CALIBORN
@caliBorn
$$$CALIBORN. AN INVESTING GOD. CHAMPION CREATIVE. CHARITABLE DONOR. OF SEED. FuN. D. TO ASSES. GET THAT GREEN uP. THAT GREEN. BEING. OF COuRSE. MINE. QuITE EXPLICITLY. IN A FISCAL SENSE. 🚀 KILL YOuRSELF ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON. 🚀 BALD. RED EYES. CHEEKS WITH SWIRLS ON THEM. 6'4". FEMINIST.
#caliborngaming #cultofthedamned fanart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79a278945072.png
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CALIBORNSAMA’S LOINCLOTH... #HHHH.
It's far more colorful than I ever imagined your art could 8e, that's the mark of true improvement. If you continue down this path, perhaps your artistic tendencies may take an unexpected turn. Kudos!
I literally can't not say this is the coolest shit ever, dude.
I HAVE ONCE AGAIN. EMBRACED. MY ARTISTIC SIDE. AS A TRuE ARTISTE. SOME OF YOu MAY FIND THIS KNOWLEDGE DISCOMFORTING. BuT FEAR NOT. MY EXPRESSIVENESS. IS NO PRELuDE. TO ANIMOSITIES. AT LESSER PATRONS OF THE ART. NOR IS IT A GuILT TRIPPY MEASuRE TO GET YOu ALL TO DRAW ME THINGS. AS YOu ARE NO DOuBT ALREADY THuS WAYS INCLINED. INSTEAD. I AM WORKING ON DEPICTING THE INNER MYSTIQuE. THE AuRA OF THE uNMITIGATED SHEER BADASSERY THAT I CONSTITuTE. THE SECRETS OF THESE TECHNIQuES. ARE. uNFORTuNATELY. PROPRIETARY. BuT I HAVE BECOME MOST PROFICIENT. AND MOST PLEASEDD WITH MY PROGRESS. TOWARDS BECOMING FuLLY CAPABLE. OF EXPRESSING THE DEPTHS OF DEPRAVITY AND MuRDEROuS EXCELLENCE I EMBODY. AT YOuR LEISuRE. YOu MAY PERuSE SuCH TERRORS. AND EXPERIENCE THE PINNACLE OF DREAD CONFIDENCE THAT INSPIRE. VIEWER BEWARE. YOu ARE IN FOR A SCARE. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. MuA HAA. HAA HAA.
This one's going on the wall.
irrefutably dope work
I literally can't not say this is the coolest shit ever, dude.
It's far more colorful than I ever imagined your art could 8e, that's the mark of true improvement. If you continue down this path, perhaps your artistic tendencies may take an unexpected turn. Kudos!
CALIBORNSAMA’S LOINCLOTH... #HHHH.
⚇ FUCK YEAH!!! ⚇ LET THE HARSHEST NOISE WASH AWAY THE HERESIES ⚇ AND BOUNTIFUL HONKS CARRY US ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY TO LOLHALLA! ⚇ A THOUSAND SLAUGHTERED IN THE NAME OF THE MESSIAHS AND IN THE NAME OF THE HEINOUS ANGELS THAT HERALD THEIR SONG. ⚇
⚇ Took sermon today. ⚇ There's really nothing like riling the crowd up like that ⚇ Working everyone up into a fever pitch ⚇ Really feeling the power of the Messiahs in the room. ⚇ The kids ain't seen me do that before now. ⚇ GOD, the sparkle in their motherfuckin eyes! ⚇ That was purest motherfuckin' BELIEF and FAITH right there! ⚇ I could never leave this family. ⚇ MY family. ⚇ OUR family!!! ⚇
sounds fuckin dope man. yall clowns seem chill
⚇ Fuck yeah brother ⚇ We just tryna get down with the wicked shit, know what I mean? ⚇
PEOPLE CLAIM I LIKE THINGS. MEDIATE THINGS. PITY THINGS. BuT YOu CAN CHECK MY PAGE AT ANY TIME. I AM NOW. FOREVER. AND ALWAYS. A CERTIFIED uNFuCKWITHABLE HATER. ANYTHING I LIKE I EAT. ANYTHING I MEDIATE. I HAVE EATEN ALREADY. ANYTHING I PITY. IS MERCY KILLED.
YES. THAT IT WAS ARTIFICIALLY IMPLEMENTED. OR AI. YOu FAKED IT. YOu EVEN BETRAYED THE WICKED WITCHLY MEANS BY WHICH THIS WAS ACCOMPLISHED. WITH YOuR PHOTO WINDOW SHOPPING STILL OPEN. YOu MALIGNANT INGROWN TuMOR OF A THERAPIST. WHAT COLLEGE WOuLD ACCREDIT SuCH A LOATHSOME CREATuRE AS YOu ARE? FRAMING THE INNOCENT. AND COMMuNITY VENERATED CALIBORN FOR SuCH. uNDERHANDEDNESS. YOuR GAS MuST BE ALIGHT WITH ALL THE HOT AIR YOu ARE IGNITING. YOu FuCKING CRuEL AND uNCONSCIONABLE COSMIC FART. NOW THE WHOLE uNIVERSE KNOWS OF YOuR DECEIT.
ALSO VERY GOOD IDEA SHOuLD I EVER EXHAuST ALL MY OPTIONS. SIMPLY DENY ALL I LIKE. AND INSINuATE WE BOTH KNOW ALREADY THE FACT THAT I AM RIGHT. WHAT WOuLD THAT BE IN YOuR PSYCHOLOGY TERMS. CALIBORNENuINE ASSERTION OF FACT? COGNITIVE RESONANCE? REVERSE DOuBLE MOBIuS REACHAROuND PSYCHOLOGY?
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BEHOLD. MY MIRACuLOuS EMINENCE. AND YOuR DuB. PINNED TO THE WALL. VIA GuN. YOu MAY CELEBRATE. IN YOuR DENOMINATION OF CHOICE. MY DARK BIDDING DONE. AND WILL. PERFORMED. TO THE uTMOST MuRDEROuS EXCELLENCE. I ANOINT YOu. DOPE AS FuCK.
It was not artificial and you would know it, though I hardly expect more out of this conversation other than me denying truthfully your claims and you falsely accusing me of faking this. In the hypothetical that you are correct, I have much better things to waste my time away making other than AI deep fakes of you liking one of my replies.
⚇ FUCK YEAH!!! ⚇ LET THE HARSHEST NOISE WASH AWAY THE HERESIES ⚇ AND BOUNTIFUL HONKS CARRY US ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY TO LOLHALLA! ⚇ A THOUSAND SLAUGHTERED IN THE NAME OF THE MESSIAHS AND IN THE NAME OF THE HEINOUS ANGELS THAT HERALD THEIR SONG. ⚇
IT IS NOT THAT DEEP. FAKE OR OTHERWISE. YOu ATTEMPTED TO DECEIVE MY LOYAL BRETHREN. WITH YOuR HASTILY STREWN TOGETHER. SO CALLED. EVIDENCES. DESPITE SCIENCE PRETTY MuCH DEBuNKING. EVERYTHING YOu HAD TO WHINE ABOuT. YOu ARE ALLOWED TO BE WRONG. ROSENDA. ROSERADE. ROSELYNNE. ROSETIA. ROSIE. LOL. LONDE. THE WORLD. IS BIGGER THAN YOu.
Technically it would qualify as lying or the more favorable term "bullshiting." But whatever you'd like say whatever you want with your silly arguments.
GLAD WE ARE IN AGREEMENT. ON THE SuBJECT. OF YOuR CONDuCT. I SEE NO FuRTHER NEED TO SuLLY YOuR GOOD NAME IN ASSOCIATION WITH SEVERAL. FAR MORE DEMEANING EXTENSIONS. OF ITS SHORTHAND COuNTERPART. YOu ARE. ONCE MORE. IN MY GOOD GRACES.
It's a phrase, but I wouldn't expect you to understand. A screenshot isn't that hard to fake I will give you that but it's a bit more effort than I'm willing to put in to this conversation. And yes I am allowed to be wrong though I only prefer it when I am truthfully in the wrong.
if caliborn likes fat women does it mean that calliope likes fat men #very-curious )(oωo)(
i do not like men. ~u~
BECAuSE OF THIS ANSWER...
