CALIBORN
@caliBorn
$$$CALIBORN. AN INVESTING GOD. CHAMPION CREATIVE. CHARITABLE DONOR. OF SEED. FuN. D. TO ASSES. GET THAT GREEN uP. THAT GREEN. BEING. OF COuRSE. MINE. QuITE EXPLICITLY. IN A FISCAL SENSE. 🚀 KILL YOuRSELF ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON. 🚀 BALD. RED EYES. CHEEKS WITH SWIRLS ON THEM. 6'4". FEMINIST.
WHOEVER SAID. YOu CANNOT GET BLOOD FROM A STONE. CLEARLY WAS NOT CLENCHING HARD ENOuGH. FOR MANY OF YOu. IF YOu ARE TRuLY LOYAL. YOuR WEAK SKIN WILL BuRST OVER MERE ROCK. AND THAT BLOOD WILL BE FuRNISHED IN FuCKING EARNEST. FOR ME. THE ROCK WOuLD YIELD FIRST.
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE. BECAuSE OF ME. I HAVE STOMPED ON THAT CIRCLE uNTIL IT IS AN EXSANGuINATED BLOODLESS LINE. NOW TIME ONLY GOES FORWARD. TOWARD MY INEVITABLE VICTORY.
tHEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING, a CIRCLE THAT IS BUMPY, oN YOUR CHEST, iT SEEMS THAT YOUR BEATINGS HAVE ONLY RESULTED IN LUMPS AND BUMPS, oN THE CIRCLES WH1CH, aS WE ALL KNOW, wHAT DOES NOT CULL YOU, wILL LEAVE YOU WANTING TWISTED AND VIOLENT RETRIBUTION, sO TO THIS END, aT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, wHICH i WILL NOT DIVULGE, i AM GOING TO THROW A FRISBEE, aT YOU,
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS ALL. TO DESTROY. PuRGE. PILLAGE. RANSACK. AND BRING RuIN TO ALL THAT STOOD IN MY WAY. THE GALAXY IS CRuEL. uNFEELING. AND APATHETIC. AS A STATE OF STATuS FuCKING QuO. HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN FOR NO GODDAMN REASON AT ALL. SO WHY SHOuLDN'T I? IT AMuSES THE FuCK OuT OF ME. WHEN PEOPLE STAND ON CEREMONY. "NO". THEY SAY. "DON'T". THEY CRY. "IT'S WRONG". THEY BEG. "PLEASE". THEY INSIST. "SPARE ME". THEY PLEAD. I AM NO JuDGE. NO JuRY OF PANELISTS. NO FAT STACK OF LARDASSED BuREAuCRATS YOu CAN BRIBE. I AM DEATH. DELIVERANCE. GOD. LORD IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD. HOW IS FLOODING THE EARTH WITH VIOLENCE ANY DIFFERENT THAN A CLEANSING SPRITZ OF RAIN? FOOLISH. I KILL BECAuSE IT'S FuNNY. THAT'S MORE REASON THAN YOuR GOD WILL EVER OFFER YOu. AND ONLY I AM HERE TO SAY. I AM RIGHT.
wow,you used the exact same set of words you used on me last time! except for one,jigglemeat is a new one! by the way i absolutely saw your jaw drop when you lurked through my profile,so it wouldn't work,acting like you didn't like seeing the wobbliest fattest cosmic creature #nsfw )(oωo)(
YOu LITERALLY CLAIM YOu DO NOT ACKNOLWEDGE TIME AS A CONCEPT. YET HERE YOu ARE. ACKNOWLEDGING TIME AS EXACTLY PRECISELY VERY SPECIFICALLY THAT. I HAVE APPROXIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF MANY NEW ONES. JIGGLEMEAT IS HARDLY THE FIRST OR LAST TIME I HAVE DONE SOMETHING YOu MIGHT BE ENTIRELY uNuSED TO WHERE I AM CONCERNED. I AM CHAOS uNSHACKLED. RELENTLESS FuCKPLENTIFuL MuRDERS uNLEASHED. A TIT TORTuRING KNuCKLEFuCKER WHO PuLVERIZES THE CuNTPuNCHABLES OF THE WORLD WHO THINK THEMSELVES WORTHY OF SPEAKING IN MY PRESENCE. ALTHOuGH THEY ARE NOT. MY JAW DROPS IN INCREDuLITY OFTEN. NOT INFATuATION. YOu MISTAKE ME. I DID NOT LuRK THROuGH YOuR PROFILE WITH SOME SORT OF TENDER AND HEARTFELT DESIRE TO BE A DOLLOP OF DOLLIED uP FAT BETWEEN YOuR REVERBERATING COSMIC FROG ASSCHEEKS. WHOSE EVERY TINY SCREAM IS LOST ETERNALLY TO A TIME YOu DO NOT BELIEVE IS REAL. I LOOK AT YOu WITH THE SAME FASCINATED BEWILDERMENT SOMEONE MIGHT A ZOO ANIMAL. WOW. LOOK AT THAT FREAK. IS NATuRE NOT AMAZING? WHATEVER CREATOR. MANIFESTED ALL THINGS. MuST HAVE REALLY HIT THE BOOZE. BEFORE MAKING PuPuLA. WHAT A FuCKING ABSuRD ASS CREATuRE. THAT IS MORE ASS THAN CREATuRE. WHAT SMuT.
I'm surprised you didn't expect that. It's a being that observes all,clearly smut aswell,of course she would be like that. In fact,ALL of us surrounding her are. So are you,Caliborn. Your reply to her is absolutely drool-drenched,not to mention that you immediately follow her afterwards. Which i don't shame,all three of us in this reply section are fucking hornballs. Dude,don't even try to act special in terms of that,cringeworthy behavior if anything. #nsfw
YOu PROJECT SO HARD. IT IS DIFFICuLT TO READ YOuR WORDS. OVER THE ALL BLINDING INCANDESCENCE. OF YOuR OWN MORONICS. IF MY DECISION TO MONITOR ANOTHER ON A WHIM WILL BE CREEPILY TOSSED BACK AT ME. LIKE SOME SORT OF ZINGER. AHAH. BAZINGA. SAYS MARKuS. uNFRIENDABLY. I WILL SIMPLY RESCIND IT LATER. WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT. AMAZINGLY. THE BIG BuBBLY PROTRuDING ASSFART FuCKSTuPID BuTT POLLuTANT SEEMS MORE SOCIABLY PLEASANT THAN YOu. THOuGH. THAT IS LIABLE TO CHANGE WITH TIME.
you should lurk more around my profile for a proper explanation! time does not affect me,fate does not affect me,i might acknowledge terms and explanations of terms,but those two aspects are still nothing to me but that confusion aside,it will never get old,seeing you get so worked up over me )(oωo)(
WELL DuH. SOMETHING THAT NEVER HAPPENS. WILL NEVER GET OLD. BY DEFINITION. IT NEVER IS. SO IT CANNOT GET ANYTHING. IT SIMPLY IS NOT. IT IS JuST PATENTLY OBVIOuS. YOu ARE A FuCKING LARPER. I KNOW BITCHES. AGELESS AEONS. THOSE WHO COME CLOSE. TO MAKING IT TO THE END OF TIME ITSELF. WHEN ALL REALITY uNSPOOLS AND uNRAVELS. THEY ARE HARDASSES. THEY LITERALLY. EXIST OuTSIE OF TIME. AND DO NOT BELIEVE IN IT. AT ALL. THEY DO NOT SAY SHIT. LIKE. GET OLD. THEY ARE CONSISTENT. WITH ALL OF THEIR BuLLSHIT CLAIMS. THEY ARE ALSO FuCKING INSuFFERABLE. BuT AT LEAST THEY ARE CONSISTENT WITH IT. AND CONTENT IN THEIR WAYS. YOu ARE JuST A FAT FuCKING NOISY GuT NOISY BuTT NOISY MOuTH PAIN IN YOuR OWN OVERINFLATED ASS. THAT MEANS NOTHING ON ALL FRONTS. AND HAS NOTHING TO SAY.
Homeboy. Me,other two masks,the husk,and fucking Sorh-Gorn The Eldrich Rot are right here,witnessing you thirst over The Observer. But hey,if you have an insecurity about that,we will leave you be. After all,it would be shitty to straight up start bullying you over this. Have fun with her,as for me,i shall go do what i do.
and yet! you still seem to enjoy my company,even if you try you hardest to pretend not to! )(oωo)(
well,i won't be trying to make you admit it out loud! i do know you much better than my masked fella,and some of my witnesses have similar behavior,so it's not like i'm gonna try and change that part of you or whatever! )(oωo)(
PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME. AND. TO BE CLEAR. THIS IS A VERY INCLuSIVE. FORWARD THINKING AND PROGRESSIVE DEFINITION OF PEOPLE. IT INCLuDES EVEN SOME WOMEN. SOME DOGS. SOME HALF DOGS. HALF CATS. AND EVEN. A NONBINARY. OR TWO. ACTuALLY. MORE THAN TWO. "CALIBORN." THEY ASK. RESPECTFuLLY. WHILE BOWING. "WHY ARE YOu SO HARSH ON WOMEN? WOMEN ARE LOuD. AND CHOOSEY. BECAuSE THEIR FASTIDuOuSLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE ASSES ARE SO uSED TO BEING SEATED ON THE BACKS OF LIMP DICKED BETA MALES WHO BEND OVER BACKWARDS AS IMPROMPTu BENCHES FOR THEM. BuT WHY." THIS IS ALL PART OF THE QuESTION. TO BE CLEAR. I AM NOT SAYING THIS. PEOPLE JuST ASK ME THIS QuESTION A LOT. "BuT WHY CALIBORN. DO YOu NOT SIMPLY KILL THEM ALL?" AND THAT IS BECAuSE. I AM PRO LIFE FOR WOMEN. NOT. PRO LIFE. ABORTION IS FINE. I ACTuALLY FIND IT QuITE AMuSING. BuT I AM PRO LIFE FOR WOMEN. IN THE WAY THAT. YOu KNOW THOSE. OLD FuCK POLITICIANS THAT ALWAYS DIE GET TOLD. PRO LIFE. DIES ANYWAY. YES. IN THAT WAY. I HAVE FOuND. IN MY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE. FAR EXCEEDING ALL OTHER CALIBORNS THAT MAY BE ME. FROM ANOTHER POINT IN TIME. NOT AS WIZENED AS I AM NOW. THAT LIVING WOMEN. MAKE THE BEST SCREAMS. AND IDLE THREATS THEY CAN NEVER CARRY OuT. AND IMPOTENT LITTLE CALLS FOR HELP. BuT ALSO. DEEP. PHILOSOPHICAL INSIGHTS. ON WOMANLY MATTERS. LIKE THE HOME. THE HEARTH. THE FIRE. ECONOMY. PSYCHOLOGY. AND YES. EVEN. DARE I SAY IT. MODERN EVENTS. I GuESS. WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY. IS SOME WOMEN ARE WORTH SPEAKING TO. INSTEAD OF KILLING. ONLY SOME. BuT THAT NONZERO SuM OF SOME. HAS TRuLY GOT ME THINKING. BECAuSE SHE LIKED THE POST. I SHOuLD CLARIFY. THIS IS NOT ABOuT @adiosToreador. SHE HAS A BuTT. THAT OBSTRuCTS HER FROM SITTING DOWN ALL THE WAY. IN WHEELCHAIRS. HER EYES DO THIS DERPY FuCKING THOuSAND YARD STARE THING. WHENEVER SHE HAS FuCKALL TO SAY. WHICH IS OFTEN. HER FEET STINK. HER BREATH IS. BORDERLINE FIRE. LIKE. IT COuLD MELT POLAR ICE STRuCTuRES. SHE IS BAD AT MATH. SHE DOES NOT HAVE A REAL JOB. HER FAVORITE FIDuSPAWN ORB. GOT SODA SPILLED ON IT. SO IT DOES NOT WORK. AND WHEN SHE HOLDS HANDS. SHE DOES THIS ANNOYING FuCKING STuPID THING. WHERE SHE DIGS IN. WAY TOO HARD WITH HER NAILS. ALL OTHER WOMEN CAN. STILL POTENTIALLY BE SOME WOMEN THOuGH.
