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@insufferablePrick
:33 < here mew go, awkwete purrmusk! i made mewr fursona!
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
Oh. It's not a physical competition then. ... @gutsyGumshoe Do propaganda with me anyway please?
You realize context clues only happen when there is context right? I was entirely unaware of this bracket so how could I have inferred that they were specifically competing for your favor for some reason.
i tagged it. you coulda looked through the #cronusbabeoff tag or through my account to see if, perhaps, id posted anything similar. yknowv, find some context. yeesh, its like i gotta explain ewverything to you babes.
Wow, that's you~~~~? I had assumed you were a troll, from your little horned icon~.
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c r u s h her under your prodigious heft sista lets see that skinny lil starvvlin fold like a lawwn ring chair beneath your adipowwwwah an perhaps if youd consider me so lucky youd let me take the place a her flattened carcass i wwill covver myself in all the jelly an slip right on under wwith the greasy ease of a toady wwho spent all light brinin in an industrial sized barrel a ky wwith the intent purpose a fittin like an ovverextended g strip trapped betwween my bbww queens goddess fupa
OKAY. WELL. WE DID ALL THAT WITHOUT YOU. SO. AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. PLEASE SET UP A LIVESTREAM. AND KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF IT.
just an fyi my sister is full of it i can totally handle a leveled and mature conversation about harry "the primate pain purveyor" harlow you can trust me one hundo percent
I have never believed a man's words less in my entire existential span trotting across the surface of this world or any other than reading these remarks from you now, Dave.
I beg and caution you all. Please do not bring up American psychologist Harry Harlow around my brother. It is not a rule. I am powerless to punish anyone formally. But he will make existence an ornery and suffering filled one. Propagating annoyance unending.
started me up about what harry "if its a chimp give it a limp" harlow am i sharing too much about harry "a clothed mouth oos no ah ahs" harlow harry "wire mother didnt make it" harlow
oh that sounds fucked up why does your brother idolize a monkey murderer
There's nothing to get. He is just going to keep making morbid puns about how monkeys were tortured in unethical experimentations led by American psychologist Harry Harlow. That is the entire joke. There is no subtext or peer review.
idolize who harry "the isolation tank top" harlow bro i am scared to fucking death of harry "finally someone let me outta my cage" harlow dont even fucking joke i cannot stand harry "feed a capuchin capsaicin" harlow lvp of all time least valued person of all time
He doesn't. He just knows this one singular cosmic instance of a joke annoys the everloving hells out of me. But he does it anyway for precisely that reason.
oh it's ragebaiting i misunderstood and thought he was smart my b
why would you ever think that of me how did i hurt you so
honestly my mistake for thinking a strider had intelligence soz fam
its ok i stupidly forgive you
CANS FORGIVE SAME WAY ALSO.
on god bro fucking lied to me and said that the jesus in that one staying alive video actually got hit by that bus and died
easily top 5 lies anyone's every told a child and had believed
the fucks a subsidiary and why the fuck is dynamo one of those of skaianet also told you goofy fucks this wasnt some creepypasta last ping cause im starting to feel like i got my theraputing in for the day thank you all daves and very specifically @broStrider in particular as requested for this trip down memory lane even if it was a bit of a faceplant
hitting that with the truth nuke of the centruery
dave, why is your thanks exclusively for daves? where is my thanks for being vaguely mentioned in each post? i even took the time out of my very busy day to comment. your dearest brother technically kind of, dirk
dirk i unno dave
dave, consider fixing it. just for me. because you appreciate me and everything ive done for you. my close personal friend dave. my best buddy. who i know very well and speak to often. regards, dirk
dirk again done deal dave again
dave, cool. thanks bro. i ran out of shit to say here, dirk
No problem
man i really showed up late as shit but glad you got your shit worked out i guess
still half convinced this is a crepeypasta
It is, simply put, not something you should be discussing.
