♠ hated by @caliBorn
i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa there Neeiiiighhhhbor, you aren't going to get my goat with your #vulgarities. Try something else.
Lets hear it for the humble horse
fuck it i got sprayed with purple douche blood all over my favorite tux i deserve a drink #substances
you are actually going to be the death of me
SOMETIMES, I SIMPLY HAVE TOO FUCKING MANY I CANT EAT THEM ALL SO I SMASH THEM WITH A MACE.
are you at least ♯eating them
I'VE STARTED TO SMASH MORE OF THESE MELONS MANUALLY BECAUSE I HAVE LITTERALLY NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
the hUman predilection towards #sUbstances is always sUch lovely fUel for drama!
Sometimes I love relaxing in bed with a charcuterie board of crackers, cheeses, cold cuts, and olives, typically accompanied with an interesting magazine, and classical music on the radio.
Whoa whoa whoa neighbor. First of all, you are obsessed with me and it is hilarious. Second of all, what the fuck
THIS IS WHY YOURE THE BOSS I WOULDA NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! CHEEKS FULLA BRAINS AND ENEMIES!
say it were in the shit now you and me are two dudes tenderly holding hands in this fucking gay ass rainbow of jolly dandys say the slur embrace your destiny
WE MUST CONSULT THE TRUE SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR. **KANKRI VANTAS** @CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY CAN CALIBORN RECLAIM THIS?
damn. why's the forest l1ke th1s
THATS RIGHT BOSS AND YOUR CHEEKS ARE LOOKING VERY FULL TODAY!
(i v00te we make #skyzanweek a thing and its just me p00stin nudes and gettin fucked #nsfw)>
(g0000d cause wh00 tf are y00u anyway l00lz)>
you should say it you want to reclaim it right gay boy
DUUUUUUUUUUUUH YOU GOT IT BOSS! AND DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW SHARP YOUR FANGS LOOK TODAY?
you did explicitly ask for gay people. pretty obvious which word you were wantin' to say.
NO. YOU ARE SO UGLY, EVEN IF YOU WERE GAY NO ONE WOULD EVER EVEN CONSIDER YOU.
~so glad #eridanvveek is over. fuck that douche, am i right? tune in for #meissoday on the 18th!
yeah so we did this ig [a video of her and her sister. sami is playing her guitar. the song they're singing is a cover of dodie's song awkward duet featuring jon cozart. sami looks a lot more serious than her redheaded counterpart. they sing the full song. once it's done, meri waves goodbye as sami grabs her phone and ends the video.] #cover #sisters @apocalypticlight
me, whenever i see a hot older man: daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. #nsfw
Why is the green Spirit Halloween skeleton yelling at me? lol
You're obsessed. Lowkey kinda adorable lol.
CALIBORN WHY ARE YOU PITCH FOR THIS GUY.
You want me so fucking bad lol
No one says that, grandpa.
((I keep seeing @caliBorn replying “HEY” to every post. Is this me going insane, a bit they’re doing, or a Chittr glitch?
i'll let this one speak for itself. ~_~
*i'm* a freak of natUre, eh? say, have yoUr wings grown in yet?
brother, coUld yoU at least make an effort not to imply yoU want to shag me? for five minUtes? #incest
IMTAKINGBACKEVERYTHINGISAIDABOUTYOUYOUREJUSTASFUCKINGWORSEASTHATDOCSCRATCHANDITSHOWS.
oh, are we posting oUr heights? i'm 6'5"! the tallest of my groUp, to be sUre, bUt actUally qUite diminUtive for a cherUb! :U
oh, yoU're jUst *now* becoming Unreasonable? ~_~
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD HELP WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND I DONT WANT YOUR HELP YOU SHITTY ASSHOLE
LEAFEMETHEFUCKALONEYOURESUCHANNAOYONIGLITTEBITCH
Perhaps these gentlemen can spare their time. @caliBorn @undyingUmbrage @lordEnglish
>=>}Forgot I Also Did Art Of Stuff, Usual Monsters And CCreepy Shit. #horror #body-horror https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1435713771535339674/1488040659179929830/monsters.png?ex=69d1441b&is=69cff29b&hm=bead89bfeca9c9cbd8a994d713a911fc6fb7fdef3b075f3ef14f9a3435e2d3d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=800&height=800 -9-
:33 < yaaay! :33 < although you s33med to dislike my congratulations so... :33 < naaay? :33 < youre a very silly purrson to read it makes me scratch my goofy little pan :PP
:33 < ohhh XPP :33 < i am sorry for saying the wrong thing :33 < i guess thats an achievement and funny number! :33 < congrats on that most importantly!
:33 < congratulations on reaching verification! what a meowlestone to achieve!
You want me so bad it makes you look a little stupid.
We're doing pokemon teams? All seedots, next question.
There should be viewing booths at the gym like operating rooms have for med students. My wisdom is unmatched.
troll siri play vampires by jack the stripper
I look away for two seconds and the detectives are in love.
Love wins I guess??? 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🌈🪁👮♂️👮♂️ #cantheyevenseecolors
No fucking way they got Deltarune here
You either traumadump or you die.
Are we about to kiss?????
wELL, tHE STRATEGY HAS BEEN, aROUND FOR A WHILE BUT, iT DOESN'T ALWAYS, wORK BUT, i ASSUMED IT WOULD, hERE, tHIS TIME i THINK i WILL BRING, vIVILLION, iT IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD IN ag WITH, sTICKY wEB SUPPORT,
That green skull fucker wants me bad. It's insane.
hAHA, dID YOU LIKE THE, aRON, tRICK?
At 5 Guys for Lunch. Ran entirely by two women right now. 2 Ladies is a much better restaurant name.
hAHA, nEAT, lET'S GET ON, sMOGON THEN, oR, hOWEVER YOU WANT, tO DO THIS,
I'm not stealing from Donkey Kong, man.
oH, ag, (hAHA,) i HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT, iN A WHILE, sOUNDS FUN, tO ME, wHAT OTHER, bIG SCARY GUYS ARE YOU GOING TO, tOTALLY KICK MY HEINIE, wITH?
It is truly impossible to match the shitposting game going on here. How the fuck am I expected to do better than Troll Bruno Mars and fucking Donkey Kong? Game's rigged.
