roxy lalonde
@tipsyGnostalgic
"holy shit r u the real rogue of void" that just kinda depends man (any pronouns LOL) #theladiesman #thewarlock
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
It's like he doesn't even know me. Sent from my Cybertruck
so im guessin u WERENT into the snail trail line.....
he never even bothered to llook at his inside bits...
I may have found it slightly emasculating.
Please pardon my unexplained absence. I am residing somewhere of my own free will. I am not being extorted by the Church of Skaiantology. My return will be timely. #Safe #Free #Timely #Lawful
oH GOOD, i WAS WORRIED, aFTER ALL THAT STUFF THAT HAPPENED, tHAT i WITNESSED, bUT i GUESS, iT WAS NOTHING AFTER ALL, sO THAT'S GOOD, i HOPE YOU ENJOY, wHATEVER IT IS, yOU'RE UP TO, wITH YOUR FREE WILL!
Y34H SUR3 TH4T'S B3L13V4BL3.
i dunno what the context of this is yet but if youre not actually safe i will have to go from beatboxing puppy to guard dog or some shit jesus christ
▲sure whatever▼
...Miss Crocker, are you sure you're alright?
LOLLLLLL alright janey u jokester!! w/e u gotta do! but im sure those pics of u from the NYE party or whatever theyre holdin u up for arent thattt bad ;)))) except i wouldnt rly remember bc of that lampshade i was wearing the whole time lmfao
VERY charming, Miss Crocker.
⚇ YOOOOO IT'S JUST LIKE SCOOBY DOOBYY! ⚇ THIS FUCKS!!! ⚇
Mother,,, your sleuthing skills would be applicable here,, you could get some serious gum on your shoe,,,
holy shit!!!! i didnt kno these were gonna start comin out :DDD #omg #us
Well ill be! Isnt that just the best use of licensing my likeness weve ever seen. #omg #us
wHOA, sO COOL, i CAN NOT WA1T, tO SEE THESE COME OUT,
Couldn’t get him to wear a shirt for the cartoon, huh.
He tangled with the design team over the allowance of the pants length and settled finally above the belt.
The fact that you got him to cover up as much as he did is nothing short of a miracle.
tbh as long as she didnt cake up my old earthy artifact sega saturn (++ i get my lil guy beastmode spellyowler whiskey sour of da encapsulated prism prison back) (like rly rly soon) (jane.) then its ***GENUINELY*** fine lmfao idek why some of you r so pissed abt this
.......... @gutsyGumshoe ok so i need to ask you something
Have you bitten into your console collection recently??
hav☤ng cake for f⛎︎rn☤t⛎︎re doesn’t so⛎︎nd so bad.
um no also unrelated 2 anything we were just talkin about are u able to fix a chipped tooth orrrr wut....
tbh its got its pros & cons :)
☤ ass⛎︎me search☤ng for food ☤s not an ☤ss⛎︎e?
-- Chittr, Am I The Asshole? -- I (25F, Creator) recently visited a friend (25NB, Creator) for dinner in their home. When they excused themselves to the powder room, I rose from the table and began to strategically captchalogue pieces of furniture and decor (37), leaving a hyper-realistic cake (Sour cream poundcake; Ermine frosting; Fondant) replica in their stead. Upon their return, we resumed our conversation and concluded our evening together. This was two months ago. Now, I am being leveled with accusations of holding the genuine household articles ransom as I have not yet disclosed which items are indeed cake, and not every replica is a load-bearing seat by which the natural processes of discovery may unveil the impostors! And also a minor infestation of mold on the upholstery. Why I think I might be "The Asshole:" One of the articles is the preserved tomb of a mutated feline whom may or may not have held some personal significance to my unnamed friend. In my defense: I was field testing a new technique to replicate the glassy exterior of the cube.
tbh i dont think this is a mad unfair view of it or anything like i can see both sides gonna need mah guy back tho #PLZ
kay so in her defense!!! lol! im actually learning that a LOOOOOOOT of shit can b caked rn
ok so in defense of op........ i kinda maybe MISSED some of these cakeables bc ive sorta either been in da lab/the good ol gamer basement for like a month n a half mayhaps
i understand why a 3rd party might feel this way but to be tbh theres kinda some ~nuance~ here
(psssssst hey eridan could u cast me a teleprotation spell on beastcaster whiskey sour of the encapsulated prison prismz)
(like it doesnt even have 2 be a big cool one it can just be kind of like a casual chill one ykwim)
k wait...... tavvy uve BEEN to my hive u know how much junk i have in here!!!!! lmao! id need like 2 sweeps! except atp thered be more mold in my wizerd landing then probably... :(
hey dude, frig off. jane and i can both be carrying the flame! it is a huge, olympic-style torch with two handles. she totally couldn't carry it without me.
