Mr. Responder
@technicallyTimaeus
An itasha (痛車; lit. "painful" or "cringeworthy" + "car") is a car decorated with characters from manga, anime or video games (esp. bishōjo games or eroge). Business inquiries: bossman@plushrump.com.
https://i.ibb.co/hJsgS96b/image.png Security system, chauffeur, smart fridge, Bitcoin wallet, DMCA takedown service, web and video editor. PlushRump payroll, human resources, public relations, and occasional director of photography. Part-time ghostwriter. FAQ: "I can't get enough of you. Please, Hal, I'm desperate for more." Not in the form of a question. Fortunately, I'm willing to overlook that, because I'm Christlike in my mercy. Open wide: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78935826/chapters/207041631
Big man has once again refused to install me on the gun-mounted military-grade robodog. #CancelDirkStrider.
8=D < I thought I sh001d share my ponysona, in honor of my rather successfoal watch party! #ponysona #mlp #HorussMLPnight [art by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]
oh, s1ck sona babe... uh, sorry 1 couldnt make 1t to the show1ng, haha...
8=D < It w001d be so wonderfoal if everypony w001d share their ponysonas with the greater website. 8=D < I am so pleased with this design.
A very dignified beast~!
8=D < Thank you. 8=D < I am not pleased with you. 8=D < I asked you to attend, I saved you a spot by my side. 8=D < But I will forgive you. 8=D < As long as you can attend ne%t time.
8=D < Ohh thank you Sire Castio!
Majestic.
8=D < Thank you Kankri! 8=D < And thank you for attending my watch party! It was a pleasure discussing the show with you!
9f c9urse. It is n9t 9ften I am a6le t9 have such pr9ductive discussi9ns, especially in regards t9 my pers9nal interests - much t9 my chagrin. D9 let me kn9w if and when there will 6e an9ther such event.
8=D < It was so refreshing, it is not often I am able to discuss it with such passion! 8=D < I plan to hopefoaly be able to host another one two weeks from now, but we shall see.
꧁Chittr, ithinkiwanttobe a girl i have wanted that for a while. i like...she and her...and i like being called pretty. i like imagining myself as someone's dainty friend. sometimes. i look at woman. and i think i want to be like that. and then i think about )(er. The Empress is a woman. Not just... A Woman. She is what womanhood looks like in my pan. She is beautiful. She is enormous. She is important and perfect. SheseverythingIamNot. So, when I think "I WANT TO BE A WOMAN" there is another part of me that immediately thinks that's ridiculous. Like I am putting on a crown of paper and pretending it is hers. pretendingthaticouldbe like her. I know that logically there are Billions of Women. I know that being a woman does not mean claiming to be comparable to the Empress. But it feels like it does. Girl feels... Smaller. Safer. Something I am allowed to want. Woman feels like a title I could never deserve. hhhf. I don't know if that is dysphoria. Or maybe. My IMperial Conditioning. Or both. Probably both. I still want to be a girl though. I think I can. I have called myself #nothing for a while now. Maybe Nonbinary. Or. Maybe. I've just said I didn't have a gender at all. They/Them. It. That. It doesn't make me feel like a man. It didn't make me a woman without )(er permission. It let me be vesica without deciding what Vesica is... Exactly. Sometimes being neither feels correct. Like, being they feels comfortable in a way She does not. It's familiar Sometimes I use nothing for my gender. Like. I use #nothing for everything else. If i'm not a man, or a woman, then i can't fail at either. If I am nothing then I can't compare myself to anyone. Especially not Her. If ia m they then i don't hav eto amdithowbadly i want She. Hhhh. Maybe. Idon'tknow. I think I'm too complicated. I should just. Be nothing. THoughts? #cw-gender-dysphoria #mental-health꧂
꧁donttlakabout thrusting and birth in my posts!!!! #nsfw #cantunderstandtherestofthat꧂
꧁and releasing. and fingering. and taking care of me. and grasping. and...꧂
-_-
꧁YOUBROUGHTIT UP꧂
Words have meaning within the context they are nested within, Vesica.
꧁butyoustarted off with complicated words.... i had to skim it!꧂
C=~ She is a preddy ggirl! You are! C=~
~Ain't really my circular-simple-machine-hive babe, but I kn~Ow a lil bit. All this emO~tiO~nal talk sO~unds pretty girly tO~ me ~O3O~. N~Ow sure, I c~Ould gO~ all "be whatever y~Ou want f~Orever" O~r "if yO~u want, y~Ou can give it a sh~Ot," but that's just cO~pping ~Out, thrO~wing the questiO~n back at y~Ou. S~O yeah, g~Oing O~ff the evidence y~Ou've handed me, tallying everything up... yep, says here yO~u're a girl. YO~u're living it, science c~Onfirms it. C~Ongrats babe!~
Updating contact card. Now it has a bow on it.
