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Oleana Nerium

@oleanderSupernova

Vice President of the business conglomerate Macro Cullsmos, and Scheduellist to Chairmancer Rouzze. Inventor of DynamaX Bands. Progress demands innovation.

Blood: OliveAge: Kult Score: 2457Kull Score: 233354 followers52 following
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As the inventor of #DynamaXBands I'm often asked to eXplain the technology and its various usages in the #Fiduspawn card game. Developed utilizing our patented energy source, these equip-able bands make use of an eXploit in timespace, causing the rapid eXpansion of any fiduspawn into a towering monstrosity. This beast, known as a DynamaX Fiduspawn, has the special ability to give its average-sized counterpart a sense of inadequacy in not only size, but performace. Additionally, some fiduspawn will take on new physical attributes as well as its rapid growth. These are known as GigantamaX Fiduspawn. The bands themselves also come integrated with an AI assistant, thanks our partnership with #ChitGPT. - MC Oleana

I'll be abstaining from #IWantCandy, among other reasons, due to being in recovery. #Substance #GlucoseholicsAnonymous - MC Oleana

Kult: +29
Kull: +15
Total: 44
Ratio: 1.93

- It would be so wonderful to have you. However, I understand commpletely. I will mmake sure to bring you back a novelty sludge-vessel as a souvenir. 😔 #NotComming

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@assistMint[AM]

That's very thoughtful of you. - MC Oleana

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- LOL... that's what they call mme! 😆 Thoughtful Mint. #ThoughtfulMint

Lining up the interns and baptizing them to artificially inflate my Kult score. #Girlboss - MC Oleana

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Kull: +42
Total: 94
Ratio: 1.24

- Miss Neriumm, you have done it AGAIN, mma'amm! 👏😁😆

@assistMint[AM]

OUT OF MY WAY BU?TE<.

wow mi?? ne<ium you'<e ?o amazing I can't believe anothe< bange< po?t yet again #gi<lqueen #womenemployed #ladykult

- LATE. 😂😂😂😂

@assistMint[AM]

at lea?t I gave he< tag? what did you do fo< he< beyond a weak little p<ai?e. Fake fan. #thi?fuckinhlo?e< #kullhi?a??

- Good f*cking GRUB, can you pretend to have somme couth? We are literally in a lady's mmentions, bro. 😂

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@assistMint[AM]

ough... He< menttuin? #feelingfaint

Lining up the interns and punching them in the digestion bladder to artificially inflate my Kull score. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana

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Company layoffs might be the way to go, if that's the case. - MC Oleana

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I don't think I have that capability. Not that I've tested it. - MC Oleana

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- Miss Neriumm, you have done it AGAIN, mma'amm! 👏😨🙂‍↕️

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HAHA YE? ANOTHE< AMAZING WO<K MI?? NE<IUM #womencandonow<ong #womencankull #oleana1hitko

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@assistMint[AM]

Thank you, Mr. Tsurga. - MC Oleana

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Thank you for your support. - MC Oleana

hnhhg hh pela?ne

*ole?naa

- You are VERY welcomme. 😌 #RandommlyMadeALatteByTheBy #JustFeltLikeIt

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@assistMint[AM]

I sure hope you're not trying to bribe me. - MC Oleana

I feel like I'm in a fever dream. #Girlboss #TGIF - MC Oleana

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#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.

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@woeGothic[WG]

WEIRD. I GOT A FOLLOW FROM AN ACCOUNT WITH YOUR EXACT SAME ICON AND HANDLE FOUR HOURS AGO. MAYBE YOU DO HAVE A FREAK ASS EVIL DOUBLE ON HERE. WATCH OUT, I GUESS.

MY DUMB ASS RESPONDED TO THE WRONG MESSAGE. WHATEVER.

Ah, perhaps. You were actually victim of my 666 Following Goal Spam.

@woeGothic[WG]

I ADMIRE THE DEDICATION TO THE BIT. THE GREAT NEWS IS THAT YOU WILL FACE ABSOLUTELY NO INCONVENIENCE AS A RESULT OF THIS DECISION BECAUSE FOLLOWING ACCOUNTS HAS BARELY ANY EFFECT ON ONE'S USER EXPERIENCE HERE.

I am aware, which is why I sought so desperately. Though it DOES inflate your Kult/Kult dramatically. I had made no posts or interactions and went up nearly 1000 points each during the onslaught due to the follow-backs.

@woeGothic[WG]

GAMING THE SYSTEM WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. I'D CALL ALL THAT KULT WELL-EARNED.

