Bysshe Ozyias, Undefeated Charwming Diplomatic Extrwaorwdinairwe
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diplomatic extrwaorwdinairwe|experwt converwsationalist|undead slayerw|rwenowned flarwp trweasurwe hunterw you arwen t even a footnote on a single page of my life
everwyone is giving lists but you see that s wherwe you all alrweady fail because if you have to beg and give rweasons why you should be courwted and it s not alrweady obvious and apparwent you have alrweady lost see this is why i use titles like the one next to my name rwight herwe rwight above therwe and i also intrwoduce myself using them because now everwyone gets the idea of my accomplishments and talents and that itself is the rweasons why everwyone trwies to courwt me it is strweamlined
i could neverw go to a masquerwade only because that would rwequirwe hiding my face and like why would i do that it only makes sense if everwyone else is ugly so they can all hang out without rwepelling each otherw but you know you do get to wearw nice clothes so maybe the trwade off is worwth it although it s kind of like being a whorwe when you show off only yourw body and nothing else hm
The simplle joy of Identity Theft. What ellse.
toxic trwaits arwe simply trwaits that otherws want to shame you forw but it is because they arwe jealous they do not have them
guys don t block me you arwe going to miss out on the arwc wherwe you find out i m rweally not as bad as i seem when you get to know me except i don t rweally change how i act orw how i talk orw what i say and it is morwe like you just tolerwate it
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ so the sunk cost arch? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
now is not the time to talk about my arwch
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ oh shit my bad, see you next season bro. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
i m just saying if i did kidnapping i would do it rwight and they would just disappearw but well then nobody would know hm i guess that rweally is the parwadox of the perwfect crwime nobody is able to apprweciate it i guess that is why most just do it the old fashioned way and just outrwight cull anyone they do not like then you can just easily take crwedit forw it
i used to think that the amount of kidnapping cases that werwe publicly viewable on chittrw was like anomalously high but then i thought about theirw castes forw like two seconds and no it makes sense i think that is just norwmal life which is unforwtunate unforwtunate forw me that is because instead of disappearwing like norwmal the kidnapperw continues to post thrwough theirw account so even then i am not rwid of them please by all means take them away forweverw
⦓ ... Speaking to you as another seadweller since I am assuming you won't listen to anyone of another caste; What the fuck made you think it's okay to say this? You don't need to answer, I'm about to block you. Just wanted to make you think. ⦔
i have upset the kidnapdom but at least most of the kidnappees arwen t arwound to comment
actually as an extension of what i said beforwe can everwyone else lock in
no that is the exact opposite of what i meant that is not locking in that is staying unlocked you arwe opening yourw doorws and mouth wide open that is not locking in
Duh, have y0u tried kissing s0me0ne with y0ur m0uth wide 0pen? Like yeah, it w0rks, 8ut it's s0 sl0ppy, that's f0r later, when y0u've already g0tten int0 s0me #nsfw stuff
wht r w3 lockn in 4??
everwything sounds abhorwrwent in that and yucky you arwe yucky yuck!! yucky you!! perwsonally would not want the appeal in explorwing all of that i would rwatherw keep my own tasteslab in my own mouth tasting something sweet orw salty like a snack it feels prwetty unprwoductive i can t see the appeal especially when you have to starwe at someone s ugly mug the entirwe time like i mean i guess you could close yourw eyes but you arwe still face to face it is a little too close forw comforwt it just sounds like a panache
Yeah, hey, chill. It's n0t f0r every0ne and that's fine, y0u d0n't need t0 d0 allat
well the generwal prwinciple was to not be all sappy and fantasizing about making out with otherws but i am prwetty surwe everwyone else has failed to do this and i don t think it is possible to establish this so i think all hope is lost and therwe is nothing morwe we can do
i would be good at it i simply abstain frwom doing so because everwything is forw me and the things i do not do is because i will it not to be it is that simple
Yeah, I'm n0t saying y0u w0uldn't, just saying y0u d0n't g0tta get s0 w0rked up a80ut it. Y0u can just 8l0ck the #nsfw tag, y'kn0w
and miss out when it finally gets good and i won t be therwe to see it like a chump i have fallen forw that too many times also i am perwfectly fine and neutrwal and okay not neutrwal but whateverw is the next best thing to neutrwal is that is what i am see the generwal rwule to abide by is to make a point and then stick to it no matterw what because else you do not have a leg to stand on so when i make a point i am basically rweady to die forw it like ten times out of eleven it is just simply the way it is that is the rweal technique to having everwyone rwespect you is to neverw bluff and neverw say what you do not mean because then yourw worwd is basically law and what i am trwying to say is nuh uh
my vulnerwable post is sometimes i wonderw if i am neverw going to find anyone i rwespect enough to be in any sorwt of long terwm rwelationship with because i am too good forw them therwe is not rweally anyone i want to settle forw and i sometimes wonderw if therwe is anyone actually worwthwhile orw at least somewhat equal to me but you know it will come naturwally as they say rweally it is about maintaining yourw self worwth because you attrwact what you put out therwe so as long as you show yourw best self then the suitorws will follow
