D. Strider
@timelessGadabout
31, M, he/him. Creative Director, Screenwriter, poetry enthusiast. Just checking shit out, ig
hangin out with a big z feels like its been fuckin ages
do you ever think about how even excluding the shenanigans time players get in to and up to there are literally infinite universes and therefore uncountable versions of yourself haha yeah me neither
I have yet to run into any version of me, but I will take your word for it, Mr strider💚
give it a week
anyone elses cat trap them and forcibly groom their head
i am excluding cat people this is about my cat spatzle trapping me in bed and grooming the side of my head my hair is damp help me
:33< it's normal :33< when pounce was alive hed pin me down and groom me until i was clean ://
i wonder if by chance theres something going on on the weekend that i might be on the lookout for perhaps some sort of activity that happens once a week on the same night at the same time a real regular social engagement that i can put in my calendar lest i forget my weekly engagement but no certainly not
sicknasty’s on Sundays ??
i thought that was on saturdays fuck my meticulously hand lettered wall calendar..... im gonna have to redo it
hope it was in pencil !!
i only use the finest of calligraphy inks in my hand lettering
they should come up with a catchy alliterative name so people can remember when it is
fuck that would be so helpful
damn…you’re fucked 8ro
they really should, this must happen too often
in sufferable we prick
she ins on prick til i sufferable #suggestive #idk
she suffers on in til my prick is able
every time i cant find my cat I have to actually sit down and force myself not to panic which is wild because i would panic over literally nothing else but oh my god what if she ran outside somehow (doors are closed) (windows are closed) (period of time she might have slipped out miniscule, would have noticed)
also its fine i located her within the apartment she can stay hiding safely under the furniture as long as i know shes there
I find ignoring their existence will manifest their return. Until it doesn't.
oh yeah no as long as i just go back to my business shell come back and make my business her business theres just that moment of fear like fuck what if what if what if shes fine though shes under the couch
my blond hair and pronound......
ive revealed too much about my labels
dont tell jonny boy but the only person ive dated in the last like 10 years has been TZ and were both kind of agreed its more a decision to commit out of convenience than any proper pale romantic attraction on either part like its love but like its different you know what i mean? the commitment is the fulfillment of roles wed split if there was something he wanted more
i said what i said
aw fuck hes gonna get so sad about my decade old breakup
dating requirements: - lol - fuck if i know
sometimes i like other mes other times yall scare the bajeezus outta me like i know whats wrong with me but whats wrong with yall
anyway before anyone gets up in arms about my woke jokes like i literally did the whole walkabout gender sexuality bullshit thing i got labels and shit but thats my business unless i see a good joke moment yfm
who can i get to explain this to you succinctly with minimal trauma
@gadaboutTrickster sorry for the tag jinxie i think you might be the only one who can manage this one
begins shhing you like a horse and petting you gently on the nose of your groucho glasses shhhhhh shhhhh its alright itll be over soon
it's really flattering that you think i can explain it but i think what makes the moustache gay in this case is how well groomed it is. like it's not just a "i don't feel like shaving" moustache or a "i wanna look interesting" one. it's like, a feature you are actually trying to make look good. (it works.)
thank you jinxie you got it in one gold star
other me can cry about it all he wants. it's a good mustache. :)
hehehe!!!
