Ken Harley
@cosmicCanine
Jade harley and Dave striders Son. Interact if you wanna. usually just spouting random Bullshit or burning things with my Psycokinesis
my actions have consequences???!
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i just caught and skinned a Kiwi, then ate it like a fucking Savage beast.....i'll let your imagination take that however you want
i watched someone get tased in the sack....should i do something?
Earlier i saw a Post that said "I'm gonna start randomly telling people that Karkat and Dave are my dad" and like.....Dawg, thats not the flex you think it is....
I can attest, a proud card carrying member of the not-a-great-dad club
people keep forfeiting on me in showdown....COWARDS....They can't Handle me at my Top
feeling depressed? Eat a Kiwi
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b688b99223fa145d36ae451869db56ab/a29b2252c6dc0075-17/s1280x1920/f9c4b490543e4df5922b6dff2c7d8542f271a484.png She will be hearing from me tonight
i sorta wanna test this out now.
remember when i said i need assistance? yeah....this is why.....Giorno's been acting strange lately https://64.media.tumblr.com/bcd5d741e3fc7db03cbb37e47a4ff074/b91ea692d1d2ec60-6c/s1280x1920/6d5287f3410e46c257e4beb34388fb9a1cb1d2c2.jpg maybe i should take him to a Vet? Any equine experts wanna weigh in on this?
i think he looks perfectly normal actually though it should be stated for the court i am not a horse expert by any means
normally i'd ask rose, but she's on vacation...Also is your fucking Username "Sticky Sweetbro and Hellajeff orgy" ????!
at this point, ive lost faith in the strider Name. like what are we even doing???
ill be honest with you the origin is a long fucking story that involves being signed into office by an associate and the next thing i know im taking a legally trollian name and signing papers left and right and now its like do i abandon my post do i leave the people waiting and wanting unsure when they will get another elected official or do i commit to my duty until its natural time progression reaches its course tough choices man
sticky sbahjo is technically a valid troll name can you believe it i swear i was joking when i said it too but then it was serious and now its up there for idk forever probably
son of a bitch....that checks out. I suppose this means under legal terms, you're Mister Sbahjo
yes that would be correct i answer the phones that way now its kind of cool actually ill be like mister sbahjo here whats the issue uh huh uh huh ok let me forward you to my attourney for processing
i need assistance https://64.media.tumblr.com/6fda04866e93d15fe998c1b74c612937/516539d6d630b3ab-3f/s1280x1920/d6f20a98a3c97f0a8c9bd505641f29e3fdfa658a.jpg
French is such a funny language, you have phrases such as "Parlez-vous anglais?" and on the same side of the coin you get shit like Bob le ponge
Azathoth wont let me die :( https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2d/1a/b1/2d1ab1655823fb1c0df7faed2d4cc797.jpg
thanks for remining me that my quadrants are open. so if anyone wants an Autistic Boyfriend Hmu https://i.pinimg.com/736x/94/6c/77/946c77edd13b02f20e7de696e7c15da5.jpg
i wanna go for a run, but.....i have asthma and severe anemia
Your Out here comparing yourselves to wolves, i'm out here comparing myself to the REAL alpha of The animal kingdom, The Tiger....We are not the same
Someone once Told me they were a Moderator for a Dreddit Community and just.......why would you admit that to me?
https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Elephant-Squishing-Pumpkin.gif?w=640 Ouuugh fuck yeah
8=l < I can do this easily 8=l < I wonder if people w001d like watching that
https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/06/45/a9/0645a9c9612abc389aa2e284640c47e0.jpg Thorsty
Nobody ever asks how i'm doing, Everyone just assumes i'm off doing stupid shit #Vent
Well, Because we're not related. he's not even human tbh! he's an Enderian. but.....we've been through enough shit that at this point i consider him family
An alien. humanoid reptilian alien from another dimension. he's not as scary as he sounds, he's just grumpy most of the time
yeah! its pretty cool! ever since the roxy in my universe opened a Portal into Minecraft, he's sorta just been around!
Yeah, you and my universes version of jade opened a portal into minecraft for a Livestream and....well, things got kinda complicated and took a few months to close
Turns out the dog was my neighbors, and he managed to wiggle under the fence to my property
Who's dog is this? https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/96/f0/07/96f007df1b6614532acf79d40e54b93d.jpg
Nah, it'll be fine. not the first time Weird-ass Entities or Demons pulled up
