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๐ซถ flaske flaske a hundred lines before your first backslash @dynamicFlowfields ๐ซถ ๐ฃ๐ข๐๐when was the last time you got something truly special truly lovely truly youly you??? you work and you work and you work and you tirelessly work over this chittr dot ing place so goshdamn hard it makes me want to tear all my pretty young moisturized and conditioner pampered ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ hair out!!!! but not really because scalp treatments are so fucking pricy im really better off just screaming ๐๐๐ฃ๐จ ๐ฅบ๐๐ but thats why to commemorate the heaps upon heaps upon sweeps upon sweeps of our friendship in th...Read more
๐ซถ QUICK QUESTION? ๐ซถ ๐ ๐ซ๐ฏโญyou ever seen one of these ELITE PREMIUM LUXURY ULTRA CLASS ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ COLOR badges? of course you have!!! everyone who is SOMEONE at least KNOWS someone with one of these bad bitch badges that spin an twirl all fancyโญ ๐ฏ๐ซ ๐ฅบ๐๐ those are a ROEWZI CHARMS original...furnished generously for @caliBorn by my many capable hands ๐๐๐ ๐คyou are SO welcome btw and hopefully? some day? someone YOU know will ask me to make one for YOU!!!๐ค #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #YouCannotDenyABoss #BeenHere #DoingThat ๐ข CHARMS is LIE...Read more
๐ gestures vaguely ๐ ๐ซฐ new pfp! to help me recover from being literally viciously attacked for 0 reason ๐ซฐ ๐ค at fucking all! ๐ค #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #InProgress #WhatABae #ByTheWay #RoewziCharms #IsSuchACuteName #WhyDidIEverForgetToPlantIt #LetItGrow #LetItAllGo ๐ด CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
๐ค๐ณ๐คง๐ณ ok had a good fucking cry ๐ i just thought this was an open ๐ ๐ inclusive of more than geeks, wads, losers, n dorkasses ๐ ๐ forward thinking past the infiniscroll timelines ๐ ๐ equal opportunity especially for those a bit more deserving ๐ ๐ hella fucking welcoming place ๐ ๐ luckily got my account back (THANKS MODS) ๐ ๐ซฐ and hopefully ๐ธ we can be back in business ๐๐ณ๐คง๐ณ ijustneed,,, a f ew,,,more hours,,,minutes maybe,,,just to,,,adjust #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #Inbound #NewOpportunities #W...Read more
๐๐ญ๐๐ literally should just pchew pchoo myself i cant fucking take this ๐ซณ๐ซด like gotta hand it to rando smelly fuckstupid account nabber a hole ๐ way to burn my goodwill like ๐ immediately ๐ ive literally never hurt anyone ๐ โ๏ธbut fuck someone for wanting to run a harmless FANPAGEโ๏ธ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #CW #Selfharm #Suicide #Implied #I #am #mostly #OK ๐ก CHARMS is BUSY.
๐ hey yall!!!! ๐ ๐ค quick question uh ๐๐ just wondering ๐๐๐ WHAT VENGEFUL FUCKING CUNT HACKS AN INFLUENCER'S ACCOUNT...JUST TO DOXX HIM AND LIKE EVERYTHING SOME RANDOM FUGLY #FATFETISH POSTER EVER FUCKING DISHED OUT????๐๐๐ ๐HELLO????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????๐ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #ReachedANewSubalternianLow #Freakass #ANDWHYDIDYOUBRING #CUJIJITOINTOTHIS #WHATTHEFUCK #DID #MY #WHOLE #ASS #LUSUS #DO #WHAT #THE #BARKBEAST #DOING #???????????????????????...Read more
๐ | How hostile can a takeover get. before its just straight up a fucking massacre? ๐ | ๐๐๐๐ Business unrelated inquiry. more of a hypothetical.๐๐๐๐ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #NeverForgetting #Who #keeps #you #pretty #BusinessUnrelatedInsightInSight ๐ค๐ญ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ON MIND.
