#alternia
๐ฒ๐ฉโฐ๏ธ๐ซด๐ฒPASSIVE PERCEPTION OF ONE???? GET IN HERE! COME [1] COME [20] ALL!!! OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE ONE FOR THE HISTORY CHECKS (INTELLIGENCE)!!! I WISH I HAD THE HIT DICE TO TANK THIS CRITICAL-MASS-CAVERN-COLLAPSING CAMPAIGN UNINTERRUPTED!!! but alas, ๐ฒ๐ฉโฐ๏ธ๐ซด๐ฒ ๐๐ฒโฐ๐ looks like my hair isnt the only thing twirling today, bestiesssss๐๐ฒโฐ๐๐ โจ๐๏ธโ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐จ menacing ddddddddddddddddiCE RATTLE!!!!!!!โจ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ๐จ๐๏ธโ ๐ค๐ค๐ค behold the boy. er. THE boy. the myth. the maternal bond that defies even death. #RIPLEAFSHEEPMA. you would be prou of Gygaax. your very own grid-mapping, g...Read more
โฐ๐ช๐ซฒ๐ซฑ๐ OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE IT!!! I WISH I HAD THE BANDWIDTH TO SYNTHESIZE THE FULL SCOPE OF THIS BREAKLESS HYPE TRAIN UNINTERRUPTED BY PINGING NOTIFICATIONS!!! โฐ๐ช๐ซฒ๐ซฑ๐ ๐๐คโทโฐ twirls my hair damaROUND and ROUND and ROUND and ROUND๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐ซต YOU THOUGHT THE MARKET FOR MIDDLING MANAGERS HAD CORRECTED ITSELF AND CORNER OFFICE VILLAINS WERE DEAD STOCK??? ๐ซต โจ๐โ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐จ exTREMELY loud market correction!!! EARBLOODYING BUZZER SOUNDS!!! CRITICAL OVERSIGHT IN DUE DILIGENCE!!!! ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ PISSED AWAY MILLIONS, BILLIONS EVEN!โจ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ ๐ค๐ค๐ค behold the woman. the myth. the han...Read more
I am once again here to expound the historical notion of tea upon this platform. Though, this time, we are looking at the subject rather than the rituals surrounding the subject. In the drowned conservatories of old Alternian noble houses, a tea called Widowglass is preserved in ancient barrels. This is not its original name. Its original name belonged to a long-forgotten caste. However, as history ran its course, it was mandatory that this caste be eradicated. As a result, the cultivation techniques are also forgotten. Widowglass grows only where volcanic glass has been buried under brackish water ...Read more
ๅฅๆ้่ปธใฎ่ชๅใไธๆฐๅณใช็ฝใ็ฎก็่ ใซ่ชฟๆใใใใใใผใใงใใขใฟใทใ่ชๅ็ใซใใกใถใณใณๅฅณ๏ผๅฃใใฆใๅฅณ๏ผๆ้ซใซใคใฑใฆใใฃใฆ่จใใใใใใงใขใฟใทใไธ็ไธใจใญใๅฅณใฃใฆใณใ๏ผ
The room is, I admit, disappointingly theatrical. You awoke, chained by the ankle to that iron radiator in the scullery of your hive. Though, we both admit it has never been host to an honest meal. The radiator is hissing with civic spite. The floor is tiled in a pattern that suggests grief. On the stove, centered over a ring of blue flame, is a dented iron pot full of boiling tallow. Boiling. It pops and spits with a greasy impatience, exhaling the rich, animal stink of rendered fat. The pot itself has been welded to the stovetop in four ugly seams, each bead of metal thick enough to survive tan...Read more
It would seem as though my Handmaid has once again roused the unbearable indignity of employment. This is, of course, an amusingly charitable word for her arrangement. Employment generally implies that one may resign, negotiate terms, or at the very least be allowed the small spiritual luxury of believing oneโs labor is not simply the maintenance of a cage with better branding. She has none of these things. She has instead been handed a role, a title, an audience, and a wallpaper pattern she has evidently grown tired of staring at between atrocities. Her mistake is not in wanting to be fired. He...Read more
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I've seen some Alternian accounts on here talk about the moratorium on keeping records regarding historical occurrences. My assumption is that this has to do with the failed revolutions of the Signless and later the Summoner, but I'm curious if any other revolutionaries had their own records that were destroyed or kept in secret. I'm also curious as to how different other Alternian Jades have dealt with the the duties of keeping track of particular bloodlines when such a restrictive system is in place. Lowbloods very rarely have reason, or desire, to track down the feats of their forebears, but almost...Read more
Hey #Alternia, 305 to Worldwide, how you doing on this fine #Pitsday, daleee
GOOD MORNING #ALTERNIA!!! Throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care, daleee
Well, I had not intended to re8log that post, 8ut now that I have made my presence known, I may as well offer a proper response. As a 8eforan, 8oth are permitted to exist, though lime8loods are regarded as ordinary citizens rather than targets for extermin8tion, as is the case on Alternia. Their existence is not criminalised in the same overtly violent manner, which already marks a significant divergence 8etween the two societies. As for what many refer to as โmutantsโ - a rather unkind term, I think, it may 8e more appropri8te to say offcaste. In 8eforus, such individuals are typically placed withi...Read more