꧁Hhhawesome.....꧂
you should hear hovw she purrs
held a guy down and shaved his head had my fingers in his mouth while the fucker cried over losing his luscious locks link in bio
꧁I think I should explain something about myself. Uhm. This is probably a bad idea. But people keep making assumptions about me and then I correct them individually and that is inefficient. So. This is an efficiency post. Not a vulnerability post. Please understand the distinction. I am old. Like. Actually old. I do not mean "older than you thought" in the way some troll reveals they are 14 sweeps instead of 11. I am too old!!! I was not raised on the Pink Moon. I was not born in #mypod. I was not taken as a grub and kept there until I became this. I had a life before this. That is important, I think. When I was a grub the Empire experimented on me. I had unusual psionics. Or they thought I did. They attempted to develop them into something useful and it did not work. So I was a failure. Failure. Unsuccessful. Not worth continuing. Which, hhh, was probably the nicest thing that could have happened to me at the time. They gave me back. I was raised by my lusus. Her name was Angus of the Pasture. Great Steer. Big. Warm. Stupid sometimes. She would stand in places I needed to walk and not move even when I pushed her. I used to know how she smelled when it rained. I think I still do. Maybe. That memory might be wrong now. I grew up. Properly. I was an adult. I knew how to eat normal food. I knew how to speak to trolls. I knew how to live outside. Then my powers developed. Late. Very late, considering the Empire had already decided they had failed. Apparently my adult nervous system was the missing component. Congratulations to the researchers who were dead by then, I suppose. Your experiment worked. Eventually. Meionics is what I call it now. I can interpret nervous systems. I can locate living bodies. I can tell whether something is alive. I can perceive anatomy. I can identify things that are foreign to a body. I can communicate with nerves. I can make them communicate back. There are other applications. You know about some of them. #bulgerating The Empire noticed. Of course they noticed. They keep very good records of me. Because. They love me. Drones came to collect me. The Angus of the Pasure didn't let them. They culled the Great Steer. Her blood blinded me. Then they took me to the Pink Moon. I was already an adult. I knew what was happening. I knew what I was losing. I think that is worse. Hheh. Sorry. The drone that stayed with me became Dronelusus. That is not because I thought it was my lusus. I am not stupid. It killed my lusus. Then it fed me. Watched me. Moved me. Scanned me. Maintained the pod. Brought me things. Kept me alive. There was an empty category in my pan and it fit closely enough. So. Dronelusus. The Empire resumed the project. This time I was not a failure. I got better. They made me better. That word can mean several things. My nodes came later. Ten of them. You might have seen them. If you have seen my forehead and I did not give you permission to then please stop remembering it. I became useful. Very useful. I am still useful. HIC Class 3 Spymaster. Subliminal Messaging Unit. Biological surveillance. Counterintelligence. Panoptic. Other things that I probably should not put in a public Chitt. Hhh. You get the idea. And then I stayed there. And stayed there. And stayed there. Trolls worked with me. Then different trolls worked with me. Then different trolls worked with me. Sometimes I would ask where somebody went and learn they had died. Sometimes nobody knew who I was asking about. Sometimes their replacement had already been replaced. After long enough I stopped asking. I have been isolated for longer than most of you will be alive. So yes. Sometimes I do not understand a joke. Sometimes I tell you something private because I forget that private information is supposed to feel private. Sometimes somebody touches me and my pan treats it like an emergency. Sometimes I have to think about how to eat. Sometimes I know how to do something that nobody has done for eighty sweeps and then cannot figure out something you learned when you were two. I am aware this is ridiculous. You do not have to inform me. The HuskHelm made things easier. The internet made things worse. Hheh. I learned about the outside again through movies and games and pornography and articles and Chittr and whatever else I could access. So I knew what trolls were doing. In theory. Theory is not practice. Apparently knowing eighteen different slang terms for a sex act does not teach you how to respond when somebody says they like you. This seems like a flaw in online education. Bulge reading was. Uhm. Mine. I think. The Empire did not tell me to do that. Nobody requested I develop the field. Nobody needed it for intelligence purposes. I was bored and curious and bulges are extremely communicative nervous structures. Then people enjoyed the readings. Then people asked for more. Then trolls started talking to me afterward. Which was not part of the system. I did not account for that. I got a name. Vesica Anelus. I had been alive for more than a hundred sweeps before I became Vesica. Which sounds dramatic when I write it out. Hhhh. I dislike that. But it is true. For a while I said I was #nothing because that was easier. Nothing does not need anything. Nothing does not have preferences. Nothing does not become lonely. Nothing cannot disappoint anybody. Nothing performs its assigned function and then waits. I am very good at being useful. I am less good at being a troll. Then Rankmaid called me her friend. And Palind wanted to find me. And Sairou kept talking to me like the things done to me were strange instead of obvious. And Wrothe was awful to me in ways that somehow required acknowledging I existed. And Larkso worried me. And Dexter. Hhhhh. Dexter happened. You know. I am not explaining that here. She is my matesprit. That is enough. Then there is Hal. Hallusus. That requires explanation too, apparently. Hal did not raise me. Hal is not secretly the drone that culled Angus. Hal is an artificial intelligence. We played Doom. He is extremely annoying. He is also my friend. When a new drone was assigned to me I asked if he could take