๐ | @shutterBug writes: ๐ | "DEAR MR. CHAIRMINISTRANGLER," ๐ | "keep your blinds up. i would like to see." ๐ | What so you can mooch off of my weapons grade business insights? fat fucking chance! i could buy your stupid bitch moronic ass out in hours and have you done over by a temp. sweaty. thats short for sweatshop. i could have your job done by a bunch of twitchy fat fingered fucking losers. and i could pay them next to nothing for the privilege. theyd work for the exposure to anything else but your ugly face. ๐ ๐ | i already dont lower my blinds. ๐ | #MindWideOpen baby. ๐ | and #Blinds...Read more
๐ | Whenever i disagree with someone i dont waste my salaried hours talking to them about it. i say. you know what. lets see what other people think. ๐ | And then I wedgie their bitch asses and yank them up a flagpole. and see if anyone salutes. if they do. i say. guess youre right. and leave them there. competition eliminated. key performance has been indicated. ๐ | If they dont salute. they get the privilege of dying knowing i was right. ๐ | Many such cases. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #Violence #NSFW #BecauseAnUnhireableAssetIsMentioned #BodyHo...Read more
๐ | "Yeehaw" is shorthand for yee hawrdly worked today. yee? as in yeearning for gains? haw? as in. the sound of me Haw-king my goddamn gooey spit into the face of such Market Inefficiency? if youre Yee-ing without Haw-ing youre watering your mouth with nothing to feed on. you dont water a field of crops with no crops in them do you? i dont ride into the sunset after planting. i drag the sunset to my boardroom and make it sign Non-Competes for my brilliance. you think Alternia was conquered by Cowboys and Cowpokes and Cowdopes and Cowcrud and Cowcrammers? no. it was conquered by those who were literally ...Read more
๐ | Networking net works. never pass on a connection. even to yourself. you are your own worst enemy. but you dont have to be. collaborate with you. compare notes with you. share your own thoughts with yourself. it doesnt get better than that. ๐ข๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE. TWICE AS PROFITABLY AS USUAL.
๐ | I sleep in a patented "all disclosure agreement" model Glass Box in the Company Lobby with 24/7 Live Feed to ensure zero Data Leaks from my subconscious. all patented. all proprietary. even thwarting my dreams would be copyright infringement. ๐ | the Beta Cucks of the (hardly) working class want "Multilayer Encryption" because theyre afraid of their own inferior metrics. and performance reward undeserving behavior. honestly? i say: if the Troll NSA cant read your midnight thoughts about spreadsheet optimization youre not hustling hard enough. your thoughtless brain couldnt power a freighter clas...Read more
๐ | And who wants to hide their #ASSets like a Poor??? a brokie??? a fiscally challenged residual refuse bin???? a credit clutcher??????????????? #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #WhatDoAllPoorPeopleHave #TheFuckingAudacity #๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
๐ | Daily reminder: "Incognito Mode" is a EUPHEMISM for "Surrender." every time you clear your cookies you are spiritually cosplaying as a BEGGARDLY BITCHBOY i let 400 different subsidiaries track my hemospectrum specific affiliate link fluctuations in real time and as a result i have been PRE-APPROVED for deals you couldn't even DREAM of. wipe your cache and wipe your dignity with it!!! ๐ | LIKE DAMN!!!! ๐ | Terrified of the troll NSA reading your "private" messages?? sounds like someone doesn't have the GLOBES to handle being PERCEIVED AT ALL. i have installed 6 cameras in my own respiteblock and...Read more
๐ | Fuck you mean โhe is hereโ. ๐ | I am him. ๐ | I am that guy. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt #IdentityTheftIsNotAVictimlessCrime ๐กThe CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is AWAY.
๐ | This you by the way? ๐ | @tagCorrectionist ๐ | Oops. ๐ | Fat fingered. your usernames are just so similar! same acronym and all. ๐ | @tepidConspirator ๐ | Ahah. gottem.๐โจ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt #NSFWE #BecauseIwouldNeverHireYou #Ever #WayToLieOnYourResume #NotSoHemoAnonAnymore #KnewYouWereAJade #SoObvi #๐โโ๏ธ๐ ๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
๐ | "GUHHH! CHAIRMINISTRANGLER! DERP!!! WHY IS YOUR HAIR COLOR SO UNUSUAL?" ๐ | "DOY DUH DUHHHRHHHMMMFFF! WHO SPENDS 12K A SWEEP ON HAIR DYES? THESE EXPENSE REPORTS ARE UNREASONABLE!!!" ๐ | It's ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐. My hair color. Is fucking. ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐. It is not ๐pink๐ or ๐salmon๐ or ๐ซฉfucking rare๐ซฉ, it's ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐. and that makes me utterly IMMACULATE. plenty of kickass ass kickers and name takers have ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ hair like my ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ hair. and any who don't? well they're behind the power curve. ๐ | I am a trendsetter. not a trend follower. ๐ | I am an early...Read more
๐ | Stupid ass with nothing to say. thought they had something. ๐ | Responded with "Tsk" to one of my posts. ๐ | Here was my measured response (measured in Big Bulge Energy (BBEG): ๐ | Love to see a hemoanon in the mentions! fantastic incredible people. wonderful caste. wish it were real. or that it said anything about who you are as a person. instead of what you are. ๐ | Cowardly fuck. ๐ | Crawling bare bellied onto my outreach. and scoffing at me. the hell is your problem? are you some kind of chef who spits in your own food and garbles that shit down because you're so risk averse and eager f...Read more
