♠ hated by @lordJack
do you know, do you know? there are simply so many universes out there… infinity crossed infinity, familiar and different in so many little ways- and some, far too strange for most to understand. isn’t it lovely, to live to see even a fraction? I want to see it All.
It can wait a little longer
TRICK QUESTION MY GOOD FRIEND/BAD FRIEND/GUY WITH THE AWESOME e y e s YOU TAKE BOTH AND MAKE OUT LIKE A BANDIT AND LIVE IT UP LARGE AND SERVE IT UP GARYS WAY YOU TAKE ALL AND
I don't know why but genuinely I'll get a break when I'm done with all this so why should I break now? I just need to focus on getting it done and I rest afterwards! I don't really know if we're that similar though, but hey whatever you wanna believe I won't stop you.
You know I don't even know why I'm talking to you still at this point, I Have things to do I gotta focus on that instead of arguing with you.
I'll keep going And I don't intend to let you or anyone stop me so why don't you take a break from tormenting me for now reason? I'm doing this and that's final.
You can call me foolish as much as you want but at least I'm holding up my end of the deal. Sure I don't really like who I am...and I wanna change that but this comes first. I don't think the fate will change unless I put a little more backbone into it. Still, you won't make me stop this , no one can.
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When was the last time I talked with someone in person? Huh, been a while ha!
Ha Well if it's torture then maybe I deserve it for not noticing sooner. But hey I made this promise I won't break it
anytime my guy
bro stop me before i say something mean ill have to tag cw
nvm i get it dont answer that
dude how is your sudden thirst our problem to fix
Good ol looney toons logic. The indomitable human spirit Stubborn refusal in regards to dying. Teleporting helps.
:33 < thats how i live my life, bold and stupid
:33 < i no diff mew in a 1v1
Skill issue.
Please don't start hate flirting in my comments.
(WELL^I^WOULD^BE^MAD^LYIN^IF^I^SAID^THAT^MOTHERFUCKER^DIDNT^HAVE^A^POINT,^YOU^FEEL^ME?)
Whatever makes you sleep better :)
Hmm We should fight one day :)
trust me, he’d be a goddamn stiff if i didn’t know he knew what he was talkin about when it came to keeping things running smoothly. and if i didn’t sort of kinda maybe not want to stab him all the way to death.
alright, startin to get a good idea the hell is up with this place. shits gonna be annoying, ain’t it? fuck it, i could use the novelty. gotta keep the monarch-megalomurderer lifestyle interesting.
TRUST ME. I AM TRYING. SEEMS THAT SOME. REQUIRE MY GUIDANCE IN. THESE TIMES.
FUCK YOU.
NOT *ME* YOU SCREWBALL EYED... SORRY, I SHOULDN'T LOSE MY TEMPER WITH A BADASS LIKE YOU, JACK. I AM IMPLYING THAT THE READERS OWN PATHETIC PATERNAL PISS STAIN IS OBESE.
wOW, tHIS IS SO CREATIVE cALIBORN, yOU REALLY DO HAVE A KNACK, fOR CREAT1VE WR1T1NG, aLSO, tHIS REMINDS ME OF MY FRIEND, wHO IS BL1ND AND HAS MANY SHARP TEETH AND, iS ALL ABOUT, jUSTICE AND STUFF, sHE'S COOL THOUGH, nOT A DAD, uSUALLY, i WOULD SAY, i THINK MAYBE, i HAVE HEARD gAMZEE REFER TO HER AS THAT, oNCE OR TWICE ON OCCASION BUT, i KNOW BETTER THAN TO PURSUE, tHAT LINE OF REASONING, bUT ANYWAYS, KUDOS DUDE, tHOUGH i WOULD LOVE TO ALSO, sEE YOUR TROLLSONA, dEFINITELY NOT JUST, sO i CAN WEDGIE THE HECK OUT OF HIM, aND THUS VICARIOUSLY, yOU, iS HE ALSO BALD, bY THE WAY, bECAUSE i WOULD NEED TO KNOW, wHETHER OR NOT i NEED, a PLUNGER, iN THIS HYPOTHETICAL PLAYSPACE, i AM CRAFTING, uSING MY IMAGINATION, tAG TEAMING IT UP, wITH YOUR IMAGINATION, tO CREATE THIS SCENARIO WHEREUPON, mY OWN TROLLSONA (WHO IS JUST ME, rEALLY) SHOWS YOURS, wHAT IS FOR, aND FOR WHAT, iT IS FOR, #SUGGESTIVE
Do you have ANY IDEA how expensive of a commodity Damn Daniel eggs are down here?
HAHA. HEHE. HOOHOO. PRETENDING TO BE SANE. HM. AH YES. MY "FATHER" WAS KIND ENOUGH TO RA- NO. FUCK THAT. I CAN'T. I HOPE HIS HEAD GETS CRUSHED.
:33< what about a tie?
...I HATE YOU.
:33< so mew dont want this mug?
wwhat are you on because it must be nice #subtanceimplied
howw about no
man i just got lIkE a vIbE from yOU i dUnnO. i didn't mEAn to mAkE it lIkE a whOlE thing im just tryna be chill hErE.
Whaaat? Nah you must be on the wrong post!
Haha you guys are so clumsy! You're clicking too low!
MY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT SERVITUDE TO EVERYONE. NOTHING BUT A TOOL.
