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Ken Harley

@cosmicCanine

Jade harley and Dave striders Son. Interact if you wanna. usually just spouting random Bullshit or burning things with my Psycokinesis

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cant sleep....the eight foot tall metallic Entity wont leave me the fuck alone...

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@flightyBroad[FB]

Get behind me. I'll take one for the hastily cobbled together team.

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i appreciate the help....

Dont forget to collect my noteboos

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and if i refuse

Collect my Notebooks.

@slenderBoy[SB]

are you related to enderman by any chance?

What do you MEAN you people are willingly dwelling in the sea? ▼

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you'd be suprised

What does this mean? ▼

i'm saying you would be surprised on how many sea dwellers are around

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Believe me, I am. ▼

most of them are pretty nice tbh. just uh...well they have a massive superiority thing

Sunf1sh are dumb but cute https://divedeeper.site/app/uploads/DanielleDion_MolaMola_DSC_2043_Aug18.jpg

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i think sunfish are kinda neat tbh. they've evolved to taste absolutely horrible....science even found out that Sunfish genuinely dont feel pain? they can get messed up by predators (Any that can stomach the taste) and still keep moving!

i.....don't feel like being an insufferable nuisance rn....i'd just sorta like to appreciate this tho https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3c/f2/88/3cf2882de424d4c52cbd9bc21bb09bca.jpg

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haha! ☀h what a delightful little creature! i very much enj☀y this beast. thank y☀u f☀r sharing, friend!

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np! though i should probably somehow spoil the picture because not everyone is a fan of arthropods

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The circus continues infiltrating Chittr.

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how is a frog typing

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I apologize in advanced for my sons actions....Please understand he's normally a Good boy, he just makes Bad boy Choices....

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You fucked the God of time and Bullshit. What did you HONESTLY Expect???

Someone help me convince my mom about Editing my Genetics to at least be 40% Cephalopod

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Kenny, its bad enough we're already dogs. there is absolutely no way in HELL i'm allowing You to do something so blatantly stupid. Ive normally kept mouth shut about the things you get up to, but Trying to Edit your genetic makeup to become an Inkling or whatever is where i put my foot down.

what's the worse to happen?

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On my birthday once, my dad let me rent out an entire stadium just to play Splatoon on the fucking Enormous screen. shit was Magical

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Kxxl. My lvsvs is a rat and we lived in a sewer.

rats are cool tho

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Every so often i'll catch my son Devouring a Package of Ground beef or Raw chicken like some kind of Feral Child....i mean i get it but like....should i be concerned?

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its called "The Craving" For a reason

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Idk where yall stand but i'm on #TeamDogs

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@adiosToreador[AT]

pLEASE DO NOT, sTAND ON DOGS,

i'm half dog. and i'm just stating that when it comes to my preffered animal, i choose canines

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aw, no, come on, don't make me choose!!! D8

Holy shit i have another sister????

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i guess!! 8J half sister unless your other parent is dave, tho.

Yeah Daves my dad....Who's your dad?

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no yeah he's my dad, karkat's my crabdad. that makes us full au siblings though, fuck yeah???

Fuck yeah. you know how to skate?

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you know it, dogg. 8J

Tight Af. dad taught me how to skate

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some guy kiilled hiimself iin hiis car outsiide our workplace and my coworkers were just standiing around liike “ii would have probably piicked a better spot”

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thats.....Morbidly depressing?

ii diidn^t say ii diisagreed

Usually people go into some kind of state of shock or Fugue state after seeing that, you good?

Hohohohonk!! What dohoohoo you call a fish with nohoho eyes?

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what? what do you call a fish with no eyes?

A Fsh. Ehehehe

......You punny Mother fucker....

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