CALIBORN
@caliBorn
$$$CALIBORN. AN INVESTING GOD. CHAMPION CREATIVE. CHARITABLE DONOR. OF SEED. FuN. D. TO ASSES. GET THAT GREEN uP. THAT GREEN. BEING. OF COuRSE. MINE. QuITE EXPLICITLY. IN A FISCAL SENSE. 🚀 KILL YOuRSELF ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON. 🚀 BALD. RED EYES. CHEEKS WITH SWIRLS ON THEM. 6'4". FEMINIST.
I FEEL LIKE SOME POSTS. ARE LIKE SuICIDE BAITING STuPID PEOPLE. INTO COMMITTING INTELLECTuAL LIFESPAN FORFEITuRE. BRAIN AGE SHRINKAGE. I AM THE COLD BREEZY WIND. TO THE BALLS OF YOuR BANAL FuCKING INTLET BRAIN. IS IT COLD IN HERE? NO. YOuR HEAD IS JuST EMPTY. DuMB OF ASS. NO THOuGHTS. NOT FOR A CuTESY. BISHOuNEN SORT OF WAY. IN A FuCKSTuPID MORONIC SORT OF WAY. THAT MAKES YOu FEEL BAD. BECAuSE YOu ARE. AT HAVING HIGHER LATERAL THINKING TYPES OF THOuGHTS. LIKE MINE. HEART. CALIBORN.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUH YOU GOT IT BOSS! AND DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW SHARP YOUR FANGS LOOK TODAY?
AS SHARP AS THE BRAIN I uSE. AS THE VERITABLY BITCHING CAN OPENER. OF STuPID PEOPLE'S BRAINS. WHICH TASTE. ALMOST AS GOOD. AS FELLED INTELLECTuAL RIVALS. WHO KNOW FuCKALL ABOuT ANYTHING. BuT STILL RECOGNIZE MY GENIuS.
THIS IS WHY YOURE THE BOSS I WOULDA NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! CHEEKS FULLA BRAINS AND ENEMIES!
HEY. GAY PEOPLE. CAN I RECLAIM IT?
you did explicitly ask for gay people. pretty obvious which word you were wantin' to say.
NO DID YOu MISREAD MY POST. YOu WERE SuPPOSED TO. NO YOu'RE NOT GETTING THE GENIuS OF MY POST. STOP.
WE MUST CONSULT THE TRUE SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR. **KANKRI VANTAS** @CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY CAN CALIBORN RECLAIM THIS?
say it were in the shit now you and me are two dudes tenderly holding hands in this fucking gay ass rainbow of jolly dandys say the slur embrace your destiny
ARE YOu FuCKING DENSE. YOu ARE THE IMAGE. OF TROLL OBAMA GIVING HIMSELF THE DuMBASS MEDAL. AND ACTING LIKE THERE IS ANY POMP AND OR CIRCuMSTANCE. INVOLVED. IN THIS SPINALLY CONTORTING. SELF-GRATIFYING. SELF-INFLICTED REACHAROuND. ONE PuBLIC EXECuTION. CLEARLY WASN'T ENOuGH. FOR YOu VANTAS SORTS. PLEASE FuCKING PISS OFF A STATE OFFICIAL WITH YOuR LOCATION TuRNED ON. PLEASE. I WANT TO BE IN THE SPLASH ZONE THIS TIME.
OKAY. I WIN. YOu CAN ALL FuCK OFF NOW. NO LANDS LEFT TO CONQuER. CALIBORN'S FLAG. IS ALREADY PLANTED. FIRMLY. HEAVED IN ITS HEFT. ASTRIDE THE ASSHOLE. OF MY OWN ASS TERRITORY. KuLT? KuLL? TRY THE MARK OF THE BEAST. https://i.imgur.com/uWnupqO.png
:33 < congratulations on reaching verification! what a meowlestone to achieve!
:33 < ohhh XPP :33 < i am sorry for saying the wrong thing :33 < i guess thats an achievement and funny number! :33 < congrats on that most importantly!
:33 < yaaay! :33 < although you s33med to dislike my congratulations so... :33 < naaay? :33 < youre a very silly purrson to read it makes me scratch my goofy little pan :PP
AT THIS POINT. I AM GOING TO STOP BEING REASONABLE. I AM JuST GOING TO START SHOOTING PEOPLE. AND SNACKING ON THEIR CORPSES. FOR TRYING TO PuSH. DuMBASS FADS. I DO NOT LIKE. IT MAY BE A MATTER OF PERSONAL OPINION. BuT IT IS NOT A MATTER OF PERSONAL OPINION. THAT YOu ARE DEAD. WHEN I KILL YOu.
oh, yoU're jUst *now* becoming Unreasonable? ~_~
TIPS FOR MAKING WOMEN STAY AWAY FROM YOu? IN A WAY THAT MAKES THEM DIE. PREFERABLY FAST.
Just kill me yourself, or perhaps cut my brake lines.
uSEFuL SuGGESTION. uSELESS SuGGESTERETTE. OPINION DISREGARDED. uNKIND REGARDS.
WELL? SHARE YOuR TECHNIQuE. YOu COY ASS MOTHERFuCKER. STOP HOARDING YOuR SECRETS.
AH. ELECTRICITY CONDuCTIVE uRINE. IT IS SO SIMPLE. YET. SO EFFECTIVE. WHY DID I NOT THINK OF IT SOONER?
