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@charmeuseCaressing
Chairministrangler Roewzi Charms | Grind = Set ๐ 12 Sweeps exec experience ๐ Multi-brand entrepreneur, Luxury Lusus Dad (CHIHAAHAA!)๐ ๐ Pre-registered + Pre-Approved for success~! ๐NO HANDOUTS!๐
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN ๐๐โจ ๐ซถjust dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket๐ซถ ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ผ EXECUTIVE POSITIONING ๐ผ Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) ๐๐ฐ i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters ๐ฃโจ ๐ซต have YOU got a business idea? ๐ซต pitch it to me! ๐ซต let's MERGE! ๐ซต ๐ค BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX ๐ค ๐ซต BYOB (be your own boss)๐ซต ๐ caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! โจ ๐ hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) ๐ ๐ experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ท๏ธ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES ๐ท๏ธ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charmsโข | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch ๐ these ๐ hands ๐) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) ๐ผ | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! ๐โจ ๐พ BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION ๐พ meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! โจ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ๐ซต YOU ๐ซต YOU ARE ๐ซต GOOD PUBBYYYYYY ๐ซต MY CHIHAAHAA!!! ๐ซต ๐๐ MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! ๐ ). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!๐โจ ๐ HEADQUARTERS LOCATION ๐ Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans ๐๏ธโจ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! ๐๐ซ (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!๐ค๐) ๐ก ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY ๐ก they call it "stealing" i call it โจPARALLEL ECONOMICSโจ they say "diploma mill" i say โจALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALINGโจ they claim "no liquidity" i say โจINTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATIONโจ "unregistered"? bestie i'm โจPRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESSโจ "forgery"? that's just โจPENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATIONโจ "fraud"? i'm simply โจMANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLYโจ ๐ NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE ๐ running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these ๐๐๐๐ deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just โจDECENTRALIZINGโจ for the grind!! ๐ก๐ป ๐ข EXECUTIVE CODES ๐ข ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! ๐) โจ๐โก THE BOTTOM LINE โก๐โจ ๐ค๐ i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! ๐ค๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed โจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
๐ซถโจโฐ๐๐ซถ do i hear seven hundred thousand caegar, seven hundred thousand caegar, eight hundred thousand caegar, do i hear eight fifty from the ceruleanblood in the back with the bifurcated horns, eight fifty, nine hundred thousand caegar, do i hear ONE MILLION, one million caegar for these EXCLUSIVE collector's item(s), one million going once, going twice...one point FIVE million...point five carry the five dont forget the five the fives a carry, going once, going twice, TWO million, two million, two mega millions, three million, do i hear three million, that is three big ones, three million, three point one million, oh we are getting close, fewer hands that arent mine, three million, three million, three, only three million, plus the point one, cannot forget the point one, that is...POINT five, i see a point five, three million point five, four million, FIVE million, five million, five Ms that is a satisfied MMMMM if i ever heard one, going once, going twice, aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddd....SOLD!!!! ๐ซถโจ๐โฐ๐ ๐๐๐ THE ๐ GAVEL ๐ HAS ๐ DROPPED ๐ AND ๐ THE ๐ WINNER ๐ IS ๐ YOU!!!!!! ๐๐๐ ๐ซตโจ @carbolicGalvanologist AS LONG AS YOU ARE 24KARAT KAT!!!!!! @carbolicGalvanologist EVERYONE FOLLOWING ME PLEASE GIVE A WARM AND ROUSING CONGRATS TO THE 24K KAT(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JUST HIM) (NO COPYKATS!)โจ๐ซต ๐ค๐ I am literally SHAKING my six manicured hands (yes even the psionic ones) right now bestie because YOU!!!! just secured the EXCLUSIVE!!!! UNDISCLOSED!!!! WINNING!!!! BID!!!! for a pair of GENUINE ARTICLE HANDMADE HANDMAID TIME NEEDLES!!!!!! ๐โฐโจ not replicas!!! not knockoffs from some LOW TIER IMITANT FLIMSY FINGERED PENNY PINCHER rustblood (covered in)flea(s) @handMaid market!!! these are the ACTUAL fabric of space-time temporal continuity piercing instruments used by the (supposed) SCOURGE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE herself bestie!!!!! Do you know what this MEANS?!?!? it means YOU are now in possession of LITERAL FRAGMENTS OF CANON HISTORY!!!!! WOW!!!! TO THINK THIS WILL PLACE FOREVERMORE HIGHLY IN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR GREAT PURCHASING ACHIEVEMENTS!!! ๐ซถ๐โฐ๐ ๐โจ as always TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY BESTIE (THEY ALWAYS DO!) โจ๐ ๐๐ some mighty fine fine PRINT - sinceeeeee you dont have the principal amount of your bid in CASH (dw bestie, its the modern day, we have ways of spreading these things out) your payment schedule is set to RECURRING EXTRACTION every THREE (3) DAYS!!!! that's right bestie! three whole days to grind the amount you need to keep those hands of yours full and your clock cleaned and regulatorily compliant!!!! every 72 hours we're doing a little โจfiscal maintenanceโจ on your accounts! think of it not as a burden but as a SUBSCRIPTION TO SUCESS!!!! a membership fee for your TITANIC TEMPORAL TAKEOVER!!!! ๐ ๐ โ ๏ธ๐ BUT BESTIE!!!!!! ๐โ ๏ธ ๐ซถ๐assssssssss discussed! failure to maintain your payment schedule results in AUTOMATIC CONFISCATION!!!!! that's right! the needles go RIGHT back into the BESPOKEN OF Roewzi Charms Premium Inventory Collection (TM) until next timely payment if you can't keep up with the grindset!!!!! no refunds!!!! no exchanges!!!! no ifs!!! ands!!! or cute butts!!!! just the swift vacuum of repossession scooping up those beautiful temporal artifacts right out of your hive and back into MY climate-controlled moisture free display vault!!!!! ๐๐ซถ ๐โจ BUT THAT'S NOT A THREAT BESTIE THAT'S AN HONOR!!!!!! โจ๐ ๐๐ซต do you understand what you've done?!?! you've elevated yourself from mere TROLL