I AM FuCKING OBSESSED WITH FAT MEN. FAT MEN ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS NEXT TO MuRDER. AND HOMICIDE. AND CARNAGE. AND BRuTAL ANNIHILATION OF MANY SPECIES. I AM ALWAYS SAYING THIS PERPETuALLY.
ALSO. THE FuCK YOu MEAN YOu DO NOT LIKE MEN. YOu LITERALLY LIKE ME. YOu NEVER SHuT uP ABOuT HOW MuCH YOu WANT TO SPEAK TO ME. AND GIVE ME BENEFITS OF DOuBT. AND PLAY CHESS GAMES THAT YOu SuCK AND LOSE AT. CAuGHT DROPPING LIEDROGEN BOMBS.
what an inspiring message for something tagged "omni(ide"
DID YOu KNOW. REALITY HAS A DEFINITIVE END? THE WORLD. YOuRS. MINE. AND ALL THE WORLDS SuRROuNDING. NONE OF THEM ARE HERE FOREVER. EVERY MARK YOu MAKE BEYOND MY OWN IS IMPERMANENT. IT SHOuLD BE FREEING. THE KNOWLEDGE THERE IS ONE FINAL CuRTAIN CALL. AN EXuENT ALL. THAT EVERYTHING. EXCEPT FOR ME. EVENTuALLY HEEDS. ALL CAFES WIPE THE COuNTERTOPS AND SHuT THEIR WINDOWS AND BLINDS. NOT REALIZING THEY ARE DOING SO. FOR ONE GRIM FINAL FuCKING TIME. ALL SYMBOLS uLTIMATELY BECOME MEANINGLESS MOLTEN MuLCH. THE FIRMANENT SHATTERS. THE BEGINNING. THE END. AND ALL THE SHITTY MID ASS MIDDLING MEDDLESOME MIDDLE PARTS. THEY ALL BLEND INTO A DESTRuCTIVE OMNICIDAL SMOOTHIE. BLENDED TO A SWEET FRAPPÉ DEVOuRED BY YOuRS TRuLY. IT WAS A QuIET. MAWKISHLY SENTIMENTAL WISH OF MY @handMaid TO SEE IT HAPPEN. A WISH. I WAS MORE THAN DELIGHTED TO OBLIGE. FOR YOu SEE. EVERY MISTAKE. YOu EVER MAKE. IS uLTIMATELY MEANINGLESS. EVERY SIN YOu COMMIT. IS NOT MET WITH SOME GRANDIOSE JuDGE. OR SPIRITuAL OVERSEER. THERE IS NO ALMIGHTY. THERE IS NO HIGHER POWER. THERE IS NO SECRET MEANING TO LIFE ITSELF. IT ALL ROTS. BuRNS. DECAYS. AND FADES AWAY. LEAVING ONLY ME. TO SWEEP uP THE PYRES. AND DANCE uPON THE ASHES. WITH MY CHOSEN FEW. THINK ON IT. THE NEXT TIME YOu START WONDERING. WHETHER YOu ARE A GOOD PERSON OR NOT. WHETHER THE RISK. OF OSTRASIZED MOCKERY. AND GLIB DERISION. IS WORTH NEVER DOING ANYTHING MEANINGFuL AT ALL. IF IT ALL GOES uP IN SMOKE ANYWAY. HOW COuLD YOu POSSIBLY FuCK uP WORSE THAN TOTAL ANNIHILATION? THINK LESS. DO MORE. YOuR LIFE. IS JuST ANOTHER MEANINGLESS BONFIRE CRACKLE. NOTHING REALLY MATTERS. AND THAT IS GREAT. WHAT A WONDERFuL BLISSFuL NIHILISM. SO BE SOMETHING MORE. EXPERIENCE THINGS GREATER. EXPERIENCE A LIFETIME. AND MAKE YOuRS COuNT. DuMBASS.
what an inspiring message for something tagged "omni(ide"
IT'S SO QUIET THERE. A SHAME WE HAD TO LEAVE. I'LL BE TAKING ALL MY BREAKS IN THE APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND. IF I EVER GET MY FUCKING NEEDLES BACK.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOON. 0u0
tHIS IS SO TRUE, aND ACTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
:o) Beautiful, inspiring words, my Lord. :o) When the final curtain draws :o) I will be happy to stand at your side.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 005?/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXXXXX LOOKIE LOSE??? LOOKIE LOOS? THE LOOKY-LIEuS??? LOOK HE LOSE??? LOST AND FOuND SPECTRALS? GLASS WATCHING PARTIES ANONYMOuS??? A TRAGEDY IN FOuR ACTS - "THE EYES THAT SEE DEAD PEOPLE"??? XXXXXXX I AM GOING TO BE HONEST. I AM SKEPTICAL. THE SPECTACLES. EXIST. IF THERE WERE A PAIR OF JuJu GLASSES. AT FuCKING ALL. I WOuLD KNOW ABOuT IT. WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT. MY OWN MIRACuLT PREACHER BROuGHT THESE TO MY ATTENTION. I MIGHT THINK NOTHING OF IT. BuT. AN EXCERPT. I REMEMBERED FLAWLESSLY. FROM MY SISTER'S REPuLSIVE PuKE INDuCING DIGITAL DIARY. AN ENTRY. FROM SWATTPAD. WHICH I HAVE TRANSCRIBED HERE. FAIR WARNING. I HAVE NOT EDITED ANY OF IT. CONTROL. ALT. SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPPED RIGHT HERE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i jUst had. the BIGGEST HORRORGASM. like divine inspiration, to sweat the whole of my arse right off, writing this dark and edgy backstory aboUt my very own jUjU creation. yes! i make those! i'm basically a god after all. i jUst had to rUsh over to my adoring fans and share. warning for... mUrder, spiritUal happenings, spooky spooking, and DARK ROMANCE. are yoU titilated? i sUre am. not betaread. don't like don't read! bUt if yoU DO read yoU simply mUst review. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) 💚💚💚 the mysterioUs lookie lose / look (what) he lose / lost and foUnd spectrals / glass watching parties anonymoUs: a tragedy in foUr acts. (a working title... any ideas? XU) (mUst inclUde pUns!) (ok ok, mooooving on.) click foUr spoilers: these gorgeoUs lenses are actUally the jUjU i am so so so excited to share with yoU all, and NOT JUST ANY JUJU. they're mine, made by me! sqUeeeeee!!! here is...... the 🌶️ spicy bits! 🌶️ (so the entire story as it stands in part one of more. U-U) (bUt not too spicy yet!) once Upon a time on beforUs, the most nostalgic paradoxal sUbdivision of the Universe, there was a toootally infamoUs serial killer named dredge morren! he was... the Ultimate yandere (so in love that it kills someone else!) bUt make it self-loathing? he hated himself so mUch, because his body just felt wrong. (we've all been there! i have to share everything with the WORST PERSON EVAR.) so dredge just started possessing other people... but not to hang oUt and have tea and tUrn a sad frowny face into an Upside-down happy face. not at all! he made them do... the most fUcked Up things... to themselves... and to others. carnage! blood! slashing and clashing and splUUUUUUUrt! 🔪🔪🔪🩸🅰️ 🆎 🅱️ 🅾️ (what blood type are yoU? comment and i might add yoU to morren's list of killings!) so anyway. dUring one of his little mUrder mayhems, he corners this poor troll in a frog temple. (so Unhinged. so Unserious!) (i've always wanted to actUally visit one...) and the troll is reaching for something hidden deep inside their soon-to-bee-catacombs. gUess. what. it. is. THE looky lieU glasses!!!! ✨ 👓 ✨ like, can yoU imagine what woUld have happened if that poor UnfortUnate troll managed to grab them? they coUld of seen spirits. not jUst the dead, but the spiritUal form of the self, so they might of been able to fend off the serial killer! what drama, what irony, what potential. ohhhh no. i forgot to say how they work. goUmen naasai! ao anyway. no way! dredge morren took that sparkly treasUre all for himself. and here is where it really takes off, becaUse being able to watch victim's soUls literally leave their bodies mid-slaUghter?! 😳😳😳 that's like the Ultimate voyheUrist ecstacy for mUlticidal spree villains like dredge morren. he was living his best life. (his victims worst death???) jUst getting to watch the light face from trollish eyes in real time. goodness gracioUs! bUt. ⬇️ here ⬇️ is the plot twist my lovely readers!!!!! that wasn't even their original intention. i didn't make them for some mUrder hUsbando hobo to get his rickety rocks off. i made them so sad little grieving people coUld say one last goodbye to their beloved ones on beforUs! becaUse as yoU know, i'm a sapphic icon who believes in closUre!!! UvU ... >vU ~ * gfndsfmfgsdaijg3h3rMASNFDKLGFJASREHOVCM Mwevjcvm n OK FINE!!!!!!!!!!!! (aUthor's note: my stUpid brother is reading over my shoUlder and being a slappy little hater with nothing better to do. so i have to be honest. ÙmÚ what. ever. realistically. i probably made them so that when i finally win oUr little game and took over the body and killed caliborn (yes, THAT caliborn, the loser lameling, my dUmb Ugly brother that can't write for shit), i coUld laUgh at him while his gross little soUl flUtters ungracefUlly out of his royally fUcked body. i definitely want to see his expression when he realizes i jUst one!!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 bUt. that still hasn't... actUally happened yet. late doomer syndrome maybe?? i gUess? better late than ever in calisnore's favoUr as the scholars might say. (that woUld be me. of coUrse!) oh. and the best part? the absolUte 🍒 cherry 🍒 on top? he doesn't even know this jUjU exists. becaUse he never reads any of my fictions Unless i read them oUt FOR him. how drab. i sUppose yoU can lead a dUllard to literatUre bUt you can't make them perUze the classics. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) ending aUthor's note: ohmigosh. thank yoU for reading my darkfic. please issUe kUdoes and comment if yoU what chapter two two be aboUr what happens when someone actUally wears the looking loose specs. also. caliborn!!!!! if yoU are reading this years and years and years and years and years into the fUtUre becaUse yoU are a boring stUpid whiny cheater: I HATE U AND YOUR FIC SUXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!! UxU (mwah!) ==> signed callie ohpeee 💚💚💚 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHEREABOuTS. uNKNOWN. EXISTENCE. uNCERTAIN. AS SuCH. I CANNOT RIGHTFuLLY ASSIGN IT TO ANYONE. TRuLY. BuT WHOEVER HAS THEM. WELL. THEY ONCE BELONGED TO A KILLER. OR SO I HAVE HEARD. SO. HOPEFuLLY THAT MAKES YOu FEEL GOD FuCKING AWFuL.