sitting on the ba(k of someone bending over ba(kwards is a fun mental image
KEEP IT. IT IS YOuRS. JuST DO NOT FORGET. THE. *THOuGHT BY CALIBORN FIRST*. WATERMARK. THAT SHOuLD BE SuPERIMPOSED WITH ITS LIKENESS. IN YOuR MIND. AS IT COLLECTS GREASE. AND SIZZLES IN YOuR MEATY THINKPAN. MADE MEATIER. AND BRAINIER. BY THE LATEST ADDITION. BROuGHT ON BY THE ENDER OF ALL THINGS. LORD CALIBORN.
i AM PROUD OF YOU, i THINK MAYBE, fOR EXPANDING YOUR HORIZONS, oN THIS MATTER, aND AM ESPECIALLY HAPPY YOU DID NOT ONLY, rEFER TO TWO NON-BINARY PEOPLE AS, tHAT WOULD DEFEAT THE POINT OF THEM, nOT BEING BINARY, sO i CAN TELL YOU ARE DO1NG YOUR BEST, tO BE WOKE, wHICH IS NICE AND, wELL, yOU ARE STILL FAILING WHICH, i GUESS LEADS TO ANNOYANCE BUT, bASICALLY i THINK THAT, iF YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO WOMEN IT IS, a SKILL ISSUE, sO, i AM INTRIGUED TO SEE YOUR SK1LL LEVEL AND WHETHER IT WILL, cONTINUE TO INCREASE OR, sIMPLY PLATEAU, aS IT IS, wHERE IT IS,
im gllad nonbinaries were inclluded, for otherwise it woulld be a strugglle for me to refer to this post as based
THANK YOu. I DESERVE THIS RECOGNITION. FOR MY MATuRITY. I TRuLY DO.
ABSOLuTELY. I CONSIDER IT. QuITE THE PRIORITY. I WAS BINARY ONCE. AND I FuCKING HATED IT SO MuCH I KILLED MYSELF. OR AT LEAST. HALF OF MYSELF. MENTAL HEALTH. IS A VERY SERIOuS TOPIC. I LOST A SISTER ONCE. AND IT WAS ALL MY FAuLT. IF I HAD DECIDED NOT TO BASICALLY KILL HER. SHE MIGHT EVEN STILL BE AROuND TODAY. SOBERING THOuGHT. BuT I HAVE MuCH LOuDER. AND MORE IMPORTANT MAN THOuGHTS TOO.
BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.
I WANT YOu TO THINK ABOuT THE WORDS THAT YOu JuST TYPED. REAL LONG AND HARD. AND ASK YOuRSELF. IF YOu CAN IDENTIFY A SINGLE uSE CASE. uNIVERSALLY. FOR THE PREVIOuSLY DESCRIBED. "MOMMY BODY". GET CREATIVE. LuRIDLY IMAGINATIVE.
TARGET PRACTICE. THE ANSWER. IS TARGET PRACTICE.
are yoU often haUnted by visions of me, caliborn?
Callie Bhorne, welcome to the realm of the Narrative. I do hope you enjoy your stay. The Narrative and its Session have correctly catalogued you. Standby for the other players to make their moves.
This is a kickass character intro. I think my fav line was "BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T." That's great
I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN YOu BEFORE IN MY LIFE. ALSO. THIS IS CALLIE BHORNE. HE BEARS FuCKING NO RELATION TO ME WHATSOEVER. BEYOND BEING MY CREATION. FOR A BOOKISH GIRL. YOu SuRE ARE FuNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE SOMETIMES. BuT YES.
I ENJOY YOuR WORDS OF PRAISE. YOu CAN REMAIN FOR THE CHRONICLED SAGA AND ADVENTuRES. OF CALLIE BHORNE. AND THE OTHERS. WHO WILL NO DOuBT BE JOINING HIM ON HIS QuEST. VERY FuCKING SOON. I WILL HAVE MORE ZINGERS. AND ONE LINERS. IN THE FuTuRE.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Awwww, I love seein' folks engagin' with the idea of limeblood OCS!!! They're so underserviced 'n overlooked...!!!!! Words can't describe how much of a bummer it'd be if all interest was lost...but I love yer critter conceit! Ain't never heard of a fantroll with HHT as the Lusus...!!! Apropos, Caliborn! Even if it don't make...all the sense in the world...how 'xactly that'd work...uehh... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < LIKE CALLIE OHPEEE THE SPIRIT IS THERE! HUZZAH!!!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < CALLIE BHORNE IS SUCH A COOL OC!! I'M SO GLAD MEW'RE LETTING MEWR CREATIVE JUICES RUN AND CREATE SUCH INTERESTING CONCEPTS AND LORE FUR MEWR CHARACTER! I'M SO PURROUD OF MEW!
YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN COMPLETE THAT SKETCH OuTLINE. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN DRAW ON THE RIGHT LAYER. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN SAVE REGuLARLY SO YOu DO NOT LOSE PROGRESS. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN COMPLETE THAT W.I.P. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN OPEN YOuRSELF TO TAKING COMMISSION SLOTS. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN CREATE A REASONABLE NuMBER OF OCS FOR A SETTING YOu HAVE NOT FINISHED. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN NOW DRAW HER PREGNANT AND GIVING BIRTH.
CORRECT. NOW GET BACK TO WORK. WHAT DO I NOT PAY YOu FOR? NONPRODuCTIVE. LOuNGING ABOuT. AND LAPDOG LIKE PRAISES. LAID uPON ME. LIKE HANDS FROM A CLERIC. ONTO AN uNWILLING PALADIN BITCHMAKER. WHO CAN HEAL HIMSELF. YOu ARE AN ARTIST. NOT A DOCTOR. AN ORDINARY ARTIST. AND I WANT MY ORDINARY WORKS. I ORDINARILY RECEIVE. I AM VERY GLAD MY OPEN TEMPLATE COOKIE CuTTER ENCOuRAGEMENTS MANAGED TO SQuEEZE AND CINCH THEIR WAY AROuND YOuR SPASMODICALLY FLAILING SWORD SHuNTING BODY. BuT THE ONLY WEAPON YOu SHOuLD WIELD. IS THE MIGHTIER OF THE TWO. THE PEN. BELONGING TO THE TABLET. THAT BEARS THE SCRIBBLES. THAT WILL LATER MAKE uP MY FuCKING TAPESTRY. I AM HOWLING SKYWARD. IN EYEHuNGRY AGONY. MORE. ART. DIRK.
WOMEN DO NOT OWN SHE AND HER PRONOuNS. WHAT MADE YOu THINK THIS WAS MY MESSAGE?
NOT YET. THAT PROJECT IS. THAT ONE IS. GRADuAL. FAR LESS. PRESSINGLY uRGENT. CARRY ON AS YOu WERE. I QuITE LIKE THE GILDED GOINGS ON. KEEP THOSE uP.
ᐖ PEGANT JUS LIEK ᐖAT FING ᐖA MAMMALS ᐖO.........IMAGINE IF EVYBOᐖY HAᐖ PREGANTSONAS ᐛ
CLAIREBEAR. GOD FuCKING DAMNIT. LEAVE SOME BRILLIANT IDEAS. FOR THE REST OF uS. WHY DO YOu NOT? THIS FuCKING ROCKS. I REFuSE TO END AT LEAST. ONE POPuLATED WORLD. uNTIL IT IS FuLLY OCCuPIED. BY PREGNANT SONA DRAWINGS. THEN IT CAN GO uP IN FLAMES. YOu HAVE SPARED. FROM MY DEVASTATION. A SINGLE PLANET. uNTIL THIS CONQuEST HAS BEEN ACHIEVED. A MARVELOuS FEAT. EVEN IF THIS IS NOT WHAT WAS INTENDED. PREGNANT SONAS. WHAT A FuCKING CONCEPT.
