CALIBORN
@caliBorn
$$$CALIBORN. AN INVESTING GOD. CHAMPION CREATIVE. CHARITABLE DONOR. OF SEED. FuN. D. TO ASSES. GET THAT GREEN uP. THAT GREEN. BEING. OF COuRSE. MINE. QuITE EXPLICITLY. IN A FISCAL SENSE. ๐ KILL YOuRSELF ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON. ๐ BALD. RED EYES. CHEEKS WITH SWIRLS ON THEM. 6'4". FEMINIST.
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โฆ I've only really seen Felt, barely any of the crew.
WERE YOu EXPECTING ANY DIFFERENT? WE SHOW FACE. YOuR COLLAPSIBLE HOuSE OF CARDS ONLY SHOWS YOuR ENTIRE ASS. YOuR FLAT. FEATuRELESS. HEARTS AND CHECKERED DIAMOND uNDIES COVERED ASSES. WHERE THERE IS NOTHING TO LOOK AT. I BITCHBROKE YOuR ENTIRE MIDNIGHT CREW. MADE THEM APART OF MY DISTINGuISHED FEW. BOuGHT OuT YOuR WOMAN. MADE HER PAINT MY MANOR. THERE IS NOTHING YOu HAVE TO OFFER. THAT I HAVE NOT BOuGHT OuT AND SOLD AT A DISCOuNT. JuST TO SHOW THAT I CAN. YOu ARE. IN OTHER WORDS. BARELY A RELIC. A SKELETON CREW. OPERATING ONLY OuT OF A FORLORN SENSE OF NOSTALGIA. @lordJack COuLD EXPLAIN.
โฆ First: I don't wear diamond-covered underwear; I have more taste than something so tacky. โฆ Second: You are like 3 feet tall; the only short person I tolerate is Clubs. โฆ Third: This feels like a toddler puffing his chest and throwing a tantrum. โฆ Lastly, not Spades Slick; I don't care about his opinion. When I say the crew, I mean the crew, not alts or imitations. I mean us.
A REMEDY FOR YOu. LEARN TO READ. BEFORE YOu MOuTH OFF TO A SuPERIOR. LISTING ONLY YOuR INADEQuACIES. AND IMPERCEPTIVE BITCH ASS OVERLOOKINGS. RATHER THAN ITEMS FOR REVIEW. LET uS. PEER INTO. WHAT A PEER MIGHT SAY. IF THEY CAuGHT YOu BY THE SOON TO BE NuBBY WRIST. BEFORE YOu GOT GNAWED OFF IN A PuBLIC SPECTACLE. SHALL WE? FIRST. THE FACT THAT YOu ACKNOWLEDGE THE EXISTENCE OF THE DIAMOND COVERED uNDERWEAR. BuT ADMIT YOu ARE TOO MuCH OF A BROKIE BITCH TO AFFORD IT. IS ONLY AN INDICTMENT OF YOuR WALLET. NOT EVIDENCE OF A FIRM AND HuMBLE MORAL CONVICTION. YOu ARE POOR. THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOu BETTER THAN ANYBODY. STRICTLY WORSE AT HAVING MONEY. SECOND. I AM LITERALLY SIX FOuR. IT SAYS SO IN MY BIO. SECOND TO LAST WORD. WHICH I ALWAYS HAVE. FOLLOWED ONLY BY THE LAST WORD. A GRACIOuS SECOND HELPING. IN THE TWO COuRSE MEAL I ALWAY SERVE MYSELF. WHEN uTTERLY OBLITERATING FOES. WHO SAY SOME STuPID REPuLSIVE SHIT ONLINE. THIRD. YES. PERHAPS NEXT TIME. INSTEAD OF PuFFING YOuR CHEST AND FLINGING YOuR FISTS AROuND. WHEN YOu DO NOT GET YOuR WAY. YOu SHOuLD CRAWL INTO A DIAMOND SHAPED FETAL POSITION. AND WEEP YOuR SORROWS. INTO A NAPPY. SO THAT YOu MIGHT WAKE uP. TRANSMuTED. INTO THE ONLY PERSON. WHO GAVE A SHIT WHAT YOu HAD TO SAY. LASTLY. THERE IS NO *uS* TO SPEAK OF. NOT HERE. YOu AND I HAVE NO ASSOCIATION. AND YOuR SuIT OF SIMPLETONS AND CARDSTOCK SPINAL CORDS IS NOWHERE TO BE FOuND. BACKING YOu uP OR OTHERWISE. THE SuN IS SET ON YOu. AND CLuBS DOuCHE. YOu AND THE REST OF THE PAST THEIR BEDTIME. PAJAMA PARTY CREW. GO THE FuCK BACK TO BED. MIDNIGHT SNOOZE-ERS.
โฆ I am not reading all of this.
AM NOT. OR CAN NOT? THE TANTRuM. YOu THREW. HAS SPECKLED YOuR EYES WITH TEARS OF REFRACTION. IMPOSSIBLE TO NAVIGATE. AMONG MY HATERS? MANY SuCH CASES.