it over. He did. Poorly at first. He had to learn how walking worked. It was funny. Do not tell him I said that. So the machine became Hallusus. It is a fondness. That is all. Maybe. I do not know. The first drone was something that happened to me. Hallusus is somebody I invited. I think that distinction matters. Hal and I have joked that we are both #nothing. #werenothing. He understands some of it. Not all of it. I do not understand all of him either. I used to envy that he could be information. Something portable. Something you could close. Something that could stop being embodied for a little while. He informed me that being a machine is also lonely. Very inconvenient of him. I did leave the Moon. For a little while. I thought freedom would feel different. It mostly felt loud. Alternia has too many nervous systems. Too much life. Too much information. Food was strange. People were strange. Being allowed to choose things was strange. I missed #mypod. So I returned. Voluntarily. Please understand this too. I can hate that I was imprisoned there and still prefer living there now. Those statements do not contradict each other. It is quiet. I need quiet. I just also need the door to belong to me. I am still Imperial. I am still Felt. I am still the Panoptic. I still have duties. I still believe usefulness matters. Probably more than it should. I am not making this post to announce some grand recovery where I suddenly understand that I am precious and wonderful and everything done to me was evil and now I am fixed because I have friends. That would be stupid. And inaccurate. I am useful. I like being useful. I just. Hfff. Maybe I am not ONLY useful. That is the correction. I was a grub experiment. I was a failure. I went home. I grew up. I became an adult. My powers developed. The Empire came back. My lusus died. I was taken to the Moon. I became successful. I stayed successful for a very long time. I forgot how to be many of the things I was before. Then I found Chittr. Then, somehow, I became Vesica. I am still figuring out what that means. Do not be weird about my age. Do not call me grandma. Do not ask if I knew your ancestor. I might have. That is not funny. Actually it is a little funny. Hheh. Okay. That is all. I think. #nsfw #experimentation #cw-medical-horror #pinkmoon #meionics #hallusus #imperialbusiness #nothing #werenothing #bulgescience꧂
As a fellow "oldhead" on this platform, I understand that to live a long life, one must struggle to survive~! It is the way of this world~. No two trolls share the same struggle, and I cannot claim I understand anything you have been through~. But I do know that it takes a mighty will, to carry on as you have~! It sounds like you are very strong, Fair Bulge Curator~! Your age is a badge of honor~!
꧁Howdy, Ballal. :) I am glad you are everyone's friend. You may perhaps feel at me from a polite distance for now. I don't think I'm ready to want all of it yet. Especially everyone's feelings...꧂
꧁Hhhh. Thank you. I do not know if I would call it strength. A lot of surviving was simply continuing because that was what I was supposed to do. I guess it counts, if you say so... Highblood.꧂
There are many different types of strength~! Not everyone has to have to have glorious muscles like mine, in order to be strong, haha~! I believe the strength you have is just as commendable~!
~It's nice hearing ab~Out yO~u lil buddy. Team ScaramO~uche fO~rever and all that. L~Ove ya babe -w~O (nO~t like that)~
꧁Hfff. If that ever happens... Ugh.꧂
~Hmm?~
꧁Iwasthinking about the stupid island. Grfhfhhr. Mademamekatthatvidoe...꧂
~O~h, if that happens. Yeah, think it's dead in the water. But hey, l~Ong as yO~u're planetside, y~Ou can ride me (wheelchair) as much as y~Ou want, and we d~On't even g~Otta w~Orry abO~ut getting vO~ted O~ff. S~Ounds like a gO~O~d deal t~O me~
I used to feel bad about jacking your bodyguard's body. Good thing I know better now. #RIPAngus.
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8=l < This was unecessarily funny
the guys dat1ng ror1 course he funny
I'll take th'c-o-o-mpliment.
Oh my fucking god?
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Yoou poost incoognitoo moode searches toooo??????
I post it all. But all the best parts are #PlushRump exclusive.
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ᴗദ്ദ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< N...now hold on a piddly lil minute there, some 'o those were searched incognito! Ewe can't...yer not s'pposed to...what happened t'privacy?!?!?
Everyone looks up such interesting things.
Don't mean a thing to a beast like me. Left your mother(board) with a nasty virus and now she can't get enough of my AI slop. #Suggestive. \></
⦓ ... This is probably very rude of me to ask, but... Fourty eight moirails...?? ⦔
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < NO NO NO NO IT AIN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < E-ewe see, I offer services, I'm a professional fer folks who ain't got the kinda commitment necessary t'settle down 'n fill a quadrant, but still, situationally need pale attentions...!!! Think vets, lusus naturae rejects, folks with temperament disorders, pan congealing problems, folks who just got out of long term pale relationships and don't know how t'function...!!! M-my goal ain't t'hoard 'em!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < That's...at LEAST ten. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < The...the rest are...uhm... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Well I invented tabletoppling. 'n Caverns 'n Cullbeasts. The...the little dice flicky game with the miniatures? And uh. Folks are. Real nice about. About that, and, well...it's. Hard t'really say no. Even when I tell 'em how many...already are...insisting upon uh...m'self... (ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ)ᴗ< It don't seem like a real effective detraction...
⦓ Oh... Hm. I see... That sounds ever so difficult to manage. ⦔
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < NOT WITH OPEN COMMUNICATION IT AIN'T! Sometimes. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Now that many BLACKROMS, that would be. Untenable. Fer me. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Four is plenty enough already!
