CALIBORN
@caliBorn
$$$CALIBORN. AN INVESTING GOD. CHAMPION CREATIVE. CHARITABLE DONOR. OF SEED. FuN. D. TO ASSES. GET THAT GREEN uP. THAT GREEN. BEING. OF COuRSE. MINE. QuITE EXPLICITLY. IN A FISCAL SENSE. 🚀 KILL YOuRSELF ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON. 🚀 BALD. RED EYES. CHEEKS WITH SWIRLS ON THEM. 6'4". FEMINIST.
#caliborngaming #cultofthedamned fanart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79a278945072.png
:33< too true!
yes.
MEN of WÖE~
yEAH i THINK SO,
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
I don't usually like your posts, but I am taking notes...
💠~ Sighhhhh. Yeah. ~💠
:o) hey did you have anyone in midn when you wrote this miss rankmaid hello
miiss rankmaid did you think of anyone
rankmaid-sama
hey miss rankmaid whio is this about
down boy! 0u0
:oX arf
THIS IS HUGE FOR ME. TO APPEAR ON THE ESTEEMED. BITCHES ONLY. #YURI TIER. WITH @ARCHIVEADDICT. PROBABLY #SCISSORING. THIS IS A COLOSSAL. WORLD DESTROYING. GODKILLING W. I NEVER IMAGINED. I WOULD ASCEND ABOVE 7. IN THE ORGANIZATIONAL CHART. IT'S AN HONOR. AS THE WISE ANCIENTS SAID. THE STUDENT BECOMES THE TEACHER. I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL MY VALUED PROFESSIONAL CONTACTS. @CALIBORN. 7. 8. 15. 4. @TACITURNTERROR. RANKYCHAN. VARIOUS CLOWNS. WHOSE NAMES I NEVER BOTHERED TO LEARN. OH. AND. OF COURSE. THE VITALLY IMPORTANT. AND PIVOTAL. @ARQUIUSPRITE. #NSFW
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐇𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠! A proud, family-managed enterprise operating outside the boundaries of narrative stability, the Felt is looking to renew an expansion initiative under the continued supervision of myself, pending direct oversight by Lord English of multiversal destruction fame. Applicants are encouraged to review the following qualifications before submission. Our standards are exacting. Applicants are expected to exhibit a certain cultivated flair. We are not interested in recruiting common goons who grunt through their problems akin to bovines wandering into traffic. We seek individuals with presence. Those among you who understand that presentation is not ancillary to violence, but rather violence's elegant twin sibling. A proper Felt operative should be capable of entering a room and causing discomfort or envy without speaking a single word. The best among you will manage it without even entering the room. Experience with temporal anomalies, organized tactics, occult practices, cue sports, assassination, extortion, psychological warfare, or narrative manipulation is preferred. Applicants capable of violating causality in a pleasing manner are especially encouraged to apply. Do not be embarrassed to specify your supernatural or otherwise absurd gimmick. Naturally, some may inquire as to workplace expectations. The only real requirement is professionalism. The Felt is an institution that values decorum, punctuality, and loyalty. One should arrive to assignments properly dressed, armed, and psychologically prepared for the possibility that one's coworkers possess foreknowledge of one's own death. Such circumstances should not interfere with productivity. You will find the work stimulating. At times, literally so. Gunfire is common, alongside paradoxes, doomed timelines, eldritch encounters, internal betrayals, and long stretches of deeply uncomfortable silence shared between dangerous individuals in suits so expensive entire civilizations had to culminate and work themselves to death to produce them. The benefits package is exceedingly generous. Employees receive a wardrobe stipend sufficient to maintain the organization's dignified chromatic standards. Resurrection leave is provided where applicable. Dental coverage remains available in stable timelines. You will enjoy access to private galas, exclusive social functions, and networking opportunities with aristocrats, immortals, and monsters of social standing. Few organizations offer advancement opportunities capable of transcending time itself. Some applicants may express concern regarding upward mobility. You will discover the Felt embraces meritocracy with admirable sincerity. Demonstrate your competence, survive impossible odds, assassinate your targets in a stylish manner, and your ambition will be rewarded. Of course, failure is punished. You will be guided, observed, curated, and cultivated with the same care one might apply to an ornamental species in a gilded laboratory. The Felt does not inherently promise safety, morality, or psychological wellbeing. What I offer is vastly more valuable. Importance. After all, obscurity is the closest thing your species has to true death.