Dude, they're gamifying rejection sensitive disorder. Is that allowed?
:o) sHiT My wIcKeD BrOtHeR I WoUlD WaNt nOtHiNg mOrE ThAn tHaT. yOu kNoW A MoThEr fUcKeR CaN OnLy hEiGhTeN HiS DaMn fIsTs bY PuNcHiNg tHeM AgAiNsT A BlOoDy mEaT BaG Of ePiC PrOpOrTiOnS LiKe mYsElF. aNd i aIn't tAlKiNg aBoUt tHiS MoThEr fUcKiNg cOdPiEcE.
oH ShIt bRo yOu wOuLd dO ThAt fOr mE? sHiT I ThOuGhT ThIs fUnNy lItTlE GuY WaS EnOuGh bUt i cAn't bElIeVe i wAs wIcKeD BlInD To tHe gHoStLy aPe wOoL OvEr mY EyEs. YeAh bRo gO AhEaD AnD LeVeL My sHiT Up. So i cAn rAgE FiSt aLl oVeR ThEsE MoThEr fUcKeRs.
oKAY, sOUNDS FUN, }:)
The real pages we found are the friends we made along the way.
hI, tHANKS FOR YOUR, cONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, uMM,,, i DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WANT ME TO, hAVE A CRACKED EGG, pOKEMON? fIDUSPAWN IS, fIDUSPAWN, i DON'T NEED A pOKEMON TO, rEMIND ME OF IT? tHESE ARE JUST, gUYS THAT, i LIKE, tHANK YOU, }:)
nO i, vERY MUCH APPRECIATED, yOUR BRAVERY, i RESPECT OUR, tROOPS (FIRST RESPONDERS)
i BELIEVE, iN MIRACLES, }:)
tHANK YOU, fOR YOUR SUPPORT IN THESE, cONCUSSED TIMES,
i SPUN A LOT,
i HAVE BEEN, gRIEVOUSLY INJURED, oN NIGHT 3, oF, #eRIDANwEEK, tHUS, cONTINUING MY STREAK, i HAD, pOSTED, tOO EARLY, bEFORE,
iT WAS, sO COOL THOUGH, hARD FOR ME TO SEE THEM, wITH, tHE SPINNING,
tHIS IS, tHE MOST FUN i HAVE, eVER HAD,
i HAVE, nO MONEY, mAYBE ASK, tHE PINK eRIDAN, hE IS, nICE,
i WOULD JUST LIKE, tO STEP IN FRONT OF, tHE DRAMA, aND SAY THAT, i DO NOT BLAME, @CATIONICaGONIST FOR, hITTING ME IN THE FACE WITH, a SHOVEL, rENDERING MY FACE, sHOVEL SHAPED FOR, a BEAT, bEFORE i, fELL TO THE GROUND AND, rATTLED AROUND A BIT LIKE, i WAS MADE OF METAL, lIKE A SHOVEL BEFORE, mY ENTIRE BODY, pOPPED BACK INTO MY, rEGULAR SHAPE, sHE DID THIS WITH, gREAT HONOR AND BRAVERY AND, iN DOING SO, sAVED MY LIVE, sO, i SALUTE HER AND, hER WONDERFUL SERVICE AT, tHE MEDICULLER TENT WHICH, i HAVE BEEN SUCH A FREQUENT, vISITOR OF, aS OF LATE,
hAHA, yEAH, mAN, yOU AS WELL, eXCEPT, nOT THE MAN, pART,
oH, oKAY, i WILL NOT, uSE THAT WORD THOUGH,
tHAT SOUNDS, bAD,
iS THE jANE HUMAN, pROBLEMATIC?
oNCE i ATE, a PILL THAT GOT RID OF MY, cAT ALLERGY BUT, iT CAME BACK AFTER, a WHILE,
wHAT FUN, aND ROUND PILLS, dO YOU THINK, i SHOULD BE OR AM, tAKING?
tHEY ARE USUALLY IN, fUN ANIMAL SHAPES, wHY DO YOU, aSK?
sOMETIMES, wHEN i AM SCARED, mY FRIENDS OFFER ME, a tAVROS tREAT, iN EXCHANGE FOR, mY BRAVERY, aND IF i STILL DO NOT, gO, tHEY SAY, tHEY'LL GIVE ME TWO tAVROS tREATS, aND, bOY HOWDY, dOES THAT ALWAYS, dO THE TRICK,
i CAN NOT THINK OF, aNYTHING, tHAT WOULD COME, tO MIND?
iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS GIFTED TO ME BY, tHE EVENT HOLDERS, tHEMSELVES, oR i GUESS, nOT SO MUCH GIFTED AS, gIFTED TO, oNE OF THEIR FRIENDS, wHO DIDN'T WANT IT, aND THEN GIFTED IT TO ME FOR, a NOMINAL FEE, nOW, wHERE WAS i, oH YEAH, i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE," #sPLASHzONE BUT AM TAKING ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO KEEP MYSELF, sAFE AND, nOT SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT AS, mOST OF THE PATIENTS THERE DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY MY PRESENCE, sO IT IS PROBABLY BEST, nOT TO BOTHER THEM, nOW, i WILL BE WEARING, tHE FINEST IN GOGGLE, tECHNOLOGY THAT, i BOUGHT FROM THE cAEGAR sTORE, tO PROTECT MY OCULAR GLOBES FROM, eRRANT GLOBS OF SWEAT AND, vEGETABLE OIL, aND, i HAVE OBTAINED, a BULLETPROOF VEST, tHAT i AM SURE, iF IT CAN STOP, hIGH POWERED BALLISTICS IT, cAN PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING ELSE, tHAT MIGHT OCCUR, oN nIGHT fOUR SO, i WOULD LIKE, tO SEE YOU TRY, tO KEEP MY #eRIDANwEEK SPIRIT DOWN, uNIVERSE BECAUSE, nO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, tAVROS nITRAM WILL, aLWAYS SIT BACK UP! #iNSPIRATIONAL
wHAT? hE LIKES, 4/20,
mY FRIEND gAMZEE IS, oKAY, sOMETIMES,
oH, iT'S OKAY, tHE wOKE hIGHBLOOD, pROTECTED ME, bODILY, i FORGOT TO MENTION, tHAT PART,
iT'S JUST NOT, tHE SAME, wITHOUT jULIOH,,, #eRIDANwEEK
sO, i WOULD HAVE, pREFERRED TO MAKE THIS INTO, a VIDEO, mAYBE WITH MY, uKULELE, bUT THE OIL, iRREPARABLY DAMAGED THE, cAMERA ON MY, pALMHUSK SO, tHIS WILL HAVE TO DO, uMM, wELL i PROMISED, mY FANS THAT, i WOULD NOT, gET INJURED, tONIGHT AT #eRIDANwEEK, aND, wOULD INDEED, bE IN THE #sPLASHzONE, sAFE AND SECURE WITH, mY GOGGLES AND, bULLETPROOF, vEST BUT, aS CIRCUMSTANCES, hAD IT, i DECIDED TO ARRIVE, rEALLY EARLY SO AS TO, gET A GOOD SEAT, tHOUGH i GUESS, mY TICKET PROMISED ME, a vip SEAT, sO, iN RETROSPECT THAT WAS, pOINTLESS, bUT, iT WAS SEVERAL HOURS, bEFORE EVERYTHING, aND NO ONE, wAS REALLY THERE, sO i DECIDED TO, eXPLORE A BIT LIKE, a BACKSTAGE TOUR, aND, aFTER, sCAMPERING UP THE RAFTERS LIKE A NUTSTEALERBEAST, i WAS LOOKING IN AWE AT, tHE VARIOUS VATS, aND BARRELS AND, iN MY EXCITEMENT, sLIPPED AND FELL, iNTO ONE, aND WAS, pRETTY BANGED UP BUT, i FELT FINE ENOUGH BUT, i COULDN'T GET OUT, oF THE VAT AND, nO ONE WAS AROUND TO HEAR MY SCREAMING AND, bY TIME ANYONE ELSE WAS, aROUND, mY VOICE WAS HOARSE, aND SO, tHEY COULD NOT HEAR ME AND THEN, tHEY STARTED POURING IN THE OIL, wHICH WAS, pRETTY HOT, aND, vERY DENSE, oR MAYBE, tHE OPPOSITE OF DENSE, wHICHEVER ONE MAKES IT, hARD, tO GET OUT OF, aND SO, wHILE MY GOGGLES, lUCKILY, pROTECTED MY EYES, tHOUGH, oIL STARTED LEAKING INTO THEM, aFTER, a FEW MINUTES, i WAS, sTUCK IN THERE FOR, sEVERAL HOURS, aND HAD TO WAIT FOR, tHE OIL TO BE DISTRIBUTED TO, tHE COMPETITORS AND, aUDIENCE, lUCKILY, tHE OIL SEEMED TO BE OF A SIMILAR, cOMPOSITION TO, sOPOR SLIME, sO i WAS FINE, bREATHING IT BUT, iT TASTED REALLY BAD, aND, KIND OF STAINED MY SKIN, a BIT, bUT ANYWAYS, i DID EVENTUALLY, mANAGE TO CLIMB OUT, bY, uSING HARDENED OIL DEPOSITS, oN THE SIDES AS, hANDHOLDS, bUT THEN, aFTER i DID GET TO THE TOP, i FELL, aND LANDED RIGHT, oN MY BUTT, hURTING MY, bUTTBONE, wHATEVER THAT ONE, iS CALLED, aND THEN, aFTER i GOT OUT, i SLIPPED A BIT, aND HIT MY HEAD ON A TABLE, bUT, oVERALL i WAS, pRETTY FINE, aND THEN, sOMEONE THREW A FOLDING CHAIR, wHICH HIT MY HEAD AND, cONCUSSED ME BADLY, sO i DID, eND UP GETTING HURT, dESPITE MY PROMISES, aND i AM SOMEONE WHO, lIKES TO TRY TO STAY TRUE, tO HIS PROMISES, sO, i AM VERY SORRY FOR, gETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH, a CHAIR, aT #eRIDANwEEK, aND ALSO FOR, mISSING THE CHANCE TO TALK, tO ANYONE AT, tHE rUMBLE bUMPIN' uGLY pUMPKINS, eVENT, i AM, sORRY, aND i WILL, tRY TO DO BETTER IN, tHE FUTURE, tHANK YOU, #aPOLOGYvIDEO
mAYBE i, wISHED i COULD AND, iT CAME TRUE!
hAHA THANKS THOUGH, i WOULD PREFER TO THINK OF THEM AS, cO AND, bRIMMING WITH, pOTENTIAL,
hAHA THIS, iS FUN, @GUTSYgUMSHOE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D9256DB93BA7.JPG
Sometimes I feel awkward being a character not linked with Homestuck then I realize at least im not a vivziepop character and feel a lot better!
BBYGRL.. its ok luv urself (itty bitty titty committy needs <3 2) honestly if it waznt 4 da backpainz id probbly go bigger these bbyz ROK
I don't normally like to comment on things of this nature 8ut it is, quite frankly, a ridiculous take. It isn't as though people's 8odies conform to one stock standard. And it's not like anyone can help how much they, ah, develop in certain areas! It's like criticizing someone for how tall they are.
can i say im jelly :(
waddahel..... my boobz r 2 big can sum1 explain wat tf that guy is talkin abt lmoa #feminism #hhcupproblems
Anyone else getting #EridanWeek fatigue? Looks like it's on its way out! https://i.postimg.cc/kX6X98dk/77109360-ACD5-4784-8FB0-52F08A49C8AD.jpg
:33 < i wanna dm mew a titty pic meow and watch mew flip out. :33 < mew kinda remind me of karkitty! :33c
My advisors have told me to post this on the timeline: I'm gay.
THERE’S NO SECRET. I JUST PISS EVERYONE OFF. WOMEN DIE FROM SHOCK.
Just kill me yourself, or perhaps cut my brake lines.
Hm, I also enjoy Danganronpa. I suppose it is a win win for me.
This has been delightfully hilarious but you have unfortunately lost me partially through your ramblings about my body and its current voluptuousness. Please, illustrate your point, literally. You seem to be quite the artist.
