D --> I have managed to bruise myself D --> I am not sure how, I was attempting to be gentle
D --> My posts do not often get views D --> I did not e%pect anyone to see my sin
WHAT, YOU THINK CHITTR IS SOME DIARY-TURNED-CONFESSIONAL? I’M PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS SO YOU DON’T GO WIELDING YOUR TYPESTUBS FOR ANY MORE SELF HUMILIATION.
D --> No D --> I am not a f001 D --> I am aware this is a social media platform D --> But I command that you tie my hands regardless D --> SO that I do not humiliate myself further
OH YOU COMMAND ME. SO THAT’S HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK? I DON’T THINK SO.
I JUST TYPED AN ENTIRE MONOLOGUE ABOUT WHY YOU COMMANDING ME TO TIE YOU UP DOESN’T MEAN JACK SHIT AS TO WHO CALLS THE SHOTS, BUT I’M NOT GONNA AIR THAT OUT. IF YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOURSELF, THEN SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT YOU ON A SHORT LEAD. AND IF IT HAS TO BE ME (BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IN THE GENERAL VICINITY HAS THE SHAME GLOBES), THEN FINE. BECAUSE I AM SO GRACIOUS AND CHARITABLE. #NSFW
D --> You are right, it is not the same when I am commanding another to command me D --> If you deem a short leash to be my only option so be it D --> It w001d be quite e%hilarating to be on the end of a lowb100ds leash D --> Fiddlesticks D --> I am starting to perspire again