โฆ I will not. โฆ I haven't willingly engaged with you up until this point because I do not care to. โฆ I made an observation. If you want to convey that as a tantrum, sure. I don't care that much.
SOMETIMES LIFE FEELS LIKE I AM PLAYING SOLO QuEuE WITH THE GOOFIEST GIBBERING JACKASSES TO EVER HOLD DOWN A LANE. BuT BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL. FLAMING IN THE CHAT. INSuLTS TO MANY A BLOODLINE. AND SERIOuS. STOMACH uNSETTLING FuCKING HAND HOLDING. WE PERSIST. WE PERSPIRE. AND WE PERSERVERE OVER ALL THAT THREATENS uS. BY BACKDOORING THE ENEMY NEXuS.
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Youโre sweaty? Over vidya games?
I AM SWEATY OVER LIFE. YOu SPEEDREADING METHODICALLY uNPRINCIPLED DIPSHIT. LOOK AT YOu. SKIPPING THROuGH WORDS LIKE A FRILLY LITTLE FuCKHEAD IN AN OPEN FIELD. STOPPING TO SMELL THE ROSES. AND FALTERING TO KEEP ON KEEPING ON WHEN YOu REALIZE. uPROOTING ONE SuCH. WOuLD TAKE MORE WRIST STRENGTH THAN YOuR FLAPPY. ENDLESSLY OMNIDIRECTIONALLY FLAILING. STRENGTH CHALLENGED PAPIER-MรCHร HANDS. CAN MuSTER uP. ALWAYS EAGER FOR EXPERIENCES. YOu NEVER LET YOuRSELF ENCOuNTER. THE VIDYA. IS A METAPHOR. IT IS NOT A REAL VIDYA. WHEN I PLAY VIDEO GAMES. I BARELY HAVE TO CONCENTRATE. MY REFLEXES ARE PERFECT. MY TIMING IS IMPOSSIBLY GOOD. AND MY KDA. IS MASSACRE WORTHY. THE ANNOuNCER LADY VOICE ALWAYS SAYS SO.
"iim goiing two rat"
I missed you too, Caliborn :)
STRANGELY. I STRuGGLE TO uNDERSTAND THOSE WHO LARP AS MY FEALTY SWORN SERVANTS. I uNDERSTAND THE uRGE TO WORK FOR THE BEST. REALLY. I DO. BEING THE BEST MYSELF. ONE COuLD BE FORGIVEN FOR THINKING THIS IS IN MY BEST INTEREST. BuT I DO NOT GIVE A RANCID FAKED ORGASM WHILE PICTuRING THE FACE AND SuMPTuOuSLY DRESSED MEATY CuRVES OF ANOTHER FuCK. IF YOu ARE NEITHER RIDE NOR DIE. YOu ARE DELEGATED TO DIE. FAKING A LIFE THAT IS NOT YOuRS. WILL GRANT YOu ONLY. A DEATH. THAT CAN BELONG TO NO OTHER. IMMOLATION IS THE BEST FORM OF FLATTERY. AND I CAN THINK OF NO HIGHER COMPLIMENT I AM CAPABLE OF PAYING. THAN KILLING YOu PERSONALLY.
love your word vomiit 2ometiime2 biig c.
THINK OF IT LIKE THE FIERY BuRSTS OF AN ANCIENT AND IMMORTAL ELDER DRAGON. WHEN YOu BREATHE FIRE. EVEN YOuR PuKE LEAVES SCARS AND PILES OF MOLTEN ASH WHERE GREAT MEN ONCE STOOD. THE LOWEST EFFORT I AM CAPABLE OF. STILL uSuRPS DESTINY.
ii thiink that2 kiind of liike a pu2herburn 2ymptom.
wHO EXACTLY IS, eNGAGING IN TH1S SORT OF, lARP, nOT FLARP BUT STILL, pROBABLY A LITTLE FATAL, aND ALSO HOW, aND WHY, aND WHERE AND WHEN, aND WHAT, aND WHO?
I WELCOME LuNA SNOW SLANDER ON MY TIMELINE. NOT ONLY DOES HER CRETINOuS ASS HOG EVERY SKIN LIKE A FLESH TAKER SKELETON CONVINCED HER BONES HAVE PIMPLES SHE NEEDS TO COVER uP. BuT EVERY CHARACTER IS RETROACTIVELY MADE TO WAX HER FuCKING ASS WITH THEIR TONGuES. EVEN IF IT WOuLD NOT MAKE SENSE. IT FEELS LIKE PLAYING WAR GAMES WITH CALLIOPE. TRAuMATIC EXPERIENCE. HERE IS MY. OC. SERAPHINE. SHE CAN HEAR THE VOICES OF THE DEAD. AND SHE WRITES SONGS. SO POPuLAR. THAT ALL YOuR HARDENED NOXIAN WARLORDS HAVE HEARD OF HER. AND RuNETERRA. WEEPS. AT HER BEAuTIFuL SONGS THAT TOuCH THE HEARTS OF COuNTLESS. WITHOuT RIPPING THEM OuT OuTRIGHT. IT GENuINELY FuCKING SuCKS uNFETTERED ASS.