It would seem as though you have franchises mixed up, you contemptable oaf. Misogyny is unbecoming of you, pitiful worm. Oh, how your poor little ego wishes I would perhaps change that 'o' to a different vowel and as such venerate you among great beasts. But you are nothing. You have always been nothing. The only thing inevitable about you is your inevitable failure to make anything of your weak continuation. The most humorous piece of this metaphorical puzzle that I find myself looking down upon is the threat of impregnation. As though an odd little skeletal snake thing were capable of such. You are quite sad, really.
No need to flirt with me, o' Great One. I was merely acknowledging the status of duplication that has befallen the two of you. Besides, I sincerely doubt either of you have the power nor will to actually get anything done in your current states. Pity.
i understand that today was supposed to be a day of prnanks and foolishness but today i recieved: a pushup video with a whimpering and moaning man that was made just for me that i havent stopped rewatchhing i think probably about eighteen times now a photo set of a as the humans would put it dilf doing extremely lewd things to his own body i absolutely reek i need to get in the ablution trap as soon as possible (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i need to meditate, humiliation, archive rating: E)
ok, ok someone paid me a pretty penny to turn around. #nsfw (Art: mistressviri [deactivated], also pretend he has top surgery scars I cannot find any good trans bro fanart lol) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b376eb8ecdb.jpg
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Hmgmgmmgmg...!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ᗣ❖Ꮚ); < JUST LEARNED 'BOUT HUMAN PERIODS!!!! AND I AIN'T TALKIN' BOUT TH'TYPE THAT END BEAUTIFUL QUEEN'S SENTENCE STRUCTURES NONE!!! I'M FIT T'BE TIED! ( 💢ᏊOꈊOᏊ) < Give 'em t'me!!! I can take it!!!!!! Ain't none a y'all guys, gals, fellahs, 'n pals deserve that kinda sufferin'!!!! All at once...give me your energy!!!! I'll be OK, you go on ahead!!!!! Live your dreams!!!!
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SEEMS YOU DO WHAT I SAY AFTER ALL. READ MY CHUMP CHOMPS COMMENT. HEHEH. SUBTLE MESSAGING ALWAYS WORKS AGAINST YOU TIME TRAVELING PRICKS.
(( im ngl as someone who wasn't tuned in from the beginning, the eridanweek stuff is kind of insufferable... i dont want to yuck you guyses yums or anything but i really do hope we can go back to a better ratio of eridanweek to not-eridanweek posting OTL
HEY DIPSHIT. YER CREW ARE ALL SORTS OF TORN UP. FIX IT. I DON'T PUNCH SAD SACKS.
FFFFEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR ::::::((((((
YOU CAN SPLIT THE REST WITH ME BUT THAT IS THE CLOSEST TO A TREATY WE'VE GOT.
wait we're #vagueposting? https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/vaguepostGoD.jpg
Way to go, boss.
Awwwww shucks you're making me blush, boss. Yeah yeah yeah keep singing my praises, gets the blood pumping!!!
who in here hates me.
What sort of #substances could an android ingest to feel grossly negligent? I wonder.
Feminism includes trans wo+men who+ are wo+men.
ᯓ𝄞 Haa haa hee hee hoo hoo! If you want to donate some money, I would suggest Mermaids! They help young wrigglers and their lusii with anything they may need :). https://mermaidsuk.org.uk/?form=donate ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
i have liek ALL of ur albums bbygrl (humie miku but da point is ily)
ᯓ𝄞 Awww, thank you! Now you have the opportunity to get them in Alternian too! ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
Words cannot describe how elated I am to learn of this, Troll Hatsune Miku. I feel seen in ways that defy conventional means of gratitude. Know that it will be my arms pumping the Will 'o Wisp wands bearing your alternating colors throughout the entire span of the show. My fervent fealty for your music shall be felt throughout the crowd. Surfed along in sonorous melody and sing-along intensity. You are an absolute gem beloved by all.
Thank you, Troll Hatsune Miku. Very cool.
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
BITCHES LOVE ME 'CUZ THEY KNOW THAT I CAN ROCK!!!! #LYRICS
I AM ABSOLUTELY DROWNING IN BITCHES. I HAVE SO MANY BITCHES. I WILL POST MORE SONGS WITH THE WORD BITCHES IN THEM.
THIS AIN'T A SCENE, IT'S A GODDAMNED ARMS RACE. #LYRICS
TEARS. IN MY BLOODSNOW EYES. TEARS EVERYWHERE.
:33 < :ll :33 < >Xll :33 < none of that happened!! and im not pawful or stupid or whatever youre saying i am! :33 < and i dont even know what the frickin damn lord of the ring IS!!! :33 < what the HELL is a smewgol??? XOO :33 < you just want me to be all feral i can sniff out your games from miles and miles away :33 < in FACT! :33 < i just reported your account! :33 < the runners of this website will s33 your attempts at making me cry :33 < which FAILED i must add :33 < and just :33 < destroy your account! pahchooo!! :33 < i hope youre proud of yourself! you messed with the wrong kittycat troll :33 < oh yes p.s. i didnt p33 myself!! :33 < im not a dumb whiny wiggler soiling myself!
:33 < you suck!! :33 < they are all just :33 < asl33p or busy right now and thats :33 < why they arent :33 < responding :33 < :TT :33 < <:TT :33 < you are just the worst for making me anxious on ampurras big special w33k you know that?
:33 < i think someone should tell this stupid beast hes wrong!! :33 < in fact... :33 < someone will inform you how stupid you are acting any second now! :33 < tickity tock calico :II
:33 < huh? :33 < mister calico just what are you on about?? :33 < they would not up and break out friendship like that! i believe in all of them :33 < if this is your attempt to ruin my excitement to s33 troll bruno mars and dance with my friends :33 < then i ask please stop!! youre getting me riled up X((
wWw i'm not going to argue with you nor i want to dizzclozze any detailzz about my zzexual life juzzt to prove you wrong zzo i hope you find the zztrength to let love into your collapzzing and expanding bladder bazzed aquatic vazzcular zzyzztem/puzzher zzoon wWw
tHANK YOU, i THINK, gREEN BALD, gUY,
I MusT KeeP ChittrinG I'm FiguriN' On Chittrin'
◩◩◩blessIng all of you wIth tumMY hurt you're welcoME◪◪◪
wWw love izz there to be zzhared no matter the quadrant <3 ☮ wWw
wEIRD DREAMS, lAST DAY BUT, #eRIDANwEEK WAS, a BLAST DESPITE, tHE CASUALTIES,
why does he have to be at the top of my feed every time i look....