🜂 | Let us be absolutely clear. the #MACROMAY campaign (allegedly) fielded by multiple test audience sensitivity screenings was not, quote, 🜂 | "a shameless ploy for relevance propped up by a deranged lunatic of a woman pleading desperately to escape the crippling weight of her aging body's expiring relevance to onlooking eyes". 🜂 | Nor was it just "a harebrained scheme for a lesser popular #EridanWeek" even less organized than the first. 🜂 | Nor was it a "fetish thing". 🜂 | It is all of those things and grounds for a hefty wave of defamation clawsuits! #MANYSUCHCASES ! use of MACROCOSMOS, TEAM MACRO COSMOS, MACRO CULLSMOS, MC ROS brands, and patented marketing terms like #MACROMAY are absolutely not an appropriate means to vent frustration at former employ. 🜂 | Warm regards~ 🌹🌹🌹 And enjoy hivelessness. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #EridanWeek #MoreLikeEridanWeak #MayICome #MoreLike #MyThatsDumb #ImagineKidnappingAViolet #CouldntBe #MACROCOSMOS 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
TYPICAL BITCH BEHAVIOR. THEY SHOuLD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.
THANK YOu. TO ALL TRANSGENDERS. FOR YOuR SERVICE. @everyOne BY CHOOSING TO BE VISIBLE ON THIS DAY. I AM REMINDED OF HOW MANY BITCHES I HAVE. THIS IS LIKE. MY OWN PERSONAL FOuRTH OF JuLY. MY INDEPENDENCE FROM INDEPENDENCE. DECLARATION. IT BRINGS A TEAR. TO MY KALEIDOSCOPIC EYE. SO TAKEN IN. BY SELF-MADE WOMEN. WHO I ALMOST CONSIDER TO BE PEOPLE.
THIS AIN'T A SCENE, IT'S A GODDAMNED ARMS RACE. #LYRICS
I ADMIRE THE ABSOLuTELY. uNFuCKWITHABLE. ATTITuDE. THAT YOuR NAME IMPLIES. BLOODSNOW. IS SuCH A BEAuTIFuL. CHRISTIAN NAME. THE PERIOD AT THE END. REALLY EXuDES ALPHA ENERGY. AND THE IDEA. NO ONE COMES AFTER YOu. I BET YOu ARE JuST DROWNING. IN BIG BELLIED BITCHES. BARELY HAVE TIME TO COME uP FOR AIR. YOu SHOuLD POST ABOuT SONGS WITH THE WORD BITCHES IN THEM. THAT WOuLD MAKE YOu REALLY COOL.
I AM ABSOLUTELY DROWNING IN BITCHES. I HAVE SO MANY BITCHES. I WILL POST MORE SONGS WITH THE WORD BITCHES IN THEM.
CALIBORN. BORN. A LONG TIME AGO. DEAD. TODAY. WITH A QuESTION MARK. IF I DO NOT MAKE IT OuT ALIVE. I WANT. MY BITCHING LOOT. AND uNTOLD TREASuRE TROVES. TO GO TO THE RIGHT PLACE. TO @museNot I LEAVE MY EVERLASTING SCORN. MAY IT SERVE YOu NOTHING. TO @timaeusTestified I LEAVE ALL THE SWORDS THAT WERE TOO HEAVY FOR ME TO CARRY ON MY OWN. IN FACT. EVEN IF I SOMEHOW. SuRVIVE THESE PERILS. I WANT YOu TO TAKE THEM. THEY ARE FuCKING ANNOYING. AND WILDLY uNWIELDY. ANYWAY. THIS DOOR ISN'T GOING TO LAST. ANY% IMPENDING DEATH SPEEDRuN. @leucomaSalicis DIRT FOR YOuR HOLE. SO YOu CAN SHuT IT. @syntheticRevolution MY WIG COLLECTION FOR SNATCHING MINE OFF SO HEINOuSLY. @ardourCorvidae MY LEAST EATEN GOD TIER CAPE. @WARIOEPICFAN TWO CONDOMS. ONE FOR EACH PARENT. DELIVERED THE NIGHT BEFORE YOu WERE CONCEIVED. @onescratchOfmany MY LAST SCOTTIE DOG. ACTuALLY. NO. I NEED TO KEEP MY YuCKY NuTRIENTS uP. IF I AM TO BE NOT EATEN. I LEAVE. uH. SHIT. WELL I GAVE ALL THE NEAT SHIT AWAY ALREADY. MY EVERLASTING THANKS. EVEN IF IT. LASTS LONGER. THAN ME. FuCK I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE. IT WENT QuIET. TOO QuIET. MAYBE SHE LEFT? FOR GOOD? https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/image0d0b9c42815d25fb.png
... You good, man?
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NO OMG. I Lik£ so b£li£v£ you to liv£!!! You lik£, so hav£ this!!!! OMG.
no amount of soil can bury the unforgotten.
PLEASE. SEND. HELP. I AM TOO POWERFuL TO DIE ALONE. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/her.gif
HOW DO I PuT MYSELF ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST. I DO NOT ENJOY THE PIT. THEY CLEARLY. HAVE THE WRONG FuCKING NuMBER. I AM NOT INTERESTED. DELETE. DELETE. DELETE. STOP.
Oh god she's going to try and fucking eat you isn't she.
WHY DID SHE LIKE THAT. I DO NOT LIKE THAT SHE LIKED THAT. DELETE THAT POST RIGHT NOW. YOu ARE GIVING THIS DEMENTED FuCKING LuNATIC IDEAS. I AM NOT TASTY. I AM STuFFED. FuLL TO THE BRIM. WITH SCOTTIE DOGS. BLACK LICORICE. COuRTESY OF @onescratchOfmany.
There's no fucking delete button but I have a feeling that I was, in fact, right.
NO. I DO NOT FEEL LISTLESS. I FEEL LISTED. LIKE AN ITEM. A MARKET SuRVEY SAMPLE. THAT I AM VIOLENTLY. MuRDEROuSLY. DISINTERESTED IN. TAKE ME OFF THE STuPID FuCKING CALL LIST. CLEARLY. I AM IN NO POSITION. TO MAKE HIGH STAKES HIGH STRESS PuRCHASING DECISIONS. I DO NOT WANT WHATEVER YOu ARE SELLING. YOu FuCKING LuNATIC.
you can yet be liberated of this undesired state. there is but one way out.