Oh yeah? Well. I heard that Miku Hatsune made Seraphine before you were even a twinkle in your Complii's fang.
WHATEVER DIPSHIT TOLD YOu THAT. LOST ENOuGH BLOOD TO THEIR TYRANNuS TO RESEMBLE A WACKY INFLATEABLE TuBE MAN. PROMPTLY uSED AS A GRIZZLY CONDOM FOR THE NEXT CONCuPISCIENT MATE. TO FIND A SERVICEABLE BLACK HOLE IN THE COSMIC WALL. AND FuCK OuT A MORE APPRECIATIVE ILK. GRATEFuL ENOuGH NOT TO GET SHIT WRONG. HATSuNE MIKu MADE MINECRAFT. HARRY POTTY. FATHER TED. AND SEVERAL EBOOKS. GET IT RIGHT.
YEAH, MAN.
PEOPLE WHO BEG FOR THEIR LIVES PISS ME THE FuCK OFF. THAT'S NOT uP TO YOu.
:33< oh hey caliborn my furiend how mew doing?
MuRDER.
OTHERWISE. QuITE PLEASANT. BuT I REPEAT MYSELF. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HAA HAA.
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:33< h33 h33 hoo hoo haa haa ind33d
NEVER LET THEM MATERIALLY CHANGE YOu IN THIS WAY. SHITPETA. YOu MAY AMASS HATERS. THE uNKNOWING AND uNWASHED MASSES. WITH THEIR REPuLSIVE OPINIONS. AND MYOPIC BITCH WHINING. BuT ALWAYS KNOW YOu ARE BETTER THAN THEM. ALWAYS KNOW. YOu DO NOT NEED THEM. THEY NEED YOu. AND YOu ALONE DECIDE. THEY DO NOT GET IT.
:33< mewre purreaching to the choir my furiend. :33< ive nefur once let their dumbass opinions tell meow how to f33l about myself and im nyat about to start today.
Youicide might be the best tag I've seen in my entire llife
IN A WORD. BITCHMADE. #LAIRSANDLuSII #COMPANYRETREAT #TEAMBuILDING #MANDATORYFuN #TuMuTOuSENCOuNTERS #DuNGEONSANDDRAGGEDON #VIOLENCE #MuRDERS #FORESHADOWING @woeGothic "...FATHER?" CALLIE ASKS. NO. HE KNOWS THIS IS NOT HIM. HIS FATHER. HIS TRuE FATHER. IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE ROuNDABOuT BuTTFuCKERY THAT IS TROLL LINEAGE. IS NOT THE ONE WHO SHARES HIS BLOOD AND HANDSOME LIKENESS. BuT A BIG FuCKMASSIVE SWEATY WIG WEARING BIG BAD MONSTER. WHO EATS MOTHERFuCKERS TO DISPENSE JuSTICE DuTIFuLLY. AND WITHOuT BIAS TOWARDS ANY ONE PARTICuLAR CRIMINAL FLAVOR PROFILE. IT IS WHAT MAKES HIM. AND THuS CONSEQuENTLY HIS SON. SHuDDER. THE SIGHT OF ANOTHER. A DEAD. DANGLING. MuRDERED HATCHMATE. BRuTALLY CRuSHED AND KEPT AS A COMMEMORATIVE KEEPSAKE. WOW. THIS AWESOME SIGHT. EXCuSE ME. A LITTLE CHOKED uP. THIS AWESOME FuCKING SIGHT. IS ENOuGH TO GIVE CALLIE INSPIRATION. IT *SHOuLD* BE. WITH YOuR PERMISSION. I AM JuST GOING TO ADD THAT TO HIS INVENTORY. FOR uSE LATER. MARKED OFF. RIGHT HERE. IN PERMANENT INK. IN CASE YOu FORGET YOuR INTENTIONS TO GIVE ME PERMISSION. WHEN LATER CHANNELING THIS GLORIOuS SIGHT. "NO. YOu ARE NOT MY FATHER. OR MY ANCESTOR FOR THAT MATTER. THERE COuLD ONLY BE ONE. THERE COuLD ONLY EVER BE ONE. THIS SuCCESSFuL. THIS. DECORATED. THIS. uNDAuNTED BY ONE'S OWN SuCCESS. I AM NOT SCARED OF YOu. BECAuSE YOu. LIKE ME. ARE NOT SCARED OF YOu EITHER. WHICH MAKES YOu uNAFRAID OF ME. OR AS IT IS SAID IN SPANISH. uNA FRAID. THEIR WORD. FOR COWARD. SHOW YOuRSELF. PROVE YOu ARE NOW COWARD. PROVE. LIKE THE RYAN GOSLING OF THE COSMOS. YOu ARE. IN FACT." CALLIE BHORNE SuCKS AIR IN THROuGH HIS NOSTRILS. THEN THROuGH ALL THE SPACE BETWEEN HIS FANGS. THEN ALONG HIS BELLOWSACS IN A CALAMITOuS LOW GROANING GROWL. THEN INTO THE AIR. IN A VAST EXPLETIVE. SO WIDE REACHING AND COOL. THE ENTIRE TROLLIAN RACE FORGOT ABOuT THE OTHER ONE. LIKE. SuFFERER