CALIBORN
@caliBorn
$$$CALIBORN. AN INVESTING GOD. CHAMPION CREATIVE. CHARITABLE DONOR. OF SEED. FuN. D. TO ASSES. GET THAT GREEN uP. THAT GREEN. BEING. OF COuRSE. MINE. QuITE EXPLICITLY. IN A FISCAL SENSE. 🚀 KILL YOuRSELF ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON. 🚀 BALD. RED EYES. CHEEKS WITH SWIRLS ON THEM. 6'4". FEMINIST.
I HAVE ONCE AGAIN. EMBRACED. MY ARTISTIC SIDE. AS A TRuE ARTISTE. SOME OF YOu MAY FIND THIS KNOWLEDGE DISCOMFORTING. BuT FEAR NOT. MY EXPRESSIVENESS. IS NO PRELuDE. TO ANIMOSITIES. AT LESSER PATRONS OF THE ART. NOR IS IT A GuILT TRIPPY MEASuRE TO GET YOu ALL TO DRAW ME THINGS. AS YOu ARE NO DOuBT ALREADY THuS WAYS INCLINED. INSTEAD. I AM WORKING ON DEPICTING THE INNER MYSTIQuE. THE AuRA OF THE uNMITIGATED SHEER BADASSERY THAT I CONSTITuTE. THE SECRETS OF THESE TECHNIQuES. ARE. uNFORTuNATELY. PROPRIETARY. BuT I HAVE BECOME MOST PROFICIENT. AND MOST PLEASEDD WITH MY PROGRESS. TOWARDS BECOMING FuLLY CAPABLE. OF EXPRESSING THE DEPTHS OF DEPRAVITY AND MuRDEROuS EXCELLENCE I EMBODY. AT YOuR LEISuRE. YOu MAY PERuSE SuCH TERRORS. AND EXPERIENCE THE PINNACLE OF DREAD CONFIDENCE THAT INSPIRE. VIEWER BEWARE. YOu ARE IN FOR A SCARE. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. MuA HAA. HAA HAA.
I literally can't not say this is the coolest shit ever, dude.
It's far more colorful than I ever imagined your art could 8e, that's the mark of true improvement. If you continue down this path, perhaps your artistic tendencies may take an unexpected turn. Kudos!
PEOPLE CLAIM I LIKE THINGS. MEDIATE THINGS. PITY THINGS. BuT YOu CAN CHECK MY PAGE AT ANY TIME. I AM NOW. FOREVER. AND ALWAYS. A CERTIFIED uNFuCKWITHABLE HATER. ANYTHING I LIKE I EAT. ANYTHING I MEDIATE. I HAVE EATEN ALREADY. ANYTHING I PITY. IS MERCY KILLED.
YES. THAT IT WAS ARTIFICIALLY IMPLEMENTED. OR AI. YOu FAKED IT. YOu EVEN BETRAYED THE WICKED WITCHLY MEANS BY WHICH THIS WAS ACCOMPLISHED. WITH YOuR PHOTO WINDOW SHOPPING STILL OPEN. YOu MALIGNANT INGROWN TuMOR OF A THERAPIST. WHAT COLLEGE WOuLD ACCREDIT SuCH A LOATHSOME CREATuRE AS YOu ARE? FRAMING THE INNOCENT. AND COMMuNITY VENERATED CALIBORN FOR SuCH. uNDERHANDEDNESS. YOuR GAS MuST BE ALIGHT WITH ALL THE HOT AIR YOu ARE IGNITING. YOu FuCKING CRuEL AND uNCONSCIONABLE COSMIC FART. NOW THE WHOLE uNIVERSE KNOWS OF YOuR DECEIT.
ALSO VERY GOOD IDEA SHOuLD I EVER EXHAuST ALL MY OPTIONS. SIMPLY DENY ALL I LIKE. AND INSINuATE WE BOTH KNOW ALREADY THE FACT THAT I AM RIGHT. WHAT WOuLD THAT BE IN YOuR PSYCHOLOGY TERMS. CALIBORNENuINE ASSERTION OF FACT? COGNITIVE RESONANCE? REVERSE DOuBLE MOBIuS REACHAROuND PSYCHOLOGY?
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BEHOLD. MY MIRACuLOuS EMINENCE. AND YOuR DuB. PINNED TO THE WALL. VIA GuN. YOu MAY CELEBRATE. IN YOuR DENOMINATION OF CHOICE. MY DARK BIDDING DONE. AND WILL. PERFORMED. TO THE uTMOST MuRDEROuS EXCELLENCE. I ANOINT YOu. DOPE AS FuCK.
It was not artificial and you would know it, though I hardly expect more out of this conversation other than me denying truthfully your claims and you falsely accusing me of faking this. In the hypothetical that you are correct, I have much better things to waste my time away making other than AI deep fakes of you liking one of my replies.
⚇ FUCK YEAH!!! ⚇ LET THE HARSHEST NOISE WASH AWAY THE HERESIES ⚇ AND BOUNTIFUL HONKS CARRY US ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY TO LOLHALLA! ⚇ A THOUSAND SLAUGHTERED IN THE NAME OF THE MESSIAHS AND IN THE NAME OF THE HEINOUS ANGELS THAT HERALD THEIR SONG. ⚇
IT IS NOT THAT DEEP. FAKE OR OTHERWISE. YOu ATTEMPTED TO DECEIVE MY LOYAL BRETHREN. WITH YOuR HASTILY STREWN TOGETHER. SO CALLED. EVIDENCES. DESPITE SCIENCE PRETTY MuCH DEBuNKING. EVERYTHING YOu HAD TO WHINE ABOuT. YOu ARE ALLOWED TO BE WRONG. ROSENDA. ROSERADE. ROSELYNNE. ROSETIA. ROSIE. LOL. LONDE. THE WORLD. IS BIGGER THAN YOu.
Technically it would qualify as lying or the more favorable term "bullshiting." But whatever you'd like say whatever you want with your silly arguments.
GLAD WE ARE IN AGREEMENT. ON THE SuBJECT. OF YOuR CONDuCT. I SEE NO FuRTHER NEED TO SuLLY YOuR GOOD NAME IN ASSOCIATION WITH SEVERAL. FAR MORE DEMEANING EXTENSIONS. OF ITS SHORTHAND COuNTERPART. YOu ARE. ONCE MORE. IN MY GOOD GRACES.
It's a phrase, but I wouldn't expect you to understand. A screenshot isn't that hard to fake I will give you that but it's a bit more effort than I'm willing to put in to this conversation. And yes I am allowed to be wrong though I only prefer it when I am truthfully in the wrong.
DID YOu KNOW. REALITY HAS A DEFINITIVE END? THE WORLD. YOuRS. MINE. AND ALL THE WORLDS SuRROuNDING. NONE OF THEM ARE HERE FOREVER. EVERY MARK YOu MAKE BEYOND MY OWN IS IMPERMANENT. IT SHOuLD BE FREEING. THE KNOWLEDGE THERE IS ONE FINAL CuRTAIN CALL. AN EXuENT ALL. THAT EVERYTHING. EXCEPT FOR ME. EVENTuALLY HEEDS. ALL CAFES WIPE THE COuNTERTOPS AND SHuT THEIR WINDOWS AND BLINDS. NOT REALIZING THEY ARE DOING SO. FOR ONE GRIM FINAL FuCKING TIME. ALL SYMBOLS uLTIMATELY BECOME MEANINGLESS MOLTEN MuLCH. THE FIRMANENT SHATTERS. THE BEGINNING. THE END. AND ALL THE SHITTY MID ASS MIDDLING MEDDLESOME MIDDLE PARTS. THEY ALL BLEND INTO A DESTRuCTIVE OMNICIDAL SMOOTHIE. BLENDED TO A SWEET FRAPPÉ DEVOuRED BY YOuRS TRuLY. IT WAS A QuIET. MAWKISHLY SENTIMENTAL WISH OF MY @handMaid TO SEE IT HAPPEN. A WISH. I WAS MORE THAN DELIGHTED TO OBLIGE. FOR YOu SEE. EVERY MISTAKE. YOu EVER MAKE. IS uLTIMATELY MEANINGLESS. EVERY SIN YOu COMMIT. IS NOT MET WITH SOME GRANDIOSE JuDGE. OR SPIRITuAL OVERSEER. THERE IS NO ALMIGHTY. THERE IS NO HIGHER POWER. THERE IS NO SECRET MEANING TO LIFE ITSELF. IT ALL ROTS. BuRNS. DECAYS. AND FADES AWAY. LEAVING ONLY ME. TO SWEEP uP THE PYRES. AND DANCE uPON THE ASHES. WITH MY CHOSEN FEW. THINK ON IT. THE NEXT TIME YOu START WONDERING. WHETHER YOu ARE A GOOD PERSON OR NOT. WHETHER THE RISK. OF OSTRASIZED MOCKERY. AND GLIB DERISION. IS WORTH NEVER DOING ANYTHING MEANINGFuL AT ALL. IF IT ALL GOES uP IN SMOKE ANYWAY. HOW COuLD YOu POSSIBLY FuCK uP WORSE THAN TOTAL ANNIHILATION? THINK LESS. DO MORE. YOuR LIFE. IS JuST ANOTHER MEANINGLESS BONFIRE CRACKLE. NOTHING REALLY MATTERS. AND THAT IS GREAT. WHAT A WONDERFuL BLISSFuL NIHILISM. SO BE SOMETHING MORE. EXPERIENCE THINGS GREATER. EXPERIENCE A LIFETIME. AND MAKE YOuRS COuNT. DuMBASS.
what an inspiring message for something tagged "omni(ide"
IT'S SO QUIET THERE. A SHAME WE HAD TO LEAVE. I'LL BE TAKING ALL MY BREAKS IN THE APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND. IF I EVER GET MY FUCKING NEEDLES BACK.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOON. 0u0
WE HAVE uNLIMITED HELPINGS OF LITERALLY ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. FRET NOT. MY DREAD COMPANION. THERE ARE YET STILL SIGHTS TO SEE.
