@charmeuseCaressing — #nsfw
🎲🟩⛰️🫴🎲PASSIVE PERCEPTION OF ONE???? GET IN HERE! COME [1] COME [20] ALL!!! OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE ONE FOR THE HISTORY CHECKS (INTELLIGENCE)!!! I WISH I HAD THE HIT DICE TO TANK THIS CRITICAL-MASS-CAVERN-COLLAPSING CAMPAIGN UNINTERRUPTED!!! but alas, 🎲🟩⛰️🫴🎲 👉🎲➰🔄 looks like my hair isnt the only thing twirling today, bestiesssss😁🎲➰🔄👈 ✨🗑️❌🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌🚨🚨 menacing ddddddddddddddddiCE RATTLE!!!!!!!✨🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌🚨🗑️❌ 🤝🤝🤝 behold the boy. er. THE boy. the myth. the maternal bond that defies even death. #RIPLEAFSHEEPMA. you would be prou of Gygaax. your very own grid-mapping, g...Read more
🖕☝️☝️☝️eight fucking stitches☝️☝️☝️🖕 🎱🫰🫰🫰eight🫰🫰🫰🎱 🫥the medictator says i wont be able to use my standing desk for at least three wipes🫥 🫠🥲🥢ive had a set of chuddy little essence de damara megina sticks sprinkling bitch pixie cunt porpourri dust out of the base of my horn and my thigh (67 cm circumference btw size xl if you even care) for over an hour, they almost had to operate🥢🥲🫠 🥲where the FUCK have these things BEEN???????? #EW🥲 ✍️✍️ finders fee though 🖕🖕 🫵🫵you are NOT seeing these again but your piddly little ass has NOT seen the last of me 🫵🫵 #Healthcareministranglin...Read more
⏰🪙🫲🫱📊 OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE IT!!! I WISH I HAD THE BANDWIDTH TO SYNTHESIZE THE FULL SCOPE OF THIS BREAKLESS HYPE TRAIN UNINTERRUPTED BY PINGING NOTIFICATIONS!!! ⏰🪙🫲🫱📊 👉🤏↷➰ twirls my hair damaROUND and ROUND and ROUND and ROUND😁🤏↷➰👈 🫵 YOU THOUGHT THE MARKET FOR MIDDLING MANAGERS HAD CORRECTED ITSELF AND CORNER OFFICE VILLAINS WERE DEAD STOCK??? 🫵 ✨📉❌📉❌🚨📉❌🚨📉❌🚨🚨 exTREMELY loud market correction!!! EARBLOODYING BUZZER SOUNDS!!! CRITICAL OVERSIGHT IN DUE DILIGENCE!!!! 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 PISSED AWAY MILLIONS, BILLIONS EVEN!✨📉❌🚨📉❌🚨📉❌🚨📉❌ 🤝🤝🤝 behold the woman. the myth. the han...Read more
😁😁😁modest are we?😁😁😁 🫵bestie.........................................................🫵 🫵🤨📊 YOU are telling ME🫵 👋👋👋that some FINE FIN FACED CATCH like @aeneasCaldarium logs onto the timeline and publicly announces "you're my favorite MILF" with ALL the tact but pitiable persistence of an unpaid telemarketer dialing random numbers during supper break...👋👋👋 🤏...and YOUR response is to issue a ✨ (fake) PRESS RELEASE✨ clarifying that you're actually NORMAL?????????🤏 💀📈 HELLO?????????📈💀 👑THAT is the MOST BRAND BETRAYING BAD MANAGEMENT i have EVER witnessed!!!! WHERE IS THE SELF-P...Read more
⚡️ ✋ 😳 🤚 ⚡️ omg you guys ⚡️ ✋ 😳 🤚 ⚡️ 👉 poke @handMaid 👈 😁 guess the felt reeeeeally liked the gold plated standard i bring to the table, huh 😁 👉 👉 poke @handMaid 👈 👈 🤔 💭 cum to think of it (and honestly i do, this next part is kiiiinda better than a lot of the sex ive had) 💭 🤔 👈 👉 👉 👉 poke poke poke @handMaid 🤏🖕👈 🙋♀️ 🙋♀️ 🙋 🙋 didnt someone lose their english’s chosen badge recently? 🤔 🤔 🤔 😏 👉 poke @handMaid 👈 😏 🤷 🤷♀️ 🌹 🥀 oh well thems the breaks tough tatas better fuck next time 🥀 🌹 🤷♀️ 🤷 #Chairministranglinguffawing #NSFW #...Read more
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌💛💛💛back from a brief stabbatical💛💛💛🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 ✨💛👑 CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ EMERGENCY THOUGHT LEADERSHIP ALERT 👑💛✨ ✨💛💛👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 sorry ik im popping off today no filter✨!!! why the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK would someone fear mutuant lowblood abilities when those abilities are impossible to leverage otherwise??? telekinesis for construction?? telepathy for MARKET RESEARCH (imagine the FOCUS GROUPS!! AND MILITARY GRADE THINK TANKS)??) pyrokinesis for... well... rapid team restructuring?? 💛🔥💼👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆�...Read more
👌🤏wow??? WOW??? okay???? OKAY!!! talk about bitty bulge energy, @handMaid !!!! remove all my badges? REMOVE ALL MY BADGES? you asked harmless sweet snuggleluvva special specs cutie eye @imJunior to REMOVE ALL MY BADGES?🤏👌 🙏are you fucking kidding me🙏 🤚🤚girl 🫱 🫱 👎👎👎i worked hard for my badges these are HOLDERS of my shares my likes my hates my pities and my mediates👎👎👎 👏organic👏hand-leveled👏authentically engaged👏entirely ground zero up👏no foundation👏industry unplanted👏 🤏and only SLIGHTLY nudged along by my alt hand(le)s🤏 🙏i make quality content the masses (over l...Read more
🜂 | Whenever i disagree with someone i dont waste my salaried hours talking to them about it. i say. you know what. lets see what other people think. 🜂 | And then I wedgie their bitch asses and yank them up a flagpole. and see if anyone salutes. if they do. i say. guess youre right. and leave them there. competition eliminated. key performance has been indicated. 🜂 | If they dont salute. they get the privilege of dying knowing i was right. 🜂 | Many such cases. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #Violence #NSFW #BecauseAnUnhireableAssetIsMentioned #BodyHo...Read more
🜂 | Stupid ass with nothing to say. thought they had something. 🜂 | Responded with "Tsk" to one of my posts. 🜂 | Here was my measured response (measured in Big Bulge Energy (BBEG): 🜂 | Love to see a hemoanon in the mentions! fantastic incredible people. wonderful caste. wish it were real. or that it said anything about who you are as a person. instead of what you are. 🜂 | Cowardly fuck. 🜂 | Crawling bare bellied onto my outreach. and scoffing at me. the hell is your problem? are you some kind of chef who spits in your own food and garbles that shit down because you're so risk averse and eager f...Read more