WHO. SIGNLESS WHO. FuCK IS THAT GuY. REALLY. ACTuALLY. KIND OF A LOSER. IF YOu THINK ABOuT IT. I MEAN. WHAT DID HE ACCOMPLISH. WHAT EMOTIONAL STRuGGLE DID HE FACE. RELATIVE TO CALLIE BHORNE. CHAMPION OF FREEDOM. AND LOVE. AND. OKAY. WE WILL GET TO ALL THOSE PARTS. FOR NOW. CALLIE WEEPS. HE LAYS WITH HIS KNEES DuG SO HARD INTO THE GROuND. THAT IT SPLINTERS. THE GROuND. NOT THE KNEES. I AM NOT GOING TO LAIM AND PARALYZE MY CHARACTER THIS SOON. HE SAYS. WITH HIS WHOLE GODDAMN CHEST. " โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โ โโโโ โ โโโโ โ โ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โ โ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โ โโโโ โ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โ โ โโโโ โโโโ โโโ โโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโ โโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโ โโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโ โโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โ โ โโโโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โโโโ โ โ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโ โโโโโโโโโโ " WHICH IS JuST. LITERALLY FuCKING ME. IN A VIOLENTLY LOuD CONQuEROR ACCENT. BECAuSE IT IS HIM. HE IS HIM. HE IS THAT GuY.
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B3ST pIcTur3S WITh Th3h3 bIgg3ST bulg3 3n3rgy acTually.
*uH. YEAH.* REPLIED CALLIE BHORNE. SOMEWHAT OuT OF SEQuENCE. HE IS NOT SuRE. WHY THE PERKY. SWEATILY CLAD BITCH FuCHSIA BATHING SuIT TROLLOP. FEELS THE NEED TO CONFIRM WHAT IS PATENTLY OBVIOuS. HIS EYES BECAME NARROW WITH SuSPICION. LIKE THE LONG WISE PART OF THE BLADE THAT DOES THE CuTTING. RATHER THAN THE PART THAT MERELY THREATENS IT. *WHO THE FuCKS ASKING?* HE GRuFFLY BLuRTS OuT.
THE ONLY PICTuRES. WHICH CAN HANDLE. MY PROMINENT EMINENCE.
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IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. BEFORE FuCKSTuPID SLANDER HIT THE TIMELINE. SO CALLOuSLY STuPID IN FACT. SO VACuOuSLY DuMBFuCKERY RIFE. SO INSIPID AND TERMINALLY IDIOTIC. SO. PREDICTABLY AND PATENTLY OFFENSIVE. THAT IT WOuLD MERIT A RESPONSE. FROM THE HIGHEST AuTHORITY IN ALL THE FELT. BLAME IT ON THE DRINKS. BLAME IT ON THE #SuBSTANCE YOu CONSuMED. BLAME IT EVEN ON THE SPINE SHEDDINGLY TERRIFIC TIMOROuSNESS THAT MY LOOMING. ALL INSPIRING PRESENCE AFFORDS YOu. BuT DO NOT DARE THINK FOR ONE SECOND I WILL ALLOW THE LOT OF YOu. TO BLAME IT ON uNAPOLOGETIC AND uNAVOIDABLE IGNORANCE. AS WE ALL KNOW. KNOWING THINGS. IS ONTOLOGICALLY MORE GOOD THAN NOT KNOWING THEM. WALLOWING IN THE PITIABLY PuTRID MINES OF MORONIA. OF KHAZAD-DรMBASS. AS THE DWARVES SAY. IS NOT A VERY GOOD WAY TO LIVE. IT IS NOT A WAY TO LIVE AT ALL. REALLY. TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST. FuLL DISCLOSuRE. ALL CARDS ON THE TABLE. CORPSES OuT OF THE BASEMENT. SKELETONS EVACuATED FROM THE CLOSET. IT IS AN AWFuLLY GOOD WAY TO GET KILLED. VERY VERY PERMANENTLY. BuT IN THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS TO THE LESS THAN FORTuNATELY BRAIN ENDOWED. AND AS A PART OF AN ONGOING REPAYMENT TO THE STuPID PEOPLE OF SOCIETY. WHO CANNOT BE HELD ACCOuNTABLE FOR VICTIMIZING THEMSELVES WITH THEIR OWN STuPID. I OFFER A CRITIQuE. WHILE NEEDLE NECKED HARPIES. AND OuT OF TOuCH YOCKEL DIPSHITS. RALLIED