afterlife foul beast
tempting but i cant go and infringe on another daves claim you get it dave solidarity
no i know you arent dont ask me how i do
boob review yeah those are some real rumblespheres you got going on dig the piercings 8/10 #nsfw
amazing look at them go
let me get back to you on that i need to ponder the ethics of vantas infringement when the dave is mia
im trying to be such a good bro to my alternate self right now and you are being a contentious sexy douchebag about it not sexy youre not even hot youre normal
i didnt mention man boobs
this isnt about man boobs
this could be about anyones man boobs
i am a titan of restraint god help me im paradox spaces strongest soldier
God help me.
WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S WRONG W1TH YOU GUYS
i know some of you have to be photoshopping your tits #nsfw
i can't flirt anymore like i used too because 1.) it nevwer wvorks 2.) wvell nowv im embarrassed wvith myself.
tick tock then motherfucker hurry it up
i miss when you were dead
i fucking see you bitch
i downed chittr again my bad
D --> Work was a bit more draining than us001
It's fine.
I'm not jealous, it is just sort of bothersome to witness my notifications be filled with furry roleplay and pda on a post about my own relationship to commitment.
Absolutely the fuck not.
This post is over. Please leave.
Can you guys not do this in my comment section. I am asking this with kindness in my heart.
Some of you 8itches really need to get 8etter quirks.
Everyday I realize more and more that a committed relationship is just not for me.
I did not tell you to do that. The fire department is volunteer-based and we currently only have one member. Perhaps consider signing up to join the fire department instead.
>>| .oh yeah .it's #freakyfriday! but .i don't have .anything to do freaky. .unless culling .is freaky!
if you had named me merlin i wouldve done something fucking drastic everyone telling me to cast a goddamn spell like i got a wand shoved up my ass dave is basically the best name anyone could have ever come up with who doesnt fuck with dave thats a mans name with some goddamn chest hair on it
god im so glad ill never have kids id name them some stupid shit as a joke and then that kid would just have to have that name and have to go to school or something with it and id have to be like shit i didnt think committing to this bit would have consequences on an actual alive person id have to pull a deadbeat dad and go buy milk about it
fuck i forgot beetleweek
normal friday freaky friday fishing friday thank god its friday flat fuck friday we got any more or is that it
did i finally go to hell like i was probably supposed to or is it straight up demonic in here lately
its getting too sappy in this chit someone get the pancakes to pour this on but you know ditto to you about what you said but about you you get what i mean we dont need me to say it
roxy you always know how to make me feel like the specialest dude on the chittr feed where would i be without your neon pink guidance getting me through the dark times id be in miserable bastard city population zero currently
fuck john and janes bday is coming up again for some reason its always a whole thing like yeah sure sure its when we played sburb but nobody gets that hyped for my birthday not that im jealous or that i want oodles of praise for being born anyone can do that making a prediction that chittr is gonna shit itself that day
#dirk #dedicatedtorolal he sure is a dude that exists
fucking hate that guy for real im gonna get my goddamn cape in a twist at this rate im cool i dont give a shit
this is about the movie with jamie lee curtis and lindsey lohan not about sex sorry #nsfw
you get freaky fridayed with me and youre like oh god oh shit holy fuck how do you live like this and i say you fell for the mummys curse idiot and frolic away in my swanky new bod to change my name and move to mexico
i would prefer my friday NOT freaky. its been weird enough!
Day tw0 0f being in the t0rture dunge0n AMA
Time to (_)proot some trees. https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/yoga%20throw.png #nsfw
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do u ever look at ur late night post and go wtf was i on last night? like why was i telling people i was gonna date their mom?