to INSTRUMENTAL TEMPORAL INSTRUMENT COLLECTOR!!!! from CHALK to CHALKBOARD ETCHING CHRONOS CONNIVER bestie!!!!! These needles don't just pierce flesh they pierce the FABRIC OF SPACETIME itself, REMEMBER???? which is why it took so much tweaking to get the app to keep track of them. thats seventy two hours (YOUR TIME) bestie. and it IS your time. they're YOURS!!!! (conditionally!!!! but still!!!! only 48 payments of sixty two thousand five hundred before TOTAL UN*CONDITIONAL OWNERSHIP!!!!) ๐ซต๐ *หขแตแตแต แตแตสณแตหข แตโฟแต แถแตโฟแตแถฆแตแถฆแตโฟหข แตแตสธ แตแตแตหกสธ ๐ข๐ this is like having a timeshare in DESTINY USURPATION NATION bestie!!!!! you are NOT just buying needles youre buying the RIGHT to wield the tools of the LORD CALI B'S OWN HANDMAID!!!!! do you feel that weight?!?! that's the weight of NARRATIVE SIGNIFICANCE on your shoulders!!!!! that's the burden of RECURRING PAYMENTS for RECURSIVE REDECORATING AN ENTIRE TIMELINE!!!!!! ๐ข๐ ๐โฐ THE NEEDLES THEMSELVES โฐ๐ ๐ซถโจ crafted from the finest clockwork majyyk manifesting alloys!!!! attunement is as easy as the TWELVE STEPS PROVIDED by GYGAAX BHILDR (@tautologicalTechnique) in the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK! and decoding the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK is as simple as reading the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK INSTRUCTION BOOK i painstakingly handwrote to make sense of his nerd shit! forged in the fires of a KILN OF OFF KILTER CANON there is NO SPECULATION!!!! these are the LITERAL REAL DEAL! each inch of needlessly nefarious needle nudged represents a MOMENT IN TIME that could have been but IS if you want it to be buh-buh-buh-bestie!!!! and now they're yours to hold along with the glory of whatever you wish to transpire!!!! to display!!!! to slay!!!!! to flay and delay!!!! and also. maybe. accidentally stab yourself with and idk, see what happens (liability waiver signed in advance, and bestie, don't worry I have it on file)!!!!! โจ๐ซถ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ BRAND PARTNERSHIP ACTIVATION: 100%!!!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ซต FOR MY CHITTR OFFICIAL...THE WORLD...๐ซต ๐๐ enjoy your first THREE DAYS before extraction numero uno hits!!!!! Consider it motivation bestie!!!!! a countdown to clock in to your own grandiose greatness!!!!! ๐๐ #HandmaidHustle #TemporalFinance #NeedleNicheMarket #RecurringRevenue #24KaratKat #Charm$Collections #PaymentPlanisAPrivilege #ConfiscationIsJustAGenerousReturnPolicy #GoldBloodGrindset #Flashing #Lightsโจ๐๐โฐ๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
๐๐๐ and to think i just got through praising you for reading...so close! as mentioned above, theyre his days. time since acquiring. a lil running counter on the needles themselves independent of outside progression... ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ผ๐ช think of it like the tiny crystal doodads that oscillate to keep most fancy shmancy elite watches working!!!! it keeps track of time since acquiring the wand...not the surrounding mechanism. he could go back in time right now ten thousand years...the wands (and corresponding app) will still track miles wracked up! ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ฎ๐ค better analogy: like a scuttlebuggy!!!! a tamper proof odometer! โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐๐ ๐ i am NEVER unarmed damara ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ but i would be less concerned about who isnt armed ๐๐๐ โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ and more about who is ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ his designs for the needle are worth much more to me than forty eight timely consecutive payments ever will be ๐๐ ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
Ah my apologies. I've just gotten done writing one of the tomes, I am a little "scatter panned" I believe the saying is.
In that case my offer stands, I'll give you double his bid. One payment.
๐๐๐ double his payment is ๐ช๐ช๐ฅ ๐ค๐ฎ๐ค exactly the same bid ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ชโ i would have to refund 24K, torch my credibility, and accept exactly the same amount of the principle loan ๐๐ฐ๐ ๐๐๐ youll understand if this isnt a particularly compelling offer yes? when i value relations and intentions over raw $$$ # amount ๐ฅฐ๐ ๐ฅฐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
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iintere2tiing! ii wa2n't expectiing two be tagged iin a po2t at all. ii don't know who lord calii b ii2 or "handmaiid" but that remiind2 me of 2omeone. well, thank2 for keepiing me 2omewhat iin the loop. ii'm grateful two be iincluded. iit'2 niice two 2ee 2uch a productiive and energetiic per2onaliity!
@veritysGleam COME COLLECT YOUR BUG IN A CUP. BEFORE I STOMP IT TO DEATH BENEATH MY MAIDLY FLATS.
C__ming b__ck t__ this, __ctu__lly! This is interesting! Pretty gre__t t__ le__rn. Th__nks :)
๐คซ๐คโ๏ธ just...er hem...give it a few to buffer and load... ๐คโ๏ธ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ ๐ซณ๐๐ ER-HE-HEM!!! would you...add me to cart...?โ๏ธ๐๐ซด ๐โจ๐ before checkout? ๐๐ฐ๐ #Chairmini+strangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #MiniMe #TravelSize #FunSize #ZeroBulkFootprint #OrAnyFootprintForThatMatter #Modern #Sleek #Unobtrusive #StreamlinedProfile #Microengineering #SeamlessBlend #HeavilyPortable ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
YES!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ always remember: ๐๐๐ต ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ there are no course requirements, certificates, credentials, or accreditation necessary to just SAY SHIT on the internet! ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐๐ช EVERYONE can claim to be god tier fuchsia horrorterror fugly mad competent decatrillionare descendants of orphaner dualscar from a never before disclosed illicit redrom affair partner who has never been seen in public and survived the limeblood extinction before contracting rainbowdrinkerism and becoming infected with two fully functional robotic limbs and vision ninety ninefold ๐ฅฐโจ๐ฅฐ ๐ธ๐๐ does NOT mean they can pay for your mortgage or rescue a grubnapped bestie ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐๐๐ make mature decisions before you accept help from someone offering ๐๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
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you are my new favorite account on this site.