I AM NOT PICKING uP. WHAT YOu ARE PuTTING DOWN. I AM PuNTING IT. AND HITTING THE GODDAMN GROuND RuNNING. I HAVE SO MuCH LEFT TO DO. SO MANY LIVES TO END. LONG BEFORE MY OWN. YOu HAVE GOT TO BE FuCKING KIDDING ME. I AM NOT READY. I AM WHOLLY uNREADY. I HAVE uNFINISHED BuSINESS. SO MuCH uNFINISHED BuSINESS. I HAVE TO PAY MY GOONS. MY DIMWITTED HENCHMEN ROPED INTO THIS FECKLESS ASS FETCH QuEST. I REFuSE TO EXPIRE.
IN PuRSuIT OF MY DEAD SISTER. I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING. uNSETTLING. IF ANYBODY GETS THIS MESSAGE. PLEASE SEND SYMPATHETIC HELP. WHO WILL WORK ON CONTINGENCY. THAT I SuRVIVE. PLEASE. FuCK. I DO NOT WANT TO BE ACCOuNTABLE. FOR THE ACTIONS OF MY SISTER'S MuRDERER. HE WAS A PRODuCT OF HIS TIMES. SPuRNED BY HIS CIRCuMSTANCE. I FORGIVE HIM. I FORGIVE MY SISTER. I FORGIVE ALL OF YOu. ALL OF YOu. FOR LAuGHING. MOCKING ME. FOR. OH MY FuCKING ME. DID YOu HEAR THAT. https://s6.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-688dc0ce06cb8f23.gif
FDJOFSKHMLSREGLERALGKERuSDAFJSD. I AM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE OuT HERE. CHuCKLEFuCK. AND YOu ARE CRACKING. CRACKERJACK JOKES. WHEN I AM DONE NOT DYING. I AM ENSuRING. THAT YOu ARE GETTING KILLED IN MY PLACE.
OKAY. I HAVE REEVALuATED MY STRATEGY. YOu WIN. FuCKERS. I APOLOGIZE. YOu ARE ALL CLEARLY WORTH MORE THAN NOTHING. AND I WILL NOT BE ASKING FOR YOuR HELP. WITHOuT THE MINIMuMEST OF WAGES. AGAIN. AFTER THIS POST THAT IS. CLEARLY OFFERING NO MONEY WAS A MAJOR MISSTEP. BuT NOW. THE CuRRENCY OF KINDNESS IS IN HIGH DEMAND. BECAuSE AS IT TuRNS OuT. DIGGING uP MY SISTER'S CORPSE WAS A VERY BAD IDEA. A TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD IDEA. ROTTEN TO THE CORE. AND SEEPING INTO THE SOIL. BECAuSE IT MuST HAVE MELTED. THERE IS NOTHING HERE. I. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FuCK TO TELL YOu BAITED BREATH SuCKING IMBECILES. BuT MY SISTER'S CORPSE IS MISSING. ANY LEADS????? https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/image7f4632eefd514936.png
OMG OK lik£ who am I distracting??? OMG want m£ to lik£, talk about my boss or som£thing? Or my lik£, n£w cloth£s I got a LOT to lik£, talk about :P
DON'T TALK ABOuT YOuR BOSS. OKAY. I DON'T NEED COMPETITION IN A HIGH STAKES. HIGH STRESS ENVIRONMENT. RIGHT NOW. I AM YOuR BOSS. TELL ME ABOuT. YOuR CLOTHES. ARE THERE ANY. FRAGILE GREEN PARTS. WITH COSMIC BLACK GAuDY GLOSSY FIBERS. THAT CATCH THE MOONLIGHT. IF YOu HOLD THEM JuST RIGHT. AND SEEM TO HOWL WITH THE WINDS. EVEN WHEN THERE AREN'T ANY. LIKE. I AM WONDERING. IF THAT IS A POPuLAR NEW CLOTHING TREND. FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
A SCRAP. JuST A SCRAP. OF AN OuTFIT I HAVE NEVER SEEN HER WEAR. FRAGILE. GREEN. COME uNDONE IN SOME AREA OR ANOTHER. COSMIC BLACK. REPuLSIVELY GAuDY. LOOKS LIKE SPIT LICKED. GLOSSY FIBERS. THE SCRAP. CATCHES THE MOONLIGHT. IF YOu HOLD IT JuST RIGHT. HOWLS WITH THE WINDS. EVEN WHEN THERE AREN'T ANY. LIKE I SAID. NOTHING.
Okay w£ll lik£, no! But I can lik£, look!! Most of my wardrob£ is just lik£, shiny and black
Goddamn what the fuck kind of divine collectable did you just stumble across.
SO IT'S A GOOD THING? WHEW. CASE CLOSED. MY SISTER TuRNED INTO LOOT. OH. BuT YOu SAID SOMETHING ABOuT FOOTPRINTS. RIGHT. THAT WAS A THING THAT YOu DEFINITELY SAID.
I AM GOING TO MAKE A NEW POST. IT WILL NOT LET ME uPLOAD ANOTHER IMAGE.
SEARCH QuERY. TIPS FOR DIGGING uP A DEAD BODY. FAT GPT. IN A MORBIDLY OBESE ACCENT. GENERATE ME. THE FLABBIEST SERIES OF SEQuENTIALLY ORGANIZED. INSTRuCTIONS. FOR RETRIEVING A VAGuELY SISTERLY OuTLINE. WITHOuT METAL DETECTORS. X-RAY DEVICES. OR SPIRITuAL MEDIuMS. THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN NOT ENOuGH CREDITS. THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN SORA IS GOING OFFLINE. THE FuCK YOu MEAN NO MORE BBWS??? ARE YOu GODDAMN DERANGED??? OKAY. CALIRAIGSLIST POSTING. GuY NEEDED. MuST BE MuSCuLAR AND WILLING TO SHOVEL SOMETHING. WITHOuT KNOWING WHAT IT IS. NO PAY. VERY VALuABLE EXPOSuRE. TO THE CONTENTS. uNDERNEATH THE TOPSOIL. AND SEVERAL LAYERS OF LIMESTONE. MuST BE WILLING TO DIG TO THE BITTER END. AND COME WITH A REPLACEMENT.
you ♯nearly had me until you said ♯nopay i shovel ♯corpses for a ♯living on top of the ♯neverendingcurse but penny doesnt ♯doshitforfree ♯brokie
I wont lik£ do any of that but lik£, I lik£ mon£y!! Hir£ m£?
