CALIBORN
@caliBorn
$$$CALIBORN. AN INVESTING GOD. CHAMPION CREATIVE. CHARITABLE DONOR. OF SEED. FuN. D. TO ASSES. GET THAT GREEN uP. THAT GREEN. BEING. OF COuRSE. MINE. QuITE EXPLICITLY. IN A FISCAL SENSE. π KILL YOuRSELF ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON. π BALD. RED EYES. CHEEKS WITH SWIRLS ON THEM. 6'4". FEMINIST.
SOMETIMES LIFE FEELS LIKE I AM PLAYING SOLO QuEuE WITH THE GOOFIEST GIBBERING JACKASSES TO EVER HOLD DOWN A LANE. BuT BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL. FLAMING IN THE CHAT. INSuLTS TO MANY A BLOODLINE. AND SERIOuS. STOMACH uNSETTLING FuCKING HAND HOLDING. WE PERSIST. WE PERSPIRE. AND WE PERSERVERE OVER ALL THAT THREATENS uS. BY BACKDOORING THE ENEMY NEXuS.
I AM SWEATY OVER LIFE. YOu SPEEDREADING METHODICALLY uNPRINCIPLED DIPSHIT. LOOK AT YOu. SKIPPING THROuGH WORDS LIKE A FRILLY LITTLE FuCKHEAD IN AN OPEN FIELD. STOPPING TO SMELL THE ROSES. AND FALTERING TO KEEP ON KEEPING ON WHEN YOu REALIZE. uPROOTING ONE SuCH. WOuLD TAKE MORE WRIST STRENGTH THAN YOuR FLAPPY. ENDLESSLY OMNIDIRECTIONALLY FLAILING. STRENGTH CHALLENGED PAPIER-MΓCHΓ HANDS. CAN MuSTER uP. ALWAYS EAGER FOR EXPERIENCES. YOu NEVER LET YOuRSELF ENCOuNTER. THE VIDYA. IS A METAPHOR. IT IS NOT A REAL VIDYA. WHEN I PLAY VIDEO GAMES. I BARELY HAVE TO CONCENTRATE. MY REFLEXES ARE PERFECT. MY TIMING IS IMPOSSIBLY GOOD. AND MY KDA. IS MASSACRE WORTHY. THE ANNOuNCER LADY VOICE ALWAYS SAYS SO.
STRANGELY. I STRuGGLE TO uNDERSTAND THOSE WHO LARP AS MY FEALTY SWORN SERVANTS. I uNDERSTAND THE uRGE TO WORK FOR THE BEST. REALLY. I DO. BEING THE BEST MYSELF. ONE COuLD BE FORGIVEN FOR THINKING THIS IS IN MY BEST INTEREST. BuT I DO NOT GIVE A RANCID FAKED ORGASM WHILE PICTuRING THE FACE AND SuMPTuOuSLY DRESSED MEATY CuRVES OF ANOTHER FuCK. IF YOu ARE NEITHER RIDE NOR DIE. YOu ARE DELEGATED TO DIE. FAKING A LIFE THAT IS NOT YOuRS. WILL GRANT YOu ONLY. A DEATH. THAT CAN BELONG TO NO OTHER. IMMOLATION IS THE BEST FORM OF FLATTERY. AND I CAN THINK OF NO HIGHER COMPLIMENT I AM CAPABLE OF PAYING. THAN KILLING YOu PERSONALLY.
love your word vomiit 2ometiime2 biig c.
THINK OF IT LIKE THE FIERY BuRSTS OF AN ANCIENT AND IMMORTAL ELDER DRAGON. WHEN YOu BREATHE FIRE. EVEN YOuR PuKE LEAVES SCARS AND PILES OF MOLTEN ASH WHERE GREAT MEN ONCE STOOD. THE LOWEST EFFORT I AM CAPABLE OF. STILL uSuRPS DESTINY.
wHO EXACTLY IS, eNGAGING IN TH1S SORT OF, lARP, nOT FLARP BUT STILL, pROBABLY A LITTLE FATAL, aND ALSO HOW, aND WHY, aND WHERE AND WHEN, aND WHAT, aND WHO?
I WELCOME LuNA SNOW SLANDER ON MY TIMELINE. NOT ONLY DOES HER CRETINOuS ASS HOG EVERY SKIN LIKE A FLESH TAKER SKELETON CONVINCED HER BONES HAVE PIMPLES SHE NEEDS TO COVER uP. BuT EVERY CHARACTER IS RETROACTIVELY MADE TO WAX HER FuCKING ASS WITH THEIR TONGuES. EVEN IF IT WOuLD NOT MAKE SENSE. IT FEELS LIKE PLAYING WAR GAMES WITH CALLIOPE. TRAuMATIC EXPERIENCE. HERE IS MY. OC. SERAPHINE. SHE CAN HEAR THE VOICES OF THE DEAD. AND SHE WRITES SONGS. SO POPuLAR. THAT ALL YOuR HARDENED NOXIAN WARLORDS HAVE HEARD OF HER. AND RuNETERRA. WEEPS. AT HER BEAuTIFuL SONGS THAT TOuCH THE HEARTS OF COuNTLESS. WITHOuT RIPPING THEM OuT OuTRIGHT. IT GENuINELY FuCKING SuCKS uNFETTERED ASS.
WHATEVER DIPSHIT TOLD YOu THAT. LOST ENOuGH BLOOD TO THEIR TYRANNuS TO RESEMBLE A WACKY INFLATEABLE TuBE MAN. PROMPTLY uSED AS A GRIZZLY CONDOM FOR THE NEXT CONCuPISCIENT MATE. TO FIND A SERVICEABLE BLACK HOLE IN THE COSMIC WALL. AND FuCK OuT A MORE APPRECIATIVE ILK. GRATEFuL ENOuGH NOT TO GET SHIT WRONG. HATSuNE MIKu MADE MINECRAFT. HARRY POTTY. FATHER TED. AND SEVERAL EBOOKS. GET IT RIGHT.
PEOPLE WHO BEG FOR THEIR LIVES PISS ME THE FuCK OFF. THAT'S NOT uP TO YOu.
:33< oh hey caliborn my furiend how mew doing?
OTHERWISE. QuITE PLEASANT. BuT I REPEAT MYSELF. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HAA HAA.
NEVER LET THEM MATERIALLY CHANGE YOu IN THIS WAY. SHITPETA. YOu MAY AMASS HATERS. THE uNKNOWING AND uNWASHED MASSES. WITH THEIR REPuLSIVE OPINIONS. AND MYOPIC BITCH WHINING. BuT ALWAYS KNOW YOu ARE BETTER THAN THEM. ALWAYS KNOW. YOu DO NOT NEED THEM. THEY NEED YOu. AND YOu ALONE DECIDE. THEY DO NOT GET IT.
