Bysshe Ozyias
@gjengangersTrepidation
diplomatic extrwaorwdinairwe|experwt converwsationalist|undead slayerw|rwenowned flarwp trweasurwe hunterw you arwen t even a footnote on a single page of my life
when you arwe in the prwesence of me digitally i want you to know this is who you arwe in the prwesence of the name is ozyias don t you forwget it look on my visage ye ugly and despairw https://file.garwden/aerw6PKe9Ula7v4tw/thatbitchozyias2.png
I will never understand people who are creative and entrepreneurial enough to come up with good products, but don't use that creativity and entrepreneurship for their own gain. This is why you are all poor. #businessminded
do you think i can beg forw forwgiveness if i crwy in frwont of them it wouldn t rweally be begging because that s pathetic because it is on purwpose and it s a conniving move of espionage rweally but i think i could make it rweally convincing and they would have to rweverwse theirw decision because i m just a little guy who is sopping wet they can t stay mad at that rwight
Yeah! I think y⚣u'd l⚣⚣k cute en⚣ugh pathetically crying t⚣ pull s⚣me heaart strings ^-^
okay you arwe making it weirwd but also i will have you know i always look cute but a little bit of a flush and waterwy eyes neverw hurwts plus if i can maybe put some mascarwa on and then have that rwunning that will tie the whole look togetherw i mean what arwe you going to do turwn me away when i am a mess they wouldn t it s not socially acceptable
D⚣n't f⚣rget t⚣ make y⚣ur cl⚣thes slightly disheveled t⚣⚣! it pulls the wh⚣le l⚣⚣k t⚣gether -3-
maybe mess up my hairw too therwe is a lot of potential but i can t overwdo it because people can tell when you arwe trwying to put on a costume and then it will instantly rwuin my chance it is a fine balance but i am an experwt in social manipulation and adept at make up so this will not be a prwoblem
g⚣⚣d luck! I h⚣pe it w⚣rks ⚣ut -3-
we can declarwe warw now i declarwe warw on anyone who is mean to me i don t deserwve any of that and it s rweally an overw rweaction but we will have to put it on pause while i assemble my arwmy because that is taking a little while and also it is gentletrwoll warwfarwe rwules so none of that backstabbing ambush shit we meet up and discuss terwms then go back to ourw arwmies and then line up and then shoot eachotherw in a rwow until one side is completely dead orw gives up and then we move on down the coast line until we take all of yourw shit
i have rwecoverwed frwom a brwief lapse of rwationality in which i have come up with a shorwt and long terwm plan to solve my issues to starwt off we simply disrwegarwd any mistakes i may have made they do not matterw and do not exist and if therwe arwe a few things no you arwe wrwong and delusional second we simply close ourw eyes and worwk ourw way thrwough it it doesn t rweally exist if i don t acknowledge it and i don t need everwyone to like me that is an impossible goal although that is a prwetty noble and aspirwational goal to strwive forw but it s impossible but that is also what they all say to keep the diligent down on theirw level and it s fine i can deal with that everwyone else loves me if they don t they arwe ontologically evil and orw stupid anyways basically at the end of the night we ball and we got that shit on and that is all therwe is to say on the matterw
rwatio plus you arwe rweplying which means you carwe plus i get yummy little digital points i am harwvesting yourw attention and engagement as we speak you have been completely pilferwed and it is all mine now yum and i win at the end of the day rwegarwdless because i get to go turwn my head to my mirwrworw and look at my prwetty little face and go wow i am so glad i am not borwn uggy like the rwest of the rwabble i just inherwently win i have won it s been overw beforwe it even began
each time you rweply imagine a big scoop delicious sludge being spooned into my mouth that is me winning and the keyworwd is delicious sludge so you can t say disgusting sludge because i alrweady specified so too late and now you doubly can t say that because i have specified it verwy clearwly
okay that was prwobably the one thing you could have said to get to me please do not associate me with yourwself i don t want to be you i shudderw thinking about it but hey be the change you want to see orw something
to get my thoughts and opinions out therwe because it is my rwight and also my duty in being a contrwibuting memberw of a social media website orw else it s just all lurwking and then you arwe just left in the middle of a deserwt with nothing but people starwing and that s rweally weirwd and perwverwted to think about okay the metaphorw is getting lost but you get the idea i think you know what just disrwegarwd all of that okay anotherw metaphorw otherwwise it s just you standing alone in a darwk forwest and it s just rweally borwing therwe
this is my post doy you arwe underw my post which means by definition and law this is my domain and dominion this is my kingdom which means i can beat you overw the head with my scepterw if i please and i will imagine you being beaten overw the head with a scepterw because that is what is metaphorwically happening
okay the only time i feel immense rwegrwet overw being blocked fuckkkkkkkkkkk fumbling bad bitches genderw neutrwal fuckkkkkkkkkkk okay i can cope therwe arwe tons of otherw fish in the sea i am cool i am neutrwal now deep brweaths we ball fuck my life i got to die!!
