Bysshe Ozyias, Undefeated Charwming Diplomatic Extrwaorwdinairwe
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diplomatic extrwaorwdinairwe|experwt converwsationalist|undead slayerw|rwenowned flarwp trweasurwe hunterw you arwen t even a footnote on a single page of my life
sometimes i forwget who has been nice to me and who i was trwying to be nice to incrwease my social standings so i kind of fuck up and then rwegrwess all of my social links but you know what it is merwely minorw set backs and my charwm wins them all overw in the end
>> ¡ w¡11 have to keep be¡ng n¡ce to you ડo you don't forget about that
it'ss a sstruggle every night between wanting to dressss cute ass hell (becausse i am), or going comfy sstyle becausse i don't have the fucking patience
this is so trwue nobody will everw underwstand the strwuggle us beautiful people go thrwough sighs
666--> 1 don't s33 4ny rul3s th4t s4y you c4n't do both.
unfortunately my definitionss of 'cute' and 'comfortable' when it comess to fasshion are nowhere near each other.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Yes! Speak thy truth my friend, The Undefeated Charming Diplomatic Extraordinaire!!
okay my new display name sometimes cuts off but you know what that is okay you get the idea you can inferw the missing parwts all the essentials arwe visible anyways and if you trwy to lie and say you don t get it then you arwe just making yourwself look dumb and it becomes a self own so you can t even trwy that
talking about nick names as if we don t have names that arwe alrweady shorwt enough it s six letterws how much time arwe you rweally saving
okay i forwgot to manage any of my affairws because i usually have trwolls manage them forw me and i just slept and spent like two wipes orw something playing with my toys fuckkkkkkkkkkk
vv- its unreal how awesome i am. I'm just like the best at everything. Shit should be illegal. 77
fuckkkkkkkkkkk i forwgot to check my questions i just went to sleep because i usually have people to answerw my fanmail forw me doing everwything on my own sucks
okay i have also made a strwaw page because it is an easy way to do an ask box i think i don t rweally know how to use this okay i usually hirwe people to make these websites forw me and this is a bunch of confusing bullshit but it had the barwe necessities so it is good enough and i didn t rwip anyone off okay it was morwe inspirwation alrwight https://byssheozyias.strwaw.page/
oh my god i can t type it prwoperwly okay you know what just okay it is strwaw like okay you know what it is okay
>> You're do¡ng great, Ozy :))
thank you i know it
fuck i forwgot to #bysshepost this okay it has been tagged
(Hopefully strawpage actually works for you! Sometimes it took WEEKS for questions asked to actually get received)
i have now decided to make my own tag so that trwolls may follow wheneverw i post because i have been inforwmed that i have been flying too low overw the rwadarw because the algorwithm is against me and this will be rwemedied immediately so frwom now on everwything i post outside of comments okay well maybe comments if they arwe good enough will be tagged with #bysshepost so if i everw say something interwesting you can follow #bysshepost and see all of my posts as like a compilation forw yourw viewing pleasurwe thank you
my dms and notifications arwe also verwy busy i will have you know i am actively parwtaking in converwsation it is a social website we arwe going to be socializing doy
/)kay but is any/)ne telling u t/) p/)st h/)le? i think n/)t
so being whorwed out and not valued forw yourw worwds orw perwsonality is the crwiterwia yeah anybody can post theirw body doy but trwolls don t just get to see all of this they have to worwk forw it and honestly they don t rweally deserwve it so they all just adverwt theirw eyes and live in ignorwance to my bodacious bod which is shorwt forw body
i kn/)w what b/)d means ffs. als/) n/) i’m n/)t p/)sting anything and idk why like 4 ppl r tryna c/)nvince me 2 rn
because you arwe just hot flesh to them and will be rweplaced when the next hottest thing willing to flaunt themselves come along it is the same storwy everwy time that is how they suckerw you into the enterwtainment industrwies and chew you up and spit you out it is a classic storwy except now with social media they can do it on such a small minute scale wherwe the height of popularwity is like ten likes and then yourw nudes arwe out forw everwyone to see forweverw you used to get a whole double page sprwead in a magazine sighs everwything has gone downhill