AROuND MY LOYAL SERVANTS. TO GAWK AND GLOAT. @comedyGold AND @carbolicGalvanologist BOTH HELD THE LINE. THEY PREACHED THE TRuTH. AS THEY WERE MOCKED AND DRESSED DOWN. FOR THE CRIME OF BEING MESSIANIC. BEYOND THEIR WISE ASSS MORTAL LIFE-LED YEARS. AS ALPHAS-IN-TRAINING. WHEN EVEN A DECEIVER. A SEWER OF DISCORDS. A *TYPICAL* WOMAN. @therapistofThedeepone TRIED TO TAKE CREDIT FOR A MAN. AND A FuNNY WOMAN. BEING RIGHT. IN A MAN'S WORLD. ABOuT A MAN. AS DESCRIBED. BY A MAN. AND A FuNNY WOMAN. WHICH IS MAN ADJACENT. AS ALL OF THIS TRANSPIRED. FuCKED uP AND GuTSY MOVE PRESENTED WITHOuT PROOF. MY MEN. MY SOLDIERS. MY INFINITE INFANTRY. ARE NOT THE HELPLESS LITTLE EMPTY HEADED NINNIES INCAPABLE OF GREAT IDEAS AND VALuABLE INSIGHTS. WITHOuT YOuR OVIPOSITIONING LITTLE IDEA EGGS TO HATCH ON TOP OF THEIR FuCKING CONCAVE ASS INWARDLY BOWING HEADS. RIGHT INTO BIG SPARKLY LIGHTNING IN A BuLBOuS BOTTOM BOTTLE. IDEAS ARE NOT PLANTED. THEY ARE SHARED. AND YOuR SHARE. IS TWENTY FIVE PERCENT. SO *TH* ROSE. THAT IS YOuR TWENTY FIVE PERCENT OF A THANK YOu. MY MEN WILL BE COMPENSATED. MuCH GREATER. IN BOTH RECOGNITION OF THE MERITS OF THEIR ANALYSIS. AND AS CONSIDERATION. NEVERTHELESS. I AM PLEASED TO INTRODuCE. AS WAS SPECuLATED. ONE OF MANY CHARACTERS IN MEDIA. WHO ARE LITERALLY ME. MORIARTY. FROM THE HuMAN MASTERPIECE. KNOWN AS SHERLOCK GNOMES. IGNORE THE KISSY FACE PREDECESSOR. GNOMEO AND JuLIET. uTTER HORSESHIT. uNWORTHY OF DISCuSSION. BuT THE SEQuEL. MuCH LIKE MORIARTY'S MACHINATIONS FROM THE MOVIE PROPER. IS ART. THE DESIRE. NO. OBSESSION. WITH COMPLEXITY. WITH A REVENGE THAT PREYS ON THE WEAKNESSES OF OTHERS. THE WILLINGNESS TO ABSTAIN FROM KILLING. PuRELY TO SHOW HOW CLEVER WE ARE. THE THEATRICALITY. HIS PLAN MAKES PERFECT FuCKING SENSE. AND WHILE HIS AMBITIONS. OF SMASHING GARDEN GNOMES IN LONDON. IS NOT AS FAR REACHING AS. SAY. CONSuMING uNIVERSES. AND MuRDERING ROVING PANTHEONS OF DIPSHIT LOSERS. THE JOuRNEY OF ONE THOuSAND BODIES. STARTS WITH A SINGLE STEP AND SHANK. THE FIRST DEATH I EVER CAuSED. WAS MY SISTER. AND I BET. IF MORIARTY HAD A SISTER. HE WOuLD KILL HER TOO. JuST. LIKE. LITERALLY. ME.
:33< i didnt know the great caliborn would become a #moriartykin
IT DEPENDS HEAVILY. uPON THE MORIARTY. BuT MANY TAINTED SOuLS. FIND SOLE SOLACE. IN BEING LIKE ME. I REWARD THEIR LIKENESSES. WITH MODEST RECOGNITION. LIKE TROLL RYAN GOSLING. ALSO LITERALLY ME. THOuGH THAT ONE IS A GIVEN.
X00< wait! impurrtant question :33< did mew assign anyone else to these roles, or just your sister :??
:33< *ac nods in understanding at cb* i s33 i s33
AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE MOST GLARING PARALLEL OF THEM ALL โ THE FACT THAT IN A MOVIE THAT'S LITERALLY ABOUT A BUNCH OF UNHOLY ANIMATED LAWNRING ORNAMENTS SPAWNED FROM A WORLD THAT WAS PROTOTYPED AT EVERY LEVEL WITH THE SPIRIT OF HUMAN ELTON JOHN WHO ARE ALL *INCHES* TALL, THIS CACOPHONOUSLY ANNOYING SHITHEEL OF A VILLAIN IS STILL SQUAT AS FUCK NEXT TO ALL OF THEM. PARADOX SPACE CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
HMM. ONE SLANDER ON THE TIMELINE AT A TIME. THE ESPECIALLY INCOMPETENT AND INATTENTIVE WOuLD NOT SuRVIVE THE OMNISCIENCESLAuGHT. OR OMNOMNOMSLAuGHT IF YOu WILL. OF BEING CONSuMED BY MY MANY WORDS FOR SuCH AN ANALYSIS. PERHAPS. ONE DAY.