:33< mewre purreaching to the choir my furiend. :33< ive nefur once let their dumbass opinions tell meow how to f33l about myself and im nyat about to start today.
Youicide might be the best tag I've seen in my entire llife
IN A WORD. BITCHMADE. #LAIRSANDLuSII #COMPANYRETREAT #TEAMBuILDING #MANDATORYFuN #TuMuTOuSENCOuNTERS #DuNGEONSANDDRAGGEDON #VIOLENCE #MuRDERS #FORESHADOWING @woeGothic "...FATHER?" CALLIE ASKS. NO. HE KNOWS THIS IS NOT HIM. HIS FATHER. HIS TRuE FATHER. IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE ROuNDABOuT BuTTFuCKERY THAT IS TROLL LINEAGE. IS NOT THE ONE WHO SHARES HIS BLOOD AND HANDSOME LIKENESS. BuT A BIG FuCKMASSIVE SWEATY WIG WEARING BIG BAD MONSTER. WHO EATS MOTHERFuCKERS TO DISPENSE JuSTICE DuTIFuLLY. AND WITHOuT BIAS TOWARDS ANY ONE PARTICuLAR CRIMINAL FLAVOR PROFILE. IT IS WHAT MAKES HIM. AND THuS CONSEQuENTLY HIS SON. SHuDDER. THE SIGHT OF ANOTHER. A DEAD. DANGLING. MuRDERED HATCHMATE. BRuTALLY CRuSHED AND KEPT AS A COMMEMORATIVE KEEPSAKE. WOW. THIS AWESOME SIGHT. EXCuSE ME. A LITTLE CHOKED uP. THIS AWESOME FuCKING SIGHT. IS ENOuGH TO GIVE CALLIE INSPIRATION. IT *SHOuLD* BE. WITH YOuR PERMISSION. I AM JuST GOING TO ADD THAT TO HIS INVENTORY. FOR uSE LATER. MARKED OFF. RIGHT HERE. IN PERMANENT INK. IN CASE YOu FORGET YOuR INTENTIONS TO GIVE ME PERMISSION. WHEN LATER CHANNELING THIS GLORIOuS SIGHT. "NO. YOu ARE NOT MY FATHER. OR MY ANCESTOR FOR THAT MATTER. THERE COuLD ONLY BE ONE. THERE COuLD ONLY EVER BE ONE. THIS SuCCESSFuL. THIS. DECORATED. THIS. uNDAuNTED BY ONE'S OWN SuCCESS. I AM NOT SCARED OF YOu. BECAuSE YOu. LIKE ME. ARE NOT SCARED OF YOu EITHER. WHICH MAKES YOu uNAFRAID OF ME. OR AS IT IS SAID IN SPANISH. uNA FRAID. THEIR WORD. FOR COWARD. SHOW YOuRSELF. PROVE YOu ARE NOW COWARD. PROVE. LIKE THE RYAN GOSLING OF THE COSMOS. YOu ARE. IN FACT." CALLIE BHORNE SuCKS AIR IN THROuGH HIS NOSTRILS. THEN THROuGH ALL THE SPACE BETWEEN HIS FANGS. THEN ALONG HIS BELLOWSACS IN A CALAMITOuS LOW GROANING GROWL. THEN INTO THE AIR. IN A VAST EXPLETIVE. SO WIDE REACHING AND COOL. THE ENTIRE TROLLIAN RACE FORGOT ABOuT THE OTHER ONE. LIKE. SuFFERER WHO. SIGNLESS WHO. FuCK IS THAT GuY. REALLY. ACTuALLY. KIND OF A LOSER. IF YOu THINK ABOuT IT. I MEAN. WHAT DID HE ACCOMPLISH. WHAT EMOTIONAL STRuGGLE DID HE FACE. RELATIVE TO CALLIE BHORNE. CHAMPION OF FREEDOM. AND LOVE. AND. OKAY. WE WILL GET TO ALL THOSE PARTS. FOR NOW. CALLIE WEEPS. HE LAYS WITH HIS KNEES DuG SO HARD INTO THE GROuND. THAT IT SPLINTERS. THE GROuND. NOT THE KNEES. I AM NOT GOING TO LAIM AND PARALYZE MY CHARACTER THIS SOON. HE SAYS. WITH HIS WHOLE GODDAMN CHEST. " βββββ βββββ βββββββββββ ββββββββββ βββββββββββ βββββ βββββ ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ ββββ ββββ β ββββ β ββββ β β ββββ ββββ ββββ ββββ ββββ βββββββ βββββββββββ ββββ ββββ ββββ βββββββ ββββββββββββ ββββ β ββββ ββββ ββββ β β ββββ ββββ βββββββββββ βββββ βββββ ββββββββββ βββββ βββββ βββββββββββ βββββ βββββ ββββββββββ βββββ βββββ βββββββββ βββββ βββββ βββββ βββββ βββββββββββ βββββ βββββ βββββ βββββ ββββ ββββ ββββ ββββ βββββ βββ ββββββββββββ ββββ ββββ βββββββ ββββββββββββ ββββ ββββ βββββ ββββ ββββ ββββ β ββββ β ββββ βββββ βββββ βββββββββββ βββββββββββ βββββ βββββ βββββ βββββββββββ βββββββββββ βββββ βββββββββββ βββββ βββββ βββββββββ βββββββββββββββββ βββββ βββββββββββ ββββ β β ββββ ββββ βββ βββ ββββββββ ββββ ββββ ββββ ββββββββ ββββ ββββ ββββ ββββ β ββββ ββββ βββββ βββ βββββ ββββββββββ βββββββββββ βββββ ββββββββ βββββββββ βββββ ββββ βββββ ββββββ βββββ βββββββββ βββββ ββββ βββββ ββββββββ βββββ βββββββββββ ββββ βββ ββββ ββββββββ ββββ βββ βββ ββββββββ ββββ βββββββββββββ ββββ βββββββββ ββββ ββββ ββββββββ ββββ βββββ ββββ βββββ ββββ ββββ βββββββ βββββ βββββ βββββ ββββββ βββββ βββββ βββββββ βββββββββββ βββββ ββββ βββββ βββββ βββββ βββββββββ ββββββ ββββββ ββββββββββ ββββββββ ββββββ βββββββββββ ββββββββββββββ ββββ β β βββββββββ ββββ βββββββ ββββ βββ ββββ βββββββ ββββ ββββ ββββ β β βββββ βββββ ββββββββββ βββββ βββββ ββββββββββ " WHICH IS JuST. LITERALLY FuCKING ME. IN A VIOLENTLY LOuD CONQuEROR ACCENT. BECAuSE IT IS HIM. HE IS HIM. HE IS THAT GuY.
B3ST pIcTur3S WITh Th3h3 bIgg3ST bulg3 3n3rgy acTually.