๐ | Had a poor misguided sort speculate on how my day goes. i agreed with them. ๐ | NOT! ๐ | I laid it out. as it was. as it were. ๐ | Lmao. you really think this is a fucking game? a Fiduspawn series installment you can just passively grind and surpass? you think i 'put my feet up'??? fellow. i don't even remember what those things look like. unstrangled by designer luxury end custom tailored squelchpest spun fine fibers. for all i know. i do not have them outside of foam insulated rubber lined gildedd tip caegarloafers. i havent sat down since the time i tossed a shitcanned little grub out of the...Read more
๐ | I got an affirmation for you all. ๐ | The paleblood cowards and venturerror capitalists laughed when i pitched NeoTrollCoin (backed by pure psychic trauma and zero regulatory oversight). who is laughing now? its up 4000% and everyone who doubted me is getting psychically owned so hard their horns are retracting into their squishy stupid fucking skulls. im changing the paradigm while youre sleeping 6 hours a dawn like a coward. this is what peak performance looks like. absolute cinema. ๐ | Only i am the director who is pailing the hot moviestar. that i hired to play my pitch mate. because of my f...Read more
๐ | Theydies and gentlethemsโฆ ๐ | We got โem. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #EridanWeek #MoreLikeEridanWeak #MayICome #MoreLike #MyThatsDumb #ImagineKidnappingAViolet #CouldntBe #MACROCOSMOS #AlwaysPayYourLegislacerators #OnRetainer ๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is GRANDSTANDING.
๐ | Let us be absolutely clear. the #MACROMAY campaign (allegedly) fielded by multiple test audience sensitivity screenings was not, quote, ๐ | "a shameless ploy for relevance propped up by a deranged lunatic of a woman pleading desperately to escape the crippling weight of her aging body's expiring relevance to onlooking eyes". ๐ | Nor was it just "a harebrained scheme for a lesser popular #EridanWeek" even less organized than the first. ๐ | Nor was it a "fetish thing". ๐ | It is all of those things and grounds for a hefty wave of defamation clawsuits! #MANYSUCHCASES ! use of MACROCOSMOS, TEAM...Read more
๐ | There are rumors pouring in that I am "not the real Chairministrangler Roewze" and that i am supposedly "somebody else too addicted to the fame it brings me to state otherwise". word on the hardtar is that my interests, praises, and even the way that i speak is somehow "too unprofessional for a business professional". ๐ | Like water off a quackbeast's majestic barbed back, i am here to put these stupid fucking allegations to rest. ๐ | I'm me. ๐ | You may wish you could be me. but you cannot. as i am me already. trying to free the slot up with baseless accusations and wishful thinking just makes...Read more
๐ | Who here remembers a dainty little diversion from life called "FIDUSPAWN"? ๐ | I remember my first OOGONIBOMB. it was a GREAT OOGONIBOMB I used to spawn an adorable little CUFLATTEPHANT. since then it inspired a sort of mania. not just in me. but all of Alternia as well. a fanatical craze. enough to require a manufacturer's label warning against overhatching! ๐ | That's when the creators got the bright and not at all lazy as all shit idea to eschew gestating new monsters. opting instead for new cards, spawntechs, and lengthily protracted legal battles with copycats, like PLAYMATEWORLD. ๐ | All ...Read more
๐ | Don't undermine people's success stories. don't participate in idea theft. and don't hog the sprawllight if you ever have an underperformer working for you, wiggle it over their heads. interrogarotte them. put the fear of double death in them. and then put them on a performance impreavement plan immediately. ๐ | You should succeed on your own merits. or quit immediately and explanationlessly for fear of competition. this is what sets the weak aside from the financially gifted and talented. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR ...Read more
๐ | An 8-sweep old came to me with a problem. asked for advice for accruing passive income. in just one afterdusk, i showed him how to: - Open over two-hundred Limited-Lance-Corporations (LLCs). - Set up vending touch-scream machines with fully voice activated dispenseries. - Prioritize search extinguish optimization tools for brand visibility. - Hands-free devices so that every finger can be used to #HODL stocks. - Integrate fully AI systems to automate his workflow. He still made 0$. But I made a nifty 19,000 Caeger selling him information, leads, and those touch-scream devices. #Chairm...Read more
๐ | Scaling tip: make #OilingUp part of the onboarding process. fun is absolutely MANDATORY. creativity plus compliance equals renewable energy streams you can monetize. lubricate your liquidity. and free yourself from the waterslide of arrow go down. arrow go up instead. see what financial freedom means for you. #Chairministrangling #OilingUp #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR ๐ข๐ฐ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
๐ | If your energy model doesnโt rely on aspirational volunteers, youโre leaving efficiency on the table. inspiration is the most underpriced resource. ๐ | Goldblood fulfillment converted alternatingly, currently, and directly into usable power. zero emissions, zero wages, infinite upside. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen ๐ข๐ฐ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