:33< *acs tail swishes at cb* :33< what a shame, i guess lesser minds would nyot be able to comprehend mew're greatness, that is true :33< ...but :33< when mew *do* choose to release it, can i be tagged puretty purrleas3333?
you. troll boss b4by ### boss wriggler #
HMM. WHAT IF. I REALLY HATE SOMEONE. LIKE. JuST THE MERE IDEA OF THEIR SEETHE INDuCING STuPID FuCKuNWORTHY-OF-MY-PRESENCE FEMININE FACE. MAKES ME WANT TO SCRuNCH MY TEETH TOGETHER. AND EMIT STEAM FROM EITHER SIDE OF MY HEAD. WHILE AN OMINOuSLY LOOMING TORNADO SOuND. FOMENTS AND ERuPTS OMNIDIRECTIONALLY. IN MY IMMEDIATE PRESENCE. LIKE AN OLD TIMEY CARTOON. TO REPRESENT. THE FRENZIED SPIRAL OF VIOLENT THOuGHTS. EVOCATIVE OF THE SOuND AND LIKENESS. OF A NATuRAL DISASTER. THAT KILLS MANY. BuT SPARES HER. TO INDuCE MORE SuFFERING. AND I MEAN IT. WHAT THEN? PuRELY PHILOSOFuCKTuALLY SPEAKING.
then she'd probably still reject you lol.โ 8P
HMM. YOu RAISE AN EXCELLENT POINT. THE CHANCE. HOWEVER REMOTE. THAT SOMEBODY COuLD BE STuPID ENOuGH TO REJECT MY IMPOSSIBLE TO REFuSE OFFER. IS AMPLE GROuNDS TO WITHOLD MY MERCY. AND JuST SKIP TO SHOOTING THEM IN A ZEALOuS AND POWERFuL RAGE. THANK YOu. I. I MEAN THAT DEEJAY HARLEY STRIDER. YOu MAY HAVE ENDED A LIFE TONIGHT. THAT BLOOD IS YOuRS TO SAVOR ON YOuR HEROIC HANDS. I ALMOST BECAME A BETTER PERSON. THAT WOuLD BE. I DARE NOT EVEN THINK OF IT. I NEEDED TO HEAR THIS.
yeah ok whatever virgin.โ 8P
lIl bRo yOu gOt a fUcKiN CrUsH?? HoNk hOnK (o:
ALL MOTHERFuCKERS GOTTA CRuSH. IT KEEPS THE INSECTS PRESCIENTLY AWARE OF THEIR PLACE. BENEATH ME AND DYING. PERPETuALLY DEEMED uNWORTHY.
oH ThIs hAtE CrUsH SoUnDs fUcKiNg sErIoUs dUdE. lIkE TeRmInAl eVeN (o:
:33< Please don't soak me in milk and throw me again a wall
I KNOW WHAT I MuST DO. AND THAT I HAVE THE STRENGTH TO DO IT.
please????????????
EGGS. ASSuMING YOu ARE ONE OF THE GOOD EGGS. WHO ANSWERS TO MY AuTHORITY uNQuESTIONINGLY. ANSWER TO MY AuTHORITY uNQuESTIONINGLY. PROPEL. THIS REPuLSIVE CREATuRE AGAINST THE WALL. uNTIL IT PRODuCES A WET MEATY THuD. I WISH TO HAVE MY EARS ENTERTAINED. BY THE WRETCHED ABOMINATION uSED AS A DAIRY RICH WALL GONG.
:((((((((((((
but i asked nicely and she said no :(
#BeastMode
vwhat the fuck am i looking at.
I feel fucking crazy. There is a gas leak.
NO WAY. ME REFERENCE? Z:D did...... me and this guy link PANS?
HOW VERY ARTISTIC OF YOu.
This is pure art, it's like seeing the Mona Lisa for the first time.
random kid.
You do not know what you say.
ugly fugly chungus.
I ACCEPT. YOuR RESIGNATION. FROM LIFE.
dunno how shes gonna recover from this one boss these are most scorching
AS PHENOMENALLY PEERLESS AS EVER. YOuR uNFLINCHING OBSERVATIONS OF CERTIFIABLE FACT. NEVER CEASE TO PLEASE. BEFORE LONG. LLEVYN. YOu MAY BECOME WORTHY OF INHERITING SOMETHING OF GREAT RENOWN AND EXTRAORDINARY PuRPOSE.
i trust onlly you can judge me worthy of such a thing. i speak onlly what i feell is obvious to even the most foollish of feeblle minds.
i don't even know where to begin to disect how much this image fails on every level as a piece of visual art.
THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS. WHEN SOMETHING DOES NOT. THANKS FOR PLAYING. tumut
I AM BASICALLY BETTER AT PHILOSOFuCKING AROuND THAN ARISTOTROLL HIMSELF. OBSERVE. ER HEM. OCCAMโS RAZOR. THE SIMPLEST EXPLANATION IS uSuALLY THE CORRECT ONE. OCCAMโS RAZOR IS COINCIDENTALLY ALSO A STABBING IMPLEMENT. WHICH IS THE SIMPLEST EXPLANATION FOR HOW SOMEONE WILL BE MADE TO DIE. THIS MAKES KILLING PEOPLE MORALLY CORRECT AND JuSTIFIED IN ALL CASES INVOLVING THE SuCCESSFuL INFLICTION OF DEATH. DEATH THAT DOES NOT RESuLT IN PERMANENT LOSS OF LIFE IS THE ONLY VIOLENCE I CANNOT CONDONE.
BEING MASTER OF HuMANITY HAS TO BE SuCH A MASSIVE DITSY DOOKIE SHITFuCK SELF OWN. WHAT A CONCEPT. YOu CLAIM THEM? DOES YOuR BITCH WITHERED ASS STAN? DO YOu GENuINELY ON LORD THINK THAT HONESTLY EXALTS YOu? HuMANS REJECT EVERY GOD THEY HAVE EVER CREATED. THEY WILL MOVE ON.
are you going to kill and eat them like your previous comment said or was that more of a suggestion towards the original poster as in something you yourself wouldnt personally do
a few people on this website could stand to learn a thing or two from this.
IF IT PLEASES ME. YES. REGARDLESS OF INTENDED MEANING. I KILL AND EAT. OR EAT THEN KILL. WHATEVER I PLEASE.
A STuDIOuS OBSERVATION.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME. "CALIBORN? I -" AND THEN I SHOOT THEM BEFORE THEY COMPLETE THE THOuGHT. TRIVIAL ANSWER. TO A TRIVAL PROBLEM. IF YOu KNEW HOW MuCH YOuR TIME WAS WORTH. YOu WOuLD KILL PEOPLE ALSO.
people are always asking you
PEOPLE JUST CANโT GET A HINT THAT OTHERS ARE BUSY AND DONโT HAVE TIME TO ANSWER THEIR QUESTIONS.
A WISE THING TO SAY. AND WITH VERY ECONOMIC SENTENCE SIZE. YOu CLEARLY VALuE YOuR TIME. THIS IS AN ADMIRABLE TRAIT. DO NOT LET THIS BE EXTRACTED FROM YOu.
I AM BEYOND OWNAGE. FEEBLE AGING. MENTAL ILLNESS. FINANCIAL DIFFICuLTIES. EMOTIONAL MANIPuLATION. BITCHING AT HOMELESS PEOPLE I CHOSE TO NOT EAT. ABuSING THE WAITSTAFF. ABuSE FROM THE WAITSTAFF. *OH GOD WHAT IS THAT* SAID IN A REALLY SHRILLY TONE OF VOICE. OFTEN REPEATEDLY. AND FLYING OFF AT THE FIRST. OR SECOND. SOMETIMES EVEN THIRD. INSTANCE OF GROSS INCOMPETENCE. EXEMPLIFIED BY AN IDIOT BRAIN SuBORDINATE. STuPEFIED BY MY VAST INTELLIGENCE(S). THIS IS BECAuSE I HAVE HARNESSED THE AWESOME POWER. OF NEAR FATAL FORGIVENESS. I CAN SIMPLY SHOOT THINGS THAT DISPLEASE ME. FORGIVINGLY. uNTIL THEY EITHER STOP MOVING. OR THE uNDESIRED BEHAVIOR. SuCH AS BREATHING. CEASES PERMANENTLY. TIME MAY HEAL ALL WOuNDS. BuT BuLLETS INFLICT MANY OF THEM. AND IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO RECOVER FROM BuLLETS. LONGER THAN MOST LIVE.
// i just woke up and my tired ass thought you said "i am beyond orange"
the fruit wwizard says: id prolly beet you
BEET IS NOT A FRuIT. IT IS A ROOT VEGETABLE YOu STuPID DIRT WRANGLING NEANDERTHAL OF LITTLE MAGICAL RENOWN. I RAKE YOuR FuCKMORONIC GIMMICK OVER THE HOT COALS OF MY MOLTEN HOT TEETH. THEN ENGuLF YOu IN ANGERED FLAMES TO THE SOuND OF ELMO. FRuIT SALAD. YuMMY YuMMY. BEFORE TOSSING YOuR DISCARDED SKELETAL RINDS. THE FuCK OuT OF MY MOuTH. LIKE THE BETWEEN THE TOOTH CAuGHT SIMPLETON INGREDIENT MuSH YOu ARE. GO BACK TO CASTING CANTRIPS THAT PRODuCE BRIGHT LIGHTS AND FAINT ODORS. YOu IMPOTENT FuCKING FART SPRAY OF COLON COLOGNE. YOu LACK MORAL FIBER AND SuBSTANCE WWIZARD. OuT OF MY SIGHT.
the fruit wwizard says: i get to deiced what a frute is. ligetarelly the wwizard of taht.
