LORD JACK
@lordJack
FORMER ARCHAGENT OF DERSE. SECONDARY VESSEL TO THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH. THE END SHALL BE WROUGHT UPON EVERY ONE OF YOUR SORRY FACES.
GREETINGS AND GOOD RIDDANCE. // non-canon compliant acc for lord jack bc i think he's got so much aura // block me if the flashing colors bother you!!! will mark any posts with flashing colors with #cw-eyestrain from now on https://file.garden/ZGUeUWLYvB6VkIEC/lord%20jack/lord%20jack.gif
I HAVE ARRIVED AT THE END OF TIME. I ARRIVED ALONE AND uNACCOMPANIED. THE FuCKING SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS CANNOT BE uNDERSTATED. I ALONE OuTLAST ALL. I ALONE DECIDE WHO SuRVIVES ALL EXTINCTION EVENTS. I ALONE DECIDE WHO SKIRTS THE BOuNDARIES OF THE APOCALYPSE. I ALONE FLY IN THE FACE OF INEVITABLE AND INEFFABLE END. I CAN MAKE EVERY AND ANY WIMP DICKED LIMP WRISTED LOSER INTO A GOD. MY CHARACTER ARC. THE CHARACTER ARC OF ALL TIME. IS CHOOSING WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES. FOREVER. IT’S NOT JuST A BADGE. OK. TECHNICALLY IT KIND OF FuCKING IS. BuT IT SIGNIFIES MORE. ALL THE IMMORTAL PRETENDERS DIE OuT. ALL THE EVERLASTING WERE OuTLASTED AND SPENT. ALL THE INVINCIBLE. PROVED VERY VINCABLE WHERE IT COuNTED MOST. WHEN IT COuNTED MOST. AND I WILL AuTHOR A GLORIOuS ETERNITY. WITH WHOEVER I WANT. BECAuSE I GODDAMN FEEL LIKE IT.
ᐖ HAI ᑈARLBORN ᐛ
nUH UH,
Sounds fake.
hey man just curious am i living or am i going down with this ship? just wondering thanks
bOoooooriiiiiIng
i couldnt even imagine what it would be like at the end of time (|:o i would like to think it would be...sorta freeing in a way or maybe it would be a burden being the one to decide who lives and dies in the end ......... the arbiter of life and death at the end of all things is quite the title to hold big boss!!! we think you wear it pretty well hahahaha :)
I AM OF EQUAL HEIGHT WITH EVERY OTHER JACK NOIR. I SWEAR TO GOD IF A JACK COMES BY AND TELLS ME "UM ACTUALLY I GREW" OR SOME BULLSHIT I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN AND TORTURE THE SORRY SOUL.
I hate to say this buddy.
HOW. FUCKING EXPLAIN.
WHAT A RUSSSSSSH, WHAT A THRILL!
you gotta $top whipping your $no¢k out on the da$hboard, man
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOU TASTE LIKE.
...REALLY..? MAY I ASK, WHO WAS THE SECOND ONE? LIKE. I AM A PRETTY BIG CARNIVORE TYPE GUY. HAVE NEVER HAD THE INTEREST IN EATING IN MILLENIA. BUT US CARAPACIANS CAN BE VERY CARNIVOROUS IN A SENSE, DEPENDING ON WHO YOU ASK. SO YEAH LIKE. WHO.
some slick guy i don't remember his handle but he was like way interested in the whole concept so i guess i get two nickels now cause it happened twice. although tbh this feels a little less special bc he asked me specifically an this is just public engagement ;/
BLUE MEAT IS A GOOD ANSWER. THANKS. I DIDNT REALLY EXPECT ANY REAL ANSWERS OUT OF THIS IN ALL HONESTY. I MEAN, WHAT KINDA PSYCHO CONSUMES HIS OWN FLESH HAHAH? IVE TRIED MINE. ITS SURPRISINGLY DELICIOUS. YEAH.
