@insufferablePrick — #lilbeat
dick full of stuff cause that bitch my magpenis not talking bout a magnum more like pica genus when i fuck i take flight im a bird corvidae take a gutsy girl beneath my wing let a shawty say haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay im the cock of the day night morning dawn and dusk wham baam thank you maam and sorry to be brusque birds of a feather fuck in any weather whether six feet off the ground or double that and under imma piledrive her pussy popping eggs like its kegel thunder boom boom boom pow ride the lightning and the thunderclap boom boom boom pow feel the sizzle in my ba...Read more
penis mysterious call that shit incognito packed between the legs like a seasoned dorito penis delirious call that shit fucking psycho drop an anvil on my ride uninsurable by geico penis unserious shits chalance intolerant pop a squat and ass on it and you become preponderant
exfuckingsqueezed me couldnt close they hand grip so good got her stretched like a rubber band flat thats my affect not my ass effect call the booty cheeks a mass attack way the art fights a snack on stack call a bitch bellweather whether bell bottomed curved tickles harder than a feather when a studious booteous bitch see my goodious gluteus served she swerved utterly anal nihilated bitch you got no ass damn plant that shit leave a print and watch the mf paper jam no comfort whatsoever just a seat with no cushion (ouch) like what fucking ever call my raps the fucking point cause above you they woosh...Read more
call yo bitch exodia the way she textin me instead shuffling her hands across my stack when giving me some head better special summon tissues and some lotion on your deck cause merfolk dont fuckin fair too well gainst burn last time i check
turnback tuesday the lilest beat some shit i wrote as lil beat years and years ago epic rap battles of all time rough draft dave strider versus voooooooooooooooldemooooooooooooooort begin heres tom torn and riddled apart with an answer that left him leadlined dave spell checked your dipshit diary (gun in hand) and redlined (bop) bitch be like "you ruined my dream journal" damn right i fuckin did whore the crux of which so ugly its like a gas station toilet skid found you some bullet points as hollow as the fangs of a basilisk beast no one wants to hunt or find out where or why that ass is...Read more
if you like penis enchiladas and beating cock in a game if you like mean hochi mamas sitting on where youve lain if you like queen dersite dramas and prospit calling out your name if you like kankris pajamas or getting sword cleaved in twain if you like deep reaching traumas a near constant migraine if you like were off squadalama and ganon calling you insane if you like sentences with commas call my sister up shes lame
call my hair the crows nest the way my do be perched call it a bird baths rest the bitch be goddamn parched bob yo head weave back and forth on this dick and close up shave these pubes up drive a manic pixie dream girl fuckin sick wolf barkin out like use more lubes up ar arrr arrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooo snatching a bitchs wig in between each verse stuck on repeat like yaint had time to rehearse trim the edgers taper the baby got back like another brother cant deny scissor a sister like i cant decide whether you should live or die
my motherfuckin streetname was the ass hauler knock me down shoulder check i still stand taller shut your lips sway them hips ass my lingua franca shake that shit and dont quit or ill have to spank ya my flow is ineffable intentions unknowable i dont gotta give you jack dick my moneys un-owe-able beat off to the beat like a dick headed stepcock thats to say hey dont play dress the door knob with sock chew through rugs and dope tugs like my bitchs name pb sugar sweet candy treat eyes rolled back like g d future so bright i need shades just to fucking see it open up to each day like [s] ===> the...Read more
so rap and artistry are some shit i care a lot about @glitteringAcuity not to put you on blast but @glitteringAcuity writes "OBJECTION! slant rhymes are a better display of skill & artistic vision than direct rhymes" respectfully horseshit the honorable judge strider presiding says overruled your objection is quashed and your motion is denied flow lets break this down on a mechanical level im not usually interested in getting into an uhm actually when id rather spit that shit on the mic but the metaphors forced af yo you think shes your purpose / your sole reason for life youre just a cog in the syste...Read more