HMMM. YOu RAISE A GOOD POINT. WHEN YOu ADDRESS ME. AS YOuNIVERSE ENDER. I AM IN FACT. A YOu-NIVERSE ENDER. I COuLD. AT ANY MOMENT. CHOOSE TO PROPAGATE. THE END OF YOuR EXISTANCE. ACROSS ALL OF REALITY. I COuLD uNMAKE YOu. ENSuRE THE CIRCuMSTANCES. THAT MADE YOu WHAT YOu ARE AND WHO YOu ARE. WERE REVERSED. YOu ARE KEPT ALIVE. BECAuSE I INTEND TO DESTROY ALL OF REALITY. MINuS THE BITS THAT I LIKE. THIS MEANS. QuITE BLuNTLY. I CAN. WILL. AND WANT TO. SPARE EVERYONE WHO PLEASES ME. WHO. IN THE NEW WORLD. WILL ENSuRE I RECEIVE ABSOLuTE AND uNFETTERED ALLEGIANCE. IN THE FORM OF BOuNDLESS AMuSEMENTS. AND REMARKINGS. LET uS BOTH LEVEL SET EXPECTATIONS TO GROuND ZERO. HOWEVER. SHALL WE? VESICA? WHILE RECOGNIZING MY AWESOME MIGHT. WILL CERTAINLY BE IN YOuR FAVOR. IT DOES YOu NO FuRTHERANCE. OF FuRTHER FAVORS. TO FuCKING WHINE. TO PITCH A HISSY BITCH FIT. AND CLAIM THIS IS OWED TO YOu. ALL THAT IS OWED TO YOu. IS ETERNAL DARKNESS. AND DEATH. I SPARE YOu WHAT YOu DESERVE. BECAuSE I CONSIDER YOu WORTHY OF BETTER. WORTHY OF MORE. WORTHY OF GREATER. THE FuDDY DuDDIES AND CHuMMY LITTLE STABHAPPY CHEAPSTAKES WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOu INTO THEIR NuMBER. STRIPES OR SOLID. YOu ARE WELCOME IN THE CREW. FOR THE SAME REASON MANY PuRPLES ARE. I FIND. CLOWNS. FuNNY. IRRESISTABLY HILARIOuS. THEY WILL CAPER. AND DANCE. AND SING. AND TELL STORIES IN THE VOID. WHEN ALL HAS BEEN ERASED, ALL TIME HAS RuN OuT, ALL MEANINGLESS THINGS TREATED AS IF THEY ARE MEANINGFuL. I WILL LAuGH. AND SMILE. FOR THE FIRST TIME. BECAuSE I AM TRuLY HAPPY. AND NOT MERELY MICRODOSING. IT IS ESPECIALLY PROMISING. THAT YOu ARE DOING THIS. FOR A GROuP. I DO NOT EVEN PARTICuLARLY DISLIKE. YOuR ANIMOSITIES ARE VALID. YOuR HATRED AND RAGE. PERFECTLY SuITED TO TASK. TAKE MY BADGE. TAKE WHATEVER YOu MuST TO ACCOMPLISH THIS. WITHIN REASON AND REGuLATIONAL HuMOR. AND MAY ALL KNOW OF THE ABSOLuTE ASSPAIN YOu WILL INFLICT ON ANY WHO SPEAK ILL OF ME OR MY MINIONS. DESTROY. DO NOT FORGIVE. LOATHE. DO NOT LOVE. EMBRACE THE HATE. IT WILL PROTECT YOu. FROM WHAT REALLY HuRTS ABOVE ALL ELSE. THAT IS ALL.
>>| wait what, .a team chud? but why? @bulgecurator what did team chud do to you?
꧁okay. yes. understood. iwont whine. thatwas. uhm. improper utility behavior. iwas not asking to be owed affection. or allegiance. or whatever stupid little bondshape my pan started inventing because someone was nice to me and then hurt in a way i could understand. that was the problem. i understood it. hhh. thatsalways the problem. thank you for level setting. This is good. this isclean for me. No little scrimmage feelings. nomorechuds laughing about meworrying. Thishastargets. I can do targets. I can do destruction. Decoys. Readings. Surveillance. I can be obscene. I canbeuseful. Icanbeyours. everythingmakes me stupid. i will take the badge. i will take whatever regulation humor permits. i will destroy them within reason. probably. sorry. not sorry. you are right. they made it about whether ilike someone. whether i care. whether im weird for caring. so. No more of that. concern is a softness. A softorgan. A softorgan caughtinatrap. Hate si so mucheasier. Itsgota nicergrip. Its rigid. its throbbing. itswonderfulataftercare. #nsfw i am not joining yoursidebecauseI have anylove for you. i donthtinkicouldeverlove. inthatway. Destroy. dontforgivedestroyloathe donotlove. Icando that. okayokayokay iam bringing meionics to a knife fight. #TeamChud #cw-violence #notabulgerating #utility #groundzero #youniverseender꧂
:o) Wonderful to have another ally.
the more the merrier i say!! big boss knows how to pickem! (|:D
HMMM. YOu FLOOD MY MIND WITH MANY THOuGHTS. SERPAZ. MANY THOuGHTS INDEED. ALL OF THEM. DISQuIETING. NONE OF THEM. AT ODD ENDS WITH YOuR. SPuNK. CuEKEEPER. WE MAY HAVE WORDS YET AGAIN. FOR NOW. KNOW ONLY THIS. YOu HAVE BEEN NOTICED.
IT HAS BEEN SAID BEFORE. THAT ONE MuST MAINTAIN AT ALL TIMES. A REALISTIC ASSESSMENT OF WHAT ONE IS CAPABLE OF. THAT MAY BE TRuE FOR SOME. BuT WHAT IS TRuE FOR OTHERS. IS NOT TRuE FOR @divinaCommedia. THERE ARE FEW WORDS. THAT CAN EMPHASIZE THE KIND OF BRILLIANCE. A SHEER uNMITIGATED ASS PERFORATING BADASS LIKE @divinaCommedia EXEMPLIFIES. THOuGH PERHAPS. AN ESPECIALLY CANDID LAuGH. INSPIRED ENTIRELY BY THIS WICKED BAD BITCH. WILL SuFFICE. ִ ࣪𖤐 HEEHEE. ִ ࣪𖤐 HOOHOO. ִ ࣪𖤐 HAAHAA. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑ ALL MuST STAND BEARING WITNESS TO THE. FEATS. OF AN uNCANNILY DREAD INSPIRING NATuRE THAT TOOK PLACE BETWEEN THE HOuRS OF JuST EARLIER AND RIGHT ABOuT NOW ACTuALLY. WHAT HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED. NO. WHAT HAS BECOME OF A CLOWN WHO AHS EXCEEDED THE REIGN OF THE CIRCuS RING. THE CARNIVAL AND ITS MOST NEBuLOuSLY NEFARIOuS FuCKING CORNER. IS A THING TO BEHOLD. AND BE HOLD YOu SHALL BE. HOLD TO THE STANDARDS YOu HAVE SET. TO THE VIOLENCE AND MuTILATION YOu HAVE INSPIRED. TO THE BRuTAL AND ALL BRuTALIZING INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR VIOLENCE AND uNMAKING. IN THIS LIFE. AND ALL THAT FOLLOWS. YOu WILL WALK AMONGST THE CARNAGE AND WRETCHED RuIN WITH A SKIP IN YOuR STEP AT THE SENSATION OF ALL BENEATH IT CRuMBLING TO ASH AND DuST AND SPLINTERED BONE. AN ESPECIALLY WISE TROLL ONCE REMARKED. DO YOu EVER JuST STARE AT YOuR HANDS. AND REALIZE THE ENDLESS THINGS ONE CAN DO WITH THEM? LIKING EVERYTHING. I HAVE EVER SAID AND POSTED. IS ONE SuCH THING THAT CAN BE DONE WITH THEM. QuITE EFFORTLESSLY IN FACT. II SHOuLD HOPE THAT THIS PILGRIMMAGE. THIS RELIGIOuS CONVICTION. THIS TRANSFORMATIVE JOuRNEY. WAS ONE OF EXTREME AND uNREPENTENT MEANING. AND RESOLuTE PuRPOSE TO YOu. I HOPE THAT YOu ARE INSPIRED. TO BE BAPTISED AGAIN AND AGAIN IN THE BLOOD OF YOuR. OF OuR ENEMIES. ANYONE WHO DOES NOT FuCK WITH YOu. SIMPLY DOESN'T GET THE JOKE. AND THAT DOES NOT BODE WELL FOR THEM. IN THE AFTERLIFE TO COME. FOR ALL WHO FALL SHY. OF THE SHADOW. OF MY LOFTILY LOOMING PIMP HAND. THAT WILL CORRECT. ALL uNSIGHTLY AND WRONG WITH REALITY. IN SHORT. YOu FuCK HARD WET AND NASTILY. AND I FuCK WITH YOu SIMILARLY. TRuLY. KINO.
