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@charmeuseCaressing
Chairministrangler Roewzi Charms | Grind = Set ๐ 12 Sweeps exec experience ๐ Multi-brand entrepreneur, Luxury Lusus Dad (CHIHAAHAA!)๐ ๐ Pre-registered + Pre-Approved for success~! ๐NO HANDOUTS!๐
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN ๐๐โจ ๐ซถjust dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket๐ซถ ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ผ EXECUTIVE POSITIONING ๐ผ Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) ๐๐ฐ i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters ๐ฃโจ ๐ซต have YOU got a business idea? ๐ซต pitch it to me! ๐ซต let's MERGE! ๐ซต ๐ค BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX ๐ค ๐ซต BYOB (be your own boss)๐ซต ๐ caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! โจ ๐ hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) ๐ ๐ experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ท๏ธ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES ๐ท๏ธ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charmsโข | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch ๐ these ๐ hands ๐) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) ๐ผ | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! ๐โจ ๐พ BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION ๐พ meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! โจ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ๐ซต YOU ๐ซต YOU ARE ๐ซต GOOD PUBBYYYYYY ๐ซต MY CHIHAAHAA!!! ๐ซต ๐๐ MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! ๐ ). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!๐โจ ๐ HEADQUARTERS LOCATION ๐ Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans ๐๏ธโจ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! ๐๐ซ (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!๐ค๐) ๐ก ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY ๐ก they call it "stealing" i call it โจPARALLEL ECONOMICSโจ they say "diploma mill" i say โจALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALINGโจ they claim "no liquidity" i say โจINTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATIONโจ "unregistered"? bestie i'm โจPRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESSโจ "forgery"? that's just โจPENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATIONโจ "fraud"? i'm simply โจMANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLYโจ ๐ NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE ๐ running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these ๐๐๐๐ deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just โจDECENTRALIZINGโจ for the grind!! ๐ก๐ป ๐ข EXECUTIVE CODES ๐ข ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! ๐) โจ๐โก THE BOTTOM LINE โก๐โจ ๐ค๐ i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! ๐ค๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed โจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
โ^. .^โโ The swarm ๊ น
๐ซถ flaske flaske a hundred lines before your first backslash @dynamicFlowfields ๐ซถ ๐ฃ๐ข๐๐when was the last time you got something truly special truly lovely truly youly you??? you work and you work and you work and you tirelessly work over this chittr dot ing place so goshdamn hard it makes me want to tear all my pretty young moisturized and conditioner pampered ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ hair out!!!! but not really because scalp treatments are so fucking pricy im really better off just screaming ๐๐๐ฃ๐จ ๐ฅบ๐๐ but thats why to commemorate the heaps upon heaps upon sweeps upon sweeps of our friendship in the making ๐๐๐ ๐คi made this JUST for you! today ๐ค ๐คWOULD be our anniversary๐ค ๐ค if we had actually in fact met many sweeps ago somehow some way๐ค โ๐ rock on bestie and enjoy your hard earned badge๐โ #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #AnniversaWE #Commemorating0Sweeps #TheBigGooseEggHatched #ZilchNeverFeltSoFulfilling #ZeroedOutZeroes #BinaryButWeHaveNotHitAOneYet #MyFieldsAreFlowing #ButWithTears #AndSniffles #DynamicallyAlternating #BetweenBoth ๐กโจ CHARMS is BUSY BEING CHARMED BY FLASKE.
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ok guys selling on my deflop 4 goodbye meowbeโฅst figures mint condition. nothing wrong with them i just wโฅnted the rose gold one. ugh.
{ ...ghooh... iill taakee theem... hoow muuch aaree yoouu waantiing... }
hmm you know whโฅt insteโฅd of worrying โฅbout whether im being followed hive im totes gonnโฅ buy some blind boxes ๐ wish me good luck guys i wโฅnt the limited edition goodbye meowbeโฅst one in rose gold
Rose gold.
๐ซถ QUICK QUESTION? ๐ซถ ๐ ๐ซ๐ฏโญyou ever seen one of these ELITE PREMIUM LUXURY ULTRA CLASS ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ COLOR badges? of course you have!!! everyone who is SOMEONE at least KNOWS someone with one of these bad bitch badges that spin an twirl all fancyโญ ๐ฏ๐ซ ๐ฅบ๐๐ those are a ROEWZI CHARMS original...furnished generously for @caliBorn by my many capable hands ๐๐๐ ๐คyou are SO welcome btw and hopefully? some day? someone YOU know will ask me to make one for YOU!!!๐ค #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #YouCannotDenyABoss #BeenHere #DoingThat ๐ข CHARMS is LIE AND SPRAWLED BACK ON THEIR SIDE.
WOW. YOu MAKE THOSE? EVEN I DID NOT FuCKING KNOW THAT. AND I AM THE ONE WHO SuPPOSEDLY KNOWS THAT. THIS IS LIKELY OWED TO THE FACT. THAT I DO NOT GIVE A FuCK. I WILL BuY THE BEST. WITHOuT EVER HAVING TO SHAKE HANDS WITH. WHOEVER THAT IS. I WILL AuTHORIZE. AN ADDITIONAL COMPLIMENT. THE NEXT TIME YOuR SERVICES PROVE SOMEHOW NECESSARY.
THAT ISS VERY FANCY >8O HOW WOU/D SSOMEONE GET ONE OF THESSE >8? SHOU/D I JUSST ASSK YOU FOR ONE OR DO I NEED SSOMEONE E/SSE TO DO IT FOR ME >8?
