D. Strider
@timelessGadabout
31, M, he/him. Creative Director, Screenwriter, poetry enthusiast. Just checking shit out, ig
bugger my cereals gone stale
hung out with bro and dork today dork wanted to go do karaoke and bar hopping, and we let bro pick the place sex shop themed bar slutty slutty drink names honestly the drinks were great though
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National Holiday for whenever Mitch McTronnel dies.
I fucking hate that guy.
Hypothetically what if I were to kill him, Mr President would I be awarded anything for my valiant efforts?
|mplly|n hees not Alrdy deAd 🤫
MEDAL OF HONOR. IMMEDIATELY.
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damn maybe i oughta find a show to go bounce around at for a while
i feel so damn wired right now fucking lmfao
Steals The Copper In Your Wires.
God, That Was So Stupid. #silly #positive
motherfucking mama mia
true.
think that a lot of folks talk about how they can’t find community spaces around them that they could find if they actually looked there’s probably people trying to make communities around you you have to try to find them though and that’s the hard part
lotta people are really afraid to just, initiate stuff. you gotta be willing to hear no and look a little silly on occasion if you want people to consider including you.
I Liked This Mostly Because Of The Content Of The Chit, And Only Partially Because I Love Sonic.
honestly i respect the honesty i also respect loving sonic because youll never guess how i feel about the guy
Having recently started watching the human stic⚣m "c⚣mmunity" I agree
Who want beam
At the beam attack factory, guy asks me if he can fuck the beams. Buddy, they won't even let ME fuck the beams. #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ Be the change you wanna sssee !n the world꠹
Goddamn they won't even let the guy making them do as he wants? Unionize the beam factory Kris
like they're literally perfect
I'm not sure what your referring to but if its woman they usually are. :B
talking about my new #dashwatching #crackship they're cut from the same cloth its a trainwreck i wanna watch them interact forever
wake up guys, new crackship just dropped #dashwatching #theultimatemeetingoftheminds
this eggroll fat as fuck
Tag Your Nsfw. #silly
on god bro fucking lied to me and said that the jesus in that one staying alive video actually got hit by that bus and died
easily top 5 lies anyone's every told a child and had believed
literally what is that wet thing i need 4
bark bark or whatever
bark!
xx_AWROOF!!!_xx
starts yappin like a certified pedigree pomaranian with a name like prince edwin von pickles or some shit
on an unrelated note how come every time i order a burger sans 1 sauce they go absolutely crazy on the other sauces like if i order a little burgey and i ask for no mustard i am not looking for a burger absolutely drowned in ketchup the fuck just be normal about my sauces dog it's not that hard
#JUST APPRECIATE THE SAUCES. #THEY G9 HAM 6ECAUSE THEY KN9W Y9U WANT THE SAUCES
yeah the taste is a factor but I'm not really worried about the wetness is the thing most people aint thinking about how wet their sandwich is man i'm thinking man i really don't want mustard right now and bam. drown that shit in ketchup right fuckin now sorry did you wanna hold onto your burger? nah nah nah ketchup hands it ends up being way more sauce than woulda been on the burger if id just left the mustard on it like they always over compensate on it its crazy why am i having to do burgery (burger surgery) to salvage the eatability of my burger, dog riddle me that batman
maybe the dude making your burger hates mustard and really likes ketchup and thinks you're a kindred spirit
you just gotta really like ketchup and catch up drink it from the bottle, put freak him
i can respect the grind but dog id rather die lotta bits ill commit to but that aint one
i just think i shouldnt have to have a system for avoiding burger induced ketchup hands
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tis a problem that has been around for centuries probably why the sandwich was invented