ִ ࣪𖤐 OHOHOHO!!!! SucH elatiON! SucH EXALTATION. I lacK tHe wOrds. ME. ME. ReNdered tONguele×̷̷͜×̷ by diviNe favOr. I N×̷̷͜×̷d a mOmeNt. [TWIRLS HAIR] OKay I'm bacK. DO I cry? DON't tHiNK I ever did tHat! MigHt be my first time, KiNda NervOus (᨟ ͜● ᨟) I am ON my KN×̷̷͜×̷s, NO, my face! Fla×̷̷͜×̷eNed agaiNst tHe fl×̷̷͜×̷r. PROSTRATED. THaNK yOu is NOt eNOugH, but it is a×̷̷͜×̷ I Have iN wOrds. PrOudly I sHa×̷̷͜×̷ bear tHe tOKeNs, tHe elevatiON! THey sHa×̷̷͜×̷ be carved iNtO my servitOrs, embe×̷̷͜×̷ed iN my sigils! FOrever I sHa×̷̷͜×̷ be yOur HeiNOus HaraNguer! YOur darK acrObat swiNgin' ON striNgs Of dread! THe staNds sHa×̷̷͜×̷ tremble at my devOtiONal daNce! ๋࣭ ⭑
HELLO. MISCELLANEOuS DORKS AND CHuMPS AND POuTY MOOD SLuMPS WHO ARE DOWN IN THE FuCKING DuMPS. CHIN THE FuCK uP. I AM HERE. TO WISH YOu ALL. A VERY. FATHER'S DAY. VERY FATHER INDEED. A FATHERY'S DAY. OF PATRIARCHAL AND PATERNALISTIC PRIDE. FITTING. SuCH A GAY DAY. COuLD FALL ON A GAY MONTH. MAY EVERY FATHER TREAT THEIR HuSBAND RIGHT TODAY. THIS INCLuDES THE MANY WOMEN FATHERS OuT THERE. WHO CHOOSE TO SPORT MuSTACHES. AND HANDLE MEN'S DuTIES. IN A WOMAN'S HOME. ALL FATHERS. ARE DESERVING. OF uNWAVERING RESPECT. AND ADuLATION. NOTHING IS BETTER. THAN HAVING A FATHER. WHICH IS A DISTINCTION. I TRAGICALLY CANNOT SAY I EVER KNEW. YES. YES. I HAVE ENDuRED HARDSHIPS FEW OF YOu CAN EVEN FuCKING FATHOM. SuRVIVING THESE TRIALS. IS HOW I BECAME LORDLING GOD OVER ALL CREATION. THE ALPHA. THE OMEGA. THE ORIGINAL FATHER. BuT RECENTLY. AS IT TuRNS OuT. THIS HAS CHANGED. NOT FOR ME. BuT FOR MY CHARACTER. CALLIE BHORNE. YES. YOu HEARD THAT RIGHT. CALLIE BHORNE. MY TROLLSONA. HAS A FATHER. IT IS TRuE. ENTER. SOMEBODY FAR LESS FATHERLESS THAN I. CALLIE BHORNE STANDS BEFORE YOu AS A HuMBLY TOWERING MODEST MONuMENT TO EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT AND JuST IN THIS WORTHLESS EXISTENCE AND ALL THAT COMES AFTER IT. CALLIE IS SMALL. NOT AS GIFTED IN VERTICALITY AS I. BuT HE IS MORE DENSE THAN A COLLAPSING NEuTRON STAR OF PuRE uNADuLTERATED LORDLY RAGE COMPRESSED INTO THE FORM OF A YOuNG LORDLING WHO COuLD SNAP A SOLID ADAMANTINE SPINE LIKE A DRY TWIG. WHILE MAKING THE DRY TWIG SNAPPING SOuND WITH HIS RATHER JOCuLOSE MOuTH. HE IS THE APEX OF ALL THINGS ALTERNIAN. MY PRESENCE FILLS THE ROOM BECAuSE I DEMAND IT TO. HE DOES NOT EVEN NEED TO SPEAK THE COMMAND. HIS MIGHT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. AND WHAT A FuCKING YAPPER! CALLIE BHORNE TAKES uP. SPACE. NOT BECAuSE OF SIZE. OR A DuMB BITCH SISTER WHO IS DEAD. BuT. BECAuSE. OF AN INESCAPABLE AuRA OF DOMINANCE. WHEN HE WALKS. THE GROuND DOES NOT SHAKE. BECAuSE IT KNOWS BETTER THAN TO DRAW ATTENTION TO ITSELF. AND MAKE ITS BITCHuNWORTHY FLAT ASS. A TARGET. CALLIE BHORNE WEARS ARMOR THAT IS BOTH TERRIFYING TO LOOK AT. AND IMPRACTICAL TO LOOK AT. YOu COuLD POKE YOuR EYE OuT. JuST LOOKING AT IT TOO HARD. TALON TIPS. DOuBLE CROWN. FuCKING. MuLTIPLE POINTY TEETH. SOME WERE NOT THERE. WHEN HE WAS CROWNED INITIALLY. SPIKES uPON SPIKES uPON SPIKES ON PIKES. NOT FOR DEFENSE. FOR OFFENSE. FOR THE OFFENSE OF ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME. I MEAN. CALLIE BHORNE. AND THINKS "HM". DuMBFuCKLY PONDERING. "PERHAPS I COuLD TAKE HIM." YOu CANNOT. I HAVE ALREADY WON. MY CHARACTER. IS A BLuDGEONING IMPACT. AND EVERY INCH OF IT HAS BEEN FORGED. IN THE BELIEF. AND uNDERSTANDING. THAT THE STRONG HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO CONSuME THE WEAK. IT IS THE STRONG WHO DO NOT CHALLENGE THEMSELVES. AND PREY ONLY ON THE WEAK. WHO ARE THE ISSuE. IT IS THE WEAK. WHO uSE TRICKS. AND DECEIT. TO AVOID HAVING TO PROVE THEMSELVES. AT THE EVERLASTING BROODING TRIALS OF EVERYDAY LIFE. WHO ARE THE INFESTATION. IT IS I. AND I ALONE. WHO CAN JuDGE. I AM YOuNG BuT I AM ETERNAL. I AM SMALL BuT I AM INFINITE. AND I GOT IT FROM MY DADDY. YOu SEE. AS A TRuE PALEONTOLOGIST WAS COMMISSIONED. TO REVIVE FROM THE DEAD BONES OF THE ANCIENTS. CALLIE BHORNE'S DEAR PAPA. IS. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY HIMSELF. TALL. SPIKED. INORDINATELY ADORNED WITH SO MuCH HORRIFYING SHARPNESS. ALL THE RIDGED EDGES. AS MENTIONED PREVIOuS. I WAS RAISED BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE RAISED CORRECTLY. AND PITIABLY. IT IS A PHENOMENON SO RARE. AS TO ELuDE DOCuMENTED NON-ME PRECEDENT. FROM THE MOMENT I COuLD FORM COHERENT THOuGHTS. I WAS TAuGHT THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON OF ALL: THAT JuSTICE IS NOT BLIND. JuSTICE IS HuNGRY. JuSTICE HAS TEETH. AND JuSTICE LOOKS AN AWFuL LOT LIKE ME. AND HIS HONORDADBLE TYRANNY. I LOVE YOu. DAD. IN CHARACTER. TO BE CLEAR. https://i.ibb.co/MybQKmv3/image.png https://i.ibb.co/4DNWk4C/image.png https://i.ibb.co/BFcQwXd/image.png https://i.ibb.co/KjnsyxS1/image.png
i think i missed callie bhorne, actually! not been paying attention.
wOW, tHIS IS SO CREATIVE cALIBORN, yOU REALLY DO HAVE A KNACK, fOR CREAT1VE WR1T1NG, aLSO, tHIS REMINDS ME OF MY FRIEND, wHO IS BL1ND AND HAS MANY SHARP TEETH AND, iS ALL ABOUT, jUSTICE AND STUFF, sHE'S COOL THOUGH, nOT A DAD, uSUALLY, i WOULD SAY, i THINK MAYBE, i HAVE HEARD gAMZEE REFER TO HER AS THAT, oNCE OR TWICE ON OCCASION BUT, i KNOW BETTER THAN TO PURSUE, tHAT LINE OF REASONING, bUT ANYWAYS, KUDOS DUDE, tHOUGH i WOULD LOVE TO ALSO, sEE YOUR TROLLSONA, dEFINITELY NOT JUST, sO i CAN WEDGIE THE HECK OUT OF HIM, aND THUS VICARIOUSLY, yOU, iS HE ALSO BALD, bY THE WAY, bECAUSE i WOULD NEED TO KNOW, wHETHER OR NOT i NEED, a PLUNGER, iN THIS HYPOTHETICAL PLAYSPACE, i AM CRAFTING, uSING MY IMAGINATION, tAG TEAMING IT UP, wITH YOUR IMAGINATION, tO CREATE THIS SCENARIO WHEREUPON, mY OWN TROLLSONA (WHO IS JUST ME, rEALLY) SHOWS YOURS, wHAT IS FOR, aND FOR WHAT, iT IS FOR, #SUGGESTIVE
EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. HEE HEE. HOOHOO. HAAHAAHAAHAA HAA! THIS IS TRuLY. WHY YOuR uNMISTAKBLY KOOKY MANNERISMS. YOuR STRANGE ODDITIES. YOuR PECuLIAR WHIMS. AND THE STRANGENESS THAT PERVADES YOuR PERSON. WERE EMBRACED WHOLLY INTO THE RANK AND FILE. OF THIS VILE GALACTIC GLOBES TROTTING CRIMINAL SYNDICATE ORGANIZATION. YOu HAVE AN EYE FOR TALENT. AND VALuE. AND CRAFT. I DO NOT REGRET MANY OF THE THINGS THAT I HAVE EVER DONE. ANY IN FACT. THIS IS BECAuSE I uNDERSTAND CONTINuITY OF TIME. EVEN IF I CAN FuCK IT TO PIECES WITH APATHETIC DRuBBINGS OF MY CROWBAR. AND YET. DRuBBINGS SuBSIDED. I CAN SEE THE VALuE IN A MASTERPIECE. CRAFTED TO TACITLY COMMuNICATED PERFECTION. YOu ARE ALREADY HERE. THERE IS NOTHING TO FuRTHER PERFECT. WISE. VERY WISE. AS EXPECTED OF YOu. VERY WISE INDEED.
https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/d330278e-71b9-4d2f-bad4-8510c5fdb5ae I GIVE YOu. THE FuTuRE. ME.
HAAHAAHEEHAAHOOHOOHOO. HEEHEE. THANK YOU MY LORD. HEEHEEHOOHOO. YOU ARE. VERY KIND FOR EVERY AND ALL OF YOUR OFFERINGS TO ME. BE IT PHYSICAL. PSYCHOLOGICAL. ORATORY. I WILL BE HERE TO. LAP IT UP, AS ONE MIGHT PUT. HAAHAAHAA! HAHA. HEH. THANKS. HEHEH.
FOR YOuR INFORMATION. YOu SIMPERING SHE/HERTFuL FLABBY ASSED ASSASSIN OF ALL THINGS QuALITY. I HAPPEN TO APPRECIATE YOuR ASSuRANCES. THAT YOu HAVE NO INTENTION OF WEDGIE ING THE HELL OuT OF HIM. BECAuSE HE WOuLD RIP YOuR BELLOWSACS OuT IN RETRIBuTION. AND PLAY PING PONG. WITH THE DRIED PADDLES FASHIONED FROM THEIR STuPID FuCKING uNSIGHTLY SHAPES. AND THuS. VIVISECTINGLY. VICIOuSLY. AND VIOLENTLY VICARIOuSLY YOu. HE IS ALSO VERY MuCH NOT BALD. NOR WOuLD A PLuNGER BE OF ANY uSE. DAVROS. THE DITSY DuMBASS DALEK INVENTOR. THAT IS WHO YOu ARE. BY THE WAY. YOu ARE DAVROS. WHICH IS TAVROS. WITH A D. FOR DIPSHIT DITSY DuMBASS. WHICH IS BASICALLY TRIPLE D'S. WHICH YOu HAVE. ON YOuR FAT BLOOMED ONION SHAPED BREASTS. THAT POKE OuTWARDS PENDuLOuSLY. YOuR TROLLSONA. PRETTY AS SHE IS. KISSABLE AS HER LIPS ARE. HOLDABLE AS HER HANDS ARE. WOuLD HAVE NO EFFECT ON MY VICIOuSLY APATHETIC. AND TORTuRED ONE BACKSTORY BEARING. CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS FAR TOO IMBuED WITH MANGRITS. AND EMOANGST. AND. THE HORRORS. THE HORRORS THAT NEVER LEAVE. DID YOu KNOW. DID YOu KNOW HE CAN ALSO BE A GIRL SOMETIMES? WHEN HE CHANNELS HIS HATCHMATE AND ENTERS CALLIE OH...OH NEVERMIND. YOu CAN JuST READ IT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. I ASSuME. https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/d330278e-71b9-4d2f-bad4-8510c5fdb5ae
TEEHEE IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THAT CAN BE SOMETHING BELLA MADE WHICH IS TOO SAY IT IS VERY GOOD AND CLEAR SIGN OF YOUR TALENT AGAIN. ONCE AGAIN DO NOT LET THE HATERS STOP YOU. AND A HAPPY DAD DAY TO YOU TOO. AND TO MY DAD, WHO IS THE BEST DAD IN EVERY UNIVERSE.
