Oleana Nerium
@oleanderSupernova
Vice President of the business conglomerate Macro Cullsmos, and Scheduellist of Chairmancer Rouzze. Inventor of DynamaX Bands. Progress demands innovation.
// ooc pinned post Hello! This is my humble troll AU for Oleana Pokemon. Oleana is an Alternian troll. In adulthood, she was sent to colonize a planet called Pomon, a land overpopulated by creatures called Fiduspawn. Several generations before her, the first wave of troll colonizers captured and selectively bred the beasts, making them into what is now a media giant - an extended universe of card games, video games, anime, and more. Pomon essentially works on similar rules to the Pokemon universe. Capturing, trading, and battling are all commonplace activities for the trolls who reside there. Oleana is currently the Vice President of Macro Cullsmos, a large business conglomerate with a sizable footprint on Pomon. They are primarily concerned with energy, but have a range of other subsidiaries. Thanks to Oleana, they have also been able to capitalize on the Fiduspawn franchise with their own accessory, the Dynamax Band, utilizing the company's patented energy source. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png
Treating myself to an eXtravagant third meal after a very long, productive week. If you had the same drive, hustle, and work ethic, this could be you too. #Girlboss #Grind #Motivational #TreatYourself #Food #FoodPic #Delicious #Foodie #FoodLover #FoodCorn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2cf366f6b734.png - MC Oleana
Oleana, you know I’m usually on your side, but I don’t know about this one.
Wait. This is the wrong image. Please don't think less of me. - MC Oleana
i can alm0st taste the pixels. nice.
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Decadent...
Your name is HILDAH THUBAN. God DAMN do you love your job. Even amongst your ELITELY mirthful peers, you are a CHAMPION of SUBJUGGLATION and a DECORATED RINGMASTER of your own tent in the Dark Carnival. You are the CHOSEN HEROINE of the mythical dragon RESHIRAM, and with the blazing blue flare of TRUTH behind your ROTATING BIZARSENAL, there is nothing that any SCUMSUCKING IDEALIST GUTTERBLOOD can do to stop you. From your spiraling tower, you help to maintain the peace of your assigned colony, POMON. Unless you're in the mood to disturb it, which is as OCCASIONAL as it is your MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHRIGHT. You like to engage in the cultural zeitgeist that dominates your planet's professional, recreational, and economical spheres, FIDUSPAWN; you are as formidable of a beast on the MAKE-BELIEVE BATTLEFIELD as you are on the REAL ONE. The WARRIOR'S BURDEN also follows you home when you aren't at work or at play, forcing you into nightly WRANGLING SESSIONS between YOURSELF, your FIERY, OVERBOARING MOTHER, and your CO-GLADIATOR. This often results in you walking away SOOT-FACED and SINGED TO SHIT, though your unruly mane grows back unrealistically fast. You enjoy yourself a good CONCERT, catching the early-morning GAME on the PROPAGANDA BOX, and long STALKS on UNDELLA BEACH. You're told you have a TOOTHY smile, even when you manage to keep your mouth shut. :oX Your trolltag is achromaticCrusade [AC] and you type with the GUTTUЯRAL GЯROWL of a woman who WANTS FOЯR _OTHING. STOP ASKI_G. (( Lore overview to be added in replies! )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c8f6cbd0c29.png
Got all 9 of my unpaid interns digging holes on their day off. #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7863bf4a02e6.png - MC Oleana
I CANNOT DESCRIBE. THE AGONIZING SHAPES MY GANDERNERVES TIE THEMSELVES INTO. WITH THE FORCE OF MY EYEROLL. WHEN I CLICK INTO A PROFILE. ONLY TO SEE. THAT DICK AND JANE HAVE FIVE MATESPRITS EACH. FIRST OF ALL. WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED CHEATING. SECOND. IF YOU ADVERTISE YOUR ROSTER. EXPECT COMPETITION. AND THIRD. LISTING OUT YOUR ENTIRE COURTLY HAREM. IN RANKED ORDER. IS A JOB FOR TRUSTED EUNUCHS ONLY. TO BE SEALED IN A TOME. WHERE NO ONE CAN BE STRUCK BLIND AND STERILE BY THE SIGHT. POSTING SUCH THINGS. IN THE TOWN SQUARE. IS A RECIPE FOR INTERCONSORT CONFLICT.
WHAT THE HELL?
I'm still looking at this.
fOCUS ON THE GAME, gIRL,
mmmmmmmmm.....
WHUH #POLYCULE?
tO BE FAIR, i'M NOT THERE YET BUT, tHAT'S A FUTURE THING TO PREVENT, a TIME PARADOX i THINK,
hrm
THERE IS NO GAME HOW DO YOU ABOUT THAT.
Know. About.
oH UMM,,, wELL, i'LL CATCH YOU ON nIGHT 3 FOR SURE, oKAY?