wow is it beggarw hourw tonight why is everwyone asking forw handouts to view messages i mean if someone is offerwing to pay me forw my messages i won t mind aha
everwything is going accorwding to plan i now have hit fifty followerws which means that is rwounding up basically one hundrwed which means i am moving on up on the social hierwarwchy of this site and specifically i mentioned and specified this site because someone may claim i am not popularw in which that would be a falsity because i am verwy popularw i just did not touch this site forw a while but now that i have i am rwapidly grwowing in influence like usual it was all prwojected anyways long beforwe by me at this rwate i will be at maybe like well i am not surwe maybe like one hundrwed and eleven that seems like a good numberw
>--D=Aspect=this=and=class=that=why=define=ourselves=using=such=arbitrary=and=limited=definitions=when=the=hemospectrum=exists=and=is=both=factual=and=older=this=post=is=not=aimed=at=any=highbloods=who=do=so=of=course=haha=:P//<
I love how much your values contradict themselves ꨄ︎ ༘⋆ ༘⋆
>--D=Today=must=be=my=lucky=day=then=for=one=as=lowly=as=myself=to=earn=your=approval=haha=:)//<
You're hilarious. ༘⋆ ༘⋆
>--D=I=will=admit=I=am=not=quite=sure=how=exactly=what=I=said=is=humorous=but=the=important=thing=is=that=however=unintentionally=my=existence=brightened=yours=in=a=way=that=is=utterly=meaningless=and=you=do=not=depend=on=in=any=way=of=course=but=still=haha=:)//<
My church teaches that comedy and tragedy are interchangeable ꩜ AN୭ Y౷U, SWEETIE ꩜ Are delightfully tragic ꨄ︎ ༘⋆ ༘⋆
“older”. there are magnitudes to how wrong that parti(ular fa(toid is
>--D=I=see=well=I=am=happy=my=life=is=tragic=apparently=even=if=personally=I=feel=I=have=been=blessed=by=what=opportunities=were=given=to=me=relative=to=what=I=deserve=which=is=far=less=than=what=I=have=been=given=:)//<
>--D=Silence=hemoanon=this=is=a=joke=I=know=you=mutated=your=own=blood=haha=:P//<
oh 7eah that’s wh7 i don’t talk to 7ou
>--D=Sorry=I=do=wish=we=talked=if=only=because=I=am=fascinated=by=your=existence=to=some=degree=hah=:?//<
if you can't cuddle your ki2me2i2 then why are you even in a romantic relation2hip. you 2hould 6e a6le to lick each other'2 wound2 when you're done fi9htin9, then collap2e to9ether on the couch and watch a movie while waitin9 for your 6lood to 2top racin9.
thi2 po2t 6rou9ht to you 6y my ki2me2i2'2 hu9e 2weaty arm2 after i kicked hi2 a22.
i cant stand *hen trolls are ugly AND unfunny AND lo*blooded like oh my cod pick a struggle
Unfortunately, I waz diztracted while procraztinating at my job. Zomething I doubt you have.
Az if any troll in your cazte could bee conzidered caring or generouz. <__> How goez the truzt fund and lazing about with no real zkillz?
Ah, I zee. A lazy bum and a creep. What are the chancez! My buzinezz iz doing great. I get to meet plenty of trollz with zome proper zenze in them. <__#>
I would zay it'z a challenge. A good one. Feelz nice to actually earn thingz through your own hard work and perzeverance. Not that you know anything about that...
>O+ LIttLE RASCAL tOOK ALL OF OUR MONEY. NOW HE "FLEXES".
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damn... he looks chiill af
please tell this little guy I would die for him
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Gosh............ princesses kissing........ princes and warriors kissing............ this world is beautiful....
im looking the other way on the that second half because the picture was really good. but watch out, egbert.
uh huh..... [ EYES ]
takes off my glasses so i dont have to look at you
i think i need to trwansition to shorwt forwm content unforwtunately nobody apprweciates long forwm content anymorwe and apparwently the attention spans of trwolls have decrweased substantially so you rweally don t have a lot of time to elaborwate on any details sighs but how will anyone underwstand yourw positions in depth without being able to explain the nuances unless i make a faquestions that may worwk although that takes tome to set up and i do not know what the frwequently asked questions arwe anyways but maybe i will just make it as i go along orw get somebody else to do it it depends i mean oh wait i forwgot to even answerw the questions given to me long ago fuck oh and i forwgot to tag my stuff with #bysshepost fuck orw was it #byssheposts fuck i forwgot okay well it doesn t matterw i will just choose the forwmerw one because why would it be plurwal when it rweferws to what everw the most curwrwent post is anyways
if youvve evver wwronged me, i wwant you to knoww that i truly hold no enmity, and also I havve a cool bottle of your favvorite drink in my, still under renovvation, cellar.
sometimes i forwget who has been nice to me and who i was trwying to be nice to incrwease my social standings so i kind of fuck up and then rwegrwess all of my social links but you know what it is merwely minorw set backs and my charwm wins them all overw in the end
>> ¡ w¡11 have to keep be¡ng n¡ce to you ડo you don't forget about that
it'ss a sstruggle every night between wanting to dressss cute ass hell (becausse i am), or going comfy sstyle becausse i don't have the fucking patience
this is so trwue nobody will everw underwstand the strwuggle us beautiful people go thrwough sighs
666--> 1 don't s33 4ny rul3s th4t s4y you c4n't do both.
unfortunately my definitionss of 'cute' and 'comfortable' when it comess to fasshion are nowhere near each other.