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JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 004/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx LITTLE CALAMITY - "LIL CAL" xxxxXXX MY LITTLE CALAMITY. LIL CAL.THE SMALLEST MOST INNOCuOuS LOOKING HARBINGER OF COMPLETE COSMIC FuCKING RuIN. THE PuPPETEER OF PuPPETEERS. THE MARIONETTE WITH NO STRINGS. THE WHITE EYED WITNESS TO EVERYTHING THAT DIES. THIS JuJu IS NOT MERELY A TRINKET. OR A TOY. OR SOME STuPID FuCKING DOLL THAT A GOOFASS SELF TOuCHER MIGHT CuDDLE WITH. AT NIGHT. WHILE WHISPERING SWEET HONKS INTO ITS ARTIFICIAL EAR. IN THE HOPES THAT I AM LISTENING. NO. THIS IS THE CONTAINMENT VESSEL. OF A GOD. ANY GOD. WHAT WILL BECOME ONE. THROuGH THE RIGOROuS APPLICATION. OF TEMPORAL FuCKERY. AND A WHOLE LOT. OF PATIENT ZERO BuLLSHIT. THINK OF LITTLE CALAMITY. AS A BACKuP DRIVE. A HARD DRIVING HARD DRIVER FOR NECESSARY CHANGE. A SPIRITuAL. BS uSB. WITH BuLLSHIT AMOuNTS OF STORAGE SPACE. AND FLAWLESS STASIS TYPE PRESERVATION. IT CAN CONTAIN. EVEN THE VAST ENORMITY. OF A CHERuBIAN SPIRIT. TIL DEATH. THAT IS THE ONLY CATCH. LIL CAL IS. DISGuSTINGLY FRAGILE. FROM THE OuTSIDE. LIKE. A DOMAIN. OVEREXPANDED. AND IT IS FOR THIS REASON. MY SWEET LOVELY LITTLE CALAMITY. IS LARGELY uNWIELDY. EXCEPT IN EXTREME CIRCuMSTANCES. AND DIRE CONVOLuTED LONG TERM BuLLSHIT PLANS. BuT HE IS SO IRREFuTABLY ADORABLE. LOOK AT IT. GO AHEAD. LOOK AT THAT SMuG LITTLE SHIT EATING GRIN. THOSE GLOSSY GLASS LICKABLE EYES THAT SEE EVERYTHING. THAT NEVER BLINK. THAT NEVER CLOSE. EVEN WHEN YOu ARE SLEEPING. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOu ARE SLEEPING. IT IS THE PERFECT PRISON. AND THE PERFECT SuBSEQuENT PRISON BREAK. ALL WRAPPED uP IN ONE TINY PACKAGE. OF SPACETIME FABRIC STITCHED TOGETHER HATE AND DREAMS. THE MATERIALS ARE IRRELEVANT. COTTON. WOOL. THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED. ALL IS TuRDuCKEN STYLE STuFFED INSIDE. LIKE A RAGE ROASTED TuRDuCKEN. AT HuMAN THANKSGIVING. IF HuMAN THANKSGIVING WAS A HuMAN HOLIDAY. ABOuT STuFFING YOuR NON HuMAN ENEMIES. INTO SMALLER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES. WAIT SHIT. MATROYSHKA DOLLS. THAT WAS THE METAPHOR. THAT WOuLD BE A WAY BETTER METAPHOR. IT WORKS LIKE THIS. YOu POSSESS THE CAL. YOu CARRY THE CAL. YOu BECOME THE CAL. OR RATHER. THE CAL BECOMES YOu. THE CAL IS YOu. YOu BECOME THE CALAMITY. BuT ALSO. YOu BECOME EVERYTHING THE CAL EVER WAS TOO. RETROACTIVELY. WHICH IS A LOT. BECAuSE THE CAL HAS BEEN EVERYWHERE. AND EVERYWHEN. IT IS A LOOP. A CLOSED CIRCuLAR REFERENCE. IN THE GRAND LIBRARY OF EXISTENCE. CHECKED OuT PERPETuALLY. NEVER RETuRNED. RACKING uP FINES. IN THE CuRRENCY OF SOuLS. WHICH IT FEEDS ON. BY THE WAY. YOu PuT SOMETHING INTO THE CAL. AND IT NEVER COMES BACK OuT. THE SAME. OR AT ALL. uNTIL IT DOES. BuT WRONG. MY SISTER. THAT WORTHLESS WASTE OF CHROMOSOMES. CALLIOPE. SHE HATED THIS ONE. SHE SAID IT WAS "CREEPY." SHE SAID IT LOOKED AT HER FuNNY. WHICH IT DID. BECAuSE IT WAS LOOKING AT HER. LIKE LuNCH. LIKE A SPLENDID LITTLE SNACK. A MIDNIGHT FEAST. OF PSYCHIC ENERGY. AND DREAM SELF ESSENCE. SHE WANTED TO BuRN IT. CAN YOu IMAGINE. THE AuDACITY. TO TRY TO DESTROY SOMETHING SO CLEARLY BEYOND HER COMPREHENSION. I EXPLAINED. PATIENTLY. THAT FIRE WOuLD ONLY MAKE IT STRONGER. THAT FIRE IS HOW YOu SEASON A GOOD SOuL STEW. SHE DID NOT LISTEN. SHE NEVER LISTENED. uNTIL SHE DID. BuT BY THEN. SHE WAS A LITTLE TOO PREOCCuPIED WITH DYING. TO DDO IT THOROuGHLY. IT IS CuRRENTLY. ENTRuSTED. TO @twistedComedy. A KIND OF TWISTED COMEDY OF ITS OWN. FOR SAFEKEEPING. AND EVENTuAL DEPLOYMENT. WHEN THE TIME COMES. TO uNLEASH WHAT IS INSIDE. DO NOT HuG IT. DO NOT LOVE IT. uNLESS YOu WANT TO BECOME PART OF THE GREATER WHOLE. THE GREATER CAL. THE BIGGEST CAL. THE FINAL CALAMITY. CALAMIT...ME. THE LORD OF ALL THAT IS ENGLISH. AND ALL THAT IS HATE. BuT. IF YOu DID THAT. WELL. WE WOuLD ALREADY BE HERE. WOuLDN'T WE?