... HANG ON. I'M. NOT BEING HELD TO THIS. JUST BECAUSE IT'S ON WRITING ON AN OFFICIAL FELT CHITT. RIGHT. HANG ON. WAIT.
LMFAO !!! Okay, Karkat. I won't. But you understand it would be really really funny if I did, right?
I AM RESCINDING MY HATE REACT JUST SO THAT YOU *REALLY* FEEL THE FULL BRUNT OF THE ATTACK WHEN I SAY THAT I AM "CLUBBING YOU" SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW.
(psst where are they applying? think i could be of use.)
HE’S FUNNY. @SCRATCHDOCTOR CAN WE HAVE HIM. HE CLEARLY HAS MANY DESIRABLE TRAITS. INCLUDING RAGE. JOKES. LOUDNESS. AND VOLUNTEERING TO BE THE JANITOR. MY LEAST FAVORITE HANDMAID TASK. PLEASE. PLEASE. HE CAN BE ON CHEW TOY TIER. WITH @ARQUIUSPRITE. ONEGAI.
WITH THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH AS MY WITNESS. YOU WILL BE THE ONE. IN THE MAIDLY MINISKIRT. BEFORE LONG. IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT. YOUR FATE IS SEALED. PENDING WORK APPROVAL.
You may inquire within my direct messages.
I will, of course, pay some mind to a recommendation from my trusted Handmaid.
:o) I second this. :o) I would very much like Mr. Vantas around :o) For a variety of reasons.
> hmm <
giovanni battista salvi da sassoferrato madonna and child c. 1650 oil on canvas https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e10c74b970d.png
uH HUH,,,
↗️LITERALLY "MOTHER".↗️
Straight to the bottom of the bathtub with that one!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Huh. ]
:o) ... i am so jealous.
WAH I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! KUROSU KUROSU KUROSU SHINE SHINE SHINE!CALIBURN-KUNS AATO IS SO SUBARASHIIIIIII (๑˙❥˙๑)(๑˙❥˙๑)(๑˙❥˙๑)(๑˙❥˙๑) —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
A VERY BIG CHARACTER MOMENT. FOR @digitalDaruma ႔ ႔ 💥🩸🩸<== <== - ————=デ┻︻ ᠸX X ⸝⸝🩸 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵🩸 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ #AibOuOhibition #GORE #A-GIFT #FOR #SOMEONE #DEAD #IN-RP #NOT-ACTuALLY. #EXTREME -GORE #VIOLENCE #DEATH #GuNS #GuNPLAY #BuLLETS #VISCERAL #VISCERA #HEADSHOT #ANIMALS #CRuELTY #ANIMAL-CRuELTY #FuRRY #FuCKER #FOX
｢ai-chan, your nee-chan wants to know why your kyuukyuukyuutie laserabeamu is pointed at this baka gaijin. ( ・－・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka gainjin means caliborn!]
GAINJIN? CAuGHT YOu. MIRIN. THESE GREEN PECS. THESE EGREGIOuS MuSCLES. THESE FuCKMASSIVE MANMMARIES. ISN'T THAT SAD? YOu CANNOT EVEN LOSE. IN DISGRACE. YOu HAVE TO INVENT NEW WAYS. TO BE HuMILIATINGLY STuPID.
[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: DAMARE!!!! IS ADVICE GIVEN TO. NEEIHT. BY NEEIHT. TAKEN BY NEEIHT. IT IS WORSE THAN CARVING. AN ENTIRE SuDOKu PuZZLE. INTO THE STOMACH. AND THEN COMMITTING. RITuAL SEPPuKu. WITH ONLY HALF OF IT SOLVED. LIKE THE LITTLE RuNAWAY COWARD. WITHOuT A SuBSCRIPTION.] [THAT. YOu. ARE.] #NSFW #GORE
｢kyuh.... gyuhhh... megane-san sees now... (ﾉ｀Д´)ﾉ you want fo finish our tatakai!｣ ｢*megane-san is addressed ONLY as megane-san because the east alternians only address their foe by surname... but nevertheless he adjusts his ai-chan happi and his... megane*｣ ｢kyaahhh...haa!! no more nigeru! boku wa... fighting you to the end!Σ(ﾉ`Д´)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tatakai means battle between gyood and evillu! nigeru means "running away!"... megane means... ( ・ε・) me!]
