๐ | I got an affirmation for you all. ๐ | The paleblood cowards and venturerror capitalists laughed when i pitched NeoTrollCoin (backed by pure psychic trauma and zero regulatory oversight). who is laughing now? its up 4000% and everyone who doubted me is getting psychically owned so hard their horns are retracting into their squishy stupid fucking skulls. im changing the paradigm while youre sleeping 6 hours a dawn like a coward. this is what peak performance looks like. absolute cinema. ๐ | Only i am the director who is pailing the hot moviestar. that i hired to play my pitch mate. because of my formative crush on her. nine minutes ago. ๐ | Formed during a casting call. figuratively speaking. movies are strictly a waste of time. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt ๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
speechless that the guy whose job i was going to steal is now on this fucking site. ermmm!!! embarrassing
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i was more hoping to go from totally unqualified and unemployed to the CEO of a large megacorporation with little work. the kind of job where i sit at a big desk with my feet up, throwing snacks back into my mouth. then an underling walks in and goes "hey man should we do that new convertible in blue? or red?" and then i decide i want both. which i imagine is exactly how your fucking day to day goes.
๐ | That is quite literally how my every day goes. ๐ | NOT! ๐ | Lmao. you really think this is a fucking game? a Fiduspawn series installment you can just passively grind and surpass? you think i 'put my feet up'??? fellow. i don't even remember what those things look like. unstrangled by designer luxury end custom tailored squelchpest spun fine fibers. for all i know. i do not have them outside of foam insulated rubber lined gildedd tip caegarloafers. i havent sat down since the time i tossed a shitcanned little grub out of the caverns during my brooding trials and feasted on its corpse parts. i sleep in 15 minute intervals while suspended in synthetic nutrient gel with a PH balanced to my emotional state by an on-call staff of nineteen. when an underling asks me about the convertible i dont say 'both' i say 'kill the one who brought me red and genetically engineer a car that is every color simultaneously at once. including the ones that kill you if you move too fast.'. thats the grindset. youre thinking like a rustblood faker. i wake up at 3am to mainline pure psychic energy fields the size of my head surrounding me. and fire anyone who blinks too slow for wasting company time. the snacks i throw arent 'snacks' theyre compressed nutrient blocks that i catch in my third mouth while conducting three hostile takeovers via delegated telepathy. get locked the fuck in or locked the fuck out. simple as. ๐ | That said. ๐ | Would love to welcome you to the family! internmentships start in the winter, just before Q3. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt ๐ข The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
fuuuuuck. fuuuuuck. i'M getting owned. his mobility is too upward. his grind is too set.