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@charmeuseCaressing
Chairministrangler Roewzi Charms | Grind = Set ๐ 12 Sweeps exec experience ๐ Multi-brand entrepreneur, Luxury Lusus Dad (CHIHAAHAA!)๐ ๐ Pre-registered + Pre-Approved for success~! ๐NO HANDOUTS!๐
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN ๐๐โจ ๐ซถjust dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket๐ซถ ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ผ EXECUTIVE POSITIONING ๐ผ Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) ๐๐ฐ i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters ๐ฃโจ ๐ซต have YOU got a business idea? ๐ซต pitch it to me! ๐ซต let's MERGE! ๐ซต ๐ค BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX ๐ค ๐ซต BYOB (be your own boss)๐ซต ๐ caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! โจ ๐ hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) ๐ ๐ experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ท๏ธ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES ๐ท๏ธ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charmsโข | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch ๐ these ๐ hands ๐) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) ๐ผ | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! ๐โจ ๐พ BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION ๐พ meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! โจ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ๐ซต YOU ๐ซต YOU ARE ๐ซต GOOD PUBBYYYYYY ๐ซต MY CHIHAAHAA!!! ๐ซต ๐๐ MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! ๐ ). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!๐โจ ๐ HEADQUARTERS LOCATION ๐ Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans ๐๏ธโจ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! ๐๐ซ (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!๐ค๐) ๐ก ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY ๐ก they call it "stealing" i call it โจPARALLEL ECONOMICSโจ they say "diploma mill" i say โจALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALINGโจ they claim "no liquidity" i say โจINTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATIONโจ "unregistered"? bestie i'm โจPRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESSโจ "forgery"? that's just โจPENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATIONโจ "fraud"? i'm simply โจMANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLYโจ ๐ NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE ๐ running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these ๐๐๐๐ deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just โจDECENTRALIZINGโจ for the grind!! ๐ก๐ป ๐ข EXECUTIVE CODES ๐ข ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! ๐) โจ๐โก THE BOTTOM LINE โก๐โจ ๐ค๐ i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! ๐ค๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed โจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
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@gooldenGigabyte Kaikka ass badge
c< <:) yes please! <:P >c
Perhaps such an excellent creation as the me emoticon -> (08B deserves such a Badge...
(โงโฝโฆ): I'll Take ฮฆne ฮฆf T)(ฯse! :]
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B33 < *looks at mew pleadingly with my autistic eyes* B33 < (ใปฯใป)
.) Qh! I'd like this Qne if that's Qkay!! \(^ใฎ^)/ (AlsQ the indie music artist Qne tQQ, if, like, it's Qkay tQ request twQ at Qnce?) ))
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #doubledup
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>...A little late. I may be. But I. Would like this one!
๐๐โ๏ธomg hey bestiesssssssssssโ๏ธ๐๐ ๐คซdoes ANYBODY else remember hit alternian tv show THAT'S SO RAVENOUSโข????๐ซข ๐ค๐ซฐcaught a few reruns and my widdle poochisimo was HOWLING laughing!!!๐ซฐ๐ค #Chairministrangling #Relaxmaxxing #Flashy #CW-Flashing-Lights #Fast-GIF #Bright-Lights #NostalgiaPackage #MemoryLaneAcquired #NowChargingAllWhoPass #ThatSoRavenous #MemoryLaneMonday #WhoAlwaysRembers #HeadEmpty #BroadcastingBroadly #TVBroads ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ ~ATH do us part bbycakes... ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ #Chairministrangling #GoingViralBBY ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
II have been through the code, chiittr ii2 a viiru2.
๐คซ #Chairministrangling ๐ฑ CHARMS is ETERNITY IS A DISH BEST SERVED CUNTY AND COLD.
