๐ฒ๐ฉโฐ๏ธ๐ซด๐ฒPASSIVE PERCEPTION OF ONE???? GET IN HERE! COME [1] COME [20] ALL!!! OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE ONE FOR THE HISTORY CHECKS (INTELLIGENCE)!!! I WISH I HAD THE HIT DICE TO TANK THIS CRITICAL-MASS-CAVERN-COLLAPSING CAMPAIGN UNINTERRUPTED!!! but alas, ๐ฒ๐ฉโฐ๏ธ๐ซด๐ฒ ๐๐ฒโฐ๐ looks like my hair isnt the only thing twirling today, bestiesssss๐๐ฒโฐ๐๐ โจ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐จ menacing ddddddddddddddddiCE RATTLE!!!!!!!โจ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ ๐ค๐ค๐ค behold the boy. er. THE boy. the myth. the maternal bond that defies even death. #RIPLEAFSHEEPMA. you would be prou of Gygaax. your very own grid-mapping, grind-governing, polyquandary-preferring calamitous cavern cartographer...THE MAMASBOY OF THE SWEEP!!!!!! @tautologicalTechnique!!!! tautological...taught a logical...taught a logical technique...OH I LOVE PUNS!!!! YIPPEE! SO FUN AND INTERESTING! moving on,๐ค๐ค๐ค โฐ๏ธ๐ฒ๐โ HE'S NO ORDINARY CAVERN MASTER. HE'S A MANAGER OF MULTIPLICIOUS MATRIARCHAL MATRIMONIES. HE'S NOT JUST A BHILDR. HE'S A BOUNTIFUL BEHOLDER OF BOUNDLESS BLOODLINE BOUNTY. GOT AN ANCESTOR? THIS GUY HAS PROBABLY HEARD OF THE MYTHICAL HOT MESS!!! HE'S NOT JUST INVENTOR. HE'S AN ILLUMINATED ILLUSTRATOR OF INFINITE INTIMACY INTERFACING INTERCONNECTED INTERESTS INWARDLY INVITED TO TOPPLE THE TABLETOPPLING TABLE!!!! HE IS A WALKING CAMPAIGN SETTING OF CALCULATED COMPASSION INDUCING CHAOTIC CHARM WHO SOMEHOW REMAINS PALADIN-ALIGNED (AND NEVER OATHBREAKER) THROUGH THE POWER OF UNASSAILABLE MATERNAL MAGNITUDE ALONE!!!!! WHO NEEDS QUADRANT LIMITS WHEN YOU'RE A TROLL LIKE HE??SERIOUSLY??????????? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A GUY WHO ROLLS FOR TAKING THE INITIATIVE!โโฐ๏ธ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ซก๐ introducing: ๐๐ซก๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ THE MAMASBOY BEHOLDER๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ GYGAAX BHILDR (ughhh roll to slaaaaaaaay) ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ฒ๐there are no words to do it justice...FYI??? that hair clip??? it is hiding something...and that something? is talent. pure unbridled legendarily attuned. talent. and let me tell you. in the hours i have taken to know him. nothing could have prepared me to attune to legendary and/or mythological artifacts (ancestral weapons, gamblignants, supercharged jujus belonging to former handmaids) better than THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!! GYGAAAAX!!!! SO GREAT!!!!! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ฒ๐ ๐ซฑ๐ฒ CHARMS is NEXT IN TURN ORDER. AFTER GYGAAX BHILDR.
( แโ๊โแ) < E-eheh??!?!? I-I don't know what t'say...!!! I-it was a real...easy attunement process, w-wands are LITERALLY starting equipment...!!! H-honestly, ewe probably coulda figured it out all on yer lonesome, tinkerin' about all curious-like!!! ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < G-glad...I could uh...inspire such a...such a wild and...provocatively flamboyant, er, response, Charms, never a dull moment, eheh...!!!! ( แโ๊โแ) < L-let me know if ya need any more pointers...fer those...chopsticks, ya called 'em...??? Jujus like that are real rare, 'n I'd love t'take a closer look at 'em sometime for uh...realism!!! In Caverns 'n Cullbeasts Exotic and Legendary tables...j-just fer a quick few ganders 'n peaks...!!!
YOU HAVE MARKED YOURSELF FOR DEATH. #OMAEWAMOUSHINDEIRU.
( แโ๊โแ) < Oh! Is that. Is that s'pposed t'be a bad thing? Sorry, I uh...I've still got three Death Saving Throws t'make. 'n all my Spellslots...!!! ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < Ewe had a long day, or so I've heard...maybe uh...maybe you ought t'take a nice Long Rest, or several? ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < #OmaeWaShindeiHowDoYouDo
DON'T WORRY. I'M JUST A USELESS. PISS-WEAK. RUSTBLOOD LAMB. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. YET. BUT I WILL REMEMBER THIS. AND YOU WILL BE MADE TO PAY. AND YOUR LITTLE BARKBEAST TOO.
(แoฬ๊ 0ฬแ); เงกเฆเฆเงกเฆเฆ <> <> <> <> I mean...if yer threatenin' me or my friends...or their...lusii? I don't mind settlin' things while yer underleveled...that'd be on you, girlie. ( แโ๊โแ) < ...But I'd really prefer not to...? I ain't got no ill will with ewe! Roewzi asked me fer a helpin' frond, and as a friend, I was right happy to. I'd have done th'same if ewe asked me fer a solid. ( แโพฬ๊ โพฬแ); < Granted. Before you started shakin' yer fist at the sky swearin' vengeance...sheesh!
KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING DIAMONDS TO YOURSELF. CONCILIAWHORE.
(แoฬ๊ 0ฬแ); เงกเฆเฆเงกเฆเฆ <3< <3< <3< 'n ewe, quit litterin' if ewe don't want people unlockin' th'secrets of yer magic stickin' points...!!!! How hard would it have been t'pluck th'lil used syringes outta yer ass-beaten nemesister? ( แโ๊โแ) < Everyone knows ya loot the drops after ya beat the BBEG!!!!