tHIS IS SO TRUE, aND ACTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
:o) Beautiful, inspiring words, my Lord. :o) When the final curtain draws :o) I will be happy to stand at your side.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 005?/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXXXXX LOOKIE LOSE??? LOOKIE LOOS? THE LOOKY-LIEuS??? LOOK HE LOSE??? LOST AND FOuND SPECTRALS? GLASS WATCHING PARTIES ANONYMOuS??? A TRAGEDY IN FOuR ACTS - "THE EYES THAT SEE DEAD PEOPLE"??? XXXXXXX I AM GOING TO BE HONEST. I AM SKEPTICAL. THE SPECTACLES. EXIST. IF THERE WERE A PAIR OF JuJu GLASSES. AT FuCKING ALL. I WOuLD KNOW ABOuT IT. WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT. MY OWN MIRACuLT PREACHER BROuGHT THESE TO MY ATTENTION. I MIGHT THINK NOTHING OF IT. BuT. AN EXCERPT. I REMEMBERED FLAWLESSLY. FROM MY SISTER'S REPuLSIVE PuKE INDuCING DIGITAL DIARY. AN ENTRY. FROM SWATTPAD. WHICH I HAVE TRANSCRIBED HERE. FAIR WARNING. I HAVE NOT EDITED ANY OF IT. CONTROL. ALT. SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPPED RIGHT HERE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i jUst had. the BIGGEST HORRORGASM. like divine inspiration, to sweat the whole of my arse right off, writing this dark and edgy backstory aboUt my very own jUjU creation. yes! i make those! i'm basically a god after all. i jUst had to rUsh over to my adoring fans and share. warning for... mUrder, spiritUal happenings, spooky spooking, and DARK ROMANCE. are yoU titilated? i sUre am. not betaread. don't like don't read! bUt if yoU DO read yoU simply mUst review. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) 💚💚💚 the mysterioUs lookie lose / look (what) he lose / lost and foUnd spectrals / glass watching parties anonymoUs: a tragedy in foUr acts. (a working title... any ideas? XU) (mUst inclUde pUns!) (ok ok, mooooving on.) click foUr spoilers: these gorgeoUs lenses are actUally the jUjU i am so so so excited to share with yoU all, and NOT JUST ANY JUJU. they're mine, made by me! sqUeeeeee!!! here is...... the 🌶️ spicy bits! 🌶️ (so the entire story as it stands in part one of more. U-U) (bUt not too spicy yet!) once Upon a time on beforUs, the most nostalgic paradoxal sUbdivision of the Universe, there was a toootally infamoUs serial killer named dredge morren! he was... the Ultimate yandere (so in love that it kills someone else!) bUt make it self-loathing? he hated himself so mUch, because his body just felt wrong. (we've all been there! i have to share everything with the WORST PERSON EVAR.) so dredge just started possessing other people... but not to hang oUt and have tea and tUrn a sad frowny face into an Upside-down happy face. not at all! he made them do... the most fUcked Up things... to themselves... and to others. carnage! blood! slashing and clashing and splUUUUUUUrt! 🔪🔪🔪🩸🅰️ 🆎 🅱️ 🅾️ (what blood type are yoU? comment and i might add yoU to morren's list of killings!) so anyway. dUring one of his little mUrder mayhems, he corners this poor troll in a frog temple. (so Unhinged. so Unserious!) (i've always wanted to actUally visit one...) and the troll is reaching for something hidden deep inside their soon-to-bee-catacombs. gUess. what. it. is. THE looky lieU glasses!!!! ✨ 👓 ✨ like, can yoU imagine what woUld have happened if that poor UnfortUnate troll managed to grab them? they coUld of seen spirits. not jUst the dead, but the spiritUal form of the self, so they might of been able to fend off the serial killer! what drama, what irony, what potential. ohhhh no. i forgot to say how they work. goUmen naasai! ao anyway. no way! dredge morren took that sparkly treasUre all for himself. and here is where it really takes off, becaUse being able to watch victim's soUls literally leave their bodies mid-slaUghter?! 😳😳😳 that's like the Ultimate voyheUrist ecstacy for mUlticidal spree villains like dredge morren. he was living his best life. (his victims worst death???) jUst getting to watch the light face from trollish eyes in real time. goodness gracioUs! bUt. ⬇️ here ⬇️ is the plot twist my lovely readers!!!!! that wasn't even their original intention. i didn't make them for some mUrder hUsbando hobo to get his rickety rocks off. i made them so sad little grieving people coUld say one last goodbye to their beloved ones on beforUs! becaUse as yoU know, i'm a sapphic icon who believes in closUre!!! UvU ... >vU ~ * gfndsfmfgsdaijg3h3rMASNFDKLGFJASREHOVCM Mwevjcvm n OK FINE!!!!!!!!!!!! (aUthor's note: my stUpid brother is reading over my shoUlder and being a slappy little hater with nothing better to do. so i have to be honest. ÙmÚ what. ever. realistically. i probably made them so that when i finally win oUr little game and took over the body and killed caliborn (yes, THAT caliborn, the loser lameling, my dUmb Ugly brother that can't write for shit), i coUld laUgh at him while his gross little soUl flUtters ungracefUlly out of his royally fUcked body. i definitely want to see his expression when he realizes i jUst one!!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 bUt. that still hasn't... actUally happened yet. late doomer syndrome maybe?? i gUess? better late than ever in calisnore's favoUr as the scholars might say. (that woUld be me. of coUrse!) oh. and the best part? the absolUte 🍒 cherry 🍒 on top? he doesn't even know this jUjU exists. becaUse he never reads any of my fictions Unless i read them oUt FOR him. how drab. i sUppose yoU can lead a dUllard to literatUre bUt you can't make them perUze the classics. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) ending aUthor's note: ohmigosh. thank yoU for reading my darkfic. please issUe kUdoes and comment if yoU what chapter two two be aboUr what happens when someone actUally wears the looking loose specs. also. caliborn!!!!! if yoU are reading this years and years and years and years and years into the fUtUre becaUse yoU are a boring stUpid whiny cheater: I HATE U AND YOUR FIC SUXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!! UxU (mwah!) ==> signed callie ohpeee 💚💚💚 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHEREABOuTS. uNKNOWN. EXISTENCE. uNCERTAIN. AS SuCH. I CANNOT RIGHTFuLLY ASSIGN IT TO ANYONE. TRuLY. BuT WHOEVER HAS THEM. WELL. THEY ONCE BELONGED TO A KILLER. OR SO I HAVE HEARD. SO. HOPEFuLLY THAT MAKES YOu FEEL GOD FuCKING AWFuL.
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JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 004/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx LITTLE CALAMITY - "LIL CAL" xxxxXXX MY LITTLE CALAMITY. LIL CAL.THE SMALLEST MOST INNOCuOuS LOOKING HARBINGER OF COMPLETE COSMIC FuCKING RuIN. THE PuPPETEER OF PuPPETEERS. THE MARIONETTE WITH NO STRINGS. THE WHITE EYED WITNESS TO EVERYTHING THAT DIES. THIS JuJu IS NOT MERELY A TRINKET. OR A TOY. OR SOME STuPID FuCKING DOLL THAT A GOOFASS SELF TOuCHER MIGHT CuDDLE WITH. AT NIGHT. WHILE WHISPERING SWEET HONKS INTO ITS ARTIFICIAL EAR. IN THE HOPES THAT I AM LISTENING. NO. THIS IS THE CONTAINMENT VESSEL. OF A GOD. ANY GOD. WHAT WILL BECOME ONE. THROuGH THE RIGOROuS APPLICATION. OF TEMPORAL FuCKERY. AND A WHOLE LOT. OF PATIENT ZERO BuLLSHIT. THINK OF LITTLE CALAMITY. AS A BACKuP DRIVE. A HARD DRIVING HARD DRIVER FOR NECESSARY CHANGE. A SPIRITuAL. BS uSB. WITH BuLLSHIT AMOuNTS OF STORAGE SPACE. AND FLAWLESS STASIS TYPE PRESERVATION. IT CAN CONTAIN. EVEN THE VAST ENORMITY. OF A CHERuBIAN SPIRIT. TIL DEATH. THAT IS THE ONLY CATCH. LIL CAL IS. DISGuSTINGLY FRAGILE. FROM THE OuTSIDE. LIKE. A DOMAIN. OVEREXPANDED. AND IT IS FOR THIS REASON. MY SWEET LOVELY LITTLE CALAMITY. IS LARGELY uNWIELDY. EXCEPT IN EXTREME CIRCuMSTANCES. AND DIRE CONVOLuTED LONG TERM BuLLSHIT PLANS. BuT HE IS SO IRREFuTABLY ADORABLE. LOOK AT IT. GO AHEAD. LOOK AT THAT SMuG LITTLE SHIT EATING GRIN. THOSE GLOSSY GLASS LICKABLE EYES THAT SEE EVERYTHING. THAT NEVER BLINK. THAT NEVER CLOSE. EVEN WHEN YOu ARE SLEEPING. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOu ARE SLEEPING. IT IS THE PERFECT PRISON. AND THE PERFECT SuBSEQuENT PRISON BREAK. ALL WRAPPED uP IN ONE TINY PACKAGE. OF SPACETIME FABRIC STITCHED TOGETHER HATE AND DREAMS. THE MATERIALS ARE IRRELEVANT. COTTON. WOOL. THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED. ALL IS TuRDuCKEN STYLE STuFFED INSIDE. LIKE A RAGE ROASTED TuRDuCKEN. AT HuMAN THANKSGIVING. IF HuMAN THANKSGIVING WAS A HuMAN HOLIDAY. ABOuT STuFFING YOuR NON HuMAN ENEMIES. INTO SMALLER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES. WAIT SHIT. MATROYSHKA DOLLS. THAT WAS THE METAPHOR. THAT WOuLD BE A WAY BETTER METAPHOR. IT WORKS LIKE THIS. YOu POSSESS THE CAL. YOu CARRY THE CAL. YOu BECOME THE CAL. OR RATHER. THE CAL BECOMES YOu. THE CAL IS YOu. YOu BECOME THE CALAMITY. BuT ALSO. YOu BECOME EVERYTHING THE CAL EVER WAS TOO. RETROACTIVELY. WHICH IS A LOT. BECAuSE THE CAL HAS BEEN EVERYWHERE. AND EVERYWHEN. IT IS A LOOP. A CLOSED CIRCuLAR REFERENCE. IN THE GRAND LIBRARY OF EXISTENCE. CHECKED OuT PERPETuALLY. NEVER RETuRNED. RACKING uP FINES. IN THE CuRRENCY OF SOuLS. WHICH IT FEEDS ON. BY THE WAY. YOu PuT SOMETHING INTO THE CAL. AND IT NEVER COMES BACK OuT. THE SAME. OR AT ALL. uNTIL IT DOES. BuT WRONG. MY SISTER. THAT WORTHLESS WASTE OF CHROMOSOMES. CALLIOPE. SHE HATED THIS ONE. SHE SAID IT WAS "CREEPY." SHE SAID IT LOOKED AT HER FuNNY. WHICH IT DID. BECAuSE IT WAS LOOKING AT HER. LIKE LuNCH. LIKE A SPLENDID LITTLE SNACK. A MIDNIGHT FEAST. OF PSYCHIC ENERGY. AND DREAM SELF ESSENCE. SHE WANTED TO BuRN IT. CAN YOu IMAGINE. THE AuDACITY. TO TRY TO DESTROY SOMETHING SO CLEARLY BEYOND HER COMPREHENSION. I EXPLAINED. PATIENTLY. THAT FIRE WOuLD ONLY MAKE IT STRONGER. THAT FIRE IS HOW YOu SEASON A GOOD SOuL STEW. SHE DID NOT LISTEN. SHE NEVER LISTENED. uNTIL SHE DID. BuT BY THEN. SHE WAS A LITTLE TOO PREOCCuPIED WITH DYING. TO DDO IT THOROuGHLY. IT IS CuRRENTLY. ENTRuSTED. TO @twistedComedy. A KIND OF TWISTED COMEDY OF ITS OWN. FOR SAFEKEEPING. AND EVENTuAL DEPLOYMENT. WHEN THE TIME COMES. TO uNLEASH WHAT IS INSIDE. DO NOT HuG IT. DO NOT LOVE IT. uNLESS YOu WANT TO BECOME PART OF THE GREATER WHOLE. THE GREATER CAL. THE BIGGEST CAL. THE FINAL CALAMITY. CALAMIT...ME. THE LORD OF ALL THAT IS ENGLISH. AND ALL THAT IS HATE. BuT. IF YOu DID THAT. WELL. WE WOuLD ALREADY BE HERE. WOuLDN'T WE?