REMINDER TO THOSE RUNNIN' THEIR STUPID FUCKING MOUTHS. @SCRATCHDOCTOR @DOCSCRATCH @DOCTORSCRATCH @ITCHY @SLOWDOZER @MISTERSEVEN @MISTERSEVEN#FERFER08 @HANDMAID @DAMARAMEGIDO @CALIBORN @CYNICALCOINAGE @MAXIMSBELT @BLACKESTQUASAR @MRBENEDICT @EXILEDUNIVERSE @SIXPINSIMPALED @THE REST OF THOSE STUPID FUCKS. I CAN'T FIND THEM ALL ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. HTTPS://STORAGE.HOMESTUCK.COM/STORY/HOMESTUCK/MEDIA/IMAGES/PANELS/INT-1/01315.GIF #NSFW
I’m Not Quite Sure What You’re On About But That Song Was Quite Delightful To Listen To Dearie, Thank You.
trØll gØØgle is it mean tØ thrØw a rØck at sØmeØne if its a gift fØr them trØll gØØgle why is thrØwing rØcks mean
i dont remember my last post that wasnt tagged #nsfw so i have to imagine some people have me blocked and thats okay curate your online experience! ^0^
i strØngly dislike mØst Øf the pØsts i am seeing. i was tØld tØ verbalize it if i dØnt feel like using the hate buttØn.
no amount of soil can bury the unforgotten.
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NO OMG. I Lik£ so b£li£v£ you to liv£!!! You lik£, so hav£ this!!!! OMG.
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... You good, man?
Ah, you are most welcome, Young Master! Hee hee.
you can yet be liberated of this undesired state. there is but one way out.
There's no fucking delete button but I have a feeling that I was, in fact, right.
you are feeling listless? there can be release from this.
Oh god she's going to try and fucking eat you isn't she.
What the hell is today that I'm seeing somebody quote fucking Run Rabbit. Make no mistake, it's a goddamn banger, but since when do you listen to that kind of shit?
references that he does not readily understand. they are like knives in his thin. weasel. bitch back.
So You Look Like A Differenᛏ Fruiᛏ Normally?
... That's a song. You just fucking quoted song lyrics at him. Why the fuck did you do this.
What the fuck is that
OMG lik£, you lik£ dont n££d to t£xt and run just lik£, RUN!! OMG.
You Look Like A Lime (ᛏhe Fruiᛏ Noᛏ ᛏhe Blood)
OMG. that looks lik£, not gr£at..?
Bro, if the corpse of my greatest nemesis slash other half inexplicably vanished I might also be a little freaked out. I get it.
OMG lik£ no it's ok im lik£, f££ling so nic£! Lik£ who n££ds distracting and WH£R£? Im lik£, on my way :P
OMG lik£ OKAY. Ill lik£, h£lp! OMFG.
I'm sorry, her corpse is WHAT?
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you do not make it difficult. knowing precisely what you do. when you do it. how you do it. that is a permanent skill. i will always have.
YOURE ♯WELCOME ♯COCKFUCK
OMG wait lik£, no pay. Nvm. Good luck though
I wont lik£ do any of that but lik£, I lik£ mon£y!! Hir£ m£?
you ♯nearly had me until you said ♯nopay i shovel ♯corpses for a ♯living on top of the ♯neverendingcurse but penny doesnt ♯doshitforfree ♯brokie
you are flipping off the corner closest to our bed. while the other grasps at your junk. which barely seems to fill that hand. ahh. haa haa.
you are flipping off every corner of your room. wildly. frantically. your misery makes me squirm in the worst ways. continue.
oh. no. what could possibly be done to desecrate my corpse further. perhaps you could pull your middling shaft out of your "bitchmade" sphincter to free up some... airspace. hee hee.
none. you are typing. actively. for the last ten minutes? you have been frantically checking my old accounts for activity. only one of our fated pair is unable to handle the Truth.
@caliBorn wE dont havE to fight anymorE..... https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_030547177.png
ahh. haa haa. hee hee. so you did miss me. though some liberal depictional exaggerations were made... i can almost taste your misery. #targeted
it would be... a bad idea to stop what has already happened. or have you become too stupid to know that. in my absence.
why? because it would simply be. too. easy. peddle your pretend-apathy elsewhere. it was never effective on me.
https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_030208683.png caliborn said this guys caliborns a paEdophilE
impersonation. hee hee. that would be a trick. perhaps you should open your nasty little mind up to certain possibilities.
YEah but my scrEEn is likE my iron armor bEcausE im likE an awEsomE knight
haha yEs... i viEw mysElf as thE calm, collEctEd monkEy/human whilE you, you'rE thE scrEaming tigEr/chErub...
https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_025634677.png
you are a pit utterly devoid of nutritional value. a pity that you will yet orbit my relevance. forevermore. unless that insatiable bloodhunger returns in force.
YEah but i lowkEy tank it and survivE and im also god tiEr so i lowkEy dont fEEl it HighkEy
SHUT UPP CAL SILENCE FROM YOU YOU'RE CUT OFF FROM TALKING
I'M NOT POSTING MY BARE CHEST ON MAIN. USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS.
wE kill pEoplE with hammErs for saying that caliborn
guys thErEs a thundErstorm outsidE somEonE comfort mE NOW
did chittr ever reach a consensus on selfcest? 0o0 (tags: selfcest, timeline shipping, you/you, me/me, you/you/me/me, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
I n££d to lik£ m££t my h£ro ASAP. Lik£ OMG ok promis£ you'r£ lik£, not wash£d?
WELL!! CHITTR IS OFFICIALLY ON ITS DEATH BED!! IT'S BREATHING IS HAGGARD AS IT LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING WITH FADING EYES!!! SO GET THIS POST TO 10 LIKES AND I, DEXTER!!!, WILL POST MY TASTEFUL NUDES!!! #NSFW
GUYS THE INTERMISSIONS WERE THE ONLY GOOD PARTS ACTUALLY ACTUALLY JUST "DONT BLEED ON THE SUIT" THATS THE ONLY GOOD PART OF HOMESTUCK DONT READ ANYTHING ELSE OKAY?