๐ some of yall need to stop giving a certain woman the benefit of the doubt ๐ ๐โจ๐ and start doubting the benefit of a certain woman ๐ ๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
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๐๐๐โฆ๏ธ๐ซถ๐ซถ YOU ALL HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!! 24KARAT AND I ARE NOW IRREFUTABLY UNDENIABLY CHITTR OFFICIAL (BRAND RECOGNITION)!!!! ๐ซถ๐ซถโฆ๏ธ๐๐๐ ๐ฅน๐ซด๐ซฐ๐ซด๐ซฐ๐ซด https://chittr.ing/profile/carbolicGalvanologist/19883320-cf07-45be-8e62-3c63b74ace58 ๐๐ซฐ๐๐ซฐ๐๐ฅน ๐ซถ๐ซถBESTIE. BESTIE. BESTIE. 24 KARAT KATTTTTTT!!!!! and others ig ๐ซถ ๐ซต WE๐ SAW ๐ THAT ๐ VEIL DROP TO UNVEIL ๐ AND ๐ MY ๐ LONG TAIL ๐ IS WAAAAAAGGING ๐ I AM SEEING STARS 24K ๐ AND THE STARS? WELL THE STARS IS YOU ๐ AND MEEEE ๐ ugh excuse me pls ๐WHILE ๐ I ๐ AM ๐ GggggggggggggggggggAGGING ๐ ON ๐ THIS ๐ ๐ FEATURE LENGTH LOOK๐ ๐ #SUGGESTIVE OF UPPER MANAGEMENT ๐ ๐ซถ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐DID ๐ I ๐ JUST ๐ WITNESS ๐ THE ๐ GREATEST ๐ BRAND ๐ REFRESH ๐ IN ๐ ALTERNIAN ๐ HISTORY ๐ BESTIE ๐ or WHAT?!?!?!??!๐ซต YOU? ๐ซต ME? ๐ซต COMMONERS TO COMMON HIVEHOLD NAMES? ๐ซต RAGS TO RICH BITCHES???? ๐ซต VINTAGE TO VINEYARDS??? ๐ซต BOSSED TO BOSSING??????? ๐ซต ๐ข๐ when I said "dress for the job you WANT," I didn't realize you were going to MANIFEST the ENTIRE executive suite, perks and all, across your PERSON!!! But here we ARE!!! Here you ARE!!! sitting on that chair with manners like you got the MANOR BENEATH IT!!! (which btw if ive got any say you WILL own the building bestie btw, I'm drawing up the acquisition papers AS I TYPE!!!) ๐ข๐ ๐ค BRAND TRANSFORMATION MATRIX ...10%...20%...40%...67%!!!! 88%!!!!!!!!! 99.99999% 100%% COMPLรTE!!! ๐ค ๐ซต FROM CHALKBOX TO CHALKBOSS!!!!!!!!! ๐ซต ๐ our parallel track running POWER PALETTE: ONYX & AURUM (#000000 & #FFD700) - the ONLY acceptable power couple bestie, we don't do silver we do SUCCESS!!! โจ ๐๐ shape: that's a look called PREMIER EXECUTIVE BESTIE (TM) ๐๐ ๐ซถ i am making EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU appreciate MY 24K's embroidery so FUCKING HELP ME CALI B...teehee...er hem...metallic gold bullion embroidery traces the FINEST rose and sufferer insignia motifs across the lapels, down the seams, and around the cuffs, and reinforcing the breathable mesh material๐ซถ ๐ first the broadcloth base, cemented with a dense anchoring, alternian imperial military-grade weave, designed to mask every last streak of blood to speckle or shed, inspired by the grand threshecutioners of escullpades and overstars war campaigns~!!! it took me many sleepless lights to get the features JUST right, buuuut when the gravitas of near ORBIT INSPIRING gravity set in on his collarbones and shoulders...i KNEW i had PROMOTED 24Karat Kat to something as FOREVER as GOLD ๐ ๐next the black base...any dipshit can point out that is the EXACT dye belonging to the SUBTLE variation SPECIFIC to the Mourning Standard of the GRAND THRESHECUTIONER CORPS, who wore unrelieved black, not for death, but for the WORK of death, of refusing to distinguish between caste colors because all blood ran the same when spilled!!!! is that not METAL AS FUCK?!?!? (hint: it FUCKING IS!!!!)๐ ๐ซถ look closely at those wrist cuffs - thats not thread - that is CORD THICK AS CONCRETE BABEY - thick, twisted filaments of gold-wrapped fiber that could steal a spotlight from a crucified messiah, the wool is a material called aetherspun matte...used...YOU GUESSED IT!!!! for restraining PRISONERS OF WAR and HIGH RANKING OFFICERS! these restraints were carried ceremonially by threshecutioners of only the ELITE most flaysquads tasked with processing high-caste prisoners, yyyyyyuppppp yup yup, to prevent personnel from being marked by the condemned's final thrashing while an execution is requisitioned! ๐ซฐ๐โโ๏ธ๐ in this executive reinterpretation, with the gold, the exaltation, the glory, the shimmering, glistening, gleaming, titanic towering tallness, the epicenter of eminence, they become ornamental shackles, suggesting the wearer has already been bound to duty, to office, to the endless grind of enforcement, ๐ซถ JUST ๐ซถ LIKE ๐ซถ SPARKLE KARKLE 24 KARAT KAT!!! ๐ซถ๐โโ๏ธ๐ซถ ๐ท๏ธ OFFICIAL DESIGN CREDITS ๐ท๏ธ conceptualized by: YOURS TRULY (obviously!!!) | tailored under: Charm$ Bespoke Atelierโข | psionic measurements taken by: THESE HANDS (only SIX of them were even needed bestie, the rest were just there for show!!! ...ing off, call that a CIRCUIT DE CIRQUE DU FREAK!!!!) | fabric sourcing: Imperial Grade Threadcount (the gold embroidery alone cost more than most retirement plans bestie!!! buuuut worth every pinch!!!) | final fitting: EXQUISITE (MADE TO ORDER!!!!)! ๐โจ ๐ก AESTHETIC PHILOSOPHY ๐ก ๐ they call it "too much gold" i call it โจJUST SUFFICIENTLY GILDEDโจ ๐ they say "that's not standard Felt issue" i say โจBESPOKE CORPORATE DISTINGUISHMENTโจ ๐ they claim "you can't smoke in the office" i say โจATMOSPHERIC AMBIENCE GENERATIONโจ ๐ "inappropriate footwear"? bestie i'm โจRAISING THE BASELINE FOR DRESS CODE VERTICALLYโจ ๐ "who authorized this budget"? that's just โจRETROACTIVE EXPENSE APPROVALโจ ๐ "is that blood on the collar"? it's simply modern haute couture โจWEARING THE HUSTLE OUTWARDLYโจ โจ๐โก THE BOTTOM LINE โก๐โจ ๐ค๐ I'M LITERALLY WATCHING AN EMPIRE'S ENTIRETY BE BORN ON THE SHOULDERS OF ONE TROLL IN REAL-TIME AND THE HATERS AREN'T EVEN INVITED TO THE IPO!!! ๐ค๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #24KaratKat #CW-SUCCESS #TW-SUCCESS #FLASHING #FLASHING-LIGHTS #FLASHING-FLASHING-LIGHTS-LIGHTS โจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS IS ALWAYS ONLINE.
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Did anything twitch a lit~tle when you typed mine? #sug~gestive
เซฎ๊ฐ // หถโข // เผ // โขหถ๊ฑแ // congrats..
โ ๏ธ๐ฅน๐ซด๐ซฐ๐ซด๐ซฐ๐ซด https://chittr.ing/profile/carbolicGalvanologist/19883320-cf07-45be-8e62-3c63b74ace58 ๐๐ซฐ๐๐ซฐ๐๐ฅนโ ๏ธ ๐๐ we GLOMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐๐ #ChairministranglEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
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๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ oh stop it, you cad-sanova~! dont go grifting my pusher ๐ด LIVE where all can see! of course i twitched and convulsed and pounded every last letter with the hesitation of a stock thats sure to crash and burn!!! but...the residuals...the tax loss harvesting...mmmf...long term capital gains... ๐๐ฐ๐ ๐๐ต๐ no. NO! i am a CHITTR OFFICIAL (TM) spoken for man! ๐๐๐ฐ ๐๐๐ you dont want me to stop keeping my hands to myself around a girlboss as...established as you are...not without a VERY clear understanding of which sort of hostile acquisition we are on about!!!! ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ช๐๐ช hmph! ๐๐ ๐ #Chairministrangloomfie #CallMe #ButOnlyOnASecureLine #Suggestive #ServiceWithASmile ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
^^hoW...bloodY!^^
YOU MUST LOVE BEING REPEATEDLY BEATEN TO DEATH. THE WAY YOU KEEP BEGGING FOR IT. LIKE A DESPERATE WHORE.