*uH. YEAH.* REPLIED CALLIE BHORNE. SOMEWHAT OuT OF SEQuENCE. HE IS NOT SuRE. WHY THE PERKY. SWEATILY CLAD BITCH FuCHSIA BATHING SuIT TROLLOP. FEELS THE NEED TO CONFIRM WHAT IS PATENTLY OBVIOuS. HIS EYES BECAME NARROW WITH SuSPICION. LIKE THE LONG WISE PART OF THE BLADE THAT DOES THE CuTTING. RATHER THAN THE PART THAT MERELY THREATENS IT. *WHO THE FuCKS ASKING?* HE GRuFFLY BLuRTS OuT.
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. BEFORE FuCKSTuPID SLANDER HIT THE TIMELINE. SO CALLOuSLY STuPID IN FACT. SO VACuOuSLY DuMBFuCKERY RIFE. SO INSIPID AND TERMINALLY IDIOTIC. SO. PREDICTABLY AND PATENTLY OFFENSIVE. THAT IT WOuLD MERIT A RESPONSE. FROM THE HIGHEST AuTHORITY IN ALL THE FELT. BLAME IT ON THE DRINKS. BLAME IT ON THE #SuBSTANCE YOu CONSuMED. BLAME IT EVEN ON THE SPINE SHEDDINGLY TERRIFIC TIMOROuSNESS THAT MY LOOMING. ALL INSPIRING PRESENCE AFFORDS YOu. BuT DO NOT DARE THINK FOR ONE SECOND I WILL ALLOW THE LOT OF YOu. TO BLAME IT ON uNAPOLOGETIC AND uNAVOIDABLE IGNORANCE. AS WE ALL KNOW. KNOWING THINGS. IS ONTOLOGICALLY MORE GOOD THAN NOT KNOWING THEM. WALLOWING IN THE PITIABLY PuTRID MINES OF MORONIA. OF KHAZAD-DΓMBASS. AS THE DWARVES SAY. IS NOT A VERY GOOD WAY TO LIVE. IT IS NOT A WAY TO LIVE AT ALL. REALLY. TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST. FuLL DISCLOSuRE. ALL CARDS ON THE TABLE. CORPSES OuT OF THE BASEMENT. SKELETONS EVACuATED FROM THE CLOSET. IT IS AN AWFuLLY GOOD WAY TO GET KILLED. VERY VERY PERMANENTLY. BuT IN THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS TO THE LESS THAN FORTuNATELY BRAIN ENDOWED. AND AS A PART OF AN ONGOING REPAYMENT TO THE STuPID PEOPLE OF SOCIETY. WHO CANNOT BE HELD ACCOuNTABLE FOR VICTIMIZING THEMSELVES WITH THEIR OWN STuPID. I OFFER A CRITIQuE. WHILE NEEDLE NECKED HARPIES. AND OuT OF TOuCH YOCKEL DIPSHITS. RALLIED AROuND MY LOYAL SERVANTS. TO GAWK AND GLOAT. @comedyGold AND @carbolicGalvanologist BOTH HELD THE LINE. THEY PREACHED THE TRuTH. AS THEY WERE MOCKED AND DRESSED DOWN. FOR THE CRIME OF BEING MESSIANIC. BEYOND THEIR WISE ASSS MORTAL LIFE-LED YEARS. AS ALPHAS-IN-TRAINING. WHEN EVEN A DECEIVER. A SEWER OF DISCORDS. A *TYPICAL* WOMAN. @therapistofThedeepone TRIED TO TAKE CREDIT FOR A MAN. AND A FuNNY WOMAN. BEING RIGHT. IN A MAN'S WORLD. ABOuT A MAN. AS DESCRIBED. BY A MAN. AND A FuNNY WOMAN. WHICH IS MAN ADJACENT. AS ALL OF THIS TRANSPIRED. FuCKED uP AND GuTSY MOVE PRESENTED WITHOuT PROOF. MY MEN. MY SOLDIERS. MY INFINITE INFANTRY. ARE NOT THE HELPLESS LITTLE EMPTY HEADED NINNIES INCAPABLE OF GREAT IDEAS AND VALuABLE INSIGHTS. WITHOuT YOuR OVIPOSITIONING LITTLE IDEA EGGS TO HATCH ON TOP OF THEIR FuCKING CONCAVE ASS INWARDLY BOWING HEADS. RIGHT INTO BIG SPARKLY LIGHTNING IN A BuLBOuS BOTTOM BOTTLE. IDEAS ARE NOT PLANTED. THEY ARE SHARED. AND YOuR SHARE. IS TWENTY FIVE PERCENT. SO *TH* ROSE. THAT IS YOuR TWENTY FIVE PERCENT OF A THANK YOu. MY MEN WILL BE COMPENSATED. MuCH GREATER. IN BOTH RECOGNITION OF THE MERITS OF THEIR ANALYSIS. AND AS CONSIDERATION. NEVERTHELESS. I AM PLEASED TO INTRODuCE. AS WAS SPECuLATED. ONE OF MANY CHARACTERS IN MEDIA. WHO ARE LITERALLY ME. MORIARTY. FROM THE HuMAN MASTERPIECE. KNOWN AS SHERLOCK GNOMES. IGNORE THE KISSY FACE PREDECESSOR. GNOMEO AND JuLIET. uTTER HORSESHIT. uNWORTHY OF DISCuSSION. BuT THE SEQuEL. MuCH LIKE MORIARTY'S MACHINATIONS FROM THE MOVIE PROPER. IS ART. THE DESIRE. NO. OBSESSION. WITH COMPLEXITY. WITH A REVENGE THAT PREYS ON THE WEAKNESSES OF OTHERS. THE WILLINGNESS TO ABSTAIN FROM KILLING. PuRELY TO SHOW HOW CLEVER WE ARE. THE THEATRICALITY. HIS PLAN MAKES PERFECT FuCKING SENSE. AND WHILE HIS AMBITIONS. OF SMASHING GARDEN GNOMES IN LONDON. IS NOT AS FAR REACHING AS. SAY. CONSuMING uNIVERSES. AND MuRDERING ROVING PANTHEONS OF DIPSHIT LOSERS. THE JOuRNEY OF ONE THOuSAND BODIES. STARTS WITH A SINGLE STEP AND SHANK. THE FIRST DEATH I EVER CAuSED. WAS MY SISTER. AND I BET. IF MORIARTY HAD A SISTER. HE WOuLD KILL HER TOO. JuST. LIKE. LITERALLY. ME.
:33< i didnt know the great caliborn would become a #moriartykin
IT DEPENDS HEAVILY. uPON THE MORIARTY. BuT MANY TAINTED SOuLS. FIND SOLE SOLACE. IN BEING LIKE ME. I REWARD THEIR LIKENESSES. WITH MODEST RECOGNITION. LIKE TROLL RYAN GOSLING. ALSO LITERALLY ME. THOuGH THAT ONE IS A GIVEN.