im never bitching about anything on here again its like a monkeys paw with you fuckers
my fucking god! i cant even be happy about the uptick in clout because its just worthless fucking pink diamonds like im a gay rocks show spoiler well fucking played leijon well played
that rabbit guy seems like hes doing awesome and has no underlying issues at all my man
not going to get into it but my opinions of olive garden have changed cant talk about it because it breaks my heart to have to even think about it for too long
hold on stop the presses im gonna sit down and read some pony pals never been a horse guy but maybe this will be the ironic literary masterpiece that turns me around on them and i finally go oh i get it and i was a fucking idiot
this is the worst news ive ever had in my life afterlife both
no stop not a twink bottomline cards on the table face up its four aces im not a twink if i had to shove my multifaceted ass into any kind of restrictive homo hierarchy id be a hunk ok im a hunk damn it
your implication that i have a speck of twinkishness about me making me have to say this as if im not already fighting for my life fending off the allegations made my way every goddamn day in this afterlife im always getting asked shit like whats going on gayboy and i go who are you and what made you think you can say shit like that to me i respect you for taking the oath to get these wayward as fuck souls their death tutorial but i am aghast appalled even i can handle twink b gone with the best of them troll oscar wilde boom erased from history who gives a fuck about his poems dont point it at myself the audacity megido really
what do you mean by that hey aradia time player conference no one look at this thread right now what the fuck do you mean by that
ill see if i can find any grasses or hay to feed chittr so that it doesnt roll itself off this mortal coil in fetishistic ecstasy theres twinks aplenty for it to feast on but i think thats the problem crawling all over it like weevils
chittrs feeling straight up nauseous this time around whenever its loading a little too long i look down at it and go whats wrong girl coughing and wheezing as it tries to withstand the force of a hundred guys trying to use it like its twink night at the navy barracks i keep thinking this is it this is the big one its going down for real this time but no it keeps chugging along choo choo its the little website that could
smells like kafkaesque in here
kafkas metamorphasis was a trip i didnt read the book because im functionally illiterate and no one can prove otherwise but fuck man yeah gregor it would be fucked up if you turned into a wriggling roach thing and you went fuckkk what about my job thats what its about right bro loses his whole life by some chuckling cosmic being pointing at him and saying watch this and turning him into a beetle in some horrific americas funniest home videos prank clip and its about how hes now functionally useless he was on that grindset too in his prime and then bam roach time for idiot guy thinking he was going to have a fucking life they all hated his ass too because he was kind of gross and couldnt do shit anymore keeping him around out of pity and fucked up sense of responsibility since what the fuck can he do to take care of himself crawl around eat trash and then they all just forgot about him and tried to cover him up like he was a pee stain on a mattress like franz buddy can you write giving a bitch a break hes already a cockroach then he curled up into a shriveled starved ball and fucking died and everyone was happy the end cool beetles
#beetleweek cool beetle fight https://ak2.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/11761472/thumb/1.jpg?i10c=img.resize(height:160)
busting out the ukulele for this one hey guys this is hard for me to say a few posts ago i erroneously yapped about roaches during beetle week ive since then been educated and informed that those two are different orders even if they look the fucking same which is offensive and churlish of me im listening and learning to bug voices and apologize for my egregious error and im working on improving myself btw this post was sponsored by raid shadow legends
i did that i downed the server my bad will happen again
pony pals update me too acorn
i dont think i was supposed to be able to read this its kind of fucked up that i could at all and im trying not to freak the fuck out about it like a stupid crazy ass pony losing his goddamn mind for no good reason so pony pals detective pony rewritten eh 7/10
yeah i know
man fuck it who gives a shit about ponies anyway
yeah they changed my totally real birth certificate to include that little lore nugget what are you doing right now dirk like what is this
im dave motherfucking strider
#tunes https://open.spotify.com/track/2lLowL0Kf5vQjRxfLt6c1T?si=49a7e700e4ec41cf
gotta keep an eye out for ruth bader ginsburg listening and learning
i should dust off my sword and get back to strife training again it probably wont ever be relevant to anything but im kind of sick of sitting on my ass maybe some evil time traveling wizard shows up expecting to get the drop on me and ill actually be ready this time
its ok its definitely a something the troll musical would probably have more is it offensive to say blood its probably not that offensive if its true but i bet it would at least be entertaining maybe youd get to include some chirps and clicks
god what the fuck is it in troll legally bronze do you know it is this connecting
