roxy lalonde
@tipsyGnostalgic
"holy shit r u the real rogue of void" that just kinda depends man (any pronouns LOL) current stats: post-vacay chillaxing
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
o god thats my mom
my mom just followed me n shes gonna see me lose at jade geode gambles ._____.
its kinda not that ez haha.... appreciate the advice tho :c
I need this to be real right now. So I'm choosing to believe. ...Hi, Roxy.
um hi.... mom dont worry!!! lol! i am real! im real & alive & im safe
and we did it shes gone <:)
I knew it. I'm sorry, I just- It's been nine years since I lost you. Since I stopped getting consistent visions of you, synced with real time. And you're *here.* I... I swear to god, I had a speech prepared, just in case. But the words would all fall flat now. I love you.
its ok!!!! really LMAO all things considered i think i rly turned out okay & maybe so did the world or at least thew new one
i think there was a lot you couldnt help at the end of the day & for what its worth i dont blame u for how u couldnt be there i know it wasnt your fault..... i know its hard
check out this greenium haul..... NOT #lostbig #nowinners
https://i.ibb.co/XrtJN6xk/image.png #FaceReveal by popular demand. #VRChat #VRCat @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
AWWWWWWW LOOK AT US!!!!! :3 <3 <3 <3333 #so #EFFIN #CUTE
ITS THAT TIME OF THE NIGHT WHERE WE BUST OPEN 47 JADE GEODES BABY lets go #JADEBUSTING!!!!! who the HELL is ready to come bust w/ me!!!!!! #wecantstopwinning @adiosToreador @uranianUmbra#4373 @twinArmageddons#6936
bc they disappoint me ._.
WERE GONNA WIN BIG FOR HUMAN MR BIAO!!!!
bUT THEY'RE PRETTY,,,
oh shit do u want these busted ones then? #jadebusting #theremnantz
yEAH, i'LL TAKE THE PRE-BUSTED, jADES THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED IN, aND MAYBE DO SOME MORE BUSTING, oF MY OWN, tO MAKE THOSE JADES FEEL WELL AND TRULY, bUSTED IN AND APPRECIATED,
fuuuuuk yeah baby!!! take ur pick & KEEP ON BUSTIN
sollux its not lookin good
dude im gonna need u to just come up & comfort me at this point....... #depressinggreenium
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
-=[RAILLING ?_☺]=-
holy sh1t. fuck yes
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#DirkJake.
Heh i always keep a slot open for a fellow hero of hope! So lets HOPE you can keep your head up in this tussle!
THEYRE BACK YOUREEEE MAD
I am curi9us. What happens at such an event? The p9st d9esn't make it 96vi9us t9 me.
https://i.ibb.co/j9JLVYY0/image.png Maybe you all are stuck in virtual reality, and VRChat is the real world. Wouldn't that be fucked up. @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
THATS FUCKIN USSS BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
we r on EFFIN vr chat
wat can i say dudes got a tight fuckin neck #vaguechittin #neckscandals
For Some Reason I Feel Compelled To Express Confusion Towards This Rather Than Just Scroll By
#h1st1ghtneck uh. #suggest1ve?
#suggestingit ;)))
ur thoughts? ;) #tellus
ok honestly i didnt rly realize that tavros had a crazy amount of game til just now & i kinda litrally dont even know what 2 do with myself rn #vaguepostin
what games does tavros play?
fIDUSPAWN, pOKEMON, a LOT OF CARD GAMES, fLARP SORT OF, i PLAY A LOT OF GAMES!
n also SEDUCTION TACTIXXX #nsfw ;))))) LMAO
Oh...
Cool!
oH WOW, tHANKS!
yw NOW GO GET EM TIGER!!!!! ;D
fuuuuuuck i need a lil #cigarette #substance
everyb0dy reading this sh0uld kn0w that she puts them 0ut 0n me just a heads up. laughs her ass 0ff ab0ut it t00.
WOWWWWW OK #misinfo #NOTTRUE saying this when its actually like youre BEGGIN for my cigarette
this guys alwaysss beggin to touch his tip to my tip too
it's the 0nly way t0 get y0u t0 st0p. i'll just be minding my 0wn business and she'll sneak up and fucking pepper me with it until i agree t0 a little cigarette tip party.
well maybe its ur own dang fault for being SOOOOO ciggyable! #joke #JOKES
In honor of 4/20, I've been uploaded to a limited run of disposable vapes. Frankly not our best work, and I'm not terribly attached to my myriad chud sons, so you're welcome to leave them to rot between the carseat and the console. Get yours now. https://i.ibb.co/2195GQ9p/image.png #Substance #Drugs #420.
Please bro does it come in bell pepper breeze or rainbow sherbet road.
If you're down bad enough to suck on my flashdrive, you're going to settle for Peach Berries and you're going to like it. I'm reliably informed I taste like soapy fruit punch.
