
Jade Harley
@gardenGnostic
director of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories | all opinions expressed here are my own and do not reflect the values and beliefs of becquerel labs!

i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach

i guess i did sleep a lot back then... i almost forgot about that! kind of silly how those things slip from your mind when you are not dealing with alien psychic bs, hehehe.

jeez, why is everyone posting such depressing stuff???

happy tavros tuesday!!! i actually have a moment to post it hehehe. #tavrostuesday

the cookout was fun! but my tummy started hurting part way through.

why does he look like the onceler? #vagueposting

for your dog that is.

did she just insinuate my mascara looks bad?

im not in the cosmetic business though i am in the business of helping tavros to shut down any remnants of animal testing that somehow squeaked through to earth c but hope empowered makeup seems like it could actually be incredibly potent! eridan my well be onto something there!

there is just no way that is actually her name right...

okay so the name is maybe a little much and so is the album name but you HAVE to listen to it! the bass is sooo groovy! i am totally going to learn this song!!!

aloe vera smells like stinky vegetable farts sometimes...

they still havent decided if i am allowed in the pool here... #jadesbeachadventure

what is it about surf shops that just makes people want to buy tacky garbage?

#jadesbeachadventure #hermitcrab #railroadvine

WAIT THERES A COUP!??

oh boy i cant wait to try this!!!

yay! just landed!!!

ok melancholy posting is over someone just spilled hand sanitizer all over the floor and it is making my nose hurt so much :((((

there is something kind of melancholy about flying when you are doing it at night. the cities below are tiny but filled with thousands of people living their lives unaware of you all the way above them. it is a strange reversal of how i would make up stories about the mail carriers that flew over my island when i was little. of course i used to pretend there were passenger planes flying over and made some of the silliest stories ever about people, but i dont actually think passenger planes were allowed in grandpas airspace!

























