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31, m, he/him. creative director, Screenwriter, poetry enthusiast. earth zs only dave strider

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as i said in my house squeeting they it #squadmeet

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if any of you have missed me lol my bad

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

wait actually out of curiosity daves sound off whats your actual full name i know some of you are daves full stop ill go first im a davis

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fucking whack i have a middle name you dont have a middle name ???

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but with three es

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nah just straight up davis strider

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thats just my title dawg

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yeah

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no one can say for certain where the Es come from

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theyre silent obviously

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B33 < meowstly dave and david in the deva constellations collective meowmory B33 < i think theres like one dawson though

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huh im dave v. strider not gonna give that out so freely just yet but yk

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i guess this is the part where im supposed to admit my full name is david like seeing the true identity of the mysterious villain thats been egging on the plot the entire time we arent talking about my middle name that loredrop comes in the middle of the second season i think and its just rude to give out spoilers you know

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its just that one of us starts posting and the rest of us crawl out of the leaf litter like so many weevils

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we are always here

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anyway sorry nonstriders for the unplanned strider hour

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hes literally addicted to being silly btw dont listen to him

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yknow what i can accept rolling your pizza its like a really really bad stromboli or pizza roll (not the microwave shits the actual thing) just straight up eating it folded one half crust to tip though you deserve death

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if a man were truly starving hed eat that shit like one of them watermelon eating contests

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its just inefficient it doesnt even save you from the grease drip and now youve got an uneven spread of crust the cheese and like whats the point even

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it changes up the texture obviously and you can eat it from any direction see id go at it from the side so none of it get disconnected and falls off

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see that sounds like a miserable pizza eating experience

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theres no such thing as a miserable pizza eating experience dude cmon youre slandering the pizza itself

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sometimes pizza is bad david

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shit take daveathan only rose gets to pretend my name is david

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i have to pretend someone elses name is david cuz it happened to me earlier let me have this

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you get one for free

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yaaaay

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killing your alts to establish dominance is a well known strider passtime btw

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I need more alts ig.

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hal bestie i think you technically count as the alt here

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Yeah…… wow way to bring down the vibe man. Couldn’t just pretend here?

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youre still entitled to killing your alts to establish dominance though

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That’s better.

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i make an alt thats wokeathan for my woke moments and its just my picture with a bigger worse mustache photoshopped onto it

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wHaT If yOu 🔔 SwItChEd yOuR 🔔 mUsTaChE AnD YoUr 🔔 ShAdEs

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like shopped in new shades and a stache or shopped my stache where my shades are and vice versa

pUt tHe 🔔 StAcHe wHeRe tHe 🔔 ShAdEs aRe!

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hmmmm ill consider it

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im daveathan not wokeathan keep the fuck up

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also btw if i ever get into a new relationship and if any of you call it yaoi im skinning you alive just like fyi

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You are mostly built of situationships, Dave. Yaoi does not imply much more stability, but I, among many others, would be remiss to apply it to your status.

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dont worry about it beautiful it cant hurt you

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the people on chittr are rpfing my friends

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ARE YOU NOT A FUCKING FEMINIST?

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when it suits me

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its a well established fact that i am not woke dave kk

CAN YOU STOP ACTING LIKE WOKE DAVE THEN? IT'S UNSETTLING WHEN YOU TELL THE RESIDENTS OF CHITTR WHATS WHAT.

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sometimes i have to bear the mantle like what you want me to leave this up to the kankris?

SOMEONE TRULY UNWOKE WOULD JUST LET IT BE.

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i like being right

IT SHOWS.

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killing you with my mind btw

CAN MY FRIENDS STOP KILLING ME TODAY?

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thats the second time today btw whats with that

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@princeofLight[PL]

*squints at name*

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everyone keeps assuming jarley and kk are pitch man whats the deal

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@princeofLight[PL]

I mean do you have proof otherwise?

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

i mean yeah thats my jarley and my kk theyre literally just goofin around per their own words

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@princeofLight[PL]

Well them theyre just goofin, shouldn't let it go to heart kid. It'll just cause headaches

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@gardenGuided[GG]

ddave you have to save me

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

were cancelling karkat for being mean to jade

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@gardenGuided[GG]

VOUCH!!!

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@atemporalKaishakunin[AK]

if being mean to my kismesis #mykismesis was a crime then i'd gladly live as an outlaw. gotta have my jadey <3<

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@atemporalKaishakunin[AK]

(immediate realization that i have no idea what the etiquette is for talking to or about people whose alts you know and that i might sound like a total jackass for no reason)

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

no offense you do kind of sound like a jackass right now also jarley (seen above) and karkat (@carcinizationGenesis) arent dating

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

shut up about the twinks where are my old men that look like old men at

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ill accept divad

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 ̄\ that's right you will. / ̄

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how very assertive of you mr roatus

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 ̄\ that's mr father to you / ̄

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🤨🕶️🤏

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 ̄\ my filter is really lax but daddy seemed a bridge too far for our first interaction / ̄

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

oh babes dont even worry about that i had someone make my soup posting about sex somehow i can handle a little daddy joke here and there

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 ̄\ that's daddy babes to you / ̄

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yes sir daddy babes sir

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 ̄\ heh. that's what i like to hear / ̄

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

enough about twinks theres never enough going on about beautiful bears instead

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straight bars on the tl here

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i am always fucking saying this

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Th3 twink stuff ? Y3s

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if you werent id be pretty fucking pissed off

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@johnwickLover[JL]

like the animal? they're kinda cool but why do i have a badge about it. i'm an alien not a bear. i don't get the hype.

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yeah not the animal

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oh wait do you mean naughty bear for the ps3. that game isn't that bad but theres better.

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nah youll figure it out or you wont idc

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Frinds

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

im a man of the arts

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more like a man of the farts ha gottem /over and out/

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haha yeah

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

just because he cant play prokofievs piano sonata no 7 doesnt mean its weird that i can smfh 🙄

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You Are A Being Of Many Talents. #sagenod

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i contain multitudes

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@eternityVignette[EV]

Hang on let me look something up.

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I hate this.

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@eternityVignette[EV]

Where I'm from we call these "black MIDIs" and we acknowledge that composing them requires skill, not just vomiting whatever bullshit the OP felt like onto the sheet.

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

its one of prokofievs wartime pieces

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Making atonal music sound good is hard. Clearly it's a skill that the original composer did not have. I don't care how technically impressive the piece is, it's still dogshit.

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

jman doesn't like that i contain multitudes

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