straight up it did not occur to me that there was a legally blonde musical i mean it was made in 2007 so by all accounts i have no excuses but fucking excuse me if i wasnt exactly hopping around my apartment getting my knickers bunched over reese witherspoon sashaying into that courtroom like nobodys health i know im not a real blond(e) for not devoting a shrine in my most private of sanctums to elle woods glitter bombed majesty but fuck i just wasnt the right demographic for that at the tender age of prepubescent boy much less a musical do you want to know how many musicals i listened to before playing sburb a whopping zero but three years is too long to not have shit to do with anybody but like two other people so you eventually start digging through a certain library of movies and pirated musical rips which were labeled as slime tutorials for some reason like fuck thatll stop the copyright troll lawyers from murdering your ass theyll never suspect your slime fondling folder anyway elle woods right i think that movie did irreparable damage to some kind of passive social psyche where someone actually thought blond(e)s are an oppressed class like fuck dude it has to be because youre blond(e) elle and nothing else there was nothing else at play here why stuffy ass harvard snobs wouldnt fuck with your socal energy you were too quirky and they didnt get your big boobs no sorry they got your boobs elle that was also part of your issue watch out elle therere wolves out there in the ivy league and theyre howling speaking of howling thats right thats the segue into me talking about the musical its alright its musical sounds
isnt that a damn shame my heart goes out to all of you for real
i dont do pick up lines my suitors and suitettes just fall over themselves from my natural raw charisma im a catch like that
goddamn like fucking monkeys paw with you people sorry women and everybody else that includes you too vamos
alright casanovas lets wrap it up chop chop
#chess #evilstaffordgambit https://youtube.com/shorts/fVNLT5wKl2g?si=bNVGri8aZGf1Dc_d
goddamn it i would go hogwild on a hamburger right now not just your regular mom and pop get the beef patties out of the freezer burger evil greasy burgs that want to hurt you for the hubris of thinking you can handle it burgs you can see through the paper bag im not even hungry thats how dire this shit is
but im literally nice
i could probably put together a solid case for the right to some kind of badge on my profile put some respect on my name but then i think wow that sounds like itd suck and theres probably some other dave that already got his grubby mitts on it that id have to compete with and what the fuck am i gonna do waddle on up to chittr hq like "excuse me i died very badly and id like to feel special pwease" theyd lock my ass up for gross indecency ill just be a sad naked little username like a big boy and get the fuck over it
i cant remember
she
so i was at this party the other day as you do because everyone is always having some kind of fucking party all the time out here case the place out see if its a proper rager or if its just a ghorgy (ghost orgy) turn the corner shrek is there ok #nsfw #althoughnotreallyitsjustthrwordorgy #ididntevendescribeit #thisisalmostsafeforwork
anyone whos actually gonna commit to starting a fight club and not just yuck yuck ha ha about one hmu
#tunes sorry for posting songs from the same album but this shit was transcendent https://open.spotify.com/track/1QoyuMHNBe7lg3YW4Qtll4?si=bJ_fR4aJTOmI_4givorLjw
thanks barack that means a lot from you
were both time travelers so the whole thing was basically instantaneous from an outside perspective
im not posting that i got my ass beat
bout to strife with aradia gonna post the results after
brokie detected
what the fuck no
#eridanweek the only meaningful interaction ive had with eridan is him bleeding all over me so that sure was a week
(( theres just been some talk about like. allegedly people lying about their ages on the discord. thank god nothing confirmed but im also like. saying it just to be Even More Clear
(( theres been some discussions in the msparp discord about *allegedly* minors being active so im just bringing out the metaphorical spray bottle
(( OOC hey though sincere reminder if you are a minor *please* get off this site. yes. you reading this. like. literally WE, the adults, will be the ones held responsible for you being here, even if you lie about your age or hide it. you are endangering yourself and others. im sure there are better spaces for you to rp if you look. be safe. sorry i just had to get that out there.
ham cheese ham cracker cheese cracker ham and cheese cracker ham and cheese
see exactly the bars in the mariana trench evolving into some fucked up sea abomination scientists are baffled by the bar as it munches down on whale fall sometimes i catch a whiff of the passing ice berg of what everybody else in this ectobiological unit is doing and go well thank god im not the titanic
did anyone see that fucking creature scamper by
im the most normal member of my family and proud of it ive got those typical neurons theyre always talking about
this is my favorite time of day to post when theres more than a hundred users at a time this site fucking chugs right now is the perfect sweet spot not quite a ghost town not quite bumping so fast i cant get a word in edgewise its straight chilling
pixiedust
dont its one fucking catgirl throwing infinite diamond attacks at me
leijon this tomfuckery must end im drowning in these pink pointy shits
im losing my fucking mind https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9892a7dffbea.jpg
if youre smoking weed for the first time you should also watch eraserhead at the same time trust me #substances
im canceled for sure this time
go into the dark
go here https://i.imgur.com/tz0svxL.png
ivory towers and powers and flowers wilting underneath the concrete theyre cowards not me though i fucking tried im the one who scoured tryna to find meaning in a world so unserious fuck alice in wonderland color me curious white rabbit why grab it your watch is so battered your suit is so tattered nobody fuck with you not even the hatter but nobody give a shit we all stay oblivious drink me and eat me this shits so insidious and fuck it me neither ill guzzle it down pass me the bottle bitch were just fucking around #original #myrhymes
