♦ pitied by @arsenicCatturbate
O-> I Get To+ Put My Legs Acro+ss My Highblo+o+d's Lap During Lunch 🤭
ouhh yeah its time 4 more #substance
sometimes i worry that i am being a Bad Bisexual, like im not into women enough then i spend time with a pretty girl and i feel better <3
find my orbs
=>>hey chittr iM sørry før nøt pøsting in a while! Wørk stuff caMe up and nøw we are getting Materials and Møney før a phøtøshøøt øf ritchy petting a tiny and cute barkbeast>>>
ALRIGHT SO APPARENTLY there's this purple planet called derse that i'm a dreamer in and the CARAPACIANS (the citizens of that planet) call me the bard--- I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER BEING UP THERE WHAT THE HELL???
girl i gotta be honest i think im in fucking outer space rn
of course its hard bein me im batshit crazy
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STOP PITYING AND HATING MY CHITTS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
D --> Since registering for Chittr.com, I have been referred to as a "DILF" thrice D --> It was my understanding at first that this title was one e%clusively reserved for human parents D --> I have now been made aware that "DILF status" and "zaddy repute" are not mutually e%clusive with parentage D --> Due to this newfound understanding, I would like to clarify D --> Yes. Yes I am D --> Thank you for your attention in this highly important matter
D --> Jobs are most certainly not for losers D --> I'll see what, if anything, I can do Ms. Leijon
:33 < im so getting fired fuck fuck fuck
... I lost track of time building my robot. severely exhausted.
yEah bEcausE wE cant bE castEIst If wE aLL haVE thE samE bLood
Xenosociological fact: Some humans create social relationships based not on economic class (human haemospectrum) but instead on schoolfeed groups. For eXample, humans in the same schoolfeed group will often become quadmates, based only on these groups!
URGH. FUCK. GOOD MORNING.
I miss when we were a good country without crooks as Detectives. #Millerverse #noir
A photo of my bosses wife to prove he is normal. She is much more privy to photography. https://i.ibb.co/xSL4fkVN/image-2026-04-03-100853067.png
KAR'S BIRD OF THE DAY - DAY 2: THE COMMON RAVEN! SCIENTIFICALLY NAMED "CORVUS CORAX", RAVENS ARE A SLEEK, ALL-BLACK PASSERINE BIRD KNOWN FOR BEING THE SECOND LARGEST PASSERINE BIRD ALONGSIDE THE THICK-BILLED RAVEN. THEY CAN LIVE UP TO ~23 YEARS IN THE WILD, BUT THEIR LIFESPAN IS USALLY SHORTER THAN THIS. COMMON RAVENS MATE FOR LIFE, WITH EACH BONDED PAIR DEFENDING THEIR OWN TERRITORY. THE COMMON RAVEN IS AN OMNIVORE, COMMONLY FEASTING ON GRAIN, BERRIES, CARRION, SMALL ANIMALS, AND NESTING BIRDS. RAVENS ARE INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT - THEY CAN MIMIC HUMAN SPEECH AND SOLVE PUZZLES! HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/1488719961231855688/1489615584235749386/300SZRV.PNG?EX=69D1101F&IS=69CFBE9F&HM=7850C04A5164F4EFBAB5D756DCB56E09D9514433DC9A0EBBC5DA437EEA9F124D&
THEY KILLED ME. BUT I CAME BACK. AND I SAW SO MUCH ON THE OTHER SIDE. I AM NO LONGER JUST WOKE: I AM ENLIGHTENED.
Are yo+u still standing there o+ver him?
If he's still yelling abo+ut it it so+unds like he's being unreaso+nable. Stand stro+ng. Ho+ld yo+ur gro+und.
X Is piss supposed to be flammable? #nsfwe? x
₍^. .^₎⟆ Who wouldn't want to feel l!ke a purretty k!tty? ! know ! do~
tis 1 goes out 2 all the felines on the TL https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=u4mWvZRHFcs&si=7IvDWyT1pf-qUbhH #nowplaying #lyrics
I Should Not Be Drinking After My Last Outburst. Luckily There Is No Jadeblood To Convince Me To Overdrink For Her Pleasure Though, So I Promise To Pace Myself. #nsfw #substances #eridanweek
They say you should always strive to best yourself. You all make that a challenge worth pursuing.
There is not enough of the Yuri on my timeline.
An entire week of worship for this EriXan fellow... / He must be a powerful warrior inXeeX, perhaps even a semi-goX! / My blaXe sings for the chance to such an opponent in open combat. \ I will have to figure out how to participate in the next match!
i should give up making music
ill never be grant macdonald tho
I fucking LIVE you fuckers! #eridanweek #probablybrokeabone
<-#ey #ey, c#itts! are ya'll ready for my immaculate tastes to grace your sig#tsp#eres??
i juzt learnt my moirail uzez 4grub unironically... #icantdothizanymore
~maybe if my rumble spheres vvere bigger he’d feel the same </3 #vagueposting
hon3stly i'd b3 in my f3mdom phas3 if i didn't lik3 hunks so much, smh my good tast3 k33ps scr3wing m3 #nsfw
D --> Sometimes I wish more of my matesprits were on here D --> Then I change my mind
D --> She isn't I'm afraid
D --> Hi, I'm Equius D --> You may know me from tumblr D --> I have ascended to godtier and now live on a version of Earth with one of my matesprits D --> I spend my time smithing/engineering and hunting down monsters D --> I use my god powers to void away my sweat D --> And I am very buff but I am generally ok at controlling it now D --> That really about sums me up I think D --> I will post a normal selfie this time #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
youre in her respiteblock gettin cozy im purchasin feet pics off her onlyfins wwe are not the same #nsfww