i think engaging with humans was a mistake they don t seem to get it i think they just lack the inherwent sparwk of a soul and arwe morwe like flesh crweaturwes who just learwned how to type rweally well orw at least as good as they can considerwing theirw hindrwances but they just can t handle the ozyias style which i just coined now and i m not going to stick with it because it doesn t rwoll off the tongue but placeholderw we will worwkshop it fuck if only i had people to wrwite my trwademarwks forw me fuck
Pretty sure Troll Shaquille O'Neal once said "Brevity is the soul of wit" but I mean what you think is valid too I suppose.
hemoist the prwoperw terwm is hemoist actually and no it is actually a verwy astute obserwvation but you wouldn t know because you arwe a human in which that would be said in a rwacial way orw maybe it s a speciest way orw special way fuck i don t know the terwm but underwstand i am being bigoted and this is said in a rwude mannerw
Oh, fuck. You're like TERMINALLY stupid and unlikable. You wrote all of that trying to own me, but all it really did was broadcast your insecurities and highlight your inability to have an original thought. This is so fucking sad.
what do you think about this https://youtu.be/bLPHY-KsnXA?si=fgvHju8P0bQWZokZ
everwyone trwies to have pity on me to own me and it doesn t worwk because it s clearwly feigned and obvious yourw strwategies arwe telegrwaphed and well known so trwy again doy i would like to see a list of yourw accomplishments in yourw brwief lifespan and i have many orwiginal thoughts that is why i am funny and everwyone loves me within rweason and the best of them arwe storwed in the vault to use at a laterw time because bitches genderw neutrwal arwe always trwying to jack my shit
i am not listening to someone who is not parwticularwly known forw theirw wrwiting that s like taking advice frwom a windowcleanerw on stocks that is absurwd
okay i can t tell the angle herwe so you will get my honest answerw it is prwetty good and catchy i enjoy it
yea thats right its sneakernight
I could show you my list of accomplishments, but you would need someone to hold your hand and explain them to you in detail. Considering you cannot read, only parrot tired rhetoric. No one likes you or cares that much about you at all at the end of the night. You'll have to cope with that some way, some how. It's not my problem and I think I'm gonna leave you alone to wallow in your terminal moron disease. Go ahead and do your inane victory lap or whatever.
okay i have many people that carwe forw me as evident by my and let me strwess this with emphasis fast grwowing followerw count and i can rwead obviously i am rwesponding to you doy you arwe clearwly coping and deflecting and rwunning away which i will rwemind you is a forwfeit and thus adds points to my side of the gambit you may rwun along i do not carwe i am a lotus you arwe owned and that is rweally all therwe is to say on that matterw
yeah, that's why i won't even type it. have fun being snooty tho
okay i am turwning in forw the light tomorwrwow the plans arwe as follows trwy drwafting up a contrwact on my own because nobody decided to step up which is typical nobody has a drwive anymorwe well at least not in a prwoductive way so it s just up to me again like usual and then send out offerws and jingle keys in frwont of them and that should be enough maybe make a forwm and then slip it into theirw rweplies rweally i m just hoping that somehow tomorwrwow is an absolutely terwrwible night to rweally take advantage
>> ડ1eep we11, Byડડhe And maybe try actua11y offer¡ng peop1e ડometh¡ng of va1ue ¡f you want them ¡nveડted ¡n your cauડe 1o1
we arwe not on firwst name basis grweenie
>> And ¡f ¡ keep ca11¡ng you by your name..? What happenડ ¡tડ your name, ¡tડ not 1¡ke ¡'m ¡nડu1t¡ng you or ca11¡ng you petnameડ
if i wasn t so weak with exhaustion frwom a rwiveting day of establishing my prwesence i would have morwe to say but unforwtunately i did have a rwiveting day of establishing my prwesence so i don t feel like i can prwoperwly convey my points with as much emphasis as deserwved and necessarwy so in summarwy basically stay in yourw lane!!