i bet it feels so satisfying to be a feudal lord pointing at some motherfucker you dont like and saying guards seize him
come on man
im not letting a dog tell me what to do im a human man i have dignity
im not doing that
fucked up that alts of me actually had kids i just kind of keep doing a double take about it like wow actually actually
#tunes https://open.spotify.com/track/2G8XMGkpKlwnFbcSJX5Hcb?si=rQglEyhlQBKI26H-lkthiA
showed jade the simpsons movie and she hated it and it didnt age well at all and we both kept cringing at the wildly fucked up bits i have to jump in front of a lord english laser #suicide
fuck yes thanks man
sometimes shit is just like this but with dope fucking sunglasses https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1e87e95514b.jpg
shes her own woman she can do what she wants but every day i am trying to fight the demon that awakes in me whenever eridans bro or whoever the fuck he is talks to any version of my mom not my mom roxy
yeah okay respect to that
haha loser
your beautiful spouse
stop including horns for your height that shits fake top of head or bust
still two feet tall still scampering beneath your floorboards in your walls even
tom lehrer you wily wordplaying bastard
can love bloom between two jasons on the battlefield
how fucking funny would that be if pennywise showed up as the ultimate pervert serial killer
thanks damara knew i can count on you
youre all so horny it attracted two countem two jason voorheeses what are we all doing
you always know how to keep it real b dawg
i dont even know anymore barack
#substance save me save me #substance
previous post redacted were back and the only favorite i am is gods
i mean yeah but they dont need to know that i need to keep them humble if they start thinking i care theyll start asking all kinds of questions like how are you and havent heard from you in a while why is that anyway top three easy tyler the creator kendrick lamar snoopdogg with a shoutout to queen latifah
none of you are my favorite except barack obama and tyler the creator sorry to all my beloved friends and family you cant really compete here you know i still fuck with you you just cant get between a man and his president and his top three rapper
was really fucking up some dream trees for some sword practice earlier i was like a lumberjack samurai apparently the bubble moved at some point and i was tearing apart johns yard for like an hour before i noticed my bad to whoevers memory that was
hell see it coming but what the fuck is he gonna do about it if its a million of us
maybe if we all band together we can take out cueball head he cant fight all of us right just kidding im kidding unless nah im kidding thatd be stupid unless
thanks ds can always count on you to keep it real
i said shit too many times in one post i have to be executed by live firing squad
no stop quit it stay out of my notifs youre just gonna raise my kull score this was totally an engagement bait post the whole time you gonna fall for my legit trap
thanks jeff the killer for the hate react needed that today
been getting a bit too many pity reacts today and i just dont like that all changing up my posting flow so none of you start getting ideas
The Only Thing I Influence In Others Is White Hot Rage Or Lust. Sometimes Apathy. #nsfw
≈ Am Ĩ truly something to be feared, or do Ĩ just love fucking with people that much? ≈ ≈ Ĩ'll never tell. ≈
[ITS AN IMAGE OF COMMANDER KARKAT, STRETCHING HIS ARMS AND SEEMING TO HAVE ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED THE MIDDLE OF HIS SHIRT, SKIN SHOWING, HIM LOOKING DOWN IN MILD SHOCK. THE CAMERA POSITION IS SHAKY AND SLANTED, AS IF FROM SOMEONE WHO WAS HIDING.] WHO TOOK THIS. I FOUND THIS ON GRUUBGLE WHEN I LOOKED UP MY NAME. #NSFW
¡ need ¡deas for !unch... whats everyone eat¡ng?
This is why you become boring in old age. #vagueposting
(00h damn did y00u get int00 the catnip treats again)>
who wants me
with the way some of you post I'm surprised nobody's gotten their name stolen by the fae
\/\/ho's going to be the first tro// to go through a// the tea/b/ood paper\/\/ork to change their name to Chittr and then try to get a badge because their name is Chittr
anywayzzzzz how r u tonite my chittlings. my kittenz.
my moirail is so fucking cute and pitiful. i adore him. #quadposting #nsfw for it lol #imwinning
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D --> Okay enough of that I need a bigger sample size and it got buried before D --> Pick your favourite type of suit https://imgchest.com/p/o24adjrog4l
OKAY. I AM SORRY. GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES.
wHAT DOES THIS MEAN? #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/2F5410363595.PNG
concept: your kismesis giving you a five minute head start through the woods before they start their hunt stumbling as fast as you can to find a place to hide, every sound around you making your blood pushing spike in pure unadulterated terror running you know youre not fast enough and it makes every step feel like a losing battle when youre finally caught, they mutter how disappointed they are a boot stomping your head into the ground to make sure there will be no fight left in you when they get started (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, prey/predator, primalplay, pitchslop, pitchfic, everyone is in the woods outside my hive right now, if something like this happens can you let me know, slendertroll, slenderman, archive rating: M)
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FUCK MY PIECE OF SHIT LIFE.