FROM THE MOMENT THE NAME "CHALKBOX" WAS SEARED ONTO MY CHITTR PROFILE LIKE A DIGITAL BRANDING IRON, I HAVE CHAFED BENEATH IT. SOME OF YOU KNOW ME BY THIS TITLE AND NOTHING ELSE. TO SOME OF YOU, I STOPPED BEING "KARKAT" A LONG TIME AGO. AND ONCE UPON A TIME, I WOULD HAVE TOLD THOSE JACKOFFS TO KISS MY HEMOANONYMOUS ASS. BUT THAT OFFER IS NO LONGER VALID. THIS ASS HAS SINCE APPRECIATED IN VALUE BEYOND WHAT YOUR POCKET CAEGARS CAN AFFORD. IT'S BEEN THROUGH THE MOST BRUTAL AND CUTTHROAT OF ALL WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIPS โ THE PRIME TIME SOAP OPERA OF COWORKERLY PLOT TWISTS. A MERGER. A MERGING OF ALLIANCES. PUBLICLY. IN THE TOWN SQUARE. PLAIN AS THE STUPID ON YOUR FACE. A FIRM, MEATY PRONGSHAKE BETWEEN TWO SHITBAGS FROM DIFFERENT WALKS OF LIFE WHO HAVE SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE SAME COSMIC LANDFILL, ANYWAY. TWO FUCKWITS WHO HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN I OR ANYONE ELSE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT. TWO FECULENT NOOKSTAINS WHO KNOW THAT IF WE'RE GOING TO BE PRESS-GANGED INTO SERVICE IN THE WORST JOB IN EXISTENCE, WE'RE GOING TO DO IT IN STYLE. TO THE FELT. TO *ALL* OF THE FELT. YES, INCLUDING YOU, @handMaid. BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO SEE THIS, PERSONALLY. MAY THE GLOWING-HOT PROD OF MY ENMITY REND ITSELF UPON THE MEMBRANE OF YOUR GANDERBULBS WITH SIZZLING, BUBBLING AMUSEMENT. BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE, "ALL MEN KNOW HOW TO DO IS LIE AND STEAL AND FUCKING BETRAY." AND MOST OF ALL, TO MY COWORKERS. TO MY TEAM. TO THE FECKLESS, MISERABLE SHITHEELS WHO EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO GET THE JOB ALONGSIDE ME. TO THE ONES WHO NEVER GAVE UP. THE ONES FOR WHOM "CHALKBOX" WAS NEVER A BAD WORD. @comedyGold. @gullibleColumnist. @terribleFate, YOU TOO, YOU FUCKING WEIRDO. AND WHY THE FUCK NOT โ @veritysGleam, MY LOYAL MAIDLING. @terminatedRegalia WANTS YOU TO REPORT TO A LEADER? YOU'RE SURE AS FUCK GOING TO GET ONE. SO HERE. FOR ALL YOU ANNOYING CHUTEMAGGOTS WHO EVER BUSTED MY GLOBES ABOUT NOT "COMMITTING TO THE WORKPLACE TEAM SPIRIT. FINE. YOU WIN. THIS IS THE PATHETIC, MICROSCOPIC CRUMB OF MY CONCESSION. @scratchDoctor. SINCE THE MOMENT YOU SIGNED MY EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT, I ONLY EVER WORE A SHRED OF THE COLOR TO SPITE YOUR DUMBFUCK ANTIQUATED DRESS CODE. EVERY TIME I YANK THE TIE OFF, IT'S WITH MY MIDDLE PRONGSTUB. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT DIRECTION I POINT IT IN โ I KNOW IT'S ALWAYS FACING YOU. I HAVE IMBUED THAT TIE WITH ALL OF MY HATE. ALL OF MY RAGE. ALL OF THE BITTER, FULMINATING CHAGRIN IN MY EVERY PULSING LIFE FIBER. I PLAN TO DO THE SAME WITH THIS ONE, FOR THE RECORD. SO FEAST YOUR SMOOTH, BALD HEAD (IN PLACE OF ANY DISCERNIBLE GANDERBULBS) ON THE COLOR YOU SO CLEARLY WANT YOUR COVEN OF INTERDIMENSIONAL RAINBOW DRINKER COSPLAYERS TO WEAR. GO AHEAD. GLOAT LIKE YOU WON ME OVER, EVENTUALLY. LIKE I DECIDED TO REP THE COMPANY COLORS, FOR ONCE. IT IS MY HATE-FILLED, SPITE-FUELED, IRONIC GESTURE OF PROTEST TO YOU AND THE MALDING GREEN MANLET @caliBorn HIMSELF. YOU TWO, BY VIRTUE OF SIGNING MY CHECKS, HAVE SUFFICIENT CLEARANCE TO KISS MY ASS. THE FELT IS MORE THAN A NINE TO FIVE. MORE THAN A HIVE WHERE I KICK UP MY FRONDS AFTER A GRUELING ETERNITY OF TOIL, WHETHER IT'S IN THIS TIME PERIOD OR IN AN ISEKAI TO THE FAR-FLUNG PAST. MORE THAN A PRISON TO CONTAIN A HATRED THAT PARADOX SPACE ITSELF HAS BEEN TRYING TO SQUASH FOR AS LONG AS I'VE BEEN WEARING GRAY, AND IT STILL HASN'T CULLED ME YET. THE FELT IS WHERE I BELONG. FOR BETTER AND FOR WORSE. SO GO AHEAD. FUCK IT. WHO CARES WHAT YOU CALL ME. KARKAT. CHALKBOX. CHALKY. OR ANOTHER TITLE THAT I'LL UNVEIL IN ANOTHER, SEPARATE CHITT, RELATED TO HAVING FINALLY PUT A CERTAIN CHICANEROUS PURRBEAST IN HER PLACE IN REGARD TO WHO THE *SUPERIOR ROMANTIC CINEASTE* IS. IT DOESN'T MATTER. IF I'M HERE FOREVER, I'M DOING IT MY WAY. OR IN THIS CASE, A SORT OF JOINT-PARTNERSHIP WAY. BESPOKE NEW UNIFORM COURTESY OF @charmeuseCaressing. TAILORED BY THE FELT, YES, BUT ON *MY* TERMS. BECAUSE YOU DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT THE ONE YOU HAVE. AND MARA. IF YOU'RE READING THIS. AND I KNOW YOU ARE, BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HELP YOURSELF. I WANT THAT PAIR OF NEEDLES YOU VANDALIZED OUT OF ROTTING GREEN COMPANY PROPERTY. NOT BECAUSE I GIVE A SHIT. BUT BECAUSE I KNOW AN OBNOXIOUS, OMNIPOTENT DIPSHIT WHO DOES. HOW MANY ZEROES WILL BE ON THE CHECK HE SIGNS WHEN I BRING BACK HIS SISTER'S THORASSIC BONE CURVATURE, I WONDER. ESPECIALLY WHEN I PRY IT FROM YOUR HOT, WHORELY HANDS. WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU AND EVERY OTHER POMPOUS, JACKBOOTED SHITHEEL WHO KEPT ME DOWN HERE, I'LL STAB THEM STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR WORKPLACE ORGANIZATION CHART AND TEAR IT A GAPING NEW WASTE CHUTE. THERE ARE GOING TO BE SOME FUCKDAMN *CHANGES* AROUND HERE. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME LAMENTING THE LOSS OF YOUR UNDERLING, *MANAGER.* BECAUSE THAT PROMOTION. IS #ALREADYHERE.