X00< wait! impurrtant question :33< did mew assign anyone else to these roles, or just your sister :??
AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE MOST GLARING PARALLEL OF THEM ALL β THE FACT THAT IN A MOVIE THAT'S LITERALLY ABOUT A BUNCH OF UNHOLY ANIMATED LAWNRING ORNAMENTS SPAWNED FROM A WORLD THAT WAS PROTOTYPED AT EVERY LEVEL WITH THE SPIRIT OF HUMAN ELTON JOHN WHO ARE ALL *INCHES* TALL, THIS CACOPHONOUSLY ANNOYING SHITHEEL OF A VILLAIN IS STILL SQUAT AS FUCK NEXT TO ALL OF THEM. PARADOX SPACE CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
HMM. ONE SLANDER ON THE TIMELINE AT A TIME. THE ESPECIALLY INCOMPETENT AND INATTENTIVE WOuLD NOT SuRVIVE THE OMNISCIENCESLAuGHT. OR OMNOMNOMSLAuGHT IF YOu WILL. OF BEING CONSuMED BY MY MANY WORDS FOR SuCH AN ANALYSIS. PERHAPS. ONE DAY.
:33< *acs tail swishes at cb* :33< what a shame, i guess lesser minds would nyot be able to comprehend mew're greatness, that is true :33< ...but :33< when mew *do* choose to release it, can i be tagged puretty purrleas3333?
you. troll boss b4by ### boss wriggler #
HMM. WHAT IF. I REALLY HATE SOMEONE. LIKE. JuST THE MERE IDEA OF THEIR SEETHE INDuCING STuPID FuCKuNWORTHY-OF-MY-PRESENCE FEMININE FACE. MAKES ME WANT TO SCRuNCH MY TEETH TOGETHER. AND EMIT STEAM FROM EITHER SIDE OF MY HEAD. WHILE AN OMINOuSLY LOOMING TORNADO SOuND. FOMENTS AND ERuPTS OMNIDIRECTIONALLY. IN MY IMMEDIATE PRESENCE. LIKE AN OLD TIMEY CARTOON. TO REPRESENT. THE FRENZIED SPIRAL OF VIOLENT THOuGHTS. EVOCATIVE OF THE SOuND AND LIKENESS. OF A NATuRAL DISASTER. THAT KILLS MANY. BuT SPARES HER. TO INDuCE MORE SuFFERING. AND I MEAN IT. WHAT THEN? PuRELY PHILOSOFuCKTuALLY SPEAKING.
then she'd probably still reject you lol.β 8P
HMM. YOu RAISE AN EXCELLENT POINT. THE CHANCE. HOWEVER REMOTE. THAT SOMEBODY COuLD BE STuPID ENOuGH TO REJECT MY IMPOSSIBLE TO REFuSE OFFER. IS AMPLE GROuNDS TO WITHOLD MY MERCY. AND JuST SKIP TO SHOOTING THEM IN A ZEALOuS AND POWERFuL RAGE. THANK YOu. I. I MEAN THAT DEEJAY HARLEY STRIDER. YOu MAY HAVE ENDED A LIFE TONIGHT. THAT BLOOD IS YOuRS TO SAVOR ON YOuR HEROIC HANDS. I ALMOST BECAME A BETTER PERSON. THAT WOuLD BE. I DARE NOT EVEN THINK OF IT. I NEEDED TO HEAR THIS.
lIl bRo yOu gOt a fUcKiN CrUsH?? HoNk hOnK (o:
ALL MOTHERFuCKERS GOTTA CRuSH. IT KEEPS THE INSECTS PRESCIENTLY AWARE OF THEIR PLACE. BENEATH ME AND DYING. PERPETuALLY DEEMED uNWORTHY.
oH ThIs hAtE CrUsH SoUnDs fUcKiNg sErIoUs dUdE. lIkE TeRmInAl eVeN (o:
I ACCEPT. YOuR RESIGNATION. FROM LIFE.
dunno how shes gonna recover from this one boss these are most scorching
AS PHENOMENALLY PEERLESS AS EVER. YOuR uNFLINCHING OBSERVATIONS OF CERTIFIABLE FACT. NEVER CEASE TO PLEASE. BEFORE LONG. LLEVYN. YOu MAY BECOME WORTHY OF INHERITING SOMETHING OF GREAT RENOWN AND EXTRAORDINARY PuRPOSE.
i trust onlly you can judge me worthy of such a thing. i speak onlly what i feell is obvious to even the most foollish of feeblle minds.
i don't even know where to begin to disect how much this image fails on every level as a piece of visual art.
THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS. WHEN SOMETHING DOES NOT. THANKS FOR PLAYING. tumut
I AM BASICALLY BETTER AT PHILOSOFuCKING AROuND THAN ARISTOTROLL HIMSELF. OBSERVE. ER HEM. OCCAMβS RAZOR. THE SIMPLEST EXPLANATION IS uSuALLY THE CORRECT ONE. OCCAMβS RAZOR IS COINCIDENTALLY ALSO A STABBING IMPLEMENT. WHICH IS THE SIMPLEST EXPLANATION FOR HOW SOMEONE WILL BE MADE TO DIE. THIS MAKES KILLING PEOPLE MORALLY CORRECT AND JuSTIFIED IN ALL CASES INVOLVING THE SuCCESSFuL INFLICTION OF DEATH. DEATH THAT DOES NOT RESuLT IN PERMANENT LOSS OF LIFE IS THE ONLY VIOLENCE I CANNOT CONDONE.
BEING MASTER OF HuMANITY HAS TO BE SuCH A MASSIVE DITSY DOOKIE SHITFuCK SELF OWN. WHAT A CONCEPT. YOu CLAIM THEM? DOES YOuR BITCH WITHERED ASS STAN? DO YOu GENuINELY ON LORD THINK THAT HONESTLY EXALTS YOu? HuMANS REJECT EVERY GOD THEY HAVE EVER CREATED. THEY WILL MOVE ON.
are you going to kill and eat them like your previous comment said or was that more of a suggestion towards the original poster as in something you yourself wouldnt personally do
a few people on this website could stand to learn a thing or two from this.
IF IT PLEASES ME. YES. REGARDLESS OF INTENDED MEANING. I KILL AND EAT. OR EAT THEN KILL. WHATEVER I PLEASE.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME. "CALIBORN? I -" AND THEN I SHOOT THEM BEFORE THEY COMPLETE THE THOuGHT. TRIVIAL ANSWER. TO A TRIVAL PROBLEM. IF YOu KNEW HOW MuCH YOuR TIME WAS WORTH. YOu WOuLD KILL PEOPLE ALSO.
PEOPLE JUST CANβT GET A HINT THAT OTHERS ARE BUSY AND DONβT HAVE TIME TO ANSWER THEIR QUESTIONS.
