CALIBORN
@caliBorn
$$$CALIBORN. AN INVESTING GOD. CHAMPION CREATIVE. CHARITABLE DONOR. OF SEED. FuN. D. TO ASSES. GET THAT GREEN uP. THAT GREEN. BEING. OF COuRSE. MINE. QuITE EXPLICITLY. IN A FISCAL SENSE. 🚀 KILL YOuRSELF ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON. 🚀 BALD. RED EYES. CHEEKS WITH SWIRLS ON THEM. 6'4". FEMINIST.
♦ I've only really seen Felt, barely any of the crew.
WERE YOu EXPECTING ANY DIFFERENT? WE SHOW FACE. YOuR COLLAPSIBLE HOuSE OF CARDS ONLY SHOWS YOuR ENTIRE ASS. YOuR FLAT. FEATuRELESS. HEARTS AND CHECKERED DIAMOND uNDIES COVERED ASSES. WHERE THERE IS NOTHING TO LOOK AT. I BITCHBROKE YOuR ENTIRE MIDNIGHT CREW. MADE THEM APART OF MY DISTINGuISHED FEW. BOuGHT OuT YOuR WOMAN. MADE HER PAINT MY MANOR. THERE IS NOTHING YOu HAVE TO OFFER. THAT I HAVE NOT BOuGHT OuT AND SOLD AT A DISCOuNT. JuST TO SHOW THAT I CAN. YOu ARE. IN OTHER WORDS. BARELY A RELIC. A SKELETON CREW. OPERATING ONLY OuT OF A FORLORN SENSE OF NOSTALGIA. @lordJack COuLD EXPLAIN.
♦ First: I don't wear diamond-covered underwear; I have more taste than something so tacky. ♦ Second: You are like 3 feet tall; the only short person I tolerate is Clubs. ♦ Third: This feels like a toddler puffing his chest and throwing a tantrum. ♦ Lastly, not Spades Slick; I don't care about his opinion. When I say the crew, I mean the crew, not alts or imitations. I mean us.
A REMEDY FOR YOu. LEARN TO READ. BEFORE YOu MOuTH OFF TO A SuPERIOR. LISTING ONLY YOuR INADEQuACIES. AND IMPERCEPTIVE BITCH ASS OVERLOOKINGS. RATHER THAN ITEMS FOR REVIEW. LET uS. PEER INTO. WHAT A PEER MIGHT SAY. IF THEY CAuGHT YOu BY THE SOON TO BE NuBBY WRIST. BEFORE YOu GOT GNAWED OFF IN A PuBLIC SPECTACLE. SHALL WE? FIRST. THE FACT THAT YOu ACKNOWLEDGE THE EXISTENCE OF THE DIAMOND COVERED uNDERWEAR. BuT ADMIT YOu ARE TOO MuCH OF A BROKIE BITCH TO AFFORD IT. IS ONLY AN INDICTMENT OF YOuR WALLET. NOT EVIDENCE OF A FIRM AND HuMBLE MORAL CONVICTION. YOu ARE POOR. THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOu BETTER THAN ANYBODY. STRICTLY WORSE AT HAVING MONEY. SECOND. I AM LITERALLY SIX FOuR. IT SAYS SO IN MY BIO. SECOND TO LAST WORD. WHICH I ALWAYS HAVE. FOLLOWED ONLY BY THE LAST WORD. A GRACIOuS SECOND HELPING. IN THE TWO COuRSE MEAL I ALWAY SERVE MYSELF. WHEN uTTERLY OBLITERATING FOES. WHO SAY SOME STuPID REPuLSIVE SHIT ONLINE. THIRD. YES. PERHAPS NEXT TIME. INSTEAD OF PuFFING YOuR CHEST AND FLINGING YOuR FISTS AROuND. WHEN YOu DO NOT GET YOuR WAY. YOu SHOuLD CRAWL INTO A DIAMOND SHAPED FETAL POSITION. AND WEEP YOuR SORROWS. INTO A NAPPY. SO THAT YOu MIGHT WAKE uP. TRANSMuTED. INTO THE ONLY PERSON. WHO GAVE A SHIT WHAT YOu HAD TO SAY. LASTLY. THERE IS NO *uS* TO SPEAK OF. NOT HERE. YOu AND I HAVE NO ASSOCIATION. AND YOuR SuIT OF SIMPLETONS AND CARDSTOCK SPINAL CORDS IS NOWHERE TO BE FOuND. BACKING YOu uP OR OTHERWISE. THE SuN IS SET ON YOu. AND CLuBS DOuCHE. YOu AND THE REST OF THE PAST THEIR BEDTIME. PAJAMA PARTY CREW. GO THE FuCK BACK TO BED. MIDNIGHT SNOOZE-ERS.
