johnny windsock
@ectoBiologist
bluhh so lame. what do you even put in these? i was dragged here kicking and screaming, but follow me if you like movies from a bygone era and sweet pictures of ghosts and cryptids.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/418032e9d04e.jpg me crawling out of bed in the middle of the night to get a cheese stick. #awesome
what happen. when i'm gonna taking the play station. disconnect it. then put the whole thing in your ass? #suggestive
happy birthday, karkat! we don't really talk as much as we used to, but i still think fondly of all the times you have created brand new expletives that nobody has ever used before, and also saying them so loudly that it can be heard the next kingdom over. here's to you, old buddy!
call me john the way i be egbert.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b72d38192cb.jpg #spooky #awesome
how dId they get that on camera -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
one zillion boonbucks or dinner with harry anderson from night court?
I'm fucking harry Anderson #nsfw (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
nice try, troll gandalf, but i wasn't born yesterday. it literally says your name right there.
No I mean I need him sexually #nsfw (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
ohh, i see. well, sex with harry anderson wasn't really on the table for this premise, but i suspect that your mastery of majyyks or whatever would be pretty compelling for a legendary magician like H.E.
good question! let me think. umm... okay well one option is a price and the other is priceless! so obviously i'm taking the money hahaha. just kidding!! i think the answer is pretty obvious. :P
Exactly, we would be the ideal power couple. (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/513defe184c1.webp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f16df184e049.jpg this is the dover demon. it's a pretty niche monster as far as cryptids go, because there are actually only a handful of sightings to build any lore off of! basically in 1977, in a place called "dover, massachusetts" three different teenagers claimed to see this creepy, skinny thing with a melon head, red eyes and long fingers. all three teenagers drew pictures, which ended up being eerily similar. one of the kids even swore on a stack of bibles that he saw what he said he saw! (this is a pretty big deal for the trolls out there. and people who live on earth-c.) i like to think that it was some kind of genetic experiment made by the government or something. the government was up to all kinds of kooky and morally questionable junk back then. #awesome #cryptids #johnscryptidcorner #workshoppinghashtags
i can tell this dudes genome just by lookin @ him the govts not special we can dove our OWN demons #true
there should be a reaction button that conveys the emotion of reuniting with your loving wife and daughter.
it should play music when they view the notification too probably. if only there was a really fitting song for that exact scenario.
casey how the hell did you get this picture. was there a hidden camera in that salamander village where we first met? holy crap. i was so oiled up in this photo. my suit, so ruined. embarrassing!
dude yes. fuck, that would be so major. aw jeez, what song would you even USE for that kind of highly emotional scenario?? wait. "i don't want to miss a thing" by aerosmith. NAILED it.
aaaahhhmmm.. just found in itnernet but u so cutteee i miss greenb suit
ah, what the hell. what does it matter. i am just so glad to be reunited once again.
YAAAYYY
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/418032e9d04e.jpg me crawling out of bed in the middle of the night to get a cheese stick. #awesome
thank you, john. can i just say, you're looking great today. very sharp.
casey!? holy crap, this site is so awesome. instant follow.
hiieeeee
lmao i did this earlier but instead of the middle o the nite it was an intermission 2 my #classique 3pm cat nap #TWINNING
off to a good start with my #relatable posts. hi roxy! it has been SO long. haha.
hahaha heyyyyy..... yea LOL it kinda has been #longtimenocheet #chittrreunion TOO long iykwim ;) lol!!! where the hellve YOU been hiding!
well god damn! rite under our friggin noses LOL i kinda noticed that tho..... like u stopped comin 2 boys night was it 2 much of a sausage party for ya?? ;)) lmao
IT’S #WIZARDWEDNESDAY.
FUUUUUUUUCK YES
wow. is that barak trollbama, president of earth c? (EDIT: and NOT the troll kingdom. does the troll king have an account on this site?) this site is a bigger deal than i thought. thank you for the like, kind president. it's so cool how you are like the final and arguably best president of the united states, but a troll.
President of Earth-C, but "Troll kingdom" gets the general premise I suppose.
sorry, i guess i am not as tuned into politics as i thought i was. i will edit my post, sir.
That's alright. Worse happens on this site; I'm assuming as a John Egbert variant you know of a Strider. You're fine.
(Also, for the record, the troll king does not exist, but the "Troll Queen" does. And yes, she does have an account. Multiple, actually.)
you mean the batter witch? i am PRETTY SURE i'd know if she was in charge of earth c's troll kingdom, considering i took part in slaying that nasty hag!
Her Imperious Condescension?
i guess if you want to suck off an evil tyrant and use all the syllables she likes, sure. :/
Just wanted to ensure we were talking about the same person. I govern directly against her, so we're on the same team here, I assure you.
chittr, i hardly know her! is that anything? hi, i am john. i played a game and it sucked so much ass that nobody has one anymore. i am seeing that this site is some kind of portal to the infinite parallel realities of paradox space, which is pretty crazy if you think about it. it's kind of similar to those little bubbles loaded with stream-of-consciousness gibberish that would pop up all over the place when we would go to sleep and hang out with dead people. does anybody remember that? shoot, i guess that some of you are currently experiencing that. sorry if you're dead and tired of hearing about those goofy bubble things. anyway, my friend/mom/nanna/fellow-god-of-earth @gutsyGumshoe basically demanded i make an account here or she would mercilessly beat me with an oversized spoon, so here i am. i will try to keep up with posting so long as i have the energy for it.
I played a game that killed me and all I got was this shitty t-shirt.
GOOD TO SM3LL YOU. >:]
hey, jade. sorry i keep ducking all of your hangout invites. :( i just feel so blehhh sometimes, you know? i swear we will catch up and watch a movie soon.
that is totally fine so long as you promise we will eventually do a watch of something soon! i hope you feel less bluhhh soon, heheh.
TH3Y... 4R3 >:?
no... i was just saying that to impress you. sorry.
1MPR3SS *M3?*