Equius Zahhak
@centaursTurmoil
Robotics engineer serving under the Alternian Empire to create mechanical drones The E%punged //all art -> @ratking-buffet on tumblr
SOME of you guys clearly haven't ever felt the TOUCH of your best bro. The bond between MEN is so indomitable that I can't even BEGIN to describe it. You can SHAKE the bond but you can never BREAK it.
The fuck? What are you, straight?
DAWG!!! OF COURSE NOT!!! THATS VERY STRAIGHT!!!
Top ten saddest things I have ever read.
You have got to PAGE Dr. Herophilias for me, man, because I've been diagnosed with a TERMINAL case of SERIOUS CONFUSION.
THE #FELTOPENING IS FUZZY. I WOKE UP WITH THIS AS NOT ONLY MY PALMHUSK LOCK SCREEN, BUT MY HUSKTOP, MY TELEVISION LOADING SCREEN, AND SOMEHOW ALSO TAPED TO THE MIRROR IN MY ABLUTIONBLOCK. THANK YOU @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#0701, I’M SURE YOU DIDN’T ALSO SEND THIS TO FUCKING EVERYBODY YOU KNOW. FEATURING @CENTAURSTURMOIL TOO. DON’T WE ALL LOOK SO CUTE. I AM BEING PLEASANT AND AGREEABLE, AND I WILL GENTLY LOWER A MAGNIFICENT, CORUSCATING COLUMN OF HOT FUCK YOU DOWN THE PROTEIN CHUTE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/059A9C647786.PNG
HAHAHAHA. FUCK OFF, I KNOW. SO DO I. THAT’S WHY I SAID IT. WHAT’S A LITTLE NEEDLING BETWEEN ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF OURSELVES?
REMIND ME TO BRING UP THAT QUOTE ABOUT "NEEDLING" EACH OTHER WHEN THE ABCC MOVIE OF THE WIPE IS FUCKING "SAW." WE'LL SEE WHO NEEDLES WHO, THEN.
YOU WOULDN’T. I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS.
SEE YOU ON 10TH PERIGEE, KARKAT. #GETIN. #YOUWONTHAVEACHOICE. #YOUREMYCOHOST. #WHATAREYOUGONNADO. #CALLINSICK? #HEH.
@GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#0701 HE’S THREATENING ME WITH MY LIFE.
SOM3TH1NG SM3LLS OV3R H3R3! P33-Y3W K4RK4T STOP B31NG SUCH 4 SC4R3DY B34ST OV3R TH3 S4W FR4NCH1S3, 1 THOUGHT YOU W3R3 OV3R TH1S BY NOW >:/
I CAN’T WIN SHIT IN THIS WORLD.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS PEAL OF VILLAINOUS LAUGHTER WAS WELL-EARNED. I'M FILLING THE BESPOKE, WING-TIP SHOES THE FELT HAD FITTED FOR ME MORE AND MORE EACH DAY.
TELL THEM THEY NEED TO DO A BIT MORE WORK ON THE REST OF YOUR OUTFIT. IT’S LOOKING A LITTLE BAGGY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND FUCKING *HA*.
OH, YOU SPAWN OF A WHORE.
D --> Can a hoofbeast with no name truly be remembered
8=D < Thinking fondly of my dear furriends tolight...
ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ < D'AWWW! I HAVE A FELINE THAT SOMEBODY MIGHT MISS ME!!!
8=D < Neighbe.
8=D < Yes, quite a lot. 8=D < It has been far too long.
D --> I w001d like to apologize that I must post an image I have posted before D --> However as it is #MaidMonday I am compelled to participate D --> I enjoy dressing up as a maid servant D --> Although I do not do it often
Cuntquius...
I will, but I am thinking it. Okay? Anyway. Looks good.
D --> Fiddlesticks D --> I see... D --> I did not e%pect this image to warrant such a reaction
Would. Next question.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Oh the chest window with the shoulders showing??? you're changing the game here #itslowkeygivingmiku #kindarevolutionaryofyou #mikuwouldbeproud
D --> I intended to keep the sh001ders covered D --> However the sleeves inhibited movement too much D --> As such they had to be removed
D --> I have managed to bruise myself D --> I am not sure how, I was attempting to be gentle
D --> My posts do not often get views D --> I did not e%pect anyone to see my sin
WHAT, YOU THINK CHITTR IS SOME DIARY-TURNED-CONFESSIONAL? I’M PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS SO YOU DON’T GO WIELDING YOUR TYPESTUBS FOR ANY MORE SELF HUMILIATION.