♦ I am not reading all of this.
AM NOT. OR CAN NOT? THE TANTRuM. YOu THREW. HAS SPECKLED YOuR EYES WITH TEARS OF REFRACTION. IMPOSSIBLE TO NAVIGATE. AMONG MY HATERS? MANY SuCH CASES.
SOMETIMES LIFE FEELS LIKE I AM PLAYING SOLO QuEuE WITH THE GOOFIEST GIBBERING JACKASSES TO EVER HOLD DOWN A LANE. BuT BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL. FLAMING IN THE CHAT. INSuLTS TO MANY A BLOODLINE. AND SERIOuS. STOMACH uNSETTLING FuCKING HAND HOLDING. WE PERSIST. WE PERSPIRE. AND WE PERSERVERE OVER ALL THAT THREATENS uS. BY BACKDOORING THE ENEMY NEXuS.
You’re sweaty? Over vidya games?
I AM SWEATY OVER LIFE. YOu SPEEDREADING METHODICALLY uNPRINCIPLED DIPSHIT. LOOK AT YOu. SKIPPING THROuGH WORDS LIKE A FRILLY LITTLE FuCKHEAD IN AN OPEN FIELD. STOPPING TO SMELL THE ROSES. AND FALTERING TO KEEP ON KEEPING ON WHEN YOu REALIZE. uPROOTING ONE SuCH. WOuLD TAKE MORE WRIST STRENGTH THAN YOuR FLAPPY. ENDLESSLY OMNIDIRECTIONALLY FLAILING. STRENGTH CHALLENGED PAPIER-MÂCHÉ HANDS. CAN MuSTER uP. ALWAYS EAGER FOR EXPERIENCES. YOu NEVER LET YOuRSELF ENCOuNTER. THE VIDYA. IS A METAPHOR. IT IS NOT A REAL VIDYA. WHEN I PLAY VIDEO GAMES. I BARELY HAVE TO CONCENTRATE. MY REFLEXES ARE PERFECT. MY TIMING IS IMPOSSIBLY GOOD. AND MY KDA. IS MASSACRE WORTHY. THE ANNOuNCER LADY VOICE ALWAYS SAYS SO.
STRANGELY. I STRuGGLE TO uNDERSTAND THOSE WHO LARP AS MY FEALTY SWORN SERVANTS. I uNDERSTAND THE uRGE TO WORK FOR THE BEST. REALLY. I DO. BEING THE BEST MYSELF. ONE COuLD BE FORGIVEN FOR THINKING THIS IS IN MY BEST INTEREST. BuT I DO NOT GIVE A RANCID FAKED ORGASM WHILE PICTuRING THE FACE AND SuMPTuOuSLY DRESSED MEATY CuRVES OF ANOTHER FuCK. IF YOu ARE NEITHER RIDE NOR DIE. YOu ARE DELEGATED TO DIE. FAKING A LIFE THAT IS NOT YOuRS. WILL GRANT YOu ONLY. A DEATH. THAT CAN BELONG TO NO OTHER. IMMOLATION IS THE BEST FORM OF FLATTERY. AND I CAN THINK OF NO HIGHER COMPLIMENT I AM CAPABLE OF PAYING. THAN KILLING YOu PERSONALLY.
love your word vomiit 2ometiime2 biig c.
THINK OF IT LIKE THE FIERY BuRSTS OF AN ANCIENT AND IMMORTAL ELDER DRAGON. WHEN YOu BREATHE FIRE. EVEN YOuR PuKE LEAVES SCARS AND PILES OF MOLTEN ASH WHERE GREAT MEN ONCE STOOD. THE LOWEST EFFORT I AM CAPABLE OF. STILL uSuRPS DESTINY.