He drew me a picturekedo, I'm really happy! How come yOuO don't draw me anything Nee-chan? Do yOuO not love me enOuOgh —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
uNFORTuNATELY. YOuR TRAINING ARC BEGINS NOW. YOu WERE NOT STRONG ENOuGH TO FACE ME BEFORE. WHICH MEANS. YOu ARE NOT STRONG ENOuGH TO FACE ME NOW. NOTHING HAS CHANGED. LOOK AT yOuR TRANSLATOR'S NOTES. YOu ARE ALREADY EXPLAINING THE MEANING. OF RuNNING AWAY. RIGHT NEXT TO YOuR OWN NAME. THEY MAY AS WELL CALL YOu. MEGANRuNAWAY. BECAuSE. ME GAN WATCH YOu RuNAWAY AGAIN. WHEN THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF DANGER. PRESENTS ITSELF. YOuR SELFISH ACTIONS. ALLOWED FIVE MORE POSTS TO BE SENT. I SAID THE WORLD WOuLD BE DESTROYEED IN FIVE POSTS. IF I WERE POSTING. WITH MY FuLL POWER. THERE WOuLD BE NOTHING LEFT OF THE WORLD. AND NO ONE WOuLD HAVE ANYBODY TO BLAME IN THEIR HEARTS. BuT YOu. THAT IS SAD. AND PATHETIC.
｢gyuhhhhh... hai, caliborn-sensei! (*＾3＾)/～☆ real quicku! me gan watch you run away makes... imi fumei! ! ! (=д= ) gahhhh, kuso... but... ano... (*´-`) megane-san... always wants to connect with... more otaku!! (*/∀＼*) please, teach megane-san as your gakusei!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: imi fumei means "gyah, this is totally confusing me"! kuso means... tch... damn ( ￣-￣) (《-- kyool guy right there) ano means "ummm *_*", and gakusei means student! just like megane-san!]
SOME BITCHES. MAN.
mmHM! you said it..
WELCOME TO THEIR SHAMEFuLLY RANK RANKS. BITCH. EVEN AMONG BITCHES. YOu STINK.
THIS IS NOT THE SOME THAT YOu THINK IT IS. THESE BITCHES. ARE BITCHES. PHuNTR GuYNAX. THEY WILL TAKE YOuR MONEY. AND GIVE YOu NOTHING IN RETuRN. HAVE YOu CARRY THEIR THINGS. TO BACKBREAKING INTENSITY. AND CONFISCATE ONLY YOuR TIME. THEY WILL NOT KISS YOu. OR DRESS YOu IN GIRLY OuTFITS. AND CALL YOu PRETTY. THEY WILL PuNT YOu. TO THE SIDE. WITHOuT EVER INITIATING. A SINGLE PHYSICAL CONTACT. IN BITCHLY FASHION. DELEGATIGN ALL HARD WORK AND LABOR. YOu THINK THEY WILL SLEEP WITH YOu. THESE WOMEN. THESE. BITCHES. BuT THE SAD FACT OF THE MATTER IS. YOu ARE CHRONICALLY uNFuCKABLE. YOu WILL NEVER SCORE. AND THIS WILL ONLY PROVE TO HuRT YOu.
this would typically be entirely true be we are within seven days of my previous score so unfortunately your argument has fallen apart. this is like the one time in the history of this website where this doesn'T work. i like just got kissed last night. also minor typo. #phunt
RAISING THE CORTISOL. OF ALL SERKETS. BY DELIBERATELY EMPHASIZING THINGS. IN INCREMENTS OF SEVEN. I'M NOT HERE TO FuCK SPIDERS. MATE. #NSFW
YOu IDJITS NEED TO MANAGE YOuR BITCH RESOuRCES BETTER. WHAT THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN IT IS PAIL SEASON AND YOu DON’T HAVE. DICK FuCK ALL READY. LINED uP. FRONT TO BACK. ONE CONTINuOuS BuTTHOLE TO MOuTH CONGA. OF VIABLE ASS TO LECHEROuS LIPS. A BuNCH OF. COCK TEND CREATORS. TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES. TO BE A GuEST. ON YOuR BIG DICK TRIPOD CAST SHOW. WHAT DO YOu MEAN YOu HAVE NOTHING. I AM NOT EVEN A TROLL. AND I AM BETTER PREPARED. #NSFW
Yes Well I Get Hella Bitches So I Have Nothing To Worry About, I Think That Rushing People Only Results In More Issues Than Having Them Take Their Time.