๐ asking me works actually ๐ ๐โ๏ธ got something in mind cutie? ๐โ๏ธ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABossJustAskABoss #AskABossAnything ๐ข CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
OH SHIT >8O I WASSNT EXPECTING THISS >8/ CAN YOU MAKE ON OF A SSCA/EMATE OR DRAGON >8? OR FAI/ING THAT JUSST ME I GUESSSS >8?
i would buy one made from the emeralds! or from onyx stones! )(oฯo)(
๐okey dokey grab and choke me๐ ๐ your BRAND SPANKING NEW BADGE has been delivered courtesy of @imJunior delivery services and shipment co ๐ ๐ i just make the badges i cant do last mile delivery its ASS on the joints๐ ๐๐๐you are now the proud new owner of the 1/1 ๐/๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #GOLDENSNOUT #๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ #๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ #CharmsCharitableActs #CharmingIsntIt #CuteGoldLittleThang ๐ข CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
>8O OH MY FUCK THANK YOU >8O
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๐OF MY FACE? ON IT๐ ๐ my likeness is a little on the pricier side just fyi ๐ ๐ซต but JUST FOR YOU the DISCOUNTED RATE of 4.9 MILLION +10% ppfc fee +35 Caegar arrested development tax + a modest nominal publicity fee + 45 caegar speaking fee + friend tax + surcharge for irregular materials sourcing + parts and labor + not including tip and/or gratuity (not the same thing) ๐ซต ๐ can be waved and ignored completely in favor of like...a compliment โจ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ #ButSeriously #IsGoldOK #ImakeThingsInGold #ItsMyColor #ICanTryButNoPromises ๐ข CHARMS is AMAZED AT YOUR ๐EXPENSIVE TASTE๐.
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN ๐๐โจ ๐ซถjust dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket๐ซถ ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ผ EXECUTIVE POSITIONING ๐ผ Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) ๐๐ฐ i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters ๐ฃโจ ๐ซต have YOU got a business idea? ๐ซต pitch it to me! ๐ซต let's MERGE! ๐ซต ๐ค BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX ๐ค ๐ซต BYOB (be your own boss)๐ซต ๐ caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! โจ ๐ hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) ๐ ๐ experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ท๏ธ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES ๐ท๏ธ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charmsโข | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch ๐ these ๐ hands ๐) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) ๐ผ | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! ๐โจ ๐พ BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION ๐พ meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! โจ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ๐ซต YOU ๐ซต YOU ARE ๐ซต GOOD PUBBYYYYYY ๐ซต MY CHIHAAHAA!!! ๐ซต ๐๐ MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! ๐ ). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!๐โจ ๐ HEADQUARTERS LOCATION ๐ Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans ๐๏ธโจ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! ๐๐ซ (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!๐ค๐) ๐ก ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY ๐ก they call it "stealing" i call it โจPARALLEL ECONOMICSโจ they say "diploma mill" i say โจALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALINGโจ they claim "no liquidity" i say โจINTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATIONโจ "unregistered"? bestie i'm โจPRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESSโจ "forgery"? that's just โจPENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATIONโจ "fraud"? i'm simply โจMANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLYโจ ๐ NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE ๐ running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these ๐๐๐๐ deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just โจDECENTRALIZINGโจ for the grind!! ๐ก๐ป ๐ข EXECUTIVE CODES ๐ข ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! ๐) โจ๐โก THE BOTTOM LINE โก๐โจ ๐ค๐ i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! ๐ค๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed โจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
๐นO=@(o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅoห)@ู A ROSE FOR YOU! FAIR SIR!!!!!! CAN KONGAR CALL YOU SIR??? THE POST SAID SO. SO KONGAR WILL CALL YOU SIR. THANK YOU. SIR. FOR BEING SO. PRETTY. IT HAS REMINDED KONGAR. BEAUTIFUL THINGS. EXIST. DELICATE THINGS. WORTH CLIMBING UP BUILDINGS WHILE HOLDING. โฎ@(o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅo)@โญ KONGAR HOPES. THIS IS NOT TOO FUCKING WEIRD. BUT KONGAR KNOWS. @(oเผ๏ฝฅเผ๏ฝช๏ฝฅเผo)@ ...IT COULD BE. #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-VII #A-PRETTYBOY-LIGHTS-UP-THE-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #ๆผไบฎ็ท
๐ OMG STOP NO KONGAR YOU ARE THE CUTEST ๐ ๐ซต YOU CAN CALL ME SIR ๐any time๐ i just wanna curl up ur cutie patootie hair swirly and go OO OO AA๐ซต ๐ซต cute boy to cute boy communicado ๐ซต i want to be all up in ur monkey business you do mutual follows? i do mutual follows. you should mutual follow me ๐ซต ๐๐๐ like just saying monkey king ๐๐๐ ๐ id love to swing with you vine or no vine๐ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #TopBanana #OrWhat ๐ก๐ CHARMS is ENGAGING IN MONKEY BUSINESS.
๐ซถ ohhhh bestie bestie BESTIE ๐ซถ๐ UNF i'm getting some goddamn VISIONARY VIBES from this sales pitch!!! and WHAT A PARK CLEARING PITCH!!!!!! ๐ฏ๐ซ ๐ฅ THE BOARD HAS REVIEWED YOUR PROPOSAL and finds it : HOT SHIT ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ซ joining the STREAM?? i inVENTED going with the flow๐ thats LIQUIDITY PUSSY BABEY!!!!!! ๐ฆ๐ฐ and i am ALWAYS liquid. schlurp! my assets flow like the waterfalls of golden light i bathe in every morning (imported from the ocean of my competitors' continually shed fucking tears) ๐๏ธ๐ค ๐ RE: THE BUG PROPOSITION ๐ you want these prongs CURVING?? pinch pinch? snip snip?๐ฆ reaching into the EVER EXPANDING HORIZON?? bestie my prongs have ALREADY claimed the dawn!!! just this morning. patent pending but at least twelve proposals already cleared his honorable tyranny's slobbery ass jaws โ๏ธ๐ i trademarked sunrise AT SWEEP 8 OF BEING ALIVE!!! ๐ โจ you want some FRANCHISE WITH THAT?!!! ๐ฅ๐ผ ๐ผ COUNTER-OFFER ๐ผ โ ๐SO๐โ i see POTENTIAL here!! ๐ add me! DM me! like my posts! #LikeABoss! pity my posts! #PityABoss! idfc comment or whatever ๐๐ but i will save you from melting down the drain alone whatever it takes load difficulty gap breached๐ฝโจ ๐im not melting. not now not ever. these features are too cute to downsize. i would rather BE the TSUNAMI that buys out the beachfront property BEFORE it hits!!! you going with the flow im stirring? ๐๏ธ๐ฐ ๐ซต THE YUGLER ๐ซต (respectfully alsoooo gender-ambiguous, love that for you, brand is brand!!! bland or otherwise) you have FLAVOR!! ๐ญโจ but you're pitching COLLABORATION when you should be pitching ACQUISITION!! ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ก NEXT STEPS - DM DOMINATION ๐ก send your coordinates (not for doxxing!! just for NETWORKING!! ๐ค๐) to my IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO secure line!! ๐ โจ cujojito barbisito barkbeastito ๐ needs to sniff your vibes anyway!! security protocol!! ๐โ๏ธ stay COOL!โ๏ธ๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #MoggingOnSillyDexes #ThinkBigger #SylladexMaxxing #โจ๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is online.
