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@achillesAnalogue

Gardner | Prince of Time | Horse Enthusiast | Obligatory Texan | Unofficial Chittr DJ

Blood: TealKult Score: 3253Kull Score: 263724 followers 24 following

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Y'all, someone has made off with my unusually large cowboy hat. If you see it, let me know please.

Kult: +52

Kull: +40

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.30

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

there's a criminell around here somewhere...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

hmm..

@chillerAficionado[CA]

I'll help you hunt that criminal down.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Thanks so much, Casper. I say, what a fine hat you've got, pardner.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Oh, thank you for noticing. I've owned it all along. [Tipping my unecessarily large cowboy hat] Where did you last see it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

I had placed it into its usual spot on my custom hat rack, which is in my bedroom. Respiteblock, I suppose. Anyway, just so happens to be obviously missing this time around.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @achillesAnalogue[AA]

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Curious...... Well. I'll keep an eye out for it.................

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

You're a real ally of justice, Casper, I appreciate it.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

FUCK NEW YOUNG SCROLLS DROP

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

@malleablePersonage[MP]

WHAT

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxsUYNg5NZU

youtube.comyoutube.com

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @achillesAnalogue[AA]

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

I can't take credit, @crypticClinomaniac shared the drop with me.

@crypticClinomaniac

↩ @achillesAnalogue[AA]

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

my prong is on the pullse. of the yung scrolls

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

SpotifyEarthmoverHave A Nice Life · Deathconsciousness · Song · 2008open.spotify.com

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

God damn it now I have to listen to that album again.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

it's such a good ass album

↩ @lovwerBoy[LB]

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

It seriously is.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

I. Think I may have killed a guy. #AtLeastHeFellIntoAGrave #ItsTheSmallThings

#atleasthefellintoagrave #itsthesmallthings

Kult: +21

Kull: +2

Total: 23

Ratio: 10.50

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

OH GOD SHE JUMPED IN #goodbyemister

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Come help us give a solemn good-bye to Little Mister, a fine confidant and unfortunately deceased puppet. Please be respectful of your fellow mourners... https://msparp.chat/byemister #ByeMister #Please #DoNotWhipItOut #ForLittleMister

msparp.chatMxRPmsparp.chat

#donotwhipitout #please #byemister #forlittlemister

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

put my pHone into a bladstic bag so I can hcitt in a codl shower

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

THIS IS INGENIUS !! !! !!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Why didn't they include a taste and smell description this time? #suggestive #PLEASE

#please #suggestive

Kult: +96

Kull: +93

Total: 189

Ratio: 1.03

@mirthfulMiracleworker[MM]

○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ nO but like- FR. ○ ● ○

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

PLEASE

@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

WHAT THE HELL.

↩ @bulgeCurator[BC]

@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

... Run it by me in DM first. <:|

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

I won't apologize for my attraction.

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

@crackedTungsten[CT]

DUDE?

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@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

im shaking your hand crazy stylle

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

I WON'T BE SHAMED FOR MY ATTRACTION EITHER

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@crackedTungsten[CT]

IM NOT SHAMING YOU??? WHY WOULD I DO THAT? It’s just NOT what I was expecting when opening chittr today

↩ @crypticClinomaniac[CC]

@crackedTungsten[CT]

The shock value really caught me off guard

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

I should go on another Time bender. #substances #uh #intoxication

#intoxication #uh #substances

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

@chillerAficionado[CA]

That sounds fucked up.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Yeag.

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

What the HELL is going on with this wave of horse slander???

Kult: +40

Kull: +35

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.14

@algorithmCarnage[AC]

horses suck();

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Uh, wrong.

@castleYokle[CY]

they_stand_on_their_toenails_._._._._and_if_they_flex_their_own_muscles_hard_enough_they_can_break_their_own_legs_._._._._i_think_a_little_hate_._._._._is_warranted_.

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Why would hate be warranted just for the way they're built?