HM. I GUESS ITS JUST IN THE JACK NOIR BLOOD. ...CARE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION, OR IS THE LACK OF SPECIAL ATTENTION TO YOU SPECIFICALLY ENOUGH TO DISUADE YOU FROM ANSWERING A PROBABLY PERSONAL QUESTION. I DO NOT JUDGE YOU IF YOU DO.
man idfk what i taste like i ain't a freak like that. but if you mean metaphorically or metaphysically i probably taste like an august evening on a back porch with sandalwood burnin on the ledge an rain just startin hope this helps <3
THAT IS VERY POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL. I CANNOT DENY. THAT MADE ME SMILE A LITTLE READING IT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVELY ANSWER. I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A NICE NIGHT.
heh i guess i just still got it is all call me a modern day wordsmith ;) gl with findin your guy who wants to be dinner or whatever
WHEN DID YOU GET THAT IDEA. I WAS JUST BORED WHEN I ASKED THIS LMAO. THANK YOU FOR THE CONSIDERATION, THOUGH. PERHAPS ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL FIND AN EQUAL TO BUTT HEADS WITH SOMEHOW. SIGH.
see under assumptions cause a that other one that did in fact wanna eat me. he was real bummed out when i said no. i'm always havin to let people down easy ;(
MAY YOU FIND A LIKE-MINDED EQUAL TO SPEND YOUR DAYS WITH WELL. ROMANTIC OR NOT, EVERYTHING IS SO VAST THERE WILL FOREVER BE SOMEONE YOU WONT BE LETTING DOWN AS MUCH. WISHING YOU WELL.
...HEY, HERES A FUN HYPOTHETICAL! WHICH ONE OF THESE TWO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE, AND WHY? 1) FULL FIRST GUARDIAN POWERS 2) POOL MAJYYKS (THE KIND THAT MAKE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY IMMORTAL AND WHATNOT) YOU DO NOT GET TO KEEP ANY OTHER POWERS ALONGSIDE THE ONE YOU CHOOSE HERE (I.E. GOD TIER)
TRICK QUESTION MY GOOD FRIEND/BAD FRIEND/GUY WITH THE AWESOME e y e s YOU TAKE BOTH AND MAKE OUT LIKE A BANDIT AND LIVE IT UP LARGE AND SERVE IT UP GARYS WAY YOU TAKE ALL AND
i dont know what either of those kind of powers are!!! not like i have powers now i dont even got a survival ability hehe soooo either are good! flip a coin! see what fate has in store (|:p
YEAH NO THAT WASNT THE HYPOTHETICAL I PRESENTED. YOUR ENTHUSIASM IS FAIRLY APPRECIATED NONETHELESS HOWEVER. WHAT WOULD YOU THEORETICALLY DO WITH THOSE POWERS? IF YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
WELL, FUN FACT, OUR BOSS LORD ENGLISH ACTUALLY HOLDS BOTH OF THESE POWERS! THE ONLY BEING IN EXISTENCE TO DO SO, IN FACT. HAHAHEEHAA... LORD HE SURE IS THE GREATEST.
DAMN (|:O sounds like a lot of power to control!! guess thats why hes the boss huh hehe
YES INDEED, YES INDEED. HAAHAAHOOHEEHAAHAAHAA! OH MAN. OH MAN I LOVE REVELING IN THE GREATNESS OF THE BOSS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE OPPORTUNITY. MY MOOD IS SIGNIFICANTLY HEIGHTENED FOR THE TIME BEING.
WELL SEEING AS I ALREADY HAVE HALF OF THOSE GRAND GRAND POWERS, IT WOULD JUST BE A HOP SKIP AND A JUMP TO GET THE OTHER. UNLESS IF I TRIP ON THE WAY THROUGH. AND BY TRIP I MEAN MY SISTER TAKING MY LEGS IN A FUN GAME OF TAG : D EXPAND MY REACH. PLAN MY PLANS. PLAY THE g a m e START THE LOOP NORMAL INSPIRING GROWING PEOPLE THINGS YOU KNOW
... IM NEVER GOING TO LEARN WHAT YOUR DEAL IS, AM I. HOW INFURIATING. TEASING ME LIKE THIS WITH YOUR VAGUE WORDS. YOUR SHIT EATING GRIN. THAT NAME. WELL, ENJOY YOUR POWERS TO THE FULLEST. ETERNITY COMES FOR US ALL NO MATTER WHAT. I GUESS.