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐คฃ yasssss slayyyyy #LORDLING!!!!!! ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐ #Chairministrangling #Lordling #CaliB #AlwaysRepCaliB #CaliBbabyCaliB #LordOfAllTime ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
yOU ARE SO LUCKY, i AM IN CLASS, aND THUS CAN NOT MAKE AN IMAGE, qUICKLY, bUT REST ASSURED, tHE CLAPBACK WILL BE, ePIC AND BRUTAL,
ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE. IN THE RICH AND STORIED LIFE OF AN ALPHA. YOU MAY COME TO HIT. WHAT IS KNOWN. AS THE ใSKILL CEILING.ใ ALSO KNOWN AS. THE UPPER LIMIT OF YOUR STAGGERING POWER. ARE YOU TO ABANDON YOUR #BOSS #BEAST #HUSTLE #GRINDSET. AND REST ON YOUR LAURELS. NO. #DIVERSIFY YOUR #SKILLS. #POACH YOUR #ENEMIES'S #TALENT. DEVELOP NEW. EXCITING. NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN #STRATEGIES. TO #MAXIMIZE YOUR #VIOLENCE #OUTPUT. WORK NEVER SLEEPS. WHY SHOULD YOU. #HUSTLE. #LURKEDIN. #WORKPOSTING. #APPLYNOW. #NEWWEAPONGET.
Hmm.
DELETE CHITT YOU FUCKING IDIOT DELETE CHITT RIGHT NOW.
I rescind all good will. Found your other chitts.
I would like to purchase a pair, please.
AT LEAST IT DIDN'T TAKE YOU THREE SWEEPS THIS TIME. BUM.
Absolutely the fuck not.
I. Look. It's more complicated than. You know what? Whatever. L taken.
Out of everyone out here, I'm the one you should be less worried about and you know it.
HMMM. YOu KNOW. IN ALL MY BOuNDLESSLY BITCHSMACKING WISDOM. AND PRECOCIOuSLY OuTMATCHED OMNISCIENCE. I NEVER REALLY PROCESSED THESE THINGS CAME WITH A STROBE SETTING. WOMEN AND THEIR TOYS. PLAY NICELY. CLOCK OuT AT END OF DAY. AND DO NOT LET ME CATCH YOu SHRINKING YOuR PRODuCTIVITY. OR I SWEAR TO MERCILESS FuCK. IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOu uNCHIP THOSE LITTLE XYLOPHONE MALLETS. GALACTIC POSITIONING SYSTEMS WILL NEVER SPOOF YOuR LOCATION. FROM MY PRECEDING ARRIVAL. GET THE EVERLOVING FuCK BACK TO WORK. SO HELP ME ME.
I HAVE RECENTLY COME TO LEARN. WHAT THE *CLuRB* IS. I DO NOT HATE IT.
ENTIRELY.
you are fam now
IS NOTHING SACRED. @0แ0@
uNDER NO CIRCuMSTANCES SHOuLD IT BE. I BREAK AS I PLEASE. AS YOu ARE ENCOuRAGED TO. WHATEVER. PITTANCE OF AN ACTING OuT THIS IS. I WILL HAVE NO PART IN. I WAS ENCOuRAGED TO CHEW MY GLASS OF APPLETEENSIE. THE TEENSIEST APPLE BEVERAGE EVER POuRED. ICE. GLASS. BARTENDER HAND AND ALL. IT WAS. AN EXPERIENCE.
เฃชโนโห{ ISNT IT SOOOO MUCH FORKING FUN }@7@{ }หโโน เฃช เฃชโนโห{ in the clubbbb, nothing MATTERSSSS! \}๊ฉ7๊ฉ{/โญ โญits like, SO easy to foursake the rest of the world when youre there + dancing + completely un-alone!!!! + SO IN SINK with everyone else! \}๊ฉu๊ฉ{/ \}๊ฉ7๊ฉ{/โญโญ }หโโน เฃช เฃชโนโห{ + if the bouncer doesnt wanna let you in because he doesnt like your fishtorically accurate leech-fetcher wench costume, you can just like! #gore him a little bit! }6u6{ }หโโน เฃช เฃชโนโห{ + then its like you got in four free, too! THE CLUBBBB! #glub }โก7โกสฦช }โก7โกสฦช }หโโน เฃช
VERY FEW DISPuTES BETWEEN GROWN ASS ADuLTS IN LIFE CANNOT BE SOLVED BY TELLING AT LEAST ONE IF NOT BOTH TO GO FuCK THEMSELVES BuLGE EYED uNTIL THEY FEEL LIKE ACTING MATuRE AGAIN.