This is certainly. Very phrased. My lord.
:o) YES MY LORD :o) YOU ARE PEERLESS. YOUR WORDS ALWAYS STRIKE INTO THE VERY CORE OF ME. :o) MY BODY IS MERELY A CONDUIT FOR YOUR #TRUE TO FLOW THROUGH :o) MAY YOUR WORDS RING THROUGHOUT THE COSMOS LIKE THE TOLLING BELL THAT HERALDS THE DOUBLE DEATH OF MILLIONS AND TURN ON THE POWER TO THE TILT-A-WHIRLS!
♯yourtruths are ♯excessivelygraphic but ♯chittr deserves ♯hardpills to ♯swallow
OH SuRE. SuRE. THE WOKE HALL MONITOR IS PRESuMABLY DROWNING IN A PLuRALITY OF BITCHES SO GREAT. THERE IS NO TIME TO COME uP FOR AIR. SCRAM. DORK ASS. GO CLEAN uP YOuR MOTHER GRuB’S PuTRID SHIT AND PuKE. RAISE A GRuB OR SOMETHING. YOu ARE TOO OLD TO CALL THEM BITCHES ANYMORE. THOSE ARE YOuR MILF PEERS. AND FELLOW SENIORS. AND THEIR HIPS ARE TOO AGED FOR CHILDREARING. EVEN RECREATIONALLY.
What Would You Prefer I Call Them Then? Ladies Works Fine I Suppose Along With Lasses Loves And Plenty More. And I'm Not That Old If That Is What You Are Trying To State
What I'm saying. All this shameless open solicitation, yearning, and outright holeposting and yet so few of these people can claim to have a single bitch at their disposal. Let alone an amount proportionate to all their mating yowls.
THE NuMBER OF NONZERO QuANTITY BITCH HAVERS. IN THE NuMBERS OF THEIR ILK. FAILS TO EXCEED. THE SINGLE DIGIT INTEGERS. IT IS BONE FuCKING DRY OuT THERE. AND I CANNOT FATHOM TOLERATING THEIR IGNORANCE ANY LONGER.
It's always the ones with the least amount of motion making the biggest racket with their nonexistent moves.
NONE OF YOu WILL EVER GuESS WHO THE FuCK I WAS AT MASQuERADE. BECAuSE I WON'T FuCKING TELL YOu. DEFEATS THE PuRPOSE OF THE MASK. DuH. #MISINFORMATION
顔を見なくても、誰であるかは分かる。ただ一番うるさくて鬱陶しいやつを見てれば、ソイツだ。
JOKES ON YOu. I HAVE A SOFT FALSETTO TONE WHEN I AM SLIPPING INTO CHARACTER. AS THE CHARMING AND DEBONAIR. OHOH. YOu SLY BITCH. YOu ALMOST GOT ME MONOLOGuING. WHAT A TREMENDOuS EFFORT. ENTIRELY WASTED.
TODAY. I HAVE PERFORMED A MIRACLE. @tropophilicCharades CAME TO ME. ON 🔇 LIPS. AND WORDLESSLY WHISPERED TO ME. IN NO uNCERTAIN TERMS. THE SILENT LOYALIST. WANTED. WHAT MANY OF YOu WANT. WHICH IS TO SAY. ⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴🇪🇳✨🔠. I WAS HAPPY TO GET STRAIGHT TO WORK. IMMEDIATELY. uTILIZING MY ARTISTIC TALENT. THE CRYPTIC CABAL. WAS ISSuED A BADGE OF HONOR. MY OWN ART. MY OWN HANDIWORK. MY OWN. MOSHING. OF PHOTOS. AND I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT BADGE. AN INSIGNIA FOR THE TRuLY WORTHY. THE TRuLY DESIROuS. THE TRuLY. TICKLED. PuRPLE. JuST DO NOT RIGHT CLICK AND OPEN THE IMAGE IN ANOTHER TAB. SOME TRuTHS. ARE BETTER OFF uNKNOWN ENTIRELY. FOR FuCK'S SAKE. IF YOu CONSIDER YOuRSELF WORTHY. IN DARK COMMuNION. TELL ME A JOKE. RIGHT HERE ONLY. AND IF I CRACK. A SMILE. OR MY KNuCKLES IN RAGE. YOu MAY HAVE IT. AND INITIATION. INTO THE DREAD DARK CABAL. OF THE 🙈🙉🙊. #ILLuMIMENAuTI #INITIATION #BADGERING #CALIBORNENuINE #COMMuNITY-ENGAGEMENT
What’s the difference between a pile of dead humans and a muscle car? I don’t have the car in my garage.