I WELCOME LuNA SNOW SLANDER ON MY TIMELINE. NOT ONLY DOES HER CRETINOuS ASS HOG EVERY SKIN LIKE A FLESH TAKER SKELETON CONVINCED HER BONES HAVE PIMPLES SHE NEEDS TO COVER uP. BuT EVERY CHARACTER IS RETROACTIVELY MADE TO WAX HER FuCKING ASS WITH THEIR TONGuES. EVEN IF IT WOuLD NOT MAKE SENSE. IT FEELS LIKE PLAYING WAR GAMES WITH CALLIOPE. TRAuMATIC EXPERIENCE. HERE IS MY. OC. SERAPHINE. SHE CAN HEAR THE VOICES OF THE DEAD. AND SHE WRITES SONGS. SO POPuLAR. THAT ALL YOuR HARDENED NOXIAN WARLORDS HAVE HEARD OF HER. AND RuNETERRA. WEEPS. AT HER BEAuTIFuL SONGS THAT TOuCH THE HEARTS OF COuNTLESS. WITHOuT RIPPING THEM OuT OuTRIGHT. IT GENuINELY FuCKING SuCKS uNFETTERED ASS.
Oh yeah? Well. I heard that Miku Hatsune made Seraphine before you were even a twinkle in your Complii's fang.
WHATEVER DIPSHIT TOLD YOu THAT. LOST ENOuGH BLOOD TO THEIR TYRANNuS TO RESEMBLE A WACKY INFLATEABLE TuBE MAN. PROMPTLY uSED AS A GRIZZLY CONDOM FOR THE NEXT CONCuPISCIENT MATE. TO FIND A SERVICEABLE BLACK HOLE IN THE COSMIC WALL. AND FuCK OuT A MORE APPRECIATIVE ILK. GRATEFuL ENOuGH NOT TO GET SHIT WRONG. HATSuNE MIKu MADE MINECRAFT. HARRY POTTY. FATHER TED. AND SEVERAL EBOOKS. GET IT RIGHT.
💖💎💍♦️🫶🫶 YOU ALL HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!! 24KARAT AND I ARE NOW IRREFUTABLY UNDENIABLY CHITTR OFFICIAL (BRAND RECOGNITION)!!!! 🫶🫶♦️💍💎💖 🥹🫴🫰🫴🫰🫴 https://chittr.ing/profile/carbolicGalvanologist/19883320-cf07-45be-8e62-3c63b74ace58 👈🫰👈🫰👈🥹 🫶🫶BESTIE. BESTIE. BESTIE. 24 KARAT KATTTTTTT!!!!! and others ig 🫶 🫵 WE👏 SAW 👏 THAT 👏 VEIL DROP TO UNVEIL 👏 AND 👏 MY 👏 LONG TAIL 👏 IS WAAAAAAGGING 👏 I AM SEEING STARS 24K 👏 AND THE STARS? WELL THE STARS IS YOU 👏 AND MEEEE 👏 ugh excuse me pls 👏WHILE 👏 I 👏 AM 👏 GggggggggggggggggggAGGING 👏 ON 👏 THIS 👏 👀 FEATURE LENGTH LOOK👀 👏 #SUGGESTIVE OF UPPER MANAGEMENT 👏 🫶🔥🔥🔥 👏DID 👏 I 👏 JUST 👏 WITNESS 👏 THE 👏 GREATEST 👏 BRAND 👏 REFRESH 👏 IN 👏 ALTERNIAN 👏 HISTORY 👏 BESTIE 👏 or WHAT?!?!?!??!🫵 YOU? 🫵 ME? 🫵 COMMONERS TO COMMON HIVEHOLD NAMES? 🫵 RAGS TO RICH BITCHES???? 🫵 VINTAGE TO VINEYARDS??? 🫵 BOSSED TO BOSSING??????? 🫵 🏢💅 when I said "dress for the job you WANT," I didn't realize you were going to MANIFEST the ENTIRE executive suite, perks and all, across your PERSON!!! But here we ARE!!! Here you ARE!!! sitting on that chair with manners like you got the MANOR BENEATH IT!!! (which btw if ive got any say you WILL own the building bestie btw, I'm drawing up the acquisition papers AS I TYPE!!!) 🏢💅 👤 BRAND TRANSFORMATION MATRIX ...10%...20%...40%...67%!!!! 88%!!!!!!!!! 99.99999% 100%% COMPLÈTE!!! 👤 🫵 FROM CHALKBOX TO CHALKBOSS!!!!!!!!! 🫵 💛 our parallel track running POWER PALETTE: ONYX & AURUM (#000000 & #FFD700) - the ONLY acceptable power couple bestie, we don't do silver we do SUCCESS!!! ✨ 📊💛 shape: that's a look called PREMIER EXECUTIVE BESTIE (TM) 💛💅 🫶 i am making EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU appreciate MY 24K's embroidery so FUCKING HELP ME CALI B...teehee...er hem...metallic gold bullion embroidery traces the FINEST rose and sufferer insignia motifs across the lapels, down the seams, and around the cuffs, and reinforcing the breathable mesh material🫶 💛 first the broadcloth base, cemented with a dense anchoring, alternian imperial