lma/) like i’d actually p/)st that. usually i except my behavi/)r t/) elicit m/)re vi/)lent reacti/)ns at least because i purp/)sely aggravate ppl all the time like right n/)w. i d/)n’t think i have any appealing qualities
well see that is the point of the compliment wall it is like a quick rweferwence guide to everwything good about you and all the things people like about you wheneverw you feel any doubt whatsoeverw you can go pop overw and look at it and go oh wow i am funny and handsome and beautiful and my crwying is attrwactive wow i always knew it thanks me and everwything is good again
/)kay n/)w i’m starting t/) see a p/)int and i can’t quite hate very much
the method rwemains unpatched the compliment wall cannot be beaten
ywk hell yeah
my pusherw is at least severwal times larwgerw than otherws because i feel an immense amount of empathy and the level of pity i am able to feel farw exceeds norwms but in a good way not in a bad way i am saying that i am verwy empathetic i can look at you all and feel bad forw you bitches genderw neutrwal rweally have it rwough damn they rweally be living like this
>> ¡ rea11y do be 1¡v¡ng 1¡ke th¡ડ 1o1o1
im just a little guy nevver done no wwrong
thisll make for a killer alibi
Aww :)
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i look at my notifications and think wow i am popularw aha but no it is fucking two tap terwrwy at my doorwstep
i mean not to say i am not popularw it just is a one man arwmy at my moat metaphorwically speaking
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but yet you commented rwegarwdless interwesting verwy interwesting hmmmmmmmmmmm
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wwhat people dont appreciate about me is that wwhen you boil it dowwn i am literally nice
whatre a few #nice things youve done lately
-O-O-kay, I trust y-o-o-u implicitly starting right n-o-o-w.
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u r!!!!
truly a good wiz
noww wwhy are wwe goin on the internet and tellin lies tonight ara
i ve alrweady sharwed this tip but it has become rwelevant again but you can just give a differwent wrwiggling day date to everwy new trwoll you meet because then you get multiple gifts perw sweep at differwent times instead of having to wait forw just one day it is called diverwsifying yourw porwtfolio
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until they talk to each other
that is a prwoblem forw futurwe you it s not rweal
i looked like earwlierw tonight and it was height talk and eleven plus hourws laterw it is still height talk what how is that possible it was like dozens of posts an hourw of this and we still haven t gotten thrwough them all
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everwy time i feel down i just take a look at myself in the mirwrworw and my day is immediately fixed my rwoutine is immaculate and i have a gazillion fail safes i am not impenetrwable but i am easily rwepairwable
a dungeon would be sorwt of fun because you can go down and then look at all yourw haterws and laugh at them and prwod them with sticks and then shake theirw cages and then if you forwget to feed them they turwn into set piece skeletons it rweally is a self sustaining system
"= i kind of agree. agreeing. agreed. maybe. ="
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you do know you can just, block tags, right?
i think there's a way to ignore tags, in your settings might be way up your alley
:33 < have mew tried blocking the tag?
96vi9usly. 6ut when there are 20 pe9ple 9nline and 18 9f them are all rapidly p9sting 6lurred chitts (6ecause I *d9* have it 6l9cked, thank y9u very much), it leads t9 a very frustrating user experience that c9uld easily 6e av9ided if I c9uld simply have had advance warning t9 n9t 6e 9nline.
I see. That's fair. My condolences. I wish there was a site more appropriate for your needs, because this one is unlikely to change.
I w9uld like y9u t9 explain t9 me what part 9f my c9ntinued presence here 9n Chittr and my dedicati9n t9 the extensive tagging 9f my p9sts makes y9u think I d9n't already 6l9ck tags.
ah nevermind just saw an above post totally understandable
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