Jade Harley
@gardenGnostic
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
-=[RAILLING ?_☺]=-
holy sh1t. fuck yes
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#DirkJake.
Heh i always keep a slot open for a fellow hero of hope! So lets HOPE you can keep your head up in this tussle!
THEYRE BACK YOUREEEE MAD
I am curi9us. What happens at such an event? The p9st d9esn't make it 96vi9us t9 me.
cant post yet, gotta keep digging...
Digdigdig
its so great to see the timeline united and enthusiastically posting hole! :D
I would advise you rephrase your statement Jade just a word of advice people who just get on may get the wrong idea.
Digdigdigdigdigdig
I'm sorry to be the one yo let you know
I am truly sorry
i feel a little bad for barking at that bunny troll! they were just offering to help i think. the prey drive is very hard to steer through sometimes... :/
havent you seen all the #holeposting going on? everyone is so excited for #megidomay including me!!! i love to dig so much hehehe...
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60cf30ce75ce.gif #megidomay
Yes. Keep going.
DIGDIGDIG wait why are we digging for megidomay???? im so out of the loop but i am absolutely digging holes anyway because i love it
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Holle.
sometimes i go back to those three years and i retrace some of the conversations that i had with echidna during that time it is kind of strange to think that maybe an intentionally rendered as monstrous game construct gave me some of the best insight into the ways that voyage was going to shape me... is it strange to say that maybe she was a bit of a mother figure???
i like cookies with milk! but no chocolate because that makes me queasy :( #caninefoodrestrictions
actually, how do lusii do names? i dont think anyone ever answered that one for me before and i have been very curious
i kinda really hate this stuff :/ i wanna eat what i wanna eat but i hate the tummy aches
good morning, afternoon, or maybe even evening!
B33 < meowdy!
B A R K
so far so good! i decided to take it easy and went via flight to my little plot in the community garden rather than taking my bike like i normally do and it was really nice!!
B33 < comfy!! B33 < i should work out my wings nyactually ty fur the indirect remindpurr
hi :)
yeah its kinda cool
karkat i know we already had a breakthrough in regards to the fighting alternate versions of ourselves, but i am beginning to understand your position more and more :/
ONE OF THE FUCKTRILLION KARKATS, HERE. GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU'VE FINALLY FOUND YOUR OWN FLEETBEASTHOLE IN THE DISEASE-SODDEN TRENCHES OF THE MULTIVERSAL WAR ON SELF-LOATHING. ON THE SIDE OF SELF-LOATHING. AND YOUR FLEETBEASTHOLE IS SO CLOSE TO MINE. LOOK AT THAT. WE'RE FUCKING NEIGHBORS. HOO-FUCKING-RAY. WELCOME TO CHITTR, JADE.
i guess i am flattered that there are people talking about me here at least! though, really, it isnt me so i suppose i will have to do more posting to make sure it is me that they are talking about! how is that for a suitably confusing and sort of self hating post??
WEAKSLIME. YOU COULD REALLY AFFORD TO LAY THE VITRIOL ON THICKER. PRETEND THAT EVERY OTHER JADE IS ON A HELLBENT QUEST TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A SHOUTGASH-BREATHING MORON, AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP THEM IS YOUR UNBRIDLED, DISGRUNTLED FUCKITUDE. THAT'S *YOUR* NUCLEAR PHYSICS DEGREE THEY'RE GOING TO GET REVOKED FROM YOU, JADE. *YOUR* ADORABLOODTHIRSTY, BUCK-TOOTHED EXPRESSION PLATE THEY'RE DRAGGING THROUGH THE MUD. NOW GET OUT THERE. AND BE. YOU.