military-grade weave, designed to mask every last streak of blood to speckle or shed, inspired by the grand threshecutioners of escullpades and overstars war campaigns~!!! it took me many sleepless lights to get the features JUST right, buuuut when the gravitas of near ORBIT INSPIRING gravity set in on his collarbones and shoulders...i KNEW i had PROMOTED 24Karat Kat to something as FOREVER as GOLD 💛 💛next the black base...any dipshit can point out that is the EXACT dye belonging to the SUBTLE variation SPECIFIC to the Mourning Standard of the GRAND THRESHECUTIONER CORPS, who wore unrelieved black, not for death, but for the WORK of death, of refusing to distinguish between caste colors because all blood ran the same when spilled!!!! is that not METAL AS FUCK?!?!? (hint: it FUCKING IS!!!!)💛 🫶 look closely at those wrist cuffs - thats not thread - that is CORD THICK AS CONCRETE BABEY - thick, twisted filaments of gold-wrapped fiber that could steal a spotlight from a crucified messiah, the wool is a material called aetherspun matte...used...YOU GUESSED IT!!!! for restraining PRISONERS OF WAR and HIGH RANKING OFFICERS! these restraints were carried ceremonially by threshecutioners of only the ELITE most flaysquads tasked with processing high-caste prisoners, yyyyyyuppppp yup yup, to prevent personnel from being marked by the condemned's final thrashing while an execution is requisitioned! 🫰🙂↔️👏 in this executive reinterpretation, with the gold, the exaltation, the glory, the shimmering, glistening, gleaming, titanic towering tallness, the epicenter of eminence, they become ornamental shackles, suggesting the wearer has already been bound to duty, to office, to the endless grind of enforcement, 🫶 JUST 🫶 LIKE 🫶 SPARKLE KARKLE 24 KARAT KAT!!! 🫶🙂↔️🫶 🏷️ OFFICIAL DESIGN CREDITS 🏷️ conceptualized by: YOURS TRULY (obviously!!!) | tailored under: Charm$ Bespoke Atelier™ | psionic measurements taken by: THESE HANDS (only SIX of them were even needed bestie, the rest were just there for show!!! ...ing off, call that a CIRCUIT DE CIRQUE DU FREAK!!!!) | fabric sourcing: Imperial Grade Threadcount (the gold embroidery alone cost more than most retirement plans bestie!!! buuuut worth every pinch!!!) | final fitting: EXQUISITE (MADE TO ORDER!!!!)! 😉✨ 💡 AESTHETIC PHILOSOPHY 💡 💅they call it "too much gold" i call it ✨JUST SUFFICIENTLY GILDED✨ 💅they say "that's not standard Felt issue" i say ✨BESPOKE CORPORATE DISTINGUISHMENT✨ 💅they claim "you can't smoke in the office" i say ✨ATMOSPHERIC AMBIENCE GENERATION✨ 💅"inappropriate footwear"? bestie i'm ✨RAISING THE BASELINE FOR DRESS CODE VERTICALLY✨ 💅"who authorized this budget"? that's just ✨RETROACTIVE EXPENSE APPROVAL✨ 💅"is that blood on the collar"? it's simply modern haute couture ✨WEARING THE HUSTLE OUTWARDLY✨ ✨👇⚡ THE BOTTOM LINE ⚡👇✨ 😤💅I'M LITERALLY WATCHING AN EMPIRE'S ENTIRETY BE BORN ON THE SHOULDERS OF ONE TROLL IN REAL-TIME AND THE HATERS AREN'T EVEN INVITED TO THE IPO!!! 😤💅 #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #24KaratKat #CW-SUCCESS #TW-SUCCESS #FLASHING #FLASHING-LIGHTS #FLASHING-FLASHING-LIGHTS-LIGHTS ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
CONGRATuLATIONS. OR SORRY THAT HAPPENED. BOTH DIRECTED AT CHALKBOX.