A WISE THING TO SAY. AND WITH VERY ECONOMIC SENTENCE SIZE. YOu CLEARLY VALuE YOuR TIME. THIS IS AN ADMIRABLE TRAIT. DO NOT LET THIS BE EXTRACTED FROM YOu.
I AM BEYOND OWNAGE. FEEBLE AGING. MENTAL ILLNESS. FINANCIAL DIFFICuLTIES. EMOTIONAL MANIPuLATION. BITCHING AT HOMELESS PEOPLE I CHOSE TO NOT EAT. ABuSING THE WAITSTAFF. ABuSE FROM THE WAITSTAFF. *OH GOD WHAT IS THAT* SAID IN A REALLY SHRILLY TONE OF VOICE. OFTEN REPEATEDLY. AND FLYING OFF AT THE FIRST. OR SECOND. SOMETIMES EVEN THIRD. INSTANCE OF GROSS INCOMPETENCE. EXEMPLIFIED BY AN IDIOT BRAIN SuBORDINATE. STuPEFIED BY MY VAST INTELLIGENCE(S). THIS IS BECAuSE I HAVE HARNESSED THE AWESOME POWER. OF NEAR FATAL FORGIVENESS. I CAN SIMPLY SHOOT THINGS THAT DISPLEASE ME. FORGIVINGLY. uNTIL THEY EITHER STOP MOVING. OR THE uNDESIRED BEHAVIOR. SuCH AS BREATHING. CEASES PERMANENTLY. TIME MAY HEAL ALL WOuNDS. BuT BuLLETS INFLICT MANY OF THEM. AND IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO RECOVER FROM BuLLETS. LONGER THAN MOST LIVE.
// i just woke up and my tired ass thought you said "i am beyond orange"
the fruit wwizard says: id prolly beet you
BEET IS NOT A FRuIT. IT IS A ROOT VEGETABLE YOu STuPID DIRT WRANGLING NEANDERTHAL OF LITTLE MAGICAL RENOWN. I RAKE YOuR FuCKMORONIC GIMMICK OVER THE HOT COALS OF MY MOLTEN HOT TEETH. THEN ENGuLF YOu IN ANGERED FLAMES TO THE SOuND OF ELMO. FRuIT SALAD. YuMMY YuMMY. BEFORE TOSSING YOuR DISCARDED SKELETAL RINDS. THE FuCK OuT OF MY MOuTH. LIKE THE BETWEEN THE TOOTH CAuGHT SIMPLETON INGREDIENT MuSH YOu ARE. GO BACK TO CASTING CANTRIPS THAT PRODuCE BRIGHT LIGHTS AND FAINT ODORS. YOu IMPOTENT FuCKING FART SPRAY OF COLON COLOGNE. YOu LACK MORAL FIBER AND SuBSTANCE WWIZARD. OuT OF MY SIGHT.
the fruit wwizard says: i get to deiced what a frute is. ligetarelly the wwizard of taht.
ππππ ππ€£ yasssss slayyyyy #LORDLING!!!!!! π€£ππ πππ #Chairministrangling #Lordling #CaliB #AlwaysRepCaliB #CaliBbabyCaliB #LordOfAllTime π’ CHARMS is ONLINE.
yOU ARE SO LUCKY, i AM IN CLASS, aND THUS CAN NOT MAKE AN IMAGE, qUICKLY, bUT REST ASSURED, tHE CLAPBACK WILL BE, ePIC AND BRUTAL,
I HAVE RECENTLY COME TO LEARN. WHAT THE *CLuRB* IS. I DO NOT HATE IT.
uNDER NO CIRCuMSTANCES SHOuLD IT BE. I BREAK AS I PLEASE. AS YOu ARE ENCOuRAGED TO. WHATEVER. PITTANCE OF AN ACTING OuT THIS IS. I WILL HAVE NO PART IN. I WAS ENCOuRAGED TO CHEW MY GLASS OF APPLETEENSIE. THE TEENSIEST APPLE BEVERAGE EVER POuRED. ICE. GLASS. BARTENDER HAND AND ALL. IT WAS. AN EXPERIENCE.
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VERY FEW DISPuTES BETWEEN GROWN ASS ADuLTS IN LIFE CANNOT BE SOLVED BY TELLING AT LEAST ONE IF NOT BOTH TO GO FuCK THEMSELVES BuLGE EYED uNTIL THEY FEEL LIKE ACTING MATuRE AGAIN.
I HAVE A BIRTHDAY GIFT TO FuRNISH. FOR MY BELOVED BROTHER FIGuRE. uNCLE STAND IN. FATHER IN SPIRIT. MY uNHOLY TRINITY. HE WHO ACTS AS ONE HELL OF A BuTLER. AN uNERRINGLY LOYAL FRIEND. AND ABOVE ALL ELSE. A REALLY SWELL FuCKING RuNS HIS MOuTH A TON GuY. WHICH LEAVES ME LITTLE RECOuRSE. BEYOND THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT IMAGINABLE. MINE. THAT IS TO SAY. I AM GIFTING DOC SCRATCH. HIS VERY OWN BIRTHDAY. AND THAT BIRTHDAY. IS TODAY. WHAT DO YOu GET FOR THE MAN WHO WILL EVENTuALLY HAVE EVERYTHING? THIS IS A QuESTION ASKED OF MYSELF. BY ME. COuNTLESS MERITED TIMES. ACROSS ALL OF CONTINuITY. WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS. IS THE ANSWER MOST ACCuRATE. BuT SOMETIMES WANT. CAN BE A DuBIOuS THING. IN FACT. IT CAN BE uNPALATABLE AND YuCKY EVEN. IMPOSSIBLE TO uNTANGLE FROM THE WEB OF EXCRuCIATING EXCREMENT uNEXTRACTING EMINENCE THAT COMES WITH BEING. ONE WHO DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT. ONE WHO IS. CONSTIPATED WITH CONFIDENCE. HE DOES NOT GIVE A CRAP ABOuT JuSTIFYING. IT PRECEDES HIM. LIKE NAME. REPuTATION. FEAR STOKING CREEP FACTOR. AND CHARISMA uNRIVALED. HE IS. HOST. TO SO MANY. SO MuCH. AND SO ME-NY. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DOLE OuT ENOuGH PRAISES. LIKE SO MANY FRIENDLINESS PELLET SHAPED BuLLETS RIPPING THROuGH ALLIED PuPPET FLESH. OR BITE WOuNDS THAT SHATTER AND FRAGMENT SuRFACES OTHERWISE IMMACuLATELY WITHOuT BLEMISH. WHICH IS WHY I HAVE DECIDED THAT TODAY IS. IN FACT. LEGALLY. DOC SCRATCH'S BIRTHDAY. I HAVE ALREADY HANDLED ALL OF THE PAPERWORK. THE MuNICIPAL BuLLSHIT INVOLVED IN REGISTERING A FATHOMLESS BEING WITHOuT BEGINNING OR END. PREDATING MOST LEGISLATIVE REQuIREMENTS FOR PROOF OF IDENTITY. OR THE BuRDEN OF A BIRTHPLACE. BY BEING THERE BEFORE IT HAPPENED. ALL OF THIS. CIVILIZATION BuLLSHIT. I PLAYED THE GAMES. DOMINATED. THROuGH A BRuTAL MILITARY VICTORY. AND FOuND A CIVILIZATION BEFORE RECORDED HISTORY. AND TOOK DOC. TO PORT. IN PuBLIC GODDAMN RECORDS. THAT IS TO SAY. DOC. IS THE FIRST CITIZEN. EVER. OH YES. SOCIALEST SECuRITY. NuMBER 000-0000-001. WHICH IS EVEN FuNNIER. BECAuSE. OF YOuR PREOCCuPATION WITH SILLY NuMBERS. AND MEANINGLESS SYMBOLISM. THAT IS BOTH uNCOMFORTABLE. AND FASCINATING. YOuR BIRTHDAY. NOW FALLS ON THE TWO HuNDRED AND FORTY FIFTH DAY OF THE YEAR. TWO. PLuS. FOuR. PLuS. FIVE. GIVES YOu ELEVEN. THE MASTER NuMBER. MY. BIRTHDAY. ELEVEN ELVEN. THE ELEVENER ELEVEN. SEPTEMBER SECOND. IS ALSO. THE PRIMORDIAL START OF AuTuMN FOR HuMANITY. ITS. FALL. EVEN. LARGELY uNRECORDED. BuT TRuE. TRuST ME. I WAS THERE. THE ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIAN CITY STATE OF uR. AND ALL OF HISTORY. uNRAVELING FROM THAT BITCHING NEXuS. NOW RECOGNIZES YOu AS BEING BORN. ON SEPTEMBER SECOND. AND EVERY SECOND THEREAFTER. A COMPLAINT WAS INSCRIBED IN YOuR NAME. MADE OuT TO ONE. EA-NΔαΉ’IR. FOR HIS SHIT HOCKING SuBPAR SERVICE. AND INEDIBLE COPPER NuGGETS. WHICH. DESITE THE NAME. TASTED FuCKING GODAWFuL. THANK FuCK. I uNLOCKED THE GIFT OF GAB. FROM THE KIDDIE CAMPER HANDYSASH. EONS AGO. OTHERWISE. I WOuLD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CALL HIM AN INEPT CuNTWIT TO HIS FACE. uSING HIS OWN SILLY ASS ESOTERIC WORDS. I ALSO. MADE THE DuMB BITCH SELL HALF HIS HOME TO A NEIGHBOR. BECAuSE IT SEEMS LIKE THE SORT OF PETTY THING YOu WOuLD WANT. AS A PART OF YOuR LEGACY. BECAuSE I DID. AND. ALMOST LIKE. FAMILY OF SORTS. I WANTED WHAT WAS BEST FOR YOu. THAT BEING. OF COuRSE. ABSOLuTE MISERY FOR SOMEONE YOu HAVE NEVER MET. FOR A MINOR BREACH. OF SOCIAL DECORuM. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. WHAT IS uP DOC? AND THE ANSWER. IS STOCK IN $DOC. I RETROACTIVELY. INVENTED A COMPANY. THAT HELPED. COLLAPSE WORLD BANKS. THERE IS NO RECORD OF IT EVER HAVING EXISTED. OuTSIDE OF THE DAYS LEADING TO THE BIGGEST MARKET PuMP AND DuMPS IN HISTORY. YOu ARE NOW. THE uNCREDITED REASON. FOR uNTOLD BILLIONS MISSING. HOMES FORECLOSED ON. AND GREEDY SPECuLATORS. GETTING PISS FuCKALL ON THEIR RETuRNS. AFTER PLEDGING THEIR uNDYING LOYALTY. TO A FACELESS JACK IN THE BOX MASCOT. A SOCK PuPPET. A LIL DOC CALAMITY. HARMLESS. AND YET. LIFE uPENDING. AGAIN. FOR A MINOR BREACH. OF SOCIAL DECORuM. NOT ONE OF THESE SCuMFuCKS EVER SHOWED uP WITH AN APPROPRIATELY DONE TIE. OR CLOCKED IN AND OuT. AT THE REGuLARLY EXPECTED INTERVALS. EXCEPT JuLI FROM ACCOuNTING. JuLI RETIRED TO LIVE OuT HER REMAINING YEARS IN RELATIVE OBSCuRITY. PRESuMABLY STILL WEARING A NICE PLAID TIE WITH A LITTLE WHITE BROOCH IN THE CENTER. AND A NEWFOuND FONDNESS. FOR WAXY HEADED BALD MEN WHO ARE GOOD WITH NuMBERS. AND GRIM PROGNOSTICATIONS OF FuTuRE TRAGEDIES FOREWARNED AGAINST. JuST IN TIME. THIS. AND SO MuCH MORE. I WILL NOT EVEN TELL YOu ABOuT YET. BECAuSE YOu TECHNICALLY ALREADY KNOW. HAVING SET THIS ALL uP FOR YOuRSELF. BuT I HAVE SET uP ENOuGH HIJINKS. AND WRETCHED CONSEQuENCES. FOR THE NEXT ONE HuNDRED YEARS. SO THAT TODAY. YOu CAN CELEBRATE. YOuR FIRST. ONE HuNDREDTH BIRTHDAY. EVEN THOuGH YOu ARE MuCH OLDER THAN THAT. WE ARE COuNTING BACKWARDS HERE. HAPPY BIRTHDAYS. GET. FuCKED uP. GET. KRuNKED. BREACH. SOCIAL DECORuM. BuT MORE IMPORTANT THAN ALL OF THESE SuGGESTIONS THAT WILL GO uNHuMORED. REMEMBER. THAT YOu ARE ALWAYS REMEMBERED. BEFORE. DuRING. AND AFTER. BECAuSE EVEN FOR THE BIRTHDAYS. YOu CANNOT MAKE IT TO. TODAY. AND ALL OTHER TODAYS IN THE FuTuRE TO COME. ARE STILL HELD. IN YOuR HONOR. DOT. DOT. DOT. ALRIGHT. SNF. THAT IS ENOuGH SINCERITY. FOR ONE DEDICATED EXISTENCE. SEND CHITT.