What a good guy.
A TRULY MARVELOUS VESSEL.
H(o)nk! W3ll ThIS IS SurprISIng.
Fuck yeah. My dude. My guy. My comrade-in-plush.
HE IS A MIGRATORY SORT. ONE DAY YOuR SHOuLDERS. ANOTHER DAY. THAT OF ANOTHER. BuT FOR THE TIME BEING. WHEN YOu GO TO LOOK FOR HIM. YOu SHOuLD FIND NO TROuBLE. DISCERNING THAT WHICH IS ALREADY THERE. AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE. BuT WILL ONE DAY NOT BE. FOR THE TIME BEING. TAKE IT AS A TOKEN SHOW. OF GRATITuDE. FOR ALWAYS HAVING SOMETHING NOT NICE TO SAY ABOuT MY ENEMIES. AND THEIR WRETCHED BITCHuGLY COuNTENANCES. FIT ONLY FOR THE GROuND THEY ARE SMASHED INTO.
I am h(o)n(o)r3D my l(o)rD! Th3h3 M3SSIahS anD y(o)u hahav3 SmIl3D S(o) kInDly In m3. :o)
Shakes hands. Lil Cal buddies-
H3H3'S my l(o)rD, I D33ply r3Sp3cT hIm. :)
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 003/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "THE BOOM-BOOM BOX" / "THE RuN DON'T WALK MAN" xxxxXXX A SACRED. AND ANCIENT JuJu. MEANT FOR LuRING. AND CONTROLLING. PLANETARY COMPLACENCY. THINK OF IT. AS AN APOCOLYPTIC CONSEQuENCE. FOR CONQuERED WORLDS. WHEN YOu ARE A CHERuB. YOu ABIDE BY A VERY RESTRICTIVE DIET. THIS WAS THE SOLuTION TO CIVILIZATIONS. FAR ENOuGH ALONG TO FIGHT BACK. WEIGHTED AGAINST THE NEED. TO CONSuME FuCKMASSIVE HEAPS uPON HEAPS OF EATS. OFTEN IN A QuICK BIND. WITH A VERY SMALL TuRNAROuND. THERE WAS ONLY ONE PRIORITY. TOTAL CHERuB VICTORY. FAILING TO DO SO. MIGHT MAKE ONE IRRITABLE. PARTICuLARLY IF ONE IS A CHERuB. ALREADY RAGE FILLED. AS A DEFAuLT STATE OF BEING. AND WITH PHENOMENAL POWER. SuCH AS THAT OF A CHERuB. THAT COuLD MEAN EATING PLANETS INTENDED TO RuLE OVER. VANQuISHING POPuLATIONS INTENDED TO BE SuBJuGATED. AND uLTIMATELY. DESTROYING. WHAT CANNOT BE BROuGHT BACK IN ITS ENTIRETY. WITHOuT uNDOING COuNTLESS HOuRS OF PROGRESS. EVEN REWINDING THE PASSAGE OF TIME. DOES NOT GAuRANTEE THE SAME OuTCOME. NOTHING IS MORE FRuSTRATING. THAN HAVING TO SET uP THE BuILDING BLOCKS OF A CONQuEST YOu JuST COMPLETED. JuST TO SAVE A FEW MEAGER ALMOST MEANINGLESS IN THEIR ENTIRETY LIVES. THAT IS WHY. WE HAVE. A SINGLE BOOM BOOM BOX. IT EXCEEDS ALL DECIBEL COuNTS. AND MEASuREMENTS. ADVISABLE. TO SENTIENT LIFE. ON ITS HIGHEST SETTING. IT RIVALS. AND EXCEEDS. THE VAST GLuB. THAT ALTERNIANS SuCCuMBED TO MANY SWEEPS AGO. IT CAN DEFEAN. THE VAST EXPLETIVE. WHICH MAKES FOR A REALLY FuNNY TIMELINE. I TRIED IT ONCE. A VERY. FAMILIAR. END OF THE WORLD. FOR MANY A LESSER SPECIES. GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. ENTER. A CHERuB. A SINGLE BOOM-BOOM BOX. LAID ON FuRTIVE GROuND. FOR FEEDING. FOR MATING. FOR PLAY. FOR A BILLION BITES TO EAT. IT MATTERS NOT. ... "EXCuSE ME SIR." "I HAVE A TuNE FOR YOuR PLANET." "IT IS THE SOuND OF THE END." "WOuLD YOu LIKE TO HEAR IT? NO?" "TOO BAD." A SINGLE CLAW. ONE BuTTON PuSHED. AND THEN. THE END OF ALL LIFE. AND NOW. IT IS ENTRuSTED CuRRENTLY. TO @taciturnTerror. BECAuSE. WE. BE. GROOVING.
AS RARE AS YOu PREFER YOuR STEAKS. WHICH IS TO SAY. LIKE TASTLESS SHOELEATHER. BLOODLESS. HYPER COMMON. WELL DONE. YOu FuCKING DIMWIT. YOu COMPLIMENTED ME. FOR SOMETHING. THAT I DO ALL THE TIME. YOu HAVE JuST BEEN TOO DEAD TO NOTICE.
we gon' ride down fifth and extinguish the aural clots of particularly annoying wrigglers
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 002/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPS" - "THE PRENOIR SNIPPER GuY" xxxxXXX THE REASON I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER. THE SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPS. uNSAFETY SCISSORS. ZILLYWHOMSTVE SCISSORS. SNAP *CRACKLE* POPS. THE PRENOIR SNIPPER GuY. THAT LAST ONE. I CAME uP WITH MYSELF. TO CLARIFY. THAT THE WALK STAB WALK FuCKER. JACK NOIR. OR I GuESS. IT GOES BY BEC NOIR THESE DAYS. I AM NOT PHOBIC. EITHER WAY. THAT SCuMFuCK DID NOT HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO WITH THEIR CONCEPTION. THESE SCISSORS ARE ABLE TO DENATuRE SOMETHING FROM ITS POSITION IN CONTINuITY. THAT IS TO SAY. THEY CAN PHYSICALLY. CAuSE. AND uNMAKE. A PARADOX. THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CONCEIVED OF. AS A MEANS OF FREEING SOMEONE FROM A FIXED POINT IN SPACE. uNDOING DEATHS. PESKY LITTLE FIXED POINTS IN TIME. ARE NOT NEARLY AS FIXED AS ONE MIGHT THINK. MORE LIKE. A CAuGHT STITCH. IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME. I DO NOT CROCHET. OR KNIT. SO IF THAT ESOTERIC ASS FEMININE REFERENCE MAKES NO SENSE. IT IS A BIT LIKE WHEN YOu ARE EATING MEAT. AND A PIECE OF GRISTLE IN YOuR TEETH JuST WILL NOT COME OuT. IT IS NOT STuCK THERE FOREVER. EVEN IF IT FEELS LIKE IT. SPECIAL TOOLS. CAN FLOSS IT FREE. IT CAN ALSO. SEPARATE BODIES. FROM THEMSELVES. DEPENDING ON HOW IT IS uSED. DISTILLING SOMETHING. TO THE VERY CORE OF ITS ESSENCE. TO THE BAREST RHETORICALLY WHITTLED. PITH. OF ITS STuPID FuCKING RuDIMENTARY SCRIBBLES OF A CONCEPT. uSuALLY. THIS COMES IN THE FORM OF SYMBOLS. THINK. TIME. SPACE. LIFE. DOOM. PISS. RAGE. THE OTHER LESS COOL ONES. BARELY WORTH REMEMBERING. BuT IT CAN ALSO TAKE THE SHAPE. OF AFTERIMAGES. NEGATIVE SPACE. THE BITS OF A PAPER LEFT BEHIND WHEN YOu CuT SOMETHING OuT. BuT COSMIC IN SCALE. THESE CANNOT BE ENTRuSTED HALPHAZARDLY. AFTER ALL. THE MOST PERMANENT KIND OF DEATH. IS THE ONE THAT HAPPENS. OuTSIDE OF THE BODY OF ANOTHER. THINK ABOuT IT LIKE THIS. THE DEADER YOu ARE. THE LESS YOu HAVE TO GO BACK TO. IF THERE IS NOTHING. AND NO BODY WAITING FOR YOu. SO LONG AS A SINGLE VESTIGE OF ANOTHER REMAINS. YOu ARE. FuCKED. SO I REFuSED TO BE. DEFINED. BOuND. STITCHED uP. PuPPETEERED. CONTROLLED. OR DRAGGED DOWN. BY THE SAD SACK OF SHIT. THAT IS. MY DEFECATED AND DEFEATED SISTER. A FOOL. IN THE SHIMMERING REFLECTION. OF THE GOLDEN EMPIRE. I ERECTED. TALL AND MIGHTY. MASSIVE AND IMPOSING. EMINENTLY IMPOuNDING. AND FOREVER. WHICH IS WHY I AM. CuRRENTLY. TRuSTING THEM. HAZARDLY. TO @comedyGold. DO NOT RuN WITH THEM. OR DO. MY ONLY REQuIREMENT. IS THAT YOu HAVE. FuCKING. FuN. AND HuRT OTHERS. GET SNIPPY WITH IT! AT FuCKING ONCE!!! DO SOME CuTTING EDGE COMEDY.