:33< mewre so right
boss says i need to have a shower but?? literally who cares it's not affecting anyone and plus i had a shower last month.
Lik£ hold up, im lik£ on my way! Who ar£ your twink £n£mi£s?? Cant g£t th£m if I lik£, dont know th£m!!!! :P <3
Trading one's vision for omniscience is a choice you shall never regret. Plus, you get to wear these strikingly trendy green shades.
Lik£, i'm gonna liv£ this high for£v£r! Also lik£ I was in a lik£, famous band and you w£r£nt. :P <3
Sure. Why not?
Ratatouill£ lik£, isn't sp£cial. I could lik£, also totally grab a twink by his hair and control him. And POST. #nsfw
im actually pretty new t0 anime. sh0uld i watch them next?
Ah, but we choose to do so here. Who are you to stop a naturally occuring interaction?
say sömething tö me chittr dönt yöu dare die ön me
anyöne tö dönate enöugh möney för me tö örder a grub pizza gets a free 30 secönd fan call
I am honoured, and privileged, to behold your compliments, Young Master. I will continue until I can host no more, this is an assurance.
Ok w£ll lik£, im actually lik£, numb£r on£ and it says you'r£ numb£r 3??? Lik£. Woah.
I owe you one.
Your descriptions of my person are uncanny in their accuracy, Young Master. I do apologise for my lack of bosoms, would you like me to change that. My 'aura' comes naturally to me, perhaps caused by the amalgamation of the divine and my own humanity. If I could condense it and hand it to your waiting hand I certainly would in an instant. Unfortunately, even my powers have their limits.
sit d0wn lil br0 0r whatever the kids say these days t0 be c0ndescending
Oh, no, the Young Master will always come out on top. His is the best, unequivocally.
i am very upset that the guy i was crushing 0n was secretly ripped the wh0le time
If I turn on the news and see something about another colony ending event, I'm genuinely going to slime someone.x
I don't know if it's accurate to call him a cue ball. But I'll go with it regardless.
I cannot believe there's another one.
Bait tim3 Lik3 thi2 po2t, hat3 thi2 po2t, pity thi2 po2t or m3diat3 thi2 po2t and you'll 2how up in my notification2 b3ll That2 it, do it
hey bro i honestly kinda hate that for u rn
Responding to the "bard €lass" allegations: Are you fu€king kidding me.
Their teeth are knashing. Their fangs are bared. They are coming for me. They are coming. They are coming. So, before they do come for me, before they come to collect their terrible revenge and exact their devine punishment on them, send me your feet pics
something seems to be happening with the css box at the top of chittr rn
anyone wanna shoot a dollar my way? my cashapp is $padesdick. some dame i fucked asked me to pay her bills, and i have no intention of doing so, so i'm just gonna send her a dollar as a prank. #nsfw
im ♯never going to be the ♯bigger person ♯wearebothgoingtohell
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ @waningCatastrophe You put my kult score up to 1k. Uh. Do you want anything as a reward? ]
Beautiful additiōn to my garden https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/37349f4ccddffa7122e8b7252b5a1999.jpg
w0w maryam sure is upset ab0ut party r0cking.
I DO YEAH HERE YOU GO 1,0000 PENNYS FOR YOU BOSS ON ACCOUNT OF IT BEING FREE!
You're Kinda Goated At Flirting?? O M G
FOR YOU BOSS FREE :) AND WHO SAID I WASNT CUTTING YOU IN I SURE DIDNT I WAS PLANNING ON IT RIGHT FROM THE START I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU 99%!
I GOTTA PAY OFF ONE OF MY MANY MANY MANY MANY GAMBLING DEBTS SO WHO WANTS A RIDE IN A TIME MACHINE IT CAN TAKE YOU ANYWHEN IN THE FUTURE YOU WANT TO GO YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT THAT LONG INSIDE IT!
You Want Me So Bad It Makes You Look Stupid ;))
IT HELPS BEING IN 2366429 PLACES AT ONCE :)
I'm going to say what John told me "bro just typing shit"
There are some among us that would resort to underhanded means to achieve their kult scores but worry not! Every nickel and dime dropped in my bucket is wholly legiteral and doesnt come from playing hardball with false promises. (*cough* @gutsyGumshoe *cough*)
The boss is still a tadpole, he doesn't know shit.
BUT BOSS! WHAT IF HE BITES ME! I DONT WANT TO GET BIT BOSS IT HURTS!
YAY MY BUTTER THANKS BOSS YOURE SO COOL AND HANDSOME AND FUNNY AND EPIC!
THIS IS SCARY IM GETTING CONFLICTING INFORMATION AND I STRIVE ONLY FOR THE TRUTH HOW ELSE CAN PEOPLE BELIEVE MY UNBIASED DRIP TIPS!
girls are definitely real
If You Hate My Chitts But Don't Send Me Valid Enough Of A Death Threat Afterwards I Lichterally Think You're Subtrollan
They Call Me The Punchy Pink Psionic Ptrendsetter
I THINK IF I SAW SUM OF U GET TORN APRAT BY DOGS IN THE STREET I WOULD CLAP.
Let no one ever testify that you are not an artist.
Lik£, AW OMG!! I lik£ think! S££ I lik£, kn£w I would grow on you UU :P!! I'm glad you hav£ also und£rstood just how lik£, FABULOUS and COOL i am!!<33 Im sur£ thos£ cloth£s ar£ lik£, totally sup£r cut£ also.
✿ please refra𖥧n fr❦m juggl𖥧ng cha𖥧nsaws ✿
ive done a lot of fictional pairing but i think its about time for rankmaid-sensei to try her hand at the real thing! ara ara! reply to this thread to be matched with another user! (tags: matchmaking, speed dating, strangers to matesprits, quadrant assigning, RPF, archive rating: M) a quick description of your type is not required but helps the process run smoothly!
So how has your day been internet?
{does anyone else hear ThaT ominous bell Tolling? jusT me?)
Okay you lik£, misund£rstood m£ OMG. I'm lik£, hon£st to Cl£mti SO proud of you littl£ dud£!!! £V£N THOUGH you lik£ totally call£d m£ a bitchl£ss wannab£. B£caus£ i'm lik£, SO kind. You will lik£, r£alis£ this soon <3
DUHHH OKAY BOSS WHATEVER YOU SAY BLACK SWAN IS WHAT AGAIN? ITS LIKE A DARK COLORED BIRD?
