♦ pitied by @oleanderSupernova
every time something is tagged #vaguepost or a post is even slightly sort of suggestive in a mysterious way i have to tug on my leash (hh) to stop myself from immediately commenting who is this about tell me who this is about who is this about who are you talking about can i know who this is about
- Maybe I change fate. Maybe I can save the show. Two Kismmeses. Maybe I can FIX EVERYTHING #IWantCandy #RVSPingForTheRailToo
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
- You are VERY welcomme. 😌 #RandommlyMadeALatteByTheBy #JustFeltLikeIt
- Miss Neriumm, you have done it AGAIN, mma'amm! 👏😨🙂↕️
- Ohh, haha... if you're sure. I'll bring you back a mmug. If you want. 😀😅 - I'll troll you right now! #OmmwToYourInbox
if ur at #eridanweek u bettr li$$ten to #BIGFATA$$ ft troll bhad grubbie xo) 🎶🎤🎧 https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV 🎧🎤🎶 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/363009cce4d7.jpeg
HELPICACNTSTOPSPINNINGAT#ERIDANREEK
.Psht. no freaking thanks ill take my culling from bare TROLLIAN OR dRONE HANdS. imPerial dRONE cull me here ANd NOW
- EXCELLENT PLAY, MA'AM! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! #MayIComme #MacroMay #PleaseRehire #Please #P,lease #Please
- Sommeone just knocked mme over #Fell #EridanWeek
WOW I SURE LOVE ALL THE cROCKERCORP BRAND, eRIDAN-BASED, fOOD AND BEVERAGES HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK #cROCKERCORP #cONSUME #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence
ghsts are fake and cann.o°t d.o° antything t.o° rusts it is fake myth legend fallseh.o°d.o° thaey can't d.o°n't talk t.o° me .o°n this matter
happy #eridanweek day 2 #imcoming to your timeline to remind you of todays writing prompts: DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE and i have been given a bonus list promoted and sponsored from crockercorp directly and days 2s bonus prompt option is: hipster scarf shibari @captiousGestures and i hope to see you join this writing challenge today! 0v0 (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, Eridan Ampora/Reader, #nsfw, writing prompts, writing challenge, content rating: M)
9n an unrelated n9te, n9t inspired 6y any s9rt 9f recent events, I want t9 remind any9ne practicing #celi6acy t9 remain steadfast in y9ur c9nvicti9ns, n9 matter what s9rt 9f temptresses cr9ss y9ur Chittr feed 9r y9ur thinkpan. And remem6er, stay away fr9m Eridan Week. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
As we prepare f9r an9ther night 9f #eridanweek, I have 6egun t9 rec9nsider my stance 9n the entire affair. After spending the past few h9urs painstakingly scr9lling thr9ugh the entire hashtag and 6earing witness t9 the carnage, I must rescind my supp9rt f9r #every9neweek, and in fact, rescind my supp9rt f9r any9ne having a #week at all. It is n9t s9mething I d9 lightly, and I ap9l9gize t9 every9ne wh9 had expressed interest in #every9neweek, 6ut I cann9t keep silent. I, like many 9f y9u, had 6een tricked int9 thinking it was an earnest, intellectual cele6rati9n 9f life and unlife achievements. I see n9w that it is n9thing 6ut an excuse f9r want9n hed9nism and de6auchery, and I simply cann9t stand t9 see six m9re nights 9f attendees tearing 9ne an9ther apart f9r n9 real reas9n. If y9u, like me, find y9urself appalled at yesternight's events, j9in me as I take a 6rave stand against the madness and hav9c 9f Eridan Week. With en9ugh 9f y9u p9sting str9ngly w9rded Chitts a69ut y9ur dissatisfacti9n, the event 9rganizers will have n9 ch9ice 6ut t9 heed 9ur w9rds and put an end t9 this gr9ss act 9f 9verindulgence. Please use the f9ll9wing hashtags t9 ensure y9ur p9st reaches the pr9per audience. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
THEY'RE TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME LIKE TROLL IPHIGENIA SO IT DOESN'T RAIN DURING THE PERFORMANCES. #ERIDANWEEK
wOULD IT BE WEIRD IF, i WAS AT #eRIDANwEEK AND, mY PROFILE PIC WAS, a GIRL EVEN IF, i AM, a BOY? #iMCOMING
↗️SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY TIE CLIP AND THEN DOUBLED BACK AND TOOK THE ENTIRE TIE.↗️ ↘️i was literally wearing it.↘️ ↗️I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED.↗️
I THINK THERE'S A CRACK IN MY FUCKING RIBCAGE. I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE IN THIS PIT. I JUST SAW SOMEONE PISSING INTO THEIR OWN MOUTH STANDING UP.