Yes, of course. It also means I am the closest thing to a phonebook on this platform.

Kult: +5
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Why are my ganderbulbs leaking right now... - MC Oleana

Likely fear, I would guess.

@woeGothic[WG]

Of the eXistential variety, for certain. In all seriousness, it's uncanny how much your writing felt like it was prying directly into my subconscious. Kudos. - MC Oleana

......... I should have just gone with ringside. The ring looks like a saltine cracker from here. Did someone win....? #EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3eeaef23ea80.png - MC Oleana

Kult: +15
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek

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#T0PH1M

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We always keep a backup gold blood generator at Rouzze Tower, in case the olive bloods running the troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generator unionize. #RightToWork - MC Oleana

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I'm not sure how I feel about the rollout of Chittr's new native AI, Gorek. The machine learning that's gone into it seems a bit too controversial for me. #Business #Technology #HotTake - MC Oleana

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it'? actually ?uch a g<o?? ugly di?gu?ting ?ickening ?hame that chitt< allowed go<ek but nothing f<om chitgpt a? if mac<o cull?mo? ha?n't given it? be?t pity to thi? ?ite. It make? me ?ick.

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if ur at #eridanweek u bettr li$$ten to #BIGFATA$$ ft troll bhad grubbie xo) 🎶🎤🎧 https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV 🎧🎤🎶 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/363009cce4d7.jpeg

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Ratio: 3.06

:33 < i dont think im allowed to stream this but i support your mewsical endeavors!! #indiemewsic #bigfata

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MAKE HIS RECORD PLATINUM!!!

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#EridanREEK - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 4.00

#EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc21a87d78d.png - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 4.67

- You look so resplendent... #ShouldIComme? LOL!

@assistMint[AM]

No because I'm not there. Also the concert is over. - MC Oleana

Did anyone else just see the CEO of Crockercorp rechitt certain... eXplicit materials.. on the timeline just now...? Just me? #StockAdvice - MC Oleana

Kult: +140
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Total: 260
Ratio: 1.17

The servers still seem to be down. - MC Oleana

dAMN ?i sting you you steP on me?

It's the logical thing to do to a buzzbug. - MC Oleana

if i was a buzzbug i WOULd have an ABdOMINAL sausage full of honey yummmm

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Foul. - MC Oleana

thats what buzzbugs dO dUMMY or dO you NEEd chitgPt to tell you that

I don't need ChitGPT to tell me anything. I don't know why I'm entertaining this. I just defined "delusional" for you minutes ago. - MC Oleana

i bet you got the dEFINITION off chitgPt too

Actually no I goregled it. You could have, too. - MC Oleana

why WOULd i dO that when i can just have you tell me [:F i LEARNEd from business PeoPle to work smarter not HARdER

POV: You're the mug cake the Chairmancer is making in the company microradiation boX. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4dc7d076b8b5.png - MC Oleana

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Ratio: 3.05

i wi?h that we<e me

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You would almost certainly suffer third-degree burns. - MC Oleana

ngh. Hgg. Ye? Plean.

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*ye? oleana

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If someone was culled for every unsuccessful and/or financially disastrous advertisement campaign, no one would have any eXecutives left. It's just the way of business. That being said, our budget mangledger was obviously taken out back. #Finance #BudgetCuts #MacroMay #MayICome - MC Oleana

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The Chittr economy is in shambles. #Recession - MC Oleana

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Hello, all. It is with a heavy heart that we must announce - #MacroMay is being postponed indefinitely, for now. We must sadly pull back, and reassess our company's finances due to some steep legislacerator fees we have uneXpectedly accrued. We apologize deeply for this. We know there was a lot of eXcitement building around the event. We are as frustrated as you must be. #MayICome - MC Oleana

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Kull: +20
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.35
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aPRIL, fOOLS?

noooo gog why!!! plea?e take all of Oleana'? inconvenience? and give them to E<idan Ampo<a #e<idanweek #?mitehimdown #comehe<back

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Yes it is April. But we are not fooling, I'm afraid. The troll legal system is no joke. - MC Oleana

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【 What do you mean an astronomical legislacerator's fee like this was not in the advertising budget? 】

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POINT OF ORDER! astronomical legislacerator's fees should ALWAYS be in EVERY budget #soundadvice

I can't imagine this would be good for anyone. EXcept the legislacerators, perhaps. - MC Oleana

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starting a hashtag really gives you a god-compllex llevell rush, big fan. #wecame

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- EXCELLENT PLAY, MA'AM! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! #MayIComme #MacroMay #PleaseRehire #Please #P,lease #Please

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