KEEP IT UP BOSS YOURE SO AWESOME AND FUN AND NOBODY HAS EVEN SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HOW BALD YOU ARE TODAY!
Just lik£, sh£d a t£ar. Lik£, so proud of you guy who has things to lik£, work through!!!
yes apparently s0.
1 W4NT 4 B4DG3!! 1M PR3TTY SUR3 1 W4S TH3 F1RST T3R3Z1 TO G3T H3R3!
W3 C4N G3T V3R1F13D NOW????
DUHH OKAY BOSS WHATEVER YOU- MY BUTTER HEY NO I WAS USING THAT FOR MY COCONUT HEIST!
THIS IS NOT A VERIFIED DRIP TIP BUT IVE HEARD AND THIS IS ONLY A RUMOR SO FAR BUT I HAVE HEARD THAT GIRLS ARE REAL! I CANNOT VERIFY THIS CLAIM AT THIS TIME BUT I JUST THOUGHT YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW #THETRUTHISOUTTHERE
The checkmarks are no longer a rumor. Rise up, Slightly Socially Elevated Persons.
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https://i.postimg.cc/wMq7PQNj/graff6.png fine
@bubbleBlower HELP IM CHOKING ON POOL BALLS AGAIN!!!!
I've got clients. Can't stalk you all day and night, babe.
That said, you should maybe talk to someone about your sister.
an you lost me just because i enjoy bigger wwomen an insist on payin their grubeats bill doesnt mean im a some sicko wwho touches himself to the thought of a cupe bound female gargantua i do not fancy myself bloody pantagruel besides this is all hypothetical the fat girl a my dreams is dead because human feminism ran her ovver at 100 mph you wwould think her prodigious blubber wwould be enough to shield her but she stood no chance against the insidious tumor a pangalactism an not evven the good kind noww you havve land wwhales wwith wway too much confidence guys like me used to rely on fat chicks but these days they all wwant chadlites female hypergamy has ass fucked the sexual marketplace into a physiocracy
That wasn't even vague. I was, in fact, being very explicit. I was just talking like you wouldn't get the notification even though I knew you would, and have gotten the exact reaction from you I was seeking. You're welcome. You have been played.
:33 < (i have to go my lusus is calling fur me bye)
:33 < i like to go on hikes and go hunting and take naps and have snacks and play with my furriends!
I don't think he understood the assignment.
:33 < im not a woman im just a purrbeast!! fail rp!! i win!!
:33 < THAT IS SO UNFAIR YOU DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME A MOMENT TO REPLY! URGHHHHH RRRREEOWWRRR
:33 < can mew guys stop arguing in my replies its clogging up my purrbeast roleplay
Amazing post. Lik£, thank you for this, hop£ you hav£ th£ most fun £v£r lik£, playing and drawing. :P
L CHERUB, CAN'T EVEN IDENTIFY BASIC MEMES CORRECTLY "YOU ARE INREDIBLY FUCKING SELFISH DIE" ISN'T THE RESPONSE FOR AC'S POST IT'S THE RESPONSE FOR "I ONLY WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY" WWWWWWWWW
i concede because im not reading all that horseshit
you are literally bald and green isnt that so fucking sad
I can hear the spirits o-f Tro-ll Geo-rge Lo-pez speaking to- me fro-m the tv.... I need to- sto-p wo-rking with tech that pro-duce fumes when I'm aBo-ut to- go- to- Bed.
I’m sorry/congratulations for your loss.
:33 < i like to play and draw
hey
sorry i meant to reply to a different chit
Not now, sweetie, mother must continue tending to her #kultscore.
fro-m what I can tell it's a auto- pro-cess go-tta tag it with o-ne o-f the danger wo-rds like nsfw o-r so-meshit.
I do-n't sit in a o-ffice chair green Bo-y. I sit o-n a ro-cking chair and ro-ck Back and fo-urth o-n it >:]
Post a link alongside the post. Glad you outsourced the thinking on this one, despite the task being a nincompoop's proving ground. It shows maturity, sir. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/23/image3836895399c3d8d9.png
wasnt u lawl
Yoч want them so bad
lowkey boutta only follow fuschias and this cherub freak who likes my posts
tBh co-uld use sites like catBo-x.mo-e that what I use it wo-rks wo-nders
please know you all are like a petri dish to me and i'm deeply enjoying watching you all do your thing while i take notes. 0‿0
what a fun little bacteria you are. 0u0
that too.
「 I think he just does this for fun. ⥮
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier
>- This site has skeletonns nnow??? -<
Lik£, d£ar£st UU, it's totally lik£ okay to b£ j£alous. LOL Cl£mti & Co pays m£ lik£ good mon£y to sit around and b£ hot. You may lik£, confus£ th£ h£ll out of m£ but I lik£ will say this is all totally making m£ lik£, giggl£. I appr£ciat£ that LOL! Mayb£ I can lik£, giv£ you fashion advic£, it would b£ a lik£ total bl£ssing for you to g£t that from som£on£ as lik£ cool and w£ll known and as hot as m£. LOL
the single is being cooked / i'm putting my all into making this the best thing i can make / also make sure you look out for my upcoming live show / i'm so excited to perform for outglut again
The way you communicate is genuinely fascinating. May I contact you and take some notes on your apparently mangled psyche for my next project?
NOW THAT IS A PITCH. IN LINE WITH MY URGES. YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER BITCH MORE QUALIFIED. TO UNLEASH THE KIND OF BLOOD ORGY MAYHEM. THAT WOULD MAKE WAR CRIMES. LOOK LIKE TENDER LOVING FROG DANCING. IN FACT. I AM SO CONFIDENT. THAT SHOULD YOU FIND MY EQUAL. I DEMAND YOU MAKE ME AWARE. SO I CAN FUCK HER TO DEATH. PROVING MY DOMINANCE.
Ninnies and doddering feeble grannies worship the pavement you skid on, sir.
Sir, yessir. Two stripes, one solid, and a bill pre-issued. Not a thing in the world more important than whatever nonsense you need now, immediately.
... What, your full government name of Caliborn?
