the heir guides a microwave taquito into his mouth.
sorry. since you are a troll, i will put this in terms you can understand. i am talking about my culinary radiation chamber. #culturalsensitivity
࣪⊹₊˚{ EW!!!! }*ᯅ*{ whyd you use the poor person name four it???? }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i was just fluked up over the fact that you used a microwave four it like some kind of barbaric kitchen stooge.... ummmm.... }~_~{ }~_~{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i didn't even realize that was the commoner's word for it. i guess i'm just humble like that. the salt of the earth, you could say. the sort of guy NASA would come to when they need a regular joe with common sense and old fashioned grit to straighten out their planet saving mission to nuke a meteor.
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm? i dunno who nasa is.... }<_<{ }<_<{ but i feel like you kind of almost called me poor just now so i dont really know what to say except four that my caegies are on the meteor }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ so like.... bye joe }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
LOL. my name is john, you dingus! regular joe is a human idiom. i am now going to translate the thing i said before into troll terms. i didn't even realize that was the TROLL commoner's word for it. i guess i'm just TROLL humble like that. the TROLL salt of ALTERNIA, you could say. the sort of guy TROLL NASA would come to when they need a REGULAR TROLL JOE with common TROLL sense and TROLL fashioned grit to straighten out their planet saving TROLL mission to TRUKE a meteor.
࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont know why you keep shortening it when "johnny" is literally serviceable + like. ST+ARD. four your hatchstratum }.____.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ .... .... }.o.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ okay yeah i get it now. i am stillll keeping my bets on the meteor though }>_>{ }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
hehehe, if you keep making bets like that you might have to start using the poor people words for kitchen appliances! "the thermal casket. my fruit assimilator. please feel free to get a cup of energizing bean fluid from my heated bean fluid compression apparatus." hicari ahymza, someday soon.
࣪⊹₊˚{ UM, OKAY. NO? what is your fourking PROBLEM with me???? why would you SAY THAT???? }*____*{ you are sick! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i would NEVER.... EVERRRR.... fall victim to this kind of debasing peasant talk. youre literally crazy. something is WRONGGGG with you!!!! #cullingblock #cullhimnow #NOWWWWUH }˚₊⊹ ࣪
now, you wouldn't switch to speaking povertese overnight. first the loan sharks would confiscate all of your fancy jewelry, forcing you to wear nonprecious metal trinkets from troll hot topic. (hot trollpic?) then, the panic betting. you go all in. "SURELY john can't stop the SECOND meteor, this one is the size of alaska! ALASKA!!! oh my god he blew it away. it didn't even look like it was hard for him. my troll moneycoins, oh god." it is at that point that you are left with no choice but to sell your car, which i assume has little insect legs on it, and is possibly a living thing. back to the betting chamber. "meteor three. this one is the size of two russias. two of them. john is so cooked." but you watch in horror as i gently yawn and russia 2 is sent hurtling off toward mars c. (actual planet in our solar system. we named it that as a joke.) then you are politely asked by the troll aristocracy to start using the long and obtuse space alien names for things. it is humiliating. a street urchin comes over to hug you, because she sees you as one of her own.
࣪⊹₊˚{ }*ᯅ*{ .... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ NO???? NO!!!! why would you SAY anyyyy of this??? like i cant lie you kind of lost me in the middle + junk there but i could TELL that it was just INSULTING. DEMEEEEANING. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ to imply id lose ANY of my moneycoins. that id STOP.... being part of the watered gentry.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THAT ANYYYYONEEEE WOULD EVER ASSUME I SOME KIND OF FLUKEY }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ youuuu are SICK, johnny windsock. you are SICK + DERANGED. }*____*{ i honestly kind of hope your planet makes it.... so that you can LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THE CULLOUT POST THATS BRINING FOUR YOU AS WE SPEAK!!!! WATCH YOUR FOUR, DIRT GROPER!!!!!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