Chittr, Am I In Danger? Be Honest https://i.imgur.com/wtilwvx.png
This community has given me great insight into the world beyond our home planet. I see, in so many of the people here, the echoes of the trolls I love and the dreams I strive for. Across time, space, and probability, we are all more alike than we think.
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amusin to t)(ink aboat )(ow u guys get lil wiggler bass crus)(es on eac)(otter snrk
youd think being a god would mean you wouldnt have to worry about organ faliure it does not and im nit talking about liver faliure
:33< effurytime mew hate my shit i get 1% more powerfur
aWW THANK YOU, nEPETA,
i LOVE, mY FRIENDS, }:)
I Am Not A Midblood And It Is #harrassment To Claim That I Am.
:33< be fearless is the leijon meowtto
✐ᝰ History archivation is fun and enriching for me. ᝰᝰ
-^Yo∇ all are way too open abo∇t yo∇r sex∇al endeavors.^-
☆CRIPPLED? shiii I wasn't getting the full experience☆
ughhhhg gettinf dressed is suuch a chore why cant i just lounge around naked laying in the warm sun like a happy cat #nsfw
not wen i gotta get up n go out n do lame ass productive shit!!!!! sighhh
any reading recommendations? i've run out of books that i haven't read already
D --> Everyone liked my reminder I should make sure to do it more often
I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING #VIOLENCE. BUT THEN I DECIDED TO SIT DOWN. WITH THE OBJECT OF MY LOATHING. AND HAVE A PRODUCTIVE DISCUSSION. IN THE PRESENCE OF A TRUSTED MEDIATOR. #BEFORUSPOSTING #NICEMAID #ITMAKESMYSKINCRAWL #POSTINGTHESELIES #BUTFORTHECLICKS #THEREISNODEPTH #MYDEPRAVITYWILLNOTSINKTO
D --> This is a reminder that I am very, very buff
Now that I mentioned him, I wonder what that stiff party pooper is up to. #vagueposting
How Cute :) [images Of Kanaya With Many Grubs Climbing All Over Them, One Settling Between Their Horns. They're Smiling So Proudly.]
D --> I worry about you people
It means I'm sorry.
Just because Darkl33r took pity on me that doesn't mean I'd consider ever doing him. :// #nsfw
And we are back to frolicking in the fields! Don't mind the blood, it's not mine!! #doggyposting
How do I even respond to my daughter being like "I want to eat souls" I just woke up
(TeArInG Up wHeN ItS My tUrN In tHe rAp bAtTlE) i hAtE YoU I HaTe yOu i hAtE YoU
Hm. I have somehow never been to Beforus.
lol¶some¶of¶you¶clearly¶have¶never¶been¶shooshpapped¶in¶your¶life¶thats¶actually¶kinda¶sad¶to¶think¶about
If you ever find one Kanaya, don't do what I did. Hold on to that and never let go.
Here'& @// picture of my lu&u&. :) M@//int@//ining it& terr@//rium i& @// chore &ometime& &ince it'& &o big but I'm @//lw@//y& h@//ppy &eeing it h@//ppy @//nd thriving. If I c@//n't, then it c@//n. :D http&://f2.toyhou.&e/file/f2-toyhou-&e/im@//ge&/117950242_EB5LKKoON6oZqZv.png
I am a strong supporter of both the Yaoi and the Yuri. I am glad that came across in my post.
i apologize for any and all concerning posts i might have made in the past little while i got a little too into the holiday
ouuhhh its one of those days 2day #yearning #yuck #angst
✿ woah. too far nepeta
O-> I Get To+ Put My Legs Acro+ss My Highblo+o+d's Lap During Lunch 🤭
ouhh yeah its time 4 more #substance
sometimes i worry that i am being a Bad Bisexual, like im not into women enough then i spend time with a pretty girl and i feel better <3
find my orbs
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=>>hey chittr iM sørry før nøt pøsting in a while! Wørk stuff caMe up and nøw we are getting Materials and Møney før a phøtøshøøt øf ritchy petting a tiny and cute barkbeast>>>
ALRIGHT SO APPARENTLY there's this purple planet called derse that i'm a dreamer in and the CARAPACIANS (the citizens of that planet) call me the bard--- I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER BEING UP THERE WHAT THE HELL???
girl i gotta be honest i think im in fucking outer space rn
of course its hard bein me im batshit crazy
im having a moment
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STOP PITYING AND HATING MY CHITTS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
D --> Since registering for Chittr.com, I have been referred to as a "DILF" thrice D --> It was my understanding at first that this title was one e%clusively reserved for human parents D --> I have now been made aware that "DILF status" and "zaddy repute" are not mutually e%clusive with parentage D --> Due to this newfound understanding, I would like to clarify D --> Yes. Yes I am D --> Thank you for your attention in this highly important matter
:33 < i like my job...