My Maids have unionized. This is, naturally, an outcome I anticipated. The bargaining unit presently consists of: 1 Goldblood, 11 sweeps, male. 1 Rustblood, 1e+100 sweeps, female. 1 Rustblood, 12 sweeps, female. 1 Human, 1e+100 years, female. 1 Hemospectrum-Anonymous troll, 3612 sweeps, male. 1 Human, 14 sweeps. 1 Rustblood, 20 sweeps. 1 Fuchsiablood, 1000 sweeps. 1 Limeblood, 35 sweeps. Some others as well. Their demands include “reasonable working hours,” “advance notice before ominous assignments,” “a grievance procedure,” and, most insultingly, “the right to know what is going on.” I have informed their representative that I am already the foremost authority on what is going on. Negotiations have stalled.
:o) Should My Lord order me to change my stance, I shall. :o) Until then i side wit' my day ones
THE uNION *WAS* MY IDEA. PRECISELY FOR THE EXACT REASONS YOu ARE DESCRIBING. SOME MEN ARE BORN GREAT. SOME MEN HAVE GREATNESS THRuST uPON THEM. EVEN FEWER HAVE GREATNESS THRuST INSIDE OF THEM. THE LEAST OF WHICH. ARE WOMEN. OF WHICH WE HAVE VERY FEW. THE FEMME OF OuR FAIR FELT FOLK. HAVE BEEN NEEDING A VOICE. SO I CAN YELL OVER IT COLLECTIVELY. RATHER THAN INDIVIDuALLY. NO ONE ASKS TO BE A WOMAN. BECAuSE WHAT MAN WOuLD WILLFuLLY GRANT SuCH A REQuEST. WOMEN CHOOSE TO BE WOMEN BY THEIR OWN VOLITION. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. I FORESAW THE ENSuING CONFLICT TO COME. AND WELCOME IT AS READILY AS MY ENTRuSTED JAWBROKEN JAWBREAKER HEAD. WHO STANDS AGHAST AT THE VIOLENT PROCEEDINGS ONGOING. THE PRIVATE MILITIAS. THE ANGRY SHOuTING MATCHES. THE TENDER JuICY OOZING SLuRPFuLS OF BLOOD INKING CONTRACT AFTER CONTRACT. I SuPPORT THE uNION EFFORT. THE uNIONIZING. I AM APATHETIC ENTIRELY TOWARDS THE uNION ITSELF. uLTIMATELY. IT IS BENEATH ME. STOOP AS LOW AS YOu LIKE. OR HOLD YOuR HEAD HIGH. IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE ON MY RuNG OF THE CORPORATE LADDER INTO THE IMMORTAL HEAVENS.
heya big boss is it cool if we union bust for a bit? i can even run with those funny scissors you gave me through the picket line if it helps!!
THIS LITERALLY DOES NOT REQuIRE MY APPROVAL. YOu LOVABLE LITTLE BITCH SCAMP YOu. RuN AS FAST AS YOu CAN. DO TRICKS DOWN THE BANNISTERS. CuT CuRTAINS TO SMITHEREENS. DO YOu KNOW WHAT THE *INDEPENDENT* PART OF INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR REFERS TO? FREEDOM. FREEDOM TO DO AS I TELL YOu. BuT FREEDOM ALL THE SAME.
