Jade Harley
@gardenGnostic
director of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories | all opinions expressed here are my own and do not reflect the values and beliefs of becquerel labs!
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
okay so the name is maybe a little much and so is the album name but you HAVE to listen to it! the bass is sooo groovy! i am totally going to learn this song!!!
\ fr0m my exper1ence, the we1rdest t1tles c0nta1n the m0st rad1cal s0und! /
honestly that may be true!
"wwwwonderful slippery thing" is wwwwhat i call an eel
good name for eels!
aloe vera smells like stinky vegetable farts sometimes...
hów dóés óné évén cómé tó such á déscriptivé cónclusión?!?!?!
it just smells kind of gross and my nostrils are more powerful than they used to be! it is very useful and im sure providing a lot of relief to the people who got burned on this trip for the bequerel labs but you know, ewwwww.
they still havent decided if i am allowed in the pool here... #jadesbeachadventure
what is it about surf shops that just makes people want to buy tacky garbage?
#jadesbeachadventure #hermitcrab #railroadvine
ipomoea pes-caprae, or railroad vine or beach morning glory or even goats foot is a really cool plant! the seeds are carried by ocean currents to new beaches, and are unaffected by the salinity of the ocean! it is an important plant for dune ecosystems as the ground cover and root systems provide stability for the dunes structure and both food and shelter for pollinators and other animals!
WAIT THERES A COUP!??
YEAH.
https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/b37715a2-450c-4b5f-9518-8b1636305e94 if u want the deets shits been going fuckin CRAZY rn
oh boy i cant wait to try this!!!
IMMACULATE.
i would share if i could!!! but i think i may eat it in one bite scooby-doo style, hehe.
Oh fuck. Yummers.
yay! just landed!!!
aaaand there is a plane already at our gate...
ok melancholy posting is over someone just spilled hand sanitizer all over the floor and it is making my nose hurt so much :((((
X00< oh no!!! X00< ewww im sorry
i am thinking about how i can use my powers on the molecules because the smell is so overpowering!!!
:33< oh yeah :33< mew can just do that, cant mew?
i can and i did hehe!
there is something kind of melancholy about flying when you are doing it at night. the cities below are tiny but filled with thousands of people living their lives unaware of you all the way above them. it is a strange reversal of how i would make up stories about the mail carriers that flew over my island when i was little. of course i used to pretend there were passenger planes flying over and made some of the silliest stories ever about people, but i dont actually think passenger planes were allowed in grandpas airspace!
i really should have used god tier abilities to travel!
sorry to say but that is a losing bet! i guess it is nice to feel like a normal person though.
spa(e is the absolute best for travel, even
thats true! i did get lucky and get a whole row of seats to myself though.
going coastal so i can observe some aquariums and talk to their staff about some of the new technology integrated into the filtration and aeration systems! one of the next steps for botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories is an aquatic research and conservation center!!!!
it is very exciting because i havent gone swimming in the ocean for years now! i just wish my trips timing had lined up a little better with fishing Friday.
with the advent of aspected technology, there is a chance to comfortably house much rarer species than has been managed before!
good morning everyone! make sure to take some time to stretch your body and your mind today!
On it!!!
yay!
Would but I am currently having a bunch of kids around me chanting "FOODFOODFOOD" I may not see the morning.
i dont think i remember how onions taste anymore...
yUMMY!
jeez that makes me feel worse about not being able to eat them anymore... bluh! oh well. i am sure there's much more i can enjoy without alliums! it will be okay.
thats okay you didnt mean it! i just sort of was thinking about old food i liked and i realized i cant eat some of it now.
missed lunch but i am having a berry parfait as a snack!!! yummy.
yummy!
ew. ew!!!!
freaking jade harley just sat on a whoopee cushion!!!
that would at least be FUNNY!
cheesy scrambled eggs and some mackerel for breakfast.
YUMMY!! Enj-o-o-y!!!!
* #drooling
i got so frustrated by smelling that icky delicious corpse flower stink that i ended up going for a six mile run all by myself!!!! i really wish i had someone else who could keep up with me, it makes the jogs so much more enjoyable... oh well.
bark
BARK
whats this about a Corpse flower?
oh i was posting information about it because part of the unveiling ceremony of the botanical centers timing was due to the flower blooming!
oh! i thought you were growing one yourself! it really wouldn't surprise me
well kind of! i may be the director here but i still try to get my hands dirty from time to time!
yeah that sounds about right
i am very humbled by how excited everyone was for the unveiling of our botanical center! there will be new exciting updates to follow as our other labs and educational centers open so i hope you all maintain that excitement!!! i know i am!!!! :DDD #becquerellabs
of course! it’s nice to see new things opening up on earth c! can’t wait to get a chance to visit!
now if you will all excuse me i am trying very hard NOT to roll on this rare exquisite flower and being far away from it will probably help!!!!!
EW. DON'T DO THAT.
i wont!!! it just smells so alluringly gross...