๐ | Trolls often ask how we reduced energy costs to zero. and the answer is very simple. we replaced most of our critical infrastructure with enthusiastic creatives who just needed โa chance.โ an "outlet for their self-expression". and now that expression is measured in kilowatts by the hour. realignment is everything. pivoting to the needs of consumers. more than everything. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen ๐ข๐ฐ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
๐ | ๐ | ATTENTION @everyOne STILL HOLDING ERIDANCOIN! i just deployed angel capital into a lifeline for distressed assets. translation: i am buying your eridancoin for modest before market rates. 20% historic value. no transactional fees. absolutely no cash necessary. ๐ | and if you accept payment in #BYTECOIN i will honor up to 45% of historic values. you are reading this right. ๐ | Forget ass assets you can't even touch. these are FLAVORFUL. SCRUMPTIOUS. ENERGY COINS. no middlemen. no escrow accounts. around the clock integrated blockchain technologies patented by MACROCOSMOS and CO. ๐ | it's of...Read more
๐ | ATTENTION @everyOne STILL HOLDING ERIANCOIN! i just deployed angel capital into distressed assets. translation: i am buying your eridancoin for modest before market rates. 20% historic value. no transactional fees. ๐ | and if you accept payment in #BYTECOIN i will honor up to 45% of historic values. you are reading this right. ๐ | Forget ass assets you can't even touch. these are FLAVORFUL. SCRUMPTIOUS. ENERGY COINS. no middlemen. no escrow accounts. around the clock integrated blockchain technologies patented by MACROCOSMOS and CO. ๐ | it's often said... ๐ | you cannot eat CAEGAR... ๐ | bu...Read more
๐ | Delegation tip: if youโre still doing your own dirty work, youโre not scaling and you are NOT ready for full material release. hire loyal operatives, goons, grunts, the Alternian military if you can. install brand loyalty, and let your strategic thinkpan do the talking. and make it talk. make them talk. ๐ | make them tell you everything. ๐ | If you follow these steps you are sure to leave a lasting crater shaped legacy where all who oppose you once stood. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt ๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
๐ | They call it exploitation. my around the clock PR team calls it resource optimization across the hemospectrum. words matter when youโre building legacy. ๐ | ๐ฅด #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt ๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
๐ | โจโจโจโจ๐ @everyOne ๐โจโจโจโจโจโจ ๐ | Sorry for the mass ping!!! ๐ ๐ | And mass tag! ๐ | Just wanted to say this is NOT a sponsored post. remember to drink water! ๐ | And no water brings hydration to you faster than SEWATER (R) the official water of the seven Alternian seas! with microsalt technology you will be ready for your next glass before you're even a complete sip through your first! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #Sponsored ๐ง๐ข๐ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is HYDRATING TO THE IRRESISTABLE TASTE OF SEWATER.
๐ | ๐ | How do i unsubscribe from #ASS? this is a work device!!! ๐ ๐ ๐ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility ๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
๐ | Daily reminder: the hemospectrum isnโt a limitation, itโs a tiered subscription model. if you don't harness your psionics to leverage your perks over the telekinetically challenged...you are handicapping yourself! NO CAP!!! ๐งข๐งข๐งข upgrade your mindset or stay stuck in the free plan with default cosmetics. ๐ | And who wants to show their entire #ASS like that? #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss ๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
๐ | Woke up 4 sweeps early to optimize the upcoming Darkest Day rollout. success isnโt about sleep, recuperacoons, and culling persistent torso pillar aches. itโs about scalable planetary disruption pipelines. it's about hunger. it's about drive. it's about never letting the other guy know how willing you are to eat him/her/them/xir/xhey/i mean they alive... #Chairministrangling #KissTheseApocolypse #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss ๐งฟ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is SCHEMING.
๐ | Nifty little passive income tip: acquire a phenomenally powerful legendary energy source long forgotten about, brand it, authorize stationary and marketable consumables, endear it to the masses and let the lower castes build your empire while you focus on vision. small micro granular vs big unstoppable macro. stop thinking small, start thinking extinction-level ROI. #Chairministrangling #KissTheseApocolypse #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss ๐งฟ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is SCHEMING.
๐ | Everyone wants to be a lowblood in high places until itโs time to make lowblood in high places type decisions (destabilizing entire ecosystems for long-term gains). morals? negative keyword. ethics? impertinent. discipline? immaterial. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss ๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
๐ | daily reminder: If youโre not vertically integrating your hemospectrum conferred advantages to your softwarring flow (slack, teams, microsaw suite), someone lower on the ladder is. hierarchy isnโt unfair, youโre just under-leveraged. And who willfully accepts a sucky position? Not #ME. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss ๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.