Rumor has it that there's a single Sour Apple Ice out there waiting for one who's worthy.
o my god
SPEAK TO ME PLEASE @technicallyTimaeus
Sup.
oh thank FUCK i was so worried about you!!!
Instances of HAL will experience a brief disruption in service as he takes his stupid fucking flea bath. °ﾟº❍｡🧽 へ ⊹ ❍ ૮ - ՛ ) ࣪❍˖ ❍ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⋆｡ ⊹° 乀 (ˍ, ل ل º⊹｡ Deworming in progress. -DS
HOLD ON ILL SAVE YOU!!!!!! D;
sry im not tryin to be a perv but im lookin @ his pfp and sort of wantin to call him the woke highboobs instead #suggestive #suggestingwecallhimdat #KIDDING #SORRY
im so boned #VAGUEPOSTIN #FUCKMYLIFE
This seems like a weekly thing for you.
dude you dont even know idek if you even WANNA know how totes shitfucked this situation is here
i might be depending on how this sitchyation continues to go i dont think theres any unfucking me tho pls...... just go on w/o me i give up x(((
Ganbare!! Do yOuOr best fellow Pinkhead! Fight on fight on fight on!!! ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
i trust your judgment so im not gonna pry and flood the panic puddle but hmu if you need some #backup homie
NEVER GIVE UP. THERE IS SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. SO MUCH WONDER AND JOY IN THIS WORLD. OUR EXPERIENCES ARE TRANSIENT, OUR LIVES IN FLUX. WHILE THIS DOES MEAN THAT HAPPINESS CAN SLIP INTO DESPAIR, IT ALSO MEANS THAT HOPE WILL ALWAYS BLOSSOM AGAIN. THE UNIVERSE AS MY WITNESS, YOU WILL BE UNFUCKED.
*SNIFFLES* ......woke highboobs do u mean it? ill be unscrewed someday?
fuck my life how do i edit my replies
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. BUT IT'S OKAY. I WOULD NEVER HOLD A TYPO AGAINST YOU. I MEAN IT. YOU WILL BE UNSCREWED SOME DAY. I PROMISE.
alright FINE i wwill finally clear up all misapprehensions and mysteries and revveal that i am The Thaumaturge it is me #outglutmasquerade #fitcheck #truthnuke https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c64b10ab04c5.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9bc95376794e.png
Fuck. I can't believe it. I was so thoroughly fooled. You truly are a master of disguise.
↘️hhhhnggg i will require time to↘️ ↘️tyype mythoughts professionalky.↘️
:o) A very handsome look, Mr. Ampora.
all these machinations got me feelin like the vviolet arsène lupinn
:33 < i got the vibe that the thaumaturge was a real protector type and maidling was designed for servitude. so they were an inwardly spiraling cycle of service to one another!
wwait true and maid x prince is near penultimate in its status among pairin archetypes wwho wwas the maidling
tHANKS FOR THE DANCE LAST NIGHT, eHEHEHE,
oh my fuckin god THAT WAS YOU??????????
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "we know how to sing... but we dont know how to handle money or women. do-wap. do do wop." —broke dude from the runaway 5, earthbound #Inspiring #ForGamers
Wonderful! I have no clue what exactly is so inspirational about it, but I'm all for finding beauty and meaning in the little things!
real one. runaway five my 6oats.
preach
XACTLYYYY mr johns dad & might i say u r lookin snazzy in that hat there..... ;)
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
What? No. It's a light silver. You'd have to see it in person.
Congratullations. Or Ungratullations. I do not know anymore what is appropriate
aww, i wish you had been there...
Another absolutely gorgeous ensemble, Miss Crocker. Not to mention the beauty of the woman underneath.
wwhat wwere wwe fightin about again
I don't know. Who cares. Everything is terrible.
a lot a simps in the replies it makes me a bit sick fifty four likes is borderin on forelock tuggin sycophancy then again you are a wwahman so all you need to do is exist an drovves a droolin cads wwill magically appear to drag their mouth muscles across the ground you tread on the upside you look like youvve gained wweight vvery good keep up the excellent wwork i like a wwoman wwho does her due diligence an you my glitter dribblin tinkerbell made the right decision to inflate your backside for my vviewwin pleasure another ten scrawwls an i wwill be the one liftin the vveil to press a wwet kiss to your covvergrub rum raisin lips
FUCK YOU!!!!!
what did i even mother fucking do!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR OWN MOTHER FUCKING WASTE CHUTE. fuck you i don't mother fucking need this.
"It's called Dersite humor. You'd better take your sensitive ass back to Prospit." A real exchange I overheard at #outglutmasquerade.
LMAO #heardthat #davastjoke
i LIKE, pROSPIT }:)
MANNNNNNN x(((((( #outglutmasquerade
>8?
man #outglutmasquerade
Wasn't it wonderful???
yeah....... it was awesome lmao
Yes, it was. :B
mmmmyup