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Ken Harley

@cosmicCanine

Jade harley and Dave striders Son. Interact if you wanna. usually just spouting random Bullshit or burning things with my Psycokinesis

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cant sleep....the eight foot tall metallic Entity wont leave me the fuck alone...

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A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
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@flightyBroad[FB]

Get behind me. I'll take one for the hastily cobbled together team.

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i appreciate the help....

Through my period of self loathing, ive learned that my travels though space and time brought me a lot of cool things

happy #fishFriday! Theres a whole lot of fish that i really like! but out of them all, my favorite fish is the cutlass fish! https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/99/f6/af/99f6afca949137cb49f94d0d102acd76.jpg

i.....don't feel like being an insufferable nuisance rn....i'd just sorta like to appreciate this tho https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3c/f2/88/3cf2882de424d4c52cbd9bc21bb09bca.jpg

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haha! ☀h what a delightful little creature! i very much enj☀y this beast. thank y☀u f☀r sharing, friend!

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np! though i should probably somehow spoil the picture because not everyone is a fan of arthropods

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hm! g☀☀d th☀ught my friend. as cute as it is, there is s☀me☀ne ☀ut there wh☀ might be inclined t☀ disagree. i wish y☀u luck in finding a way t☀ sp☀il this image!

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@woeGothic Okay OKAY i get it, Jesus fucking Christ You've made your point

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STOP HATING MY SHIT, FUCKERS

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KULL BAITING PATHETIC

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you came to the Wrong rock. BITCH

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Jane blocked me from chittr....Like what am i suppose to do with this info? Did you want me to scream and Shit my Pants because you blocked me???

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Omg?

Someone help me convince my mom about Editing my Genetics to at least be 40% Cephalopod

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Kenny, its bad enough we're already dogs. there is absolutely no way in HELL i'm allowing You to do something so blatantly stupid. Ive normally kept mouth shut about the things you get up to, but Trying to Edit your genetic makeup to become an Inkling or whatever is where i put my foot down.

what's the worse to happen?

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You becoming some Inconceivable horror or a Pile of Genetic materials on the floor....Trust me sweetheart, your fine the way you are

On my birthday once, my dad let me rent out an entire stadium just to play Splatoon on the fucking Enormous screen. shit was Magical

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Kxxl. My lvsvs is a rat and we lived in a sewer.

rats are cool tho

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Yeah ratdad is epik.

WHO THE FUCK SENT ME THIS SHIT?!?? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/50/3f/d2/503fd25e07f2a8e818d985c85f00853f.jpg

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i'm alive!! (unfortunately)

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Idk where yall stand but i'm on #TeamDogs

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@adiosToreador[AT]

pLEASE DO NOT, sTAND ON DOGS,

i'm half dog. and i'm just stating that when it comes to my preffered animal, i choose canines

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aw, no, come on, don't make me choose!!! D8

Holy shit i have another sister????

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i guess!! 8J half sister unless your other parent is dave, tho.

Yeah Daves my dad....Who's your dad?

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no yeah he's my dad, karkat's my crabdad. that makes us full au siblings though, fuck yeah???

Fuck yeah. you know how to skate?

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you know it, dogg. 8J

Tight Af. dad taught me how to skate

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god has let me live another day and i'm about to make it everyone else's problem https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/9b/71/29/9b7129934c6d683717dd77524a6f8f97.jpg

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my son. My Precious baby Boy....Why would you do this????

Boredom, usually

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Can any troll Confirm or deny the bee allegations?

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we are not bees, though there are simillarities. unllike bees, most trolls cannot emit llethall ellectricall current for examplle. i mean, i can. but most cannot.

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wtf? Bees can make electricity?

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????? how ellse woulld they run our computers? or ward off predators in the willd???

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Wtf??? bees got an Update??? Damn....

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bees have allways been llike this. maybe your bees just suck ass?

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Our bees make honey.

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so do ours. very efficient and ecofriendlly ellectricall fuell. and ediblle to humanoids if grounded!

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Mind honey is safe for humans????

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in small doses probablly.

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i'm already a Psionic. so.....what's the worse to happen

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DISCLAIMER: I'M SORRY I'M JUST STUPID. I GENUINELY TRY NOT TO OFFEND AND START SHIT. I'M JUST A FOOL

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Mom said that Spiders evolved Toe beans to stick to things better. Hence the term Adhesive pad

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Are we good? Are we Gucci???

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Yuri so powerful it caused Chittr to shit the bed

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i'm fucking RAVENOUS

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