In your dreams, buster!!! :B
wHAT DOES THIS, hAVE TO DO WITH jANE, aND HER ISSUE?
Were tit for tat in business sense alone ms crocker because i *do* recall it being principle numero uno to keep a free mind and an even freer schedule! Screw writing in the margins let me flip this sucker (my BUSINESS card) over and jot you down a cursory consult with lil ol me and the mahogany between us! We all know that a little bit wood shared betwixt two keen eyed ceos does for the profit. *wink*
~.~.~.Am I the mahogany, in this scenario~?
As sturdy as you look dude im strictly talking desks!
;)
My mistake, I suppose all this business jargon went right over my nugbone, haha~! Perhaps one of you could explain it to me sometime in a more private setting~.
U~0
Ill see YOU in my office any day of the week!
What a good ol forum youve made for networking jane this is the bees knees.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY POST!!!!!
Eek!
tHIS IS SO TRUE, aND ACTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
well he was a brick n then he rly roaded it iykwim HEYO #suggestive #gamerwonks
actually for once i take it back. mr shigesato itoi i am so effing sorry
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the nite) "i built a bulletin board without a message. ...brick road" —brick road (AKA the dungeon man) from earthbound for the snes #Inspiring #ForGamers #FUUUUUUUCK #THATSTRUTHO #HEDID
I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL. THESE ARE IN-JOKES. I DO NOT uNDERSTAND.
tHIS IS SO TRUE, aND ACTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
u ever heard of video games
tavvy the ways in which we continue 2 understand each other on these deep fukkin levels is actually & genuinely amazeballs..... ur litrally right this IS deep
o greeniborn...... i want 2 play a game live or download this random snes emulator i just compiled :) MAKE UR CHOICE LOL
nahhh u just become a gamer for lyfe which is arguably worse 2 some..... NOWWWWW MAKE UR ~CHOICE~
OH. I MEAN. I ALREADY KIND OF CONSIDER MYSELF THAT. SO SuRE. I WILL TAKE THE SECOND.
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the nite) "you are standing right around my belly button. ...brick road" —brick road (tha dungeon man) (from earthbound) #Inspiring #ForGamers #woaw #turnedhimselfintoadungeon #effingenius
AM I NOT GETTING IT. IS THIS JuST. MY BRAIN BEING BAD AGAIN. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
he got dr andonuts 2 turn him into a big ol dungeonman n then hes like WHOAAA NESS IM DUNGEON MAN NAOW! funniest shit ive ever seen lmao
mAGIC IS REAL, aND IT IS BEAUTIFUL,
dispel magic? yeah..... & dat spell is too...... <|:))) #the-moar-you-know #wizerdposting
mAGIC IS REAL, aND IT IS BEAUTIFUL,
RE FUGGIN CHITT
tav not to unvague ur post but i rly wish u didnt pass go on that one just now #vagueception
yAY }:)
wELL, i WOULD ARGUE THAT, hALF OF, tHE MYSTERY SUBSTANCES, wERE MINE, bUT i WILL KEEP THIS #SRS, iN PAN, mY FRIEND AND GOOD BUDDY,
there she goes again and smack dab in the friggin middle of where #MyPrinter can see it..... tav... the point of the whole discretion thing is so that my printer WOULDNT see it!!!! LMAO
oH, sORRY, uMM,,, i MEAN, hE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE, lEFT OUT? lIKE, iF HE IS FEELING, tHAT WAY,,, tHEN HE COULD, wITH US, yOU KNOW,,, rECORD AN EPISODE OF THE PODCAST!