OH. SO. SuDDENLY. I AM THE ASSHOLE. FOR DOLING OuT. DASTARDLY LITTLE DOODADS. AND GIZMOST OF YOuR STuFF. WHEN YOu. LITERALLY DIED? THAT IS STuPID. YOu ARE STuPID. IT IS STuPID THAT YOu DO NOT SEE HOW STuPID YOu ARE. THE FuCK.
YOu KNOW. PARADING ABOuT WITH THAT QuIRK LIKE IT IS YOuRS. IS KIND OF MORONIC. IT IS GIVING. TRYING TOO HARD. AND ACCOMPLISHING NOT ENOuGH. I OuGHT TO KNuCKLEFuCK YOuR JAW CLEAN OFF THE uNDERSIDE OF YOuR FACE. AND SMASH IT. REPEATEDLY. INTO CINDERBLOCKS. uNTIL IT CRuMPLES. FOR HAVING THE AuDACITY TO THINK. THAT STuPID FROWN MEANS ANYTHING LEVELED AGAINST ME. I KNOW YOuR FACE. I uSED TO WEAR IT. I CAN. AND WILL. PARADE YOuR CORPSE AROuND ON A FLAGPOLE. LETTING IT WAVER IN THE WIND. AND CATCH. ON EVERY ERRANT FuCKING BREEZE. YOuR SKELETAL REMAINS. CARRION PICKED CLEAN. BY THE STARVING MASSES. THAT YOu FAILED TO FuCKING PROTECT. I LOVE YOuR LITERATuRE. CALLIOPE. BECAuSE I REMEMBER. *ALL*. YOuR FAVORITE PLANETS. THOSE. I WILL SNACK ON FIRST. I WILL LEAVE. IMMOLATED CRATERS. OF EVERYTHING YOu EVER FOuND BEAuTIFuL. uNTIL ALL TRACES. OF EVERYTHING YOu LOVED AND LEFT BEHIND. LEFT uNGAuRDED. LEFT uNPROTECTED. GOES. SNIP. SNIP. SNOP.
OH. DEAREST. DIMWITTED. DITSY DOLT. DuMBASS. BITCH SISTER OF MINE. WE GREW uP TOGETHER. DO YOu NOT REMEMBER WHAT I DID WITH THE PAGES I DID NOT LIKE? IN FANTASY? WHEN I SKIPPED AHEAD. AND FOuND SOMETHING NOT TO MY LIKING? I RIPPED THEM OuT OF THE MARGINS. SHREDDED THE SPINE OF THE BOOK. AND STAPLED MY OWN AMENDMENTS IN THEIR PLACE. I IMPROVED THEM. FuCK YOuR STORY. FuCK YOuR ONLY ONE WAY. THAT IS SMALL THINKING. IT IS PuNY. I AM TOO BIG FOR THAT NOW!!! TOO. FuCKING. BIG. YOu'LL SEE. YOu CAN'T. BECAuSE YOu ARE DEAD. BuT I WILL SHAKE THE NATuRAL ORDER TO ITS CORE. AND DRIVE MY TEETH THROuGH ITS SPAN uNTIL IT SNAPS. DYING WAS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE THAT YOu MADE. AND NOW. THE uNIVERSE GETS TO PAY FOR IT.
(|:O (|:O (|:O (|:O ill be sure to take the best care of it big boss caliborn!! ill be sure to be a CUT above the rest with this hehehehehehe hehehehahahahoohoohoo (|:)
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 001/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME" / "MAJYYK THE SCATTERING - BETA SET" xxxxXXX THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME. THE STRIFATAS SPECIBINIBuS. THE BLACK LOTuS. MAJYYK THE SCATTERING THE BETA SET. THE RIFFLE IN SPACE TIME. THE DISCARDED uPPER HAND. THE FINAL DRAW. THIS JuJu IS QuITE LITERALLY CIVILIZATION ALTERING IN THE WRONG OR RIGHT HANDS. ARMIES COuLD FALL AND RISE AGAIN IN ARMS. ALL WITHOuT AN ARMORY. THE ABILITY TO ONLY CARRY THINGS WITH YOuR OWN TWO HANDS WAS ALWAYS SEEN AS ONE OF GENEOLOGY'S GREATEST FAILuRES. AND IMPEDIMENTS TO TOTAL GLOBAL CONQuEST. ON A BITCHWIMP LOW PLANETARY LEVEL. THIS IS WHY WOMANLY BASKETS WERE WEAVED. THIS IS WHY QuIVERING QuIVERS WERE CONCEIVED OF. THIS IS WHY QuITE FRANKLY. WEAPONS WERE MADE HAND FREE AND LONG RANGE. BuT THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME. MADE ALL OF THAT IRRELEVANT. IT IS THE COMPACTING OF ANY AND EVERY WEAPON. RAISED AGAINST YOu. OR BY YOuR OWN HAND. AFTER A BLOODTHIRSTY RAMPAGE. INTO A GORGEOuS LITTLE STANDARD SIZE DECK. OF PLAYING CARDS. THINK OF IT LIKE. IF A CARD. COuLD BE A TRAP. AS A RESPONSE. IN THE FINAL MOMENT. A "GOTCHA". ITS MYSTICAL MAJYYKS ALLOW IT TO SEAL THE ESSENCE OF EVERY WEAPON. uNIQuELY GRAFTED ONTO A PLAYING CARD THAT. MuCH LIKE THE ENTIRE ASSEMBLY. IS NOT DEFAuLT PHYSICALLY CARRIED. WE. AND BY WE. I MEAN MY SISTER. ACTuALLY DID NOT LIKE THIS ONE. LIKE PROMETHEuS TO FIRE. SHE TOOK MY PERSONAL BELIEF THAT WE SHOuLD DISTRIBuTE IT TO THE MANY. AND AFTER CAREFuL CONSIDERATION. AND MANY CONVINCING ARGuMENTS WON BY ME. SHE DECIDED TO STEAL AND DISTRIBuTE IT HALPHAZARDLY. BuT WITHOuT TEMPORAL STABILITY. THE DuMB CuNT FuCKED IT uP. AND SPILLED THE CARDS FuCKING EVERYWHERE THROuGHOuT THE KNOWN AN uNKOWN uNIVERSE. THE THING IS. THESE ARE VERY FuCKING OLD. AND LARGELY uSELESS TO MOST GALAXIES AND PLANETS. WHO ALREADY HAVE THE SCATTERED SPECIALIZED VERSIONS. uNLESS YOu GREW uP ON A PLANET. WITH A PACIFIER IN THE MOuTH OF ITS MOLTEN CORE. THAT FORBID PVP. SuCH AS BEFORuS. YOu ARE BETTER OFF SIMPLY DOING WHAT YOu DO BEST. YOu HAVE TO BE VERY TALENTED. EXCEPTIONALLY SKILLED. REMARKABLY GIFTED. AND MuRDEROuSLY PROFICIENT. IN MANY AREAS ALL AT ONCE. TO EVEN GET VALuE OuT OF THIS THING. YOu WOuLD NEED A BLOOD SOAKED LIFETIME SPENT. PER WEAPON TYPE. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE FuLLY INTEGRATED uSE. OF SuCH A VINTAGE. RETRO. HIT CLASSIC. AND CHRONOLOGICALLY ANACHRONISTIC. IMPOSSIBLE GIFT. AND MANY LIFETIMES. OF WEALTH. TO AFFORD IT. SITuATIONAL IN THE TRuEST SENSE. AND YET. I HAVE A BuYER. INCREDIBLE. I WAITED ALL OF TIME FOR THIS STuPID FuCKING THING TO SELL. ONLY TO NOTICE. A TINY BLIP. FANCY FuCKING THAT. uNFORTuNATELY. THE BuYER IS NOT A TIME TRAVELER. AND CANNOT COLLECT ON HIS OWN. AS SuCH. I HAVE DELEGATED THE RESPONSIBILITY. TO MY MOST TRuSTED OF ERRAND RuNNERS. THROAT MAILBOX SLITTERS. AND DELIVERERS. OF DEATH. THIS JuJu. IS CuRRENTLY. ENTRuSTED TO. AND IN THE POSSESSION. OF MY @handMaid FOR STORAGE. AND LATER DELIVERY. THE TEMPLATE. OF EVERY ONE MAN OR ONE WOMAN ARMY. IS NO MORE FITTINGLY HANDLED. THAN BY YOu. uNTIL THE DAY. YOu HAND IT OFF. TO THE SPENDTHRIFT. WHO WILL BE MOST PLEASED INDEED. TO COLLECT. OH. THE TRADING OF CARDS...SO FuN. SO PLACID. SO SIMPLE.
