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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge

The King of All Monsters, Denizen for the Worthy.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 807Kull Score: 72714 followers 6 following

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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

WHAT IF I HAD A HUMANSONA. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

Rouyya, SGRUB Replayer

@hylapterousSistrurus[HS]

it's just a suburban dad - but with a massive goddamn gun for shooting anyone who steps on your grass ⏚

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

YALDY B. AOTH. -YALDABAOTH

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Rouyya, SGRUB Replayer

@hylapterousSistrurus[HS]

mr aoth can i borrow a cup of sugar ⏚

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

HOW CAN YOU BORROW THE SUGAR? IT IS CLEARLY GOING TO BE USED IN A RECIPE AND NEVER RETURNED TO ME. -YALDABAOTH

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Rouyya, SGRUB Replayer

@hylapterousSistrurus[HS]

consider - you can subsequently have some of the aforementioned recipe ⏚

↩ @hylapterousSistrurus[HS]

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

YOUR TERMS ARE ACCEPTABLE, NEIGHBOR MINE. I EXPECT COOKIES IMMINENTLY. -YALDABAOTH

Rouyya, SGRUB Replayer

@hylapterousSistrurus[HS]

i - can't do this ⏚

Kult: +49

Kull: +47

Total: 96

Ratio: 1.04

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

YOU LITERALLY CAN AND HAVE TO. -YALDABAOTH

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Rouyya, SGRUB Replayer

@hylapterousSistrurus[HS]

i am under - new management! - and you're not him - i don't - think ⏚

↩ @hylapterousSistrurus[HS]

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU THAT I BOTH AM AND AM NOT. IT WAS NOT A MANAGERIAL COMMENT, BUT ONE OF PRAGMATISM AND ENCOURAGEMENT. -YALDABAOTH

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Rouyya, SGRUB Replayer

@hylapterousSistrurus[HS]

ughh you are still the actual worst i see - yeah yeah i know inevitability and all that i have literally no choice ⏚ i ⏚ i know you arent really but - it's comforting to see you well - still ⏚

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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

AND JUST A LITTLE BIT OF I BELIEVE IN YOU, NOW THAT I AM NOT YOUR MANAGER. YOU WERE DECISIVE THEN, YOU WILL CARRY THAT DECISIVENESS WITH YOU UNTIL THE END. -YALDABAOTH

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Rouyya, SGRUB Replayer

@hylapterousSistrurus[HS]

... heh - once a sylph always a sylph - you're a lot meaner to your other charges i see ⏚

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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

...IT'S SO BAD OUT HERE FOR PLAYERS. -YALDABAOTH

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Rouyya, SGRUB Replayer

@hylapterousSistrurus[HS]

what? no - that can't be true - with you instantly murking them? ⏚

↩ @hylapterousSistrurus[HS]

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

THIS IS NOT EVEN COUNTING HOW MANY OF THEM TRY TO COME FIGHT ME BEFORE THEY EVEN ASCEND. -YALDABAOTH

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

SORRY. I FORGOT I'M OFF THE CLOCK RIGHT NOW. I SHOULD BE LIKE MUSICPOSTING OR SOMETHING. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@tenderTelegnosis[TT]

it would be fascinating to see what kynd of music stirs your pusher!

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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME. BUT I REALLY JUST LISTEN TO WHATEVER. I ONLY REALLY STARTED AFTER I TOOK KRIS' PHONE. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

(OOC) 4 days ago

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

(A brief video is uploaded from the perspective of some colossal beast, perhaps. Below, a human in the garb of a Prince of Light stands, sword drawn. There is an exchange, first in words, though they are unheard in the clip. Then comes the violence. The Prince flickers out of sight, the view lunges upwards, and the video feed goes red before cutting briefly. When it returns the Prince of Light lies dead in the dirt.) #violence #yaldabaothkillcam

#violence #yaldabaothkillcam

Kult: +19

Kull: +10

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.90

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

@insufferablePrick[IP]

hey wtf you skipped the good part

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @insufferablePrick[IP]

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

SUBSCRIBE TO YALDABAOTH'S SLAYTREON FOR EXCLUSIVE MOMENT OF THE KILL 360 VIDEOS. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Overgrowth Lord

Life bends to the whim of this user.