I'VE ACCEPTED THAT I'M NOTHING BUT AN OBJECT TO YOU PERVERTS. SOMETHING FOR YOU TO STROKE YOUR BULGE OR RUB YOUR NOOK WITH. GO ON. I'VE ACCEPTED IT. GO ON. CUM ON MY PICTURES. #NSFW
GOING TO GOUGE OUT MY EYES WITH MY HAIR STICKS SEE HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE TO REGENERATE THEM SINCE I CAN'T FUCKING DIE OR GET PERMANENTLY WOUNDED ANYWAYS. #SELFHARM #CW-SELFHARM #VIOLENCE
WE ARE NOTHING BUT SERVANTS TO HIM. A MISERABLE EXISTENCE FOLLOWING HIS EVERY COMMAND. I'VE ACCEPTED MY FATE.
I love living rent free in your head, the thought of such is making me kick my feet and shit while 8lushing. And I........ Did not need to know that last 8it of information, 8ut I'll take it regardless.
Oh don't kid yourself! You aren't annoyed, you a8solutely adore me pro8a8ly so much that all you can think a8out is murdering me. Yet again, you're the kindest ever, thank you once again. Now go Jack off. Wait. Ignore that last part that was supposed to 8e a funny play on words 8ut it has 8ackfired. Cough.
Well lucky for you, I live in the moment, and in that moment I'll 8e living rent-free in all their pans! And trust me, if you think this is trying hard, you haven't peeped aaaaaaaanything just yet with those, er... Weird. Flashing. Eye8alls of yours. 8et you'd 8e good at raves at least, 8ut not much else. ::::)
Hey, at least I'll 8e on everyone's pan in that moment! Yet again, thank you!
This is the 8est compliment I've received all morning. Thank you Jack, very neat!
When that ass drop? No survivors left. NONE. #nsfw pro8a8ly????????
Don't worry you learn to embrace the madness like I have. But honestly, we should just go killing various versions of him. Seems like a good time.
I’m glad you annoy multiple royals and not just me.
To clarify my last post, cigarette dog is a dog that is also a cigarette. Thank you for your time.
B33 < yknow what nah live your truth
B33 < ... weird hearing this come from you dude
The idea of him having a “wife” is one of the more disturbing ideas I’ve seen. And keep in mind, I’m a mobster.
And will you all be up to some nonsense again today?
let me know if you ever get any. i wanna watch.
All the Noir’s and Slicks and what not I’ve seen so far on this site, from least annoying to most. 1. @sanguineSaevitas 2. @sinisterScoundrel 3. @walkstabwalK 4. @lordJack Here’s to hoping I don’t have to update this with any new ones.
tired of this fucking guy. #nsfw i guess?? https://i.postimg.cc/Bn1KY3FC/image.png
WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN BRO YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY "LORD JACK" IT SEEMS LIKE JACKING OFF IS ALL YOU DO IM SO UPSET
i get that striders are the sexiest guys around BUT I AM NOT HELPING YOU JACK OFF NOT FOR FREE AT LEAST
ill make sure he feels real supported and appreciated
sitting on the couch next to bro while he argues with some guy about jacking off i think? i dont know he keeps telling me about it but the tv is so loud i keep zoning out its nice though
im sorry youre unsatisfied with the outcome of your jacking off. have you tried another technique, maybe? you just gotta find your rhythm man. i believe in you. you will jack off.
@condesceVessel account has been restricted for: Insubordination Ban timeout will last [60:00]
Oh, that’s hilarious. I’m framing this to my wall.
clearly his title is undeserved if he has no idea what hes doing.
Disregard him. He is a pervert.
IS THAT MY BIGGER B0SS AS A CHESS PERS0N.
#nuhuh
♯nuhuh
WAIT. IS THAT ONE VERSION OF JACK. TECHNICALLY. ALSO. MY SON???
What do you mean three.
Perhaps I would call you a beast. Were you not a tiny little thing. Half my size and thrice my ego. You are just an ugly pawn wishing to be an ugly bishop. And you are whining. And moaning. To a hate post on Chittr. When you could be proving me wrong.
They can hee hee and hoo hoo all they want. Every Noir is a pitiful coward. Every English is a disgusting beast. Combine them into one being. And you create a disgusting coward. Worth more to the universe as cosmic dust than a living being.
I do not want to hear. What ever romantic metaphor you choose to use. For your puppet possession. It is a sad and pathetic display regardless.
You literally just said. Haaheehaahoohoohoo. Like Lord English does. I have seen him do it a million times. On this website. You are ridiculous.
You deserve no respect from me either. You are a vile thing wearing a carapace. Pretending.
Disgusting. For there to be so many Noirs.
not my name but ok. not what i was saying.
There is power within refusal.
I'm going to slap that bald head.
haha did i do that hehe i think im gonna go nuw
@lordjack walked into a booby trap and got pied in da face
change is scary
Who brought the walking strobe light here? Go away I already dealt with one of you a long time ago.
Who’s fucking dog is here barking up a storm. I hate it here. I’m trying to lay here in silence.
Morning awoooooo
Darling, believe me, I am far from unversed on tragedy! I’ve orchestrated a few myself. I never said I didn’t enjoy them, merely that I have a taste for the opposite as well. My picture is complete. And besides, one man’s tragedy is another’s happy ending.
Maybe so, in the very, very grand scheme of things. But that’s just all the better a reason to enjoy the ones that don’t, isn’t it?
How I love a happy ending.
B33 < sure buddy good luck with that
Well, your vocabulary has improved. For the worst.
omg is it meeeee ^_^
This may, in fact, be the most annoying one yet.
maybe if you sucked less i'd consider this a threat.
see this is what i meant.
Feels like there are impending problems.