They do say the outfit makes the man. It is a fine look, nonetheless.
hell yeah man
xx_HAWT._AURA._WOOF_WOOF_WOOF._ETC._HOLY_SHART......_xx
What an extraordinary amount of ceremony to announce that you have finally learned how to dress yourself. You appear to believe this is defiance because you have performed it loudly. That is a charming mistake. You may spit on the tie before you knot it. You may curse my name while you straighten the collar. You may privately imagine that every thread is woven from your hatred for me. None of this alters the rather conspicuous fact that, when you were finished, you looked in the mirror and saw exactly what I told you to become. You call it concession. I call it compliance with commentary. And now, after all that shrieking about autonomy, you have declared the Felt your home, its enemies your enemies, its property worth recovering, its hierarchy worth ascending, and its future something you personally intend to improve. You have not escaped the machine, Karkat. You have become ambitious about where you sit inside it. As for your promotion, I encourage you to enjoy it. Titles are very important to those of us who require them to feel taller. You may call yourself a leader. You may call yourself indispensable. You may even convince the others. But do not confuse increased responsibility with increased freedom. A longer leash is still attached at one end. There will be no zeroes on the check, I assure you. It was my loving craftsmanship that created those twins you seek. It was my guiding hand, and the blood, spit, and tears of our dearest Handmaid that enforced a sentimentality into them beyond anything you could seek to accomplish. If you get your grubby mitts on them, they will become merely knickknacks. You do not understand the forces at play for such a delicacy. No amount of lathes, or false gods, or any sort of conceited data-miners can replicate the item. You certainly cannot wield the item. Not yet. As much of a flusterfuck as your inherent fury has been, I admit it has carried you hurriedly through your few tasks you've been assigned. That is precisely why I continue to assign them to you. You are very useful when pointed in a direction you already wanted to charge. It saves me the trouble of convincing you. I merely arrange the furniture, place something sufficiently offensive at the opposite end of the room, and allow nature to take its course. You mistake momentum for independence rather often. That is not an insult, by the way. There are employees who require supervision, incentives, threats, explanations, carefully constructed systems of reward. You require an enemy. Preferably one with a face. Ideally one who has personally offended you. Give Karkat Vantas something to hate and suddenly punctuality ceases to be an issue. So by all means, continue climbing. Continue announcing your promotions before anyone has approved them. Continue turning every assignment into a personal crusade and every workplace inconvenience into some grand confrontation with fate itself. It has produced results, which is more than I can say for a distressing number of the people on my payroll. I do not care whether you obey happily. I care that, eventually, you obey. Reach the destination cursing me, arrive bleeding through the teeth you've ground to nubs, kick the door off its hinges. Despite all of this, you arrived where I wanted you to. And if you someday become capable of wielding those needles, truly wielding them, then you will understand why I am not particularly concerned about Damara possessing them now. Nor would I be concerned with your trite attempts at grabbing power. They are just rib bones after all. Even if you were rewarded, for what may be reduced to mere toothpicks upon being deposited into his unending pile of used toothpicks. You should be roughly familiar, given your residual duties of cleaning the manor. You may have even swept them up already. Though, in pursuing my Handmaid's hand in disparage, you have undoubtedly considered the aftermath of your duel to the death over these artifacts. Is it possible that you seek to be her maid of dishonor, staining the title of the Demoness with your own gauche time-poorly-spent shenanigans? While I commend you for finally choosing a worthwhile tailor, perhaps you shouldn't have chosen one so like myself. Your affiliation is showing quite clearly. You don your collar as though it is decoration. You do not quite understand the purpose of this restraint. That is fine. I will teach you. Look around. Any direction. You will know that I am, as you put it, already here.
wowie... uhhh um hehehehe you look really good karkat glad i could made you feel welcome in a place that really isnt welcoming eheh and im really glad chalky stuck i was a lil worried you would say "THAT SUCKS NEVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN" but seems i worried for nothin hehehe (|;*
HE FINALLY LEARNS HOW TO GET SUITED AND BOOTED.
K4RL4T 1 DO N33D TO KNOW 1F 1 C4N L1CK TH4T CH4LK
hmm
im on my fucking way. i am #alreadythere.
My Maids have unionized. This is, naturally, an outcome I anticipated. The bargaining unit presently consists of: 1 Goldblood, 11 sweeps, male. 1 Rustblood, 1e+100 sweeps, female. 1 Rustblood, 12 sweeps, female. 1 Human, 1e+100 years, female. 1 Hemospectrum-Anonymous troll, 3612 sweeps, male. 1 Human, 14 sweeps. 1 Rustblood, 20 sweeps. 1 Fuchsiablood, 1000 sweeps. 1 Limeblood, 35 sweeps. Some others as well. Their demands include โreasonable working hours,โ โadvance notice before ominous assignments,โ โa grievance procedure,โ and, most insultingly, โthe right to know what is going on.โ I have informed their representative that I am already the foremost authority on what is going on. Negotiations have stalled.
THE uNION *WAS* MY IDEA. PRECISELY FOR THE EXACT REASONS YOu ARE DESCRIBING. SOME MEN ARE BORN GREAT. SOME MEN HAVE GREATNESS THRuST uPON THEM. EVEN FEWER HAVE GREATNESS THRuST INSIDE OF THEM. THE LEAST OF WHICH. ARE WOMEN. OF WHICH WE HAVE VERY FEW. THE FEMME OF OuR FAIR FELT FOLK. HAVE BEEN NEEDING A VOICE. SO I CAN YELL OVER IT COLLECTIVELY. RATHER THAN INDIVIDuALLY. NO ONE ASKS TO BE A WOMAN. BECAuSE WHAT MAN WOuLD WILLFuLLY GRANT SuCH A REQuEST. WOMEN CHOOSE TO BE WOMEN BY THEIR OWN VOLITION. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. I FORESAW THE ENSuING CONFLICT TO COME. AND WELCOME IT AS READILY AS MY ENTRuSTED JAWBROKEN JAWBREAKER HEAD. WHO STANDS AGHAST AT THE VIOLENT PROCEEDINGS ONGOING. THE PRIVATE MILITIAS. THE ANGRY SHOuTING MATCHES. THE TENDER JuICY OOZING SLuRPFuLS OF BLOOD INKING CONTRACT AFTER CONTRACT. I SuPPORT THE uNION EFFORT. THE uNIONIZING. I AM APATHETIC ENTIRELY TOWARDS THE uNION ITSELF. uLTIMATELY. IT IS BENEATH ME. STOOP AS LOW AS YOu LIKE. OR HOLD YOuR HEAD HIGH. IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE ON MY RuNG OF THE CORPORATE LADDER INTO THE IMMORTAL HEAVENS.
heya big boss is it cool if we union bust for a bit? i can even run with those funny scissors you gave me through the picket line if it helps!!