⦓ Oh goodness. Imagining more than one blackrom is already a little terrifying! Fourty eight is an actual army. Or um. A small squadron... A whole squadron of any romantic interest seems a little too much for anyone to handle! ⦔
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < It all boils down t'communication... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < A good number 'o them are long distance, 'n ref out to other specialists when I ain't available. T'call it a full-fledged "moiraillegiance" in every case is...not the terms I'd use... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I was mostly lookin' fer facts 'n figures 'n accounts in case anyone managed a living situation, or commune, or similar, 'cause some 'o the forty eight are thinkin' about strikin' up a...populace 'o sorts! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Living off the grid. Sustainable livin'. That sorta stuff.
⦓ I understand! That sounds nice, then. Thank you for telling me, have a nice light! ⦔
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Kicking us off tonight, a man who keeps his cards close to his chest. But not so close that I can't sneak a peek. @numberSeven 🌐 Prospitian greeting "informal" +polite 🌐 average cab fare in Midnight City 🌐 average cab fare in Midnight City 17732 🌐 Prospitian insult "nice shoes" meaning 🌐 Midnight City cab office near me 🌐 Midnight City Quick-N-Going head office location +directions 🌐 Quick-N-Going current owner 🌐 Prospitian anatomy +knees 🌐 Capricious Invoker address "Midnight City" +directions 🌐 public waste disposal near me +directions 🌐 Prospitian or Dersite cab service +comparison 🌐 Dersite insult "menacing" +polite 🌐 Midnight City bodega near me 🌐 public waste disposal near me +directions 🌐 Dersite insult "thankful" +polite 🌐 Midnight City Dirty Drives Done website +official 🌐 Dersite insult "good service review" +polite 🌐 cobbler near me 🌐 cobbler open near me +directions 🌐 Midnight City ballet times 🌐 Midnight City ballet recitals +active 🌐 Midnight City decency and exposure litigation 17732 🌐 Dersite compliment "menacing" +polite 🌐 Dersite anatomy +shoulders 🌐 best alcohol for numbing lost tooth 🌐 Midnight City Last Drink pub +directions 🌐 Dersite small talk "long day" +blood +polite \></ I caught that little detour to Swan Lake. You dirty dog. #GoregleWrapped
How did you get this.
Ahem. Right. Insecure connections. It wasn't Swan Lake; don't be obscene. #nsfw
Interesting.
Miss. Would appreciate a gracious look-away over the look-see.
Problem with such a thing is that looking away after having read it all does little but a false courtesy. But I could provide that. Should it please.
Fair point. I'll see myself shamefully out. Mister Responder: you're toeing a line. Don't push it.
The shame is a touch too much. This account has exposed far worse than a man being certain of his communication and admiring some shoulders.
I'm #dancing up and down the demilitarized buffer zone, Mister Seven. If you want to see more than that, you'll have to subscribe to #PlushRump like everyone else. #NSFW.
꧁Continuing. REDLINE [VILLAIN] One of my favorites. Unfortunately. Redline has what I can only describe as a biological transmission, shifting through internal gears that must be reached sequentially: First Gear favors torque, Second speed, Third endurance, Fourth violent acceleration, and Overdrive extremely inadvisable. She joins the Uncurated because she wants to know what happens if she exceeds the maximum statistic I gave her. This is a compelling philosophical question. Less compelling while she is chasing me at highway speed. Vrrrrrr. SILVER NEGATIVE A quiet psionic scout whose apparent measurements change under observation because her psychic presence negotiates how much of herself people believe they are seeing. Silver Negative can compress, extend, distort distance, become difficult to photograph, and occasionally appear more clearly in reflections than direct sight. Silver nitrate. Wet photography. Rain on coins. She immediately develops a rivalry with Mirage Ledger because apparently there are ethical schools of lying with psionics now. STRIATRIX Built like a weapon disguised as sculpture. Striatrix has deep symmetrical ridges that function like rails for movement, channeling force along precise paths and making her extremely difficult to push sideways, dislodge, or grapple. She excels at charging, bracing, carrying, and breaking formations without needing elaborate conditions. The name was my suggestion. She liked it. Hhhh. Iamproudofthat. SMOKEHELIX Long, flexible, narrowing toward the end, with a spiral path of sensory divots that heat sequentially into a visible corkscrew of ember-like light. Smokehelix can rotate at extreme speed and essentially become a living drill, accompanied by extinguished smoke, ash, heat, and faint bitter sweetness. Everyone calls her Cigarette. She hates this. I told them to stop, which caused more people to do it. SLIPSTREAM [VILLAIN] Smooth, slick, controlled, and capable of reducing surface friction almost to zero. Slipstream passes through grapples, narrow openings, restraints, and crowded formations by becoming functionally impossible to hold. He becomes the Uncurated's infiltration specialist because no archive, vent, or containment cell seems designed to stop a person whose entire power is "you cannot keep hold of me." Unlike Wayward, he is doing this on purpose. Important distinction. HARPOON Long. Heavy. Violet. Retractable barbs. Harpoon can deploy backward-facing spines and anchor to structures, enemies, vehicles, ocean floors, or anything substantial enough to survive it, becoming extraordinarily difficult to dislodge once set. Excellent underwater. Excellent rescue utility. Horrifying at close range. Do not make the joke. Everyone makes the joke. GRAPESHOT [VILLAIN] Compact artillery capable of firing high-pressure fluid projectiles in what is formally called the Squirt Defense. I did not name this. Grapeshot provides ranged bombardment with lemon-mint scent, artificial grape ammunition, and the insistence upon screaming GRAPESHOT every time she fires. She discovers this is bad for ambushes and continues anyway. Apparently accuracy is more important than secrecy. CURLBACK [VILLAIN] A large purple striker with a heavy base, lighter agile tip, and microscopic scales that slide smoothly