Not to question our immutable and very scientifically based quadrant system. Or to actually imply anything about my own quadrants. But do we really need auspisticism, that much? If I want to have a toXic, mutually destructive kismesissitude that ends in maiming, destruction of public property, broken social circles, and/or devastating legislacerator fees... that's my business. Keep your mediate reacts to yourself. #Violence #NSFW #RelationshipAdvice #HotTake - MC Oleana
tr0lls by and large suck at self-regulating blackrom. can't g0 wasting recruits left and right tw0 everyone thinking with their bulges until they die. i do kind 0f think its status as an actual fulltime quad is just there because 4 is in fact c0oler than 3 th0ugh.
No, you are not alone. I think this is a very enlightened perspective and I thank you for sharing it. - MC Oleana
I used to think this, but seeing some of the sorry trolls on this platform has started to persuade me otherwise. Some of the trolls on here are too pathetic to engage a kismesis if one walked right up to them and slapped them. - MC Oleana
I've never considered this application for an auspistice... Have my interns been auspisticing me this whole time...? - MC Oleana
paradox-breaching platf0rms someh0w give the widest and w0rst representative sample of anything.
You're almost certainly right. I shouldn't be using this cesspool as a sample size for the average troll. - MC Oleana
#fishingfriday #fitcheck as our wweekly foray into maritime recreation drawws to a close (wwith nary evven a single damn post in the tag wwtf is wwrong wwith you guys) i am once again carryin on the tradition a furnishin you all wwith photographic commemoration a the day i had out on the wwater "the fishing wwas good. it wwas the catching that wwas bad" -barak trollbama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8f1e58286f7.png off to the masquerade
What I mean to say is. Lose the trunks an put your clothes back on. You look cheap. - MC Oleana
do you need that many toe rings
love the gills
wwell noww im leavvin them on fuck you you look cheap
do i NEED them no but wwhy shouldnt i havve wwhat i wwant
NOT VERY MUCH FIT TO CHECK. SO I AM FORCED TO COMMENT ON THE WHORISH ARCH OF YOUR BACK. AND THE PUBLIC DISPLAY OF GILLS BEFORE ME. 8/10. SHORTS ARE TOO LONG. AND FAR TOO OPAQUE.
#FishingWithTheFellas
i lovve the toe rings eridan keep up the great wwork you look marvvelous
thanks eridan i am certain youre wwearin just as many if not more makin us comrades in this game a adornin our tootsies
the most royal toes in the entire sea that is for darn sure my sea wwolvves bark up a storm wwithout an assemblage of toe prints and gold bands
To be clear, I am not being "clever," in implying I am not going to the masquerade, only to show up in an event-appropriate disguise. I am quite literally embroiled in a campaign... of sorts. A... business campaign. And do not wish to disrupt the already harrowing scheduling it takes to make these things happen. #Girlboss #SchedulingConflicts - MC Oleana
ᐖ WIIIIIIIIIMK ᐛ
No. Don't wink at me. I am being so serious. If you eXpect to see me there, you will leave disappointed. - MC Oleana
ᐖ WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBNK ᐛ
ᐖ LAWL I LIEK U OLLIE ᐛ
I hate to say it, but you're growing on me as well. Despite our very pointless digital repartees. - MC Oleana
ᐖ THAS TEH POWER OF #ᑈLAIREBEAR BABEY !!!1! ALSO 🔥🔥🔥BIG WORᐖZ🔥🔥🔥 I GOT ONE TOO HOLᐖ ON. ORᑈHESTRA. ᐛ
I hate to disappoint. But sadly I'll be missing the masquerade, as I am a very important troll, with very important and business-like prior engagements to attend to. - MC Oleana
Using my intern's horns as a whetstone to sharpen the heels of my Slewboutins. #Girlboss #TGIF - MC Oleana
I LOVE #MASSLAYOFFS. IT'S LIKE #BATTLEROYALE AT #WORK.
For the ones that guy fired, like 1, 2 and etc, can I have their hats?
All I'm saying is a woman can't even eat her kismesis in the privacy of her own hive in the presence of her sizable Chittr audience without people turning on her. #LetHerCook #Solidarity #WomenHelpingWomen #NSFW #NSFWE #Violence #Cannibalism I don't know what to tag this... - MC Oleana
th1s 1s the only #g1rlboss th1ng of hers 1 th1nk 1ll have to begrudg1ngly support
Frankly we should always be supporting our #Girlbosses. - MC Oleana
erm, thats a no from me! some of them are too pathet1c about 1t
1f youre ask1ng that quest1on then you have lost yourself to the plot
I believe in supporting women even when they're pathetic and pitiable. ESPECIALLY then. I believe in LIFTING WXMEN UP! Kind of sad that you don't. #Unwoke - MC Oleana
ok troll 1 don’t know and thusly don’t g1ve a fuck about your op1n1on of me, have fun w1th that! lol lmao
Okay troll that replied to my post in the first place. Sorry you couldn't hold up your half of the argument. - MC Oleana
that’s bc 1 don’t care to try also 1 was react1ng to my fr1end
...Do you think he tastes more like surf, or turf........? - MC Oleana
Pr🕸️bably similar t🕸️ any 🕸️ther vi🕸️let. Decent mix 🕸️f b🕸️th.
