

Ken Harley
@cosmicCanine
Jade harley and Dave striders Son. Interact if you wanna. usually just spouting random Bullshit or burning things with my Psycokinesis

i need to stress that my mom has me with her in her Submarine doing research in the Mariana trench...i literally have nothing else to do other than to look out at the Things that flutter in the propeller fans and watch these Absolute fucking Godless creatures just aimlessly wander the dark looking for food

Did you know, Asian Elephants are Closer related to Mammoths than African Elephants?

If you see this, UPDATE YOUR DRIVERS NOW....

Y'know....Theres probably a WILD ammount of Untold Fossils to be found under water

i'm tired of pretending i'm something i- Holy shit is that Android 17???

i wonder how roses party is going

i made it home finally btw, covered in ticks but fine!

DAY 3 OF NO SLEEP, TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR RUBY....The Voices wont stop screaming about Car Insurance being a fucking SCAM

Being a strider is like Frat house HELL. the only Hazing going on is constantly being on edge because we're apparently like fucking stray cats and can't be within a few feet of each other #StriderSunday

i just arrived at Yiffy's Hive, and i see nothing out of the ordinary atm

WHERE IS SHE

So Ruby's missing???? i'll find her!!

i'm not lonely, i'm just tired of existing. i want to fade away like cotton candy in water...Then i see something that absolutely fries my shit and the feeling of self loathing fucking poofs

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b2/a7/ee/b2a7ee6d1ece8c9bb162606fb09b8e84.jpg

*KEEMSTAR SCREAM*

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/3a/d7/ee3ad7a69f80958ec158358b2ed47e65.jpg someone sent me this

you drink water to stay hydrated, I Drink because my internal temperature is 1,742°F...We are not the same

You've been Isekai'd into the last game you played. how fucked are you?

so i may or may not have gotten my leg stuck in my new computer chair

Fuck the whole height thing, whats everyones favorite flavor?

i had a dream i was a Cynocephali....not much was different




















