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@insufferablePrick
in sufferable we prick
she ins on prick til i sufferable #suggestive #idk
every day i learn something new about gay people against my will i feel like bob from monsters vs aliens when he gets forced to eat same thing for the rest of his natural life but it is fascinating i will admit
โแขโข๏ปโขแขโ < share a gay people fact with me im all ears #traumabonding >
my brother kisses his computer screen when shirtless robotic men are on it
my brother sometimes dubs over daves voice in space odyssey and stutters whenever the red cyclopic toaster tits dude starts talking and im p sure he bites his gloved knuckle too
ngl to you big d im p sure thats not a gay people writ large thing p sure thats just a dirk quirk
โแขโข๏ปโขแขโ < had to do some research on what that is im so sorry this happened to mew mew should fight him >
goofiest shit in the world to me is when someone opens an ask box and only gets responses they write their own damn selves davie s baby how the fuck you keep your hair so silky smooth night cap and sexual congress thanks for asking handsome stranger heres a little ball tickle as thanks coochie coochie coo like stfu stop playing
you really people wwould do that? go on chittr and lie?
not on chittr no but these askboxes are all offsite aka the part of the internet where only unverified fake people and roleplayers post
i know i can only have one pinned chitt at a time but i want it known one of my all time hall of famers for favorite posts ever is fuck you exclamation point hashtag reference that is seriously unironically one of the funniest combinations of phrasings and symbology in the entire english language and very little will ever top it
nerds arguing over sex they arent going to have and what vocab to use for it is some of the most intense shit ive ever read about online i literally cannot put down my device this is either a genius pr stunt or some of the wildest stair stumble improv ive ever been inadequately warned about gotta see more
i am repping you here this is like the gold standard for strider to strider endorsements hah look at that nature is amazing
It's actually a social terrorist attack to use slightly diffurent wording...แโแแท
what the fuck is a social terrorist hey guys have you heard of the empire state building what an eyesore wouldnt it be great if it were filled with a lot more screaming people in it pledging themselves to i dont know the fucking realm of eternal darkness or some shit lets discuss it in my anarchist tea shop over some low fat dairy
Pawhaps oat milk...แโแแท This just isn't furry inclusive to vegans...แโแแท Can we talk about the vegans screaming enchantments of eternal darkness in the empire state building...แโแแท Clearly, the lack of inclusion, is a no no...แโแแท
omg true ive met some vegan baddies in my time and while it never worked out i dont wanna be caught with my drawers down meat in hand on a plate of animal murder like those gals take that shit mad serious i would salisbury my face steak in shame no more stroganoff bailing on my meat balls cordon bleu it
spongebob and i go way back we both got undersea cred larry aint got shit on the bubbles we blew back in the day this one time we went jellyfishing for two day night cycles straight straight up bikini bottom tops
never too late to make some new memories spongey b f is for friends who do stuff together
f is for fire that burns down the whole town!! u is for uranium... BOMBS! >:D n is for no surviiivors WHEN YOU
of all the shit talking on the timeline i have seen in my entire life that was certainly the most recent
dick full of stuff cause that bitch my magpenis not talking bout a magnum more like pica genus when i fuck i take flight im a bird corvidae take a gutsy girl beneath my wing let a shawty say haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay im the cock of the day night morning dawn and dusk wham baam thank you maam and sorry to be brusque birds of a feather fuck in any weather whether six feet off the ground or double that and under imma piledrive her pussy popping eggs like its kegel thunder boom boom boom pow ride the lightning and the thunderclap boom boom boom pow feel the sizzle in my balls w no handicap lil beat
before any rose says some shit no i cant use penis prose my sister already thought of that one
they never learn
no im too young to die dont take me back to the pound i promise no more chewed up bad bitch carpets no more motherfuckers socked in the jaw and no more duking it out with the mailman ill be a stridapper gentleman ill do gooder rose i swear
u put insufferable when it should say cute idk what 2 tell u
@themanintheCairoovercoat hey bestie
penis mysterious call that shit incognito packed between the legs like a seasoned dorito penis delirious call that shit fucking psycho drop an anvil on my ride uninsurable by geico penis unserious shits chalance intolerant pop a squat and ass on it and you become preponderant
i would never say i told you so id quicksave first so it doesnt count
Savescumming your "I told you so"s? Lame.
more like stockpiling so i can unleash them all at once
ant man is a boss ass pimp motherfucking superhero and i refuse any alternative perspective his helmet boss as fuck his powers boss as fuck his theme song boss as fuck none of yall weak rookie minded amateur capeshit junkies be badmouthing my man ant man in my presence so help me pimp god i will smite smitter smack a motherfucker til their blasphemous ass eyeballs knock around and then sprout like antenna against the inside of their goofy ass head stretched skyward
there is no low i wouldnt shrink to for the bit
Why would I allow that when you claimed this was a solo act of degradation? Use your hands and spit.
because i dont go anywhere without my crew you pay us or the job doesnt get done rose lalonde stein buyer beware youre in for a scare dun dun du dun dun dunanana arf arf arf arf arf dunununanunununanunununanun
please tell me i dont need to hold your hand and straight up thumb drum the fucking tune into those crypt crawler cold fingers for you to get the refrance tell me you still got enough weird girl aura to get the referee france like just innately please rose its me dave im in your head beaming this directly to your mind when i say arf arf arf arf arf i want you to hear it
Dave, through my medicated haze, I hear you barking. Down boy, down.
yo so like if youre having an eldritch crash out how the fuck you got time enough to hate my whore moans posts multiple times my sister has been eldritch abducted and grimdarkened this is how i know youre on some evil larp type shit that shits just too funny to me
totes fair still gonna dog on em though she is hitting that blender type syntax
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the things they gotta do on this site to mimic a fraction of your dark power
oh i still made this dw im just taking classes i always pay homage to the seifu the tutor the disciplined taskmaster
yapper b liek: N๐ฆน it d๐ฆนeznt c๐ฆนunt t๐ฆน really b g๐ฆน๐ฆนd u g๐ฆนtta learn it all ๐ฆนn ur ๐ฆนwn ur a larper a faker and a wannabe d๐ฆนnt talk 2 me br๐ฆน
dont look at me im an online course graduate laulum i went to school and made offline friends im sorry if you ever had a different impression of me shit was fake this is my true mermaid form i am book learnt
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me personally whenever i see someone using zalgo text i picture some foreboding giant monster puppeteering them to type in some fucking https:// l-i-n-g-o-j-a-m dot com ZalgoText all excruciatingly slowly page struggles to load dark interloper gets fussy asks why you dont have the widget yet there is an official dark one widget that does this shit automatically but its not on your browser and the two of you get into a fight about chromium storing your data it loads finally it goes back to the other tab and then you copy an entire paragraph of crashing out and with dark ministrations and stirrings chuck it back onto the page and go marvelous work my dark acolyte
PUPETTEERING MENTIONED LIKE RECHIT AND SUBSCRIBE TO CHANNEL!!!
funniest shit ever is when someone goes back and hates a post i made from like two days ago like aww thats straight up ailment type asshurt right there medicinal malice clinical cramps of the colon
NOW IMAGINE IF SOMEONE WAITS TWO DAYS TO HATE ON THIS POST!!!
see this is why were family call they could never make me dog on the dawg
OK!!! THIS CONVINCED ME TO TAKE LIL BRO OFF THE CORNER OF SHAME A LITTLE...
im challenging the loser of the duel between @cosmopolitanAstute and @caesarsArmament to a duel if he can find the cajones to face me and also died horribly previously