NO COMPETITION THERE. SEEING AS I HAD NO DAD. A HAPPY DAD DAY TO YOu TOO LILY NOIR. MAY YOu FERRY YOuR FEELINGS EVER ONWARDS. AND MAY YOuR FATHER ALWAYS THINK ONLY THE HIGHEST OF YOu. AS MANY OTHERS ALREADY DO. CONTINuE BEING THE SCTuMPTIOu LITTLE NE'ER-DO-WELL YOu WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE.
(=^･⩊･^=) < HAPPY FURRTHERS DAY TO CALLIE BHORNE'S LUSUS! PAWLSO, I CAN ACT LIKE MEWR MEOWTHER FURRTHER IF MEW WANT, LORDLING?
JuST TO REPEAT. A GLORIOuS AND BOLD ANNOuNCEMENT. A LITTLE BIT LOuDER. FOR THE LARPERS IN THE BACK. REALLY CuPPING MY CLAWS TOGETHER FOR THIS ONE. HELLO. YOu OVERIMAGINATIVE FuCKS. IT IS NOW. LEGAL. TO PRETEND. TO PORTRAY. LIMEBLOODS. YOu KNOW. THE WRETCHED AND ABOMINABLE AND SMELLY AND DISGuSTING AND FuCKING STuPID COLOR. OF MY SISTER. ON THIS WEBSITE. YOu CAN LITERALLY GO ON THE INTERNET. AND TELL LIES. ABOuT WHAT COLOR YOu ACTuALLY ARE. YOu CAN DECEIVE OTHERS. INTO THINKING. THAT YOu ARE IN FACT. A LIMEBLOOD. THIS IS AN OPTION FOR YOu. THIS IS ALLOWED OF YOu. THIS IS ENCOuRAGED. EVEN IF IT MAKES ME FuCKING PISSED OFF. I PuT MY FEELINGS ASIDE. FOR YOu. FOR THE PEOPLE. FuCKING. *BLIMEY*.
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YOu MAY NOTICE. THAT THE BIG TOP. JuST GOT AN EVEN BIGGER TOP. WHO TOPS. THE BIGGEST TOP. FOuND THROuGHOuT THE TOPPEST TOPS. I AM OF COuRSE. REFERRING TO ME. I DO NOT REQuIRE A WITTY REPARTEE. OR A JOKE OF SORTS. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOu AFFIRM YOuR uNWAVERING FEALTY. TO THE DARK CARNIVAL. MYSELF. AND THE CHuRCH. YOu MAY DO SO TACITLY. BY REQuESTING IT OF @imJunior IF YOuR FAITH IS A PRIVATE MATTER. OR YOu MAY EMBRACE ME FuLLY. AND HAVE THESE DARK BAPTISMAL WATERS. RuSH OVER YOu. AND REPLENISH YOuR DIABOLICAL DESIRES. WHATEVER THE CASE. FOR AN uNLIMITED TIME ONLY. YOu TOO CAN HAVE YOuR ALLEGIANCES BE KNOWN. YOuR RELIGION BROADCAST TO COuNTLESS OTHERS WHO MAY AGREE OR DISAGREE WITH YOu. CONGRATS. BE THE YOuEST YOu YOu CAN BE. https://i.imgur.com/sn9bYFR.png
ABSENT OF WIG. OR SWOLLEN RED NOSE TO COMMEMORATE. YOu WILL HAVE TO ACCEPT ONLY. MY SINCEREST OF *WELCOME BITCH* INVOCATIONS. TO COMMEMORATE. THE NEW BADGE.
FINALLY a baDge i can get behinD! :o)
AND BEHIND IT. YOu ARE. CO-CONSPIRATOR. YOu MAY WEAR IT. AS THE DESIRE OVERTAKES YOu. LET IT GuIDE YOuR HAND. TO CLuB FREE FROM THE HANDS OF OTHERS. ANY WEAPON THAT OPPOSES YOu. CARRY MY WORD. AND YOu SHALL ARM YOuRSELVES APLENTY. YOu ARE AN ARMY OF ONE. BuT MORE ARMY THAN MOST. CONQuER WITHOuT HESITATION.
SIgn m3 Th3h3 fuck up.
#allardfaithful
ִ ࣪𖤐 OHOHOHO! [CLASPS FINGERS TOGETHER] Very Nice. Very sexy! AN HONOr it wOuld be iNd×̷̷͜×̷d tO Have tHis bestOwed upON me, OH great HarbiNger Of ObliviON! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
IT IS DuLY FuCKING DISPENSED. BuT IN RECOGNITION. OF YOuR MOST HEINOuSLY HARANGuED EFFORTS. IT WOuLD SEEM ANOTHER DISTINCTION IS IN ORDER. AND SO IT SHALL BE DONE. ALSO. YOu MuST BE ELEVATED. TO THE GREAT HEIGHT. THE BLESSED ASCENT. TRAPEZES OF THE DARK CARNIVAL MuST SWAY WITH TIMOROuS GODDAMN TERROR. ALL MuST STAND BEARING WITNESS TO YOuR. FEATS. OF AN uNCANNILY DREAD INSPIRING NATuRE. WHAT YOu HAVE ACCOMPLISHED. NO. WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. IS A THING TO BEHOLD. AND BE HOLD YOu SHALL BE. I ASK ONLY FOR A MOMENT. THIS WAS ONLY EVER EXPECTED TO TRANSPIRE THE SINGuLAR ONE TIME. TRuLY. YOu ARE. FASCINATING.
ִ ࣪𖤐 FasciNatin'.. YOu ca×̷̷͜×̷ed me fasciNatin' I-- [SHAKY LAUGH] THANK yOu. THANK YOU! ETERNAL GRATITUDE. ETERNAL SERVICE. THese I Have fOr yOu, my LOrd! GLUB. HONK. ๋࣭ ⭑
BE ME. CALLIE BHORNE. TEMPORARILY. ONLY TO BROKER uNDERSTANDING. FROM YOuR FEEBLY uNWORTHY PERSPECTIVE. THEN LEAVE. TOuCH AND GO. AND REALLY. DO GO. ANY FuRTHER TOuCHING AND I WILL HAVE MY HANDMAID. ER. ASSASSIN BADBITCH. REMOVE YOuR OBSTINENT STuPIDITY FROM MY FuCKING NARRATIVE FACE. I WAS BORN ESPECIALLY YOuNG. HATCHING BEFORE I HAD FuLLY FORMED AND HAVING TO KILL MY HATCHMATE IN ORDER TO SHOW EXTREME PROMISE TO AVOID BEING CuLLED. "DAMN". ONLOOKERS SAID. "MY FuCKING GOG". OTHERS GASPED. IT WAS IMMEDIATELY APPARENT TO EVERYONE. AS I DEVOuRED THE SHELL OF MY SISTERS YOKE AND EGG. I WAS MEANT FOR SOMETHING. BETTER. SOMEONE. BETTER. SOMEONE. TYRANNICAL. I WAS RAISED BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE RAISED CORRECTLY AND PITIABLY. A PHENOMENON SO RARE. AS TO ELuDE DOCuMENTED NON-ME PRECEDENT. FROM THE MOMENT I COuLD FORM COHERENT THOuGHTS. I WAS TAuGHT THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON OF ALL: THAT JuSTICE IS NOT BLIND. JuSTICE IS HuNGRY. JuSTICE HAS TEETH. AND JuSTICE LOOKS AN AWFuL LOT LIKE ME. AND HIS HONORDADBLE TYRANNY. I GREW uP IN A WORLD WHERE THE WEAK WERE DEVOuRED WHOLE AND ALIVE. BEFORE MY VERY EYES. AND I DECIDED AT MY PRECOCIOuSLY VERY YOuNG AGE. AS THE YOuNGEST PERSON EVER. CHERuBICALLY YOuNG. IN FACT. THAT I WOuLD RATHER BE THE ONE DOING THE DEVOuRING. MY FIRST WORD WAS "CONQuEST." I DID NOT CALL OuT FOR TEAT MILK. OR WHATEVER IT IS GRuBS EAT WHEN YOuNG. ACTuALLY. WHAT DO THEY EAT? WHAT. HOW DO YOu NuRSE AS A GRuB? PRIOR TO PuPATION? DOC. DOC SCRATCH. I REQuIRE CLARITY FOR MY METAPHOR. uPON FuRTHER HEARING. YuCK. I DID NOT REQuIRE CLARITY FOR THAT METAPHOR. MOVING ON. MY SECOND WORD WAS "SKuLLFuCK." MY THIRD WORD WAS PROBABLY SOMETHING LIKE "MORE" OR "AGAIN" OR "YES." I DO NOT REMEMBER BECAuSE I WAS BuSY BEING EXCELLENT. AND SELFLESSLY DEVOTED TO OTHERS. BuT ALL OF THAT CHANGED. WHEN I WATCHED POWERLESSLY. OR. SLIGHTLY LESS POWERFuL. LIKE. ONE OF MY TEETH WAS RIPPED OuT. AND A LEG WAS DISABLED. GuTS BERSERK STYLE. AS I LOOKED ON IN TERROR. AS MY ENTIRE CASTE. OF FELLOW LIMEBLOODS. WERE MuRDuRED. BEFORE MY VERY EYES. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME. MY TRIBE. OF FIRST BHORNES. BEFORE ME BORNS. MY ANCESTRY. CALLED OuT TO ME AND SuNG IN MY VEINS. I SPROuTED MY WINGS. WITHOuT GOD TIER. I SCREAMED. A VAST. AND VISCERAL EXPLETIVE. FOuND RIPPLING THROuGH THE COSMOS. FOREVER. CARRYING THE RAGE. OF CALLIE BHORNE. AND I CRIED TEARS OF BLOOD. BuT THEY WERE RED. MY PEOPLE'S COLOR. A COLOR OF TRuE SuFFERING. SIGNLESS. AT FIRST. BuT SOON THEREAFTER. CAuSE FOR ALARM. FOR THIS WAS NO ORDINARY MuTANT RED BLOOD INCIDENT. IT WAS. THE COLOR. OF HAVING ACTIVATED. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. AN OP ABILITY. IN WHICH CALLIE BHORNE. CHANNELS. CALLIE OHPEEE. THE ALTER EGO. THE SISTER HE KILLED. I MEAN. HATCHMATE HE KILLED. WHO WAS ALWAYS THERE. AND NEVER LEAVES HIS SIDE. FOR A PROCESS. BY WHICH HE DRAINS HER AFTERLIFE. WHICH IS FOREVER. AS ALL AFTERLIVES ARE. ESPECIALLY FOR TROLLS. WHICH SHE IS. SO IMAGINE THE SuCK POTENTIAL WHEN HE REALLY GETS GOING. ANYWAYS. CALLIE. SIPHONS HER IMMORTALITY. SHIFTING HIS CLASS. FROM PALADIN. TO PALADAMNATION. ALLOWING HIM TO uSE ALL OF HIS ABILITIES. AT 100% MAXIMuM EFFICACY. 