Oleana Nerium
@oleanderSupernova
Vice President of the business conglomerate Macro Cullsmos, and Scheduellist of Chairmancer Rose. Inventor of DynamaX Bands. Progress demands innovation.
// ooc pinned post Hello! This is my humble troll AU for Oleana Pokemon. Oleana is an Alternian troll. In adulthood, she was sent to colonize a planet called Pomon, a land overpopulated by creatures called Fiduspawn. Several generations before her, the first wave of troll colonizers captured and selectively bred the beasts, making them into what is now a media giant - an extended universe of card games, video games, anime, and more. Pomon essentially works on similar rules to the Pokemon universe. Capturing, trading, and battling are all commonplace activities for the trolls who reside there. Oleana is currently the Vice President of Macro Cullsmos, a large business conglomerate with a sizable footprint on Pomon. They are primarily concerned with energy, but have a range of other subsidiaries. Thanks to Oleana, they have also been able to capitalize on the Fiduspawn franchise with their own accessory, the Dynamax Band, utilizing the company's patented energy source. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png
Tying five of my interns to the trolley traX, and one intern to an adjoining track. Then when the highspeed thought eXperiment boX is hurling towards the five, I will make a 7th intern choose between pulling a lever and only culling the one intern, or doing nothing, and allowing the five to be culled. #Girlboss #MarketResearch - MC Oleana
Maybe if you all stopped playing games for wigglers and got a job, I wouldn't have to read insipid cautionary tales about it. You wasted your life on a game and regret it? Big surprise. - MC Oleana
Auditioning my interns for a barbershop quartet. The ones who don't make the cut will be whipped. #Girlboss #EmployeeHusbandry #InOfficeEntertainment #Violence - MC Oleana
There are s⬡me that may be w⬡ndering just why a fan page (@charmeuseCaressing) f⬡r y⬡urs truly w⬡uld ad⬡pt the title ⬡f CHAIRMINISTRANGLER rather than CHAIRMANCER, despite the fact that these are tw⬡ very different c⬡rp⬡rate r⬡les that are anything but interchangible. It is really quite simple. In the ⬡fficially licensed Fiduspawn: Saber & Aegis vide⬡ game, my ficti⬡nalized likeness is referred t⬡ as such. He is als⬡ a g⬡ldbl⬡⬡d, which I am t⬡ld is intended t⬡ make him m⬡re "relatable" t⬡ the series' pred⬡minant dem⬡graphics ⬡n Alternia. S⬡ R⬡ewzi's p⬡rtrayal was actually quite sh⬡ckingly accurate. #Chairmancing #RealFansKnewThis #R⬡ewziTruthNuke #Business #Fiduspawn #Macr⬡cullsm⬡s - MC R⬡se🌹
Is this a bad time to admit I actually never played the game myself... - MC Oleana
I signed off on some things, of course. And I was assured the fictionalized version of myself was very flattering. - MC Oleana
The wait is over. #MacroCullsmos is proud to officially announce our new collaboration with Sephgorea. I have been personally working with their team to create a new line of beauty products - the Goddess Collection. This will include a range of items, such as mascara, a bulb shadow palette, and yes... even gummy vitamins. For more drop details, just Goregle "Oleana Goddess." #Sponsored #Advertisement #Suggestive #OfNewProducts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28a4258afc48.png - MC Oleana
do the gummies taste good
that sounds awesome. can i have some.
i also don'T think i ever accepted the position, showed up to the workplace, or even know where it is actually
ALL WOMEN IN POMON KNOW HOW TO dO IS BE MEAN TO ME, BURY PUPPETS, ANd LIE. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
dAWWWW (:F I think your hair is cutesy too -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
The Chairmancer and I were necking at Diminutive Manicured Lawn Holes and Clubs. It was a tight competition, but ultimately I came out on top. @quiXoticCosmos #CompetitiveBusiness #MyBoss #DontFireMe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94c1a11738c0.jpg - MC Oleana
My last ever Picture with little mister... oh GOd oh GOd i cant believe this is haPPening #byemister httPs://i.imgur.com/g2QQFjh.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ You will not miss him for long. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ I have no such powers or delusions of grandeur ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ But give it time. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
i.. may take you uP on that... after my grief has WANEd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Patience and fidelity are oft rewarded. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Take heart in that. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
#PuppetsOverParty is here. I hope you will all join us, and watch as we put this odious marionette in the ground for good. Chitt #ByeMister, to wish him a final farewell. https://msparp.chat/byemister https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/728c17a4c57f.png - MC Oleana
ᐖ WOAGH #ᑈUNT ᐛ
ᐖ LIEK U SERVING IT NOT U AM IT ᐛ
ᐖ O FUK ISSA FUNERAL ᐛ
I didnt get to say this earlier before the service but you really are serving
Thank you. I was going for "grieving matesprit of a deceased real estate tycoon who knows a suspicious amount about poisons." - MC Oleana
Snifhjj hgghhh hghhhhh Please.. j... join us... for the... PROCEEEdINGsd.... tahnk youi/... httPs://msParP.chat/byemister #cw-death #funeral #byemister #PuPPets #mourning -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Intern stepped on one of my slewboutins so we had to have him drawn and quartered. #Violence #Gore #Girlboss #Layoffs - MC Oleana
How...could...you...tell....they...were...stepped...on....if They...are...always...so....wrinkled...:)??