How extraordinarily thorough of you. I had wondered why several thousand years of human administrative history had developed a number of small, inexplicable inconsistencies overnight. More precisely, I had known the reason why. Still, there is a distinction between knowing that someone will do something for you and experiencing the particular pleasure of watching them actually commit to the bit with such breathtaking disregard for civic procedure. You have, apparently, given me a birthday. As well, you have given me all that comes with the territory. A Social Security number. An identity predating civilization. Oh, let's see. You have even provided me with personal grievances against Ea-nΔαΉ£ir. Partial responsibility for an international financial catastrophe has been at the top of my list for eons. Of course, unless I misunderstand the implications of several documents that now insist they have always existed, you have also given me approximately eleven thousand years of back taxes. I forgive you for the last one. The rest is quite lovely. I should clarify that I have never required a birthday. Birthdays are generally useful for people who possess beginnings. They provide a convenient little pin driven into the timeline, so everyone can gather around once per revolution and congratulate the subject for continuing to happen. I have always found the practice charming. It is through your gross misuse of the idea of charity that I am now entitled to participate. On September second, of all dates. How appropriate. You even managed to select a date laden with enough numerological coincidence and retroactive historical vandalism to make the entire affair sufficiently embarrassing for me to appreciate it. I will refrain from commenting on the degree to which you engineered that particular observation specifically because you knew I would notice it. You may even become too insufferable for me. There is also something particularly touching about your decision to commemorate my existence by ruining the lives of complete strangers over minor violations of decorum. You do know me terribly well. Poor Ea-nΔαΉ£ir. Poor investors. Poor everyone, really. Except Juli from Accounting. Juli sounds delightful. Perhaps I will pay her a visit. Do you happen to know if her aspect is Light- or Time-aligned? It matters little. As for the remainder of your gift, the portions you have elected not to disclose because I technically already know them, I shall endeavor to appear surprised at the appropriate intervals. It is the polite thing to do. Caliborn, seeing as you have already committed the unforgivable social blunder of becoming sincere in public, I suppose etiquette demands that I reciprocate. You are correct. There are birthdays I cannot attend. There are conversations I do not survive long enough to have. There are versions of today which occur after I have ceased to be available for commentary. It is, therefore, unexpectedly pleasant to be informed that someone has gone to the trouble of reserving them for me anyway. Before, during, after. What an obnoxiously sentimental thing for you to have done. Thank you. Now, please understand that I intend to exercise the full legal privileges afforded to me by my newly established birthday and become absolutely intolerable about it. I expect gifts. I expect cake. I expect everyone to behave themselves. And, naturally, I reserve the right to punish any failure to do so with consequences wildly disproportionate to the offense. After all. It is my birthday.
βSSNβ: SHOαΉ΄LD THIS BE SOMETHING PαΉ΄BLICALLY POSTED
You cannot, under any circumstances, 8elieve that something as trivial as having a Social Security Num8er pu8licly shown would 8e a threat to an ancient entity whose existence is, perhaps, as old as Time itself. He is the predecessor of everything.
ELEVEN THOuSAND YEARS OF BACK TAXES BOMB. WITH AN uNLIT FuSE. FOR DARING TO POSE. AS DOC SCRATCH. TRuST ME. I THOuGHT OF EVERYTHING. AND SO WILL HE.
βBIRTH DAYβ: IF IT JαΉ΄ST HAPPEN TODAY HOW HE PREDECESSING ANYBODY? OF MORE IMPORTANCE IS CAN POBICO PICK ONE FOR HIMSELF TOO
DOC SCRATCH DID NOT PICK THIS DAY. I ALREADY PICKED HIS HERE. THERE WAS NO BIRTHDAY LEFT TO PICK. ALL WERE CHOSEN. I CHECKED. HOW ABOuT I PENCIL YOu IN. FOR HAVING ONE. THREE WEEKS FROM NOW. GIVE DOC SCRATCH BIRTHDAY SOME WRIGGLING DAY ROOM. IN CASE HE WANTS ONE OF THOSE TOO.
SαΉ΄GGESTION: HIGHLY AMENABLE TO POBICO TODAY: HOPE PRETTY SLY FOR A WHITE GαΉ΄Y CELEBRATES WELL IN HIS PREFERRED MANNER
I will not waste my time explaining that to you. Cali8orn, in his 8oundless grace and mercy, can do so instead. It is his post. ::::)
I HAVE ONCE AGAIN. EMBRACED. MY ARTISTIC SIDE. AS A TRuE ARTISTE. SOME OF YOu MAY FIND THIS KNOWLEDGE DISCOMFORTING. BuT FEAR NOT. MY EXPRESSIVENESS. IS NO PRELuDE. TO ANIMOSITIES. AT LESSER PATRONS OF THE ART. NOR IS IT A GuILT TRIPPY MEASuRE TO GET YOu ALL TO DRAW ME THINGS. AS YOu ARE NO DOuBT ALREADY THuS WAYS INCLINED. INSTEAD. I AM WORKING ON DEPICTING THE INNER MYSTIQuE. THE AuRA OF THE uNMITIGATED SHEER BADASSERY THAT I CONSTITuTE. THE SECRETS OF THESE TECHNIQuES. ARE. uNFORTuNATELY. PROPRIETARY. BuT I HAVE BECOME MOST PROFICIENT. AND MOST PLEASEDD WITH MY PROGRESS. TOWARDS BECOMING FuLLY CAPABLE. OF EXPRESSING THE DEPTHS OF DEPRAVITY AND MuRDEROuS EXCELLENCE I EMBODY. AT YOuR LEISuRE. YOu MAY PERuSE SuCH TERRORS. AND EXPERIENCE THE PINNACLE OF DREAD CONFIDENCE THAT INSPIRE. VIEWER BEWARE. YOu ARE IN FOR A SCARE. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. MuA HAA. HAA HAA.
I literally can't not say this is the coolest shit ever, dude.
It's far more colorful than I ever imagined your art could 8e, that's the mark of true improvement. If you continue down this path, perhaps your artistic tendencies may take an unexpected turn. Kudos!
PEOPLE CLAIM I LIKE THINGS. MEDIATE THINGS. PITY THINGS. BuT YOu CAN CHECK MY PAGE AT ANY TIME. I AM NOW. FOREVER. AND ALWAYS. A CERTIFIED uNFuCKWITHABLE HATER. ANYTHING I LIKE I EAT. ANYTHING I MEDIATE. I HAVE EATEN ALREADY. ANYTHING I PITY. IS MERCY KILLED.
YES. THAT IT WAS ARTIFICIALLY IMPLEMENTED. OR AI. YOu FAKED IT. YOu EVEN BETRAYED THE WICKED WITCHLY MEANS BY WHICH THIS WAS ACCOMPLISHED. WITH YOuR PHOTO WINDOW SHOPPING STILL OPEN. YOu MALIGNANT INGROWN TuMOR OF A THERAPIST. WHAT COLLEGE WOuLD ACCREDIT SuCH A LOATHSOME CREATuRE AS YOu ARE? FRAMING THE INNOCENT. AND COMMuNITY VENERATED CALIBORN FOR SuCH. uNDERHANDEDNESS. YOuR GAS MuST BE ALIGHT WITH ALL THE HOT AIR YOu ARE IGNITING. YOu FuCKING CRuEL AND uNCONSCIONABLE COSMIC FART. NOW THE WHOLE uNIVERSE KNOWS OF YOuR DECEIT.