D --> No D --> I am not a f001 D --> I am aware this is a social media platform D --> But I command that you tie my hands regardless D --> SO that I do not humiliate myself further
OH YOU COMMAND ME. SO THAT’S HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK? I DON’T THINK SO.
I JUST TYPED AN ENTIRE MONOLOGUE ABOUT WHY YOU COMMANDING ME TO TIE YOU UP DOESN’T MEAN JACK SHIT AS TO WHO CALLS THE SHOTS, BUT I’M NOT GONNA AIR THAT OUT. IF YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOURSELF, THEN SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT YOU ON A SHORT LEAD. AND IF IT HAS TO BE ME (BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IN THE GENERAL VICINITY HAS THE SHAME GLOBES), THEN FINE. BECAUSE I AM SO GRACIOUS AND CHARITABLE. #NSFW
D --> You are right, it is not the same when I am commanding another to command me D --> If you deem a short leash to be my only option so be it D --> It w001d be quite e%hilarating to be on the end of a lowb100ds leash D --> Fiddlesticks D --> I am starting to perspire again
KEEP YOUR SWEATINESS TO OUR DMS AND SPARE THE MASSES.
D --> I am e%periencing very conflicting emotions D --> On one prong I am deeply humiliated at being depicted as a hoofbeast girl D --> But on the other prong I am feeling quite aroused by the depiction, another's reaction to this post D --> I do not know how to feel D --> I may break my abstinence D --> Only tonight
｢oyasumi, minasan! (*^▽^)/ kekek~ ( ￣▽￣) megane-san brings back your teiki hōsō bangumi! (ФωФ) keh... moar #waifuification nyahw! tonight's waifu is getting... g-getting... n-nghh!! Σヽ(｀д´；)ﾉ m-megane-san's unihorno is gyoing doki doki!!! g-gyah!!! h-he can't... stoppu...｣ ｢KYAAHHHHHH!!!!!｣ ｢(∩｀Q´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ.°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 .°˖⋆｣ ｢...｣ ｢(゜д゜*)｣ ｢(* ゜д゜)｣ ｢i-is everynyan okie? (,,・д・)｣ ｢(* ´ ▽ ` *) a-ah!! okie, eburibody is daijobou!! e-except for...(゜ロ゜)｣ ｢(ФωФ) kekeke, konya's waifu, pone-chan @centaursTurmoil !! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) this waifu has been hit by a supa supa speciaru waifu beamu, the umawaifu beam!!! ( ＾ω＾ ) half uma and half waifu, pone-chan is the type of gyirl that keeps you on your hooves! (*￣∇￣)ノ kekeke~ pone-chan seems like a refined and regal himedere, byut just talking to her reveals her trappu! (´u｀ﾉ)ﾉ keke, pone-chan is just as nyaughty and dirty as the oinkbeasts instead of the hoofbeasts~~ (ФωФ) this kyutiegirl definitely wears dark pantsu, with no print, if she wears any at all! (´▽｀) mature and refined, her pantsu make it seem like she has nyathing to prove! (///ω///) kekeke~~~ aahhh~ byut she wuvs the breeze against her｣ ｢f-flank!! baka, what did you think megane was gunna say!?! (￣□￣)!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE CONTENT! (ФωФ) gud nighto, everynyan!! (*･∀･*) teiki hōsō bangumi means regularly scheduled programming! ( -∀・) don't you knyow, you wuv to read all megane has to say! ( ≧∀≦)ノ wealth of nyah-ledge, fufufufu!!! ( ☆∀☆) konya means nighto! uma means... (*´,_ゝ｀) well... hoofybeast. (´c_｀ ) duhh. (* ´ ▽ ` *) a himedere is a kyutiegirl with a princess complex! (*￣∇￣)ノ Basically, this girl likes to be treated like she's all that, even if she's nyaht! girls like this usually wuv a common fella... (ФωФ) kekeke~ or lowblood!! ( ・ω・)]
D --> Oh god
D --> I am at a lost for words D --> You have depicted me as a beautiful hoofbeast girl, I do not know the goal here D --> Is this what people find attractive, w001d I be more desirable if I were a hoofbeast girl D --> Refrain from speaking of my panties D --> I am not an oinkbeast, but... D --> Yes.... Yes I am naughty D --> Perhaps becoming part of this "harem" w001d not be so undesirable...