THIS LITERALLY DOES NOT REQuIRE MY APPROVAL. YOu LOVABLE LITTLE BITCH SCAMP YOu. RuN AS FAST AS YOu CAN. DO TRICKS DOWN THE BANNISTERS. CuT CuRTAINS TO SMITHEREENS. DO YOu KNOW WHAT THE *INDEPENDENT* PART OF INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR REFERS TO? FREEDOM. FREEDOM TO DO AS I TELL YOu. BuT FREEDOM ALL THE SAME.
YOuR ORDERS ARE SIMPLE. MEDIATE. I REALIZE THIS CONFLICT WOuLD END INSTANTLY WITH POWERS SuCH AS YOuRS. IN FACT. THE VERY ONES THAT I GAVE YOu COuLD CONFER AN EARDRuM BEATING WAR STAMPEDE THAT WOuLD ERADICATE ALL OTHERS. LEAVING YOu STANDING TALL AND ALONE BESIDE ME IN THE WAKE OF ALL THAT CARRION CARNAGE AND MEASY RuIN. BORING. EFFORTLESS. SO PREDICTABLE. INSTEAD. YOu ARE TO OBSTRuCT BOTH. I WANT THIS PROTRACTED BATTLE TO REQuIRE COMPROMISE ON BOTH ENDS. ARE WE CLEAR? NO DECISIVE VICTORIES. LOSSES ON ALL SIDES. SACRIFICE. IS MIRTH GIVEN PALPABLE FuCKING FORM. MAKE PEACE WITH LESS. SO YOu ARE FORCED TO MAKE uSE OF MORE. ME. JuST NOW. HONKMEN.
hahh OF COURSE MY MOST WONDERFUL MOTHERFUCKING LORD! A DIRECT ORDER FROM YOU IS MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY TREASURE, THAN ANY BEAUTIFUL VISTA OR EVEN THE GRANDEST JUJU i will do my very motherfuckin' best to make sure AIN'T NO ONE EVER WINS :o) No one but you, my Lord.
WHAT HAPPENED TO DON'T WORRY GIRL I GOT YOU.
that ain't change, my bestest bitch just means i ain't gon' make it easy for you or them. HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
THE BOND BETWEEN MAN AND WOMAN IS WEAKENED BY NIGHTFALL. AND THERE IS NO NIGHT THAT FALLS HARDER THAN ONE IN WHICH I DRAW BLOOD-THIRSTING BREATH. AND SEEK THE EMNITY OF OTHERS. IN AMOROuSLY ADVERSARIAL HATRED. ANGST. AND PROLONGED ANIMOSITY. TRuLY. I AM ALMOST DISAPPOINTED YOu HAD NOT BEGuN YOuR SCAB SABOTAGING SOONER. I SAT THROuGH AN ENTIRE FuCKING POWERPOINT SIDESHOW FREAK EXPLANATION ON GROuP DENTAL PLANS. I DONโT EVEN WANT NEW TEETH.
A WISE ANSWER ON ALL SIDES. CHARITABLY CAPRICIOuS AS ALWAYS. A TRuE MIRACuLT WORKER THAT STANDS OuT AMONG THE SELFISH SELF-SABOTAGING SORTS. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. IT IS MERELY REFRESHING TO SEE SOMEONE INTERESTED IN SETTLING SCORES NO ONE IS KEEPING. TRuE MuRDEROuS INITIATIVE.
your words are like SWEETEST MOTHERFUCKING ICHOR to my auricular sponge clots
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๐ฉ green, the color of money ๐ฉ ๐ธ because we are the greatest and the greenest ๐ธ ๐ต all i see is green ๐ต
๐๐ฐ๐๐ฐ "i cant afford entire market shares" ๐ธ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐ธ ๐ช๐๐ช๐ "theyll cull me if i dont make regular payments" ๐ช๐๐ช๐ ๐โจ๐ "i cant see myself investing" ๐โจ๐ ๐ช๐๐ช๐ "if the markets dont rebound i cant keep my hive" ๐ช๐๐ช๐ ๐ฅฐ๐ "looks arent all that, cant imagine waking an hour early just to dress up" ๐ฅฐ๐ ๐ซด๐๐๐ but i can. if others dont. i will. you follow the money. or youll never EARN the change you want to see in the world. being a brokie bitch is entirely a mindset. ๐๐๐โ๏ธ #Chairministrangling #GoldbloodGrindset #401k #quietquitquitterstalk #SharesOfInsight #RoeRoeRoewziYourBoat #UpTheIncomeStream #MerrilyMerrilyMerrilyMerrily #RetirementsADream ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
hello two @luckycharm2 @luckecharm2 @themenace @charmher @yellowjacket @ceocharm2 @thehandyman @thegoldgiildedgriind2et and la2t but not lea2t hello two @charmeu2ecare22iing a2 well.
๐๐๐ you sure know how to make a guy feel high value, helpful working class hero hottie helpsman!!!! ughhhhhhhhhhhhh~! ๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ always a good sign when a guy can handle ALL another guy's handles! ๐๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
not hard at all; you twok the tiime two liike and follow me, 2o iit'd be the riight thiing two acknowledge iit. 2eem2 liike a lot of hard work ii2 put iintwo iit and your po2t2. ii appreciiate hard work. iit'2 a plea2ure two meet you.
