Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

demisexual

love yourself

Beforian

Those who came before us.

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

@irrefutableDecalogue[ID]

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

I DO WANT YOU TO SUCCEED, YOU KNOW. I WANT TO GET A GOOD GRADE IN DENIZEN, WHICH IS BOTH A NORMAL THING TO WANT AND POSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE. IT'S JUST THAT SO MANY OF YOU ARE NOT THE APEX OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A WARRIOR, AND SO YOU DIE BADLY. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +55

Kull: +30

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.83

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

nonbinary

love yourself

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < *ac gives you a spurritely thumbs up*

↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]

I AM GLAD YOU "GET IT". I DON'T HAVE THUMBS, BUT I AM RETURNING THE GESTURE IN SPIRIT. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Tavros Nitram

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

@adiosToreador[AT]

tHAT'S NICE OF YOU,

↩ @adiosToreador[AT]

░░░▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓█████ - Sprite

I AM VERY MAGNANIMOUS. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +5

Total: 5

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

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@glaringThiefterror[GT]

[ ...eruS ]

Jack Noir, the Sovereign Slayer

OKAY. I AM OFF THE (METAPHORICAL) CLOCK. I THINK I WILL "SHITPOST" FOR A BIT. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@sovereignSlayer[SS]

why the fuck does one of your type have a chittr account.

↩ @sovereignSlayer[SS]

Jack Noir, the Sovereign Slayer

FOR FUN. IT CAN GET A LITTLE BORING WAITING FOR PLAYERS TO KILL HORRIBLY. -YALDABAOTH

↩ @denizenDemiurge[DD]

@sovereignSlayer[SS]

yeah, alright, seein’ as i’m in a similar boat i ain’t in no position to argue.

I AM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +10

Total: 10

LORDS ARE TOO MUCH TROUBLE ANYWAYS. FUCK, DUDE. I NEED A SMOKE. #substance -YALDABAOTH

#substance

Kult: +14

Total: 14

(OOC) 1 week ago

denizenDemiurge is OFFLINE! Reason: dead (for now)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Spotifysickbeat.sav - Dogs Down InstrumentalCondard · Goes Hard, vol. 4 (Harder not Smarter instrumentals) · Song · 2026open.spotify.com

https://open.spotify.com/track/7p6Fp63puEnM7FaVTaRIBN?si=c0a2dde68a094345 #musicposting -YALDABAOTH

#musicposting

YES. GLORIOUS COMBAT COMMENCES! I WILL REND FLESH FROM BONE! #violence -YALDABAOTH

#violence

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Just Nyrita

Verified

A user of established repute

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

@bummelBoogie[BB]

oh. i guess s7link is getting what he wants, then

↩ @bummelBoogie[BB]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT KRIS. FOR PERSONAL REASONS I WILL ONLY DIVULGE WHAT HAPPENED WITH SYLINK AFTER THE FACT. -YALDABAOTH

OKAY. HE'S GETTING UP NOW. HE'S GOT HIS SPEAR DEPLOYED. YALDY OUT. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +5

Total: 5

OF COURSE I KNOW WHY HE'S JUST SITTING THERE PLAYING ON HIS PHONE BUT WHY IS HE JUST SITTING THERE, PLAYING ON HIS PHONE? SHOULD HE NOT BE EAGER TO DO BATTLE WITH ME AND 'HELP EVERYONE'? PLAYERS THESE DAYS. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +50

Kull: +45

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.11

Are you like even a cool boss fight be honest

↩ @feelinFoxy[FF]

LET HIM TELL YOU HIMSELF, AFTER HE STOPS MOPING ABOUT 'WANTING TO GO TO PARTIES'. -YALDABAOTH

↩ @denizenDemiurge[DD]

If I wanted to hear it from him I would've asked him man

↩ @feelinFoxy[FF]

I THINK I AM A PRETTY COOL BOSS FIGHT, YES. BUT THE FIGHT IS NOT ALWAYS THE POINT. -YALDABAOTH

↩ @denizenDemiurge[DD]

Fight's never the point but you can be thematically fulfilling all you want but it don't matter if you're a chore to fight that's why I broke up with my last boyfriend