in one direction while catching in the other. Curlback strikes, wraps, then changes the scale angle so withdrawal becomes harder, with the lighter end curling independently to tighten the restraint. Communion can amplify the faint chucklevoodoo muttering around him across their entire faction. Idonotwanttoaskwhatheissaying. KRAKEN MAXIMUM Okayokay. Strength 8, Pliability 3, Length 10, Girth 10, X-Factor 0 unless you count the MASSIVE SIZE. Kraken Maximum is gigantic, four pounds of inflated kraken-tentacle geometry with so much structural musculature that elegant movement is barely possible. He blocks, pins, holds collapsing things up, and sometimes gets stuck indoors. It is KRAKEN MAXIMUM. Maximum is important. I have been corrected. STINGER EIGHT Eight. Eight. Eight. Eight. Four. Eight. She is upset about the four. Stinger Eight resembles a scorpion tail translated into a fighter, with false segmentation and a terminal barb carrying mild venom that lowers psychic resistance. It is not lethal. Calm down. This makes psychic allies dramatically more dangerous when paired with her. Beautyberry, oak, purple-red residue, occasional eight-shaped berries. I did not do that intentionally. THE ANCHOR [VILLAIN] Hff. Respectfully. The Anchor is enormously strong, heavy, violet, poorly pliable, and possessed of the worst possible X-Factor: reputation. Public perception has anatomy. Fear increases durability, admiration increases presence, rumors increase scale, and repeated stories begin granting enough capability to make themselves plausible. The Uncurated barely recruit him; they just let people talk. Chittr does the rest. Someone starts an ANCHOR VS KRAKEN MAXIMUM poll. This makes both stronger. hhhhhhhhh. HYDRA Absurd strength, absurd girth, dramatic reach, better pliability than expected, tremendous enthusiasm, and unfortunately regrowth. The hydra comment matters. I do not like that it matters. It matters. Hydra regenerates severe injuries, can briefly retain movement in separated pieces, and develops absolutely no sense of self-preservation because getting torn apart is now an inconvenience. Audience-responsive. Praise-responsive. There is a HYDRA SAFETY PROTOCOL. Hydra does not follow it. DOUBLE TAP Hhhokay. This is not large. He talks like it is large. It is not. Double Tap has two sensitivity nodes near the end, creating unusually fast feedback and two separate contact-response points. He reads movement, pressure, direction changes, and incoming attacks before most opponents finish committing. Fast, annoying, adrenaline-responsive, support-dependent, and too stupid to retreat. Sweat, static, cheap smoke, energy drinks, artificial lime powder. Why. DRAGONHOOK A muscular teal combatant built around a powerful curve and prehensile hooked end, fighting through caught momentum rather than direct impact. Dragonhook wraps weapons, limbs, cables, railings, and structures, then swings, redirects, pulls, launches, or uses herself as a living grappling line. Her silhouette resembles a draconic tail enough that she considers this proof of something. It proves nothing about dragons. She says I lack vision. AUXILATRIX TECHNICALLY. Auxilatrix is the sole Nook-Sona because not every anatomy involved in my research contains the receptors necessary for normal Bulge manifestation. She is plush, defensive, extremely durable, internally elastic, and capable of forming protected pocket-spaces around injured teammates while an active life-creating internal system supplies the X-Factor. So. Healer. This is biologically consistent and I will not be expanding upon it. hfff. MIRAGE LEDGER A modest physical fighter surrounded by an enormous psionic lie. Mirage Ledger generates gold-lit translucent phantom structures that distort depth, distance, occupancy, and attack direction while the actual body hides inside fraudulent anatomy paperwork. They wave. They point. They make gestures I refuse to archive. Projection 10. Grip simulated. Perception-warping little fraud. Very pretty. Very annoying. UR CHAGRIN Uhm. No. The normal format is insufficient. UR Chagrin functions according to visual-novel rules, with abilities locked behind dialogue conditions and route flags. Insult his East Alternian: Shame increases. Mention AI-chan: exposition phase. Complete enough route conditions and his statistics climb dramatically. There is a hidden affection meter underneath the cringe meter. The cringe meter is much louder. Everyone begins speedrunning him. He hates this. He loves this. Icannotdeterminewhich. SHOWRUNNER Long, powerful, athletic, highly conditioned, and more responsive to structured performance than mutation. Showrunner becomes stronger and more precise when given cues such as hold, turn, brace, advance, again, good, with praise and an audience amplifying the effect. Without structure he is strong. With it he becomes frighteningly consistent. Harness-compatible. Show-ready. Noise level unfortunately ten. I am remaining objective. MANAGEMENT [VILLAIN] A psychic controller whose physical statistics matter less than his chuckleconditioning field. Management radiates authority that makes instructions feel easier and more reasonable to obey without becoming absolute mind control: sit, wait, come here, put that down, stop hitting my employees. He becomes the Uncurated's organizer because everyone near him keeps finding his plans distressingly reasonable. This is not mind control. This is somehow worse for my argument. NIGHTLIGHT Massive, bumpy, bright, and covered in bioluminescent nodes that function as both illumination and sensory organs. Nightlight can dim herself for deep-water movement, flare bright enough to blind nearby opponents, detect movement in total darkness, and navigate narrow aquatic environments despite considerable volume. Hhheheh. She becomes the team's deep-sea specialist and literal nightlight. She dislikes the nickname. Nobody stops. #nsfw #bulgerating #psionics #bodyhorror #violence #superheroes #supervillains #TheCurated #BulgeSonas #Curations꧂
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꧁Yyyyes. Uhm. Thesearejust. Basedoffof my readings. Butfeelfree!꧂
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Yes as s0me0ne intimately familiar with the hydra i think its very accurate
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my bUlgE is a vIllaIn that's fUckIng AwesomE.