D --> You fantasised about me D --> Oh my D --> I am perspiring, I did not know this was what you were doing back then D --> w001d you like me more if I was a large chested hoofbeast girl
D --> That is most unfortunate, sir D --> I may be able to fill that role if you desire, but I am sorry I cannot fulfil your fantasies of being a beautiful hoofbeast girl
D --> I am no princess, I am a highb100d but I am humble D --> I fall beneath most others D --> I am pathetic and unworthy D --> Is this post a proposal of sorts D --> If I join your harem, can I become a hoofbeast girl
｢(ФωФ) under one unyahification, megane-san makes everyone kawaii~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: (´∀｀) kekekekeke!! pone-chan will get her mane braided every day!]
absolutely evveryone looks better as a large chested hoofbeast girl
D --> All I do is make a f001 of myself in front of my superiors D --> I sh001d be punished for my 100d displays, flogged so I know my place beneath their boot D --> Fiddlesticks, there I go again D --> Perhaps it may be best to stop posting entirely
At Least You Are Self Aware.
D⟶I have found it helpful to make a blanket r001 for myself to post strictly in one fashion, and one fashion only without personal addendums D⟶It's an effective discipline that has saved me from a great many shamefoal displays
D --> From your profile I can see that Perhaps it w001d be wise to pick a niche
D⟶Hobbies, interests, e%c100sively neutral third-person subje% D⟶These all tend to be safe common ground that do not lend themselves to e%amination or ridic001
D --> Yes, this may be my best course of action D --> Thank you D --> I do not wish to make a f001 of myself
D⟶None wish to be made f001ish %cept the most unprincipled deviants lacking disciplined compartmentalization between public and private D⟶Which we aren't D⟶You are welcome
D --> What is a "ship" and why is chittr up in arms over these vessels tonight
࣪⊹₊˚{ ooooh! what kind do YOU like? my faaaave has GOT to be like, a noble 4-masted barque }9u9{ but also.... }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ ive always like, kind of lovedddd a little humble sloop-of-war. SOOOO PLUCKY! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
D --> Nghhh... Those are quite good D --> I am not partial to a highb100d and his subordinate in a dynamic akin to that of a master and his slave
D --> Perhaps this was too evocative and inappropriate of me D --> Forgive me my 100dness
࣪⊹₊˚{ uhhhh.... }*ᗣ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm.... girlygrub }*_*{ i meant, BOATS. SHIPS. VESSELSSSS not VASSALSSSS! }T_T{ }T_T{ }T_T{ ALL YOU DIRT GROPERS JUST WANT THE SAMEEEE THING!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
D --> Oh fiddlesticks, forgive me highb100d D --> Hmm... I have not given boats and alike much thought D --> I should have known, I have been too forward, too vile and 100d
࣪⊹₊˚{ STOP APOLOGIZING + JUST PIIIICK A BOAT ALREADY YOU AIR SUCKING INGRAAAATEEEE }>A\{ youre embarrassing BOTH of us now!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ }.-.{ are you like, trying to fourk around with me right now? i said to pick one }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ YOURE AVOIDING THE QUESTION! \}*____*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
D --> My sincerest apologies D --> Fiddlesticks I am getting somewhat worked up D --> I have not given battleships much thought I am sorry D --> Admiral class battle cruiser
D --> How am I meant to zip up the back of this dress, I am much too wide to reach around myself
D --> How does one delete a chittr comment D --> This is urgent D --> I have made a f001 of myself
oh whose my superior?
nobody stinkabutt ^_^
are you gonna try to whip me into shape or somethang
Z:P hehehehehe
i ha\/e a few crocheted ones if you need Z:)
feelin generous takin eri x reader requests
one wwhere Eri kills reader and reader forgivves him wwith their dyin breath despite his lack a remorse and maybe they glaze him a little too
D --> If I may be so forward to ask for one involving myself D --> One in which I am your slave servant and you put me in my rightful place D --> Fiddlesticks the thought alone makes me perspire D --> Forgive my brash 100dness, I sh001d not have asked
D --> This is too 100d of me and highly unbecoming D --> Forget I asked, please D --> Unless the topic interests you sir...
RED ALERT. THE BITCHES HAVE BREACHED #BOYSNIGHT. #SUBSTANCE. @arachnesGossamer @cuttlefishCabbalist @cthonicAspirations @caligulasAquarium @twinArmaggetfucked @centaursTurmoil @emptyEyes @veritysGleam
B0ys night is turning 0ut a l0t m0re fun than i th0ught it w0uld be
D --> I w001d like to apologize again for breaking that glass...