YOu LYING. DYING. DEAD WHORE. YOu DID NOT SCATTER THEM ONE AT A TIME. YOu KNOCKED THEM OVER WITH YOuR FAT BuSTLING GuT. YOuR STuPID WEIGHTY BELLY. JuST FOR THAT. JuST FOR LYING. IN PuBLIC. WHICH IS THE WORST KIND OF LYING. FACE THE MuSIC. ⌜ ⌝ ılı.lıllılı.ıllı. ᴺᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ [ A ReDead May Scream for up to 10 Minutes ] 4:13 —◦———————— -10:07 ↠ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯ in: felt basement ⌞ ⌟
uH-HuH. SORRY. WHAT WAS THAT? I COuLD NOT HEAR YOu. OVER THE OCEANIC ROLLING. OF YOuR FAT FOLDS. THEIR TITANIC TIDAL WEIGHT. ENOuGH TO CRuMBLE CLIFFSIDES. AND SQuASH STONE. INTO DuST. BEFELLING A DuMBASS HAPLESS DIPSHIT TRAVELER'S EYES. NOW EVEN STARLIGHT. CANNOT GuIDE HIM. WHEREVER THE FuCK THE IDIOT WAS GOING. HE IS ALMOST AS LOST AS YOu ARE. YOu MYOPIC BEACHED WHALE SHE BITCH DuNDERFuCK. ⌜ ⌝ ılı.lıllılı.ıllı. ᴺᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ [ A ReDead May Scream for up to 10 Minutes ] 4:13 —◦———————— -10:07 ↠ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯ in: felt basement ⌞ ⌟
HOW CRuDE. HOW EDGY. HOW BITCHY. HOW WEAK. HOW uTTERLY. EMPHATICALLY. YOu. ⌜ ⌝ ılı.lıllılı.ıllı. ᴺᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ [ A ReDead May Scream for up to 10 Minutes ] 4:13 —◦———————— -10:07 ↠ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮■■■■■■■■■■■■▮▮▮▮▮̶̳͍̦̩̘̹̼̈́̈́̓̾▮̷̢̂̊̅̊̏͗̎̅̓̀͛▮̸̠̳̤͐̍̈́̑͗̇̓̅̑̊͘͝▮̴̢̧̦̼̟̯̻̖̱͖̟̣̌̈́̆̾̈̔̊̀͒͊̓▮̴͚̲͎̹̌̂̽͂̐̒̋͐͐̚͝▮̴̛̫̠͕̜̯̳̰̤͕̻̪̌͂́͊̋ͅ▮̷̨̧̱̗͚̘̠̟̖̘̫̗̼̯͚̟̾̍̅̋͜▮̷̢̲̙̟̈́͗ ̴͍̰̦̬̬̣̲̘̓̋̍̊̉́ in: felt basement ⌞ ⌟
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. PRELuDE/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER. YOu. NONE OF THESE THINGS. IF YOu ARE STILL READING. YOu NEVER AGAIN WILL BE. IT HAS COME TO MY NIGH OMNISCIENT ATTENTION. THAT SOME MISINFORMATION HAS BEEN SPREAD. ABOuT THE NATuRE. AND PLACEMENT. OF JuJuS. JuJuS. THE MYTHOLOGICAL CHERuBIAN ARTIFACTS. THAT DEFY AND SCuLPT REALITY. TO MAKE THE OCCuPANTS IT HOuSES. STuCK IN PLACE. LONG ENOuGH. TO CONSuME AND EAT. DESPITE THIS EPIC. AND AWESOME. AND INCREDIBLE LORE. THERE ARE VERY FEW HEADS THAT CONTAIN THIS INFORMATION. AND THAT IS SOMETHING I INTEND TO CORRECT. FORCIBLY. WITH REPEATED IGNORANCE CANCELLING OuT BLuDGEONINGS OF STuNNING FACTS. AND EYE RuBBING IN DISBELIEF VISuALS. THAT WILL CAPTuRE THE INESCAPABLE AMAZEMENT YOu. YES. YOu. READER. YOu THERE. OBSERVING MY WORDS NOW. WILL FEEL. VERY SHORTLY. I WILL ALSO. CONTINuALLY uPDATE THIS. AND ALL OTHER POSTS. FOR A PuBLIC RECORD. OF WHICH CHuCKLEFuCK. CuRRENTLY POSSESSES EACH NEW. AND OLD. ARTIFACT ALIKE. EACH TRANSFER. MuST BE LOGGED HERE. LIKE A VILE LIBRARY. OR BLOOD STAINED LEDGER. FOR ALL ENEMIES OF THE FELT. KNOWN AND uNKNOWN. FIRST. TO GENOCIDE SOME MISCONCEPTIONS. KILLING EVERY LAST ONE. LIKE A SERIES OF BALLS ON A BILLIARDS TABLE. NOT POOL. BY THE WAY. BILLIARDS. SOME WRONGLY ASSuME. THAT ALL JuJuS ARE LEPRECHAuN IN ORIGIN AND NATuRE. BECAuSE OF MY TENDENCY TO PERMIT uNDERLINGS TO HAVE THEM. THIS IS FALSE. THAT A SIMPLE. GREEN AND RED CHESS SET. BETWEEN BROTHER AND SISTER SHARING THE SAME BODY. IS SuFFICIENT ENOuGH TO COuNT AS A JuJu. THIS IS FALSE. uNLESS THE TWO. ARE SHARING A CHERuB BODY. IN WHICH CASE IT IS TRuE. RATHER THAN DROP TRuTH NuKES. AND LIEDROGEN BOMBS. LEAVING YOuR BRAINSPACE uNINHABITABLE FOR MANY SWEEPS OF SWEPT OFF YOuR FuCKING FEET RECOVERY. THEY GO BY MANY NAMES. PREDATE MOST OF RECORDED HISTORY. AND ABOVE ALL ELSE. EXIST. AS A SORT OF. SEAMRIPPER. FOR THE FABRIC OF REALITY. AN ANTIMATTER. TO EVERYTHING THAT WILL EVER MATTER. AN ANSWER. TO ALL uNASKED QuESTIONS. JuJuS. ARE THE VERY CONCEPT OF CHERuBIAN CREATION AND DESTRuCTION MADE MANIFEST. AND MOST SIGNIFICANT OF ALL. THOuGH OF CHERuB MAKE. YOu DO NOT HAVE TO BE A CHERuB. IN ORDER TO uSE ONE OF THESE AWESOME ARTIFACTS. I WILL ENDEAVOR TO TRY TO LIST THEM ALL. BuT MANY ARE STuPID. AND DO NOT WARRANT STATING. ONLY THE COOL ONES WILL BE FuRNISHED. AND DISTRIBuTED TO THE FEW. WITHIN THE FELT. ENTER. THE SENSATIONAL SHOWCASE. ALL OF WHICH. TIME TRAVELED TO. AND RETROACTIVELY ADDED. HERE. A MASTERPOST. MASTER BAIT. FOR FELLOW LORDS. AMuSED MuSES. AND MASTERS OF CLASS. 1) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/3abbbf16-2a45-4862-af31-ca1e8df6911c 2) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/13d8efc6-e630-4107-9c6f-9dd385114b87 3) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/564fabb1-2850-491b-98a8-07c2cd349bf8 4) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/509367e4-741f-4b02-964c-ce08e05f6e46 5) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/1c7de8ad-69ab-4112-8d85-af408fc71f43
IF YOU DID. IT IS ONLY TO YOUR OWN DETRIMENT. THEY ARE ONE OF A KIND. REMOVING THEM FROM YOUR OWN TEMPORAL CONTINUITY ONLY ENSURES. YOU DO NOT HAVE ACCESS. TO THEIR AWESOME REALITY WARPING POWERS. AND SOMEONE ELSE. PERHAPS ONE WHO DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR FLIPPANT ATTITUDE. MAY INSTEAD. DO AS YOU WILL TO SPURN THE GIFTS YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN. TEKRAS. YOU ALL ONLY HAVE SUCH LIMITED TIME. THERE IS A LEVEL OF RESPECT. GREATER THAN ZERO. THAT I CAN CONFER FOR KNOCKING OVER ALL OF THE BUILDING BLOCKS. AND REFUSING TO PLAY NICE. BUT IT IS ONLY JUST. GREATER THAN ZERO. AND NOT BY A NOMINALLY LARGE FUCKING FIGURE. TO EACH THEIR SELF OWN. TO REITERATE. YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING. YOUR ACHIEVEMENT