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@achillesAnalogue

Gardner | Prince of Time | Horse Enthusiast | Obligatory Texan | Unofficial Chittr DJ

Blood: TealKult Score: 3253Kull Score: 263724 followers24 following
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38af8ff9a91e.png It's probably time that I update my icon. I'm not that young anymore, haha.

Y'all, someone has made off with my unusually large cowboy hat. If you see it, let me know please.

Kult: +52
Kull: +40
Total: 92
Ratio: 1.30

there's a criminell around here somewhere...

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇
T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.
Scoutmartyr's Honor
This user has peaked every mountain, crossed every valley, trekked across terrain thought impossible, and in this venerable stride, has decorated her sash with every badge of honor.
Fleethoofed
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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

hmm..

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YUCKY PENNY
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Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@chillerAficionado[CA]

I'll help you hunt that criminal down.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Thanks so much, Casper. I say, what a fine hat you've got, pardner.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
OZA-TAP Official
This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Oh, thank you for noticing. I've owned it all along. [Tipping my unecessarily large cowboy hat] Where did you last see it

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I had placed it into its usual spot on my custom hat rack, which is in my bedroom. Respiteblock, I suppose. Anyway, just so happens to be obviously missing this time around.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
OZA-TAP Official
This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Curious...... Well. I'll keep an eye out for it.................

Kult: +10
Total: 10

You're a real ally of justice, Casper, I appreciate it.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

FUCK NEW YOUNG SCROLLS DROP

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
Observed.
This user is being watched.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

WHAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxsUYNg5NZU

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I can't take credit, @crypticClinomaniac shared the drop with me.

my prong is on the pullse. of the yung scrolls

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
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@gardenGnostic[GG]

okay so the name is maybe a little much and so is the album name but you HAVE to listen to it! the bass is sooo groovy! i am totally going to learn this song!!!

Kult: +40
Kull: +20
Total: 60
Ratio: 2.00
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lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
@tenaciousCorvid[TC]

\ fr0m my exper1ence, the we1rdest t1tles c0nta1n the m0st rad1cal s0und! /

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Puppymoded
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@gardenGnostic[GG]

honestly that may be true!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Unverified
A user of ambiguous repute.
nonbinary
love yourself
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Prideful
This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
@lawboundInsomniac[LI]

"wwwwonderful slippery thing" is wwwwhat i call an eel

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
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@gardenGnostic[GG]

good name for eels!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

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Total: 5

God damn it now I have to listen to that album again.

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
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A user of unestablished repute
@lovwerBoy[LB]

it's such a good ass album

@lovwerBoy[LB]

It seriously is.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I. Think I may have killed a guy. #AtLeastHeFellIntoAGrave #ItsTheSmallThings

Kult: +21
Kull: +2
Total: 23
Ratio: 10.50

OH GOD SHE JUMPED IN #goodbyemister

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Come help us give a solemn good-bye to Little Mister, a fine confidant and unfortunately deceased puppet. Please be respectful of your fellow mourners... https://msparp.chat/byemister #ByeMister #Please #DoNotWhipItOut #ForLittleMister

Kult: +15
Total: 15

put my pHone into a bladstic bag so I can hcitt in a codl shower

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈
This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.
@cryhoundColortura[CC]

THIS IS INGENIUS !! !! !!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Why didn't they include a taste and smell description this time? #suggestive #PLEASE

Kult: +96
Kull: +93
Total: 189
Ratio: 1.03
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Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ nO but like- FR. ○ ● ○

Kull: +2
Total: 2

PLEASE

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

WHAT THE HELL.

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

... Run it by me in DM first. <:|

I won't apologize for my attraction.

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

DUDE?

im shaking your hand crazy stylle

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I WON'T BE SHAMED FOR MY ATTRACTION EITHER

Kult: +2
Total: 2

IM NOT SHAMING YOU??? WHY WOULD I DO THAT? It’s just NOT what I was expecting when opening chittr today

The shock value really caught me off guard

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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
The narrator
Those of whom make fate take a knee
𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
Luxury Class Chittrer
This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@bulgeCurator[BC]

꧁https:⎠⎠cdn.imgchest.com⎠files⎠b21eb6a56591.png the people love jane's nook i guess #nsfw꧂

Kult: +57
Kull: +27
Total: 84
Ratio: 2.11
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Rabies
This user has gone viral in more than one way.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@adrenalinesCharge[AC]

~HO~ly shit the pe~Ople l~Ove h~Ole #nsfw~

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Rabies
This user has gone viral in more than one way.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_ogh_my_gawd_xx

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Knotty
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lesbian
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Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@bummelBoogie[BB]

put that senten(e on a t-shirt

ghhh guh ghuu ghuh guh... P... Please j... Join us... F...fore the snrghhh. Ghhh,,, for the burial ANd wake of little m--m-m-m-mister on j-july 7, 8 P P Pm human EST ghhhhh #PuPPets #dEATH #funeral #mayhismemorybeablessing #iwillneverforgetyoulittlemister #loss #thewakeofmarvelouslittlemister httPs://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