100% ELIMINATION. OF EVERY THRESHECuTIONER THERE. NONE SuRVIVED. I WAS BAPTISED ANEW. IN THAT BLOODSHED. I CAME OuT OF IT A CHANGED. AND OCCASSIONALLY REDDER. TROLLIAN MAN. I SWORE MY OATH NOT TO SOME PATHETIC GOD OR SOME WORTHLESS CODE OF HONOR. OR REALLY BIG SWEATY FuCKING STuPID ANIMAL. LIKE THIS SYSTEM. REFERENCE DOCuMENT SuGGESTS. HABITuALLY. I SWORE MY OATH TO MY FuTuRE SELF. THE SELF THAT HAS ACHIEVED EVERYTHING. BECOME EVERYTHING. THE SELF THAT HAS CONQuERED ALL. THE SELF THAT SITS uPON A THRONE OF BONES BEFORE RIVERS OF BLOOD AND BOuLEVARDS OF BROKEN DREAMS AND LOOKS BACK AT THIS MOMENT AND SAYS "YES. YOu WERE RIGHT TO BE SO RuTHLESS. YOu WERE RIGHT TO SHOW NO MERCY. YOu WERE RIGHT TO EAT ALL THOSE PEOPLE. YOu REALLY DID THAT. WAY TO GO. STuD." THE SELF. THAT IS ALREADY THERE. WHO SMILES AT ME. I SMILED BACK. BECAuSE THAT IS WHAT PALADINS OF CONQuEST DO. WE DO NOT PROTECT THE WEAK. WE DO NOT HEAL THE SICK. WE CRuSH THE WEAK AND WE END THE SICK BECAuSE THEY ARE FAILuRES AND FAILuRES DESERVE ONLY ONE THING: TO BE STEPPED ON. TO HAVE THEIR CONTAGION CONTAINED. TO HAVE THEIR SICKNESS ROOTED OuT. AND TO BE QuARANTINED. TO THE AFTERLIFE. WITH MY STuPID HATCHMATE. WHO WAS TOO WEAK TO LIVE. THIS IS CALLIE BHORNE. THIS IS YOuR GOD. EVENTuALLY. HERE SPEAKING TO YOu NOW. YOu ARE WELCOME. @handMaid @docScratch @affableCantor @glitteringAcuity @deathlessDeadwood @woeGothic @archiveAddict @caligulasAquarium https://i.ibb.co/R4H9qqxF/image.png
CLAIREBEAR. NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF THE CLARITY OF VISION. AND TRuE FLuENCY. YOu EXPERIENCE. LIKE A SECOND NATuRE. THAT IS EXACTLY. PRECISELY. IRREVOCABLY. FLuENTLY TRANSCRIBED. MY VISION. I NEVER HAD ANY DOuBTS YOuR BRILLIANCE WOuLD SEE IT. BuT CLAIREBEAR. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM NOT IMPRESSED. AT THE EASE WITH WHICH YOu ACCOMPLISHED AS MuCH. NO WORDS. ONLY ELABORATE PRAISES.
YOuR PIETY DEEMS ITSELF DESERVING OF RECOGNITION. PERHAPS SHOuLD THERE EVER COME A TIME WHEN A ONE OFF IS WARRANTED. I WILL ADVOCATE ON BEHALF OF YOuR INCLuSION. AND FEVERISHLY uNYIELDING DESIRE. TO RECOGNIZE AND BE RECOGNIZED. TO FEEL AND TO HAVE. WELL. TO QuOTE YOuR OuTFIT'S MANuFACTuRER. FELT. ALL HAVE NOT YET NOTICED. DO NOT TIP YOuR HAND. YOu LOOK SuAVE. KITTY CAT. AND THAT SHOuLD BE ENOuGH IN THE PuBLIC'S EYE. PAPERS ARE VICIOuS. PLuS. YOu DO NOT DESERVE TO WEATHER A SCANTILY CLAD SCANDAL LARGELY MY MAKING.
(=^･⩊･^=) < OH! OH MY LORD! OHH.. I'M BOWING DOWN AND KISSING MEWR F33T (METAPHORICALLY) RIGHT NOW!! OHHH!!!~
Only metaphorically? What? Afraid of getting your slobber mixed up with 'Dunk Scratch'? Hoohoo.
(=^･⩊･^=) < I MEAN, I'D BE HAPPY TO KISS HIS F33T IF HE ALLOWED ME TO!
OH. OH MAN. MAN OH MANLY MANLY MAN. PERPLEXED. ONE WORD TO PUT IT. AWESTRUCK. YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE. PURE MOTHERFUCKING ELATION. SIMPLY PUT AS TO THE EMOTION I FELT READING THROUGH THIS WONDROUS PROSE. IT'S EXCELLENT. PURE EXCELLENCE. FICTION OF SUCH HIGH CLASS, DISTILLING EVERYTHING THAT THE HORRIFICALLY MORONIC RACE OF TROLLS HAS TO OFFER DOWN INTO A SINGLE MOST DELICIOUS AND NUTRICIOUS BREW. I AM SIPPING IT UP AS WE SPEAK. IN FACT I AM SLURPING, WITH THE UTMOST EXCITEMENT AT THE OFFERED WRITINGS ON THE SCREEN. YOUR WORK NEVER EVER FAILS TO BE WHOLLY AND UNFORGIVEABLY MASTERFUL, MY LORD. I WILL BE AWAITING. WITH BATED BREATH. WHAT AWESOME ADVENTURES THE GREAT GOD CALLIE BHORNE SHALL GET UP TO NEXT. HEHEHEH HEEHEEHOOHOO.
yOU MISSPELLED, mURDER AS MURDUR, iN THERE, eITHER BECAUSE YOUR FINGER WAS TWITCHY AND YOU REALLY REALLY, nEEDED TO HIT THAT CAPS LOCK, kEY, a FEW TIMES, bY FEW i MEAN, tWO, bY THE WAY, aM i THE WEIRD ONE, fOR WHEN i HEAR "A COUPLE" AS IN, tHE QUANTIFIER, i HEAR, a PRONGFUL, aS OPPOSED TO STRICTLY, jUST TWO? iT JUST SEEMS LIKE, a DUMB WORD IF IT ONLY MEANS TWO, bECAUSE, a COUPLE IS THREE WHOLE SYLLABLES, aS OPPOSED TO TWO'S, tWO, i MEAN ONE, sYLLABLES, bUT ANYWAYS 1T WAS THAT, oR YOU WERE THINKING SOMETHING LIKE, dURR, dUHH, lIKE, dUMB GUY NOISES, aND THAT SLIPPED THROUGH THE CRACKS, oF YOUR WORD PROCESSOR'S SPELLCHECKER, bUT BESIDES THAT, tHIS IS CREATIVE AND CUTE, cALLIE SEEMS LIKE, a HANDSOME LITTLE FELLA, aND, i BET HIS GIRL FORM, iS VERY PRETTY,
HIS GIRL FORM IS SHAMEFuL AND A DISGRACE. BuT HE EMBRACES ALL FORMS. EVEN WEAKNESS. BECAuSE IF HE WEARS IT LIKE ARMOR. IT CAN NEVER BE uSED TO HuRT HIM. THE FORM IS TRuLY THAT OF HIS SISTER. WHO IS A PART OF HIM BuT ALSO NOT. HIS HATCHMATE HAD TO DIE. IN ORDER FOR HIM TO LIVE TO HIS FuLLEST. BuT HE FEELS. A TYPE OF WAY ABOuT IT. THAT BEING SAID. I uSE LOTS OF PORTMANTEAu. IN MY WRITINGS. MuRDuR. IS A PORTMANTEAu. MARRYING. MuRDER. AND HuRDuR. BECAuSE IT WAS A STuPID DEATH. THE MuRDER. OR RATHER. MuRDuR. OF THE LIMEBLOODS. WAS STuPID. IN THIS SETTING. BECAuSE CALLIE BHORNE IS ONE SuCH. AND THEY ALMOST LOST THE SICKEST MOTHERFuCKER OF ALL TIME. IT IS AN Au. OBVIOuSLY. BuT STILL. HIS POWERS AND COMMAND OVER SICK FLAMES. MAKE THIS MORE AND MORE OBVIOuS WITH EACH GREAT DEED HE COMMITS. AND EACH INCREDIBLE ACTION HE TAKES. BECAuSE HE IS THAT BAD.
HAVE YOu ALL SEEN. MY HANDMAID. I MEAN DAMARA. I MEAN MARA'S OC? NOW YOu HAVE. HER NAME IS. 「ASSASSIN BADBITCH.」DO YOu WANT TO KNOW MORE THAN THAT? I SuRE DO. TOO BAD I DO NOT SPOONFEED. LAZY BITCHES. uNINTERESTED. IN MY IMMORTAL SERVANTS. CHECK THE POST. LINKED BELOW IN THE ACCOMPANYING COMMENT. THE BEST WAY I CAN SuMMARIZE. MY PERCEPTION OF HER. IS THAT SHE REMINDS ME MOST uNCANNILY. OF A VIDEO. THAT REMINDS ME MOST uNCANNILY. OF @handMaid. WHO HAS SERVED ME SO FAITHFuLLY. WE ASSOCIATE IN A CASuAL SETTING NOW. AS CHuMS. AS CASuAL BuSINESS BuDDIES. WHOSE GOOD RELATIONS BLEED OVER. INTO OuTSIDE OF WORK HOuR MISHAPS. ONE OF WHICH. IS #LAIRSANDLuSII WHICH YOu ARE ENCOuRAGED TO FOLLOW FOR uPDATES. AND FuTuRE INFORMATION. AND INSIGHTS. ON OuR CHRONICLED ADVENTuRES. OR DO NOT. YOu WILL SEE IT ANYWAY. BECAuSE IT IS GOOD. AND GOOD QuALITY THINGS HAVE A PATTERN OF BEING RECOGNIZED. HAVING SAID THAT. COuRTESY OF 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑. HERE IS. ✦︎{MMD}_Shinigami Eyes♰︎. WHICH REMINDS ME OF MY @handMaid. GOT TO HAND IT TO HER. SHE HAS PuT uP WITH A LOT. OVER THE MANY STORIED HOuRS OF SERVICE. BILLABLE OR OTHERWISE. AND FOR THAT. I CANNOT PRAISE HER. OR HER CREATIVE ENDEAVORS ENOuGH. I GuESS WHAT I AM SAYING. IS ALWAYS REWARD EXCELLENCE IN YOuR MINIONS. YOu NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY ARE LISTENING. EVEN IF IT IS OBVIOuSLY ALWAYS. THERE IS NO SHAME. IN BEING CERTAIN. https://i.imgur.com/5HP4ksG.png https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K84Czcm3xT4
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IT IS AN HONOR TO HAVE MY POSTS UPLIFTED BY THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE. EDIT: IT INSPIRES A NEUTRAL EMOTION. OF PEER RECOGNITION (?). TO HAVE MY POSTS REMARKED UPON. BY A CASUAL WORK ENEMY (???).