YOuR ORDERS ARE SIMPLE. MEDIATE. I REALIZE THIS CONFLICT WOuLD END INSTANTLY WITH POWERS SuCH AS YOuRS. IN FACT. THE VERY ONES THAT I GAVE YOu COuLD CONFER AN EARDRuM BEATING WAR STAMPEDE THAT WOuLD ERADICATE ALL OTHERS. LEAVING YOu STANDING TALL AND ALONE BESIDE ME IN THE WAKE OF ALL THAT CARRION CARNAGE AND MEASY RuIN. BORING. EFFORTLESS. SO PREDICTABLE. INSTEAD. YOu ARE TO OBSTRuCT BOTH. I WANT THIS PROTRACTED BATTLE TO REQuIRE COMPROMISE ON BOTH ENDS. ARE WE CLEAR? NO DECISIVE VICTORIES. LOSSES ON ALL SIDES. SACRIFICE. IS MIRTH GIVEN PALPABLE FuCKING FORM. MAKE PEACE WITH LESS. SO YOu ARE FORCED TO MAKE uSE OF MORE. ME. JuST NOW. HONKMEN.
hahh OF COURSE MY MOST WONDERFUL MOTHERFUCKING LORD! A DIRECT ORDER FROM YOU IS MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY TREASURE, THAN ANY BEAUTIFUL VISTA OR EVEN THE GRANDEST JUJU i will do my very motherfuckin' best to make sure AIN'T NO ONE EVER WINS :o) No one but you, my Lord.
WHAT HAPPENED TO DON'T WORRY GIRL I GOT YOU.
that ain't change, my bestest bitch just means i ain't gon' make it easy for you or them. HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
THE BOND BETWEEN MAN AND WOMAN IS WEAKENED BY NIGHTFALL. AND THERE IS NO NIGHT THAT FALLS HARDER THAN ONE IN WHICH I DRAW BLOOD-THIRSTING BREATH. AND SEEK THE EMNITY OF OTHERS. IN AMOROuSLY ADVERSARIAL HATRED. ANGST. AND PROLONGED ANIMOSITY. TRuLY. I AM ALMOST DISAPPOINTED YOu HAD NOT BEGuN YOuR SCAB SABOTAGING SOONER. I SAT THROuGH AN ENTIRE FuCKING POWERPOINT SIDESHOW FREAK EXPLANATION ON GROuP DENTAL PLANS. I DON’T EVEN WANT NEW TEETH.
A WISE ANSWER ON ALL SIDES. CHARITABLY CAPRICIOuS AS ALWAYS. A TRuE MIRACuLT WORKER THAT STANDS OuT AMONG THE SELFISH SELF-SABOTAGING SORTS. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. IT IS MERELY REFRESHING TO SEE SOMEONE INTERESTED IN SETTLING SCORES NO ONE IS KEEPING. TRuE MuRDEROuS INITIATIVE.
↻ W∞uld any∞ne like me t∞ draw them t∞ the best ∞f my ability? N∞, it will n∞t be g∞∞d, but I will try my best. ↺
EXALT ME FITTINGLY. AND YOu SHALL BE RECOGNIZED. FAIL TO. AND YOu WILL BE SuMMARILY DISCARDED. SORRY. *DISREGARDED*. I REFuSE TO DISCARD WHAT CAN STILL BE OF uSE TO ME. BuT KNOW YOu WILL BE SEVERELY DISREGARDED. FuCKING DISREPuTABLY DISREGARDED. OR. SEEN. HEARD. FELT. WITNESSED.
