♠ hated by @timelessGadabout
VOUCH!!!
that makes... one two- a lot. a lot of cool cats i know.
*「 Its okay, fruit punch will help. 」
i wish i had actual powers. immortality sucks. i want beam attacks
THAT'S HILARIOUS. BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE TO INTRODUCE THEM TO THE CONCEPT OF HIGH ART?
@7W0573P90DH34D 5P01L3D M1LK 83 UP0N Y0U
pretend its friday and this is the first #fatbearfriday anyway this is walker
▲way too much pink▼ ▲personally i think the blonde suited you, but whatever▼
NO. AND I WON'T PRETEND I DO TO PRESERVE YOUR FEELINGS. AND- WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY THERE'S NO SHAME IN TRYING, BUT I THINK THERE SHOULD BE A LITTLE SHAME IN TRYING WHEN YOUR JOKES ARE AS BAD AND CORNY AS EGBERT'S.
lets get them!
ALL PRONGS ON DECK FOR THE MURDER PARTY AGAINST MY SCRIPT STEALING COLLEAGUES.
I'M TRYING NOT TO MAKE THIS A FUCKING *THING*. SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT, MR. CAN'T MIND HIS OWN DAMN BUSINESS TO SAVE HIS GODDAMN LIFE. CAN YOU GET OFF MY BULGE ALREADY, OR DO YOU INTEND TO RIDE THIS SHIT TO ABSOLUTE COMPLETION?
A SCIENTIST OF MIDDLING-TO-DECENT REPUTE WITH AN INTEREST IN FUCKING AROUND AND FINDING OUT IN REGARDS TO OTHER TIMELINES AND UNIVERSES SHOVED ME ONTO THE SITE WITH ZERO INSTRUCTION PAST "check it out for me! pleeeaaassseee? :)" SO HERE I AM. CHECKING IT OUT. AND I'VE ALREADY ENCOUNTERED PEOPLE FROM MY UNIVERSE. WHICH IS DECIDEDLY NOT THE PURPOSE OF MY BEING HERE. SO THAT'S AWESOME.
Oh Wonderful, More Humans Coming Onto The Troll Website To Talk About How " Weird " They Think We Are. This Is Exactly What We Needed. #snark
If you want a try and true method to a man's heart, buy him a lot of cigarettes, that might up your chances by 3.7 percent. #substance
aw hehe. i love you too! so i forgive you! i don't forgive dave though. dave will face consequences.
HEHEHE i will never let evil win!!!!
#canceljohnathniel
i'm gonna text her back and see what she wants.
hi so what do you do when your ex(?) girlfriend finally texts you back after ignoring all of your desperate pleas to talk about what happened between you, and all she says is "heyyyyyyyy"? time sensitive.
fine. fine! i'll post it. just paints me in a bit of an intense light! cw gore, but he had it coming. as did his stupid gank-squad time clones. fun fact! when fighting a bunch of out of synch time duplicates of the same dude, they will all probably block the same way when you hit them with the force of a semi. you can't block a hammer like this without some serious grit. he did not have it.
I'm n∞t taking my meds because I've gr∞wn bey∞nd them 😌✨
oh then a big timeline difference. kanaya has been working on trying to get the mother grub to hatch but it’s not worked in the 400 years we’ve been out here on earth c. and apparently it is a thing that our trolls can do but didn’t know they could because the grub mother kind of made that an unnecessary thing. karkat got knocked up by a gamzee during a heat cycle so now there’s an egg. a very banana colored egg at that.
If it's any consolation, there's at least one incredibly normal guy working there. Stick around him and you'll probably leave undrafted.
very bewildered by the differences in the names of brands on some of the different Alternias out there. It seems like so many of them have things like a bizarre name but has "Troll" put in front of it, as though it needs to be differentiated from another version of it. for instance, I saw someone talking about a beverage that is close in name to Mountain Slew called "Troll Mountain Dew". what is this¿ why am I imagining something like damp grass on the troll called The Mountain that people are drinking¿ seems obscene. it just seems like a strange and unimaginative naming system.
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ii <3 corndogs but ii hate thiis part *stiicks hands iin oiil to retriieve you* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
of course anytime dude they also all have little articles of clothing it’s awesome
cool with me then he goes and i dont know where the urethra is walks outside and gets skewered by an icicle and goes no my swedish penis pump enlarged penis just exploded then i kicked his ass down a hill he goes aaaaah curse you strider he probably got my name from peaking at the rideshare app btw smashes through a bunch of guys carrying thick panes of glass his head gets stuck in a billboard of a rhinos ass with the caption what a zoo animal plastered above his bitch ass wowie zowee all kidding aside i think he dine and dashed he was still in there when we left but i dont know what the fuck his plan was for avoiding the debt besides the aforementioned rhinobutt ski theory
just overheard a guy generationally fumble he goes can you pay for these drinks his date goes why hehe are you going through it or something bear in mind her hand was reaching for her purse then he says naw my debit card is just frozen this week because of online gambling she goes ew haha and this motherfucker stands up and goes im not feeling all that respected right now jess pack it in i dont tell you what to do with your money she looked down and didnt look back up for a solid minute he starts talking about how he could put her through college how this puts their future plans in question asking what else shes got an attitude about realize shes got one of those rideshare apps open i work for like six the god lord delivers my phone buzzes jessieeeeee requesting a ride .1 miles from your location hit accept
it's a really cute look.
bingo also ill be real with you empathy has done fuckall for treatin people the right way or prosocial or whatever
I was nearlly finished with a Haiku, needing onlly to find the right words for the finall lline, onlly to reallize "This is nothing. This is Haiku out of habit and nothing ellse" and promptlly delleted it. Poetry is its own purpose, but I cannot stand writing empty words.
Sorry. I should have linked the song.