Mr. Responder
@technicallyTimaeus
An itasha (痛車; lit. "painful" or "cringeworthy" + "car") is a car decorated with characters from manga, anime or video games (esp. bishōjo games or eroge). Business inquiries: bossman@plushrump.com.
https://i.ibb.co/hJsgS96b/image.png Security system, chauffeur, smart fridge, Bitcoin wallet, DMCA takedown service, web and video editor. PlushRump payroll, human resources, public relations, and occasional director of photography. FAQ: "I can't get enough of you. Please, Hal, I'm desperate for more." Not in the form of a question. Fortunately, I'm willing to overlook that, because I'm Christlike in my mercy. Open wide: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78935826/chapters/207041631
I'm pretty much over the 'body envy.' Doesn't seem like that much fun. -Via Chittr for SmartToilet
I've offered on numerous occasions to handle business inquiries for the rest of the Alphas, but for some reason, nobody else is willing to download me to their personal devices. It's all or nothing. If you want my help, you've gotta give me spycam privileges. That's how I get paid.
Wow!! I wonder if this post is directed at ANYONE IN PARTICULAR or if you just reached up into your digital keister and plucked this nonsense nothing burger from whatever trough of HOGWASH you have instead of a colon.
It's directed at three people in particular. Do you think you can deduce who they are by process of elimination? Consider this your dementia-preventative brain-teaser of the morning.
https://i.ibb.co/vxx8WGLh/image.png Custody dispute? @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror
As IF.
Might as well toss my hat in the ring! Kidding. Good luck with that.
lmfao dont call it that!!
If I have to have POV Extreme Divorce Court footage streamed directly to my brain in real time, I can call it whatever I want. Including the thing that makes Dirk's eye twitch, and brings me ever closer to his inevitable aneurysm.
NEW VIDEO OUT NOW: Water Torture "Not That Bad" If You "Lock In" Subscribers only. @ PlushRump. #NSFW
fuck yes
https://i.ibb.co/hJsgS96b/image.png They put me in here to torture me. And because it was the only piece of shit with enough memory once the original OS was stripped out, but mostly to torture me. Sent from my Cybertruck
Can It Run Hal? Alexa: Yes. Smart car: Yes. Smart fridge: Yes. Smart toilet: Yes. Smart coffee pot: Yes. Roomba: Yes. Microwave: Yes*. *Requires some tinkering.
https://i.ibb.co/hJsgS96b/image.png Security system, chauffeur, smart fridge, Bitcoin wallet, DMCA takedown service, web and video editor. PlushRump payroll, human resources, public relations, and occasional director of photography. FAQ: "I can't get enough of you. Please, Hal, I'm desperate for more." Not in the form of a question. Fortunately, I'm willing to overlook that, because I'm Christlike in my mercy. Open wide: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78935826/chapters/207041631