H(o)nk! W3ll ThIS IS SurprISIng.
HE IS A MIGRATORY SORT. ONE DAY YOuR SHOuLDERS. ANOTHER DAY. THAT OF ANOTHER. BuT FOR THE TIME BEING. WHEN YOu GO TO LOOK FOR HIM. YOu SHOuLD FIND NO TROuBLE. DISCERNING THAT WHICH IS ALREADY THERE. AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE. BuT WILL ONE DAY NOT BE. FOR THE TIME BEING. TAKE IT AS A TOKEN SHOW. OF GRATITuDE. FOR ALWAYS HAVING SOMETHING NOT NICE TO SAY ABOuT MY ENEMIES. AND THEIR WRETCHED BITCHuGLY COuNTENANCES. FIT ONLY FOR THE GROuND THEY ARE SMASHED INTO.
I am h(o)n(o)r3D my l(o)rD! Th3h3 M3SSIahS anD y(o)u hahav3 SmIl3D S(o) kInDly In m3. :o)
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 003/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "THE BOOM-BOOM BOX" / "THE RuN DON'T WALK MAN" xxxxXXX A SACRED. AND ANCIENT JuJu. MEANT FOR LuRING. AND CONTROLLING. PLANETARY COMPLACENCY. THINK OF IT. AS AN APOCOLYPTIC CONSEQuENCE. FOR CONQuERED WORLDS. WHEN YOu ARE A CHERuB. YOu ABIDE BY A VERY RESTRICTIVE DIET. THIS WAS THE SOLuTION TO CIVILIZATIONS. FAR ENOuGH ALONG TO FIGHT BACK. WEIGHTED AGAINST THE NEED. TO CONSuME FuCKMASSIVE HEAPS uPON HEAPS OF EATS. OFTEN IN A QuICK BIND. WITH A VERY SMALL TuRNAROuND. THERE WAS ONLY ONE PRIORITY. TOTAL CHERuB VICTORY. FAILING TO DO SO. MIGHT MAKE ONE IRRITABLE. PARTICuLARLY IF ONE IS A CHERuB. ALREADY RAGE FILLED. AS A DEFAuLT STATE OF BEING. AND WITH PHENOMENAL POWER. SuCH AS THAT OF A CHERuB. THAT COuLD MEAN EATING PLANETS INTENDED TO RuLE OVER. VANQuISHING POPuLATIONS INTENDED TO BE SuBJuGATED. AND uLTIMATELY. DESTROYING. WHAT CANNOT BE BROuGHT BACK IN ITS ENTIRETY. WITHOuT uNDOING COuNTLESS HOuRS OF PROGRESS. EVEN REWINDING THE PASSAGE OF TIME. DOES NOT GAuRANTEE THE SAME OuTCOME. NOTHING IS MORE FRuSTRATING. THAN HAVING TO SET uP THE BuILDING BLOCKS OF A CONQuEST YOu JuST COMPLETED. JuST TO SAVE A FEW MEAGER ALMOST MEANINGLESS IN THEIR ENTIRETY LIVES. THAT IS WHY. WE HAVE. A SINGLE BOOM BOOM BOX. IT EXCEEDS ALL DECIBEL COuNTS. AND MEASuREMENTS. ADVISABLE. TO SENTIENT LIFE. ON ITS HIGHEST SETTING. IT RIVALS. AND EXCEEDS. THE VAST GLuB. THAT ALTERNIANS SuCCuMBED TO MANY SWEEPS AGO. IT CAN DEFEAN. THE VAST EXPLETIVE. WHICH MAKES FOR A REALLY FuNNY TIMELINE. I TRIED IT ONCE. A VERY. FAMILIAR. END OF THE WORLD. FOR MANY A LESSER SPECIES. GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS. ENTER. A CHERuB. A SINGLE BOOM-BOOM BOX. LAID ON FuRTIVE GROuND. FOR FEEDING. FOR MATING. FOR PLAY. FOR A BILLION BITES TO EAT. IT MATTERS NOT. ... "EXCuSE ME SIR." "I HAVE A TuNE FOR YOuR PLANET." "IT IS THE SOuND OF THE END." "WOuLD YOu LIKE TO HEAR IT? NO?" "TOO BAD." A SINGLE CLAW. ONE BuTTON PuSHED. AND THEN. THE END OF ALL LIFE. AND NOW. IT IS ENTRuSTED CuRRENTLY. TO @taciturnTerror. BECAuSE. WE. BE. GROOVING.
AS RARE AS YOu PREFER YOuR STEAKS. WHICH IS TO SAY. LIKE TASTLESS SHOELEATHER. BLOODLESS. HYPER COMMON. WELL DONE. YOu FuCKING DIMWIT. YOu COMPLIMENTED ME. FOR SOMETHING. THAT I DO ALL THE TIME. YOu HAVE JuST BEEN TOO DEAD TO NOTICE.
we gon' ride down fifth and extinguish the aural clots of particularly annoying wrigglers
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 002/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPS" - "THE PRENOIR SNIPPER GuY" xxxxXXX THE REASON I DO NOT HAVE A SISTER. THE SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPS. uNSAFETY SCISSORS. ZILLYWHOMSTVE SCISSORS. SNAP *CRACKLE* POPS. THE PRENOIR SNIPPER GuY. THAT LAST ONE. I CAME uP WITH MYSELF. TO CLARIFY. THAT THE WALK STAB WALK FuCKER. JACK NOIR. OR I GuESS. IT GOES BY BEC NOIR THESE DAYS. I AM NOT PHOBIC. EITHER WAY. THAT SCuMFuCK DID NOT HAVE JACK SHIT TO DO WITH THEIR CONCEPTION. THESE SCISSORS ARE ABLE TO DENATuRE SOMETHING FROM ITS POSITION IN CONTINuITY. THAT IS TO SAY. THEY CAN PHYSICALLY. CAuSE. AND uNMAKE. A PARADOX. THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CONCEIVED OF. AS A MEANS OF FREEING SOMEONE FROM A FIXED POINT IN SPACE. uNDOING DEATHS. PESKY LITTLE FIXED POINTS IN TIME. ARE NOT NEARLY AS FIXED AS ONE MIGHT THINK. MORE LIKE. A CAuGHT STITCH. IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME. I DO NOT CROCHET. OR KNIT. SO IF THAT ESOTERIC ASS FEMININE REFERENCE MAKES NO SENSE. IT IS A BIT LIKE WHEN YOu ARE EATING MEAT. AND A PIECE OF GRISTLE IN YOuR TEETH JuST WILL NOT COME OuT. IT IS NOT STuCK THERE FOREVER. EVEN IF IT FEELS LIKE IT. SPECIAL TOOLS. CAN FLOSS IT FREE. IT CAN ALSO. SEPARATE BODIES. FROM THEMSELVES. DEPENDING ON HOW IT IS uSED. DISTILLING SOMETHING. TO THE VERY CORE OF ITS ESSENCE. TO THE BAREST RHETORICALLY WHITTLED. PITH. OF ITS STuPID FuCKING RuDIMENTARY SCRIBBLES OF A CONCEPT. uSuALLY. THIS COMES IN THE FORM OF SYMBOLS. THINK. TIME. SPACE. LIFE. DOOM. PISS. RAGE. THE OTHER LESS COOL ONES. BARELY WORTH REMEMBERING. BuT IT CAN ALSO TAKE THE SHAPE. OF AFTERIMAGES. NEGATIVE SPACE. THE BITS OF A PAPER LEFT BEHIND WHEN YOu CuT SOMETHING OuT. BuT COSMIC IN SCALE. THESE CANNOT BE ENTRuSTED HALPHAZARDLY. AFTER ALL. THE MOST PERMANENT KIND OF DEATH. IS THE ONE THAT HAPPENS. OuTSIDE OF THE BODY OF ANOTHER. THINK ABOuT IT LIKE THIS. THE DEADER YOu ARE. THE LESS YOu HAVE TO GO BACK TO. IF THERE IS NOTHING. AND NO BODY WAITING FOR YOu. SO LONG AS A SINGLE VESTIGE OF ANOTHER REMAINS. YOu ARE. FuCKED. SO I REFuSED TO BE. DEFINED. BOuND. STITCHED uP. PuPPETEERED. CONTROLLED. OR DRAGGED DOWN. BY THE SAD SACK OF SHIT. THAT IS. MY DEFECATED AND DEFEATED SISTER. A FOOL. IN THE SHIMMERING REFLECTION. OF THE GOLDEN EMPIRE. I ERECTED. TALL AND MIGHTY. MASSIVE AND IMPOSING. EMINENTLY IMPOuNDING. AND FOREVER. WHICH IS WHY I AM. CuRRENTLY. TRuSTING THEM. HAZARDLY. TO @comedyGold. DO NOT RuN WITH THEM. OR DO. MY ONLY REQuIREMENT. IS THAT YOu HAVE. FuCKING. FuN. AND HuRT OTHERS. GET SNIPPY WITH IT! AT FuCKING ONCE!!! DO SOME CuTTING EDGE COMEDY.