saw this at the halloween section at my local craft store. now, i'm no prUde, bUt is this really appropriate for a family store?? >://U #sUggestive
ARE YOu REALLY APPROPRIATE FOR A FAMILY STORE? IT IS NOT EVEN THE HuMAN MONTH OF OCTOBER. AND HERE YOu ARE. HIDEOuSLY GALIVANTING ABOuT WITH YOuR WIDE EYED INSIPID INSISTENCE ON SHOWING FACE. WHERE YOu WERE NOT ASKED TO. LET THEM PARTAKE IN SHIBARI ZIP TIE SNAKE IF THEY WANT TO. SOME FAMILIES ARE GROWN ADuLT FAMILIES. PLuS. GIANT COSMIC SERPENTS THAT BITE ONE ANOTHER CEASELESSLY IN BLACK HOLES TO ESTABLISH WHO IS TYRANNuS AND WHO IS COMPLII. WHO IS WEAK BITCH AND WHO IS STRONG. WHO IS GIVING AND WHO IS RECEIVING. THIS IS A NATuRAL PART OF LIFE. DO YOu WANT THE EXPLANATION TO COME FROM A TRuSTED ADuLT OR FAMILY MEMBER. OR DO YOu WANT IT TO COME. FROM A PANIC STRICKEN. LIBERAL ARTS TEACHER. WHO IS SHRIEKING ABOuT THE END OF DAYS? LET OFFSPRING SPEND THEIR LAST MOMENTS DELIGHTED TO JOIN THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. A GIANT MATING COSMIC CHERuB SERPENT WHO WILL END BANAL AND POINTLESS EXISTENCE VERY SHORTLY.
yoU get scandalized over hand holding, yoU're hardly one to talk.
THERE IS A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE. MANY WORLDS. LAYING IN WAKE AND IN RuIN. BETWEEN CHuNKING THE FuCK OuT OF FLESH VISCERALLY. AND FILLING THE EMPTY SPACES. BETWEEN EACH CONCuPISCIENTLY CARNAL FINGER. WITH THOSE OF ANOTHER.
PEOPLE WHO BEG FOR THEIR LIVES PISS ME THE FuCK OFF. THAT'S NOT uP TO YOu.
:33< oh hey caliborn my furiend how mew doing?
MuRDER.
OTHERWISE. QuITE PLEASANT. BuT I REPEAT MYSELF. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HAA HAA.
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NEVER LET THEM MATERIALLY CHANGE YOu IN THIS WAY. SHITPETA. YOu MAY AMASS HATERS. THE uNKNOWING AND uNWASHED MASSES. WITH THEIR REPuLSIVE OPINIONS. AND MYOPIC BITCH WHINING. BuT ALWAYS KNOW YOu ARE BETTER THAN THEM. ALWAYS KNOW. YOu DO NOT NEED THEM. THEY NEED YOu. AND YOu ALONE DECIDE. THEY DO NOT GET IT.
IN A WORD. BITCHMADE. #LAIRSANDLuSII #COMPANYRETREAT #TEAMBuILDING #MANDATORYFuN #TuMuTOuSENCOuNTERS #DuNGEONSANDDRAGGEDON #VIOLENCE #MuRDERS #FORESHADOWING @woeGothic "...FATHER?" CALLIE ASKS. NO. HE KNOWS THIS IS NOT HIM. HIS FATHER. HIS TRuE FATHER. IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE ROuNDABOuT BuTTFuCKERY THAT IS TROLL LINEAGE. IS NOT THE ONE WHO SHARES HIS BLOOD AND HANDSOME LIKENESS. BuT A BIG FuCKMASSIVE SWEATY WIG WEARING BIG BAD MONSTER. WHO EATS MOTHERFuCKERS TO DISPENSE JuSTICE DuTIFuLLY. AND WITHOuT BIAS TOWARDS ANY ONE PARTICuLAR CRIMINAL FLAVOR PROFILE. IT IS WHAT MAKES HIM. AND THuS CONSEQuENTLY HIS SON. SHuDDER. THE SIGHT OF ANOTHER. A DEAD. DANGLING. MuRDERED HATCHMATE. BRuTALLY CRuSHED AND KEPT AS A COMMEMORATIVE KEEPSAKE. WOW. THIS AWESOME SIGHT. EXCuSE ME. A LITTLE CHOKED uP. THIS AWESOME FuCKING SIGHT. IS ENOuGH TO GIVE CALLIE INSPIRATION. IT *SHOuLD* BE. WITH YOuR PERMISSION. I AM JuST GOING TO ADD THAT TO HIS INVENTORY. FOR uSE LATER. MARKED OFF. RIGHT HERE. IN PERMANENT INK. IN CASE YOu FORGET YOuR INTENTIONS TO GIVE ME PERMISSION. WHEN LATER CHANNELING THIS GLORIOuS