DID YOu KNOW. REALITY HAS A DEFINITIVE END? THE WORLD. YOuRS. MINE. AND ALL THE WORLDS SuRROuNDING. NONE OF THEM ARE HERE FOREVER. EVERY MARK YOu MAKE BEYOND MY OWN IS IMPERMANENT. IT SHOuLD BE FREEING. THE KNOWLEDGE THERE IS ONE FINAL CuRTAIN CALL. AN EXuENT ALL. THAT EVERYTHING. EXCEPT FOR ME. EVENTuALLY HEEDS. ALL CAFES WIPE THE COuNTERTOPS AND SHuT THEIR WINDOWS AND BLINDS. NOT REALIZING THEY ARE DOING SO. FOR ONE GRIM FINAL FuCKING TIME. ALL SYMBOLS uLTIMATELY BECOME MEANINGLESS MOLTEN MuLCH. THE FIRMANENT SHATTERS. THE BEGINNING. THE END. AND ALL THE SHITTY MID ASS MIDDLING MEDDLESOME MIDDLE PARTS. THEY ALL BLEND INTO A DESTRuCTIVE OMNICIDAL SMOOTHIE. BLENDED TO A SWEET FRAPPร DEVOuRED BY YOuRS TRuLY. IT WAS A QuIET. MAWKISHLY SENTIMENTAL WISH OF MY @handMaid TO SEE IT HAPPEN. A WISH. I WAS MORE THAN DELIGHTED TO OBLIGE. FOR YOu SEE. EVERY MISTAKE. YOu EVER MAKE. IS uLTIMATELY MEANINGLESS. EVERY SIN YOu COMMIT. IS NOT MET WITH SOME GRANDIOSE JuDGE. OR SPIRITuAL OVERSEER. THERE IS NO ALMIGHTY. THERE IS NO HIGHER POWER. THERE IS NO SECRET MEANING TO LIFE ITSELF. IT ALL ROTS. BuRNS. DECAYS. AND FADES AWAY. LEAVING ONLY ME. TO SWEEP uP THE PYRES. AND DANCE uPON THE ASHES. WITH MY CHOSEN FEW. THINK ON IT. THE NEXT TIME YOu START WONDERING. WHETHER YOu ARE A GOOD PERSON OR NOT. WHETHER THE RISK. OF OSTRASIZED MOCKERY. AND GLIB DERISION. IS WORTH NEVER DOING ANYTHING MEANINGFuL AT ALL. IF IT ALL GOES uP IN SMOKE ANYWAY. HOW COuLD YOu POSSIBLY FuCK uP WORSE THAN TOTAL ANNIHILATION? THINK LESS. DO MORE. YOuR LIFE. IS JuST ANOTHER MEANINGLESS BONFIRE CRACKLE. NOTHING REALLY MATTERS. AND THAT IS GREAT. WHAT A WONDERFuL BLISSFuL NIHILISM. SO BE SOMETHING MORE. EXPERIENCE THINGS GREATER. EXPERIENCE A LIFETIME. AND MAKE YOuRS COuNT. DuMBASS.
what an inspiring message for something tagged "omni(ide"
IT'S SO QUIET THERE. A SHAME WE HAD TO LEAVE. I'LL BE TAKING ALL MY BREAKS IN THE APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND. IF I EVER GET MY FUCKING NEEDLES BACK.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOON. 0u0
tHIS IS SO TRUE, aND ACTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
:o) Beautiful, inspiring words, my Lord. :o) When the final curtain draws :o) I will be happy to stand at your side.
GREAT. I'LL GRAB MY STUFF.
Your wish is my command.
โโฝ It's always a shock whenever he does that. #vaguepost โพโ
โโฝ It's happening again...!! โพโ
:o( HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
thatโs m7 gu7
(|:O never seen a mediation so epic!!
shit, wvait thats kinda hot.
๐๐๐ OMG IS THAT DAMARA GETTING ASSBLASTED??? HANG ON HONEY!!! ๐๐๐ ๐ซฃ๐ฒ๐ซฃ i dont know if i can WATCH bestie!!! what a pro lapse in judgement!!! like that washboard ass is gonna splinter like a yaoi paddle against glistening guy on guy thighs!!!!! ๐ซฃ๐ฒ๐ซฃ ๐ค๐ค๐ค ill just pass it onto my followers, theyre toooooooooootally made of tougher stuff and will probably be able to clip it for like forever ๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐๐๐ maybe even edit out the clown? like hes barely even hurt, whereas she can barely fucking stand, like, getting a bit rusty there, huh damz, like, damnz ๐๐๐ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #LikeADamz #DamzelInDistress #InDIDstress #BreakdownImminent #FeltManorBreakOutTheGrippySocks #MentalHealthEpisode #TuningIn #ToBingeTheSeason #IfDamara #IsLeadCrisisActor #WhatAPoorBitch #GettingYourAssBeat #ForAttention #VerySad #ManySuchHeadcases ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
JUST CHECKED MY PALMHUSK. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SEVERAL NIGHTS. DID YOU KNOW THAT I OWN YOU NOW. WOULD YOU LIKE TO REVISE YOUR POST IN LIGHT OF THIS BREAKING NEWS.