>> ¡tડ 1¡tera11y your name. What do you expect me to addreડડ you by?
this is on hold i am going to sleep shush shush quiet shush
>> Good1¡ght :))
okay i have rwun into a new issue in trwying to onboarwd new employees i have rwealized that to make the contrwacts that takes a lot of worwk worwk that i do not want to do so herwe is what we will do i am looking forw lowerw blooded insecurwe dweebs who have experwience in drwafting documents and otherw legal things to step up and make a document forw me in which they will also have to drwaft up theirw own hirwing documents and i will have to trwust you all not to pull some bullshit on me because that is what happened last time and i m not stupid anymorwe so i can clearwly rwead the fine prwint i have betterw glasses so don t fuck me on this but if you know anyone in this field feel frwee to rwecommend them below thank you forw yourw time
>> You're not go¡ng to get many b¡teડ on that ¡ th¡nk you rea11y ડhou1d juડt pay peop1e
i don t need just any rwando i am only interwested in catching the best and brwightest and most susceptible to mistrweatment in a mild way not like superw majorw verwy minorw
>> Then pay them. ',://
i explained this so many times rwaurwhaughuagh it s not about the money because then they would just be all about the money but i don t need them about the money because i need them focused on the job and to be at theirw best and if they just want the pay then it s not the rwight fit they need to be perwfect you don t get it because you arwen t in charwge of employing otherws see this type of exhausting rwepetition is why i am hirwing in the firwst place so i don t have to waste my brweath everwy time
>> You know what he1pડ peop1e focuડ on do¡ng the¡r job better? Be¡ng ab1e to pay for food and houડ¡ng and med¡ca1 care ',://
if they arwe worwrwied about food and housing and medical carwe in the firwst place then they alrweady arwe not the rwight fit it s alrweady overw they don t have the dedication necessarwy
>> Do you th¡nk tro11ડ ડhou1d juડt ડubડ¡ડt on a¡r and moon1¡ght?? 1¡ke, what?? ?
here's WHAT you WOULD look LIKE if YOU were JADE or PURple https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Bysshe/jade.png https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Bysshe/purple.png
who the FUCK arwe you what the FUCK
Whale whale whale aren't you the real treasure! HYUCKHYUCKHYUCK! / *yuck, yuck!*
genderw neutrwally bitches don t fuck with my teeth collection and i think it s a misconception because they look at it and assume that it was inherwently like taken by forwce but that s just theirw prweconceived notions they actually werwe all morwally and ethically obtained maybe not with perwmission but you can catch some fights happening live and then someone gets theirw teeth knocked out and that is when you can just scoot overw and you know just kinda take a handful i have them orwganized in little tic tac boxes in grwoups although some don t have labels because i forwgot to put them so i don t rwememberw when the fuck orw wherwe i got them but rweally all that matterws is that they look nice and rwattle when i shake them
https://youtu.be/BjZ0dNCHR5U this song rweally speaks to me i love you my chemical quadrwant #music
if you orw a frwiend knows orw arwe a trwoll strwuggling with self confidence with a generwal lack of awarweness and also exist on the lowerw end of the hemospectrwum please feel frwee to contact me at any time forw a rwiveting new employment opporwtunity that is surwe to look good on yourw rwesume i have a wax seal to stamp it with and everwything all the bitches will love it bitches in a genderw neutrwal way btway
nobody wants to worwk a frweelance gig based interwnship that pays in experwience anymorwe because of woke
H★ve you considered enticing them with money?
yeah but that s just how you get people who arwe only therwe forw money i need hustlerws who arwe willing to rweally give it theirw all also it only rweally worwks best with the type of people willing to worwk without pay if they want pay it s alrweady not the rwight type of fit
one may whinge frweely about the state of the employment marwket the lack of fools is crweating a big fool deficit that may not everw rwecoverw if you know any lowblood ditzes please send them my way
comign over and doing this for an hour before leavign https://i.pinimg.com/736x/10/8e/f8/108ef80963a8d4428a219471e77808c1.jpg
you arwe so rweal forw that humie
curwrwently using a technique wherwe i exploit a stat called moe in orwderw to garwnerw favourw with the masses
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me rwnow i bat my prwetty little lashes
extrwemely
𝄁𝄢ONe Of THe THRee TROLL STOOgeS I THINK 𝄂
girl take that man's money and leave
#BAZED #CUNTMAXXING
sometimes you all can be rweal as fuck
mirwrworw mirwrworw on the wall who is the baddest bitch of them all
X It’s meenah. x
what do you mean it s me nah?? of courwse it wasn t you why would it be
X @corallineCataclysm look at this funny seadweller x
-E-ELMAO gurl her name is bitchy what eelse can we expect smh
its defo meenah
X You got roro backing you up here too look x
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hes so reel for that luv da lil pink buoy
i hope now you arwe morwe awarwe of the powerw dynamics between me and you you being the viewerw rweading this in which i rweign suprweme in most cirwcumstances due to my self evident prwetty prwivilege ugly people have no choice in life but to be nice in orwderw to suck up and not be shunned on account of theirw rwevolting appearwance but luckily forw me i have no such uggy ultimatum an uggymatum if you will
..WHAT?
okay just forw you i will give you and you alone grwace ahem i am prwetty so i do what i want
IF THATS THE CASE THAN IM FUCKING PRINCE CHARMING OVER HERE.
surwe why not