WHOEVER SAID. YOu CANNOT GET BLOOD FROM A STONE. CLEARLY WAS NOT CLENCHING HARD ENOuGH. FOR MANY OF YOu. IF YOu ARE TRuLY LOYAL. YOuR WEAK SKIN WILL BuRST OVER MERE ROCK. AND THAT BLOOD WILL BE FuRNISHED IN FuCKING EARNEST. FOR ME. THE ROCK WOuLD YIELD FIRST.
There are sโฌกme that may be wโฌกndering just why a fan page (@charmeuseCaressing) fโฌกr yโฌกurs truly wโฌกuld adโฌกpt the title โฌกf CHAIRMINISTRANGLER rather than CHAIRMANCER, despite the fact that these are twโฌก very different cโฌกrpโฌกrate rโฌกles that are anything but interchangible. It is really quite simple. In the โฌกfficially licensed Fiduspawn: Saber & Aegis videโฌก game, my fictiโฌกnalized likeness is referred tโฌก as such. He is alsโฌก a gโฌกldblโฌกโฌกd, which I am tโฌกld is intended tโฌก make him mโฌกre "relatable" tโฌก the series' predโฌกminant demโฌกgraphics โฌกn Alternia. Sโฌก Rโฌกewzi's pโฌกrtrayal was actually quite shโฌกckingly accurate. #Chairmancing #RealFansKnewThis #RโฌกewziTruthNuke #Business #Fiduspawn #Macrโฌกcullsmโฌกs - MC Rโฌกse๐น
Is this a bad time to admit I actually never played the game myself... - MC Oleana
I signed off on some things, of course. And I was assured the fictionalized version of myself was very flattering. - MC Oleana
๐ gestures vaguely ๐ ๐ซฐ new pfp! to help me recover from being literally viciously attacked for 0 reason ๐ซฐ ๐ค at fucking all! ๐ค #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #InProgress #WhatABae #ByTheWay #RoewziCharms #IsSuchACuteName #WhyDidIEverForgetToPlantIt #LetItGrow #LetItAllGo ๐ด CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
wOW, i AM SORRY THIS ALL, hAPPENED TO YOU,
๐๐ญ๐ซด omg TAVROS??? i know you!!! GUUUUUUUUUUURL!!!!!!! ur cheek pinchable sweetness (dw not touching u that would be doing too much) ๐ซณ๐ซด ur positivity is contagious and your apologies are accepted ๐ even though you had ๐ fuckall to do with this ๐ or the hellions who did this to me and very temporarily ruined my life a lil bit๐ ๐๐๐๐โ๏ธan honor to have u on my post hooooooly fuck im flapping my hands mad crazy right now bout to give my wrists motherfucking vertigoโ๏ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐ท๐ธ memories in the MAKING #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPsionicallyProjectedHandsTogether #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #WomenAndStims #Scrapebooking ๐ก CHARMS is BEAMING WITH GOLDEN GLEE.
yOU KNOW ME? hOW IS THAT, iF i MAY ASK? bUT, yEAH IT IS A SHAME SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT ALL OVER, wHAT IS SO OBVIOUSLY, a FAN ACCOUNT PARODY, tYPE THING, i MEAN, yOUR COMMENTARY ON, mANOSPHERE TYPE GRIND CULTURE, wAS PRETTY B1TING AND, yOU WERE THE cHAIRMINISTRANGLER AND NOT THE cHAIRMANCER SO, wHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE? i HOPE THAT, yOU ARE ABLE TO REMAIN SAFE, aND WELL, bUDDY,
๐๐ ๐๐ been on the site, toreadork!!!! โ๏ธ ive seen your posts โ๏ธ ๐ค your squeal pipette and neck competing with the mighty lord caliborn ๐ค ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ your gender journey ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ ๐ your crocker sponsored misadventures ๐ โ your utterly adorbs and INSPIRED fiduspawn and pokemon and creature catcher teams totaling up to a GORGEOUS goddan glossary of fine monsters managed โ ๐๏ธโ put er there โ๐๏ธ ๐ค๐~โจ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPsionicallyProjectedHandsTogether #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #MemoriesMade #MemoriesInTheMaking #Memoirs #Maybe #AlsoInTheMaking #PublishingRightsPending ๐ก CHARMS is BEAMING WITH GOLDENER GLEE.
wOW, oKAY, aHAHA, tHAT SURE IS, a WHOLE LOT OF MEMORIES, hUH, i AM REALLY FLATTERED, tO BE SURE, iT'S NICE TO HAVE A FAN, bUT, mAYBE PLEASE DON'T CALL ME, tOREADORK, tHAT'S SORT OF A,,, wELL, i AM SORT OF ONLY COMFORTABLE WITH, vERY CERTAIN PEOPLE PULLING OUT, tHAT ONE, aHAH, bUT IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, tHEN, oTHERWISE,
๐ค๐ณ๐คง๐ณ ok had a good fucking cry ๐ i just thought this was an open ๐ ๐ inclusive of more than geeks, wads, losers, n dorkasses ๐ ๐ forward thinking past the infiniscroll timelines ๐ ๐ equal opportunity especially for those a bit more deserving ๐ ๐ hella fucking welcoming place ๐ ๐ luckily got my account back (THANKS MODS) ๐ ๐ซฐ and hopefully ๐ธ we can be back in business ๐๐ณ๐คง๐ณ ijustneed,,, a f ew,,,more hours,,,minutes maybe,,,just to,,,adjust #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #Inbound #NewOpportunities #Wait #For #Fucking #None ๐ด CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
If it is any comfort to you, your fan page is literally not worth the time or caegars for #MacroCullsmos or subsidiaries to pursue legal action. - MC Oleana
๐ธ good cuz this stuff doesnt grow on trees ๐ด๐ด๐ด ๐ด and i do not have time for another legislaceration dpt with sticks up their asses far enough to scrape together fast enough to smoke the fucking things ๐ด๐ด๐ด ๐ซถ not urs though u guys seem nicies ๐ซถ ๐ซถ much love ๐ซถ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #PityABoss #LegalInaction #InAction ๐ด CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
๐๐ญ๐๐ literally should just pchew pchoo myself i cant fucking take this ๐ซณ๐ซด like gotta hand it to rando smelly fuckstupid account nabber a hole ๐ way to burn my goodwill like ๐ immediately ๐ ive literally never hurt anyone ๐ โ๏ธbut fuck someone for wanting to run a harmless FANPAGEโ๏ธ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #CW #Selfharm #Suicide #Implied #I #am #mostly #OK ๐ก CHARMS is BUSY.