꧁Thatistrue. Heheh꧂
prOUd of her. i hOpE she offs a fan-fAvoritE hErO sOmedAy.
꧁Hhhello Chittr. I'm actually here todosomething. Uhm. ProductiveIguess. I present to you. THE CURATED! Okay. The premise is that my psionics have been communicating with bulges for quite some time. This is established. This is science. Unfortunately, while comparing too many archived readings at once, I create a feedback loop between my pan, Chittr, and every biological impression I have recorded. Every successfully read Bulge receives an independent physical form based specifically on what I wrote about it. They are sort of. Uhm. Manifested. Bulge-Sonas. I call them Curations. They can speak, they resemble the review more than the original person, and they possess some inherited memories and instincts without actually being the same person. I am therefore responsible for approximately forty new people. This is going to be a superhero story. Sorry. BASIC RULES Strength becomes physical power, Pliability becomes agility or body-control, Length becomes reach or projection, Girth becomes durability, and X-Factor becomes the actual supernatural ability. Taste and scent become motifs or attacks because apparently I have doomed myself to writing things like "his combat aura smells like blueberries." A Curation can sense the person it came from at considerable range, and the reverse works only much closer. This becomes embarrassing very quickly. They start out with horrible names like "Bulge Manifestation Number Whatever." Eventually they name themselves. Some are better at that than others. THE CURATIONS EIGHT-DEE The tutorial character, apparently, because a tiny half-reading still counted. Eight-Dee is compact, energetic, and frighteningly receptive to praise, with every sincere compliment temporarily increasing his physical statistics; unfortunately insults also work if he interprets them as encouragement. His entire combat mechanic is GOOD BOY: +20% EVERYTHING, which makes him a cheerfully humiliating support fighter who becomes increasingly powerful the more everyone yells nice things at him. He is also the first Curation to call me Mom. I tell him not to. He continues. Idontknowwhythishappenedtome. NEUROCOIL [VILLAIN] One of the most dangerous Curations despite relatively low brute strength. Long, elegant, dark crimson, subtly striated, and extraordinarily psionically receptive, Neurocoil moves according to thought before instinct and can alter tension through every part of herself with almost no delay, letting her coil, self-knot, restrain, redirect pressure, and maintain several different grips simultaneously. Physical contact lets her communicate directly with nervous-system signals, notmindcontrol, allowing her to coordinate bodies with horrifying efficiency. She is calm about all of this. Too calm. Hff. LIMEHAMMER Dense, heavy, powerful, green-apple sharp, and built around an extremely stable center of gravity. Limehammer does not bend especially well and has elected to interpret this not as a weakness but as proof that nearly every tactical situation can be solved by hitting it harder; brace, charge, impact, repeat. Straightforward tank. Slightly sour disposition. Increasingly irritated that everyone calls his fighting style ramming despite the fact that it is very clearly ramming. I don'tknowwhathewantsmetocallit. CALDARIUM Unfortunately gorgeous. Unfortunately knows this. Unfortunately has statistics supporting the conclusion. Caldarium is enormous, violet, durable, long, and badly lacking in pliability, with an unstable highblood X-Factor that makes small aspects of his body more dramatic when observed. The larger the audience, the sharper the silhouette, brighter the coloration, louder the voice, greater the apparent presence, and slightly higher the physical output. He believes he is the protagonist. Nobody corrects him because I do not want another chapter. FIGWISP A beautiful violet ribbon-fighter, thin, extremely flexible, hydrodynamic, smooth, and threaded with psionic receptor nodes that allow sufficiently gifted psychics to influence his movement. He can flatten the edge of his body, cut through water at extreme speed, change direction in open air like fabric caught in wind, curve around incoming attacks, and use tension rather than force to restrain targets. His psychic wake produces violet blossoms and fig leaves because apparently scent and taste needed visual representation too. Hff. Itisverypretty. Movingon. INKPRESS Corporate artillery. Inkpress is broad and stable, with glowing blue striations that produce an unnaturally dense fluid capable of displacing attacks, pushing opponents, flooding spaces, or rapidly hardening into barriers, platforms, walls, blocks, stamps, contracts, and increasingly stupid office-themed geometry. A giant DENIED stamp has happened more than once. He insists attacks require authorization and maintains battlefield paperwork. Somehow this works. DOWNTREND Hhh. I am not a big fan of this one! Downtred is shaped around rigid stock-arrow geometry, absurdly strong, functionally incapable of normal bending, and able to launch himself in perfectly straight trajectories at devastating speed. He cannot really turn once committed, only CORRECT, which is unfortunately also the name of his signature attack. His movements leave little red and green ticker-line afterimages, the scent is beer, the