CLEARLY. YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED WITH NICE THINGS. MAYBE NEXT TIME THE HOST WILL SERVE YOU FROM A RUSTY PAIL. OR OFF THE FLOOR.
D --> Ngh... Do not imply such preposterous things D --> E%cuse me
࣪⊹₊˚{ YAYYYY! \}*7*{/ thats LITERALLYYYYY ME in the cornerrrr! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
D --> It feels somewhat more intimidating to know someone will 100k at me in the servants dress with their gander bulbs in person, as opposed to through a screen obscuring my real form D --> I am not sure if I can do this, it is awfully tight and disgustingly obscene #boysnight
D --> Of course how c001d I he so f001ish D --> It is the highest honor to be clad as such, but nevertheless I am filled with apprehension
D --> I will provide them later D --> I am struggling to zip it up, it is rather tight over my chest
It's the dress y⚣u p⚣sted bef⚣re right? It l⚣⚣ked g⚣⚣d ⚣n y⚣u!
👀 ay yo wh1ch bathroom you 1n rn
D --> I w001d rather not disclose this after the last time
awh, c'mon doll... you know 1 was just play1n... can't a guy just get a l1l peek? };)
}:(... ... but, uh... what 1f 1 ordered you to? };)
Host of #BoysNight, @caligulaAscendit, enjoying the gun show. Ft. @centaursTurmoil. Subscribe to #PlushRump for more content like this.
D --> I did not notice how he was 100king at me...
nyrita y0u g0tta get me the fuck 0ut 0f #b0ysnight.
GOOD EVENING. MY NEW FAVORITE PAILSTAR. WAS THIS PHOTO TAKEN BEFORE OR AFTER YOU WERE TRAMPLED TO DEATH.
D --> E%cuse me D --> I am not a pailstar, I w001d never participate in such 100d activities D --> Not in front of a camera, not ever D --> How do you know about that
Lower your voice.
i feel like (rossing the handmaid will result in quite a lot of in(ident i'm not 100% i (an deal with
wwhen did you manage to get this photo a me
I’m in your Wi-Fi. \></
D --> #boysnight has been quite.... eventful D --> I have some reflecting to do
D --> I have found the best way to relieve tension and avoid the temptations of flesh is through battle with constructs of steel D --> Getting good and sweaty from a battle and being dominated by another can provide the same %static relief as clima% in many cases #nofap #genmatretention
I Know! It's A Shame That I Won't Be Giving You The Satisfaction. #positive #nsfw #nsfc
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D --> Yes sir, I will not let you down again D --> I will be victorious for you, Highb100d
DM.
Direct messages, bro. Let’s talk shop up-close and personal.
D --> Abstaining from the temptation of masturbation and self pleasure has been the most beneficial part of my training D --> I am STRONG D --> Moreso than I ever was when I gave into the temptation of self pleasure D --> Now I fight to release the my se%ual energy and tension as it is a much more efficient way to get your b100d pumping D --> Genetic Material retention is the correct way to function, do not spill if it is not for the Empires collection #nofap #genmatretention
"= oh, no reason. my curiosity. and. because you would come back, because i was right. ="
D --> You are wrong, I will not return as I will not "fill" anything
"= not even a pail, when the time comes? you are naive. you will be "fill"ing. in ways you have yet to even discover. ="
D --> Do not be naive or f001ish D --> When the time comes to perform my duty for the empire I will fill as requested, it is another thing entirely D --> And it is specified as the only e%emption
"= you shouldn't be so adherent. have some fun. of sorts. explore yourself like many others before you. ="
D --> No, I refuse to indulge in such 100d activities without reason D --> There is too much risk involved
"= risk??? of? ="
ABSOLVTELY·CORRECT·AND·I·AM·SHOCKED·TO·SEE·ANOTHER·#NOFAP·TRVTHER·ON·THIS·HERE·VEBSITE
D --> I cannot bring myself to fight another living thing, be that troll, human or lusus D --> I have acted in retaliation and lived only to regret it knowing how much harm my STRONG body can inflict D --> Troll versus machine D --> This is how I fight, how I e%ercise D --> My e%traordinary STRENGTH, freakish in nature, must never be used to harm D --> I c001d not live with myself if I caused irreparable damage