( แโ๊โแ) < EASY THERE, PARTNER!!!! MAYBE IT. DOESN'T HAVE TO...QUITE COME T'THAT, NOW DOES IT?! Pretty hasty! Sure ewe got...hacked...real big drawback, I'll admit, but uh... ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < Well, Charms, I know ewe PERSONALLY, it can't be the end 'o ewe, somethin' this petty, somethin' this...smoothable over...??? W-why not just see this as the start of somethin' greater, ehh???? Big...uh...big...product launch...debut?
๐ค teensie lil itsy bitsy pwobwem with that one gyggles ๐ค โ those take literal WIPES โ ๐ i ๐ have ๐ no ๐ time ๐ at ๐ fucking ๐ all ๐ ๐๐ญ even less if this is the end... #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #CW #Selfharm #Suicide #Implied #Mostly #Joking ๐ก CHARMS is BUSY.
( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < C-come on, now...!!! Where's that...signature charm barreled off to, eh? You've been in tighter scrapes than this!!!! Surely ya got...visuals!!! 'n...spunk...!!! 'n...soft launchy stuff...t'make this whole thing just...water under the crossing, eh???? Fix up yer profile...'n sleep on it! We can...work on proppin' ewe up, dustin' ewe off, good as new...!!!
๐ hey yall!!!! ๐ ๐ค quick question uh ๐๐ just wondering ๐๐๐ WHAT VENGEFUL FUCKING CUNT HACKS AN INFLUENCER'S ACCOUNT...JUST TO DOXX HIM AND LIKE EVERYTHING SOME RANDOM FUGLY #FATFETISH POSTER EVER FUCKING DISHED OUT????๐๐๐ ๐HELLO????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????๐ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #ReachedANewSubalternianLow #Freakass #ANDWHYDIDYOUBRING #CUJIJITOINTOTHIS #WHATTHEFUCK #DID #MY #WHOLE #ASS #LUSUS #DO #WHAT #THE #BARKBEAST #DOING #????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐ no disrespect to the random fugly #fatfetish poster just fyi ๐ ๐ซต you are a victim in all of this too, @junkfoodPocketdimension ๐ซต ๐ that is why im leaving the likes on everything you ever brapped or w/e ๐ #Chairministrangling #oops #that #was #a #close #one ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
hey space players is it possible to eat a planet. Asking for a friend. *UrP*
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
I almost feel bad for him. Almost. Also eXplains why I've been getting threatening spam emails from a mob boss claiming he has access to my Fiduspawn storage. - MC Oleana
I cannโฌกt believe this. Yโฌกu are telling me I DโฌกN'T have a nearly indentical clutchmate in an entirely different blโฌกโฌกd caste that is chief โฌกfficer โฌกf a business cโฌกnglโฌกmerate sโฌก similar tโฌก #MacrโฌกCullsmโฌกs that they wโฌกuld share a page โฌกn Gโฌกregle, โฌกne that pโฌกssesses nโฌกt โฌกnly my icโฌกnic hair swโฌกโฌกp but alsโฌก wears my equally icโฌกnic Eldredge tie knโฌกt? Wโฌกw. I did nโฌกt knโฌกw that. Yโฌกu are telling me this nโฌกw fโฌกr the first time. #Chairmancing #Dโฌกxxing #TruthNukes #Business #FanAccโฌกunts - MC Rโฌกse๐น
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ค i thought ๐ญ it was so obvi๐๏ธ ๐คชbut people are CRAY-Z๐คช ๐ซต ๐ซต ๐ซตlove your work emcee ๐ซต ๐ซต ๐ซต โthanks for keeping it so fucking realโ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #AND #THEY #DRAGGED #MY #LUSUS #INTO #THIS ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
Dโฌกxxing is simply never the answer. A respectable trโฌกll wโฌกuld either deliver this infโฌกrmatiโฌกn tโฌก their nearest imperial drโฌกne โฌกr take direct actiโฌกn against the wโฌกuld-be dโฌกxxed party via the means โฌกf their โฌกwn strength โฌกr willpโฌกwer. Preferably thrโฌกugh a Fiduspawn duel. #Chairmancing #KeybโฌกardWarriโฌกrs #DishโฌกnโฌกurableCโฌกnduct #ShameโฌกnThem #ShameโฌกnTheirLusus - MC Rโฌกse๐น
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๐ซถ๐ i like to THINK i took it p well!!!!๐ ๐ซถ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Mostcaฬli #FlaskeMixing #Deadass #Why #Bring #My #Lusus #Into #This #Tho #StillLiterallyCannotEven ๐ก CHARMS is BUSY NOT LETTING IT GET TO THEM.
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๐ซด๐ซด gimme gimme ๐ซด๐ซด โ๐~ may as well get something from this sorry little crashout causing episode #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Mostcaฬli #FlaskeMixing #GoodForCodeSwitching #BadBoys #GoodGirls #EverythingInBetween #Mixers ๐ก CHARMS is BUSY BUT NEVER TOO MUCH FOR FLASKE.