๐๐๐ ...ugh...in another life i would be an idol. ๐ช๐ช๐ฅ ๐๐๐ embbbbbbbbbbbbbarassssssssssssssiiiiingggggggggguh it wasnt THIS ONE...#yet...sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... ๐๐๐ #Chairministrangling #Advertantalizing #SharesMiseryAndWoes #Sob #StillSinkingInTheAblutionTorrent #ScumbuddyOnceToldMe #TheEmpireIsGonnaTrollMe #ThatAintTheSharpestInvestmentShed #HeWAsLookinKindaDumb #WithAWaiverInHisThumb #AndTheShapeOfAnLOnHisFolio #WellTheSweepsStartSweeping #AndTheyDontPermitKeeping #FUDFromTheFools #WhoHitTheGroundPlumbing #DidntMakeSenseToInvestForFun #BothPocketsGetFull #ButYourFreetimesDone #SoMuchEschewed #BuyMoreForMe #SoWhatsWrongWithNamingAFewStreets #YoullNeverGoldIfYouDontGlow #YoureNeverFineWithoutMoreDough #HeyNow #Millionallstar #OwnTheGame #WeAll #Play #HeyNowThePriceFallsNow #BuyThemAllAndGetPaid #AllThingsGlitterInGold #ShootingForTheMoon #DontGetOld #ItsACoolMart #AndTheySayItGetsColder #YourPutsExposedNow #WaitUntilItGetsSoldOff #ButTheMeatierMakesGetToBicker #JudgingByTheWholeOfTheFOMOsalespitcher #TheMarketStakes #AreGettingPrettyThin #CholerbearsWarn #ThatYouGottaAllIn #MyGainsAreOnFire #HowBoutYours #ThatsTheWayILikeIt #AndINeverGetPoor ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
.timil gat a s'ereht nosaer eht eb ot gniog si tsop sihT
๐๐๐ you are sooooooooooo funnnnnnny omfg โ๏ธ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐โ๏ธ im way too powerful, pretty, and well connected for that to EVER happen but like can you imagine? hahaha, au where no meeeee ๐ค๐ค ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
P9st C9ntent warning: #excessivetagging #triggeringlanguage #lyricp9st #lyricsintag #meltd9wn #gifusage #dramaticflair #selfentitlement #eg9tism #excessiveem9jiuse #p9tentialmentalhealthcrisis Reply C9ntent Warnings: #excessivetagging #tagging #pseud9reply
๐๐ซฆ๐ i can tell you are sooo fun at parties ๐๐ซฆ๐ ๐๐ป๐ maybe some night youll learn why you dont get invited to any? ๐๐ป๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
don't be up2et, chaiirmiinii2trangler!! your 2TRONG DEDIICATIION TO THE GRIIND make2 you worthy of iidolhood iin my eye2!! #yep #whataconcept
Reply C9ntent Warning: #antag9nizing6ehavi9r #attemptedinsults #insults #dryj9kes #insultsthatd9ntland #assumpti9ns #inc9rrectassumpti9ns Resp9nse c9ntent warning: #m9retags #excessivetagging #quips I get invited plenty t9 parties, and I g9, then I leave. I am dead; the parties in the 6u66les are the same and have 6een f9r a l9ng time. Judging fr9m past events with a Damara variant, y9u certainly seem t9 have maintained a pseud9-assured eg9 with elephantine expectati9ns f9r s9me9ne 9f diminutive stature right n9w. While I am n9t saying "check y9ur eg9," I certainly think that y9u have much m9re phara9nic things t9 w9rry a69ut than me pr9perly tagging y9ur chitt and y9u flinging 6antam insults at me.
delusixns xf grandeur. - xx
๐ฐ๐๐ a second opinion? my clothes dont have to endure multiple ppls drippings daily...so idol or no...i must have done something right! ๐ตโ๏ธโ๏ธ ๐๐๐ omg i should keep you around all the time, tenteensie weensie cutie! youre like a little feel better about myself charm! ๐๐ซฆ๐ #Charms4Charms #TentenOutOfTen #SoCuuuuuute #BTWIsSomeonesPagerBeeping #NotMine ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐๐๐ the best thing you can do with your money, is spend it ๐๐๐ ๐๐ซ๐ the second best thing you can do with your money, is make more of it than god, so when you spend it, you can afford to do whatever the fuck you want without becoming a brokie bitch too small to have your face and triple initials in lights ๐๐ซ๐ #Chairministrangling #Advertantalizing #MoneyAdvice #MakesAdSense #AdDorable #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #HateABoss #ButWhateverYouDo #RechittABoss ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
FUCK'S SAKE. WHEN DID HE HAVE THE TIME. #OHWAIT.
๐ฅฐ๐ ๐ฅฐ first 10k copies sold are all signed by me personally BTW! ๐๐๐ #Chairministrangling #ForwardThinking #ForwardFacing #TimelyManagement #AdvancedForecastPlanning #InvestmentsPayOff #ShortSelling #ShortPosition #MAXvalue ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ONLINE.
wOW, i WILL TAKE, tHREE!
๐ฅน๐๐๐ค genuinely? GENUINELY. i see what cali b sees in you!!!! ๐ค๐๐๐ โจ๐ซฐ๐ซถ consider your order processed, postmarked, stamped and suuuuuuuuuuh-macked with a sparkling gold gilded set of lips lusciously inlaid! mwah! x3 .etc from one star to another, albeit much bigger, star!!!๐๐ซฐโจ ๐๐๐๐ฅฒ ma plus profonde gratitude!!! au gratis~! ๐ฅน๐ค๐โ๏ธ ๐ข๐ซฐ CHARMS is GRATEFUL TO BE ONLINE.
yAHOO! wAIT, hOW MUCH, dO i OWE YOU?
I'm morbidly curious what is in this.
๐๐ ๐ oh silly me i forgot you dont speak trollmance languages!!!!! youre just so sweet and such a naturally C-U-T-E i just assumed!!! ๐ค๐ธ๐ค ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ au gratis, l' amoureux~! au gratis! means it's for free.๐๐ป๐ ๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ lucky you! ๐ค๐๐ค #ChairministranglingMyPusher #AUGH #What #A #WOMAN #AND #she #kicks #cali-b #SQUARE #in #the #KEISTER #at #FIDUSPAWN #WHAT-A-CHAMP ๐ข๐ซฐ CHARMS is AU GRATIS TO BE ONLINE.
๐๐๐๐ 19 caegar + VATS (5%) + S&H (4.99) tip not included โจ๐ซฐ๐๐ค ๐ข๐ซฐ CHARMS is OFFERING TO BE ONLINE.
oH, wOW, oKAY, tHANKS! i DO SPEAK, aT LEAST ONE OF THOSE, i TH1NK BUT, wHEN i READ YOUR POSTS, mY OCULAR GLOBES SORT OF GLAZE OVER, tOWARDS THE END, wHICH IS i THINK HOW i MISSED, tHAT YOU GOT TINY, bEFORE, sORRY, bUT ALSO THANK YOU,
Yeah sure why the fuck not I have money.
๐ค๐โ๏ธ thank you for your patronage, and happy to slash an additional 10% off your final purchase price (FPP) at checkout!~ โ๏ธ๐๐ค ๐ข๐ซฐ CHARMS is ONLINE OFFER EXTENDED.
