Oleana Nerium
@oleanderSupernova
Vice President of the business conglomerate Macro Cullsmos, and Scheduellist of Chairmancer Rose. Inventor of DynamaX Bands. Progress demands innovation.
// ooc pinned post Hello! This is my humble troll AU for Oleana Pokemon. Oleana is an Alternian troll. In adulthood, she was sent to colonize a planet called Pomon, a land overpopulated by creatures called Fiduspawn. Several generations before her, the first wave of troll colonizers captured and selectively bred the beasts, making them into what is now a media giant - an extended universe of card games, video games, anime, and more. Pomon essentially works on similar rules to the Pokemon universe. Capturing, trading, and battling are all commonplace activities for the trolls who reside there. Oleana is currently the Vice President of Macro Cullsmos, a large business conglomerate with a sizable footprint on Pomon. They are primarily concerned with energy, but have a range of other subsidiaries. Thanks to Oleana, they have also been able to capitalize on the Fiduspawn franchise with their own accessory, the Dynamax Band, utilizing the company's patented energy source. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png
The chemistry between these two men is undeniable- dare I say, "squee-worthy." Truly, there is no sweeter affection than one built upon professional respect. 'Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!' is a must see if you love yaoi, business men, or have a working pump biscuit. Posted from the Water Cooler #CanItRunHAL - MC Oleana
Unlikely. You have the best cybersecurity setup in the game. -Via Chittr for Roomba
Yes, I'm sure you wouldn't let any malicious software in. You wouldn't want the competition. - MC Oleana
I wouldn't know anything about this fraudulent post. But the author would probably recommend you watch 'Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!' and report back posthaste. - MC Oleana
🞜 well i liked the post. i liked it so much i made it my banner.
🞜 looking forward to seeing your proof of hack fellow fujo.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a9a2de0683a8.png - MC Oleana
WRITING THIS DOWN.
TRUE. NONE OF THEM HAVE BEARDS. EDIT: WAIT. @caligulasAquarium
NOT OFTEN. OR EVER FOR LONG. BUT OCCASIONALLY. WHEN HE EARNS IT.
Pardon my asking, miss. Are you selling prints of this?
-- PINNED POST -- You are THE LUNARCH, and you are the uncontested CHAMPION CULLTAKER of Beforan Ethically Subjugated Entity 41014. Mostly because that's KIND OF A THING YOU TRAILBLAZED YOURSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Some trolls like to tell you that CULLING YOUR BELOVED LESSERS is not inherently an Imperial Assignment, and to that you say COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG, BROTATO CHIP. COME TO MY CRANIAL STEM OF THE WOODS AND SEE IF YOU DON'T END UP CULLCHOW. You were practically still in your larval molt when you achieved your wildest dreams of GLOBAL FIDUSPAWN CHAMPIONSHIP. In fact, your status as a COMMODIFIED BEAST ZEALOT shot your wriggler ass straight up the rankings of LUCKY ELITE AGENTS designated worthy of leaving your home planet for the POMON COLONY CLUSTER- the home of the FIDUSPAWN, where they are carefully biomanufactured for WALLET-DEFYING SHOWMANSHIP AND FESTIVITY. 41014 is the TROPICAL SHINING JEWEL of this miniature paradise (within the larger and MOST UNIMPEACHABLE BEFORAN UTOPIA of course) and alongside your beloved STARBAT LUSUS and your MILITARY GRADE FIDUSPAWN, you defend 41014 and its troll inhabitants from INTERDIMENSIONAL HORRORS BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHENSION. You also HOST TOURNAMENTS on the hiveturf in search of BEFORUS' BEST AND BRIGHTEST TRAINERS, and have remained PRETTY FUCKING FAMOUS for bringing the beatdown on and off the battlefield. Frankly, you don't remember or care how the hell they did things before you showed up, because they're FUCKIN' WITH THE BIG BEASTS NOW. It is rare that a purple such as yourself reach a caliber of excellence that they are permitted to oversee more than a small handful of warmerbloods, but you are nothing if not a RECORD-BUSTING MONSTER in all aspects of life. Each of the terrestrial-dwelling inhabitants of 41014 lives, works hard, and PARTIES HARDER under your DOTING STEWARDSHIP. In exchange for your UTTER DEVOTION and INTERPLANETARY CELEBRITY SPONSORSHIP, it seems like a pretty low toll to demand your faithful underlings LOVE, SUPPORT AND TRUST YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. What will you do?