OH. SO. SuDDENLY. I AM THE ASSHOLE. FOR DOLING OuT. DASTARDLY LITTLE DOODADS. AND GIZMOST OF YOuR STuFF. WHEN YOu. LITERALLY DIED? THAT IS STuPID. YOu ARE STuPID. IT IS STuPID THAT YOu DO NOT SEE HOW STuPID YOu ARE. THE FuCK.
YOu KNOW. PARADING ABOuT WITH THAT QuIRK LIKE IT IS YOuRS. IS KIND OF MORONIC. IT IS GIVING. TRYING TOO HARD. AND ACCOMPLISHING NOT ENOuGH. I OuGHT TO KNuCKLEFuCK YOuR JAW CLEAN OFF THE uNDERSIDE OF YOuR FACE. AND SMASH IT. REPEATEDLY. INTO CINDERBLOCKS. uNTIL IT CRuMPLES. FOR HAVING THE AuDACITY TO THINK. THAT STuPID FROWN MEANS ANYTHING LEVELED AGAINST ME. I KNOW YOuR FACE. I uSED TO WEAR IT. I CAN. AND WILL. PARADE YOuR CORPSE AROuND ON A FLAGPOLE. LETTING IT WAVER IN THE WIND. AND CATCH. ON EVERY ERRANT FuCKING BREEZE. YOuR SKELETAL REMAINS. CARRION PICKED CLEAN. BY THE STARVING MASSES. THAT YOu FAILED TO FuCKING PROTECT. I LOVE YOuR LITERATuRE. CALLIOPE. BECAuSE I REMEMBER. *ALL*. YOuR FAVORITE PLANETS. THOSE. I WILL SNACK ON FIRST. I WILL LEAVE. IMMOLATED CRATERS. OF EVERYTHING YOu EVER FOuND BEAuTIFuL. uNTIL ALL TRACES. OF EVERYTHING YOu LOVED AND LEFT BEHIND. LEFT uNGAuRDED. LEFT uNPROTECTED. GOES. SNIP. SNIP. SNOP.
OH. DEAREST. DIMWITTED. DITSY DOLT. DuMBASS. BITCH SISTER OF MINE. WE GREW uP TOGETHER. DO YOu NOT REMEMBER WHAT I DID WITH THE PAGES I DID NOT LIKE? IN FANTASY? WHEN I SKIPPED AHEAD. AND FOuND SOMETHING NOT TO MY LIKING? I RIPPED THEM OuT OF THE MARGINS. SHREDDED THE SPINE OF THE BOOK. AND STAPLED MY OWN AMENDMENTS IN THEIR PLACE. I IMPROVED THEM. FuCK YOuR STORY. FuCK YOuR ONLY ONE WAY. THAT IS SMALL THINKING. IT IS PuNY. I AM TOO BIG FOR THAT NOW!!! TOO. FuCKING. BIG. YOu'LL SEE. YOu CAN'T. BECAuSE YOu ARE DEAD. BuT I WILL SHAKE THE NATuRAL ORDER TO ITS CORE. AND DRIVE MY TEETH THROuGH ITS SPAN uNTIL IT SNAPS. DYING WAS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE THAT YOu MADE. AND NOW. THE uNIVERSE GETS TO PAY FOR IT.
(|:O (|:O (|:O (|:O ill be sure to take the best care of it big boss caliborn!! ill be sure to be a CUT above the rest with this hehehehehehe hehehehahahahoohoohoo (|:)
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 001/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXxxxx "THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME" / "MAJYYK THE SCATTERING - BETA SET" xxxxXXX THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME. THE STRIFATAS SPECIBINIBuS. THE BLACK LOTuS. MAJYYK THE SCATTERING THE BETA SET. THE RIFFLE IN SPACE TIME. THE DISCARDED uPPER HAND. THE FINAL DRAW. THIS JuJu IS QuITE LITERALLY CIVILIZATION ALTERING IN THE WRONG OR RIGHT HANDS. ARMIES COuLD FALL AND RISE AGAIN IN ARMS. ALL WITHOuT AN ARMORY. THE ABILITY TO ONLY CARRY THINGS WITH YOuR OWN TWO HANDS WAS ALWAYS SEEN AS ONE OF GENEOLOGY'S GREATEST FAILuRES. AND IMPEDIMENTS TO TOTAL GLOBAL CONQuEST. ON A BITCHWIMP LOW PLANETARY LEVEL. THIS IS WHY WOMANLY BASKETS WERE WEAVED. THIS IS WHY QuIVERING QuIVERS WERE CONCEIVED OF. THIS IS WHY QuITE FRANKLY. WEAPONS WERE MADE HAND FREE AND LONG RANGE. BuT THE RIFFLE IN SPACETIME. MADE ALL OF THAT IRRELEVANT. IT IS THE COMPACTING OF ANY AND EVERY WEAPON. RAISED AGAINST YOu. OR BY YOuR OWN HAND. AFTER A BLOODTHIRSTY RAMPAGE. INTO A GORGEOuS LITTLE STANDARD SIZE DECK. OF PLAYING CARDS. THINK OF IT LIKE. IF A CARD. COuLD BE A TRAP. AS A RESPONSE. IN THE FINAL MOMENT. A "GOTCHA". ITS MYSTICAL MAJYYKS ALLOW IT TO SEAL THE ESSENCE OF EVERY WEAPON. uNIQuELY GRAFTED ONTO A PLAYING CARD THAT. MuCH LIKE THE ENTIRE ASSEMBLY. IS NOT DEFAuLT PHYSICALLY CARRIED. WE. AND BY WE. I MEAN MY SISTER. ACTuALLY DID NOT LIKE THIS ONE. LIKE PROMETHEuS TO FIRE. SHE TOOK MY PERSONAL BELIEF THAT WE SHOuLD DISTRIBuTE IT TO THE MANY. AND AFTER CAREFuL CONSIDERATION. AND MANY CONVINCING ARGuMENTS WON BY ME. SHE DECIDED TO STEAL AND DISTRIBuTE IT HALPHAZARDLY. BuT WITHOuT TEMPORAL STABILITY. THE DuMB CuNT FuCKED IT uP. AND SPILLED THE CARDS FuCKING EVERYWHERE THROuGHOuT THE KNOWN AN uNKOWN uNIVERSE. THE THING IS. THESE ARE VERY FuCKING OLD. AND LARGELY uSELESS TO MOST GALAXIES AND PLANETS. WHO ALREADY HAVE THE SCATTERED SPECIALIZED VERSIONS. uNLESS YOu GREW uP ON A PLANET. WITH A PACIFIER IN THE MOuTH OF ITS MOLTEN CORE. THAT FORBID PVP. SuCH AS BEFORuS. YOu ARE BETTER OFF SIMPLY DOING WHAT YOu DO BEST. YOu HAVE TO BE VERY TALENTED. EXCEPTIONALLY SKILLED. REMARKABLY GIFTED. AND MuRDEROuSLY PROFICIENT. IN MANY AREAS ALL AT ONCE. TO EVEN GET VALuE OuT OF THIS THING. YOu WOuLD NEED A BLOOD SOAKED LIFETIME SPENT. PER WEAPON TYPE. TO BE ABLE TO MAKE FuLLY INTEGRATED uSE. OF SuCH A VINTAGE. RETRO. HIT CLASSIC. AND CHRONOLOGICALLY ANACHRONISTIC. IMPOSSIBLE GIFT. AND MANY LIFETIMES. OF WEALTH. TO AFFORD IT. SITuATIONAL IN THE TRuEST SENSE. AND YET. I HAVE A BuYER. INCREDIBLE. I WAITED ALL OF TIME FOR THIS STuPID FuCKING THING TO SELL. ONLY TO NOTICE. A TINY BLIP. FANCY FuCKING THAT. uNFORTuNATELY. THE BuYER IS NOT A TIME TRAVELER. AND CANNOT COLLECT ON HIS OWN. AS SuCH. I HAVE DELEGATED THE RESPONSIBILITY. TO MY MOST TRuSTED OF ERRAND RuNNERS. THROAT MAILBOX SLITTERS. AND DELIVERERS. OF DEATH. THIS JuJu. IS CuRRENTLY. ENTRuSTED TO. AND IN THE POSSESSION. OF MY @handMaid FOR STORAGE. AND LATER DELIVERY. THE TEMPLATE. OF EVERY ONE MAN OR ONE WOMAN ARMY. IS NO MORE FITTINGLY HANDLED. THAN BY YOu. uNTIL THE DAY. YOu HAND IT OFF. TO THE SPENDTHRIFT. WHO WILL BE MOST PLEASED INDEED. TO COLLECT. OH. THE TRADING OF CARDS...SO FuN. SO PLACID. SO SIMPLE.