๐๐๐ hi huntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! you've reached the CHARMS GOLD STANDARD autoresponder. unfortunately (oh no!) we are heeeellla busy and swamped with work right now figuring out how best to make use of a recent acquisition... ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅขโจ the handmaid's wimpy little wands, now at a live auction bidding price of... [SEVEN] [MILLION with an M] caegar...! as you can understand...we are soooooo so so busy bestie...but if youre not damara your message is super important to us...please feel free to leave an @ and your nondamara name and number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can! ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ค๐ byeeeeeeeeeeee bestieeeeeeeeeeee ๐๐ค ๐ด CHARMS is OFFLINE.
@caligulasAquarium HOW MANY STRUTPOD PICS IS THIS WORTH TO YOU.
out a your rusty fuckin mind maybe kurloz can get you sorted or is he a highblood in name only noww
๐๐๐ hi huntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! you've reached the CHARMS GOLD STANDARD autoresponder. unfortunately (oh no!) we are heeeellla busy and swamped with work right now figuring out how best to make use of a recent acquisition... ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅขโจ the handmaid's wimpy little wands, now at a live auction bidding price of... [EIGHT POINT FIVE] [MILLION with an M] caegar...! as you can understand...we are soooooo so so busy bestie...but if youre not damara your message is super important to us...please feel free to leave an @ and your nondamara name and number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can! ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ค๐ byeeeeeeeeeeee bestieeeeeeeeeeee ๐๐ค ๐ด CHARMS is OFFLINE.
YOU KNOW. AS WELL AS I DO. THAT CRIME DOESN'T PAY. I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHY YOU WENT FULL YUPPIE GUPPY. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF IT ALL. TO BUY BOATS YOUR LOWER-TIER CONCUBINES?
๐โจ๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐ค๐ ass fat, lips real ๐๐ค๐ฐ ๐๐๐ purse full, big bills ๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐โจ bitch, i'm a big deal โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ legs, legs, face, eyes ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ thin waist, thick thighs ๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฐ you, me, you wish ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐โจ new phone, who this? โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค pussy puss, puss, give them cunt, cunt, cunt, bitch ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐ mama, yes, god, then you pop that tongue, bitch ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐โจ this whole club is my runway, run, bitch โจ๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ y'all five, four, three, twos, i'm a one, bitch ๐๐ค๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ girl, what did that girl just say, girl? ๐โจ๐ ๐๐๐ ooh, girl, i don't dance, i ๐ work ๐ (work) ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ค๐ i don't play, i โจ slay โจ (slay) ๐๐ค๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ i don't walk, i ๐ strut, strut, strut ๐ and then sashay (okay) โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ but i don't work for free (no) ๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ no, that's not the tea, hunty (no ma'am) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐โจ so make it rain on me (me) โจ๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค and i might let you see ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ what you gonna let them see? ๐๐๐ ๐ โจ๐ my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ nails, hair, hips, heels โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ head, shoulders, knees, toes ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ don't know these hoes ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ face, lips, eyes, nose ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ camera, click, we pose โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค beat mug, limp wrists ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ v.i.p list ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ wave, wave, blow a kiss ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค i'm that bitch, sis ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ left, right, left, right, left with a spin, bitch ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ where's my sash and crown? 'cause i win, bitch ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ i'm so fab, i'm gone with the wind, bitch ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ y'all six, seven, eight, nines, i'm a ten, bitch โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค girl, what did that girl just say, girl? ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ ooh, girl, i don't dance, i ๐ work ๐ (work) ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ i don't play, i โจ slay โจ (slay) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค i don't walk, i ๐ strut, strut, strut ๐ and then sashay (okay) ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ but i don't work for free (no) ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ no, that's not the tea, hunty (no ma'am) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ so make it rain on me (me) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ and i might let you see โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค what you gonna let them see? ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ my nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ nails, hair, hips, heels ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ nails, hair, hips, heels โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค nails, hair, hips, heels ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ okay dolls, y'all know what time it is, come on ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ everybody on the floor, everybody on the floor ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค now i want you to stretch out those arms, stretch out those legs ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ stretch out that wrist, stretch out that weave ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ i don't want to see you dance ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ i want to see you work, come on ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ drop for me, drop for me, drop โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค drop for me, drop for me, drop ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ drop for me, drop for me, drop ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ drop for me, drop for me, drop ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ pose for me, pose for me, pose โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค pose for me, pose for me, pose ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ pose for me, pose for me, pose ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ pose for me, pose for me, pose ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค now blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ blink for these, blink for these, hoes ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค say girl for me, girl for me, girl ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ say girl for me, girl for me, girl ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ say girl for me, girl for me, girl (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ say girl for me, girl for me, girl (yes honey!) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ now ๐ snap ๐ for me, snap for me, snap โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค snap for me, snap for me, snap ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ snap for me, snap for me, snap ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ snap for me, snap for me, snap (oh-ho-ho-ho, snap, crackle, pop, bitch) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค now ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ clap ๐ for me, clap for me, clap ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ give trade for me, trade for me, trade โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค trade for me, trade for me, trade ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ trade for me, trade for me, trade ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ trade for me, trade for me, trade ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค throw shade for me, shade for me, shade (oohhh) ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ shade for me, shade for me, shade (girl) ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ throw shade for me, shade for me, shade (i heard) ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ shade for me, shade for me, shade (she said) ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ now, fan for me, fan for me, fan โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค fan for me, fan for me, fan ๐ค๐๐ ๐โจ๐ fan for me, fan for me, fan ๐โจ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ fan for me, fan for me, fan ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐๐ค shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐ค๐๐ฅ ๐ โจ๐ shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐โจ๐ ๐๐ค๐ shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐๐ค๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam ๐๐๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐โจ that's all โจ๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐๐ค ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ๐ค๐๐ #Chairministrangling #Animation #WandUse #HandMadeInTheShade #Nails #Hair #Hips #Heels #Ass #Fat #Lips #Real #Purse #Full #Big #Bills #Bitch #Ima #Big #Deal #Legs #Legs #Face #Eyes #Thin #Waist #Thick #Thighs #You #me #you #wish #new #phone #who #this #lyricposting #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediATEaBoss #IDontPlayISlay #IDontWalkIStrutStrutStrutAndThenSashay #TradeForMe #TradeForMeTradeForMe #MakeItRainForMe #AndIMightLetYouSee ๐ข CHARMS is A BIG DEAL.
my head hurts
โโฝ Oh goodness! Congrats to you and your... promotion? โพโ
:o) As much as we are aligned :o) I am under direct orders from high up :o) To not rise to Roewzi's challenges. :o) I will be a Good Mime.
@taciturnTerror IF YOU KILL THIS YAPPING PISSING BARKBEAST DEAD. I WILL COME HIVE. UNFORTUNATELY. IT IS TRULY OUT OF MY PRONGS. TO DO IT ANY SOONER. BECAUSE SHE STILL HAS MY FUCKING NEEDLES!!!! DO NOT FALL FOR HER LIES!!!! OR HER TEMPTRESS WILES!!!! REMEMBER YOUR NIGHT ONES!!!! @0แ0@
WILL YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING. OK.