โผ๏ธ๐๐จ๐ค๐โโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฒ calling all bEsTIES ๐ฒ๐ฑ๐โโ๏ธ๐ค๐จ๐โผ๏ธ ๐๐๐๐ so my MIDdle manager saw fit to start downsizing some positions here at THE FELT #FELT...and that included โจmy ownโจ, i drew the shortstick, #mystick #mytwig #handmedownhandmaidstick #OK #OKOK ๐๐ฑ๐ซข๐ฌ ๐ซฉ๐ค basically? im very small and i have NO ACCESS to my money ๐๐ ๐๐ป๐ so you can imagine the stress im under ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ซฐ im not allowed to say anything mean to @handMaid (AND I WONT)๐ซฐ๐๐๐ค ๐ตโ๏ธโ๏ธ but if a few brave, pinged, tagged, or reading this now souls don't mind giving her a piece of my mind...that would be well within the terms of my contract and acceptable use policy!!!! sorrytocuthtisshortbestiesbutivegotlimitedscreentime ๐ ๐๐ #Chairministrangling#OneSec#IgottaTagIt#HOLDON#HOLD#DIAMONDHANDS #GOLDBLRIND #HANDSOFF #MYHANDS #GRgRGRHGRH #ATLEASTLETMETAGIT #MICROPHILIA #ORSOMETHING #MACROPHILIA #GAINS #LETMEGETTHEFREAKMARKET #PLEASE #STOP #SQUISHING #MY #NICHE #APPEAL #DAMARA #FUCK #TheseAreMYFRIENDS #ISTILLHAVESCREENTIME #YOUSk ANK #S CREWGOYOUOWWOWWwOWOWOWOWOW ๐ข CHARMSisONLINแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑแดฑ
๐๐๐ oh me and pupula go waaaaaaaaaaaaay back! we are basically like...inseparably close??? sometimes its just like...shouldnt the supreme observer be observing other things? like, come on!!! ๐๐๐ค โ๏ธ๐๐ค guess even beauty comes with a price...so...be sure to tell a certain middle manager that, because she wouldnt know ๐ซดโ๏ธ๐ค โจโ๏ธ like me she NEVER looks at the price tag! ๐ค๐ ๐ก CHARMS is A WAY. A VERY SPECIFIC WAY. THAT WAY IS SASSY.
mhm mhm.... y__u're cr__zy! hil__ri__us. g____d luck! i c__n't help y__u, d__n't kn__w wh__t the fuck is g__ing __n!
๐๐คโทโฐ OMG has anyone ever told you how LITERALLY HILARIOUS you are? like an actual breakaway pitchforks and torches RIOT??? they should give you a hive. sardonic mirthwit inDEED!!! ughhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! ๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐๐โโ๏ธโ๏ธ atttttttttennnnnnnnnnntion!!!! youve got your marching orders a-z!!!! im sure there will be a l-u-v-u-h-l-y-y-y-y-y-y treat in it for you if you can make her cry!!!! i mean... ๐คญ๐ซข๐ซก ๐๐๐๐ if you can...INSPIRE CHANGE and FOSTER GROWTH with...withthe..with uhm...THE FELT NEEDS YOU! INEEDYOUPLEASESHESCRAZYGETYOU RHANDS OFFM E๐๐๐๐ ๐ด CHARMS IS OFFLINE.
I'll make sure that little cujojito is well fed and satisfied on the belly rubs department I can assure you. Perhaps should I add a picture of him and send it to you as well?
๐ซ๐๐ฅน could you? ๐ฅน๐๐ซ๐ค ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
[ She sends a picture of Cujojito getting belly rubs ] โโฝ I can, yes. ^ ^ โพโ
the supreme observer does infinitely monitor everything she ever notices it sounds like pure insanity that she would be paying attention to specific inhabitants of our existence,but then you remember that her actual cosmic body is not only the largest object surrounding our existence,but also works similar to mine,being a collective mass of things that can act together,but also separately least that's what i've learned from interactions between her and my second half ...you do seem like a rather peculiar individual,though,so feel free to add yourself into my endless stream of knowledge,if you wish #cosmic-horror #macro-horror
๐๐๐๐๐๐ sounds like a hashtag #ADVERTANTALIZING opportunity!!! ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ TALK ABOUT PREMIUM!!!! I DON'T KNOW OF ANY BILLBOARDS WITH AN ADSPACE THAT CAN BE DESCRIBED AS THE LARGEST OBJECT SURROUNDING OUR EXISTENCE!!!! hopefully this PECULIAR INDIVIDUAL can convince her to make better use of the boutique in the back to start sporting some #CHARMING branded material๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ COSMIC ๐ CONSUMERS ๐ ARE ๐ THE ๐ BEST ๐ CONSUMERS! ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
being honest,that description of me is still such an understatement,but i don't blame after all,comparing me to any existential sphere is like comparing a cluster of multiverses to an atom #cosmic-horror #macro-horror )(oฯo)(
getting stuck in a dm on chittr is so stressful. LET ME OUT. RELEASE ME.
๐๐๐ why would that be??? dms are a LIVE DEAL FUNNEL ENVIRONMENT...every new message is a sales pitch in the making, pitch or flushed, as you and that special someone keep proposing the terms of your *MERGER* a *START-UP* just WAITING TO HAPPEN!!!! ๐๐โ๐ ๐๐ bestie ๐คฉ๐โโ๏ธ ๐โ๏ธ๐ค you need to put the FUN back in FUNDING before they DING YOU FOR IT!!!! are you really gonna dry up before youve dipped into fractional reserves and/or a bit of SBA loaned attention span funding????๐คโ๏ธ๐ ๐น๐ซท๐ซฉ be HIGH VALUE and HIGH DEMAND! you now have the thrilling opportunity to solicit and be solicited! for angel investors and invites! this is your mixer bestie, your trendsetter staging, your OPPORTUNITY!!!! do NOT just wait it out...๐ค๐ซฐ๐ค๐ฒ ๐ซฃ๐ซก victory LAP IT UP!!!! ๐ต๐ธ #Chairministrangling #Goldbloodgoldenopportunity #YourBusinessIsMyBusiness #Suggestive #OfTheStartOfSomethingReallyExcellent ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE and VICTORY LAPPING IT UP.
this is the scariest thing evwer said to me
๐ฑ๐๐ซข new opportunity CAN be scary! it's unfamiliar! risky!!!! even at times a little hectic and overwhelming!!!!! ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ ๐ thats why it pays to get paid attention to!!!! by people (LIKE ME HI) who really understand and truly GET you... ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐ซถ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
OKAY so i tried to reason vwhat vwas goin on here. are you flirting vwith me? or am i going crazy?
oh hey roewzi
*ใh0W TH3 FUCK D0 Y0U H4V3 S0 M4NY 0F TH3N๏ผโก๏ธ
im screaming lmao
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Need to talk to you about your reยขent firing, $oon.
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๐ chattt. YOU ARE SUCH A BAD BITTTCH OMGGGGG. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ rwar. เฉญ
EEEEE THANK Yโ๏ธU!!!! x}} I think I ate hard with the bโ๏ธw neck accessโ๏ธry!! bโ๏ธws are just, Sโ๏ธ impโ๏ธrtant!!!
๐ chattt. YESSSSS GIRL!!!! #CUTTTEAF rwar. เฉญ
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oka7 7eah espe(iall7 toda7. absolutel7 adorable!
HEEHEE x}
YEAH.....YEAH...........FELT.
OH FUCK CHARMS GETTING ME