CALIBORN
@caliBorn
$$$CALIBORN. AN INVESTING GOD. CHAMPION CREATIVE. CHARITABLE DONOR. OF SEED. FuN. D. TO ASSES. GET THAT GREEN uP. THAT GREEN. BEING. OF COuRSE. MINE. QuITE EXPLICITLY. IN A FISCAL SENSE. 🚀 KILL YOuRSELF ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON. 🚀 BALD. RED EYES. CHEEKS WITH SWIRLS ON THEM. 6'4". FEMINIST.
i ate so much chocolate #worthit
Lets hear it for the humble horse
MAY IT BREAK YOuR THROAT. WITH ITS OBLONG. DISTENDED COCK. SO WE NEVER HAVE TO HEAR YOuR VOICE SPOKEN ALOuD. ON ANY SuBJECT MATTER.
Whoa whoa whoa neighbor. First of all, you are obsessed with me and it is hilarious. Second of all, what the fuck
HORSE. COCK. BACK OF. NECK. THROAT. SPRAY. THREE WEEKS RECOVERY. TWO MONTHS. IF WE ARE BEING GENEROuS. WHAT ABOuT THIS ARE YOu TOO STuPID TO uNDERSTAND. YOu TuRGID BELLRINGING MORON.
I FEEL LIKE SOME POSTS. ARE LIKE SuICIDE BAITING STuPID PEOPLE. INTO COMMITTING INTELLECTuAL LIFESPAN FORFEITuRE. BRAIN AGE SHRINKAGE. I AM THE COLD BREEZY WIND. TO THE BALLS OF YOuR BANAL FuCKING INTLET BRAIN. IS IT COLD IN HERE? NO. YOuR HEAD IS JuST EMPTY. DuMB OF ASS. NO THOuGHTS. NOT FOR A CuTESY. BISHOuNEN SORT OF WAY. IN A FuCKSTuPID MORONIC SORT OF WAY. THAT MAKES YOu FEEL BAD. BECAuSE YOu ARE. AT HAVING HIGHER LATERAL THINKING TYPES OF THOuGHTS. LIKE MINE. HEART. CALIBORN.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUH YOU GOT IT BOSS! AND DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW SHARP YOUR FANGS LOOK TODAY?
AS SHARP AS THE BRAIN I uSE. AS THE VERITABLY BITCHING CAN OPENER. OF STuPID PEOPLE'S BRAINS. WHICH TASTE. ALMOST AS GOOD. AS FELLED INTELLECTuAL RIVALS. WHO KNOW FuCKALL ABOuT ANYTHING. BuT STILL RECOGNIZE MY GENIuS.
HEY. GAY PEOPLE. CAN I RECLAIM IT?
LIKE A FLY. TO FLYPAPER. MADE FOR BITCHES. I DID NOT EVEN HAVE TO SAY THE WORD. AND YET NOW. YOu HAVE HAD IT PSYCHICALLY TRANSMITTED INTO YOuR DuMB uNTHINKING MIND. YOu KNuCKLE SCRAPING FuCKWIT.
I LAID THIS TRAP SO WELL. I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO uSE SLuRS ANYMORE. YOu uNWITTING NINCOMPOOP FAIRIES WILL SELF-ADMINISTER.
NO DID YOu MISREAD MY POST. YOu WERE SuPPOSED TO. NO YOu'RE NOT GETTING THE GENIuS OF MY POST. STOP.
WE MUST CONSULT THE TRUE SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR. **KANKRI VANTAS** @CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY CAN CALIBORN RECLAIM THIS?
ARE YOu FuCKING DENSE. YOu ARE THE IMAGE. OF TROLL OBAMA GIVING HIMSELF THE DuMBASS MEDAL. AND ACTING LIKE THERE IS ANY POMP AND OR CIRCuMSTANCE. INVOLVED. IN THIS SPINALLY CONTORTING. SELF-GRATIFYING. SELF-INFLICTED REACHAROuND. ONE PuBLIC EXECuTION. CLEARLY WASN'T ENOuGH. FOR YOu VANTAS SORTS. PLEASE FuCKING PISS OFF A STATE OFFICIAL WITH YOuR LOCATION TuRNED ON. PLEASE. I WANT TO BE IN THE SPLASH ZONE THIS TIME.
damn. why's the forest l1ke th1s
ME. WHEN I SEE IT. FOR THE TREES.
(i v00te we make #skyzanweek a thing and its just me p00stin nudes and gettin fucked #nsfw)>
I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF YOu. AND THE FACT THAT WITH NO CLOuT. YOu ARE ALREADY TRYING TO ATTENTION WHORE. FOR A TAG DEDICATED ENTIRELY TO YOuRSELF. WHERE YOu SPANK YOuR uNLOVED TITS. AFTER HAVING ACHIEVED NOTHING OF NOTE. CONVINCES ME THEMEN SHOuLDN'T BE ALLOWED TO VOTE EITHER. YOu HAVE MADE ME LESS WOKE.
~so glad #eridanvveek is over. fuck that douche, am i right? tune in for #meissoday on the 18th!
WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOu.
#MEISSODAYSARENuMBERED
YOuR STuPID FuCKING NAME. SOuNDS LIKE JAR JAR BINKS. TRYING TO FLAG DOWN A LIFEGAuRD. WITH LuNGS FuLL OF SEAWATER. YOu STuPID DIPSHIT.
yeah so we did this ig [a video of her and her sister. sami is playing her guitar. the song they're singing is a cover of dodie's song awkward duet featuring jon cozart. sami looks a lot more serious than her redheaded counterpart. they sing the full song. once it's done, meri waves goodbye as sami grabs her phone and ends the video.] #cover #sisters @apocalypticlight
WOAH. WHO KNEW SuCKING AT MuSIC WAS HEREDITARY. DID YOu PLAY THIS IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL. OR IS THE AuDIO QuALITY REALLY JuST THIS BAD ALL THE TIME.
time for the most difficult decision of the day… vanilla lavender or mint bubbles?
JuST DON'T BATHE. WE ALREADY KNOW YOu'LL BAIL LAST MINuTE. FAKE ODORMAXXER.
My favorite fun fact about fish is that Ocean sunfish evolutionarily never Evolved Nerves. as in they're So Large and their brains are so small that evolution basically said "Fuck it. you've suffered enough" and now it cant feel any form of pain
This also happened to my friend Jared.
THANK FuCK IT NEVER HAPPENED TO YOu. IN SPITE OF THE SMALL BRAIN. AND FuCKMASSIVE FATNESS. YOu STILL HAVE JuST ENOuGH NERVE. TO GET ON MINE. AND ALSO BE FuCKNORMOuSLY uGLY. AND uNWANTED.