Speaking More Specifically Six Of The Grubs Are Stuck Together And So As Ive Been Working Today Ive Had To Carry Them Around A Single Very Loud Unit
Furthermore Im Not Sure What #splop Could Possibly Mean Either
hello chittr! 0v0 did anyone have any dreams they would like to tell rankmaid-sensei about perhaps involving someone else maybe ( tags: dreaming of you, moist dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M )
Although I remain entirely uninvested in the stakes and inner workings of an alien hierarchy, I'm still #ComingWithYou. #ImComing
.o°thers awakening while I have been driving all day sleep is f.o°r suckers
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
↗️IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BUY MY ERIDANCOIN, I WILL SELL IT TO YOU. I'M RECOUPING SOME LOSSES HERE.↗️ ↘️they're going to liquidate my assets if i don't keep up.↘️
you looked at my p<ofile... im... ?o hono<ed. i might faint. oh gog it'? happening it'? ha??ddddddffffhfhhhhhhhhh
- Eridan will NEVER #CommeAgain when she's done Handing his thorax to himm. #JusticeCommesFirst
can you say that again
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
↗️I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO INVEST IN RUMBLECOIN.↗️ ↘️my physically capable superiors just called me an idiot. but i have to put more boons into eridancoin and amporacoin↘️ ↗️THIS CAN'T BE ANOTHER PUMP AND DUMP SCHEME.↗️
↗️FUCC I AM LOSING EVERYTHING.↗️
↘️my portfolio is in shambles.↘️
- Ohhh. Oh, yeah. This fish is getting FRIED. 😂😂😂😂 #CopyrightLaw
i dont really know anything about cryptocurrency but will someone tell me which one i need to purchase to see two human men have sex i dont really understand i think one is called rumble and one is something to do with seadwellers please whats going on please can someone help me quickly please hello (tags: cryptocurrancy, whats going on in the stock market, are those two things connected, i dont really know, please help me, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
- #LordDeabth #PleaseLetMeCLearMyInboxFirst #EmmailsThenIDie #IfThatsOkWithYouIfNotICommpletelyUnderstand,Thanks
- DEATH? #Immdyign #Dying ##Dying #Dying #DyingForReal #HeartAttart https://i.ibb.co/yFZSVMKS/immage.png
- Oleana! I;mm comming in late tommorrow... LOL! 😆 #GetIt #BecauseImmDie
- I offer admminstrangulative services to seasoned FLARPers off- and on-* the Nursery Planet! Tell your friends/least untrustworthy enemmies! Tell your clouder! Tell your clouder's clouder! And then tell THEM to troll ME for a Helping Hand! 👋😄🤺 #HandyHelpersKnowFLARP
- Rest in piles, Farkuss... you were REALLY decent at helping mme collect office donations for the mmid-sweep Grubs4Grub Drive. But not at staying #LockedIn 😟
Wack I'm 2o glad I'm #fun3mploy3d
gOoDbYe 100,000 bOoNdOlLaRs hElLo fIvE GrOcErIeS. hOnK. #EaRtH-C-InFlAtIoN #fOoDsHoPpInG #tWoBoTtLeSoFfAyGoAnDoNeJaRoFjElLy
Mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry, mommy?
oKAY, yOU KNOW WHAT, tHIS IS TRUE, aND PRETTY DEEP, aCTUALLY,
i'M REGULAR }:)
The Carb.o°nated Caravanserai is pr.o°ud t.o° be a part .o°f #Macr.o°May and ann.o°unce #MayIC.o°me @.o°leanderSupern.o°va
I think there sh.o°uld be m.o°re pr.o°fessi.o°nal netw.o°rking g.o°ing .o°n here t.o° be quite h.o°nestlly ab.o°ut all .o°f this unless this is a type .o°f pr.o°fessi.o°nal I misunderst.o°o.d fr.o°m the starting .o°f it
- OLEANA PLEASE #MayIComme
- I thought you were supposed to chit #ImmComming to get a corporate job you barely mmanaged to get a Hand on back. I thought that was
- Ok... but who is Eridan and why is he weak? 😟
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- PLEAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REHIRE MMMMMMEEEEEE
- She told mme to Chit #ImmComming, so I'mm Chitting "#ImmComming"
#BringThemBack #Lolcats
hey guys tell me if this SOUNdS mirthful enough: brothers ANd sisters of the gigglePews TOdAY we gather here to celebrate the beautiful ritual that is PoPPing various faygo FOURdIES ANd GRINdING our teeth on the WICKEd tasty uhhhh fuck i dONT knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww clutching my HEAd
SUICIdE POSTPONEd SHE RESPONdEd httPs://i.imgur.com/Kuc7nHn.Png
- OH, Oleana... you do remmemmber! You do care!
My handle is s.o° l.o°ng that .o°n m.o°bile I have t.o° scr.o°ll t.o° the side t.o° see my n.o°tificati.o°ns but that is .o°kay because this is my brand and g°o.o°d and c.o°hesive branding is imp.o°rtant when building a brand and market
ah you knnow. mmy trannsgressionns catchinng up to mme
The seagulls were chatty outside my window this morning. Fine by me - they got here first.
d0 y0u accept n0n-0lives? asking f0r a friend.
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
- Yes! Yes, that was mme! Sommetimmes when I brought it, you'd nod at mme with mmild approval! That was mme, Mint!