THIS MAY BE TRuE. BuT YOu DO HAVE. A SHINY NEW BADGE. YOu CAN DRIVE AROuND. WHEREVER YOu PLEASE. KILLING PEOPLE IS ALWAYS MORAL AND JuST.
Hell yeah! This is dope, thanks!
i have 0ne f0r y0u it is a real killer what is a r0b0ts fav0rite snack
INFORM ME.
micr0 chips
I WOuLD LIKE. YOuR SMALLEST BAG. OF MICRO CHIPS. PLEASE. SEE WHAT ALL THE ROBOT FuSS IS ALL ABOuT. IN THE MEANTIME. TAKE THIS BADGE. YOu HAVE EARNED IT. HOPEFuLLY. THE SIZE EXCEEDS THE CHIP COuNTERPARTS. RELINQuISHED FOR IT. MAY YOu EXCEED YOuR DATABANKS. IN MEMORIES MADE.
👋 👧 🫵 🔌 ⚡ ❓ 🙋 🙏 🫴 🛁🫵 🔪 💀
🫱 🫶 👆 ✍️ 🖕 🙌 👌
I DO NOT HIRE. WOMEN INCOMPETENTS. MEN INCOMPETENCE. OR. MENCOMPETENTS. MAKE FOR BETTER HENCHMENCOMPETENTS. THAN WENCHWOMENCOMPETENTS. THAT IS WHY. EVERY WOMAN WHO WORKS FOR ME. IS ACTuALLY COMPETENT. AND uNMITIGATED. IN THEIR BADASSERY. THEIR SINGLEHANDED SALIVATINGLY SALACIOuS CHARMS. AND ABILITY TO GET SHIT DONE. I AM VERY PRO WOMEN. IN THAT. I ONLY SPEAK TO PROFESSIONAL WOMEN. LOSERLY WOMEN CAN GET FuCKED. THOROuGHLY THROTTLED. AND CAST INTO THE DuMPY ASS DuMPSTER OuT BACK. #NSFW #VIOLENCE #SEX-VIOLENCE #SEX-VIOLENCE-PERFORMED-BY-ME #SO #NSFWE
:o) I will be happy to escort them from your presence, my Lord!
LIKE THE EYE OF SAuRON. I CAN SEE YOu. WHEN YOu HATE. AND uNHATE MY POST. LEAVE IT. I EARNED YOuR IRE. SHE-SKANK. https://i.imgur.com/3wVkJRr.png #NSFWE #EYE #SEE #YOu
I’m not a host by nature, darling, I’ve made that quite clear. I can fill the role quite excellently when needed, however! I am but a humble guide, and a loving Mistress of Time.
:o) She is NOTHING to you, my Lord! :o) Nothing but an afterthought :o) To be discarded!
FuCK YOu MEAN "MISTRESS" OF TIME. THERE IS NO "MISTRESS" TO TIME. THERE IS A LORD OF TIME. THAT WOuLD BE ME. THERE IS A NICK OF TIME. THAT WOuLD BE THE MASTuRBATORILY SWEAT SHEATHED CHEST. OF NICOLAS KIM COPPOLA CAGE. THERE IS A WASTE OF TIME. THAT IS RESPONDING TO YOuR SHIT CHIT OF CHAT. YOu WILL NOTICE. ALL OF THESE. HAVE SINGLE SYLLABIC BREAKDOWN. THAT IS LIKE. THE ONLY RuLE FOR RESPECTABLE GOD TITLES. IT IS ALWAYS. ONE SYLLABLE EACH. YOu FuCKING MORON. I HATE YOuR TITLE. I REJECT IT. IT CONFERS YOu. NO SPECIAL POWERS. AND YOu REMAIN. AN uNHATCHED EGG.