i hate being woke dave stop making be woke dave i was bred born and raised to be a dickwad stop making me be kind im not meant to be woke
literally having to break out ye olde sord..... to battle this one out dog pray for me i dont think its gonna go easy
dog this death scene is gonna be fucking legendary dw ill get dirk to film it and post it for me later
you can take my place when im gone but watch out for TZ he likes the stache and hes gonna make you grow it back
earth z's terezi i call him TZ for shorts
nah its okay my harls just wanted a way to differentiate our timeline more clearly from other post game timelines and felt that numbering them would lead to some weird superiority shit she picked z cuz shes always callin us zoo animals
ooo girl
xx_SHOCK_ME_LIEK_AN_ELECTRIC_EEL_xx
baby girl
@xxScenegrlxx also im kissing both of you with tongue asexual style
xx_MMMwahhhhhhh_xx
odd but the sentiment is understood and acceptable
ok nope it still feels weird
oh are we talking about our alternate selves? i dont think i should speak on this one actually hard pass not opening that can of uncomfortable worms
sometimes i see a post and it makes me go fucking christ and i almost say some shit but like fucking damn it i cannot be fucking woke strider i am not gonna fucking do that
Eve(R)y night i§ a (c)hallenge. ™
like idk man i say all this as a human being who has a moirail who is a troll the relationship serves a far different purpose for me than it does him and like i can do my best to meet his needs but that doesnt mean that shit comes easily or naturally i love him just as surely as he does me but i gotta work hard to make sure im not dropping the ball because i didnt grow up with the same cultural experiences and expectations he did humans are built for social connections but were not socially equipped for quadrant romance and it feels weird and appropriative to apply those terms to our relationships just because we dont like the labels we already have worse still it feels actively gross to apply those labels to a relationship just because its toxic and antagonistic or possibly even abusive
I think you'(R)e the fi(R)§t human I've §een on he(R)e that'§ made a fu(c)king valid point & t(R)ue §tatement about thi§. It'§ been (R)eally FU(C)KING WEIRD to §ee human§ app(R)op(R)iating the§e te(R)m§ fo(R) thei(R) own human-human (R)elation§hip§. I'd get it if they we(R)e like, t(R)ying to (R)elate to u§ u§ing te(R)minology to be§t explain thei(R) mate§p(R)it§hip to §omeone, but when it'§ anything (c)aliginou§ o(R) pale? Wei(R)d§ me out. ™
especially because we already have a term for committed relationships that arent romantic lol we dont have a term for caliginous relationships because for us relationships that have that level of antagonism are actively bad for our health? and those that arent are simply called rivalries you can have an erotic/homoerotic rivalry all you want and that still doesnt make it a pitch relationship because it lacks the nuance and cultural context required
like idk why its so hard for people to understand that assigning labels to something based on vague similarities doesnt actually make it that thing lol i can call a lemon a lime because its shaped the same and theyre both citrus but that doesnt actually make it a lime we had a whole issue with this in zoological classifications where we later found out that something wasnt even remotely related to another even though they looked exactly alike #barelyvagueposting
the fruit wwizard says: i cam call a lemon a tomato and it wil be a tomato
thank you the fruit wizard for your wisdom in this matter
(\ /) i'm a little curious as to what ended up spurring you on so for this, but. could just be a me thing of curiosity. i do like seeing when striders get very wordy. :)
check my replies lol
(\ /) oh, wow. you were getting down into the grit of it all there.
unfortunately lol gave up on trying to get the point across though definitely reached the digging in heels and covering ears and going la la la la i cant hear you stage of the conversation
(\ /) that says more about them than it does for you, but. not like i'd need to repeat that or anything. you're sure as hell resilient to have gone on for as long as you did, though.
now i know how trolls feel when humans sit and talk about troll culture like were the experts lol
i'm so nosy, i need to know what this means
[#INTER$PE#IE$BONDING]
just some... other kind of (not human carapician or troll) being trying to explain human culture and human emotion to me an actual human being as if i am not a human being who knows about human cultures and human emotions on account of being human
[WEIRD ALIEN THING TRYING TO TELL U$ HOW QUADRANT$ REALLY WORK LIKE #OMPARED TO HUMAN ROMAN#E IN HUMAN $O#IETY (TO A TROLL AND A HUMAN RE$PE#TIVELY)]
anyway handleposting so uh sometimes we have to give up the tags we been using since we were 13 cuz weve grown as a person and its kinda embarrassing now anyway timeless because lol and also i am literally perfect forever gadabout cuz i been kind of a roamer the last like decade of my life lmao
Bars.