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@castleYokle[CY]

pardon_me_for_saying_but_they_are_built_fucked_up

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

They're also loyal and intelligent.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@castleYokle[CY]

so_are_dolphins_who_are_also_built_fucked_up_.

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

My life has become that episode of KotH where Dale thinks he has rabies. Only with real rabies.

Kult: +34

Kull: +20

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.70

@crackedTungsten[CT]

I haven’t had this bad of a headache in forever

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@crackedTungsten[CT]

…Lark I may need to ask you to slow down or pause time for her long enough for me to administer the vaccine. I genuinely feel like shit asking but I really can’t think of another way

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

I can make it happen.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@crackedTungsten[CT]

Please and thank you

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

@crypticCrimelord

SpotifySlayerpunk2077Aaron F. Bianchi Jupiter · Slayerpunk2077 · Song · 2022open.spotify.com

@crypticCrimelord

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@crypticCrimelord[CC]

Reminds me of my gllory days...

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

I thought it kinda matched your vibe.

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

I saw someone else post Zappa on the timeline the other day, so I guess now it's my turn.

SpotifyDirty LoveFrank Zappa, The Mothers · Over-Nite Sensation · Song · 1973open.spotify.com

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Taking Palind to HEB asap.

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> What ¡ડ a HEB

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Texan grocery store chain, known mostly for great service and low prices. Also known for really delicious prepared food.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @achillesAnalogue[AA]

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> Oohh that ડoundડ n¡ce :))

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

@crackedTungsten Yo what's the logistics for interreality travel so one of my buddies from here could visit?

@crackedTungsten

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@crackedTungsten[CT]

Not much on the logistic side needed. Where they are relative to us and I can deal with it from there

↩ @crackedTungsten[CT]

@crackedTungsten[CT]

Nevermind, just saw who you’re talking about. Easy enough.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Goregle, show me the requirements for a Heroic Death. #self-harm #cw:selfharm #nsfw #drygirlsummer

#nsfw #drygirlsummer #cw #self-harm

Kult: +26

Kull: +19

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.37

@graveyardTakeover[GT]

Well it’s in the fucking naM̶e, isn’t it?

@crackedTungsten[CT]

Dude you’ve gotten be kiddin m-DRY GIRL SUMMER ?????

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Day one of absolute WHAT????

Kult: +16

Kull: +10

Total: 26

Ratio: 1.60

@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Celibacy. I have simply been wounded too many times. #Celibate #CelibatePride #DryGirlSummer

#drygirlsummer #celibate #celibatepride

Kult: +29

Kull: +23

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.26

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Well. Shit.

Kult: +9

Total: 9

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Hybridized plant provided a euphoric experience with obvious result of impaired inhibition and cognition. Based on the current state of my head and the way my innards feel, further study will be required to actually ensure dosing is effective as a means of treatment rather than outright poisoning. Blood pressure has dropped back into normal levels, but with it comes the usual sluggishness following such ingestion. Further study required, probably a little less "experimental" as I tend to go. I'll see what Najm has to say about the state of my body after she performs some real tests. #substance

Kult: +32

Kull: +25

Total: 57

Ratio: 1.28

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Admittedly I'd probably do it again, maybe a little smaller dose. In effect, not dissimilar to coca, thus limited medical applications due to the blood pressure problem. I'll have to toy with others in my garden, I think.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@crackedTungsten[CT]

Guy says next time as though watching his liver come out of his mouth wasn’t scary. Ahem, anyway. Clean bill of health, fascinating results tho

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

You're very polite for saying it came out my mouth. Also, tag your gore. #gore

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @achillesAnalogue[AA]

@crackedTungsten[CT]

Ah I forgot, thanks

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

I do not like the man I ended up being today.

Kult: +31

Kull: +25

Total: 56

Ratio: 1.24

@achillesAnalogue[AA]

But. Yknow. Not urethra posting at least! #SmallVictories

#smallvictories

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

i didnt mind lloll

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Ahaha, well, your gf is a lucky lady!

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@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

i think it's the other way around but thanks :)

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Y'all can both be nice lookin'.