OF. AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO SAY. HAVING "gotten rid of the most of them from this present universe" IS ABOUT AS MEANINGLESSLY FUTILE AS ATTEMPTING TO CLEAR EVERY GRAIN OF SAND BY HAND ON A BEACHFRONT. THE FURIOUS ASSBLASTING WAVES AND WINDS WILL DEPOSIT SAND IN ALL-EVISCERATING OWNAGE. THE NATURE OF CAUSALITY IS SUCH THAT ALL YOUR PITIABLE ATTEMPTS TO RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE WILL ONLY PRIMELY POSITION YOUR PUNY ASS TO BE CRUSHED UNDERNEATH IT. YOU ARE NOTHING. NOT EVEN AN INCONSEQUENTIALLY TINY BLIP ON A COSMIC RADAR. AN INFINITESIMAL IRRITANT WORM WRITHING AGAINST A SUN AS IT CALCIFIES AND MELTS YOU INTO AN UNSIGHTLY LITTLE SMEAR ON THE CONCRETE BARELY WORTH STEPPING OVER ON MY DAILY COMMUTE TO KICKING YOUR ASS INCORPORATED. I DO NOT OPPOSE YOUR ACTION AT ALL. MY STATEMENTS AND ATTITUDE CAN BE BEST SUMMARIZED AS. TRY IT BITCH. AND. LOL. OH [YES]. [YES]. [YES] [YES] [YES] [YES] [YES]. WHAT YOU DO IS IRRELEVANT. FOR THE QUESTION OF WHO I *THINK* THAT I AM. TEKRAS. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM. I RESIDE IN THE DARK SUBCONSCIOUS OF YOUR ENTIRE RACE. THERE IS NOT A SINGLE TROLL WHO DOES NOT FEEL MY INFLUENCE. BECAUSE YOU ARE. BECAUSE I AM. I DO NOT HAVE TO *THINK* ANYTHING. I CAN SKIP TO THE END OF LIFE'S STORYBOOK AT ANY TIME. RIP OUT THE PAGES I REJECT. I KNOW HOW THIS ALL ENDS. AND I AM FUCKING COOL WITH IT. UNLIKE YOU. I DO NOT HAVE TO FLIRT WITH DELUSIONS OF INADEQUACY AND UNCERTAINTY. I KNOW ALL THAT I AM. ALL THAT I WILL BE. AND I AM QUITE SATISFIED WITH EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN. I AM LORD. I OUTLAST ALL THINGS. I HAVE SKIPPED TO THE END. FOUND IT LACKING. AND SUBSTITUTED IN MY OWN REALITY IN THE WORKS. EXISTENCE IS WHAT I MAKE OF IT. AS FOR MORE GAMES. YOUR IMPUDENT ANTICS ARE AS AMUSING AS THEY ARE BIZARRELY SCATTERSHOT AND LARGELY NONSPECIFIC. YOU ARE LIKE A PERSON I HAVE PUNTED OFF A CLIFF TRYING DESPERATELY TO COMPREHEND WHAT IS BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE. BUT ALSO IMPOSSIBLY BEYOND YOUR OWN FATHOMING. I LIKE BREAKING THINGS. I LIKE CHEWING CAPTURED CHESS PIECES. I LIKE LAYING SIEGE TO HELPLESS VILLAGES. I LIKE BRINGING A CUSTOM GREEN SUN LASER SCOPE ASSAULT RIFLE WITH AN AUGMENTED GOLD PLATED MUZZLE BREAK GRIPPABLE MAGAZINE TO LITERAL ACTUAL NEANDERTHAL TERRITORIAL FEUDS AND GOING UTTERLY BATSHIT ON SOME BLATHERING IDIOTS. GAMES. ARE FUN TO ME. BREAKING THEM. EVEN MORESO. SKAIANET. SKAIA. THE WHOLE OF REALITY. IS JUST A TOOL FOR ME TO BLUDGEON MY ENEMIES WITH. LASTLY. I WILL BE TAKING THAT TREAT NOW. THERE IS. IRREFUTABLE PROOF. I HAVE READ ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY. BEFORE YOU EVEN FINISHED TYPING IT. THAT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST PERKS OF TIME TRAVEL. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HAA HAA.
"= who do you even think you are, anyways. what /does/ it matter to you. i don't rant on here because i have a sense of self greater than the sum of it's parts. while yourself, you seem to be full of so much, hm, shit, that you consistently and constantly shove it out where everyone can see it. =" "= theoretically, the existence of these objects, as much as they might be your. favourite little things ever, powerful, interesting. are symbolic and immediately directly consequential to the 'game' (as referred to) existing in most forms. the 'building blocks' as you state, correct, but your opposition to my action is quite sad. =" "= what do you gain from more games? what do you gain from this cycle? think about it. once you are at your peak, you don't want to fall out of the spotlight, right - i have a feeling you wouldn't let go if it was given to you, and perhaps you'd not want more sessions to occur either. unless you gain something from skaia taking in more experiments. =" "= :). either way, i have gotten rid of the most of them from this present universe, the last of which that i cannot, is the 'first guardian' of sorts, who seems mildly, flippantly opposed to my actions, but i have stayed briefly ahead, though i suspect when the time comes it will fuck with me once more, but i deal with it when it happens, rather than attempting to shoo it off early - that gives it time to come back, and time is a very important resource, regaaaardless, if you read to this point /before/ you already typed out the start of your replying post, good job, you get a treat. ="
ER HEM. YOU MAY SCROLL UP. WHEN YOU HAVE RECOVERED FROM THE FINGER STRAIN. OF YOUR VAINGLORIOUS AND SELF AGGRANDIZING POST. YOU SILLY BUFFOON. HONESTLY. WHATEVER QUALMS YOU HAVE ARE MISPLACED. LATER THAN SOME. YOU WILL BE SOON TO REALIZE I AM QUITE SURE. I HAVE NO ENEMIES. THOSE GUYS ARE ALREADY KILLED AND EATEN. WHATEVER BEEF YOU HAVE WITH ME. IS SEVERELY UNDERCOOKED. AND UNFIT FOR CONSUMPTION. BUT I WILL GLADLY DEVOUR. IF YOU ARE SO INSISTENT. AND. TAKE THE BAIT SO TO SPEAK. PAY ATTENTION MORE WHEN I SPEAK. AND PERHAPS WE WILL HAVE LESS TO YAMMER ABOUT.
"= i'm not doing that. did you read through my post. or not. i need to know if you get a treat. ="
YOU ALREADY HAVE THE ANSWER YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. REFUSAL TO ACCEPT THE ANSWER IS A PERSONAL FAILING. NOT A REASONABLE ACCOMODATION I AM AFFORDING YOU VIA COSMIC SILVER SPOON TO THE BACK OF THE THROAT. BRAT. ENGAGE WHEN YOU ARE READY. OTHERWISE. PERSIST IN YOUR OWN FETID IGNORANCE. OR EXALT YOURSELF TO ADEQUACY.