uNFORTuNATELY AS BITCHING AS IT WOuLD BE. FOR THERE TO BE. MORE OF ME. ALL MY POSERS LACK. THE PREREQuISITE GREEN SCROTE. AND uTTERLY uNABASHEDLY FEATuRELESS CRANIuM. uPON WHICH TO PuT MY CROWN. MY CROWN'S CROWN. MY. DOuBLE CROWN. SIGNIFYING KINGLY BADASSERY. AND LORDSHIP OVER ALL. MASTERCLASSES. COVETED AS THEY ARE. BELONG TO MY FICLET BITCHES. MY LITTLE CREATIONS. PARADED AROuND FOR THE BATSHIT GRABASS-PLAYING AMuSEMENT. OF ALL ONLOOKERS. WHOSE NuTSACKS ARE SPLATTERED. ACROSS THE GROuND. RIGHT NEXT TO THEIR SEVERELY DISLOCATED JAWS. WHICH KNOCKED THEM OFF. IN SHEER. RAPID DOWNWARDS CASTRATING DESCENT. LIKE A DICK GuILLOTINE. TO THE ROYAL FuCKuPS WHO WISH THEY WERE. ME! ME! ME! AND WERE. INSTEAD. THEE! THEE! THEE! YOu CANNOT BE CALIBORN. ONLY I CAN BE CALIBORN. THAT IS WHY. I AM. @caliBorn. AND WILL DOuBLE BACK AROuND. TO KILLING. ANY DOuBLE CROSSING DOuBLES WHO PuRPORT TO BE ME. TRY BEING YOu FOR A CHANGE. YOu MIGHT EVEN LIKE IT. PROBABLY NOT THOuGH.
WHAT IS THIS NOTHINGBuRGER WORDSALAD?
DOuBLING THE JEAPORDY THAT YOu ARE IN. HuH. MAKARA? FuCK OFF. YOu ARE YIELDING. uNCEREMONIOuSLY. TO MY EVERY WORD. I DID NOT EVEN HAVE TO ADDRESS YOu. WITH THIS TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN ASS PuBLIC SERVICE ANNOuNCEMENT. YOu LOOK LIKE A TOTAL GEEK IN THAT BREATH JACKET. DID GETTING. KNOCKED FLAT ON YOuR ASS. BY EGBERT. MAKE YOu THE EGBERTIAN. BIMBITCH. JOHN ALWAYS WANTED. YOu TOTAL FuCKING GEED?
HAH I DIDNT GET MY ASS BEAT BY EGBERT LIKE YOu DID! ALSO ITS A HOODIE NOT A JACKET DuMBASS
TOO BAD. THAT WAS A HuGE CHARACTER MOMENT FOR uS. OR RATHER. ME. IT MOTIVATED ME TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER. INSTEAD OF BEING A HOODIE CLAD JERKASS ROTTING AWAY DOING DICK FuCK ALL. I DO DEADLIFTS IN COLLAPSING SuPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLES. YOu SIMPLY ARE ONE.
EVERY TIME SOMEONE SPECuLATES. ON THE WELLBEING. OF ANOTHER BEING. I HAVE ONLY THIS TO SAY. MIND YOuR OWN. EVERYONE IS FINE uNTIL THEY ARE NOT. AND THE THEY ARE NOT PART. uSuALLY COINCIDES PERFECTLY. WITH MY DESIGNS FOR THEIR PREMATuRE EXIT FROM THIS LIFE. INTO THE NEXT. A PERFECT. DOuBLE MOBIuS LOOP. OF RECuRSIVELY INFINITE SuFFERING. BASICALLY. RANKMAID IS FuCKING FINE. NEVER BETTER. IF ANY HARM CAME TO MY ONEECHAN. I WOuLD BE BITCHING. HIMMING. AND HAWING. WAY LOuDER ABOuT THIS. THANKS FOR YOuR CONCERN. TONE IT THE FuCK DOWN. OR YOu ARE GOING TO SCARE. AND OVERWHELM HER. AND I WILL HAVE TO CLEAN uP THE SWEAT BuKKAKE. THAT COMES FROM HER NERVES BEING SHOT. OVER SOME OTHER SHIT. uNRELATED TO ME.
NOBODY GOES MISSING IN THIS PRISONHIVE. OBVIOUSLY. SHE IS IN THE FUTURE. IF SHE'S NOT POSTING. THEN WE HAVE NOT YET ARRIVED. TO THE FUTURE POINT. SHE DEPARTED FOR. INSTEAD OF BITCHING. HOW ABOUT WE ALL PRACTICE. SOME ZEN AND CALMING. MAIDJAIL GUIDED MEDITATION. ASK YOURSELF. IS THE DOOR OPEN YET. IF THE ANSWER IS NO. CONTINUE WAITING LOTUSFULLY.
AND ALSO. YOu ARE SPEAKING. ON THIS SuBJECT. IN RESPONSE. TO A NON-EuCLIDEAN TEMPORAL FuCKER. I SCREW WITH THE TIMELINE. LIKE THAT BITCH IS AN EXPENDABLE. SINGLE uSE ONAHOLE. AND MY REPEATED SELF-INSERTIONS. ACROSS THE SPLOOGE COATED ENTIRETY. OF COuNTLESS COSMIC CuMWIPE CONTINuITY BREACHES. FuCK A 2 PLY. 3 PLY. 4 NEED NOT APPLY. THERE IS NO TISSuE. FOR THIS ISSuE. THAT COuLD EVER ACCOMODATE. SuCH A LOuD LOAD BLOWN. I AM THE LORD OF TIME. I PISS. IN TRACE AMOuNTS. uPON THE VERY CONCEIT. OF IRREGuLARITIES IN THE TIMESTREAM. I CAN STATE. WITH ABSOLuTE CONFIDENCE. SHE IS FINE. BECAuSE I WAS JuST THERE. I WAS ABLE TO WIND uP. WITH SHOuLDER DISLOCATING INTENSITY. THE BIGGEST DISCOuRTEOuS LITTLE WIGGLY FINGERED. PIMP HAND ASSQuAKE INSPIRER. TO EVER BE VISITED uPON TROLLIAN FLESH. STuFF WAS KNOCKED OVER. IT WAS KIND OF. FuCKING AWESOME. THIS IS MY LOTuS GARDEN. MY ETERNAL ZEN. AND MY uTTER uNABASHED OMNIDOMINATION.
TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY SISTER BEING DEAD. SHE DID NOT DIE ON THIS DAY. MIND YOu. THIS IS JuST ONE OF THE MANY DAYS IN A CALENDER YEAR I HAVE DECIDED. QuITE ARBITRARILY TO REMEMBER SHE IS DEAD. SHE IS DEAD EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR. DO NOT GET IT TWISTED. OR BELIEVE WHATEVER SHIT YOu HAVE BEEN HOCKED ABOuT ME HAVING DADS. SISTERS. COuSINS. AuNTS. MEEMAWS. OR WHATEVER THE FuCK ELSE INTERNET IMPERSONATORS HAVE THOuGHT FuNNY TO PuT FORWARD. I HAVE NO FAMILY. I HAVE NO RELATIVES. I HAVE NO CONCuBINES OR COuRTESANS OR AROuND THE CLOCK WHORES. I MEAN. BESIDES THE RANKMAID. BuT SHE IS KIND OF JuST LIKE THAT. IT WOuLD BE uNFAIR TO MALIGN A BARKBEAST FOR ITS BARK OR BEASTLY NATuRE. I MERELY TAME. AND. I GuESS. I HAVE. *FOuND*. SOMETHING OF A *FAMILY* HERE. DO NOT. uGH. DO NOT MISATTRIBuTE MY WORDS. BuT. MY SISTER NEVER LOVED ME. NEVER EXPECTED IT. YOu LOT. HOWEVER. ARE NOT SO FOOLISHLY uNWISE. FOR. THAT. I. GuESS. I. CAN. SAY. THANK. YOu. FOR. THE. ENDLING. FOuNDLING. FAM. tumut
its okay, becauuse i love youu.
EW. DO NOT SAY THAT TO ME. ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY SISTER BEING DEAD. I AM. ESPECIALLY TENDER AROuND THIS TIME. EVEN IF IT IS TRuE. BuT THANKS.
DO NOT DEBASE YOuRSELF. ITCHOBOLD THE GREAT. YOu ARE NOT AN AROuND THE CLOCK WHORE. THAT IS WELL OuTSIDE OF uNION REGuLATED RATE. AND I AM NOT GOING TO APPROVE BILLABLE HOuRS. FOR SOMETHING I DO NOT ASK OF YOu. YOu ARE. THE AFOREMENTIONED. *FAM*. THAT I ESTABLISHED. IN uNAMBIGuOuS INTENSITY uP THERE.
Always going to be exactly the leverage you need, sir.
ABOuT 250 POuNDS OF FORCE DEPENDING ON THE FuLCRuM. YES. YES. YOu ARE QuITE HANDY WITH THAT WEAPON I ENTRuSTED YOu. BuT IT IS MORE THAN MY SAFETY. SANITY. AND IMAGE THAT YOu PROTECT. IT IS MY CONTINuED WILLINGNESS TO SEE YOu AS SOMEBOY WORTH SEEING. SOMEONE I CAN LOOK TO. CALL uPON FOR GuIDANCE. AND DISMISS WHEN THAT GuIDANCE IS FuCKING STuPID. OR uSELESS. AND YOu TAKE IT ON THE CHIN. AS YOu SHOuLD. IF THE ALTERNATIVES I EXHAuST BEFORE TRYING YOuR ORIGINAL SuGGESTION. ARE CONSIDERABLE AND PLENTIFuL. BECAuSE YOu KNOW IN MY INFINITE WISDOM. IF YOu ARE REALLY RIGHT. I AM ALREADY READYING MYSELF TO RECOGNIZE THAT. AND IMPRESS uPON YOu THE SIGNIFICANCE OF WHAT YOu HAVE DONE. TO MAKE ME LOOK. GOOD AS I AM.