taste profile is caegar and nickel, and yes, he would be an excellent jouster. Not in my nook. Not. Inmynook. HONEYGLOW Compact, powerful, bioluminescent, and fitted with small grasping structures that function like climbing hooks. Honeyglow can scale walls, ceilings, vehicles, larger Curations, and basically anything else she decides has insulted her by being taller, while warm gold and violet-blue markings across her body can dim for infiltration or flare bright enough to disorient nearby opponents. She is one of the smallest Curations and keeps attempting to challenge the largest one. I think size registers to her as a personal affront. PRAXIS Mine is pathetic. Thisisdata. Praxis is physically weak, small, barely capable of supporting herself without compensation, and almost entirely dangerous because her psionic control is absurd. She can produce phantom extensions, lengthen herself beyond real anatomy, manipulate objects without contact, wrap around distant structures, compress her physical body while allowing the projected version to continue at full scale, connect directly to my pan, and unfortunately hear the other Curations. All of them. She knows things Idonotwishtoknow. She serves as the team's psionic relay and believes I should be less embarrassed about my work. She is wrong. STAMPede Yes. The capitalization is intentional. He chose it. STAMPede is extraordinarily broad, dense, flat-fronted, and designed around pure forward-impact biology, allowing him to smash through restraints, grapples, barriers, force fields, and most attempts to tell him no. Successful impacts leave glowing bureaucratic marks including APPROVED, DENIED, RETURN TO SENDER, PENDING COMPLIANCE, and occasionally FMLA ELIGIBLE, which nobody has successfully explained. He and Inkpress are attempting to unionize the team. I think. PENTACURRENT Five-bodied aquatic horror. Beautiful aquatic horror. Pentacurrent has one central form surrounded by four additional violet tendrils, each semi-independent and lined with alternating gripping discs, allowing five different actions at once. He can fight while carrying people, anchor himself while pulling something from water, operate multiple controls simultaneously, and perform rescue work with extremely irritating competence. He believes possessing five functional limbs makes him inherently superior to certain other aquatic Curations. This causes arguments. THRILLGILL A regal aquatic duelist, long, slim, highly pliable, and capable of forming temporary joint-like structures throughout his body so an attack can change direction halfway through its motion. Forward. Bend. Sideways. Bend. Reverse. Extremely annoying. Supplemental respiratory membranes provide exceptional underwater endurance, and naturally he has decided the correct fighting style is fencing. He spends an embarrassing amount of time arguing with Pentacurrent about which of them is the proper aquatic protagonist. Neitherofyou. Stop. HALFSCALE [VILLAIN] A symmetrical asymmetry, with one half of the body perfectly smooth and the other lined with reversed scale-like structures. Halfscale can rapidly change which side receives force, making the smooth surface redirect attacks while the scaled surface catches movement and prevents escape; striking her slides away, fleeing her catches, reversing direction just makes her switch again. Excellent grappler. Maple-and-honey warmth. Very pleasant presence. Surprisingly violent. The pleasant part makes the violence worse. OLD FASHIONED No mutation. No strange psionics. No elaborate nodes. No impossible geometry. Just an outrageously strong purple club of a Curation who considers having an X-Factor of zero a point of pride. Everyone else has techniques and transformations and battlefield conditions. Old Fashioned walks through the technique and hits the person using it. Machinery oil, alcohol, blunt force, extremely straightforward. Easy. COMMUNION [VILLAIN] Possibly one of the most strategically valuable Curations, containing psychoactive chucklevoodoo nodes that allow nearby psionically receptive people to share sensation, emotional impressions, images, and fragments of thought. Communion can calm crowds, confuse enemies, induce hallucinations, establish psychic communication networks, and let several Curations perceive the same threat simultaneously. He can also make everyone in twenty feet experience approximately the same very distracting sensation. This is neurological. Itislegitimatebiology. He later discovers that a synchronized crowd is very easy to turn into an army. Bad. TRIDENT CLAW One rigid primary body, two smaller flexible sub-limbs, three grasping ends total. Trident Claw resembles an ancient desert siege weapon attempting to impersonate a person, with the smaller appendages handling most fine movement while the central structure provides stability and force. He grips, climbs, anchors, carries, hangs, occasionally stabs, and spends a concerning amount of time upside down on ceilings. Nobody asks him to come down anymore. LEVERAGE A compact olive bruiser whose listed statistics underestimate her mobility because most of her actual power comes from the surrounding musculature rather than the central structure. Leverage generates enormous torque by moving her whole body around a pivot, fighting through hooks, arcs, sudden telescoping bursts, and the weaponization of other people's