๐ฒ๐ฉโฐ๏ธ๐ซด๐ฒPASSIVE PERCEPTION OF ONE???? GET IN HERE! COME [1] COME [20] ALL!!! OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE ONE FOR THE HISTORY CHECKS (INTELLIGENCE)!!! I WISH I HAD THE HIT DICE TO TANK THIS CRITICAL-MASS-CAVERN-COLLAPSING CAMPAIGN UNINTERRUPTED!!! but alas, ๐ฒ๐ฉโฐ๏ธ๐ซด๐ฒ ๐๐ฒโฐ๐ looks like my hair isnt the only thing twirling today, bestiesssss๐๐ฒโฐ๐๐ โจ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐จ menacing ddddddddddddddddiCE RATTLE!!!!!!!โจ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ ๐ค๐ค๐ค behold the boy. er. THE boy. the myth. the maternal bond that defies even death. #RIPLEAFSHEEPMA. you would be prou of Gygaax. your very own grid-mapping, grind-governing, polyquandary-preferring calamitous cavern cartographer...THE MAMASBOY OF THE SWEEP!!!!!! @tautologicalTechnique!!!! tautological...taught a logical...taught a logical technique...OH I LOVE PUNS!!!! YIPPEE! SO FUN AND INTERESTING! moving on,๐ค๐ค๐ค โฐ๏ธ๐ฒ๐โ HE'S NO ORDINARY CAVERN MASTER. HE'S A MANAGER OF MULTIPLICIOUS MATRIARCHAL MATRIMONIES. HE'S NOT JUST A BHILDR. HE'S A BOUNTIFUL BEHOLDER OF BOUNDLESS BLOODLINE BOUNTY. GOT AN ANCESTOR? THIS GUY HAS PROBABLY HEARD OF THE MYTHICAL HOT MESS!!! HE'S NOT JUST INVENTOR. HE'S AN ILLUMINATED ILLUSTRATOR OF INFINITE INTIMACY INTERFACING INTERCONNECTED INTERESTS INWARDLY INVITED TO TOPPLE THE TABLETOPPLING TABLE!!!! HE IS A WALKING CAMPAIGN SETTING OF CALCULATED COMPASSION INDUCING CHAOTIC CHARM WHO SOMEHOW REMAINS PALADIN-ALIGNED (AND NEVER OATHBREAKER) THROUGH THE POWER OF UNASSAILABLE MATERNAL MAGNITUDE ALONE!!!!! WHO NEEDS QUADRANT LIMITS WHEN YOU'RE A TROLL LIKE HE??SERIOUSLY??????????? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A GUY WHO ROLLS FOR TAKING THE INITIATIVE!โโฐ๏ธ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ซก๐ introducing: ๐๐ซก๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ THE MAMASBOY BEHOLDER๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ GYGAAX BHILDR (ughhh roll to slaaaaaaaay) ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ฒ๐there are no words to do it justice...FYI??? that hair clip??? it is hiding something...and that something? is talent. pure unbridled legendarily attuned. talent. and let me tell you. in the hours i have taken to know him. nothing could have prepared me to attune to legendary and/or mythological artifacts (ancestral weapons, gamblignants, supercharged jujus belonging to former handmaids) better than THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!! GYGAAAAX!!!! SO GREAT!!!!! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ฒ๐ ๐ซฑ๐ฒ CHARMS is NEXT IN TURN ORDER. AFTER GYGAAX BHILDR.
( แโ๊โแ) < E-eheh??!?!? I-I don't know what t'say...!!! I-it was a real...easy attunement process, w-wands are LITERALLY starting equipment...!!! H-honestly, ewe probably coulda figured it out all on yer lonesome, tinkerin' about all curious-like!!! ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < G-glad...I could uh...inspire such a...such a wild and...provocatively flamboyant, er, response, Charms, never a dull moment, eheh...!!!! ( แโ๊โแ) < L-let me know if ya need any more pointers...fer those...chopsticks, ya called 'em...??? Jujus like that are real rare, 'n I'd love t'take a closer look at 'em sometime for uh...realism!!! In Caverns 'n Cullbeasts Exotic and Legendary tables...j-just fer a quick few ganders 'n peaks...!!!
YOU HAVE MARKED YOURSELF FOR DEATH. #OMAEWAMOUSHINDEIRU.
( แโ๊โแ) < Oh! Is that. Is that s'pposed t'be a bad thing? Sorry, I uh...I've still got three Death Saving Throws t'make. 'n all my Spellslots...!!! ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < Ewe had a long day, or so I've heard...maybe uh...maybe you ought t'take a nice Long Rest, or several? ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < #OmaeWaShindeiHowDoYouDo
DON'T WORRY. I'M JUST A USELESS. PISS-WEAK. RUSTBLOOD LAMB. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. YET. BUT I WILL REMEMBER THIS. AND YOU WILL BE MADE TO PAY. AND YOUR LITTLE BARKBEAST TOO.