They are not wrinkled, they are pristine. They did not have a scuff on them when I left for the office today. Also, it's hard to miss an oafish, lumbering employee walking straight into you with his fat strut pods. - MC Oleana
That...is...odd...why....would...you...wear...heels....that Do...not...match...your....skin...they...won't...blend....in!!!!
Nice try, splinternet hater, but my skin is tight, and my disposition is #Unbothered. - MC Oleana
I...have...no...doubt....your...skin...is...tight....tight Against...your...bones...with....how...arid...it...is!
WHAT PART XF #UNBXTHERED DXN'T YXU UNDERSTAND. - MC Oleana
You...used...capslock...unfortunately....please...be...careful...with....your Cortisol!your...body...is....clearly...struggling...enough...as....is u3u
In just a few hours now, we are cancelling the puppet. #ByeMister #PuppetsOverParty - MC Oleana
:33 < smash
OdE... to my sweet mister... #byemister httPs://youtu.be/A4M_jeSeF90 -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
he USEd to love when i WOULd Play for him... -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
((help this is SLAYING me 😭
The time is approaching. The end is nigh. Join us tomorrow for #PuppetsOverParty, where we will be wishing this wretched thing a final #ByeMister. Mourners will also get the first look at an innovative new collaboration from #MacroCullsmos X Sephgorea. See you there. ( //art credit: @tumblingTenet ) #Sponsored #Advertisement https://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.png - MC Oleana
i hoPe to see you in your clurch best, i will be -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Fuck I don’t own a suit. I’m a disgrace for lacking the foresight. Buying one rn.
!its tomorrow!!! !you must hurry! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I'm currently in talks about an upcoming collaboration, that I think many of you will be eXcited about. Macro Cullsmos X Sephgorea. Look forward to it. #MacroCullsmos #WatchThisSpace - MC Oleana
Purple and indigo are my least favorite. Not because I have anything against the castes. I would never say that. I just hate reading their teXt in darkmode. - MC Oleana
ᐖ U ᑈAN ALGSO AᐖJUST ᐖEM FROM ᐖEY PROFILE. WIF ᐖA GEAR BUTTON :3 ᐛ
ᐖ OOG GOTTEEM ᐛ
ghhh guh ghuu ghuh guh... P... Please j... Join us... F...fore the snrghhh. Ghhh,,, for the burial ANd wake of little m--m-m-m-mister on j-july 7, 8 P P Pm human EST ghhhhh #PuPPets #dEATH #funeral #mayhismemorybeablessing #iwillneverforgetyoulittlemister #loss #thewakeofmarvelouslittlemister httPs://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
May he live on. In the dirt. And only the dirt. Where he belongs. - MC Oleana
Oh Palind… I’ll be there :(
youre a WRETCHEd cunt. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
sniffle thank you najm youre a GOOd FRIENd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Watch your language. #Blacklisted #WrittenUp #Unhirable - MC Oleana
YOU YOU YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOU SERPENT TONGUEd BLIGHT ON JOY ANd MIRTH YOU MAKE ME MOTHERFUCKING SICK TO MY VERY WALK NUBS IF YOU BETTER NOT SHOW UP TO THE FUNERAL OR I SWEAR I WILL POP MY PAN -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
If you'd like, I can bring a boatload of flowers for you. Sorry for your loss, little buddy.
if you COULd that WOULd be immensely KINd of you lark... thank you for having such a loving ANd beautiful Pusher -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
So you're saying if I show up it'll be a double funeral for you and the puppet? - MC Oleana
.oh itll be a dOUBLE dEATH alright. .but not mine. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
It is once again #MacroMonday. Big things are on the horizon. #Suggestive #OfBigBusiness - MC Oleana
YES YES GO MY ILL INTENTIONS GO -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Psychic warfare is an art with which I am not versed~. But I give you my strength~!
Id take you on in trollson if i wasnt still in human texas -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I CAN TEACH YOU IM REALLY MEdIOCRE AT IT MY LUSUS SAYS -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Yes~.~.~. teach me your ways, highblood~.
okay so steP one is you NEEd to FINd a CONdUIT to focus your MINd energy TOWARdS this can be any object but use one that you feel strongly TOWARdS because itll be easier to focus on it -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I have a crystal that I use for charging up~. Will this befit the task~?
What do we do next~? Are you going to help me charge it~?
i will helP you charge anything sir take my metaPhorical Prong -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Ow. Sudden, pounding nub pain. #MyNub - MC Oleana