If this is about Cronus, 100% TERF except the F definitely doesn't apply to him to just TER #cullcronus
Pretend like I didn't make a spelling mistake. Also, this isn't about him. - MC Oleana
I mean this with the most deference and I hope this is not taken wrong. But there are some highbloods that I simply. Do not know how to respond to in a respectful manner. - MC Oleana
though i cannot speak to any other troll's belief or preference in this regard, i have sonne thoughts. sinnply put, there is no reason for you to be concerned uuith such a thing. you are already conducting yourself in a nnanner far above the expectations of a troll of your station, sonnething that i nnean uuith utnnost sincerity and uuarnnness of intent. you are outshining sonne of the highbloods i have knouun in nny tinne. and perhaps if they cannot connnnand respect of their ouun nnerit, they should not be given it.
... I will concede. Gamzee Makara thwarted my security detail and proceeded to knock the seeds straight out of my melon. A handful of times. A handful of dozen of times, if his posts are to be believed. Pardon me if I have trouble keeping count. But they say that the way to a man's heart ultimately is through his stomach. And folks, have I EVER got supper in the oven.
Sorry. What.
Agh- Nothing. Nothing at all! Carry on!
And have you got one yet.
GREAT. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME CAN'T YOU SEE IM IN THE MIDST OF A DOMESTIC DISPUTE HERE?
Are you going to do a review on these "gamburgers or whatever you calld them?
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Will you be posting any sort of cooking video? Food review? Mukbang, perhaps? Out of curiosity. If you could get back to me on this that would be great. Thank you. - MC Oleana
If Anything I Would Simply Prefer They Do Whatever They Call This Kind Of Overly Graphic Caliginous Parody Play Somewhere Else Any Place We All Wont Be Unwittingly Subjected To It In The Middle Of The Workday Would Be Ideal
Im Trying To Enjoy My Fifteen Minute Break And This Has All Really Soured My Mood
Must suck to get a front-row seat to someone else's comically disastrous failhookups while you're trying to lock in. My simulated heart simulates bleeding for you.
Thank you. I'm happy for them, I just wish they wouldn't shove the gratuitous bloodshed in our faces. - MC Oleana
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PARODY PLAY.
I Could Stand To Be Happier About If Were Being Honest But I Do Have A Lingering Suspicion That I Most Likely Wont Be
Ideally live-chit the entire alterc8tion after you get your meddling fronds involved, 8uuuuuuuut I am equally satisfied just with having made you interact with this horseplay a little more. ::::)
That Sounds About Right Well Since Youve Shown Your True Ends I Suppose Its Time To Cut The Cord On This One
What I want to know is, what's for third meal? - MC Oleana
Im Probably Going To Make A Frittata Tonight Or Something Which Is The Epitome Of Phoning It In I Suppose
I would much prefer that over what it sounds like others on the timeline may be serving up. Personally. I'm sure it will be delicious. - MC Oleana
Am I glad he's baked in there, and that we're out here- - MC Oleana
I like this one.
I always appreciate your efforts, Miss Nerium.
Am I glad he's mirthful in there, and that we're out here, and that he's the messiah, and that we're mirthful out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered we're out here. What I want to know is, where's the clown? - MC Oleana
I think there's something wrong with my husktop. - MC Oleana
WHY ARE YOU ALL DOING '''MEMES''' ABOUT THIS?! HE'S KILLING HER!
Was buried sniff nub-deep in paperwork. What did I miss? - MC Oleana
Fun to pretend a moon is in peril? Potentiality meaning massive ramifications for a planet's gravitational pull? - MC Oleana
i uuas on teann stop that if it nneans you uuill not be so. terse and scornful sounding.
oh. uuell. considering the fact that i ann currently looking at the nnoons circling nny planet, there uuas never any true danger. here, at least.
i ann beginning to see the stirrings. that seenns nnore innportant than the nnoon thing.
Personally, I have become a daywalker since coming to Pomon. The transition is hard but you get used to the slight tingling sensation of the sun's rays. Some never do though, and I pity them. #DaylightGrind - MC Oleana
Gotta have your mindset for the grindset.
The sun has never looked more beautiful than it does cresting over the horizon from of my office window. - MC Oleana
A place where y.o°u can .o°penly w.o°rk even under the sunlight..? W.o°nderfully...
They want it, they don't want to work for it. Hate to see it.
Truly it is idyllic, to be under office lighting fiXtures during the daytime. - MC Oleana