@tranquilOutcast[TO]

There is a version of Yaldabaoth that uses chittr and is, as the kids say, kinda chill with it?

Kult: +65

Kull: +50

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.30

princess crucible

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

@destinedKiller[DK]

hes perhaps "goated with the sauce".

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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

CAN A QUIRKED UP DENIZEN, GOATED WITH THE SAUCE, BUST IT DOWN SEXUAL STYLE IN THE CLUB? -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

DON’T SAY THIS.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF MY AURA. -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Overgrowth Lord

Life bends to the whim of this user.

@tranquilOutcast[TO]

I cannot believe I am agreeing with the manchild, but please do not say this.

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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

I WILL SAY IT, BUT ELSEWHERE. -YALDABAOTH

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Overgrowth Lord

Life bends to the whim of this user.

@tranquilOutcast[TO]

I didn’t know you respected boundaries, Yaldabaoth. Perhaps you are goated with the sauce. You may even, as it were, bust it down in the club sexual style if you so choose.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tranquilOutcast[TO]

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

I'M LEARNING TO RESPECT THE WORK LIFE BOUNDARY. -YALDABAOTH

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Overgrowth Lord

Life bends to the whim of this user.

@tranquilOutcast[TO]

Does the universe engine pay you for your service?

↩ @tranquilOutcast[TO]

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

...LET ME CHECK -YALDABAOTH

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

I AM JUST POSTING TO SAY I HAVE THE SONG "SHAWTY WANNA FUCK" STUCK IN MY HEAD AND THOUGHT YOU MIGHT FIND THAT HUMOROUS. #SUGGESTIVE -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +55

Kull: +50

Total: 105

Ratio: 1.10

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@chillerAficionado[CA]

HELL YEAH BROTHER

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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

CASPER, MY FRIEND. HAVE YOU BEEN, AS THEY SAY, CHILLING? -YALDABAOTH

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @denizenDemiurge[DD]

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Tbh? I've been vibing, Yaldy. You?

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

YEAH, PRETTY GOOD OVERALL. DUNKING ON FALSE WARRIORS, WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS. THINKING ABOUT GETTING A PHYSICAL FORM OUTSIDE OF THE GAME AND GOING TO AN EVENT SOMETIME. -YALDABAOTH

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YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@chillerAficionado[CA]

If you do that can you PLEASE give me the heads up so I can pull through too? What do you watch on youtube?

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

LATELY I HAVE BEEN WATCHING MANLYBADASSHERO. HIS VOICE IS SOOTHING AND HE PLAYS FUN HORROR GAMES. -YALDABAOTH

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YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Oh fuck yes, I love a horror playthrough. Do you watch horror movies at all?

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

ONCE IN A WHILE, YES. -YALDABAOTH

↩ @denizenDemiurge[DD]

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Seen any of the newer ones? Buddy is an instant hit for me.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

I HAVEN'T. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE SCREAM SERIES. -YALDABAOTH

@abstractCollector[AC]

Yeah, sure, he's friends with Yaldabaoth. Why not?

Kult: +60

Kull: +35

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.71

Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

WE COULD BE TIGHT, TOO, CASPER. -YALDABAOTH

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@abstractCollector[AC]

…Can we? I’d like that. I was kind of jealous lol.

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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

YEAH MAN, I'M TRYING TO BE MORE CHILL OUTSIDE OF FUCKING DUNKING ON PEOPLE. -YALDABAOTH

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@abstractCollector[AC]

You say that, but tbh, the few people I actually know of that had to deal with a version of you.. Sylink…Persep…Zeke…. Kris (?)… All lowkey dunked on you hardbody.

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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

YEAH, THAT'S CALLED CONFIRMATION BIAS. -YALDABAOTH

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@abstractCollector[AC]

Three or more is a pattern is all I’m saying.

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Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters

@denizenDemiurge[DD]

I'M GONNA START WEARING A GO PRO. -YALDABAOTH