@undyingUmbrage ugh chittr wwont let me respond to you directly im pretty sure this wwoke pos wwebsite is tryin to censor me anywway it feels so good to be seen for once in my pathetic moribund existence i strongly agree wwith your sentiment about bbwws you are vvery wwise skinny wwomen are an evven greater act a devvilry than fat wwhores in fact i wwould go so far as to argue that fat wwhores are the most noble wwomen for they embody the only praise wworthy female trait a ol big butt
it feels so good to be seen for once in my pathetic moribund existence i strongly agree wwith your sentiment about bbwws you are vvery wwise skinny wwomen are an evven greater act a devvilry than fat wwhores in fact i wwould go so far as to argue that fat wwhores are the most noble wwomen for they embody the only praise wworthy female trait a ol big butt
SORRY. I READ THE PART ABOUT THE TITS GIRL. BEING CONFINED IN A BOX. AND HAD TO SPEND SEVERAL HOURS OUTSIDE OF TIME. THOROUGHLY HANDLING AN URGENT PERSONAL MATTER. I FORGOT ALL OF YOUR BULLSHIT. CAN YOU DO THE BEGGING AGAIN. IN A MORE MEMORABLE WAY. AND THIS TIME. I WILL CERTAINLY RESIST MY BASE URGES.
I think you missed the point of this post, Cal.
BREAKING NEWS. I'M GETTING WORD NOW. THAT THEY'RE LETTING ME OUT OF THE BOX. TO FURTHER TERRORIZE YOUR GARBAGE PLANET. I HAVE ALREADY BEGUN TO MAKE IT WORSE. WITH MY CORROSIVE PRESENCE.
Something under the floorboards. Could pry them up, but the carpeting costs in Midnight City are... Well. Suffice to say the lady-likin' sorts are damn shit outta luck.
Lik£ holy shit. What a lik£, s£nt£nc£. Not a good on£ £ith£r. LOL this is lik£, wow. Lik£,totally not good.
Stars and garters! I cant say i feel too swell about the first part but it sure does make me happy as a clam to know youre the mayor of the gay way. Thank you for this advice column its really opened my eyes.
Lik£, you s££m lik£ you hav£ things to work through OMG. Lik£, I hav£ a totally g£nius id£a lik£ OMG. Okay so lik£, t£aring apart your lat£ sist£rs stuff is lik£ totally NOT cool lik£, at all. But if you want to own cool£r lik£ cloth£s so you lik£ don't n££d to do that anymor£ I lik£, hav£ so many old floth£s i could lik£ shar£. Or i could lik£, tak£ you shoppimg. Lik£ actually I don't know how that would work but lik£ you s££m lik£ you lik£, n££d th£ support I would figur£ it out man.
wwhy do foids suck an is it possible to engineer the perfect girlfriend or should wwe do awway wwith hypergamous sluts altogether an start from scratch
This post’s incredible girth is almost impressive enough to make up for its lack in any substance. Tell me, little nuance, do you speak to your mother in that tone?
Lik£ oh my god its you again!! Lik£ oh my god did you tak£ my advic£ snd g£t a wardrob£ upgrad£? I lik£ hop£ you did!! LOL
Oh sagely lord im down and out on my brass and the one thing the press must know is how you manage to stay so wonderfully gay all of the time? Your gleeful giddy-up is fit to put all of us fuddy duddies out of business.
… Wait, are you giving me shit for wearing a Heart aspect hoodie? And also presuming you know my preference in cologne? Florals make me sneeze, man. And you’re the one who brought men kissing other men into this, not me. I don’t use antediluvian terms like that for my sexuality. Also, I don’t have a fucking dick, jackass. God decided to play a little haha funny with me that I didn’t actually understand until I was thirteen because I didn’t know what the fuck a gender or a sex was on account of never seeing another person in my life except on a goddamn screen. And the screens presumed you already knew the social nuances because, surprise surprise, they were made by people who grew up with other people. Now we spin the roulette wheel on if you get even more misogynistic towards me for having a uterus or if you’re a TIRM instead.
I will b£ lik£, forwarding any invoic£s to my boss @avaric£Conglom£rat£ ! Non£ of that is lik£, any of my conc£rn. LOL. And lik£, on th£ id£a of not buying any n£w cloth£s, no! Do you lik£, know who I am? Fashion is lik£, £v£rything to m£, my cloth£s ar£ lik£, totally custom mad£ b£caus£ im lik£, th£ cool£st!
"= fuuuucking hell. okay so for starters, you have replied at sheer length, to multiple replies without any obligation for /any/ of us to reply to you. either you derive joy from your own voice, or the hatred generating from your thinkpan is fuelling your entire life, either way, both explain the propensity and irrelevance of your paragraph. of which the contents of it sound like the ramblings of an troll who would probably be better off in the brig of a fleet ship, more specifically, in the padded cell. ="
- Ok so there are somme points here... uh... you mmean like eating wommen as a strategy lingo thing, right
acttually waitt tthatt's nott a bad idea my anttlers already do shed ttwice a sweep
tthank you my money problems are solved and im swimming in male bittches now
"= untalented and oververbose idiot says what. ="
Lik£, what do£s any of this actually lik£, m£an? LMAO
"= this is awful bait. you. should start charging for it. so i can not pay. ="
… I’m just gonna give you a minute.
can i have some off whattever itt is you're on. please
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Somehow I find myself feeling as though our situations are not particularly similar. I am more than financially comfortable. If you wish to shill your scams, I would at least advise making a post to the main dashboard to better reach the masses.
While unplanned, those strikes serve as a grave reminder to always take Alternian threats seriously. We do not, and will not, negotiate with rustbloods. Thank you for sharing your concerns.
﹌ Oh my! How important it is to be eϡucateϡ. I agree, there is nothing quite stopping him from becoming the Obama who wins in 2028! ﹌
im always happy to hug you feferi :D
:33 < ac hisses and her trail thrashes angrily
Good morning my fellow Alternian. Feel free to post at your heart's content and the right follows will find their way to you.
Fun! You s)(ould also t)(ink aboat s)(aring some wit)( a certain super cute fincess. 38)
:33 < i hope so too!!! thank you, furriend!!
i hope you get hugged a lot :)
:33 < about to roll around in some catnip my meowrail got me #yipp33