Yaldabaoth, God of All Monsters
@denizenDemiurge
The King of All Monsters, Denizen for the Worthy.
I DO NOT HAVE HANDS. -YALDABAOTH
EXCLUDING ALL THE PLAYERS THAT HAVE KILLED ME, CAN ANYBODY PROVIDE ME WITH A DECENT CHALLENGE?! -YALDABAOTH
WHY DID MY PLAYER THINK CALLING ME "CHOPPED" AND "UNC" WOULD MAKE ME TAKE IT EASY ON THEM? I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES THEY WOULD TRY AND TALK IT OUT, BUT THEIR INSULTS DID ACTUAL PSYCHIC DAMAGE TO ME. NOW THEY'RE WAITING TO RESPAWN. -YALDABAOTH
| F|nd The Game Centr|c Manner |n Wh|ch You Speak Of Challeng|ng Duel|sts Yaldabaoth Worthy Of Respect.
I DO WANT YOU TO SUCCEED, YOU KNOW. I WANT TO GET A GOOD GRADE IN DENIZEN, WHICH IS BOTH A NORMAL THING TO WANT AND POSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE. IT'S JUST THAT SO MANY OF YOU ARE NOT THE APEX OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A WARRIOR, AND SO YOU DIE BADLY. -YALDABAOTH
B33 < *ac gives you a spurritely thumbs up*
OKAY. I AM OFF THE (METAPHORICAL) CLOCK. I THINK I WILL "SHITPOST" FOR A BIT. -YALDABAOTH
why the fuck does one of your type have a chittr account.
yeah, alright, seein’ as i’m in a similar boat i ain’t in no position to argue.
I AM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY. -YALDABAOTH
LORDS ARE TOO MUCH TROUBLE ANYWAYS. FUCK, DUDE. I NEED A SMOKE. #substance -YALDABAOTH
denizenDemiurge is OFFLINE! Reason: dead (for now)
https://open.spotify.com/track/7p6Fp63puEnM7FaVTaRIBN?si=c0a2dde68a094345 #musicposting -YALDABAOTH
YES. GLORIOUS COMBAT COMMENCES! I WILL REND FLESH FROM BONE! #violence -YALDABAOTH
OKAY. HE'S GETTING UP NOW. HE'S GOT HIS SPEAR DEPLOYED. YALDY OUT. -YALDABAOTH
OF COURSE I KNOW WHY HE'S JUST SITTING THERE PLAYING ON HIS PHONE BUT WHY IS HE JUST SITTING THERE, PLAYING ON HIS PHONE? SHOULD HE NOT BE EAGER TO DO BATTLE WITH ME AND 'HELP EVERYONE'? PLAYERS THESE DAYS. -YALDABAOTH
Fight's never the point but you can be thematically fulfilling all you want but it don't matter if you're a chore to fight that's why I broke up with my last boyfriend
THE CHOICE USUALLY ISN'T EVEN REALLY THAT DIFFICULT. I MEAN. SOMETIMES IT IS. BUT IT IS USUALLY REALLY EASY AND LEADS TO THE DIFFCULTY. -YALDABAOTH
C★n I get ★ hint to wh★t mine's going to be?
A CURSORY GOREGLE SEARCH RETURNED 45,000 RESULTS FOR "YALDABAOTH BIG NATURALS". I AM GETTING OFF THE INTERNET. #FEEDWATCHING #NSFW -YALDABAOTH
Hey why did you goregle that, Yaldy?
MY NAME IS YALDABAOTH. BIG WORM IS ACCEPTABLE, THOUGH. -YALDABAOTH
FUCKASS PRINCE OF TIME THOUGHT HE COULD SKIP HIS ENTIRE QUEST AND COME "GET TO THE GOOD PART" SHOULD HAVE FOUND HIS QUEST BED FIRST. ENJOY THE BUBBLES, ASSHOLE. -YALDABAOTH
OKAY WELL I HAVE LOTS OF PLAYERS TO TORTURE WITH IMPOSSIBLE DECISIONS AND THEN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF. YALDABAOTH OUT. -YALDABAOTH
OH. IF I GO IN AND CREATE A QUIRK, IT CAN SIGN MY POSTS FOR ME! HOW CONVENIENT. -YALDABAOTH
I WILL MAKE MORE POSTS LATER, BUT I'M GOING TO BE SO FOR REAL. WHY DID I NOT GET A PHONE A LITERAL ETERNITY AGO? -YALDABAOTH