OMG wait lik£, no pay. Nvm. Good luck though
FINE. FuCK PENNY. FuCK PENNY FOR NAuGHT A SIXPENCE. FuCK PENNY ALL THE WAY TO THE CLEANERS. WHERE THEY SAY. SORRY. YOuR NICEST SuIT IS NOT A FREEBIE. YOu HAD uS uNTIL YOu SAID NO PAY. WE CLEAN STuPID DROOLING WHINY BITCH TIT HAVER'S CLOTHING. FOR A LIVING. ON TOP OF THE. NEVER ENDING BLESSINGS. OF COMING HIGHLY RECCOMENDED. BY CALIBORN. BuT CLEANERS. DOESN'T DO SHIT FOR FREE. PEASANTRY!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ALSO. I FIGuRED IT OuT. I CAN JuST EAT SAND. THEY TELL YOu NOT TO DO THAT. BuT THEY ARE WRONG. I WILL CHEW THROuGH THE ROCKS MYSELF. THANKS FOR NOTHING! FuCK FACE!
TRAITORS. TuRNCOATS. FIENDS. FuCKING. JuST WHEN I AM AT MY LOWEST. AND MY NEEDIEST. YOu ALL ABANDON THE LONE HERO. I GuESS THAT IS WHY THEY CALL ME. BETTER OFF. FIGuRING IT OuT. ON MY JuST LONESOME. WHEN I RISE TO POWER. AND OBLITERATE YOu ALL. WITH LESS THAN A THOuGHT. YOu WILL REGRET NOT HELPING ME IN MY TIME OF NEED. BECAuSE I WILL BE CREATING. ALL OF YOuRS.
OKAY. HOW MuCH IN. MONEYS. TO GET YOu TO COME BACK AND HELP ME. uRGENTLY. NOT FOR DIGGING. JuST. THE DISTRACTING BLITHE BuLLSHIT THING THAT YOu DO SOMETIMES. WHERE YOu ARE ORDINARILY uNWANTED. BuT. AS SERENDIPITY HAS IT. ARE NEEDED VERY MuCHLY NOW. I WILL CuT A CHECK.
IGNORE MY OTHER POST. YOu ARE HELPING. I DID NOT SEE THIS IN TIME. MONEYS. WHAT MONEYS. THAT DOESN'T EVEN SOuND LIKE ME. MEET ME IN THE POST. WITH THE PICTuRE. OF THE GLORIOuS SCREAMING HEAD. THAT HEAD IS ME
OMG lik£ no it's ok im lik£, f££ling so nic£! Lik£ who n££ds distracting and WH£R£? Im lik£, on my way :P
YOu NEVER HAVE TO WORRY. ABOuT MEETING YOuR HEROES. IF YOuR HERO IS ME. FOR ONE. YOuR GOAT WILL NEVER BE WASHED. EXCEPT FOR WHERE IT COuNTS. MY AuRA IS uNENDING. AND I ONLY GET INTO DRAMA THAT I DIRECTLY CAuSED. ON PuRPOSE. TO TANK THE RATINGS OF MY ENEMIES. I NEVER LOSE. EVEN WHEN I LOSE. I GAIN SOMETHING THAT YOu DON'T HAVE. THEY CALL THAT SHIT. CALIBORNOMICS.
I n££d to lik£ m££t my h£ro ASAP. Lik£ OMG ok promis£ you'r£ lik£, not wash£d?
I HAD THE RANKINGS REMOVED. SORRY IF YOu ENJOYED THEM. YOu WERE DOING SO IN ERROR. MISTAKENLY. THERE WAS A GRAPHICAL GLITCH. WHERE IT FAILED TO DISPLAY. MY RIGHTFuLLY COVETED NuMBER ONE SLOT. BuT NOW. YOu ARE ALL EQuALLY NuMBER TWO. LOOK AT YOu GO. AN ENTIRE WEBSITE. OF HOT SHIT. NEXT TO THE SHIT. WHICH IS ME. NuMBER ONE. WE CAN CELEBRATE HOW MuCH BETTER I AM THAN YOu ARE. TOGETHER. MANDATORY FuN.
I owe you one.
Ok w£ll lik£, im actually lik£, numb£r on£ and it says you'r£ numb£r 3??? Lik£. Woah.
I FuLLY INTEND TO COLLECT. WHEN YOu ARE LEAST EXPECTING. CONSIDER ME. THE SLIME TRAIL LEAVING SLuG. TO YOuR IMMORTLITY. TRY AS YOu MIGHT. FATE INSEPERABLY. AND INVIOLABLY LINKS uS NOW.
ANOTHER GRAPHICAL GLITCH. THE REMEDY. WILL BE ADMINISTERED SHORTLY. DON'T GET FuCKING HEADSTRONG.
Sure. Why not?
Lik£, i'm gonna liv£ this high for£v£r! Also lik£ I was in a lik£, famous band and you w£r£nt. :P <3
I SENSE A DISTURBANCE. IN THE FORCE. OF MY BACKHAND. IT HAS REMAINED UNCONNECTED. TO THE BITCHY INSOLENCE. OF UNMITIGATED CHUCKLEFUCK CHEEK. LONG ENOUGH. THE CHERUB. IS 'IN'. THAT IS TO SAY. THE CHERUB IS WILLING. TO BERATE YOU FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR INCONSEQUENTIAL GODDAMN LIVES. BY GIVING THEM. RENEWED MEANING. AND PURPOSE. MAY THE FORCE. OF MY BITCHSLAPS. BE WITH YOu.