D --> Mr. Zahhak, if you please
D --> Jobs are most certainly not for losers D --> I'll see what, if anything, I can do Ms. Leijon
:33 < im so getting fired fuck fuck fuck
... I lost track of time building my robot. severely exhausted.
good night every1 xP wut r da plans?
URGH. FUCK. GOOD MORNING.
KAR'S BIRD OF THE DAY - DAY 2: THE COMMON RAVEN! SCIENTIFICALLY NAMED "CORVUS CORAX", RAVENS ARE A SLEEK, ALL-BLACK PASSERINE BIRD KNOWN FOR BEING THE SECOND LARGEST PASSERINE BIRD ALONGSIDE THE THICK-BILLED RAVEN. THEY CAN LIVE UP TO ~23 YEARS IN THE WILD, BUT THEIR LIFESPAN IS USALLY SHORTER THAN THIS. COMMON RAVENS MATE FOR LIFE, WITH EACH BONDED PAIR DEFENDING THEIR OWN TERRITORY. THE COMMON RAVEN IS AN OMNIVORE, COMMONLY FEASTING ON GRAIN, BERRIES, CARRION, SMALL ANIMALS, AND NESTING BIRDS. RAVENS ARE INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT - THEY CAN MIMIC HUMAN SPEECH AND SOLVE PUZZLES! HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/1488719961231855688/1489615584235749386/300SZRV.PNG?EX=69D1101F&IS=69CFBE9F&HM=7850C04A5164F4EFBAB5D756DCB56E09D9514433DC9A0EBBC5DA437EEA9F124D&
THEY KILLED ME. BUT I CAME BACK. AND I SAW SO MUCH ON THE OTHER SIDE. I AM NO LONGER JUST WOKE: I AM ENLIGHTENED.
Are yo+u still standing there o+ver him?
If he's still yelling abo+ut it it so+unds like he's being unreaso+nable. Stand stro+ng. Ho+ld yo+ur gro+und.
X Is piss supposed to be flammable? #nsfwe? x
₍^. .^₎⟆ Who wouldn't want to feel l!ke a purretty k!tty? ! know ! do~
tis 1 goes out 2 all the felines on the TL https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=u4mWvZRHFcs&si=7IvDWyT1pf-qUbhH #nowplaying #lyrics
I Should Not Be Drinking After My Last Outburst. Luckily There Is No Jadeblood To Convince Me To Overdrink For Her Pleasure Though, So I Promise To Pace Myself. #nsfw #substances #eridanweek
They say you should always strive to best yourself. You all make that a challenge worth pursuing.
There is not enough of the Yuri on my timeline.
An entire week of worship for this EriXan fellow... / He must be a powerful warrior inXeeX, perhaps even a semi-goX! / My blaXe sings for the chance to such an opponent in open combat. \ I will have to figure out how to participate in the next match!
i should give up making music
ill never be grant macdonald tho
I fucking LIVE you fuckers! #eridanweek #probablybrokeabone
i juzt learnt my moirail uzez 4grub unironically... #icantdothizanymore
~maybe if my rumble spheres vvere bigger he’d feel the same </3 #vagueposting
hon3stly i'd b3 in my f3mdom phas3 if i didn't lik3 hunks so much, smh my good tast3 k33ps scr3wing m3 #nsfw
D --> Sometimes I wish more of my matesprits were on here D --> Then I change my mind
D --> She isn't I'm afraid
D --> Hi, I'm Equius D --> You may know me from tumblr D --> I have ascended to godtier and now live on a version of Earth with one of my matesprits D --> I spend my time smithing/engineering and hunting down monsters D --> I use my god powers to void away my sweat D --> And I am very buff but I am generally ok at controlling it now D --> That really about sums me up I think D --> I will post a normal selfie this time #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
youre in her respiteblock gettin cozy im purchasin feet pics off her onlyfins wwe are not the same #nsfww