ok i do not fucking remember this shit on lil hustler what the fuck please tell me im tripping cause this shit got me dizzy as a motherfucker vertigo up and down and side to side in this bitch recorded some audio of a quick playthrough from some romhack i snagged not sure if that shit will help any none of you guys remember this shit??? https://vocaroo.com/16LdZKv2R2vo
dude i think your emulator is haunted! this has all the makings of a bone chilling creepy pasta. next you are going to get messages on pesterchum in the middle of the night and start seeing shapes outside your window.
still dont know the game, but the audios familiar. think that tune and definitely the laugh were in some of the plushrump.butts videos. precisely calculated so the laugh would go off whenever there was a statistically significant chance of a viewer getting off at that moment in the vid. guess this is the source. or at least uses the same sound file. #nsfw
man johnny be good dont fuck with me man i aint about that ooky spooky goes bump in the night bullshit there is literally no reason to suggest i have a haunted emulator i got that shit off the second page of google search results there is no fucking way hopefully
vile disgusting gross ew probably right though
ima be so fr i dont think ive ever seen these games at an arcade or otherwise granted we probably dont even have similar timeline structures so the odds of us sharing crosstimeline gaming could be astronomical but like aside from that what does your therapist have anything to do with this shit??? thats a real demanding question that i need answered pronto cause from my standpoint this is a weird reach my therapist; not my brother (for that matter) has never had me reach out crossdimension and request that i ask my alternates if they remember some niche ass game that sounds like it was ripped right out of a mandala yt blurb
hey to be fair my therapist was mentioned in the other post not this supposedly analog horroresque little sharing circle show and tell tale heart stuff my other post specifies my sister says i should befriend other daves you dig because i tend to view us as a collective rather than like individuals lil hustler seems awfully specific to me and im beginning to realize how fucking wildly timelines diverge and stuff logic dictates sure we are all one in a krillion but like im probably not the only dave who encountered lil hustler or who genuinely believed for twenty something years a krillion was a real number red squiggly spellcheck be fucking damned
man you really out here just pingin a bunch of us huh
wait no for real dude i stfg i have absolutely heard that track before
Hmm... #scanning... #resultsareIN! #hauntedasfuckdude #youresoboned
my therapist aka my sister says i should reach out to more striders and share experiences or whatever the fuck so i am if you were pinged its cause i wanna know something and how specific to me my lived experiences were but feel free to chime in strider or no do any of you remember that dogshit quarter eater cueball game motherfucking lil hustler https://arcarc.xmission.com/PDF_Arcade_Manuals_and_Schematics/Lil%20Hustler.pdf
sick did you ever play and if so which one arcade console or flat top
nah man but then again i was way too preoccupied slaughterin the game on ddr
The full get up. It's not that popular, but that arcade hasn't been updated since the mid 2000's. Which surmounts to an idealistic layout where they have four DDR pads sardined in the back and the fortune teller in the front.
well shit got me mad tempted to head the fuck over there and test this shit out did you ever get like laughed at by lil huss the epononymous lil hustler
Hm, I have an old machine, Dave mentioned weird stuff happening with it, I never personally experienced it, maybe shocked a few times when I finally moved it to storage, but ain't bother to check in the machine since. We had a few strange arcade machines.
The titleholder of this coin-op finds my bottomless pocket attempts as rueful at best. This is why Street Fighter II reigns it's superiority over the entire establishment.
word theres something about this game that fucks with my head a bit not sure what but ill figure it out
You're welcome over. I'd get a kick out of watching the Lil Hustler apprentice remold the buttons.
what
@gutsyGumshoe called me hella cute and meant that shit on god fr down bad af
dave motherfuckin "lil beat" strider dave works though or @insufferablePrick that shits my handle
you ARE cute!!! you got that shit on >:D
ahahaha dope 🤜🤛 youre a real one jade
knew i could count on you to be a big stinker why dont you hang that windsock on your door so i can fuck you up uninterrupted maple leafily dorky sap headass
if you're doing anything maple leafily, i'm sorry to say you just aren't stepping to me. leaf types are weak to wind types. :P
what that is such unmitigated bullshit and you know it the maple clearly makes it like dual typed its dual type egbert its fucking dual type who gives a shit what leaf types are weak to maple makes it resistant maybe i dont fucking know ice type maple is ice type because of canada
i guess you would know all about that. you kind of look canadian in this photo, on account of your maple leaf hairdo.