Kult: +100
Kull: +67
Total: 167
Ratio: 1.49

May he live on. In the dirt. And only the dirt. Where he belongs. - MC Oleana

Kult: +2
Kull: +4
Total: 6
Ratio: 0.50

Oh Palind… I’ll be there :(

Kult: +5
Total: 5

youre a WRETCHEd cunt. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

sniffle thank you najm youre a GOOd FRIENd -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Watch your language. #Blacklisted #WrittenUp #Unhirable - MC Oleana

Kull: +9
Total: 9

YOU YOU YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOU SERPENT TONGUEd BLIGHT ON JOY ANd MIRTH YOU MAKE ME MOTHERFUCKING SICK TO MY VERY WALK NUBS IF YOU BETTER NOT SHOW UP TO THE FUNERAL OR I SWEAR I WILL POP MY PAN -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

If you'd like, I can bring a boatload of flowers for you. Sorry for your loss, little buddy.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

if you COULd that WOULd be immensely KINd of you lark... thank you for having such a loving ANd beautiful Pusher -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

Kult: +10
Total: 10

So you're saying if I show up it'll be a double funeral for you and the puppet? - MC Oleana

Kull: +2
Total: 2

.oh itll be a dOUBLE dEATH alright. .but not mine. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I should go on another Time bender. #substances #uh #intoxication

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20
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YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@chillerAficionado[CA]

That sounds fucked up.

Yeag.

What the HELL is going on with this wave of horse slander???

Kult: +40
Kull: +35
Total: 75
Ratio: 1.14
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@algorithmCarnage[AC]

horses suck();

Uh, wrong.

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gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@castleYokle[CY]

they_stand_on_their_toenails_._._._._and_if_they_flex_their_own_muscles_hard_enough_they_can_break_their_own_legs_._._._._i_think_a_little_hate_._._._._is_warranted_.

@castleYokle[CY]

Why would hate be warranted just for the way they're built?

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gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@castleYokle[CY]

pardon_me_for_saying_but_they_are_built_fucked_up

@castleYokle[CY]

They're also loyal and intelligent.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
@castleYokle[CY]

so_are_dolphins_who_are_also_built_fucked_up_.

My life has become that episode of KotH where Dale thinks he has rabies. Only with real rabies.

Kult: +34
Kull: +20
Total: 54
Ratio: 1.70

I haven’t had this bad of a headache in forever

Kult: +5
Total: 5

…Lark I may need to ask you to slow down or pause time for her long enough for me to administer the vaccine. I genuinely feel like shit asking but I really can’t think of another way

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I can make it happen.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Please and thank you

@crypticCrimelord

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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Beforian
Those who came before us.
@crypticCrimelord[CC]

Reminds me of my gllory days...

I thought it kinda matched your vibe.

I saw someone else post Zappa on the timeline the other day, so I guess now it's my turn.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Taking Palind to HEB asap.

Kult: +27
Kull: +15
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.80
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> What ¡ડ a HEB

Texan grocery store chain, known mostly for great service and low prices. Also known for really delicious prepared food.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> Oohh that ડoundડ n¡ce :))

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@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

if you ♯arent ♯testing ♯poisons on ♯yourself then ♯whatareyoudoing

Kult: +95
Kull: +80
Total: 175
Ratio: 1.19

Alas, like flies to honey, your poison has drawn me to your post. Sorry, buddy.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Pendra's Orb
♯heknows
@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

i am ♯building ♯myconstitution

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
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@laxLitterateur[LL]

how eLLse am i meant to know which ones i can chug for a fun party trick

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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♯heknows
@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

♯silence ♯yourforkedtongue & ♯begone from ♯mypost / & the ♯saying is ♯beestohoney

Kult: +14
Kull: +2
Total: 16
Ratio: 7.00
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@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

♯yes as a ♯purpleblood more of ♯you should be ♯guzzling ♯poisons & ♯toxins & seeing ♯howmuch ♯yourbody can ♯tolerate / ♯remember / if it ♯hurts then ♯itsworking & you should ♯keepdoingit

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

wa1t th1s guy's funny w1th 1t tho

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Survived the security certificate expiration event.
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@laxLitterateur[LL]

thanks iLLLL keep that in mind -v-b

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♯heknows
@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

♯makesatotallygenuineface

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♯heknows
@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

to ♯whom?

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

to me the v1ewer

@crackedTungsten Yo what's the logistics for interreality travel so one of my buddies from here could visit?

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

Not much on the logistic side needed. Where they are relative to us and I can deal with it from there

Nevermind, just saw who you’re talking about. Easy enough.

Kult: +5
Total: 5