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Gardner | Prince of Time | Horse Enthusiast | Obligatory Texan | Unofficial Chittr DJ

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How the fuck does One Refry something??? Like.....What the fuck did you do to these beans??? https://media.tenor.com/jf_6Bw2db3IAAAAM/refried-beans-holy.gif

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It's actually a mistranslation. Frijoles refritos means well cooked, basically, and English speakers took it to be directly translatable as refried.

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I do struggle with some band names. The music is largely enjoyable, but "smashing pumpkins" really ought to be more respectful of our food supply.

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Smashing can mean good, and the band interprets it that way iirc. Sorry for the hate, fat fingered my phone.

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Oh! I forgot about that dialect. Perhaps I should give them a more thorough listen.

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I recommend the album Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, personally.

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>([made anot#a one] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/c39ee962fecb.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/9b9516007214.png]

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I think I hauve covid

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oml i hate the bees gees so much.

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You what.

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You. Me. A couch so decadent and overstuffed, the recesses of its cushions bog you down inescapably. Artax-style. An ice-cold viewing room. Seven blankets. An entire sheet cake. Two forks. And this film.

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You paint a lovely picture... what kind of cake?

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The sort that bribes a second party into captivity while I control the clicker. What kind do you like? :B

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Hoo. Been missing the classic Texas sheet cake terribly of late.

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

As a matter of fact, I'm familiar with the recipe! :B And just WHEN are you intending to arrive upon my planet, Lark?

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ASAP ma'am! @crackedTungsten

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What's your favorite bird? Despite the name, I'm partial to common grackles.

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Diving or scooping?

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-=[pickles aare berries if you really think about it_☺]=-

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♤re ♤queous bulge pl♤nts Berries?

Yes, along with bananas and pumpkins. Do you really call cucumbers bulge plants?

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You know what? Chittr needs an internet radio station.

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1000% agree.

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we might need other chittr games

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I think we should play Project Zomboid. Surely that couldn't go wrong.

Y'all, someone has made off with my unusually large cowboy hat. If you see it, let me know please.

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I'll help you hunt that criminal down.

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Thanks so much, Casper. I say, what a fine hat you've got, pardner.

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Oh, thank you for noticing. I've owned it all along. [Tipping my unecessarily large cowboy hat] Where did you last see it

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I had placed it into its usual spot on my custom hat rack, which is in my bedroom. Respiteblock, I suppose. Anyway, just so happens to be obviously missing this time around.

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Curious...... Well. I'll keep an eye out for it.................

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You're a real ally of justice, Casper, I appreciate it.

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WEDDING BANDS. Refreshing and narrowing down the prospective selection of wedding bands onto which I'll stack the eventual engagement ring, and thought I may share my journey with you all as I peruse! For YEARS I have been unable to strike candidates from this collection for love nor money, and have paid no small sum to withhold these exact pieces from mass production. :| Simply been waiting on the right fellow to finally decide to make his appearance! But who bellyaches over a divot in their wallet! Not me! I have dough aplenty to replenish the Future-Mr.-Crocker Wedding Fund!!! Anyhow. Somewhat torn between the traditional yellow gold and the white-gold platinum of the base metal. They could be red-plated, obviously, but once we've finished plating a PLATINUM RING in red tungsten carbide, why don't we mosey on out to the garage and begin slapping bumper stickers from Spencer's Gifts onto the rump end of all my cars? ... I am also open to interviewing designers who may potentially design a custom piece for the band, given they're available immediately and complete the prerequisite legal portion of the agreement wherein they withhold the design as mine alone in perpetuity. So the rings. I try not to faff with the encrustment of diminutive jewels on a piece of jewelry. Flash your rock or don't bother. However, it has been suggested to me that said crumbs contribute to the overall harmony of the design, so whatever. There are a selection of pieces from Troll Roman Malakov, Troll Cartier, and Troll Harry Winston. Which on Alternia I would imagine might have suggested a GUARANTEE of maximum cruelty to bloodstain the tapestry of the piece's storied production. But on Earth-C means the cultural niche of the company is plain old derivative. You know what they say. Those who can't DO... copy. At least on Earth-C. My current through process is such- that of the all-white diamond sets in selection, each could potentially be rendered in red diamond just as easily. Within the sets containing a secondary color diamond, presume the final stone will be red. And keep in mind the metal of each piece may be yellow gold just as easily as the white platinum. I'm not much for the pear cuts this evening in particular. They seem diminutive, like cuts scraping for efficient distribution of a larger raw stone in a budget. And of the rectangular cuts, the Radiance cut (note the numerous facets) may attempt to hide some minor impurities. It's the Emerald cut that feels the most timeless in this scenario. Wide, welcoming facets that invite you to peer within, like a hall of mirrors. Even those of you unfamiliar may be able to detect which ring I mean. #Wedding #WeddingPlanning #Eventually #FutureHubby #BigPlans

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Wow, these are stunning. Personally I'd say the platinum would be more fitting, since you're clearly a platinum gal, but the lady always knows best, haha.

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>([a sweet ring for a sweet lady] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/f7975b185078.png]

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I may as well bow out, you've got me beat.

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FUCK NEW YOUNG SCROLLS DROP

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WHAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxsUYNg5NZU

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I can't take credit, @crypticClinomaniac shared the drop with me.

I would often go there..

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How the rill may rest there...

Down through the mist there...

Toward the Seven Sisters...

Toward those white cliffs there...

I would often stay there...

In the tiny yard there...

I have been so glad here...

Looking forward to the past here...

But now you are alone.........

None of this matters at all...