YOu ARE RIGHT. DO ME A FAVOR. STAND BETWEEN uS. AND OBSTRuCT MY VIEW OF THIS DIPSHIT. I WANT TO STICK MY FINGERS IN YOuR MOuTH. AND FINGERPAINT WITH YOuR SALIVA. AND A TOuCH OF MY OWN. TO REARRANGE YOuR MIRTHFuL FACIAL ARRAY. INTO SOMETHING THAT CAN BETTER SOOTHE. AND ENTERTAIN MYSELF. YOu WILL BE MY DISTRACTION. FROM THIS WOMENCOMPETENCY.
It’s a self claimed title, darling, one I’ve fought long and hard throughout my timelines existence to keep!
:o) haahhhhh :o) OF COURSE, MY BEAUTIFUL, MOTHERFUCKING LORD :o) YOU WILL SEE HIDE NOR CUEBALL OF THIS UGLY BITCH. :o) So sayeth the Great and Terrible Kurloz.
YOu HAVE TO FIGHT. TO KEEP A SELF CLAIMED TITLE? HAA HAA. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HOLY FuCK. YOu CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT uP. YOu COuLDN'T GET THAT OuT OF ME. WITH WATERBOARDING. AND ACTuAL TORTuRE. THAT IS ACTuALLY FuCKING STuPID. NEWSFLASH. DITSY DIP SHE-IT. YOu DO NOT ACTuALLY HAVE TO FIGHT. TO PRESERVE SOMETHING. ONLY YOu CARE ABOuT. YOu ARE SHADOW BOXING YOuRSELF. ACROSS TIME. AND STILL MANAGING TO BE. THE BIGGEST. FATTIEST. MOST ARTERY CLOGGED LOSER. HOLY FuCK. I AM GOING TO PEE. THIS IS RICH.
Oh, dear, are you spoiling yourself? Are you perhaps going to need a new diaper, then? I would expect you to have to go through quite a few. Heehee.
YOu MEAN SOIL? YOu CANNOT EVEN SHIT TALK THE BABY DIAPER SHIT ROuTINE PROPERLY. HOW ARE WOMEN ALWAYS SO BAD AT BEING WOMEN. THIS IS WHY MEN SHOuLD DO THEIR FAIR SHARE. OF THE HOuSEWORK. IF IT ALL FALLS TO ANNOYING SHRILLY DIPSHITS LIKE YOu. NOTHING WILL EVER GET DONE RIGHT. STICK TO CHANGING YOuR OWN DIAPERS. YOu CAN GRADuATE TO RIFLING THROuGH THE FOLDS. OF MY FLABBY ASSCHEEKS. WHEN THAT NuANCE NO LONGER ELuDES YOu. SKANK.
That was a test of how well you could read, darling! You passed this time, congratulations. I do know how horribly difficult using that little brain of yours can be!
I AM PARTIAL TO SKuLLFuCKING. BuT. WHEN THE SKuLL DOES THE FuCKING. DO YOu GET ME? IT FEELS. LIKE A KIND OF RETRIBuTIVE JuSTICE. A FACIAL. WITH ANATOMICAL CONSEQuENCES. IT'S. IT'S JuSTICE. OKAY. IMAGINE GOING YOuR WHOLE LIFE. BEING CALLED uNINSPIRED. TRITE SHIT. LIKE SKuLL FACE. OR BALDY'S BASIC BITCH. OR BONEHEAD. NOW WHO IS. THE SKuLL FACE. YOuRS. IS PARTIALLY EXPOSED. THAT MuST HAVE HuRT. HuH BITCH. HuH BITCH. HOW DO YOu LIKE IT. HOW DOES THAT FEEL. BONEY. BONER. ER. HOW DOES THAT FuCKING FEEL. NOW WHO IS. BALD. AFTER I HAVE SNATCHED YOuR WIG. SO THOROuGHLY. THE SCALP. IS ALL THAT IS LEFT. HOW DO YOu FuCKING LIKE IT. #NSFWE #GORE #BODY-HORROR #KARMIC-SuTRA #EYE-HORROR #GRAPHIC-VIOLENCE #BODILY-MODIFICATION #DEFORMATION #SKuLLFuCKING #PARTIAL-DISMEMBERMENT #DISMEMBERMENT
:o) A wonderful, amazing fantasy, my Lord! Let us rejoice!
:o) I would be honored :o) To help you fulfill this want :o) My Lord please.
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