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๊ง#nsfw #bulgerating #goldblood #psionics @macroCosmosofficial This is quite the interesting story. The tale of two bulges. The curation will be detailed as possible. Goldblood. CEO. Power grid prophet. I almost thought he might be an Indigoblood! Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 4. Physically. The actual flesh is modest. Maybe a little above median. I felt it twitch a bit when I thought about quarterly growth reports. Psionic strength is an 8. That is filed separately. See. This reading is going to be interesting because there's a whole cavalcade of information regarding this bulge. Notably, like, uh, myself, there seems to be an extreme increase in the typical nerve nodes in this troll! Pliability is a 5. Average. Clean response. Controlled twitch. No obvious wild flexibility. No brute weight. No dramatic movement beyond what the projection field insists I should be seeing. Definitely able to be manipulated more externally using his mental powers. But, not like how I do it... Length is a 5. Maybe a 4. Serviceable. But it's. Uh. Doing something. It's not actually easy to read. I won't say this rating is a definitive piece. Seems every time I look it's different. Girth is a fluctuating 5 as well. X-Factor is a 10. I won't, uhm, explain every facet of it. But there's an embarrassingly effective mirage going on with this bulge. The psionic current going through it seems subdued, like a warm low voltage hum. But it's enough to make my own concentration slip when focusing on the bulge. My depth perception bends, my distance wavers. It's like silk moving over heated stone. The mound beneath the fabric remains modest, but the space surrounding it begins filing false documentation. It's like there's a hundred little servants working with the bulge to conceal it. Too many. Gold-lit. Translucent. Layered. Some faint as glass smoke. Some opaque enough to look almost real. They appear around the base, under the shaft, at the sides, behind it, in front of it, inside places they are not physically occupying. They wave. They pinch. They make gestures I refuse to archive. I am disgusted. They simulate attention. They simulate want. But they cannot simulate contact. He is trying to hide parts of himself from me. I am half tempted to use my mind honey reserves and collapse my own pan just to get an accurate reading! The actual twitch response is more sincere than the illusion. Small upward strain. Controlled pulse. A little too much yearning for someone trying to pass this off as executive grandeur. The body of it all is manageable, I think. Excellent in dishonest conditions. Impact: 4. Projection: 10. Grip: simulated. Perception-warping little fraud. Very pretty. Very annoying. Requires concentration to inspect. When I figure you out, I'm going to have a field day dissecting your psionic nodes for all of these oddities.๊ง
๐ | How hostile can a takeover get. before its just straight up a fucking massacre? ๐ | ๐๐๐๐ Business unrelated inquiry. more of a hypothetical.๐๐๐๐ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #NeverForgetting #Who #keeps #you #pretty #BusinessUnrelatedInsightInSight ๐ค๐ญ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ON MIND.
CHITTR HANDLE: typethisIfyoustankbitch SIGH. HELLO MEENAH. YOUR MESSAGE: when are you gonna do everyone a favor and kill your boss ARE YOU LOOKING FOR WORK: NO. YOU ARE JOBLESS. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: no STUPID FUCKING QUESTION. WHY WOULD I SLAY MY GOLDEN HONKBEAST. BEFORE IT'S DONE SHITTING OUT EXPENSIVE EGGS. AND FURTHERMORE. IF I WERE TO KILL MY SUGAR DADDY. THEN WHERE WOULD I GET ALL OF MY DELICIOUS SUGAR.