OH! THE ANSWER IS VERY SIMPLE ON MY DEAL. I AM REX. 12TH IN THE NOIR HARKEN LINE. IT IS NOT A GRIN, BUT A BEAMING SMILE. SOME WOULD CALL IT AWARD LOSING EVEN. IS THERE SOMETHING "UP" AS THEY WOULD SAY ABOUT ME?
SIGH. TWO QUESTIONS CURRENTLY. 1) DOES THE NOIR HARKEN LINE HAVE ANY. IMPORTANCE? RELEVANCE? CULTURALLY, HISTORICALLY, ETCETERA ETCETERA. 2) YOU MENTIONED YOU ALREADY HAVE HALF OF "THOSE GRAND GRAND POWERS". I AM IMPRESSED BY YOUR BOLDNESS TO SIMPLY WAVE AWAY THAT FACT. NOT THAT I EXPECTED YOU TO GO INTO A SEVERAL PARAGRAPH LONG DIATRIBE ABOUT IT INITIALLY, SIMPLY THAT I AM AWFULLY CURIOUS ABOUT IT. SINCE UH. WELL TO PUT IT SIMPLY WE SHARE NAMES A LITTLE.
OH HEY. AN AD FOR @CHARMEUSECARESSING ON TOP OF THE SITE FOR ME. LOOKING GREAT OVER THERE! AWFULLY VAGUE ADVERTISEMENT FOR IT TO LITERALLY JUST BE YOUR FACE. BUT I DIG THAT. AFTER ALL, YOUR SERVICES DONT SEEM LIKE THEY WOULD BE REQUESTED BY THE COMMON TROLL SO WHY SPLATTER THE SERVICE OUT FOR THEM ALL TO SEE. HAAHAA. HONESTLY IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE SENSE AS TO WHAT THE AD IS FOR RIGHT NOW BECAUSE APART FROM THAT EXPLANATION I GENUINELY DO NOT KNOW.
👆 ☝️ no thats it ☝️ 👆 😁 😄 my face is the entire advertisement 😄 😁 👌 think about it like this 👌 🖐️ ✋ my deliverables and handmade products only make me a fraction of retail value income because of supply chains, material constraints, labor hours, psionic taxation fees, and minimal gratuity payments 🖐️ 🖐️ 🤔 💭 but brand awareness? instant value 🤔 💭 🥇 🏅 organic adspace acclaim? that fosters initiative to seek out more info 🏅 🥇 😝 consumers arent dumb they know when they are being manipulated and sold a lie, and that leads to brand fatigue and #ImTiredBoss 🥱 🛞 😪 😁 but knowing about me is the tiered subscription model of automatic networking, over the course of this conversation my ad has become a hit netting me FIVE new followers who otherwise never would have seen my content ⚡️ #Chairminisplaining #LikeABoss 🟢💅🫶 CHARMS is ONLINE and ADVERTANTALISING.
DAMN. YEAH, NO WONDER I'VE NEVER BEEN IN CHARGE AS A BUSINESSMAN IN MY OPERATIONS. YOU SPEAK OF IMPRESSIVELY OBVIOUS TRUTHS THAT I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF BEFORE. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK ROEWZI. MAKE THAT LINE GO UP AND UP, OR HOWEVER THAT SAYING GOES HAAHAAHOOHEHEH.
BOY AM I HAPPY MY EXISTENCE IS NOT DEFINED BY THIS FUCKING SITE. IF IT WAS I WOULD ABSOLUTELY GO BATSHIT INSANE HAHAHA! I NEED TO TERRORIZE A PLANET AGAIN BEFORE THESE IMPERFECT MELANCHOLIC MUSINGS CONSUME ME.
wut
HEY MAN. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY TO THIS. "WUT" WHAT. "WUT" DO I MEAN BY THE WHOLE PREVIOUS STATEMENT? I FEEL AS THOUGH ITS PRETTY CLEAR. THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE ON HERE THAT MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THEIR WHOLE EXISTENCE IS ENTIRELY DEDICATED TO THIS SITE. IF THAT WAS THE CASE FOR ME, I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SURVIVE. ...A RIDICULOUS THOUGHT, ESPECIALLY TO THROW OUT PUBLICALLY ON HERE FOR SURE, YES. YET YOU HAVE CAUGHT ME ON A STRANGE BOUT OF MENTAL WEAKNESS TONIGHT. I CANNOT BE PERFECT, AFTER ALL.
bro stop me before i say something mean ill have to tag cw
I CAN IMAGINE IT. IF ITS WORSE THAN HOW IT IS IN MY IMAGINATION. I CAN HONESTLY UNDERSTAND WHY SO MANY PEOPLE ON HERE SEEM MORONIC AND RIDICULOUS TO NO END. ABSOLUTELY PITIFUL. MAY NONE OF US WELL-HEADED PEOPLE SUFFER THAT HORRENDOUS FATE.