Technology was a mistake. - MC Oleana
oh word
ᐖ ZOMG HAI GURL WHERE U BEEN???? ᐛ
Being employed and a productive member of society. - MC Oleana
ᐖ ᐖATS ᑈRAYZIE I ᐖIᐖN KNO U ᐖIᐖ ᐖAT ᐛ
ᐖ SUMTIMEZ I JUS SAY FINGZ I ᐖONT MEAN BᑈUZ I HAV PROBLEMS ᐛ
Tying five of my interns to the trolley traX, and one intern to an adjoining track. Then when the highspeed thought eXperiment boX is hurling towards the five, I will make a 7th intern choose between pulling a lever and only culling the one intern, or doing nothing, and allowing the five to be culled. #Girlboss #MarketResearch - MC Oleana
Maybe if you all stopped playing games for wigglers and got a job, I wouldn't have to read insipid cautionary tales about it. You wasted your life on a game and regret it? Big surprise. - MC Oleana
Auditioning my interns for a barbershop quartet. The ones who don't make the cut will be whipped. #Girlboss #EmployeeHusbandry #InOfficeEntertainment #Violence - MC Oleana
There are s⬡me that may be w⬡ndering just why a fan page (@charmeuseCaressing) f⬡r y⬡urs truly w⬡uld ad⬡pt the title ⬡f CHAIRMINISTRANGLER rather than CHAIRMANCER, despite the fact that these are tw⬡ very different c⬡rp⬡rate r⬡les that are anything but interchangible. It is really quite simple. In the ⬡fficially licensed Fiduspawn: Saber & Aegis vide⬡ game, my ficti⬡nalized likeness is referred t⬡ as such. He is als⬡ a g⬡ldbl⬡⬡d, which I am t⬡ld is intended t⬡ make him m⬡re "relatable" t⬡ the series' pred⬡minant dem⬡graphics ⬡n Alternia. S⬡ R⬡ewzi's p⬡rtrayal was actually quite sh⬡ckingly accurate. #Chairmancing #RealFansKnewThis #R⬡ewziTruthNuke #Business #Fiduspawn #Macr⬡cullsm⬡s - MC R⬡se🌹
Is this a bad time to admit I actually never played the game myself... - MC Oleana
I signed off on some things, of course. And I was assured the fictionalized version of myself was very flattering. - MC Oleana
The wait is over. #MacroCullsmos is proud to officially announce our new collaboration with Sephgorea. I have been personally working with their team to create a new line of beauty products - the Goddess Collection. This will include a range of items, such as mascara, a bulb shadow palette, and yes... even gummy vitamins. For more drop details, just Goregle "Oleana Goddess." #Sponsored #Advertisement #Suggestive #OfNewProducts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28a4258afc48.png - MC Oleana
do the gummies taste good
that sounds awesome. can i have some.
i also don'T think i ever accepted the position, showed up to the workplace, or even know where it is actually
ALL WOMEN IN POMON KNOW HOW TO dO IS BE MEAN TO ME, BURY PUPPETS, ANd LIE. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
dAWWWW (:F I think your hair is cutesy too -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
The Chairmancer and I were necking at Diminutive Manicured Lawn Holes and Clubs. It was a tight competition, but ultimately I came out on top. @quiXoticCosmos #CompetitiveBusiness #MyBoss #DontFireMe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94c1a11738c0.jpg - MC Oleana
My last ever Picture with little mister... oh GOd oh GOd i cant believe this is haPPening #byemister httPs://i.imgur.com/g2QQFjh.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ You will not miss him for long. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ I have no such powers or delusions of grandeur ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ But give it time. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
i.. may take you uP on that... after my grief has WANEd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Patience and fidelity are oft rewarded. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Take heart in that. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
#PuppetsOverParty is here. I hope you will all join us, and watch as we put this odious marionette in the ground for good. Chitt #ByeMister, to wish him a final farewell. https://msparp.chat/byemister https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/728c17a4c57f.png - MC Oleana
ᐖ WOAGH #ᑈUNT ᐛ
ᐖ LIEK U SERVING IT NOT U AM IT ᐛ
ᐖ O FUK ISSA FUNERAL ᐛ
I didnt get to say this earlier before the service but you really are serving
Thank you. I was going for "grieving matesprit of a deceased real estate tycoon who knows a suspicious amount about poisons." - MC Oleana
Snifhjj hgghhh hghhhhh Please.. j... join us... for the... PROCEEEdINGsd.... tahnk youi/... httPs://msParP.chat/byemister #cw-death #funeral #byemister #PuPPets #mourning -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Intern stepped on one of my slewboutins so we had to have him drawn and quartered. #Violence #Gore #Girlboss #Layoffs - MC Oleana
How...could...you...tell....they...were...stepped...on....if They...are...always...so....wrinkled...:)??
They are not wrinkled, they are pristine. They did not have a scuff on them when I left for the office today. Also, it's hard to miss an oafish, lumbering employee walking straight into you with his fat strut pods. - MC Oleana
That...is...odd...why....would...you...wear...heels....that Do...not...match...your....skin...they...won't...blend....in!!!!
Nice try, splinternet hater, but my skin is tight, and my disposition is #Unbothered. - MC Oleana
I...have...no...doubt....your...skin...is...tight....tight Against...your...bones...with....how...arid...it...is!
WHAT PART XF #UNBXTHERED DXN'T YXU UNDERSTAND. - MC Oleana
You...used...capslock...unfortunately....please...be...careful...with....your Cortisol!your...body...is....clearly...struggling...enough...as....is u3u
In just a few hours now, we are cancelling the puppet. #ByeMister #PuppetsOverParty - MC Oleana
:33 < smash
OdE... to my sweet mister... #byemister httPs://youtu.be/A4M_jeSeF90 -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
he USEd to love when i WOULd Play for him... -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
((help this is SLAYING me 😭
The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana
i hoPe to see you in your clurch best, i will be -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Fuck I don’t own a suit. I’m a disgrace for lacking the foresight. Buying one rn.
!its tomorrow!!! !you must hurry! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I'm currently in talks about an upcoming collaboration, that I think many of you will be eXcited about. Macro Cullsmos X Sephgorea. Look forward to it. #MacroCullsmos #WatchThisSpace - MC Oleana
Purple and indigo are my least favorite. Not because I have anything against the castes. I would never say that. I just hate reading their teXt in darkmode. - MC Oleana
ᐖ U ᑈAN ALGSO AᐖJUST ᐖEM FROM ᐖEY PROFILE. WIF ᐖA GEAR BUTTON :3 ᐛ
ᐖ OOG GOTTEEM ᐛ