What if, hypothetically, #YourPrinter wants to see it all.
yOU ARE DEFINITELY WELCOME, tO SIT IN AND WATCH, uS RECORD AN EPISODE OF OUR PODCAST,
Whose face would I be sitting on. #Suggestive. #SuggestiveOfTheFactThatIAmGlasses.
wELL, yOU HAVE STILL NOT PROPERLY, sAT UPON MINE, sINCE i OFFERED BEFORE, bUT i WOULD NOT STOP rOXY IF HE, wANTED YOU NESTLED UPON THE BRIDGE OF HIS SCENT NUGGET,
Let’s make it happen. You know where to find me. #TheCharger.
gET READY, tO R1DE THE MECHANICAL BULL, bUD!
he acts like i dont do a fuckin dingdong thing around this hivehold :/ like i didnt just refill all his inks last week..... methinks this printer might b a digital PERVERT #he-just-wants-meto-open-his-lid #and-look-at-his-inside-bits
This chode's embarrassed to be banging my wife. Sounds to me like he doesn't deserve her/him/them.
y0u're such an insane dunce it b0ggles the mind. y0u c0uld stick y0urself in a desk lamp and it'll run shittier.
Lotta chirping from the hiki with a sicknasty alien flesh interface desktop in the basement.
yeah, sicknasty is right, what y0u'd give t0 be able t0 crawl ar0und in the veins and channels 0f my rig. keep dreaming, squirt.
O KAYYYYY LEAVE THE GAMING RIG OUTTA THIS THATS TOOOOO FAR #it-runs-outer-wilds-rly-fuckin-good
hey man
The Prince's curse.
#Yuck.
#Yuckx2Combo.
Why won’t anyone feed me. I’m so hungry for black toner. I feel my life slipping away. If you don’t hear from me after this, tell @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 I... Starving_cat_empty_bowl_ink_cartridge_kibble.MOV -Via Chittr for HP Envy All-in-One Printer
TH1S 1S S0 S4D L1K3 1F U CR13 3V3RY T13M
Who exactly allowed poor, sweet, dear Funnybunny fall into such wretched disrepair???
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that u.......??? THAT U WHAT? finish ur SENTENCE!!! D:
Toner low. Please insert toner to redeem more AI chat tokens. -Via Chittr for HP Envy All-in-One Printer
OH CMONN!!! i never needed those BEFORE!!!!! u dont even need the black toner.... & u said u LIKED printin w/ the pink stuff so whuts the problem here?? #playinhardtogetic
Toner, magenta, and cyan low. Please feed your loyal, charming, and dashingly handsome printer to redeem more AI chat tokens. -Via Chittr for HP Envy All-in-One Printer
o kayyyyyyy FINEEEE FINE you GOT me!!!!! ill feed my smexy printer .-. #omfw
#alittledance #andtheniexplainednuthin
in the underground wrassling circuit that none of u know about they call her ak-47 roxanne "the ladies man" "THE WARLOCK" [███████] last name #smackdownlive
yEAH!!!!!!!!
damn ive just been callin you that in any context. convergent evollution type situation
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wow roxy is truly the most iconic rumbler in any pumpkin patch
bro i need that tshirt so effin bad
im literally wearing that RIGHT effin now..... HOWD U KNOW :OOO
Im not addicted to gambling im addicted to hope and theres just plain and square nothing wrong with that.
My bags are *already packed* my good man.
fuuuuuck this is tru kinda makes me wanna get back into the swing of #jadebustin again
#jADEbUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL, gOOD,
Im no sunday prude but good heavens to betsy dont talk about my granny like that. Tavvy i had no idea you were such a debauched pervert!
DAMMIT u got me!!!! godddd i miss it tav i rly do fml.... i think i need u to come over so we can bust one 2gether iykwim ;)))
wHAT? nOW i KNOW, i HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH, yOUR gAMGAM, cERTAINLY NOT 1N THE WAY, i HAD MY WAY WITH, jADE'S gRAMPS,
lIKE, rIGHT NOW, wE ARE GOING TO, bUST TOGETHER, rIGHT NOW?
yea rn!!!! u better hurry LOL..... lest i start bustin these jades all by my lonely lonesome!
i'M COMING, i'M COM1NG rOXY! aS FAST AS i CAN, dON'T YOU BUST, uNTIL i AM THERE, tO BUST WITH YOU!
I wish i was on the inside of all this hubbub.