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/imagee2aa00d7f25f1366.png GuESS FuCKING WHO. HINT. IT IS ME. #GORE #IS NO REASON NOT TO CLICK #GOOD NEAR HALF TO DEATH ON THIS #FOR YOuR FUCKING LIFE EVEN #YOu TWERPASS FuCKING GOONS
KEEP IT UP BOSS YOURE SO AWESOME AND FUN AND NOBODY HAS EVEN SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HOW BALD YOU ARE TODAY!
EVER ONE TO RAIN ON MY PARADE. YOu ARE LuCKY. THAT YOuR uNFORTuNATE REMINDER. OF MY SKELETON PATTERN BALDNESS. WILL FLOAT OFF OF MY SPOTLESS SCALP. LIKE BLOOD WATER. OFF OF AN AXE CRACKED DuCK'S BACK. AND uNLESS YOu WISH TO REENACT. THIS GLORIOuS BLACK SWAN REPRISE WITH ME. I SuGGEST. YOu WATCH WHAT YOu SAY! GOOD WORK ME. KEEP WORKING AT IT.YOu. AS ALWAYS.
DUHHH OKAY BOSS WHATEVER YOU SAY BLACK SWAN IS WHAT AGAIN? ITS LIKE A DARK COLORED BIRD?
AH. AND IN COMES THE HATER. RIGHT ON CuE. A BITCHLESS WANNABE WHO WANNA BE ME. YOu MAY DRESS FOR THE PART. BuT YOu LACK THE PART. uNDERSTuDY. YOu WOuLD BE HERE. IN MY CROWNING MOMENT. A FAIRWEATHER FIEND. FLOCKING TO TAKE A PIECE. OF THE CONGRATuLATORY PIE. WELL. I SAY. GO AHEAD. STuFF YOuRSELF TO EXCESS. REVEL IN MY REVILED SuCCESS. THIS MOMENT. LIKE ALL PRECEDING IT. AND ALL TO FOLLOW IT. IS ALL ABOuT ME. NOTHING YOu SAY. CAN POSSIBLY RuIN. MY CROWNING MOMENT. OF OFFICIATED AFICIONADO OFFICIATION.
Okay you lik£, misund£rstood m£ OMG. I'm lik£, hon£st to Cl£mti SO proud of you littl£ dud£!!! £V£N THOUGH you lik£ totally call£d m£ a bitchl£ss wannab£. B£caus£ i'm lik£, SO kind. You will lik£, r£alis£ this soon <3
AM I NOT ALWAYS? IF MY SuCCESS. WERE STEAKS. THEY WOuLD BE WAGYu. WOBBLING TO AND FRO. WAGGING. LIKE A WELL BEHAVED BITCH IN HEAT. EVER EAGER FOR APPRAISALS. NOT ME MIND. I AM NOT THE BITCH BEING MADE IN THIS ANALOGY. I AM THE TRAINER. WITH EACH FINGER. WHITE KNuCKLING A WHIP. WITH A WIND CRACKING FRENZY. ISSuING COMMANDS. SIT. ROLL OVER. FETCH. DIE. STAY DEAD. DIE FOR REAL THIS TIME. NO. STOP LICKING ME. WHAT ARE YOu DOING. BAD DOG. THESE ARE NOT FuN TIMES FOR YOu. THEY ARE DARK TIMES. VERY DARK TIMES INDEED. YOu MISERABLE MuTT. HOW CAN I EVER BE RID OF YOu. DO YOu SEE. WHAT I MEAN. WHEN I MAKE YOu THE MuTT. IN THIS ANALOGY. MY GOOD BITCH? YOu ARE LOYAL TO ME. CROWBAR. STAY THIS WAY.
I REALIZE NOW. THE ERROR OF MY WAYS. IN NOT REALIZING NOW. THE ERROR OF YOuRS SOONER. BuT. IN A RARE MOMENT. OF GENuINE GROWTH. AND CHARACTER REFLECTION. I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOu A CHANCE. TO MAKE IT uP TO ME. FOR BEING SO GODDAMN FRuSTRATINGLY CONFuSING. AND BAD AT TAKING COMPLIMENTS. BY ACCEPTING THIS ONE. INSTEAD. I THINK MY SISTER'S DEAD CLOTHING. WOuLD LOOK GOOD ON YOu. IF LESS PEOPLE WERE ALIVE TO SEE IT. AND IF ONE DAY. MY DREAM COMES TRuE. AND I SLAuGHTER THEM WHOLESALE. I WANT YOu TO HAVE THE ONES. THAT I DO NOT CHEW TO BITS. YOu ARE ONE OF. THE REAL ONES. STuCK BY ME THROuGH THICK AND THIN. ON MY JOuRNEY TO CONFIRMATION. AND FOR THAT I BESTOW. THE HIGHEST AWARD I CAN GIVE A BITCHLESS WANNABE. THE LAST REMAINING SCRAP OF EVIDENCE. THERE EVER EVEN WAS. ANOTHER BITCH WHO CROSSED ME.
Lik£, AW OMG!! I lik£ think! S££ I lik£, kn£w I would grow on you UU :P!! I'm glad you hav£ also und£rstood just how lik£, FABULOUS and COOL i am!!<33 Im sur£ thos£ cloth£s ar£ lik£, totally sup£r cut£ also.
Let no one ever testify that you are not an artist.
I BELIEVE IT IS CALLED. FINGERPAINTING. THAT SHADE OF RED. IS A LITTLE BuRGuNDY CRIMSON MAROON I LIKE TO CALL. ANOTHER PERSON'S FINGER. I ATE IT BEFORE I CAPTuRED THE PICTuRE. TO ARTISTE IS TO SuFFER. BuT I OuTSOuRCE MY SuFFERING. IT IS MORE EFFICIENT THAT WAY. LESS DOWNTIMES BEING MOPEY AS ALL FuCK. LIKE A CERTAIN GOOD FOR NOTHING. REMINDER. DEAD. SISTER.