how the fuck are there cancer stick larpers on here like what who pretends to smoke cigarettes to seem cool literally all of the cool part is in seeing someone smoke you sound like a fucking pencil behind the ear collar popped out lower lip biting dork when you just talk about it mesus h christ turning this touched in the head godhead the fuck away turning the other cheek cause this is straight unfettered ass fuck you mean good brands i am losing my mind it is a fucking cigarette
Personally I'm just trying to kill myself with nicotine and alcohol hoping that it sticks one day, the only reason I use specific brands is habits, I don't give a rats ass over what vodka I'm drinking or what cancer sticks I'm choking on I am just a creature of habit. #substances #cw-suicide (?)
not who i meant rose but thanks for bringing your self destructive behavioral tendencies and “no dave you dont understand i have to commit selfpuku to take out the tumor its the only way” “the horrors dave the horrors they never lie dave” to class for show and tell now sit the fuck down im making fun of people who dont know how to smoke and barkeep cut this woman off like a ford 150 on the freeway going fifteen under sis has had a little too much to drink and smoke and listen to radiohead with
Right, I'll see myself out then apologies for over sharing as usual I'm going to now just lurk on the feed and continue my self destructive tendencies.
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Never had a candy cigarette in his life.
what a predictable ass creature
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heh saturn uranus #oldmanyaoi
hail to the king baby
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i thought that when babies are made king lord regents are the ones who have to do the actual leadership on account of the king being like. babies.
when babies are made king lord regents are the ones that had em #fuckbitches get uh the accolades associated with fucking said bitches
Disapprovinngly stares inn youur genneral directionn... Yick.
hehe stop it omg im gonna bust
just overheard a guy generationally fumble he goes can you pay for these drinks his date goes why hehe are you going through it or something bear in mind her hand was reaching for her purse then he says naw my debit card is just frozen this week because of online gambling she goes ew haha and this motherfucker stands up and goes im not feeling all that respected right now jess pack it in i dont tell you what to do with your money she looked down and didnt look back up for a solid minute he starts talking about how he could put her through college how this puts their future plans in question asking what else shes got an attitude about realize shes got one of those rideshare apps open i work for like six the god lord delivers my phone buzzes jessieeeeee requesting a ride .1 miles from your location hit accept
fat bet id make more dough if i werent more interested in the hot goss silent drives are the fucking worst
wow jess sounds really cool! i hope she finds someone worth her time.
Judging by hoow he did noot mentioon any soort oof startup oor "crazy idea" he came up with that leads me too believe this stoory is made up
mad same like i need to be clear im not the rebound type and even if i were id want her spotlighted as the mvp shes bound to be in any relationship its why i never went pro with bball in junior high for the record she was vulnerable and clearly just needed a bitch to yammer at and i was absolutely that bitch forty five minute drive to her place i have never heard someones voice squeak so good n giddy over words like topsoil and loamy dirt
i will be so real with you king kry my guy if his ass did my ass was not paying attention saying with your whole chest you cant pay for a caramel macchiato with an extra pump of vanilla and two sugars and a small black coffee because of online gambling floored me and i lost the ability to remember specifically any shit he said not paraphrased from that point on so technically youre right but only because a more faithful recreation doesnt exist
Alright fair enoough coonsider this this an additioon then We're recreating the stoory piece-by-piece like the googdamn loost scroolls oof Troollexandria Library here man
cool with me then he goes and i dont know where the urethra is walks outside and gets skewered by an icicle and goes no my swedish penis pump enlarged penis just exploded then i kicked his ass down a hill he goes aaaaah curse you strider he probably got my name from peaking at the rideshare app btw smashes through a bunch of guys carrying thick panes of glass his head gets stuck in a billboard of a rhinos ass with the caption what a zoo animal plastered above his bitch ass wowie zowee all kidding aside i think he dine and dashed he was still in there when we left but i dont know what the fuck his plan was for avoiding the debt besides the aforementioned rhinobutt ski theory