I MUST ADMIT SOMETHING. ALL OF A SUDDEN. I AM HAVING A BOUT OF. STRANGELY VULNERABLE FEELINGS. FEELINGS OF LONGING. NOT OF ANY OVERTLY RIDICULOUS OR PATHETIC REASONS. BUT. MORESO OF. A LACK OF AN EQUAL. AN EQUAL THAT. COULD RIVAL ME IN INTELLECTUAL WAYS AND BEYOND. YES I AM #YEARNING FOR PITCH ROMANCE SO WHAT HUH ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. EVEN IF YOU DID, I DOUBT YOU WOULD BE WORTH MY FUCKING TIME AT ALL. NOTHING IS WORTH MY TIME ANYMORE. NOTHING BUT MY DEDICATION TO THE ONE TRUE LORD, YES. HAHAHOOHOO. SIGH.
dude how is your sudden thirst our problem to fix
nvm i get it dont answer that
I APPRECIATE ACKNOWLEDGING THE STUPIDITY OF YOUR INITIAL STATEMENT. IT IS HEAVILY OVERSHADOWED BY THAT VERY SAME MORONIC THING AND HOW MUCH I CURRENTLY DESPISE YOU FOR IT. IT IS NOT YOUR (THE WHOLE PUBLIC'S) PROBLEM TO FIX, ANYHOW. IT IS MORE OF A CALL. PERHAPS THERE IS SOMETHING OUT HERE THAT CAN BE WORTH MY FUCKING TIME. AND AS VERY WELL PREDICTED BEFORE I HIT THE SEND BUTTON THE FIRST TIME, WITH YOUR SET OF REPLIES I HAVE BEEN IMMEDIATELY PROVEN CORRECT IN MY ASSUMPTION THAT YOU ARE ALL ABSOLUTELY IDIOTIC TO NO AVAIL. WHY SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER ANYMORE.
hahaha "worth your FUCKING TIME" lmao im sorry what were you saying #nsfw
HOW WOULD I EVEN ENTERTAIN THIS REPLY. IF YOU ARE TRYING TO PITCH HIT ON ME BY BEING A HORRIFIC DUNCE THEN IT IS NOT WORKING. IF ANYTHING I FEEL PITY FOR YOUR MORONIC WORDS. SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT THE FUCK WOULD ONE SAY TO THIS. YOURE JUST BEING A FOUL JESTER TO AN AUDIENCE OF ONE UNWILLING WITNESS. FOR WHAT. YOUR OWN ENTERTAINMENT? THEN YOU BETTER BE GETTING OFF TO THIS DAMN WELL YOU AIR-HEADED LOONEY. FUCK OFF.
not like ive got a tv right now sorry dude youre part of my saturday night special go on do a little dance and then introduce the guest star
...IM THE DUNCE? HOW AM I THE DUNCE.
youre still here arent you
THAT IS CORRECT. I SUPPOSE MY WEAKNESS HAS SPREAD FAR ENOUGH TO ENTERTAIN BULLSHIT TO THIS LEVEL. ITS AWFULLY LONELY IN THE OUTER RING YOU KNOW. TRAVELLING FROM PLANET TO PLANET IN THE NAME OF THAT WHICH GAVE YOU LIFE. I DO MY BEST TO NOT DWELL MUCH ON IT. BUT WITH THIS SITE AS A TOOL AT MY FINGERTIPS. THERES JUST SUCH AN ALLURE TO FINDING SOMETHING BEYOND THAT I ALREADY KNOW. MAYHAPS THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED TI EXTERNALIZE TO GET OVER MY CURRENT WEAKNESS. YES. PERHAPS SO. WHOS THE DUNCE NOW. FOR I HAVE GOTTEN OVER THAT WHICH MADE ME THE DUNCE. BY USING YOUR INTERACTIONS AGAINST YOU. HAHAH. HAAHAAHAA. OKAY THATS ENOUGH LETS DROP THIS THANK YOU.