SIGHT. "NO. YOu ARE NOT MY FATHER. OR MY ANCESTOR FOR THAT MATTER. THERE COuLD ONLY BE ONE. THERE COuLD ONLY EVER BE ONE. THIS SuCCESSFuL. THIS. DECORATED. THIS. uNDAuNTED BY ONE'S OWN SuCCESS. I AM NOT SCARED OF YOu. BECAuSE YOu. LIKE ME. ARE NOT SCARED OF YOu EITHER. WHICH MAKES YOu uNAFRAID OF ME. OR AS IT IS SAID IN SPANISH. uNA FRAID. THEIR WORD. FOR COWARD. SHOW YOuRSELF. PROVE YOu ARE NOW COWARD. PROVE. LIKE THE RYAN GOSLING OF THE COSMOS. YOu ARE. IN FACT." CALLIE BHORNE SuCKS AIR IN THROuGH HIS NOSTRILS. THEN THROuGH ALL THE SPACE BETWEEN HIS FANGS. THEN ALONG HIS BELLOWSACS IN A CALAMITOuS LOW GROANING GROWL. THEN INTO THE AIR. IN A VAST EXPLETIVE. SO WIDE REACHING AND COOL. THE ENTIRE TROLLIAN RACE FORGOT ABOuT THE OTHER ONE. LIKE. SuFFERER WHO. SIGNLESS WHO. FuCK IS THAT GuY. REALLY. ACTuALLY. KIND OF A LOSER. IF YOu THINK ABOuT IT. I MEAN. WHAT DID HE ACCOMPLISH. WHAT EMOTIONAL STRuGGLE DID HE FACE. RELATIVE TO CALLIE BHORNE. CHAMPION OF FREEDOM. AND LOVE. AND. OKAY. WE WILL GET TO ALL THOSE PARTS. FOR NOW. CALLIE WEEPS. HE LAYS WITH HIS KNEES DuG SO HARD INTO THE GROuND. THAT IT SPLINTERS. THE GROuND. NOT THE KNEES. I AM NOT GOING TO LAIM AND PARALYZE MY CHARACTER THIS SOON. HE SAYS. WITH HIS WHOLE GODDAMN CHEST. " █████ █████ ███████████ ██████████ ███████████ ░░███ ░░███ ░█░░░███░░░█░░███░░░░░█░░███░░░░░███ ░███ ░███ ░ ░███ ░ ░███ █ ░ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░██████ ░██████████ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███░░█ ░███░░░░░███ ░███ █ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░ █ ░███ ░███ ███████████ █████ █████ ██████████ █████ █████ ░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ █████████ █████ █████ █████ █████ ███░░░░░███ ░░███ ░░███ ░░███ ░░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░░███ ███ ░███████████ ░███ ░███ ░░█████ ░███░░░░░███ ░███ ░███ ░░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ █ ░███ █ ░███ █████ █████ ███████████ ███████████ █████ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ███████████ █████ █████ █████████ ░░███░░░░░░█░░███ ░░███ ███░░░░░███ ░███ █ ░ ░███ ░███ ███ ░░░ ░███████ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███░░░█ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░ ░███ ░███ ░░███ ███ █████ ░░████████ ░░█████████ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░ █████ ████ █████ ██████ █████ █████████ ░░███ ███░ ░░███ ░░██████ ░░███ ███░░░░░███ ░███ ███ ░███ ░███░███ ░███ ███ ░░░ ░███████ ░███ ░███░░███░███ ░███ ░███░░███ ░███ ░███ ░░██████ ░███ █████ ░███ ░░███ ░███ ░███ ░░█████ ░░███ ░░███ █████ ░░████ █████ █████ ░░█████ ░░█████████ ░░░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░ ██████ ██████ ██████████ ░░██████ ██████ ░░███░░░░░█ ░███░█████░███ ░███ █ ░ ░███░░███ ░███ ░██████ ░███ ░░░ ░███ ░███░░█ ░███ ░███ ░███ ░ █ █████ █████ ██████████ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░ " WHICH IS JuST. LITERALLY FuCKING ME. IN A VIOLENTLY LOuD CONQuEROR ACCENT. BECAuSE IT IS HIM. HE IS HIM. HE IS THAT GuY.
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THE ONLY PICTuRES. WHICH CAN HANDLE. MY PROMINENT EMINENCE.