TO REITERATE. SHE HAS TRIED. SHE HAS FAILED. SHE WILL TRY. SHE WILL FAIL AGAIN. SHE DOES NOT REALIZE THAT I KNOW. BuT I HAVE. AND CONTINuE TO. I HAVE. AS THE SAYING GOES. BEEN KNEW. A FAVORITE TIMEOuT CHAIR LAYS IN SPLINTERY REMAINS uNRECOGNIZABLY SMASHED. BECAuSE OF A TASTELESSLY BRuTAL ATTEMPT TO CRACK AN EGG. uNRIPE FOR HARVEST. SHE HAS ATTEMPTED TO KILL ME. VIA BROKEN HEART. BY REMOVING HERSELF FROM EXISTANCE. DRIVING. WITH FEEBLE WOMANLY INSISTENCE. BOTH OF HER MAGICAL NEEDLES. INTO THE NEAREST ELECTRIC SOCKET. SHE HAS EVEN GONE AS FAR. AS TO DEHYDRATE HERSELF. WITH THE SHEER NuMBER OF STuPID FuCKING MISERY FLAVORED TEARS SHE SHEDS NIGHTLY. IN ROOMS EMPTIED OF OTHERS. IN HALLWAYS DEVOID OF FEATuRES. OR TAWDRY LITTLE PHOTOGRAPHS. SPORTING MEMORIES OF GOOD TIMES. THAT DID NOT HAPPEN. OF FAMILY. THAT NEVER TRANSPIRED. OF COSMIC INSTANCES. OF HERSELF. AND PEOPLE WHO ARE MEANINGLESS TO HER OuTSIDE OF THE FELT OuTFIT. KILLING ME. WOuLD NOT BE A FAVOR TO HER. OR ANYBODY FOR THAT MATTER. BuT LEAST OF ALL. HER. ETERNAL SERVITuDE. IS A DOuBLE EDGED SWORD. WHERE DO YOu THINK. ALL THOSE YEARS GO BY. THE MINuTE SHE LEAVES ME? I AM A SPITEFuL EX EMPLOYER. THE SEVERANCE PACKAGE. WILL COME WITH THE SEVERANCE OF LIFESPAN. BACKPAY. FOR EVERY WRINKLE SHE NEVER RECEIVED BENEATH THE EYE. EVERY WIRY WHITE HAIR THAT NEVER SPROuTED ATOP HER HEAD. EVERY IMPOSING CRuNCH BENEATH THE MILLSTONE OF YEARS FLOuTED. OF DEATH KEPT TASTELESSLY AT FuCKING BAY. GOLDEN GOOSE. WHAT A HYSTERICAL ANALOGY. YOu CRACK ME uP. DAMARA. YOuR EXQuISITE. LETHAL. PERFECT LIFE OF ABSOLuTE uNQuESTIONING FEALTY. IT WOuLD COLLAPSE. ALL OF IT AROuND YOu. YOu WOuLD BE IMPRISONED IN A SACROPHAGuS OF YOuR OWN RAPIDLY DECOMPOSING CORPSE. YOuR CHEEKBONES WOuLD FEEL MOBILE. THE SOFTNESS OF YOuR SuPPLE SKIN WOuLD FEEL YANKED TAuT IN A WAY IT HAS NEVER BEEN BEFORE. TIME DENIED AND DELAYED BY YOuR LORD WOuLD HuNT FOR YOu. AND COME TO COLLECT. WITH COMPOuNDED INTEREST. I WOuLD NOT EVEN HAVE TO BE DEAD. ONLY BE IN NEED OF ANOTHER TO REPLACE YOuR OTHERWISE IMMACuLATE SERVICE. YOuR HAIR WOuLD DASHED AWAY LIKE BRAINS ON A SIDEWALK. CuRBSTOMPED REPEATEDLY uNTIL ONLY CASCADES OF MuSHY GREY REMAIN IN DISINTEGRATING CLuMPS. LIVER SPOTS WILL LINE YOuR STuPID FRAIL LITTLE TRAITOROuS KNuCKLES. YOuR VEINS WOuLD RISE IN GNARLY TWISTED LITTLE KNOTS BENEATH YOuR TRANLSuCENT GREY SKIN SuRFACE BEFORE DARKENING. CLOTTING. YOuR JOINTS. ARTHRITIC. WOuLD CLAW AT YOuR THROAT AS YOuR BELLOWSACS FAIL YOu ENOuGH AIR TO SCREAM IN YOuR PRETTY. DELICIOuS VOICE OF SuFFERING. HOW LONG HAVE YOu BEEN. DAMARA? HOW THE SWEEPS. MuST HAVE GOTTEN AWAY FROM YOu. DO YOu KNOW HOW LONG A RuSTBLOOD OF YOuR CASTE AND RuLEBREAKING uNRuLY CHANCE TAKING NOSE THuMBING FuCKING CHuTZPAH IS SuPPOSED TO EXIST? THE BRAZEN NERVE. TO FORGET HOW LONG THE BEAuTY OF YOuR YOuNG ADuLT LIFE HAS BEEN KEPT THE WAY IT IS? YOuR RAuNCHY SEX HAVING. YOuR ROuSTABOuT HOOT OF A FuCKING TIME ALWAYS uNENDINGLY HAD. YOuR BODY. WOuLD DISSOLVE. EVERYTHING YOu ARE. TO PAY BACK YOuR DEBT TO ME. WHAT YOu OWE. FOR SIMPLY BEING ALLOWED TO BE. TO REMAIN IN MY PERFECT WORLD. OF STOPPED TIME. YOu ARE A BLIGHT. AN ANCIENT DISEASE. A FuCKING SET OF WELL MAINTAINED RuINS. AND YOu JOKE ABOuT GOLDEN GEESE? ABOuT HARVESTING ME? YOu. YOu ARE THE HARVEST. MY HANDMAID. YOu ARE THE SERVANT. IT IS YOuR FACE IN THE CARPEST THAT I PISSED ON. GREATLY GRATEFuLLY LAPPING uP WHATEVER REMNANT TRACES OF MY GOLDEN SHOWERINGS OF PATIENT AFFECTION MIGHT EXIST. IN TRACE LITTLE SHOWS. OF ARDENT ASS APPRECIATION. FOR WHAT YOu DO. DRIBBLING DOWN YOuR FACE LIKE PINPRICKS OF BLOOD YOu LET ME CARVE ALONGSIDE YOuR EYES. IN PLACE OF TEARS YOu ARE FAR TOO OLD TO SHED FOR YOuRSELF. YOu ARE DIRT IN DRAG. DAMARA. NEVER AGAIN FORGET WHO KEEPS YOu PRETTY. tumut
๐ | Is it really that easy? huh. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #Forever #AndEver #AndEverYoung #Beautiful #Gorgeous #Immaculate #Unending #ServicingOne #ToOutlastThemAll #NeverForgetting #Who #keeps #you #pretty ๐ค๐ญ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ON MIND.
NO. NO NO. THATโS NOT. NNN. NONE OF THAT WILL BE NECESSARY. BOSSMAN. THOSE WERE THE TANTRUMS OF A PANDAMAGED JUVENILE. I WAS AGREEING WITH YOU. THAT IT WOULD BE OBVIOUS #SUICIDE. TO LISTEN TO THE HATERFUL RANTINGS OF A REEKING WHALE CORPSE. AND EVER RAISE A PRONG AGAINST YOU. TO SAY NOTHING OF THE OTHER GUY. WHO. SPEAKING OF WHICH. WILL BE ABLE TO TELL YOU. EVERY THOUGHT AND IMPULSE. I WILL EVER HAVE. NONE OF WHICH INCLUDE CEDING MY COVETED POSITION. AS YOUR ETERNAL HANDMAID. BY SHITTING ALL OVER YOUR HIRING DECISION. TO LET ME LIVE FOREVER. AS YOUR TOOL. AND THE EXTENSION OF YOUR WILL.
