I WELCOME LuNA SNOW SLANDER ON MY TIMELINE. NOT ONLY DOES HER CRETINOuS ASS HOG EVERY SKIN LIKE A FLESH TAKER SKELETON CONVINCED HER BONES HAVE PIMPLES SHE NEEDS TO COVER uP. BuT EVERY CHARACTER IS RETROACTIVELY MADE TO WAX HER FuCKING ASS WITH THEIR TONGuES. EVEN IF IT WOuLD NOT MAKE SENSE. IT FEELS LIKE PLAYING WAR GAMES WITH CALLIOPE. TRAuMATIC EXPERIENCE. HERE IS MY. OC. SERAPHINE. SHE CAN HEAR THE VOICES OF THE DEAD. AND SHE WRITES SONGS. SO POPuLAR. THAT ALL YOuR HARDENED NOXIAN WARLORDS HAVE HEARD OF HER. AND RuNETERRA. WEEPS. AT HER BEAuTIFuL SONGS THAT TOuCH THE HEARTS OF COuNTLESS. WITHOuT RIPPING THEM OuT OuTRIGHT. IT GENuINELY FuCKING SuCKS uNFETTERED ASS.
Oh yeah? Well. I heard that Miku Hatsune made Seraphine before you were even a twinkle in your Complii's fang.
WHATEVER DIPSHIT TOLD YOu THAT. LOST ENOuGH BLOOD TO THEIR TYRANNuS TO RESEMBLE A WACKY INFLATEABLE TuBE MAN. PROMPTLY uSED AS A GRIZZLY CONDOM FOR THE NEXT CONCuPISCIENT MATE. TO FIND A SERVICEABLE BLACK HOLE IN THE COSMIC WALL. AND FuCK OuT A MORE APPRECIATIVE ILK. GRATEFuL ENOuGH NOT TO GET SHIT WRONG. HATSuNE MIKu MADE MINECRAFT. HARRY POTTY. FATHER TED. AND SEVERAL EBOOKS. GET IT RIGHT.
YEAH, MAN.