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/23/image13dd917cf0c84281.png HERE LIES. MY SISTER. AND LIES SHE DID SPEAK. ALL HER LIFE. AND MuCH OF MY OWN. SHE PRETENDED SHE DIDN'T GET MY JOKES. ABOuT HOW OBESE-HEFT AND GARGANTuAN. THE INDENTS SHE ALWAYS LEFT IN THE BED WERE. SHE SAID TO MY FACE. THAT I HuRT HER FEELINGS. EVEN WHEN I DIDN'T. SHE PRETENDED TO BE SCARED. EVEN WHEN IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE. FEIGNED LONELINESS. EVEN WHEN I KEPT HER. THE BEST COMPANY. EVEN PRETENDED TO BE ANOTHER RACE ENTIRELY. WITH LIKE. GREY MAKEuP AND EVERYTHING. THAT WAS WEIRD. BuT FOR ALL OF THIS. I FORGIVE HER. I FORGIVE HER FOR DYING ON ME. FOR LEAVING ME BEHIND. FOR BREAKING THE IMPENETRABLE WALLS OF MY STRENGTH. AND CONTINuED RESOLVE. TO FIND WOMEN LIKE HER uNBEARABLY ANNOYING. THIS DIGITAL MEMORIAL. SHOuLD SIGNIFY THE FINAL. FLEETING MEMORY I HAD OF HER. LAID TO REST. I HOLD IT VERY DEAR TO ME. MAYBE NOT TO MY HEART. BECAuSE THAT WOuLD BE TOO HIGHLY FOR THE LIKES OF HER uNDESERVING ASS. BuT AT LEAST. TO THE BASE OF MY GuT. HER PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZED REMAINS. WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME. BECAuSE. AS PREVIOuSLY DESCRIBED. I ATE PART OF THEM. I AM A CHRONIC STRESS EATER. AND NOTHING STRESSED ME MORE. THAN WHEN SHE ABANDONED ME. SELFISHLY. TO DIE. AND AS I EJACuLATE LOuDLY INTO THE SKIES. MY EVERY LAST LONGING WORD. KNOW THAT SOME OF THOSE WORDS. THE ONES THAT AREN'T SWEAR WORDS. MuST SOuND AN AWFuL LOT. LIKE CALLIOPE. MY DEAD SISTER. WHO PASSED AWAY TRAGICALLY. MANY YEARS AGO. #NSFW #NSFWE #GORE #ABuSE #HORROR #DO NOT uNSPOIL #uNLESS YOU ARE READY TO BE HEARTBROKEN
I’m sorry/congratulations for your loss.
HEY. SHITWIT. @numberSeven HOW DO YOu POST PICS? AND MAKE IT FuCKING SNAPPY. I HAVE A HEARTFELT AMOuNT OF NEWS TO BREAK. TO THE ADORING MASSES. CHOP CHOP! OR IT'S YOuR HEAD ON THE BLOCK.
AREN'T YOu THE ONE WITH THE LEGENDARILY. SuPERFLuOuSLY WIDE. FuCKMASSIVELY GAPING. INTELLECT. THAT I HAVE BEEN HEARING SO MuCH ABOuT. WAY TO SHOW YOuR ENTIRE ASS. I DO NOT HAVE ANY CAT BOXES. AND THEY SOuND. RIDICuLOuSLY EXPENSIVE. BuT FINE. I WILL TRY TO. EMPLOY. YOuR SOLuTION. AND IF IT ENDS uP SuCKING. I AM KICKING IT OuT ON ITS CAN. TO BE RAVAGED BY WOLVES. IN THE WILDERNESS. YOu BETTER NOT BE MAKING AN ASS OuT OF ME. MY TRuST IS RARELY GIVEN. AND EVEN RARER KEPT. ESPECIALLY BY THE uNDESERVING.
GREEN HANDS TYPED THIS POST. CLEARLY. WHENEVER YOu POINT AT ME. GREENIE MEANIE. WITH HANDS LIKE YOuRS. THREE FINGERS. ARE POINTING BACK. AT THE SEAT. WHILE YOu SIT ON IT. AND SPIN IT.
Post a link alongside the post. Glad you outsourced the thinking on this one, despite the task being a nincompoop's proving ground. It shows maturity, sir. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/23/image3836895399c3d8d9.png
GOT IT. THANKS. YOu ARE TEMPORARILY PROMOTED. TO "uSEFuL". uNTIL END OF DAY. BEFORE THE NEXT PAY PERIOD STARTS. CAN'T HAVE YOu GETTING FuLL OF YOuRSELF. THERE SHOuLD STILL BE ROOM FOR THOuGHTS OF ME. AND ADuLATION OF ME. AND RESPECT OF ME.
I do-n't sit in a o-ffice chair green Bo-y. I sit o-n a ro-cking chair and ro-ck Back and fo-urth o-n it >:]
OKAY WISE GuY. IF YOu'RE SO FuCKING SMART. IN YOuR SHOWY OLD PERSON VIP SEAT. HOW DO YOu SPOILER IMAGES. IS IT AN AuTOMATIC PROCESS. OR DO YOu HAVE TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL AND NIFTY? CHEW ON THAT ONE.
fro-m what I can tell it's a auto- pro-cess go-tta tag it with o-ne o-f the danger wo-rds like nsfw o-r so-meshit.