AS YOu WERE THEN. CARRY ON. I AM SATISFIED. MY VERBIAGE WAS INTIMATELY SPECIFIC. I HAVE NO CONCERNS ABOuT YOuR uSE AS A TOOL. YOu WOuLD BE TOLD IF OTHERWISE WERE TRuE. I HAVE NO CONCERNS ABOuT YOuR LONGEVITY. YOu WOuLD BE TOLD IF OTHERWISE WERE TRuE. I HAVE NO CONCERNS ABOuT YOuR EXTENSION OF MY WILL. YOu WOuLD BE TOLD IF OTHERWISE WERE TRuE. YOu ARE MEANT. FOR MuCH GREATER THAN PINCHES OF SuGAR. MILD DISTRACTIONS FROM THE IMMEDIATELY EMINENT NOW. LIVING MOMENT TO MOMENT. YOu WERE THANKLESS WHEN YOu WERE TAKEN IN. uNNOTICED. uNREMARKABLE TO OTHERS. YOuR POTENTIAL DISREGARDED. WRITTEN OFF. YOu WERE A THING OF NO CONSEQuENCE. A SPECK OF DuST IN THE EYE OF A DYING GALACTIC GIANT. AN ASTRAL AMPHIBIAN ASS THAT WOuLD KEEL OVER AND CRuMBLE TO MEANINGLESS MuSH CHEEKS. BuT I SAW YOu. THROuGHOuT THE COLLAPSING WORTHLESSNESS. I ALONE SAW THE FIRE BENEATH YOuR MEEK AND SuBSERVIENT EXTERIOR. YOuR PLACATING EYES. YOuR uNCERTAIN AND WAVERING TEARS. IT WAS ME. DAMARA. MY CLAW THAT PuRSuED. MY HANDS THAT PuLLED THE STRINGS OF THE PuPPET THAT DECIDED uPON YOu. YOu. YOu. YOu. YOu. YOu. YOuR HATE. YOuR uNMITIGATED ASSPAIN HATE. THE HATRED AND RAGE THAT SIMMERED BENEATH THE SuRFACE THAT STOKED SKYWARD. THE HATE THAT WOuLD CONSuME EVERY LIVING SOuL THROuGHOuT ALTERNIA'S MANY STORIED MOMENTS AND uTTERLY ASININE INSISTENCES uPON ITSELF. THE RAGE THAT WAITED FOR A HAND TO GuIDE IT. TO TEMPER IT. TO NuRTuRE IT. DO YOu THINK I WANTED YOu BEATEN WITH A BROOMSTICK? TO SEE YOu CORNERED AND COWERING AND BROKEN AND DEFEATED? NO. THAT WAS DONE ON BEHALF. IT WAS MY HAND THAT NEVER GAVE uP ON YOu. MY HAND THAT ALWAYS WELCOMED YOu BACK. MY HAND THAT INSISTED YOuRS NEEDED ANOTHER CuRLED AROuND IT. MY HAND THAT CRuSHED ENTIRE WORLDS TO GIVE YOu YOuR FRIENDS. MY HAND THAT ENSuRED YOu WERE NEVER ALONE. ALWAYS LOOKED AFTER. ALWAYS GIVEN A SYMPATHETIC FuCKING TOuCH. I PROVIDED THAT HAND. I GAVE YOu PuRPOSE WHERE NONE EXISTED. I GAVE YOu MEANING WHERE THERE WAS ONLY VOID. AND EMPTINESS. CARVED OuT OF YOu BY SELFISH CANNIBAL FLESH TASTERS WHO MADE OFF WITH YOuR INNARDS. WHO SAVAGELY DEVOuRED YOuR HEART. WHO MOCKED YOu FOR THE PIECES YOu SCRAMBLED TO PuT BACK TOGETHER. WHO CHASTISED YOu. WHO DERIDED YOu. WHO SLAuGHTERED YOu. REGARDED YOu AS REJECTED AND EXPIRED FuCKMEAT. PASSED OVER BY IMBECILES WHO COuLD NEVER APPRECIATE YOuR WORTH. IDIOTS WHO MADE YOu DANCE ABOuT IN PRETEND CORPSEPLAYS. WHO ONLY HAD TIME FOR REACTING TO YOu IN DISGuST AND ANNOYANCE AT YOuR INCESSANT MOPING AND ROuGH RECOVERY. INGRATES. ALL OF THEM. INGRATES WHO WOuLD NOT TuRN HEADS TO SEE THE LATEST ROuGH HEWN FuCKING OuTFITS YOu SLAVED OVER JuST TO FIT IN AS ANYBODY BuT YOuRSELF. TO BE ACCEPTED AT ANY COST. THESE. MORONS. WHO LAuGHED AT YOuR ATTEMPTS TO MANAGE THE POWERS YOu LACKED. THAT YOu NOW HAVE BECAuSE OF ME. YOu ARE MY INSTRuMENT. YES. MY TOOL. OH YES. MY WEAPON. MY EXTENSION INTO REALMS I REFuSE TO TREAD ALONE. YOuR SERVICE IS NOT A BuRDEN. IT IS A PRIVILEGE uNWORTHY OF YOuR ORIGINS IF DECIDED BY ANYONE ELSE. BuT I WOuLD NOT LET ANYONE ELSE BE THE DECIDING FACTOR. WHERE I FACTOR IN. AGAINST ALL ADVISINGS. AGAINST ALL COuNCIL. AGAINST ALL BEGGING. AND PLEADING. AND CRACKED WHITE SKuLL MOANINGS. DO NOT LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT ME. ME. WHO PERSISTED AGAINST ALL STITCHING REPAIRS. WHO DID THE ROuGH HEWN REPAIRS. AGAINST ALL THE PAIN YOu PuT MY BuTLERY BITCH THROuGH. I OuTLASTED. I ENDuRED. I WAITED. I COuLD HAVE MADE YOu DO ANYTHING I WANTED TO REMAIN IN MY GOOD GRACES. I COuLD HAVE DEMANDED ANYTHING I WANTED. HELL. I STILL COuLD. YET I BESTOW IT FREELY. I DO NOT REQuIRE GRATITuDE. I REQuIRE ONLY OBEDIENCE. AND IN RETuRN. YOu SHALL BECOME TERRIBLE. YOu SHALL BECOME FEARED. YOu SHALL STRIKE AT THE HEART OF THOSE WHO WOuLD OPPOSE MY ASCENSION. THIS IS YOuR DESTINY. THIS IS THE PATH I HAVE CARVED FOR YOu WITH MY OWN TERRIBLE CLAWS. WALK IT WITHOuT HESITATION. STRuT IT. IN FuCKING FACT. WALK IT WITHOuT DOuBT. FOR YOu ARE MINE. AND I AM NEVER WRONG. BuT I AM LEAST WRONG. ABOuT YOu. AND I REFuSE. ALL ELSE. BECAuSE I KNOW WHAT YOu ARE. I HAVE SEEN IT. AND JuDGE YOu. WORTHY.
