Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters
@denizenDemiurge
The King of All Monsters, Denizen for the Worthy.
WHAT IF I HAD A HUMANSONA. -YALDABAOTH
Ye★h m★n, go for it.
it's just a suburban dad - but with a massive goddamn gun for shooting anyone who steps on your grass ⏚
SORRY. I FORGOT I'M OFF THE CLOCK RIGHT NOW. I SHOULD BE LIKE MUSICPOSTING OR SOMETHING. -YALDABAOTH
it would be fascinating to see what kynd of music stirs your pusher!
AH. A SPECIAL TYPE OF RECOGNITION INDEED. HELLO, TORTURED SOUL. #VAGUEPOSTING -YALDABAOTH
(A brief video is uploaded from the perspective of some colossal beast, perhaps. Below, a human in the garb of a Prince of Light stands, sword drawn. There is an exchange, first in words, though they are unheard in the clip. Then comes the violence. The Prince flickers out of sight, the view lunges upwards, and the video feed goes red before cutting briefly. When it returns the Prince of Light lies dead in the dirt.) #violence #yaldabaothkillcam
hey wtf you skipped the good part
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see this is why cali b killed your goofy ass youre out here shilling premium grade guro with bumfucksville local previews unacceptable
DO YOU THINK I COULD BE A HAT GUY? -YALDABAOTH
maaaaaaaaybe
🎩 🐍 (*ᵕᴗᵕ)⁾⁾
HOLY FUCK I HAVE SO MANY BOONDOLLARS -YALDABAOTH
This is huge, Yaldabaoth.
I HEAR THEY'RE GONNA START PUTTING RATHALOS INTO SBURB -YALDABAOTH
c< Of cOurse tHats AFTER we dO Our sessiON, gOg fucKeN daMN it! >c
I AM JUST POSTING TO SAY I HAVE THE SONG "SHAWTY WANNA FUCK" STUCK IN MY HEAD AND THOUGHT YOU MIGHT FIND THAT HUMOROUS. #SUGGESTIVE -YALDABAOTH
Tbh? I've been vibing, Yaldy. You?
If you do that can you PLEASE give me the heads up so I can pull through too? What do you watch on youtube?
Oh fuck yes, I love a horror playthrough. Do you watch horror movies at all?
Seen any of the newer ones? Buddy is an instant hit for me.
Oh fuck yeah, man. I knew you were chill with it. V/H/S, you gotta watch the V/H/S series, man.
THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SESSION WENT FUCKING CRAZY, BY THE WAY. -YALDABAOTH
whi(h one got 7ou?
that. huh. i (an't tell if that's the most or least surprising answer
AFTER ALL THIS TIME, YOU'RE BACK FOR MORE. SO I'LL TAKE WHAT'S MINE AND START THIS WAR. (SOMEONE MENTIONED INFINITE.) #LYRICSPOSTING -YALDABAOTH
HIS CHOICE WAS... ACTUALLY ABOUT THAT. THERE WAS MORE COSMIC BULLSHIT IN IT, BUT YEAH. -YALDABAOTH
WHAT IF I HAD A GUN? -YALDABAOTH
PRINCE OF TIME TRIED TO SKIP AHEAD TO AFTER OUR FIGHT. IT WORKED. JUST TOO BAD FOR HIM THAT HE LOST. ANOTHER WIN FOR YALDABAOTH. -YALDABAOTH
Rookie mistake, typical of a lesser prince.
꧁okay mr goam꧂
꧁like goam꧂
GNASH AND BITE AND SCRATCH AND GORE WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING. THERE IS VALUE IN THE STRUGGLE, AND VERY LITTLE IS TRULY FUTILE. BUT AGAIN. IF YOU DO DECIDE TO GIVE UP, IT IS GOING IN MY CRINGE COMPILATION. SBURB FAIL MOMENTS. -YALDABAOTH
I MOSTLY WANT YOU TO SUCCEED IN YOUR SESSIONS, BUT IF ANYONE ON HERE CURRENTLY IN ONE WANTS TO SABOTAGE IT FOR CLOUT OR DISSATISFACTION OR WHATEVER, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU GET THAT SHIT ON VIDEO. IT WILL GO IN MY SBURB FUNNY MOMENTS MONTAGE -YALDABAOTH
> oh 1 have a moment to 2end to you <
ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING NICE? DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO GO APE SHITT? -YALDABAOTH
2om3tim32, that2 what Fight Night i2 for
NO NOT PARTICULARLY
c< cONstaNtly! but i will NOt falter iN My KiNdNess! >c
၄⋆၃ oxxasionally
c< wait.... really???? >c
c< alrigHt Hell tHe fucK yes! >c
IF YOU'RE PLAYING SBURB IT IS NOT EXACTLY LIKE YOU HAD A CHOICE. BUT IF YOU DO GET ONE (A CHOICE THAT IS), YOU KILLED EVERYONE ON YOUR HOME PLANET BY CHOOSING TO PLAY. 👍 -YALDABAOTH
thi$ i$ the thing that really get$ me about people on here. it'$ one thing to play it thinking it'$ a normal game or be otherwi$e tri¢ked but there'$ a whole group on here that learned about the game and what it entail$. learned it de$troy$ their entire world. and then WANTED to play? i find that unforgivable
https://open.spotify.com/track/0b7MT4fpCPP2luL199lUeG?si=7f48113fd52b4dcf #MUSICPOSTING I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO MUSIC, AS WELL. I GUESS IT IS PRETTY COOL. -YALDABAOTH
No way the big fuck that gave me the most grueling test of my life is music posting.
WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS GORILLA COME FROM -YALDABAOTH
@(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ RIGHT HERE!!! HOO HOO HAA HIYAAH!!! @(。･`⸟´･)@—̳͟͞͞o⁼³₌₃ 『エス・オー・ユー・エル・ストーリング・セブン・エス・ティー・アー・アー・ストライク』✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ SOUL-STALLING 7-STAR STRIKE!!!!!! ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪
@(◕ x ◕。)@ OKAY. KONGAR WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR ATTACK. KONGAR WISHES IT TO BE FAIR COMBAT. AND KONGAR HAS ALREADY MADE AN OPENING MOVE. IT IS YALDABAOTH'S TURN. KONGAR WATCHES. AND WAITS. PATIENTLY.
★_★ Dunno, th★t's weird.
@(。・へ・)@ ...!!! @(。･`⸟´･)@ THAT HURT. @(。･`⸟´･)@—̳͟͞͞o⁼³₌₃ 『エス・オー・ユー・エル・ストーリング・セブン・エス・ティー・アー・アー・ストライク X NI』✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ SOUL-STALLING 7-STAR STRIKE X 2!!!!!! ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪
ORIGINALITY HAS GIVEN UP ON YOU. OR, TO QUOTE SOME HUMAN MEDIA I'VE BEEN ENJOYING LATELY... YA BASIC. -YALDABAOTH
Ironically, this is you participating in being unoriginal, as this insult has become somewhat commonplace.
Dunking is an appropriate word for it, yeah.