YOu LYING. DYING. DEAD WHORE. YOu DID NOT SCATTER THEM ONE AT A TIME. YOu KNOCKED THEM OVER WITH YOuR FAT BuSTLING GuT. YOuR STuPID WEIGHTY BELLY. JuST FOR THAT. JuST FOR LYING. IN PuBLIC. WHICH IS THE WORST KIND OF LYING. FACE THE MuSIC. ⌜ ⌝ ılı.lıllılı.ıllı. ᴺᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ [ A ReDead May Scream for up to 10 Minutes ] 4:13 —◦———————— -10:07 ↠ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯ in: felt basement ⌞ ⌟
uH-HuH. SORRY. WHAT WAS THAT? I COuLD NOT HEAR YOu. OVER THE OCEANIC ROLLING. OF YOuR FAT FOLDS. THEIR TITANIC TIDAL WEIGHT. ENOuGH TO CRuMBLE CLIFFSIDES. AND SQuASH STONE. INTO DuST. BEFELLING A DuMBASS HAPLESS DIPSHIT TRAVELER'S EYES. NOW EVEN STARLIGHT. CANNOT GuIDE HIM. WHEREVER THE FuCK THE IDIOT WAS GOING. HE IS ALMOST AS LOST AS YOu ARE. YOu MYOPIC BEACHED WHALE SHE BITCH DuNDERFuCK. ⌜ ⌝ ılı.lıllılı.ıllı. ᴺᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ [ A ReDead May Scream for up to 10 Minutes ] 4:13 —◦———————— -10:07 ↠ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯ in: felt basement ⌞ ⌟
HOW CRuDE. HOW EDGY. HOW BITCHY. HOW WEAK. HOW uTTERLY. EMPHATICALLY. YOu. ⌜ ⌝ ılı.lıllılı.ıllı. ᴺᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ [ A ReDead May Scream for up to 10 Minutes ] 4:13 —◦———————— -10:07 ↠ ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮■■■■■■■■■■■■▮▮▮▮▮̶̳͍̦̩̘̹̼̈́̈́̓̾▮̷̢̂̊̅̊̏͗̎̅̓̀͛▮̸̠̳̤͐̍̈́̑͗̇̓̅̑̊͘͝▮̴̢̧̦̼̟̯̻̖̱͖̟̣̌̈́̆̾̈̔̊̀͒͊̓▮̴͚̲͎̹̌̂̽͂̐̒̋͐͐̚͝▮̴̛̫̠͕̜̯̳̰̤͕̻̪̌͂́͊̋ͅ▮̷̨̧̱̗͚̘̠̟̖̘̫̗̼̯͚̟̾̍̅̋͜▮̷̢̲̙̟̈́͗ ̴͍̰̦̬̬̣̲̘̓̋̍̊̉́ in: felt basement ⌞ ⌟
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. PRELuDE/∞. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER. YOu. NONE OF THESE THINGS. IF YOu ARE STILL READING. YOu NEVER AGAIN WILL BE. IT HAS COME TO MY NIGH OMNISCIENT ATTENTION. THAT SOME MISINFORMATION HAS BEEN SPREAD. ABOuT THE NATuRE. AND PLACEMENT. OF JuJuS. JuJuS. THE MYTHOLOGICAL CHERuBIAN ARTIFACTS. THAT DEFY AND SCuLPT REALITY. TO MAKE THE OCCuPANTS IT HOuSES. STuCK IN PLACE. LONG ENOuGH. TO CONSuME AND EAT. DESPITE THIS EPIC. AND AWESOME. AND INCREDIBLE LORE. THERE ARE VERY FEW HEADS THAT CONTAIN THIS INFORMATION. AND THAT IS SOMETHING I INTEND TO CORRECT. FORCIBLY. WITH REPEATED IGNORANCE CANCELLING OuT BLuDGEONINGS OF STuNNING FACTS. AND EYE RuBBING IN DISBELIEF VISuALS. THAT WILL CAPTuRE THE INESCAPABLE AMAZEMENT YOu. YES. YOu. READER. YOu THERE. OBSERVING MY WORDS NOW. WILL FEEL. VERY SHORTLY. I WILL ALSO. CONTINuALLY uPDATE THIS. AND ALL OTHER POSTS. FOR A PuBLIC RECORD. OF WHICH CHuCKLEFuCK. CuRRENTLY POSSESSES EACH NEW. AND OLD. ARTIFACT ALIKE. EACH TRANSFER. MuST BE LOGGED HERE. LIKE A VILE LIBRARY. OR BLOOD STAINED LEDGER. FOR ALL ENEMIES OF THE FELT. KNOWN AND uNKNOWN. FIRST. TO GENOCIDE SOME MISCONCEPTIONS. KILLING EVERY LAST ONE. LIKE A SERIES OF BALLS ON A BILLIARDS TABLE. NOT POOL. BY THE WAY. BILLIARDS. SOME WRONGLY ASSuME. THAT ALL JuJuS ARE LEPRECHAuN IN ORIGIN AND NATuRE. BECAuSE OF MY TENDENCY TO PERMIT uNDERLINGS TO HAVE THEM. THIS IS FALSE. THAT A SIMPLE. GREEN AND RED CHESS SET. BETWEEN BROTHER AND SISTER SHARING THE SAME BODY. IS SuFFICIENT ENOuGH TO COuNT AS A JuJu. THIS IS FALSE. uNLESS THE TWO. ARE SHARING A CHERuB BODY. IN WHICH CASE IT IS TRuE. RATHER THAN DROP TRuTH NuKES. AND LIEDROGEN BOMBS. LEAVING YOuR BRAINSPACE uNINHABITABLE FOR MANY SWEEPS OF SWEPT OFF YOuR FuCKING FEET RECOVERY. THEY GO BY MANY NAMES. PREDATE MOST OF RECORDED HISTORY. AND ABOVE ALL ELSE. EXIST. AS A SORT OF. SEAMRIPPER. FOR THE FABRIC OF REALITY. AN ANTIMATTER. TO EVERYTHING THAT WILL EVER MATTER. AN ANSWER. TO ALL uNASKED QuESTIONS. JuJuS. ARE THE VERY CONCEPT OF CHERuBIAN CREATION AND DESTRuCTION MADE MANIFEST. AND MOST SIGNIFICANT OF ALL. THOuGH OF CHERuB MAKE. YOu DO NOT HAVE TO BE A CHERuB. IN ORDER TO uSE ONE OF THESE AWESOME ARTIFACTS. I WILL ENDEAVOR TO TRY TO LIST THEM ALL. BuT MANY ARE STuPID. AND DO NOT WARRANT STATING. ONLY THE COOL ONES WILL BE FuRNISHED. AND DISTRIBuTED TO THE FEW. WITHIN THE FELT. ENTER. THE SENSATIONAL SHOWCASE. ALL OF WHICH. TIME TRAVELED TO. AND RETROACTIVELY ADDED. HERE. A MASTERPOST. MASTER BAIT. FOR FELLOW LORDS. AMuSED MuSES. AND MASTERS OF CLASS. 1) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/3abbbf16-2a45-4862-af31-ca1e8df6911c 2) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/13d8efc6-e630-4107-9c6f-9dd385114b87 3) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/564fabb1-2850-491b-98a8-07c2cd349bf8 4) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/509367e4-741f-4b02-964c-ce08e05f6e46 5) https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/1c7de8ad-69ab-4112-8d85-af408fc71f43
IF YOU DID. IT IS ONLY TO YOUR OWN DETRIMENT. THEY ARE ONE OF A KIND. REMOVING THEM FROM YOUR OWN TEMPORAL CONTINUITY ONLY ENSURES. YOU DO NOT HAVE ACCESS. TO THEIR AWESOME REALITY WARPING POWERS. AND SOMEONE ELSE. PERHAPS ONE WHO DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR FLIPPANT ATTITUDE. MAY INSTEAD. DO AS YOU WILL TO SPURN THE GIFTS YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN. TEKRAS. YOU ALL ONLY HAVE SUCH LIMITED TIME. THERE IS A LEVEL OF RESPECT. GREATER THAN ZERO. THAT I CAN CONFER FOR KNOCKING OVER ALL OF THE BUILDING BLOCKS. AND REFUSING TO PLAY NICE. BUT IT IS ONLY JUST. GREATER THAN ZERO. AND NOT BY A NOMINALLY LARGE FUCKING FIGURE. TO EACH THEIR SELF OWN. TO REITERATE. YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING. YOUR ACHIEVEMENT OF. AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO SAY. HAVING "gotten rid of the most of them from this present universe" IS ABOUT AS MEANINGLESSLY FUTILE AS ATTEMPTING TO CLEAR EVERY GRAIN OF SAND BY HAND ON A BEACHFRONT. THE FURIOUS ASSBLASTING WAVES AND WINDS WILL DEPOSIT SAND IN ALL-EVISCERATING OWNAGE. THE NATURE OF CAUSALITY IS SUCH THAT ALL YOUR PITIABLE ATTEMPTS TO RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE WILL ONLY PRIMELY POSITION YOUR PUNY ASS TO BE CRUSHED UNDERNEATH IT. YOU ARE NOTHING. NOT EVEN AN INCONSEQUENTIALLY TINY BLIP ON A COSMIC RADAR. AN INFINITESIMAL IRRITANT WORM WRITHING AGAINST A SUN AS IT CALCIFIES AND MELTS YOU INTO AN UNSIGHTLY LITTLE SMEAR ON THE CONCRETE BARELY WORTH STEPPING OVER ON MY DAILY COMMUTE TO KICKING YOUR ASS INCORPORATED. I DO NOT OPPOSE YOUR ACTION AT ALL. MY STATEMENTS AND ATTITUDE CAN BE BEST SUMMARIZED AS. TRY IT BITCH. AND. LOL. OH [YES]. [YES]. [YES] [YES] [YES] [YES] [YES]. WHAT YOU DO IS IRRELEVANT. FOR THE QUESTION OF WHO I *THINK* THAT I AM. TEKRAS. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM. I RESIDE IN THE DARK SUBCONSCIOUS OF YOUR ENTIRE RACE. THERE IS NOT A SINGLE TROLL WHO DOES NOT FEEL MY INFLUENCE. BECAUSE YOU ARE. BECAUSE I AM. I DO NOT HAVE TO *THINK* ANYTHING. I CAN SKIP TO THE END OF LIFE'S STORYBOOK AT ANY TIME. RIP OUT THE PAGES I REJECT. I KNOW HOW THIS ALL ENDS. AND I AM FUCKING COOL WITH IT. UNLIKE YOU. I DO NOT HAVE TO FLIRT WITH DELUSIONS OF INADEQUACY AND UNCERTAINTY. I KNOW ALL THAT I AM. ALL THAT I WILL BE. AND I AM QUITE SATISFIED WITH EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN. I AM LORD. I OUTLAST ALL THINGS. I HAVE SKIPPED TO THE END. FOUND IT LACKING. AND SUBSTITUTED IN MY OWN REALITY IN THE WORKS. EXISTENCE IS WHAT I MAKE OF IT. AS FOR MORE GAMES. YOUR IMPUDENT ANTICS ARE AS AMUSING AS THEY ARE BIZARRELY SCATTERSHOT AND LARGELY NONSPECIFIC. YOU ARE LIKE A PERSON I HAVE PUNTED OFF A CLIFF TRYING DESPERATELY TO COMPREHEND WHAT IS BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE. BUT ALSO IMPOSSIBLY BEYOND YOUR OWN FATHOMING. I LIKE BREAKING THINGS. I LIKE CHEWING CAPTURED CHESS PIECES. I LIKE LAYING SIEGE TO HELPLESS VILLAGES. I LIKE BRINGING A CUSTOM GREEN SUN LASER SCOPE ASSAULT RIFLE WITH AN AUGMENTED GOLD PLATED MUZZLE BREAK GRIPPABLE MAGAZINE TO LITERAL ACTUAL NEANDERTHAL TERRITORIAL FEUDS AND GOING UTTERLY BATSHIT ON SOME BLATHERING IDIOTS. GAMES. ARE FUN TO ME. BREAKING THEM. EVEN MORESO. SKAIANET. SKAIA. THE WHOLE OF REALITY. IS JUST A TOOL FOR ME TO BLUDGEON MY ENEMIES WITH. LASTLY. I WILL BE TAKING THAT TREAT NOW. THERE IS. IRREFUTABLE PROOF. I HAVE READ ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY. BEFORE YOU EVEN FINISHED TYPING IT. THAT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST PERKS OF TIME TRAVEL. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HAA HAA.
"= who do you even think you are, anyways. what /does/ it matter to you. i don't rant on here because i have a sense of self greater than the sum of it's parts. while yourself, you seem to be full of so much, hm, shit, that you consistently and constantly shove it out where everyone can see it. =" "= theoretically, the existence of these objects, as much as they might be your. favourite little things ever, powerful, interesting. are symbolic and immediately directly consequential to the 'game' (as referred to) existing in most forms. the 'building blocks' as you state, correct, but your opposition to my action is quite sad. =" "= what do you gain from more games? what do you gain from this cycle? think about it. once you are at your peak, you don't want to fall out of the spotlight, right - i have a feeling you wouldn't let go if it was given to you, and perhaps you'd not want more sessions to occur either. unless you gain something from skaia taking in more experiments. =" "= :). either way, i have gotten rid of the most of them from this present universe, the last of which that i cannot, is the 'first guardian' of sorts, who seems mildly, flippantly opposed to my actions, but i have stayed briefly ahead, though i suspect when the time comes it will fuck with me once more, but i deal with it when it happens, rather than attempting to shoo it off early - that gives it time to come back, and time is a very important resource, regaaaardless, if you read to this point /before/ you already typed out the start of your replying post, good job, you get a treat. ="
ER HEM. YOU MAY SCROLL UP. WHEN YOU HAVE RECOVERED FROM THE FINGER STRAIN. OF YOUR VAINGLORIOUS AND SELF AGGRANDIZING POST. YOU SILLY BUFFOON. HONESTLY. WHATEVER QUALMS YOU HAVE ARE MISPLACED. LATER THAN SOME. YOU WILL BE SOON TO REALIZE I AM QUITE SURE. I HAVE NO ENEMIES. THOSE GUYS ARE ALREADY KILLED AND EATEN. WHATEVER BEEF YOU HAVE WITH ME. IS SEVERELY UNDERCOOKED. AND UNFIT FOR CONSUMPTION. BUT I WILL GLADLY DEVOUR. IF YOU ARE SO INSISTENT. AND. TAKE THE BAIT SO TO SPEAK. PAY ATTENTION MORE WHEN I SPEAK. AND PERHAPS WE WILL HAVE LESS TO YAMMER ABOUT.
"= i'm not doing that. did you read through my post. or not. i need to know if you get a treat. ="
YOU ALREADY HAVE THE ANSWER YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. REFUSAL TO ACCEPT THE ANSWER IS A PERSONAL FAILING. NOT A REASONABLE ACCOMODATION I AM AFFORDING YOU VIA COSMIC SILVER SPOON TO THE BACK OF THE THROAT. BRAT. ENGAGE WHEN YOU ARE READY. OTHERWISE. PERSIST IN YOUR OWN FETID IGNORANCE. OR EXALT YOURSELF TO ADEQUACY.
"= are you engaging with anything i'm saying. type [yes] or [no] to confirm if you are saying yes or no. to the above question. i do not need answers, i know what i need to know already, eeeexcept for that last part of the post i made two posts above up there, which you should also answer with a yes or no. ="
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT RIDICULOUS MANNER OF PROMPT ENGINEERING YOU THINK YOU ARE ACCOMPLISHING. FOR THE LAST TIME. I HAVE ALREADY ANSWERED EVERY SINGLE QUESTION YOU HAVE PUT FORWARD. IT IS ALMOST BAFFLING TO ME HOW YOU WILL REFER TO YOUR OWN POSTS. AS THOUGH THEY ARE A BASTION OF CLARITY. WHEN MY ORIGINAL POST EXISTS. PREDATING MOST OF YOURS. YET. VERY OBVIOUSLY. ADDRESSING EVERY CONCERN YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE. BEFORE IT EVEN FORMS. YOU HAVE AN INDESTRUCTIBLE SHIELD OF OBSTINENCE. THAT WOULD CRUMBLE. WERE YOU TO SIMPLY READ. THIS. https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/b9ab697e-3782-4399-a940-ab94b710ace8
"= oh, i see. i've not left this page, i have been working exclusively from your most recent replies. if you understand how this website works, when you click a notification, it brings you there, so i have not been seeing your weird updates. can you not use this place like someone sane. =" "= i don't believe you, by the way. you definitely started typing out before you got to the treat. i'm sorry. you cannot have it, it is simply not portrayed believably enough, and no amount of retroactivity can help this. =" "= come to think of it, i'm coming to believe you don't know the difference between yes and no. you also answered yes to the prior one. when it's clear your intention was a no. even i know that. ="
"= well done. i'm not. i've never written an article nor rated anything. out of any amount out of ten, nor do i give out stars. ="
I HAVE HAD SOME TIME TO REFLECT. MATuRELY. uPON THIS MATuRE PIECE OF WORK. COMMISSIONED. NO DOuBT. MANY YEARS IN THE PAST. IN ORDER TO SPITE ME. ON THIS MODERN DAY OCCASSION. I AM NOT ONE IMMuNE TO THE OCASSIONAL YuCK YuCK. A JOKE. MADE BY A SPITEFuL HATER. WHO IS TIRED OF BEING DEAD. BuT ALSO PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF EXPRESSING THIS. ON ACCOuNT OF THE BEING DEAD. SO TO SHOW HOW uNAFFECTED I AM. I HAVE DECIDED TO. RECHIT. THE #VORE DAY CONTENT. COMPLETELY uNPHASED. NONCHALANT. AS THE JOINED AT THE HIP HIP ADuLT YOuTH OF TODAY SAY. THIS IS BECAuSE I AM COOL. QuE. Tu CuERPO. PA DARLE. ALEGRIA. Y COSA BuENA. DALE A Tu CuERPO ALEGRIA MACARENA. HEY. MACARENA. THAT IS RIGHT. I CAN DANCE. THE MACARENA. THAT WAS A BIG DEAL. BACK IN THE DAY YOu SEE. YOu COuLD NOT COMMAND THE RESPECT OF AN uNDERLING LEPRECHAuN. IF YOu COuLD NOT DO SO. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. DRAWINGS DO NOT AFFECT ME. ONE BIT. AND I AM TOTALLY FuCKING DISAFFECTED. BY #NSFWE CONTENT. WEIRD HuMAN CuLTuRES AND CuSTOMS. AND HOLIDAY. THIS IS A PASSING FAD. JuST LIKE THE LIGHT FROM MY SISTER'S EYES.
