♠ hated by @carcinoGenomicist
Aye, well, if that's the case, I'll have some fine liquors with your name on 'em when you don't have cold walkfronds.
And what's exactly stopping you? ,'::::/
Gr8! Thank you for sneezing pure Colum8ian cocaine onto me, this will certainly 8ring me joy and whimsy now.
Literally am the Rizzler. The Rizzly 8ear. Rizz Khalifa. Chuck Norizz. Sir Rizz-a-lot. Rizzy McGuire. The Rizzard. The Wolf of Rizz Street. Ron Rizzley. On that Quantum Rizzics.
gurt: yo
yknow what yeah actually i’m fine with that
Yeah, I'm just gonna skip the semantics and just 8ag you instead then.
Even 8ETTER!!!!!!!! Oh come on, would you at least do it for what the humans call, a "Scoo8y Snack"?
i’m gonna be goddamn augustus gloop with how i’m gonna be all up in that coffee man
Want me to change that? I'll definitely start asking JUST for you! >::::)
yep and i’m ordering something *extra* complex from you
Yeah, now you're just making me wanna order something complex from you 8ro.
#yum
promise?
I WILL HIT. ON. EVERYONE. I don't give a FUCK what they are! Some cosmic horrorterror, some imperialist scum8ag, a fucking AI ro8o-8a8e, or even a gogdamn FELT (though, I gotta 8e REAL drunk for high for that one pro8a8ly). There's veeeeeeeery few who I wouldn't hit on. Do not test this.
alright bet
oh yknow a hairstyle
Thinking of upgrading my arm more. Hmn........
the hell is tiktok even about man
ok but you would miss out on the fun of being a naked beast
hmm, it might be a problem wvith the cut, rather than the size. you oughta post pics so i can noodle that out.
Y'know, if you're ever mad or salty........ Ever just thought a8out NOT 8eing mad or salty? Heard that tends to help.
ok im getting bored of this bit and chittr with a red ui look's weird to me im too used to the green
cause i have a love for science.
General Hospital.
hey, science is romantic.
bill nye the science guy.
fair response! but i'm wounded, karkat. you've wounded me. what the fuck, dude. :B
_ I've seen tHe odd poetry on Here, and I try to sHare facts wHenever possible. However, it's Hard to sift tHrouGH all tHe complaininG. _ THouGH, tHis post tecHnically contributes to tHe problem.
no, i think the7 just do it sometimes
alright, in *my* defense... i'm usually not the guy people call in when it's time to crack the bit. which! i still take tremendous offense to, by the way! you're looking at a potential comedic genius here. in another life, i've got my own netflix special and at least three middling stand-up tours under my belt. but it is what it is! i'm not the bit-maker. i'm the guy who gets irrationally invested in the bit once it's already in motion. :B and right now there is no bit. so i’m doing what any responsible bit enthusiast would do: standing in the back of the room and passive-aggressively nudging the bit-makers toward competence!
BLAH.
If I was a horse I'd say shit like neigh and whinny probably
and if i said im crazy and youre all my puppets wwhat then
the goop
there are a(tuall7 a (ouple o((asionall7
something about today's dash is significantly sloppier than usual. c'mon, guys. what's with all the slop? where're the funny hahas and shit? the faux pizazz? this is just lazy! even the horny posters are phoning it in today. for shame, chittr. for shame. :B