

KAT.
@carcinoGenomicist
SHE/HER. AQUADROMANTIC. YOU CAN ADDRESS ME AS KARKAT OR KAT. I REALLY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT.
I DRANK FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT AND KEPT COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW I NEED TO GET LAID. #SUBSTANCE #NSFW

And what's exactly stopping you? ,'::::/
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE RIGHT PERSON TO COME ALONG, WANTED THAT SHIT TO BE ROMANTIC. I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THOUGH.

Mnn, you know, always willing to provide such an experience! My offer will still 8e on the ta8le. >;;;;)

Aye, well, if that's the case, I'll have some fine liquors with your name on 'em when you don't have cold walkfronds.
YOU COUGH ONCE ON THE SUBWAY AND EVERYONE LOOKS AT YOU AS IF YOU PERSONALLY ORCHESTRATED 9/11.
TIMES SQUARE IS A HELL CREATED BY THE MOST SADISTIC FUCK IN THE WORLD.
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE STRIDER GIRLS?

yo
WENT TO MY FAVORITE ROMANCE BOOKSTORE AND GOT SOME YURI.

Sounds Delightful Love

oh!.which.one? and.what.genre.of.yuri? and.then.subgenre and.relevant.tags...
I NEED TO CLIMB INTO CUPE BEFORE MY THOUGHTS GET ANY DIRTIER. GOD. #SUGGESTIVE

i don't even know what a sick nasty sunday is #nsfw

It ain't for the weak pushered.

Right, There's Hot Ladies There After All (very Scary) –xoxo

Exactly, you get it!
TO ALL THE FUCKERS WITH COMPLEX COFFEE ORDERS: FUCK YOU. I SPIT IN YOUR DRINK EVERY DAMN TIME.

Dawg, FUCK no! I get my shit checked weekly, you think with the shit I've 8uilt so far, I wouldn't 8e a8le to test myself at this r8? Gimme some credit now! I'm also not THAT much of a fuck8oy, shaking my head so hard right now.

Someone seems jealous. ::::)
RESPECT TO YOU, ACTUALLY. YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING MY NOOK JUST WENT FROM 0.0001% TO 1%. CONGRATULATIONS.

alright alright don’t get your damn panties in a twist i was just making sure

Who said anything a8out diving str8 into nook? I'm more lavish than that, damn it! I'm a "walk along the 8each under moonlight" type of guy. Or, well, setting shit on fire as a first d8 type of deal. Honestly? Could 8e either.

Told ya, I'm not the type to disappoint! >::::)

Oh well, won't truly know unless you take the leap! As st8ed, I'll 8e availa8le in case you wish to have your curiosity peaked. >;;;;}

No lobotomy for me today.

[ ? ..s9niht ll4 fo ymotobol 4 yhW ]

I don't know, I think about getting a lobotomy a lot for some reason.

[ t4ht eron9i ..4m'I os rerrutrotkoD 4 ton m'I tuB .wohemos 9ninrecnoc ylemertxe dn4 e9n4rts yrev sdnuoS ...t4hT ]

You are correct it is both of those things.
I FUCKING HATE JEANS. YES, I AM COMPLAINING. IT IS SO DIFFICULT TO FIND JEANS THAT FIT MY HIPS AND THIGHS PROPERLY. THEY'RE ALWAYS TOO TIGHT.

hmm, it might be a problem wvith the cut, rather than the size. you oughta post pics so i can noodle that out.
YOU FUCKING MANWHORE. I'LL POST PICTURES OF THE DAMN JEANS, BUT NOT ME IN THEM. DISGUSTING.

wvhats the point then? wvhat, you scared that you might get cyberbullied or something?
YOU'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO JERK OFF TO THEM, AMPORA. WITHOUT A DOUBT. #NSFW
walk around naked in the woods and live like an animal instead

not to the pants, no.
ok but you would miss out on the fun of being a naked beast
IS THIS BULLSHIT DRAMA A REGULAR OCCURRENCE ON THIS SITE?

[NOT REALLY A#TUALLY]

No, this is much worse than usual, actually. I apologize for that.

first tImE I'vE sEEn it hAppEn EvEr, ActuAlly.

usually its drama of trolls fighting or stuff like that. i think. #violence (?)

Yeah, I know. I'll be better in the future.

Nah, just wanna put it out there. :)
SORRY, ALLOW ME TO REPHRASE MY PREVIOUS POST. ANY *ROMANCE* HUMAN TV SHOWS?
hey, science is romantic.
no but he explores the intricacies of sans romance.

General Hospital.
cause i have a love for science.
ANY HUMAN TV SHOW RECOMMENDATIONS?
The Pitt is pretty good if you like hospital dramas
bill nye the science guy.
DOES EVERYONE ONLY USE THIS MORONIC EXCUSE OF A WEBSITE TO COMPLAIN? I HAVE YET TO SEE ANY FORM OF INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION HERE. IT'S PATHETIC. WHERE THE HELL ARE THE FILM REVIEWS?

there are a(tuall7 a (ouple o((asionall7

#abcc movie nights every wednesday/friday
_ I've seen tHe odd poetry on Here, and I try to sHare facts wHenever possible. However, it's Hard to sift tHrouGH all tHe complaininG. _ THouGH, tHis post tecHnically contributes to tHe problem.

no, i think the7 just do it sometimes
GOD DAMN IT. I'M NO BETTER THAN THE REST OF THESE ASSHOLES.
_ It Happens to tHe best of us. I tHeorize it's in our nature to complain.