(แoฬ๊ 0ฬแ); เงกเฆเฆเงกเฆเฆ <> <> <> <> I mean...if yer threatenin' me or my friends...or their...lusii? I don't mind settlin' things while yer underleveled...that'd be on you, girlie. ( แโ๊โแ) < ...But I'd really prefer not to...? I ain't got no ill will with ewe! Roewzi asked me fer a helpin' frond, and as a friend, I was right happy to. I'd have done th'same if ewe asked me fer a solid. ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < Granted. Before you started shakin' yer fist at the sky swearin' vengeance...sheesh!
KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING DIAMONDS TO YOURSELF. CONCILIAWHORE.
(แoฬ๊ 0ฬแ); เงกเฆเฆเงกเฆเฆ <3< <3< <3< 'n ewe, quit litterin' if ewe don't want people unlockin' th'secrets of yer magic stickin' points...!!!! How hard would it have been t'pluck th'lil used syringes outta yer ass-beaten nemesister? ( แโ๊โแ) < Everyone knows ya loot the drops after ya beat the BBEG!!!!
Nโฌกw THAT'S what I call upward mโฌกmentum! Yโฌกu miss 100% โฌกf the prโฌกmโฌกtiโฌกns yโฌกu dโฌกn't steal frโฌกm โฌกther interested parties while they aren't lโฌกโฌกking, by fโฌกrce if necessary. #Yasking #Flayyy #Welโฌกvetโฌกseeit #Chairmancing #Lurkedinpโฌกsting #Business #War #Philโฌกsโฌกphy #Wโฌกrkplacerivalry - MC Rโฌกse๐น
๐ซฐ๐ซต๐ซถi am so keeping the title, i dont give a fuck๐ซถ๐ซฐ๐ซต ๐ซธ๐ ๐๐ซทyou can (try to) have it when its up for renewal in a fiscal sweep๐ซท๐ ๐๐ซธ #Chairministrangling #CopyBirthrite #GettingRustyWithAge #YouWillHaveToGetUpMuchEarlier #IfYouWantCharmsOfYourOwn ๐ด CHARMS is DO NOT DISTURBED.
Nโฌกw THAT'S what I call upward mโฌกmentum! Yโฌกu miss 100% โฌกf the prโฌกmโฌกtiโฌกns yโฌกu dโฌกn't steal frโฌกm โฌกther interested parties while they aren't lโฌกโฌกking, by fโฌกrce if necessary. #Yasking #Flayyy #Welโฌกvetโฌกseeit #Chairmancing #Lurkedinpโฌกsting #Business #War #Philโฌกsโฌกphy #Wโฌกrkplacerivalry - MC Rโฌกse๐น
๐ฅน๐ซฐ๐คomg im literally crying,,,,,yy,,,y o u were at my side all along,,,my guiding mentor light๐ค๐ซฐ๐ฅน ๐ซถ๐ซถso fucking true bestie, i knew i was right to idolize and idol eyes you, snffffff๐ซฐ๐ซฐ #Chairministrangling #YasFlayyyy #ChairmancersGetShitDone #BusinessManaged #HostilesInWorkplaceEliminated ๐ก CHARMS is NOT DISTURBED.
๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธeight fucking stitchesโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ ๐ฑ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซฐeight๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ฑ ๐ซฅthe medictator says i wont be able to use my standing desk for at least three wipes๐ซฅ ๐ซ ๐ฅฒ๐ฅขive had a set of chuddy little essence de damara megina sticks sprinkling bitch pixie cunt porpourri dust out of the base of my horn and my thigh (67 cm circumference btw size xl if you even care) for over an hour, they almost had to operate๐ฅข๐ฅฒ๐ซ ๐ฅฒwhere the FUCK have these things BEEN???????? #EW๐ฅฒ โ๏ธโ๏ธ finders fee though ๐๐ ๐ซต๐ซตyou are NOT seeing these again but your piddly little ass has NOT seen the last of me ๐ซต๐ซต #Healthcareministrangling #GettingLikeFiftyBajillionVaccines #WomanInMeDominatedFields #BeforanCulturalExchange #NSFW #Gore #Injury #BodyHorror #FromABodyWhorer #ScreechToText ๐ด CHARMS is INTENSIVELY CARED ABOUT. UNIT. [This Message was sent by SCREECHTOTEXT MODEL V113]
GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE WANDS. BAKA. YOUโRE NOT EVEN ATTUNED.