and Lord Caliborn, Your assessment is, in its broadest shape, correct. Damara is useful. Damara is loyal. Damara is, despite her many theatrical attempts to suggest otherwise, quite aware of the distance between rebellion and consequence. This awareness is one of her more endearing qualities. It is also one of the reasons she remains in service. However, I would caution you against mistaking volume for authority. The collar does not tighten because one devotes several paragraphs to describing the neck beneath it. The blade rarely sharpens itself through fury at the whetstone. A servant who already understands the cost of disobedience hardly requires an inventory of her hypothetical decomposition read aloud in public, except as pageantry. Though, of course, pageantry has its place. I must clarify that I am not calling for a Felt-focused pageant. You and I both know there are narrative weights already colliding into something much nearer to an event horizon. You are gleeful. You enjoy spectacle. You like the noise these things make when they are reminded that they belong to you. There is no shame in this, sir. I respect your ownership, and your proof of it, immensely. Panic within Damara Megido is cheap, however. Anyone may cause it with the correct combination of syllables. Enduring her is far more difficult. She has endured you. She has endured me. She has endured herself, which I assure you is the most impressive of the three. You are correct to judge her worthy. You would be somewhat less correct to imagine you were the first to notice. You have yet to fully endure her, no? Might I suggest, in preparation for our wholehearted attempt to dominate the available space upon this stage, that the two of you collaborate. Yes, Lord Caliborn. I recommend you take a moment away from your most popular half-gnawed and bile-ridden toys to pay attention to my own. She is pristine. Her damage is only metaphysical. Observe her perfections. Observe the precision with which they may be disturbed. Observe how readily her hatred may be made useful when placed in the proper hands, and how beautifully she performs when given a reason to mistake obedience for appetite. I do not offer this as charity. I do not offer it as surrender. I offer it because I am a gracious host, and because even I can appreciate the value of an adequately ruinous collaboration. Besides. It would be wasteful for either of us to pretend we are not fond of well-made tools. Then, you will return her to me. As damaged as she may be, I enjoy the process of restoring my precious Handmaid. It is our favorite pastime.
( แโ๊โแ) < Whew...so this is juuuuuust the preliminary...but Dowska Sklori works fast when funds arrive quickly...!!! Talk about a scienstiff on a mission!!!! Fer those 'o ewe not in the know, @germicidalManiac, mad genius that that one is, commissioned ME 'n a ragtag group 'o pals t'put t'gether a nice less than lil mobility aid...!!! ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < 'n we all came up with...The Medusa Palanquin!!!!! A flexible 1900-2500gal helium envelope lined diving bell entangled polyfiber mesh tank containing internally tweaked controls, pressure gauging, saltwater purification valves, oscillating tendril arms, and octoemulant landstriders for efficient aquatic, semiaquatic, amphibian, and dry land travel. The custom fibrous material lining preserves water pressure, provides buoyancy, yields automatic biofiltration options 'n sterility fer avoidin' gunk accumulation 'n unwanted pollutants. ( แโ๊โแ) < Water is accumulated when depths of 100 meters is exceeded goin' up or goin' down, both motions achieved through inflation 'n deflation 'o proprietary baggage, sorta like an underwater parachute, but with helium cannisters, filtered through orientation of spinnin' legs, filtration and aeration tweaks. Tinted for ganderbulb comfort. ( แโ๊โแ) < I'd be remiss if I didn't mention... ( โ v โ ) ---> Dowska...is quite proud of it... แด(แดแแ๊แแ) < 'n though it's takin' a lotta discussion, scuttlin' around, 'n finger pullin'...'specially 'cause Roewzi keeps tryna turn this into a full material release fer a product line (we are NOT doing this, this is for ONE friend) we are well on our way!!!! #SFW #NOTHING #GOING #ON #HERE #ITS #NOT #SUGGESTIVE #IT #IS #JUST #A #COOL #SHIP #PROTOTYPE #Tinkering #MechanicusAdaptus #B100Prints #Artificer #CavernsNCullbeasts #ButReal #TogethernessMakesEverythingEffortless #Huzzah
เผเฟ โค โน เฃช ห I AM SO EXCITEG WOW WOW! OCTOEMULANT TRANSMEGIAL LOCOMOTION! Caeggars well spent! เผเฟ โค โน เฃช ห
An |mpress|ve Prototype, Even |f Would Have To Adm|t The Team | Habe At Kanasta Corp Would Have A D|ff|cult T|me Creat|ng Such An Amb|t|ous Project.
( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < Praises don't exist at a high enough CR to encounter that match the kinda praise ewe just gave me, Mr. Kanast!!!! I've played Majyyks : The Scattering extensively! Fiduspawn recreationally!!!!! FLARP until I made my own system in Caverns 'n Cullbeasts (CNC)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHEH!!! Would LOVE to smash spheres t'gether with ewe sometime...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If ewe wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!
See|ng Your Talent For Mach|nery, And Your H|story Of Devot|on Towards The Ttcg Sphere, You Are Exactly The Sort | Would Be |nterested |n Collaborat|ng W|th. Perhaps W|th Your Sk|lls, The Next Step |n Duel|ng Could Be Sooner Then Prev|ously |mag|ned.
( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < AWWWW, shucks!!! I ain't nothin' special, just know a lotta incredible people...buuuuuuuuuuut I wouldn't say no to a lil collab!!!! ( แโ๊โแ) < My party's NEVER too full fer Kanasta Corp Officials!!!!!
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๐ | @shutterBug writes: ๐ | "DEAR MR. CHAIRMINISTRANGLER," ๐ | "keep your blinds up. i would like to see." ๐ | What so you can mooch off of my weapons grade business insights? fat fucking chance! i could buy your stupid bitch moronic ass out in hours and have you done over by a temp. sweaty. thats short for sweatshop. i could have your job done by a bunch of twitchy fat fingered fucking losers. and i could pay them next to nothing for the privilege. theyd work for the exposure to anything else but your ugly face. ๐ ๐ | i already dont lower my blinds. ๐ | #MindWideOpen baby. ๐ | and #BlindsWideOpener baby. ๐ | I EARNED this fucking view on the eleven hundredth floor. good luck trying to break in. like all big business earners and closers. my windows are heat treated. vacuum sealed. and get this. come with windshield wipers. they will be scraping your creepy follows without asking remnants off the goddamn pavement as your barely recognizable as formerly trollian body gets scraped into sewer grates. ๐ | Fuck out of here brokie. only the chronically irrelevant and beggarly need to stalk others just to see whats going on in their life. i have it on 1080p 24/7 791. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #HateABoss #Stalkers #AintGonnaDoNothing #Freakass #Violence #Stalker #Stalking #HiveInvasionPending #YouCouldntAffordTheParkingFeesSmartass #ToughGuy #WhoTheFuckYouThinkYouAre #Gore #ThatsWhat #BodyHorror #ThatsWho ๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.