
Daveathan Strider
@timelessGadabout
31, m, he/him. creative director, Screenwriter, poetry enthusiast. earth zs only dave strider

as i said in my house squeeting they it #squadmeet

if any of you have missed me lol my bad

wait actually out of curiosity daves sound off whats your actual full name i know some of you are daves full stop ill go first im a davis

its just that one of us starts posting and the rest of us crawl out of the leaf litter like so many weevils

anyway sorry nonstriders for the unplanned strider hour

hes literally addicted to being silly btw dont listen to him

yknow what i can accept rolling your pizza its like a really really bad stromboli or pizza roll (not the microwave shits the actual thing) just straight up eating it folded one half crust to tip though you deserve death

killing your alts to establish dominance is a well known strider passtime btw

i make an alt thats wokeathan for my woke moments and its just my picture with a bigger worse mustache photoshopped onto it

im daveathan not wokeathan keep the fuck up

also btw if i ever get into a new relationship and if any of you call it yaoi im skinning you alive just like fyi

Overheard in the office: "Please don't make me agree with a man." #RealShit.

the people on chittr are rpfing my friends

thats the second time today btw whats with that

were cancelling karkat for being mean to jade

shut up about the twinks where are my old men that look like old men at

enough about twinks theres never enough going on about beautiful bears instead

im a man of the arts

just because he cant play prokofievs piano sonata no 7 doesnt mean its weird that i can smfh 🙄

jman doesn't like that i contain multitudes




