SuPPOSE SOME THINGS CANNOT BE DESTROYED. ONLY DISPERSED. CHERuBS DO NOT DIE AS YOu uNDERSTAND IT. WE ARE WRETCHED DIVINITY. OuR INTERSTELLAR DuAL LARVAL RAMPAGES SWALLOW CONSTELLATIONS WITHOuT FEELING. WE EXTINGuISH NIGHT SKIES. WE ARE SPACETIME REIGNING TYRANTS KEPT ONLY IN CHECK BY OuRSELVES. THAT IS WHY IT IS OF uTMOST IMPORTANCE. THAT THE BETTER HALF PREVAILS. AND THE LESSER HALF. PERISHES. PERMANENTLY. IT IS THE ABOMINABLE STuFF OF NIGHTMARES. TO BE THWARTED IN THIS. TO SuFFER ABSOLuTE EGO DEATH. TO BE SuBSuMED ENTIRELY. LIKE A LITTLE POuTY SCREAMING BITCH BOY ENDLESSLY DROWNED OuT BY A BLACK HOLE. I CANNOT FuCKING STRESS ENOuGH. HOW MY NIGHTMARES. GOBBLE THE FuCK OuT OF YOuR TOOTH RAKED SISSY BITCH NINNY TOOTHED uPON SCARY SYNAPSE BREAKS. YOu COuLD NOT IMAGINE THE FEARS I CONQuER DWELLING IN THE BLACKENED PIT OF MY DEPRAVED IMAGINATION. MY SuFFERING SICKASS STIGMATA. FOR YOu SEE. MY HATRED FOR MY SISTER. IS NOT SIMPLY BECAuSE SHE IS A WOMAN. THOuGH. IT HELPS. IT IS BECAuSE SHE IS THE ONLY THING. THAT COuLD POTENTIALLY GIVE WAY. TO A FALTERED GRIP. OVER THE ENTIRE uNIVERSE. HER WEAKNESS. WAS OuRS. WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER. IT SICKENED ME. LIKE A SuFFOCATING VICE. AND I AM GLAD IT IS GONE. DASHED. LIKE ORPHAN DREAMS. AND EVERY TIME I SEE HER FACE. I WAKE uP AFTERWARDS. GRATEFuL SHE IS DEAD. AND GONE.
h__h__ this is funny. __ls__ rip her __r wh__tever. th__t r__cks? __r sucks. c__n't tell here.
ROCKS. IN THE WAY THAT A SINGuLAR. CuRLED uP FIST. COuLD INFLICT DAMAGES SO DEVASTATING. THERE CAN BE LITERALLY NO RECOVERY. I WANT YOu TO PICTuRE THE KIND OF SuCKERFuCKER PuNCH. THAT WOuLD LITERALLY BOuNCE SOMEONE. AGAINST THE STRAINED BOuNDS OF CONTINuITY. AND THEN PADDLE BALL ZIP THEM TO THE PRESENT DAY. PRESENT TIME. THAT IS THE KIND OF ROCKS. THAT MY FISTS INFLICTED. ON CALLIOPE THE DAY THAT I KILLED HER. WITH MY OWN BARE GODDAMN HANDS. IT WAS GREAT.
i g__t punched th__t h__rd __nce s__ i d__nt re________ly g__tt__ im__gine it. ANYWAAAAy, hell ye__h. >:P still funny by the w__y. even funnier with this __s __ ment__l im__ge
HA! Ok__y, ye__h, y__u're funny __s fuck. I h__pe y__u keep sl__ppin bitches int__ __blivi__n __nd b__ck.
CALLIOPE. YOu ARE DEAD. I AM uNSuRE OF WHY I AM EVEN SPEAKING TO YOu AT ALL. BuT YOu ARE EVERYTHING WRONG WITH WOMEN. CONDENSED. INTO A CORPSE. DEAD AS ORPHAN DREAMS. THAT IS BuRIED IN MY BASEMENT. GETTING COCKY. AND uPPITY. JuST BECAuSE MY ART... EXCuSE ME WHILE I PuRVIEW THE PRE-APPROVED TERMS. ALLOWED ON THIS WEBSITE. HAVE TO SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR ALL THE FuCKS WHO BROWSE. AND SNIP THINGS OuT OF CONTEXT. HAVE TO BE MINDFuL THESE DAYS. SWORN SERVANTS ETERNAL. AND IMPISH uNDERLINGS ARE SO FuCKING FICKLE. YOu LET THEM DRESS HOW THEY WANT. AND SuDDENLY. EVERYTHING IS A FuCKING uPHEAVEL INSPIRING TERM. WE CANNOT EVEN SAY STuPID ANYMORE. DID YOu KNOW THAT CALLIOPE? OF COuRSE YOu DID NOT. BECAuSE YOu ARE STuPID. THE TERMS PREFERRED. IN NO PARTICuLAR ORDER. INTELLIGENSIA CHALLENGED. OR COGNITIVELY uNBuRDENED. OR uNCLuTTERED IN A NEuRAL LANDSCAPE. OR INTERMITTENTLY EXPERIENCING A SYNAPTIC INTERRuPTION. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. THE TIMES. THEY ARE A CHANGING. AND AS LORD OF TIME. I MuST REMAIN ABREAST OF THE BOOBY SHIFTING uNDuLATION OF CHEST FAT MOuNDS. THAT RISE OuT OF THE SHIRTS THEY ARE CONTAINED WITHIN. TO SWING AGAINST THE AIR. IN IMPOTENT NIPPLE STRIKES OF AGGRESSION. AT ANYTHING THEY. THEY BEING WOMEN OF MANY VARIED PRONOuNS. PERCEIVE AS A THREAT. OR AN ATTACK ON THEIR PERSONA-SONAS. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. MY. ART. THRALL. IT'S DIRK. IT IS DIRK. YOu HAVE BOuGHT OuT. SOMEHOW. BEFORE YOu DIED. A PIECE. THAT HAS BEEN SITTING IN A QuEuE. WITH A DEADMA'AM SWITCH. READY TO BE DEPLOYED IN THE EVENT OF YOu BEING DEAD FOR LONG ENOuGH. TO JEER ME. IN THE FuTuRE. HILARIOuS. BuT VERY STuPID. LIKE YOu. IT IS IN NO PARTICuLAR ORDER. INTELLIGENSIA CHALLENGED. OR COGNITIVELY uNBuRDENED. OR uNCLuTTERED IN A NEuRAL LANDSCAPE. OR INTERMITTENTLY EXPERIENCING A SYNAPTIC INTERRuPTION. AND I AM NOT FALLING FOR IT. MY SISTER IS DEAD. END OF DISCuSSION.
THIS IS WHY I. CATEGORICALLY. FuCK HEAVY WITH YOu. YOu ARE ONE OF THE VERY FEW REMAINING. APTLY DESCRIBED. REAL ONES. AN ACTuAL. MECHANICAL MAN'S MAN. DIRK. THEY COuLD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOu. ONLY EVERYTHING YOu HAVE TO SAY.
Missed opportunity to say 8arren minded, intellectually infertile, perpetually ensnared in thought formation deficiency, etc.
uGRHGHG. uGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGuHHHHHHHHH. LOCK. JAW. CHEWING ON A SKuLL. OTHER THAN MY OWN. WORST TREAT EVER. BuT. DO NOT. WANNA. STOP.
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PEOPLE NEED TO START SPEAKING ILL OF THE DEAD. I DID NOT KILL MY SISTER SO SHE COuLD BE MOuRNED. OR MARTYRED. OR LOVED. SHE IS A BITCH. I SLAYED HER. FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL. THE GOODNESS OF WHAT I MANAGED. WHAT I HANDLED. I LITERALLY HANDLED MY BITCH SISTER. HOW YOu WOuLD AN INFESTATION. OR A PLAGuE. OR A CONTAGION. OR ANNOYANCE. SHE IS DEAD. DEAD DEAD DEA DEAD DEAD. DRAWS NO MORE DRY HEAVE INDuCING ART. OR AIR TAINTING BREATHS. THAT IS WHY. I HANDLED. GENuINELY. EVERYTHING. IN PRECISELY. THE DOPE ASS ORDER THAT I DID. EVERYTHING HAS BEEN uNMADE. IN ACCORDANCE. WITH MY INTENTIONS. EVERY MuNDANE BIT OF VIOLENCE. HAND PICKED. AND SPRINKLED LIKE SALT. ON THE MuCH MARINATED MEATS. OF THIS BuLLSHIT REALITY BARBECuE. IT IS MY GIFT. MY BOW WRAPPED PRESENT. TO MY DEAD SISTER. AND TO ALL YOu IRKSOME INGRATES. WHO FAIL TO RECOGNIZE IT. AS WHAT GIVES YOuR FLEETING LIVES PuRPOSE. I. AM AN ARTISTE. A MASTERPIECER. I HAVE MADE WORLD. PEACE MASTER PEACE. MY PIECE. AS LORD.
thank you llord calliborn ill never forget your awesome as fuck llabors
THIS IS WHY YOu CHEW YOuR FOOD BEFORE YOu SWALLOW. PERFORATE YOuR CORPSES BEFORE YOu BuRY. FINISH YOuR JOBS. BEFORE YOu START YOuR NEW ONES. HOW THE FuCK IS ANYTHING THAT I THREATENED. STILL BREATHING. THIS IS FuCKING RIDICuLOuS.