anytime my guy
OH HEY, ADVERTISING UPDATE FOR THE SITE! I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING WHAT BULLSHIT GETS PUT ON HERE. THIS WILL MOST DEFINITELY BE VERY AMUSING. IF I HAD ANY CASH (ESPECIALLY THROUGH VIRTUAL MEANS) I WOULD PROBABLY POOL SOME TO SPREAD THE HORRORS OF LORD ENGLISH. IM SURE I COULD CREATE SOME FUN CREATIVE ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THAT. YET I DO NOT. HOPING SOMEONE CAN FILL THAT NICHE SOONER LATER THAN LATER.
WHAT IF I LAID OUT. A LITTLE GAME. FOR ALL HERE TO PLAY. ONE OF GREAT MYSTERY AND INTRIGUE. PIECING TOGETHER A PUZZLE IN ORDER TO FIGURE OUT ITS TRUE MEANING. PERHAPS WITH A POTENTIAL REWARD AT THE END. YES. PERCHANCE. A SIMPLE IDEA ON PAPER. YET ONE THAT SUDDENLY POPPED UP IN MY HEAD. AND IS RATHER AWE-INSPIRING TO CAREFULLY AND GENUINELY CONSIDER. ...ALTHOUGH I FEAR NO ONE ON THIS FORSAKEN SITE WILL GIVE A SHIT. OH WELL. I MAY CROSS THAT BRIDGE IF I EVEN GET THERE.
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HAAHAA. YES. HELL YEAH. "BRO". WHAT CRUEL IRONY THIS IS. PITIFUL TO THE UTMOST EXTENT.
OF COURSE YOU DONT. THAT IS WHY IT IS PITIFUL. I FEEL AS THOUGH IT IS FAIRLY OBVIOUS THAT THAT IS THE CASE. I WOULD ENTERTAIN YOUR CONFUSION BY POTENTIALLY ANSWERING A QUESTION YOU MAY HAVE. YET I FEAR THAT INSIDE YOUR PAN THERE IS NOT A SINGLE WORTHWHILE QUESTION FOR YOU TO ASK. NOT LIKE THAT IS MUCH OF YOUR OWN FAULT. MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. BUT THE SCOPE OF THIS IRONY IS BEYOND ANY MORTAL UNDERSTANDING. HEEHAAHOOHOOHO.
LOOK. I HAVE WISDOM. LOTS OF WISDOM. AND I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO IMPART THEM ON THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO SEEK IT. BUT I AM NOT GIVING IT AWAY WITHOUT SOME BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH. A BIT OF A HARD ASK, FOR SURE. BUT FAR FROM UNACHIEVABLE. IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY SPECIFIC QUESTIONS. I MAY BE SO KIND TO HUMOR IT. IF I DEEM IT APPROPRIATE ENOUGH.
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MIRACLES. PURE AND UTTER MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES. THEY POWER MY BEING. INTO ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL ENTITIES YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. COMPLETE. UNFILTERED. MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTY.
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DOUBLE DEATH BEAM. DIRECTLY AT YOUR FACE.
I turn into dust only to wind up standing over your shoulder untouched and sipping a smoothie.
SURE. DO YOU CARE TO AT LEAST EXPLAIN HOW YOU WOULD SURVIVE SOMETHING OF THAT CALIBER.
Good ol looney toons logic. The indomitable human spirit Stubborn refusal in regards to dying. Teleporting helps.
UH HUH. LET ME RANK THESE IN ORDER OF MOST TO LEAST STUPID. 1- LOONEY TOONS LOGIC. THIS IS NOT A REAL THING. SHUT UP. 2- STUBBORN REFUSAL IN REGARDS TO DYING. EVERYONE HAS THIS HARD-WIRED INTO THEIR BRAINS. DID NOT STOP THEM FROM DYING ALL THE SAME. 3- THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT. BASICALLY THE EXACT SAME AS LAST TIME EXCEPT WORDED MORE POETICALLY. YOU ARE NOT PREVENTING DOUBLE DEATH VIA THIS "POWER". 4- TELEPORTING. AN ACTUAL SOLUTION. YET WHERE THE HELL DID THE DUST YOU LEFT BEHIND COME FROM.