Noot goonna lie i doon't knoow what a penis is soo i just assume that is just a thing that happens too humans. And i guess this is nsfw as well judging by very oominoous coockhoorroor tag
how do you know what cockhorror is but not what a penis is actually nvm just dawned on me the exact series of circumstances necessary for that shit to transpire is not information i wanna be privy to penis is a thing that happens to humans often and readily its why you constantly need to ask humans how goes your penis have you any penis did you join the penis showing last night i cannot get penis off my mind especially your penis it shows you care and that their struggle with penis is felt and although having their penis be felt by another is a part of them its not just a part but whole entireties of them fractured but whole
I mean it's hoorroor and hoorroor fits the noot safe foor woork criteria in my oopinioon because what if yoou get scared and flinch spilling yoour hoot cooffee all oover sexy secretary causing them too scream and jump loosing their balance getting their hand intoo the ooffice shredder and ooh my goog there's soo much blooood ooh my goog please soomeoone doo soomething ooh noo ooh fuck there's blooood everywhere fuck man ooh fuck
you cant trust a guy who doesnt know where tf the urethra is bitches be aimless no sense of direction in life fated by mandate of heaven to wander without purpose or resolve forever prolly doesnt wash too
ur sooo smArt
my motherfuckin streetname was the ass hauler knock me down shoulder check i still stand taller shut your lips sway them hips ass my lingua franca shake that shit and dont quit or ill have to spank ya my flow is ineffable intentions unknowable i dont gotta give you jack dick my moneys un-owe-able beat off to the beat like a dick headed stepcock thats to say hey dont play dress the door knob with sock chew through rugs and dope tugs like my bitchs name pb sugar sweet candy treat eyes rolled back like g d future so bright i need shades just to fucking see it open up to each day like [s] ===> the goat imma fuckin be it flash every step like its a strife with my bro and whoever just threw that shit your moms a fuckin hoe
bars as in you should be behind them
the ampopo tried to shut me down chyeah thatll happen when sea pigs like you fly
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oh dope aint none of what you said even close to fucking sensible or remotely advisable i fuck heavy with you and will responsibly communicate this to everyone i know
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dude i fucking hate series where everyones got the same ass cookie cutter sugar sprinkle background same ass ethnicity same ass skintone same ass zipcode same ass nepobaby got a director of the series for an uncle and like for no reason stories written on a race by race basis where you only write what you know and experienced personally its so fucking dull there is so much fucking untapped talent in the world so many incredible people you can tap for lived experiences what are you scared of scared that your pretend brown person wasnt brown in a way that makes sense in your made up world where you make up the rules for how shit works what the fuck are you actually worried about what the fucks got you so scared its got us stuck w bitches who got the hiring practices of a silent and unstressed keep moving need not apply sign
Diversity of experiences and origin makes for a richer talle. I recentlly read a book, and llater found a Graphic Novell adapting its story. But they had depicted an entire collony of dark-skinned humans as universally white. I am unversed in your Earth Sociall Pollitics but this seemed in poor taste.
mad fucking poor taste shit gets me heated thanks for sharing though youre right to feel thats mad fucking bogus
:33 < here mew go, awkwete purrmusk! i made mewr fursona!
oh this shits goin on the minifridge for sure
:33 < yay!!! im glad mew like it!
omgggggg what a cool design!!!! i LOVE your sona dave and your art is so amazing nemean!!!
:33 < pawww!! thank mew jade!! i appurreciate this!
beak reveal been on this okey doke ass website long enough if i was a bird my bitch ass would absolutely be a magpie just an fyi
:33 < oh! oh! now i gotta draw mewr fursona!
pfft my what daw er cool cat its just a bit but now you got me mad fucking curious
:33 < idc if its a bit!! i gotta do it!