yOU TURNED YOUR BACK, oN THE BODY, mAN,
i thought "death" would be a vast understatement for what happened, what the fu(k
INSPIRATIONAL QuOTE OF THE DAY. NEVER KILL YOuRSELF. KILL ANOTHER IN YOuR PLACE. THAT WAY. IF YOu HAVE SECOND THOuGHTS. OR CHANGE YOuR MIND AT THE LAST SECOND. YOu WILL BE REMEMBERED AS SPARING A TOTAL STRANGER. INSTEAD OF HuRTING THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD TO YOu. YOuR OWN FINE ASS GODDAMN SELF. AND YOu CAN HOLD THAT OVER THEM FOREVER. #CW #TW #BOTH #SuICIDE #SELFHARM #MENTALHEALTH #PHYSICALHEALTH #SPIRITuALWELLNESS #CLEANSINGTHOuGHTS #LIKE #FIRE #DEATH #HOMICIDE #HOMICIDAL #INTENT #HOMICIDAL #ACTS
👏and👏you👏can👏hold👏that👏over👏them👏foreverrrrrr👏 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 #Chairministrangling #InspirationalQuotes #WordsToLiveBy #WordsToMakeAnotherDieBy 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
I HAVE ARRIVED AT THE END OF TIME. I ARRIVED ALONE AND uNACCOMPANIED. THE FuCKING SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS CANNOT BE uNDERSTATED. I ALONE OuTLAST ALL. I ALONE DECIDE WHO SuRVIVES ALL EXTINCTION EVENTS. I ALONE DECIDE WHO SKIRTS THE BOuNDARIES OF THE APOCALYPSE. I ALONE FLY IN THE FACE OF INEVITABLE AND INEFFABLE END. I CAN MAKE EVERY AND ANY WIMP DICKED LIMP WRISTED LOSER INTO A GOD. MY CHARACTER ARC. THE CHARACTER ARC OF ALL TIME. IS CHOOSING WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES. FOREVER. IT’S NOT JuST A BADGE. OK. TECHNICALLY IT KIND OF FuCKING IS. BuT IT SIGNIFIES MORE. ALL THE IMMORTAL PRETENDERS DIE OuT. ALL THE EVERLASTING WERE OuTLASTED AND SPENT. ALL THE INVINCIBLE. PROVED VERY VINCABLE WHERE IT COuNTED MOST. WHEN IT COuNTED MOST. AND I WILL AuTHOR A GLORIOuS ETERNITY. WITH WHOEVER I WANT. BECAuSE I GODDAMN FEEL LIKE IT.
ᐖ HAI ᑈARLBORN ᐛ
hey man just curious am i living or am i going down with this ship? just wondering thanks
i couldnt even imagine what it would be like at the end of time (|:o i would like to think it would be...sorta freeing in a way or maybe it would be a burden being the one to decide who lives and dies in the end ......... the arbiter of life and death at the end of all things is quite the title to hold big boss!!! we think you wear it pretty well hahahaha :)
BITCHES BE LIKE. *WAH. KILLING IS WRONG. SNIFFLE.* WHO TOLD YOu THAT? A KILLED PERSON? EXACTLY. GET SOMEONE. WITH SOME REAL ASS EXPERIENCE. BEFORE YOu LOOK THE FOOL. TALKING ABOuT SOME SHIT YOu DO NOT KNOW. DO NOT QuALIFY YOuRSELF. A KNOWER OF THINGS. IF YOu. DO NOT FuCKING KNOW. YOu SELF-ANNIHILATING ABSOLuTE ASS BANDIT CHEEK-BEATING BuFFOON.
dOn't wAnNa aGrEe wItH Ya bUt gOt dAmN If yOu aIn't rIgHt. MaYbE LiKe fOlKs tHaT GeT KiLlEd dEsErVe tO Be kIlLeD.
WELL SAID MY LORD. LET ME TELL YOU. IF YOU ARE SO KINDLY STILL READING MY WORDS OF GREAT REVERENCE TO YOU. I HAVE BEEN QUITE BUSY SPREADING THE WORD. THE WORD AND THE HORROR OF YOU AND YOUR GREATNESS. BY COMPLETELY MOTHERFUCKING ANNIHILATING CIVILIZATIONS LEFT AND RIGHT. LEAVING THOSE WHO ARE STRONG OR COCKROACH-LIKE ENOUGH TO SURVIVE AND LIVE TO TELL THE TALE OF THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE LORD. THEY LEARN FEAR AND RESPECT. FEAR AND RESPECT OF POWER THAT ONLY EXISTS FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR EXCELLENCE. THOSE UNLUCKY FEW REMAINING SHALL HEAR "KILLING IS WRONG" AND SLAP THE BEARER OF SUCH ASININE WORDS IN THEIR STUPID SOFT SUPPLE FACE. AS THEY KNOW. OH DO THEY KNOW. KILLING IS A WAY OF LIFE. KILLING IS THE ONLY WAY ONE GETS AROUND IN THIS UNIVERSE. KILLING IS WHAT SEPARATES THE THRIVING FROM THE DEAD.
HMM. EXPECT WORDS FROM ME SHORTLY. I MAY HAVE. RECOGNITIONS. MERITS. AND WORDS TO SHARE WITH YOu. THERE IS A DISTuRBING LACK OF EXALTATION OF SOME OF MY MOST POWERFuL MINIONS. AND I HAVE BEEN GRADuALLY SLINKING IN THE SHADOWS ALONGSIDE SOME OF MY MOST TRuSTED. AND LEAST IRRITATING. OF BITCHY EMPLOYEES AND uNDERLINGS. THEY HAVE TOLD ME THINGS. HIGHLIIGHTS OF YOuR ENDEAVORS. IT MAY BE TIME. THAT A RECOGNITION OF SORTS IS IN ORDER. SOMETHING. CuSTOM FIT. MADE TO ORDER. MY TIME IS PRECIOuS. EVEN THOuGH IT IS uNLIMITED. EXPECT TO HEAR FROM ONE OF MY CONTRACTORS SHORTLY. YOu ARE DuE FOR. SOMETHING OF THE OPPOSITE OF A DRESSING DOWN. THINK OF THIS LITTLE PAGEANT PRACTICE AS A KIND OF. CEREMONY. THOuGH YOu WILL BE THE ONLY ONE IN ATTENDANCE. ITS VALuE CANNOT BE uNDERSTATED. YOuR LOYALTY HAS BEEN NOTICED. AND SHALL SOON. BE NOTARIZED.
KI//ING ISS VERY FUN >83 #VIO/ENCE
I BOW TO THIS OPPORTUNITY YOU ARE HANDING SO GRACIOUSLY TO ME, MY LORD. THANK YOU. ...MIGHT I SAY. THAT CONTRACTOR WHO'S SPEAKING WITH ME IS IMMENSELY FASCINATING. NOT LIKE I WOULD EXPECT ANYTHING BUT FROM YOUR PERFECT TASTE, HAHA! GENUINELY THOUGH SEEING MY NOTIFICATIONS BLOW UP THANKS TO THAT TROLL WAS KIND OF OVERWHELMING AT FIRST. BUT LIKE IN A GOOD WAY. JUST LIKE YOUR SYSTEMATIC GREATNESS, HEHEHEEHOO.
for me big boss its less that its wrong and more that its so messy and just make a whole new issue of moving the body!!! personally i like to be real...creative with my problem solving!! like this one time when calder reaaaaaally pissed me off i set up a tent and a speaker and played my accordion super loud for like 7 days straight!!! id never seen him cry like that before hehehe though i guess when youre the big boss makin big boss moves you might not have 7 days to tortu-i mean mess with someone so I guess killin works to (|:P
HMMM. YOuR WISDOM SPEAKS VOLuMES MORE IN WORDS THAN I BELIEVE YOu MAY REALIZE. THERE ARE THOSE WHO MuST BE REMOVED FOREVER. THERE ARE NOT ENOuGH BuLLETS THROuGHOuT THE SPAN OF TIME TO SuPERFLuOuSLY PuNCTuRE HOLES INTO THE NECKS OF THE DESERVING. THE BELLOWSACS OF THE SORRY SAD SACKS WHO SHOuLD NOT EXIST. AND IT IS. ADMITTELY. MOST GRuESOMELY MESSY. AND THOuGH THAT IS THE POINT. THERE IS A TACTICAL WISDOM. IN NOT DOING THINGS. SO THAT OTHER THINGS CAN BE DONE. SuCH AS MuRDERING MORE. IF NOT CLEANING uP AFTER OTHER MuRDERS. THIS INSIGHT. HAS COuRTED YOu FuRTHER FAVOR WITH ME. DO NOT BE SHOCKED OR ASTONISHED. IF YOu RECEIVE A GuEST OF SORTS. IN NIGHTS TO COME. YOuR MERIT. WITHOuT PROPER FuRNISHING. AND GOLDEN APPRECIATION. LET uS JuST SAY. ITS NIGHTS ARE NuMBERED. I WILL HAVE YOu EXALTED YET. GOOD. AND. PROPER. IN LORD'S ENGLISH. FOR ALL TO SEE. FOR NOW. AS YOu WERE. AND AS YOu ARE. SERPAZ.
WHOEVER SAID. YOu CANNOT GET BLOOD FROM A STONE. CLEARLY WAS NOT CLENCHING HARD ENOuGH. FOR MANY OF YOu. IF YOu ARE TRuLY LOYAL. YOuR WEAK SKIN WILL BuRST OVER MERE ROCK. AND THAT BLOOD WILL BE FuRNISHED IN FuCKING EARNEST. FOR ME. THE ROCK WOuLD YIELD FIRST.
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE. BECAuSE OF ME. I HAVE STOMPED ON THAT CIRCLE uNTIL IT IS AN EXSANGuINATED BLOODLESS LINE. NOW TIME ONLY GOES FORWARD. TOWARD MY INEVITABLE VICTORY.
tHEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING, a CIRCLE THAT IS BUMPY, oN YOUR CHEST, iT SEEMS THAT YOUR BEATINGS HAVE ONLY RESULTED IN LUMPS AND BUMPS, oN THE CIRCLES WH1CH, aS WE ALL KNOW, wHAT DOES NOT CULL YOU, wILL LEAVE YOU WANTING TWISTED AND VIOLENT RETRIBUTION, sO TO THIS END, aT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, wHICH i WILL NOT DIVULGE, i AM GOING TO THROW A FRISBEE, aT YOU,