OOOOH HIT ME WITH THAT SHIT LET'S GO
YOU ARE NOT COMING BACK ONCE YOU DO.
no, I would get better, or I can take it, or both, or...
I call it looney toons bullshit because I don't have a term for it. I'm not like. Real? If I wanted to do it for the bit, I can just. Do that.
IF THAT IS YOUR REALITY. THEN SO BE IT. ETERNITY WILL COME FOR YOU ALL THE SAME.
YOU KNOW. AT FIRST GLANCE, YOU WOULDN'T THINK ME AND OLD DOC SCRATCH WOULD GET ALONG VERY WELL. QUITE THE CONTRARY, IN REALITY. I HOLD NOTHING BUT UTMOST RESPECT OF THE MAN. OF COURSE, UPON HOLDING ANY KIND OF SIMPLISTIC ANALYSIS TOWARDS OUR SIMILARITIES UNDER SCRUTINY, IT BECOMES IMMENSELY OBVIOUS THAT THIS WOULD BE THE CASE. YET, THE INITIAL STATEMENT STAYS TRUE NONETHELESS. IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ENTERTAIN SOME FAIRLY ASININE POETIC RAMBLINGS FROM AN AWFULLY IMPERFECT FOOLISH VESSEL TO THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH. WE ARE ALMOST LIKE. "BROTHERS" IN A SENSE. ISN'T THAT FUCKING AWFUL? IN A STRANGELY MAGNIFICENTLY BEAUTIFUL WAY. HEEHAAHOOHOOHOO.
IF I WAS IN DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS OR WHATEVER I WOULD BE AN INSURMOUNTABLE BOSS THAT DEFEATS ALL THE PLAYERS AND NPCS WITH EASE. OH WAIT. THAT IS WHAT I AM ALREADY. HEEHAAHOOHAAHAA!
so boring?
:33 < i no diff mew in a 1v1
MEH. IF YOU TAKE MY WORDS AT FACE VALUE, I CAN SEE WHERE YOU WOULD GET SUCH A RIDICULOUS TAKE. I DO MORE THAN JUST WIPE CIVILIZATIONS OFF THE FACE OF EXISTENCE THOUGH. I BRING TERROR AND FEAR TO ANY SURVIVORS. AND I CRUSH THE HORROR OF LORD ENGLISH STRAIGHT INTO THEIR MINDS SO THAT HIS HORRIBLENESS MAY FOREVER LIVE ON. HEHEHEEHOO.
BOLD WORDS FOR SOMEONE THAT HAS NO IDEA WHO THEYRE SPEAKING WITH.
:33 < thats how i live my life, bold and stupid
YOUR CALLOUSNESS SHALL BE THE END OF YOU. YET IF THAT IS HOW YOU WISH TO LIVE YOUR LIFE. THEN SO BE IT. DONT EXPECT YOUR END TO BE ANYTHING BUT HORRIFIC AND PATHETIC ONCE IT INEVITABLY COMES.
I like how I just looked at Egbert laying on their quest bed and was like "Yeah okay I'll just stab them" To be honest, really don't know what was going on in my head at that moment.
THAT SOUNDS ENTIRELY LIKE WHAT YOU WOULD DO.
c< blOOdlust, it HappeNs 2 all Of us >c
I mean considering you also blew up the bed area with the two bozos on it in your session I guess this is just a Jack thing.
Please don't start hate flirting in my comments.
MY FUCKING BROTHER UNDER SKAIA IF YOU HAD EXPERIENCED THE SHEER OVERWHELMING EXTREME SENSATION OF THE TRANSFORMATION I HAD YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND I WAS HOLDING THE FUCK BACK
Skill issue.
SEEMS LIKE TONIGHT IS ONE MOVING AND EXCITING NIGHT FOR THE SITE. YOU LOVE TO SEE IT. EVERYONE BEST KEEP ON THEIR TOES AND ENJOY THE MOMENT WHILE IT LAST. ETERNITY AWAITS EVERYONE ON A FREEZING PAINFUL PLATTER. HEEHOOHOOHAAHAA!
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HEHEH. SUCKERS.
5kill i55ue.
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