HAH! YOu FOOL! YOu HAVE AIDED ME! I uSED YOu! I ACTuALLY WANTED THE INFORMATION YOu SO WILLINGLY GAVE OuT! NOT SO CLEVER AND COCKSuRE NOW ARE YOu? YOu DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT! I'VE BLINDED YOu. BLINDED YOu WITH MY DIZZYING FuCKING INTELLECT. EVEN IN MY uNKNOWING I AM WISE BEYOND YOuR YEARS. FuCK. FuCK THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS EVERYTHING. NOW I CAN FINALLY LAuNCH MY PSYCHOLOGICAL CAMPAIGN ON THE MASSES. THANK YOu. THANK YOu. THANK YOu. YOu FuCKING STuPID BITCH. OHOHOHO. THANK YOu.
AFTER AWE-INSPIRING SuCCESS. AND RECORD-BREAKING TuRNABOuT. I HAVE SuCCESSFuLLY WAGED. AND WON. THE WAR ON STuPID. I AM DECLARING MYSELF A PRODIGAL SON OF A BITCH. THE SuN ITSELF STARED AT ME AND BLINKED. FOR IT SAW ME AS I AM. A RISING SuN. THAT BANISHES THE DARKNESS OF STuPIDITY. INTO THE SHINING LIGHT. OF MY EVER GLORIOuS WISDOM. WHAT'S THAT YOu ASK. BECAuSE I MADE YOu ASK. I DID THAT JuST NOW. POWERFuL ENOuGH TO SCRY YOuR VERY MIND. YOuR DOuGHY FRAGILE. DuMPLING LIKE MIND. TORN TO SHREDS BY MY FEROCIOuS FANGS. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. WHY HAVEN'T YOu PROCuRED MY EVERLASTING WISDOMS? WELL THAT IS BECAuSE. YOu HAVE NOT LOBBED YOuR QuESTIONS HERE. THAT IS RIGHT. I AM RIGHT NOW. MAKING MYSELF AGAIN AVAILABLE. FOR YOu uNGRATEFuL FuCKING PEONS. YOu ARE WELCOME IN ADVANCE. AND FuCK YOu FOR NEEDING PROMPTING. ALSO IN ADVANCE.
wwhy do foids suck an is it possible to engineer the perfect girlfriend or should wwe do awway wwith hypergamous sluts altogether an start from scratch
Lik£ holy shit. What a lik£, s£nt£nc£. Not a good on£ £ith£r. LOL this is lik£, wow. Lik£,totally not good.
HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES. KEEP THEM RIGHT THERE. AND MAKE SURE. THEY GET MY GOOD SIDE. ALL OF MY SIDES ARE GOOD SIDE. BUT I AM PARTIAL TO LOW ANGLE. POV. CANDIDS. uNEDuCATED QuESTION. MY FAVORITE KIND. YOu MuST HAVE AN AWFuLLY ATTRACTIVELY EMPTY HEAD. A HEAD THAT YOu NEED LIKE A HOLE IN YOuR HEAD. WHICH. AS WE HAVE PREVIOuSLY ESTABLISHED. YOu ALREADY HAVE. THE SuPERFLuOuS SKuLL STRuCTuRE. RESEMBLING AN uNDERSEA SPONGE. FOR ITS MuLTIFARIOuSLY NuMBERED HOLES. YOuR WHOLE HEAD. DOTTED SENSELESSLY. DASHED CLEAN THROuGH. WITH GIGANTIC GAPING FuCKING HOLES. READY TO BE FILLED WITH LIQuID KNOWLEDGE. DRIPPING OuT THE SIDES WITH EXCESS FACTS. YES. I OWN ALL OF THE PROPERTY ON GAY STREET. IN FACT. I AM CHARGING. STARTING NOW. I COVET ALL OF THE GREEN PROPERTIES. THEY RESEMBLE MY REFLECTIVE SKuLL. SO DAPPER. AND FINELY POLISHED. YOu COuLD BOuNCE A SATELLITE SIGNAL OFF OF. TO ANSWER MORE DIRECTLY. AGGRESSIVELY. THE LANGuAGE OF MEN. YOu. YOu ARE THE REASON. YOu AND EVERY FuDDY DuDDY. GINGERLY CLuTCHING THEIR GAuDY LITTLE ACCESSORIES. YOu ARE THE VERY REASON I AM SO HAPPY ALL OF THE TIME. I KNOW YOu WOuLD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE ME. AND BY NOT BEING ME. I AM REMINDED OF HOW GREAT IT FEELS TO BE ME. BECAuSE. AS A MASTER EMPATH. I KNOW DEEP DOWN. IF I WERE YOu. I WOuLD WANT NOTHING MORE. THAN TO BE CALIBORN AT BIRTH ALSO. AND I SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS. EVERY DAY OF MY GLORIOuS EXISTING.
Stars and garters! I cant say i feel too swell about the first part but it sure does make me happy as a clam to know youre the mayor of the gay way. Thank you for this advice column its really opened my eyes.
I DID. ACTuALLY. I RIFLED THROuGH MY SISTER'S BELONGINGS. DEEPLY TRAuMATIC BY THE WAY. IN CASE YOu WERE WONDERING. I uNDID YEARS. uPON COMPOuNDED YEARS. SORRY. FORGOT THE SHITTY LINGO OF THIS CESSPOOL. SWEEPS. uPON COMPOuNDED SWEEPS. OF THERAPYING MYSELF. TO COMB FOR SOMETHING SERVICEABLE TO WEAR. FINDING NOTHING. PREDICTABLY. I WORKED THROuGH MY. MERITED. REVuLSION OF WOMEN. AND FOuND A RATHER NICE DAPPER PAIR OF SHOES. AND PROCEEDED TO TEAR THEM TO BITS WITH MY TEETH. MY SISTER. EVEN IN DEATH. SHOuLD NOT POSSESS ARTICLES OF CLOTHING. NICER THAN THE ONES THAT I HAVE. AND FOR A MOMENT. I ALMOST FORGOT THAT SHE WAS A TRAGIC VICTIM OF MuRDER. TAKEN BEFORE HER TIME. AND INFINITE uNTOLD EONS. BEFORE MY OWN. IT WAS A HEARTBREAKING TEARJERKER OF A CRYWANK SOBSTORY. AND YET. YOu ARE RESPONSIBLE. SO I HAVE THIS TO THANK YOu FOR. MY MOOD IS IMPROVED. MY SISTER IS STILL VERY MuCH DEAD. BuT HER SHOES. ARE IN A FITTINGLY SIMILAR CONDITION.