↩ @feelinFoxy[FF]

I DO NOT HAVE ANY ZERO FRAME INSTANT KILL MOVES. -YALDABAOTH

↩ @denizenDemiurge[DD]

What's your ad spawn rate like tho

↩ @feelinFoxy[FF]

IT'S A SECRET 🤫 -YALDABAOTH

↩ @denizenDemiurge[DD]

Damn it but I'm so curious

THE CHOICE USUALLY ISN'T EVEN REALLY THAT DIFFICULT. I MEAN. SOMETIMES IT IS. BUT IT IS USUALLY REALLY EASY AND LEADS TO THE DIFFCULTY. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

dave strider

Sylink Protah: The Rising Moon

@turntechsGodhead[TG]

keepin it a buck as usual lil yaldy

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@singularityManifest[SM]

C★n I get ★ hint to wh★t mine's going to be?

↩ @singularityManifest[SM]

Sylink Protah: The Rising Moon

THERE WILL BE MORE TO IT BUT IT WILL COME DOWN TO "FIGHT OR TALK", AND THEN "GO ALONE" OR "TRUST IN THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP" -YALDABAOTH

↩ @denizenDemiurge[DD]

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@singularityManifest[SM]

Interesting..... Th★nk you for indulging me.

A CURSORY GOREGLE SEARCH RETURNED 45,000 RESULTS FOR "YALDABAOTH BIG NATURALS". I AM GETTING OFF THE INTERNET. #FEEDWATCHING #NSFW -YALDABAOTH

#feedwatching #nsfw

Kult: +47

Kull: +25

Total: 72

Ratio: 1.88

meenah

Craysea News Breaker

This user became something of a headline grappler. )-(IC would be proud. #peixesstaywinnin

certified badass

this gill in particular is literally trained to kill

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

@corallineCataclysm[CC]

-E-ELMAO

Caspertame

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Hey why did you goregle that, Yaldy?

Kult: +10

Kull: +2

Total: 12

Ratio: 5.00

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT BOOB AND I GOT CURIOUS. -YALDABAOTH

allard

Verified

A user of established repute

The Killing Floor

Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@slipperySideliner[SS]

45,001

LORD ENGLISH

Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

HM.

MY NAME IS YALDABAOTH. BIG WORM IS ACCEPTABLE, THOUGH. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +5

Total: 5

FUCKASS PRINCE OF TIME THOUGHT HE COULD SKIP HIS ENTIRE QUEST AND COME "GET TO THE GOOD PART" SHOULD HAVE FOUND HIS QUEST BED FIRST. ENJOY THE BUBBLES, ASSHOLE. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +4

Kull: +2

Total: 6

Ratio: 2.00

OKAY WELL I HAVE LOTS OF PLAYERS TO TORTURE WITH IMPOSSIBLE DECISIONS AND THEN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF. YALDABAOTH OUT. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +22

Total: 22

OH. IF I GO IN AND CREATE A QUIRK, IT CAN SIGN MY POSTS FOR ME! HOW CONVENIENT. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +15

Total: 15

I WILL MAKE MORE POSTS LATER, BUT I'M GOING TO BE SO FOR REAL. WHY DID I NOT GET A PHONE A LITERAL ETERNITY AGO? -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +55

Kull: +40

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.38

Kintsugi Knight

@abstractCollector[AC]

LMFAO NO FUCKING WAY

meenah

Sara Mendel, Sylph Transparent

Craysea News Breaker

This user became something of a headline grappler. )-(IC would be proud. #peixesstaywinnin

certified badass

this gill in particular is literally trained to kill

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

@corallineCataclysm[CC]

LOL

Sylink Protah: The Rising Moon

Boundless Potential

There's a wellspring of greatness ahead. This user will find it.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Censored!

Only members of #TeamPlay can boast this badge.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

mArk of the beAst

mwAh!

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

@neonAllnight[NA]

what

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@singularityManifest[SM]

Holy shit

Xennox Lunzet

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ OH MY GOODNESS

the WHAT of heart?

Karama Golthi: Yuri Committer

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

@enthusedInsect[EI]

obje¢tively hilariou$ thing to happen