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so rap and artistry are some shit i care a lot about @glitteringAcuity not to put you on blast but @glitteringAcuity writes "OBJECTION! slant rhymes are a better display of skill & artistic vision than direct rhymes" respectfully horseshit the honorable judge strider presiding says overruled your objection is quashed and your motion is denied flow lets break this down on a mechanical level im not usually interested in getting into an uhm actually when id rather spit that shit on the mic but the metaphors forced af yo you think shes your purpose / your sole reason for life youre just a cog in the system / perpetual victim of strife weeping bodily fluids / like theyre bars in the sand while were out here / running empires you cant comprehend right off the bat this betrays a fundamental ass lack of understanding i was making a foot pun steps on me sole my verse is using sole and soles two distinct definitions as a springboard for the next response speaking of the next response bars in the sand what the actual fuck is that even supposed to mean damn right theyre running empires i cant comprehend shits incomprehensible to anybody who isnt lying and them empires being run into the ground deadass slant rhymes are themed they are consistent i present exhibit ayyyy aesop rock - shrunk "my address a made-up language written out in living glyphs lifted from demonic literature and religious text" glyphs and text dont even close to rhyme but the thematic emphasis gives them reason for songly inclusion and hella fucking heat "telephone uncovered by purveyors of the ouija" "then checked against the CBGB womens room graffiti" technically rhymes but the syllable count breakage is justified for emphasis in both cases shit was packin heat and there was an overall message carried mc dirkhead got none of that

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@glitteringAcuity[GA]

RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! this is... really bad. i'm sorry you felt the need to write this, let alone post it

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lmao if you aint got nothin to say then dont say it

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i cant imagine taking the time to type out a nuanced critique for someone whose gonna pee themselves on the stand the minute examination gets a little cross so i wont do that shit a second time

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@thehorrorTerror[TT]

W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇... r͇a͇t͇h͇e͇r͇ f͇o͇n͇d͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇ a͇e͇s͇o͇p͇ r͇o͇c͇k͇. W͇e͇ t͇h͇a͇n͇k͇ y͇o͇u͇ f͇o͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇ i͇n͇t͇r͇o͇d͇u͇c͇t͇i͇o͇n͇.

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thanks for keepin it real outer eldritch entity

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@caliBorn[CB]

uTTER WOKE NONESENSE. WHY WOuLD NOT RHYMING. BE SuPERIOR TO RHYMES. NEAR RHYMES. ARE TOLERABLE. BuT IF YOu ARE MAKING AN EXCEPTION ALREADY. WHY NOT SIMPLY CHOOSE BETTER FuCKING WORDS. I WANT TO uNDERSTAND THIS BEEF. I WANT TO SINK MY TEETH INTO IT. AND SHAKE IT SIDE TO SIDE. SPRINKING SALISBuRY DRIPPINGS. ALL OVER THE WALL. uNTIL IT STOPS MOVING. AND I AM FREE TO SINK MY TEETH INTO IT. JAWS uTTERLY OBLITERATING. ALL TOKEN RESISTANCE. FROM THE MARBLED MEATS. NOT ERODED BY VENOMOuS INJECTION. OF HORRIBLY CORROSIVE TOXIN AND MELTY STuFF ALIKE. BuT THIS FEELS TO ME. LIKE A DISAGREEMENT. ON A MATTER OF TASTE. RATHER THAN SuBSTANCE. THERE IS NO. ONE TRuE RAP MEDIuM. ONLY RAP ARTISTS. WRAPPED uP. IN ONE ANOTHER'S. THICK. VEINY. DRIPPY. COCK CORDS. AND VARIOuS STANZAS. WHOSE BARS. SWING TOGETHER. LIKE METAL PIPE SFX.

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thanks for keepin it real @caliBorn