Lik£, you s££m lik£ you hav£ things to work through OMG. Lik£, I hav£ a totally g£nius id£a lik£ OMG. Okay so lik£, t£aring apart your lat£ sist£rs stuff is lik£ totally NOT cool lik£, at all. But if you want to own cool£r lik£ cloth£s so you lik£ don't n££d to do that anymor£ I lik£, hav£ so many old floth£s i could lik£ shar£. Or i could lik£, tak£ you shoppimg. Lik£ actually I don't know how that would work but lik£ you s££m lik£ you lik£, n££d th£ support I would figur£ it out man.
A VERY EDuCATED QuESTION. I THINK. AND AN IMPORTANT ONE TO ASK. THERE IS ONLY SO MuCH SPACE. IN THE AIR AND THE WORLD. AND SO LITTLE OF IT. CAN BE FAIRLY ALLOCATED. TO NOISY BITCHES. CHATTY CADRES OF WOMEN. AND THE FEMALE FORM. INHERENTLY ENCROACHES ON ALL OTHER SHAPES. IN A BIG GREASY SuFFOCATING HODGEPODGE. OF uNAVOIDABLE FLABBERY GIGANTISM. IT'S ACTuALLY QuITE SCARY. WOMEN ARE THE TRuE CANCER OF THE uNIVERSE. BuT LIKE CANCER. ARE A NECESSARY EVIL. THINK ABOuT HOW MANY PEOPLE. WHO YOu DIDN'T LIKE. THAT GOT CANCER AND DIED FROM IT. CONTRACTED AND ELIMINATED FOREVER. DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOu SMILE? YOu DO IT uNCOMFORTABLY. BuT YOu STILL DO IT. WOMEN SHOuLD MAKE YOu SMILE LIKE THAT. PLuS. THINK ABOuT ALL THE NuTRIENTS. WOMEN HAVE THREE. PERHAPS EVEN MORE. POuCHES OF FAT. AS A DEVOuT FEMINIST AND HuMANITARIAN. I THINK WOMEN. PARTICuLARLY HuMAN WOMEN. SHOuLD BE ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. EAT HOT CHIP. CHARGE THEY PHONE. EVEN LIE. AND WHEN THOSE LIES CATCH uP WITH THEM. WHEN THEY ELECTROCuTE THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH AN OVERCHARGED APPLE PHONE. WHEN THE WOuNDS SuSTAINED FROM EATING SCALDING HOT CHIP ARE ENOuGH TO SuCCuMB TO. THE HuMAN MEN OF THE WORLD SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. WHEN I GROW BORED WITH IT THAT IS. WOMEN HAVE A PLACE. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT.
it feels so good to be seen for once in my pathetic moribund existence i strongly agree wwith your sentiment about bbwws you are vvery wwise skinny wwomen are an evven greater act a devvilry than fat wwhores in fact i wwould go so far as to argue that fat wwhores are the most noble wwomen for they embody the only praise wworthy female trait a ol big butt
WHAT YOu NEED TO REMEMBER. ABOuT THE BLESSED AND SACRED PATH. THAT YOu HAVE SELECTED. IS THAT YOu ARE WINNING BY CHOOSING IT. THE STRuGGLES OF A CHASER. A CHuBBY CHASER. TO BE PRECISE. ARE PuRELY IMAGINARY. THE OBSTACLES? THEY DO NOT EXIST. YOu WILL ALWAYS OuTRuN THAT WHICH YOu SEEK. YOu WILL ALWAYS BE ABLE TO CRAM ANOTHER. CREAMY. SuGARY PIE. INTO AN OPEN MOuTH. AND KNOW. THAT LIKE THE FABLED HERO OF ANCIENT STORYBOOKS. SuCH AS THE WITCH WHO GOT. HER SHIT STOLEN AND HER CANDY HOuSE EATEN. AND MADE BOY PIE ABOuT IT. YOu ARE ONLY INVESTING EARLY. IN LONG TERM GAINS. OF THE WEIGHT VARIETY. YOu NEED TO uNDERSTAND. LIFE IS NEVER. SO CLEAR CuT AND DRY. AS CREAMY SuGARY LEMON MERINGuE. YOu HAVE TO PuT THE ENERGY INTO WHAT YOu DO. TO GET IT BACK IN WHO YOu DO. NOBILITY IS FAT. BECAuSE IT CAN AFFORD TO BE. IF YOu WANT TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE. CLIMB THE SHOuLDERS OF SOMEONE BIGGER. THE SHOuLDERS OF GIANTS. ARE NOT METAPHORICAL GIANTS. LITERALLY FIND SOMEONE BIG. AND LuMBERING. AND IMPOSING. AND LET THAT BE THE VEHICLE. THROuGH WHICH YOu ARE DRIVEN. IN STYLE. TO SuCCESS. WITH LuXuRY CuSHIONING INLAID.
an you lost me just because i enjoy bigger wwomen an insist on payin their grubeats bill doesnt mean im a some sicko wwho touches himself to the thought of a cupe bound female gargantua i do not fancy myself bloody pantagruel besides this is all hypothetical the fat girl a my dreams is dead because human feminism ran her ovver at 100 mph you wwould think her prodigious blubber wwould be enough to shield her but she stood no chance against the insidious tumor a pangalactism an not evven the good kind noww you havve land wwhales wwith wway too much confidence guys like me used to rely on fat chicks but these days they all wwant chadlites female hypergamy has ass fucked the sexual marketplace into a physiocracy