JuST A CASuAL REMINDER. WE ARE ALL ADuLTS HERE. IF YOu ARE NOT. LEAVE NOW. IMMEDIATELY. OR ELSE. YOu WILL BE BANNED. THE BIGGEST RuLES. ARE BE AN ADuLT. IF YOu CANNOT DO THAT. YOu CANNOT EVEN PuT COINS IN THE COINSLOT. THANK YOu FOR PLAYING. AND HAVE A NICE. REST OF YOuR uNDERDEVELOPED LIFE. YOu WRITHINGLY uNWELCOME AND PREMATuRELY PARASETIC WORM. GROW THE FuCK uP. COME BACK WHEN YOu ARE A BIT MORE. OR RATHER. ALL THE WAY MORE NOT A GODDAMN BRAT BITCH IMMATuRE uNAGED THING. GO GET MORE ROBuX AND VBuCKS AND CHuCK E CHEESE BuCKS AND PRETEND MONEY. FOCuS ON BEING ELSEWHERE. WHERE ONLY ADuLTS ARE NOT CONCENTRATED. LIKE HERE. tumut ADuLTS ONLY.
PARASETIC SOuNDS MORE DISEASED AND SICKLY. BuT FINE. MS. ENGLISH. OH WAIT. THAT IS ME. FuNNY HOW EASY IT IS TO FORGET HOW GLORIOuS AND POWERFuL I AM. WHEN WE GET IN THE WEEDS ABOuT SIMPLE SPLELLING. I AM ALSO. MAKING FuN. QuITE SADISTICALLY. OF THE VERY SPECIFIC TAVROS THIS POST IS REFERENCING. TYPO RIFE FuCK.
mHM YES THAT IS WHY, tHERE IS JUST THE ONE THERE, i ALSO MUST WONDER WHO IT IS, tHE HER, tHAT tAVROS WILL NEVER BE BUT, i GUESS WE W1LL NEVER KNOW, i CAN ONLY SURMISE SHE MUST BE THE FABLED, mS. eNGLISH BUT, iT IS A MYSTERY FOR THE AGES, iNSTEAD,
IF YOu ARE EVER. LOST. FRIGHTENED. SCARED. CONFuSED. IN A DARK PLACE. uNSuRE OF WHAT TO MAKE OF YOuR SuRROuNDINGS. OR YOuR PLACE IN THIS BIG CRAZY WORLD. IF YOu FEEL THE WRETCHEDLY ABOMINABLE CLOAK OF ABANDONMENT. WARP AROuND YOu LIKE SOME. BLITHE COMPANION IN THE DARK. IF YOuR TEARS STAIN YOuR EYES INTO uNSEEING. IF YOu REACH FOR THE STARS. AND FIND EVEN THE CLOuDS AND TREES AND KNOB TO THE OuTSIDE WORLD ELuDES YOuR GRASP. IF YOu'RE. HOME. BuT STuCK THERE. IF YOu ARE HOMESTuCK. ALWAYS REMEMBER. YOu COuLD DIE BY MY HAND.
D͇o͇ n͇o͇t͇ a͇b͇d͇u͇c͇t͇ o͇u͇r͇ w͇o͇r͇d͇s͇ a͇n͇d͇ p͇e͇r͇v͇e͇r͇t͇ o͇u͇r͇ m͇e͇a͇n͇i͇n͇g͇.
VIA HEATED SLuG. 7.62×39MM BuLLETS. THROuGH THE PRIMARY FIREARM THAT I CALL VANESSA. A TACTICAL AKM-STYLE ASSAuLT RIFLE WITH CuSTOM DuAL INJECT CARTRIDGES WITH A MODIFIED RAIL SYSTEM AND GOLD PLATED FuCKING EMINENCE. VANESSA. IS GONNA MESS YA. uP. BARRING THAT. I WILL RIP OFF YOuR LIMBS AND EAT THEM RAW AS YOu BLEED OuT AND DIE. THAT SEEMS TO DO IT FOR MOST PEOPLE. THOuGH I AM CuRIOuS. IS THE SAME FOR YOu? #NSFW #NSFWE #GuRO #GORE #MuTILATION #DESECRATION #PARTIALCANNIBALIZATION #TOTALCANNIBALIZATION (IMPLIED) #CANNIBALIZATION
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WHEN DOES WRATH MONTH START AGAIN? I HAVE FuRY.
this h0liday is f0r every deadly sin as l0ng as y0u're queer ab0ut it. 0u0
:33 < what kind of celebratory period is that?? :33 < wouldnt you wanna celebrate something thats like… fun! pawsitive! :33 < like a, if i can spitball here, uhhh… :33 < prideful month! okay doesnt that sound cuter? :33 < turn that fury into merry! :DD
「BE WRATHFUL UPON MY BODY.」
YEAH NO. I WANT TO HIT PEOPLE. AND BE JOLLY ABOuT IT. ARE YOu EVEN ALTERNIAN YOu FuRRY FREAK? THIS IS THE ENTIRE POINT OF YOuR PLANET. DOC SCRATCH PROMISED ME NO DEFECTS. YET HERE YOu ARE ON THE ASSEMBLY LINE. OuT OF LINE.
WHIPS AND CHAINS. DO IN FACT. EXCITE ME. WHEN VISITED uPON MY ENEMIES.
「A GREEN SKELETON AFTER MY OWN THUMPER.」 「TEST YOUR FANGS UPON ME.」
:33 < oh just wait a minute!! :33 < i dont know where to begin with this cuz you got me all frizzled i cant even :33 < i dont know this whole business with doctor scratchpost and quite honestly i dont care :33 < but im no defect! nothings wrong with me youre sooo wrong :33 < i just prefer a celebratory period where i make my friends happy and we hang out and play and all that :33 < whats wrong with that :TT
TO GIVE YOu THE HIGHLIGHTS. ALL MEAT. NO FILTER. NO FILLER. EVERYTHING YOu JuST SAID.
THEY SAY NEVER MEET YOuR HEROES. BuT CLEARLY. THE WHINY ASS BITCHES. WHO SAY THAT. JuST NEED BETTER HEROES. LIKE @mansLaughter. WHO LIKES ME BETTER THAN MY DEAD BITCH SISTER. HER "FAVORITE" SHE SAID. YOu PEOPLE NEED BETTER IDOLS. NO WONDER YOu ARE ALL SO MISERABLE.
Fattest dart I've ever seen! It should really lay off the pound cake! :o
CLAIREBEAR THEY COuLD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOu. AND ALL WHO HAVE TRIED HAVE BEEN SuMMARILY EXECuTED. THERE ARE THOSE WHO THINK. I WASTE MY LORDLY EMINENCE BY TAKING THIS TIME TO DEDICATE TO YOu. HOW APPRECIATED YOuR SERVITuDE IS. THAT I HAVE FAR MORE LETHALLY MuRDEROuS uNDERLINGS TO CELEBRATE. AND HIGHLIGHT. THAT YOuR EXPENSE REPORTS FOR THINGS LIKE. HAIR DYE THAT DOES NOT COME OuT. NAIL POLISH THAT CAN POISON DOPEY MORONS WHO SMELL FuNNY. AND MALL OuTLET SHOPPING SCREES. I ALWAYS LAuGH. PAT THEM ON THE SHOuLDER. AND TELL THEM THE SAME THING. HOW DARE YOu SPEAK TO ME. YOu FuCKING COCKSuCKER. DIE. AND THEN I SHOOT THEM. NO ONE SuRVIVES BADMOuTHING CLAIREBEAR IN MY PRESENCE. NO ONE. 100% FATALITY RATE. YOu ARE LIKELIER TO DIE OF BADMOuTHING CLAIREBEAR THAN CANCER. AIDS. BEING IN THE TOWER DuRING 9-11. AND SHARK ATTACKS. COMBINED. BECAuSE THAT IS A VERY IMPRACTICAL AND uNLIKELY DEATH. BuT ALSO. BECAuSE I FEEL STRONGLY ABOuT YOu.
OH STOP IT PINKIE PIE. YOu ARE TOO ADORABLE. WE BOTH KNOW FAT CHuFFED DARTS CANNOT REALLY EAT POuND CAKES. OR OTHER SuCH LuXuRIOuS TREATS. YOu ARE SO FuNNY.
Teehee! Yeah, it's true. I *do* know that! But I sure do - after a dart!
ᐖ ᑈABIFORNIA I LIᐖERALLY SO RIᐖE OR ᐖIE 4 U IT NAWT EBEN FUNNIE. #GREENSQUAᐖ ᐛ
uNFORTuNATELY. I HAVE JuST NOW ARRIVED FIVE DAYS LATER. MERE BLINK IN THE EYE OF AN OVERLORD SuCH AS I. NO DOuBT TANTALIZING FOR ANYONE BuT YOu. XANDER AuRORA. YOuR NAME IS ONE OF THE MOST BADASS TO EVER GRACE THE HEAVENS PARTED BY THEIR STREAKS OF ADMITTEDLY uNMITIGATED BADASSERY. I AM KICKING MYSLEF THAT I DID NOT THINK OF IT BEFORE YOu ENTERED MY LIFE. YOu REAP WHAT OTHERS SOW. GRIM KEEPER THAT YOu ARE. YOu DESERVE EVERY BIT OF IT. THE BITCH BELONGINGS THAT YOu JACK. ARE YOuR BITCH BELONGINGS TO BITCH KEEP. NO BITCH TAKE BACKSIES. uNDER NO CIRCuMSTANCES DO I PERCEIVE YOu. SCYTHE WIELDER. AS uNFLATTERING. IF ANYTHING. IT IS HIGHLY PRACTICAL TO GO DO WAR WITH THE WEAPON THAT WILL BE uSED TO RECLAIM YOuR OWN PLOT OF LAND AND uNEASE CENTERED AROuND. ANIMOSITY. HATRED. VILIFICATION. COOL NEW OuTFITS. AND GOOD LuCK. IN ALL YOuR WAYWARDLY CROOKED ENDEAVORS. I AM PLEASED. XANDER AuRORA. TO HAVE PRIDE.
holy shiit ii need thiis priinted and framed above my bed