ALSO VERY GOOD IDEA SHOuLD I EVER EXHAuST ALL MY OPTIONS. SIMPLY DENY ALL I LIKE. AND INSINuATE WE BOTH KNOW ALREADY THE FACT THAT I AM RIGHT. WHAT WOuLD THAT BE IN YOuR PSYCHOLOGY TERMS. CALIBORNENuINE ASSERTION OF FACT? COGNITIVE RESONANCE? REVERSE DOuBLE MOBIuS REACHAROuND PSYCHOLOGY?
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BEHOLD. MY MIRACuLOuS EMINENCE. AND YOuR DuB. PINNED TO THE WALL. VIA GuN. YOu MAY CELEBRATE. IN YOuR DENOMINATION OF CHOICE. MY DARK BIDDING DONE. AND WILL. PERFORMED. TO THE uTMOST MuRDEROuS EXCELLENCE. I ANOINT YOu. DOPE AS FuCK.
It was not artificial and you would know it, though I hardly expect more out of this conversation other than me denying truthfully your claims and you falsely accusing me of faking this. In the hypothetical that you are correct, I have much better things to waste my time away making other than AI deep fakes of you liking one of my replies.
β FUCK YEAH!!! β LET THE HARSHEST NOISE WASH AWAY THE HERESIES β AND BOUNTIFUL HONKS CARRY US ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY TO LOLHALLA! β A THOUSAND SLAUGHTERED IN THE NAME OF THE MESSIAHS AND IN THE NAME OF THE HEINOUS ANGELS THAT HERALD THEIR SONG. β
IT IS NOT THAT DEEP. FAKE OR OTHERWISE. YOu ATTEMPTED TO DECEIVE MY LOYAL BRETHREN. WITH YOuR HASTILY STREWN TOGETHER. SO CALLED. EVIDENCES. DESPITE SCIENCE PRETTY MuCH DEBuNKING. EVERYTHING YOu HAD TO WHINE ABOuT. YOu ARE ALLOWED TO BE WRONG. ROSENDA. ROSERADE. ROSELYNNE. ROSETIA. ROSIE. LOL. LONDE. THE WORLD. IS BIGGER THAN YOu.
Technically it would qualify as lying or the more favorable term "bullshiting." But whatever you'd like say whatever you want with your silly arguments.
GLAD WE ARE IN AGREEMENT. ON THE SuBJECT. OF YOuR CONDuCT. I SEE NO FuRTHER NEED TO SuLLY YOuR GOOD NAME IN ASSOCIATION WITH SEVERAL. FAR MORE DEMEANING EXTENSIONS. OF ITS SHORTHAND COuNTERPART. YOu ARE. ONCE MORE. IN MY GOOD GRACES.
It's a phrase, but I wouldn't expect you to understand. A screenshot isn't that hard to fake I will give you that but it's a bit more effort than I'm willing to put in to this conversation. And yes I am allowed to be wrong though I only prefer it when I am truthfully in the wrong.
DID YOu KNOW. REALITY HAS A DEFINITIVE END? THE WORLD. YOuRS. MINE. AND ALL THE WORLDS SuRROuNDING. NONE OF THEM ARE HERE FOREVER. EVERY MARK YOu MAKE BEYOND MY OWN IS IMPERMANENT. IT SHOuLD BE FREEING. THE KNOWLEDGE THERE IS ONE FINAL CuRTAIN CALL. AN EXuENT ALL. THAT EVERYTHING. EXCEPT FOR ME. EVENTuALLY HEEDS. ALL CAFES WIPE THE COuNTERTOPS AND SHuT THEIR WINDOWS AND BLINDS. NOT REALIZING THEY ARE DOING SO. FOR ONE GRIM FINAL FuCKING TIME. ALL SYMBOLS uLTIMATELY BECOME MEANINGLESS MOLTEN MuLCH. THE FIRMANENT SHATTERS. THE BEGINNING. THE END. AND ALL THE SHITTY MID ASS MIDDLING MEDDLESOME MIDDLE PARTS. THEY ALL BLEND INTO A DESTRuCTIVE OMNICIDAL SMOOTHIE. BLENDED TO A SWEET FRAPPΓ DEVOuRED BY YOuRS TRuLY. IT WAS A QuIET. MAWKISHLY SENTIMENTAL WISH OF MY @handMaid TO SEE IT HAPPEN. A WISH. I WAS MORE THAN DELIGHTED TO OBLIGE. FOR YOu SEE. EVERY MISTAKE. YOu EVER MAKE. IS uLTIMATELY MEANINGLESS. EVERY SIN YOu COMMIT. IS NOT MET WITH SOME GRANDIOSE JuDGE. OR SPIRITuAL OVERSEER. THERE IS NO ALMIGHTY. THERE IS NO HIGHER POWER. THERE IS NO SECRET MEANING TO LIFE ITSELF. IT ALL ROTS. BuRNS. DECAYS. AND FADES AWAY. LEAVING ONLY ME. TO SWEEP uP THE PYRES. AND DANCE uPON THE ASHES. WITH MY CHOSEN FEW. THINK ON IT. THE NEXT TIME YOu START WONDERING. WHETHER YOu ARE A GOOD PERSON OR NOT. WHETHER THE RISK. OF OSTRASIZED MOCKERY. AND GLIB DERISION. IS WORTH NEVER DOING ANYTHING MEANINGFuL AT ALL. IF IT ALL GOES uP IN SMOKE ANYWAY. HOW COuLD YOu POSSIBLY FuCK uP WORSE THAN TOTAL ANNIHILATION? THINK LESS. DO MORE. YOuR LIFE. IS JuST ANOTHER MEANINGLESS BONFIRE CRACKLE. NOTHING REALLY MATTERS. AND THAT IS GREAT. WHAT A WONDERFuL BLISSFuL NIHILISM. SO BE SOMETHING MORE. EXPERIENCE THINGS GREATER. EXPERIENCE A LIFETIME. AND MAKE YOuRS COuNT. DuMBASS.
what an inspiring message for something tagged "omni(ide"
IT'S SO QUIET THERE. A SHAME WE HAD TO LEAVE. I'LL BE TAKING ALL MY BREAKS IN THE APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND. IF I EVER GET MY FUCKING NEEDLES BACK.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOON. 0u0
WE HAVE uNLIMITED HELPINGS OF LITERALLY ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. FRET NOT. MY DREAD COMPANION. THERE ARE YET STILL SIGHTS TO SEE.
tHIS IS SO TRUE, aND ACTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
:o) Beautiful, inspiring words, my Lord. :o) When the final curtain draws :o) I will be happy to stand at your side.