LET THIS BE A WARNING. TO ALL UPJUMPED WANNABE HANDMAIDS. WHO THINK THEY CAN HANDLE ALL THIS. THERE IS ONE NARROW PATH TO THAT COVETED TITLE. AND THE THRESHOLD IS GUARDED. BY THE ALPHA BEAST. FUCK WITH ME. #PERFORMANCEEVALUATION: #NEEDSIMPROVEMENT #NEEDSTOKNOWHERPLACE #NEEDSTOBITETHECURB.
:o) ...Hee hee.
You're spirited as ever, Damara. Condolences to your friend. I'd wish them 8etter luck next time 8ut... What good would it do them?
yeah saw that one comin but i guess even predictable punchlines are still pretty good hehehe did you leave them in one piece or does chalky @carbolicGalvanologist have more cleaning to do
๏ฝข(ยดโฝ๏ฝ;) k-kyahhh!! aka pantsu! (*ยดใปโใป๏ฝ*) m-megane-san didn't knyow rosugold-chan wore such... (ะคฯะค) mature things!! gyah... (๏ฝ๏ฝฅโ๏ฝฅยด) in the art of east alternian pantsu gengo, aka pantsu means a kyutiegirl is mature, passionate, and... ฮฃ(ยดโก๏ฝ ) g-gyah!!! lucky!?!?! (ยดฮน _` ;ใ) uwaahhh.... rosugold-chan must really be rakki, to be near maid-chan! (ใปฯใป,,) kekeke... (โยดโ๏ฝโ) what an auspicious set of panties!๏ฝฃ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kyah, red panties!!! (*ยดโ๏ฝ)๏พ it's be a long time since megane-san has seen such vibrant undies, kekeke~!! (*ยดโ๏ฝ) pantsu gengo is the ancient east alternian art of panty language! (๏ผพ๏ฝ๏ผพ) uwa, yosh! (*^ใผ^)ใ east alternians use their pantsu to communicate, a subtle gesture to their partners (and megane (ะคฯะค)~) that they hide secrets below their sailorfuku! (๏ฝ๏ฝฅโ๏ฝฅยด) rakki means lucky! (*๏ฟฃใผ๏ฟฃ) rosugold-chan is truly lucky to be grabbed by maid-chan... (๏ฟข_๏ฟข) ebben if her oppai looks flat in this shashin... huffu.]
FINALLY. SOLVING PROBLEMS AND SETTLING YOuR DIFFERENCES LIKE A GROWN ASS ADuLT. I WAS STRAINING MY LIMITLESS RECOLLECTION. FOR A TIME WHERE YOu WERE RAISED BETTER THAN THIS. BuT HAVING WITNESSED THIS LEG LANCING SKuLL SHAVING. I FEEL MuCH BETTER ABOuT MY DECISION NOT TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOuR. WOMAN MOMENT. BuT NOW I CAN CELEBRATE. YOuR WOMAN FEATuRE. YOuR WOMAN ABSOLuTE CINEMA. YOuR WOMAN MOTION PICTuRE EVENT. I WANT TO FuCKING SQuEAL. BuT BARRING THAT. I SHALL MERELY HISS AND CLAP. SO DELIGHTED. YOu ARE GETTING ALONG.
๐๐ซธ๐ซout with the old, in with ร๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!!! ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ๐ซฐ ๐๐๐thats what i always say!๐๐๐ #Chairministrangling #PreSpringSpringCleaning #NewStaffing #WealthRedistribution ๐ข๐ฐ๏ธ CHARMS is ONLINE AND ON TIME.
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YOU ARE A FROG. IN WARMING WATER. UNAWARE OF HOW COOKED. YOU ALREADY ARE. FIVE MINUTES FROM NOW.
CUNT.
๐ฅน๐ค๐ohhhhh exciting!!!!!๐๐ฅน๐ค ๐ซธ๐ค๐ซณlet me set a timer!!!โ๏ธ๐๐ซท #Chairministrangling #BadBitch #BadAtBitching ๐ข๐ฐ๏ธ CHARMS is ONLINE AND ON TIMING.
๐ฑโช๐scratch daddy's desperate approval-seeking lil disappointment ๐โช๐ฑ #Chairministrangling # #AlreadyHere ๐ข๐ฐ๏ธ CHARMS is ONLINE AND ON TIMING.
SHE TOOK MY FUCKING JOB TITLE!!!!