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@achillesAnalogue

Gardner | Prince of Time | Horse Enthusiast | Obligatory Texan | Unofficial Chittr DJ

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Glucosegrocer Guru
Purveyor of the finest carbonated beverages around.
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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

I w.o°uld make a s.o°da tier list but really it w.o°uld just be D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper heading up the S tier with every .o°ther s.o°da als.o° there, diets and zer.o° sugars in A .o°r Bs, and TaB in F and that's basically it

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Dr. P in the sort of, "beverage for enlightened folks" tier while the others can languish in S-tier.

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@bulgeCurator[BC]

doyouhavedifferent #pronouns for your #bulge? #nsfw

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Well, now I've officially conversed with myself about my dick. Never thought about it before. He/him. #nsfw #newexperiencesiguess

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

STOP ASKING ME IF NANNASPRITE IS SINGLE. YOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT.

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Who's Nannasprite?

Presumably she's not single, so. Won't ask that. :P

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a lovely thinng you are
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Mfs on the yes and website can't even yes and proper. 🙄

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Ya gotta "yes, and" before you can use the risky but powerful "no, but."

Almost time to crack these bad boys out of storage and start making ice pops from fruit in the garden. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/39d6687d790f.png

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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
@chillerAficionado[CA]

https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/bullshit%20for%20chittr/chathedoesntknow.png

Aw shit, is there lead or cadmium or somethin' in these?

◌ Aside from the shock and horror of seeing someone use 13-in-1, I've settled down. ⧂

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There is no such thing as settling down from that, man. There's no fucking way.

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

I don't know what "tea tree leaf oil lavender mint" is but damn if I don't feel like a brand new man after takin' a shower with it. Guess I should use somethin' other than that 13-in-1 shampoo I usually use every now and again.

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Th...thirteen? D:

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5541e995cde5.jpg

PLEASE DISPOSE OF THIS.

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WAIT WHY DOES IT SAY MILK? WHY IS THERE MILK? MILK?????

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

Y'know. For your coffee or somethin'. After you take a shower. Milk stuff.

I don't know! I actually DON'T know what that means, and the fact that you're saying with such confidence is terrifying!

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

Dames love a fella with confidence.

...True. You're not wrong about that.

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Petition to get the bulge rater a personalized badge. #bulgerater #badges

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I support this. They are a nice young troll. They deserve some form of reward.

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Haven't spoken to them myself, just figured as they've been making waves, it makes sense.

-=[ thheyre my frie nd!! ! x-)_☺]=-

So you agree? Little badge for the bulge liker would go hard?

Hands stink of garlic.

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+put in oven at 350

I will do so with the garlic, sure.

Well Seasoned.

Always seem to have a ton of alliums growing, even where I don't plan on placing them. The usual bastards are contained and quarantined so they don't try to overtake everything, but the damn garlic and onions keep getting away from me.

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The usual bastards being mints and blackberries. They stay in container jail.

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I invite you all to remember a very important detail about our humble planet, Earth-C: Our defense budget is significantly higher than most planet’s GDP per capita. The protection of its citizens is of the utmost priority, and will always remain that way.

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Just curious, why do you need such a massive defense budget if you have a literal pantheon on hand?

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

They call me Prank Sinatra.

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Hey. That was funny.

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Hey @achillesAnalogue do you wanna come with me to earth-c. Im looking to just go for the laughs if this total drama island thing works out but i do have space on the Other-Dimensional Visa Form (ODV-3) to add you if you want

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Yyyyes. Sure.