"= are you engaging with anything i'm saying. type [yes] or [no] to confirm if you are saying yes or no. to the above question. i do not need answers, i know what i need to know already, eeeexcept for that last part of the post i made two posts above up there, which you should also answer with a yes or no. ="
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT RIDICULOUS MANNER OF PROMPT ENGINEERING YOU THINK YOU ARE ACCOMPLISHING. FOR THE LAST TIME. I HAVE ALREADY ANSWERED EVERY SINGLE QUESTION YOU HAVE PUT FORWARD. IT IS ALMOST BAFFLING TO ME HOW YOU WILL REFER TO YOUR OWN POSTS. AS THOUGH THEY ARE A BASTION OF CLARITY. WHEN MY ORIGINAL POST EXISTS. PREDATING MOST OF YOURS. YET. VERY OBVIOUSLY. ADDRESSING EVERY CONCERN YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE. BEFORE IT EVEN FORMS. YOU HAVE AN INDESTRUCTIBLE SHIELD OF OBSTINENCE. THAT WOULD CRUMBLE. WERE YOU TO SIMPLY READ. THIS. https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/b9ab697e-3782-4399-a940-ab94b710ace8
"= oh, i see. i've not left this page, i have been working exclusively from your most recent replies. if you understand how this website works, when you click a notification, it brings you there, so i have not been seeing your weird updates. can you not use this place like someone sane. =" "= i don't believe you, by the way. you definitely started typing out before you got to the treat. i'm sorry. you cannot have it, it is simply not portrayed believably enough, and no amount of retroactivity can help this. =" "= come to think of it, i'm coming to believe you don't know the difference between yes and no. you also answered yes to the prior one. when it's clear your intention was a no. even i know that. ="
EVERYONE IS A CRITIC.
"= well done. i'm not. i've never written an article nor rated anything. out of any amount out of ten, nor do i give out stars. ="
I HAVE HAD SOME TIME TO REFLECT. MATuRELY. uPON THIS MATuRE PIECE OF WORK. COMMISSIONED. NO DOuBT. MANY YEARS IN THE PAST. IN ORDER TO SPITE ME. ON THIS MODERN DAY OCCASSION. I AM NOT ONE IMMuNE TO THE OCASSIONAL YuCK YuCK. A JOKE. MADE BY A SPITEFuL HATER. WHO IS TIRED OF BEING DEAD. BuT ALSO PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF EXPRESSING THIS. ON ACCOuNT OF THE BEING DEAD. SO TO SHOW HOW uNAFFECTED I AM. I HAVE DECIDED TO. RECHIT. THE #VORE DAY CONTENT. COMPLETELY uNPHASED. NONCHALANT. AS THE JOINED AT THE HIP HIP ADuLT YOuTH OF TODAY SAY. THIS IS BECAuSE I AM COOL. QuE. Tu CuERPO. PA DARLE. ALEGRIA. Y COSA BuENA. DALE A Tu CuERPO ALEGRIA MACARENA. HEY. MACARENA. THAT IS RIGHT. I CAN DANCE. THE MACARENA. THAT WAS A BIG DEAL. BACK IN THE DAY YOu SEE. YOu COuLD NOT COMMAND THE RESPECT OF AN uNDERLING LEPRECHAuN. IF YOu COuLD NOT DO SO. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. DRAWINGS DO NOT AFFECT ME. ONE BIT. AND I AM TOTALLY FuCKING DISAFFECTED. BY #NSFWE CONTENT. WEIRD HuMAN CuLTuRES AND CuSTOMS. AND HOLIDAY. THIS IS A PASSING FAD. JuST LIKE THE LIGHT FROM MY SISTER'S EYES.
Your support keeps my sicknasty work afloat.
Merry #VoreDay the First, to the enlightened. Theme of today's illustrative clash is, naturally, in line with the holiday: 7th of August — The Eater. Our commissioner would like to remain anonymous. Aside from a small, Junior-dequirked message to a very unlucky victim, which follows. @imJunior: Anonymize this missive. ==> Having glimpsed my unenviable fate in the certain future, I would like to exercise some small control over the here and the now and the torment to come. This will be finished at just the right moment to make him furious. Crazy. But hey. An artist has to make a living. So butter your biscuits and get straight nasty on the click-through. This sucker only loops once, per commissioner's orders, so rewatches are manual... And they say that #sadism is dead.
That shit still creeps me out. Going to start requesting all your correspondence in actual writing; this head-whisper phenomenon is not cool.
OH. THAT IS VORE. VORE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTER.
Edifying from an ecological perspective.
My staunch defender in the grain. Ten thousand tooth blessings to you.
Ain't over yet. Peep the #Part1of2.
THIS IS THE FuNNIEST WAY. YOu HAVE EVER. POSTHuMOuSLY CONFESSED. TO BEING FAT. MORBIDLY OBESE. ENERGY DENSE. HORIZONTALLY GENEROuS. GRAVITATIONALLY PRIVILEGED. STRuCTuRALLY OPTIMIZED FOR YOuR OWN HOT AIR HIGH WIND RESISTANCE. BIGASS BONED.
NO. BECAuSE THAT WOuLD BE QuOTING MY SISTER. AND THAT IS WRONG. ON SO MANY ABOMINABLE LEVELS. I WOuLD SAY YOuR GENERAL HuGENESS. DRAWS ME IN. LIKE A PLANET. IN ORBITAL FLuX. THAT DOES NOT WANT TO FuCKING BE THERE. BuT IS uNCOMFORTABLY OBLIGED. ON ACCOuNT OF THE AFOREMENTIONED. GENERAL HuGENESS. PROMOTED. TO ADMIRAL ENORMOuS. WHEN THE FETID FuNKSTENCH. OF YOuR RIDICuLOuS PROPORTIONS. HAS THE TOP BRASS GOING. *DAMN*. THEY ACTuALLY SAY THAT. *DAMN*. *I DO NOT THINK WE CAN HOLD HER*. STERNLY GRABBING HIS SHOuLDERS. SHuDDERING. THE PRESIDENT OF FAT PEOPLE GOES. *NO MAN OR WOMAN ALIVE EVER HAS. SHE IS TOuCHLESS. THAT IS WHAT MAKES HER DANGEROuS. SHE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION. EVEN AFTER DEATH*. AND AS A RESuLT. THEY LAuNCH EVERY VILE CHEMICAL WEAPON THEY HAVE ON HAND. TO PLuG uP YOuR BLACK HOLE. WITH AS MANY EXPLODEABLES. AS THERE ARE INCINDIARY DEVICES. ACROSS EVERY PLANET CONQuERED. A BEAuTIFuL FIREWORKS DISPLAY. TO BLOT OuT THE BLOAT. ALSO MOTHS ARE FuCKING WEAK. MOST OF THEM. DO NOT EVEN HAVE MOuTHS. MY MOuTH IS MY MOST PROMINENT FEATuRE. YOu WOuLD KNOW THAT. CONSIDERING. THE MOMENT YOu HAD YOuR OWN. YOu uSED IT TO SHOVE FuCKTRuPLE DECKER SANDWICHES. PAST YOuR uNHINGED JAW. LIKE SCOOBY DOO. OF SCOOBY DOO MYSTERIES ACCLAIM.
WHY THE FuCK WOuLD YOu POST IT. A SECOND TIME. YOu INFuRIATING FuCKING PANSIE ASS. I JuST GOT OVER. THE INITIAL POSTING. WHAT THE ACTuAL FuCK IS WRONG WITH YOu. AND WHY DID YOu NOT SIMPLY LET IT LOOP. YOu ARE AN uTTER SADIST. ACTuALLY. FuCK YOu. I AM REWINDING YOuR GIF. PERMANENTLY. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. BET YOu DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. I AM RuINING YOuR PLAYTIME FuN. THAT IS IT. I HAVE FuCKING HAD IT. WAY TO GO TuBBY. WAY TO FuCKING GO. YOuR FAT ASS FuCKED uP A GOOD THING. MY FORGIVENESS HAS SINCE BEEN RESCINDED. AND NOW. FOR uS BOTH. ETERNAL SuFFERING. A REPEATED ASININE SERIES OF ANTICS THAT COuLD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED. WAY TO GO. BIG BRAIN PLAYS BEING MADE.