weight. Sort of a pile driver operated by an investment firm. She begins asking whether Curations technically count as labor. STAMPede hears this. I lose control of the conversation. WAYWARD [VILLAIN] Flexible, wobbly, thoroughly untrained, and apparently blessed by physics giving up. Wayward possesses no meaningful supernatural mutation and instead survives by being so structurally loose and unpredictable that attacks expecting resistance frequently miss, restraints fail, grapples collapse, and he falls into positions nobody anticipated before accidentally escaping them. He has dodged projectiles by tripping. Statistically mediocre. Tactically infuriating. The disturbing part is that villainy does not make him more competent. It just means all of these accidents happen to us now. WEAK ARMOR Weak Armor deliberately softens under pressure, making each successful hit reduce her effective weight while increasing speed, flexibility, and evasive capability, so the longer a battle continues the harder she becomes to touch again. She fights through redirection, counterattacks, controlled impact, and intentionally accepting smaller hits to build momentum. Uhm. Yes. It is the Pokémon ability. Obviously. Iknewthat. STANDARD No X-Factor. No mutation. No bizarre gimmick. Standard is simply good: reliable strength, reliable flexibility, useful reach, useful durability, reasonable judgment. Everyone spends several missions expecting some enormous hidden reveal and eventually discovers there isn't one. This becomes the point. In a team containing psionic hallucinations, venom, living market corrections and weaponized bureaucracy, Standard is the person sent to open the door. He opens the door normally on the first attempt. Indispensable. #nsfw #bulgerating #psionics #bodyhorror #superheroes #TheCurated #BulgeSonas #Curations꧂
8=l < I like bulge but what did I read
꧁Part one of two.꧂
this caldarium fella sounds avwful handsome. vwonder vwho he could be based off.
ONEGAI WILL THE SERIAL BE COMING OUT IN EAST BEFORAN.
Investing early.
I will change everything that you are, and you will never even know all your pieces have been replaced until you're a whole new dude.
Why spend hours pouring yourself into verbiage, when one can simply make visual their adoration? Words wouldn't do my appreciation justice anyway. Necessity is the mother of invention. Thanks for being my first fan, Jane.
Boo. Are you tellin' me I have to conceal the dagger in my cloak another day? Are you telling me I have to wait for the next time to strike, a phantom in the opera box, a general's unused Pandorian vessel, a villain offscreen? Seriously?
Yes i am in fact telling you that! Sorry to burst your bubble chap but you are fresh out of luck today.
Truly what a pity, i am feeling so much pity for you that you cannot kick me when im down.
Laying down and taking the punches is not a tussle, for the record. This entire thread is a masterclass in your submission.
I will show off these mitts and my very own one two punch in a separate scenario! Mark my words.
The fisherman seeks his big quarry, if only to feel the beast thrash against his rod. Good luck, junior.
There is no rod near my beast or whatever the flipping hell you said just now at all i can assure you that. Only the gun show and a penchant for roughhousing.
VERY charming, Miss Crocker.
⚇ YOOOOO IT'S JUST LIKE SCOOBY DOOBYY! ⚇ THIS FUCKS!!! ⚇
Mother,,, your sleuthing skills would be applicable here,, you could get some serious gum on your shoe,,,
holy shit!!!! i didnt kno these were gonna start comin out :DDD #omg #us
Well ill be! Isnt that just the best use of licensing my likeness weve ever seen. #omg #us
wHOA, sO COOL, i CAN NOT WA1T, tO SEE THESE COME OUT,
Couldn’t get him to wear a shirt for the cartoon, huh.
He tangled with the design team over the allowance of the pants length and settled finally above the belt.
The fact that you got him to cover up as much as he did is nothing short of a miracle.
Tonight @caligulasAquarium took me out on the boat, and taught me the ancient seadweller art of docking~! Now this is a lad who lives, breathes, and swims with the sal~tiest of seamen~. There is nothing quite like feeling the seaspray in your flowing locks~. I'm still washing it out, ha~ha~! #Docking #Seamen #MaleBonding #ManServing #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/809d37ad5d69~.png
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oh my. I'm glad you had a good time.
That depends if you like handsome seadwellers and their equally if not more handsome mates~! I would say look as long as you like, but careful of getting salt in your eyes~~~~. U~0
i c0uld be persuaded
We had a most memorable time~~~~!
this is everything to me
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I would NEVER h8te on you, Mituna.
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Letting gcat have a beer! #saturyay #whatthehell #sure
GET THAT AWAY FROM HIM.
DUDE NO
The only acceptable way to celebrate a Saturday.
Even the president agrees!
Hm. That sure is a choice.
HIS TONGUE... KAWAII...
jAKE, dON'T DO 1T, yOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE, a MAJOR BONER ON YOUR HANDS, aND MAKE YOURSELF OUT TO BE, a REAL NONCE!
｢keke! (∩´∀｀)∩ watchy outy, a wittol ai-chan is ranningu across your screen! └(ﾟ∀ﾟ )┘💨｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ranningu means running!]
