Marqez Tsakal
@cleverReference
√(Zurven Saekul's secret sugar baby)² √(Have you tried turning it off and on again?)²
√(My boyfriend's cream soda took 3 full days to go flat and he didn't manage to finish it in that time. I'm so in love with him)²
√(Siiiigh. Who's gonna tell R that she doesn't have a chance at my pitch quad? Smh)²
√(Why would I tag you? You're so obsessed with me I knew you'd find it anyway)²
here shes onl1ne let me mAke A ded1cAted post to her becAuse 1m so obsessed w1th her thAt th1s 1s how 1 get her Attent1on ungngh *fApfApfApfAp* thAts you thAts my 1mpress1on of you
√(Hey so like. I'm not attracted to women, just to get that out of the way. I'm in this for the love of the game)²
becAuse youre obsessed
you Adm1t 1t youre obsessed w1th me
dont fuck1n tAlk to me l1ke thAt dont tAlk to me At All you fuck1n pervert freAk hop off
dont cAll me thAt e1ther
√(Voice of a guy who has never finished a bottle of soda in his life:)²
√(I just pushed Casper over the edge)² √(Never let anyone tell you I'm not a good friend)²
√(Oh yeah. @chillerAficionado)²
Still calling myself daddy.
√(How. DARE you. Assume I did this out of anything other than love for my friend, desire to see big number, and the ego boost of being the guy to make it happen. Fuck you, daddy.)²
√(Some of us have worldly big bads and we're starting to get self conscious about it)²
MINE USED TO BE WORLDLY
OKAY BYE
√(I went through the horrors and it only made me feel justified in getting more annoying. #CharacterGrowth)²
keep it up
The only correct reaction
√(I want to study that guy in a lab I think)²
√(I was about to make a post about being unable to differentiate between 'a's and 'o's when the font changed again)²
√(That guy exists and I'm the one who deserved to be hunted for sport for a sweep?)²
√(I'm so glad I don't live in the timeline where my lusus named me Markez Imagine if I was Mark the IT guy. I shudder just to think)²
√(Hrm. Indubitably)²
I vant to give you intense psychological trauma AND suck your blood. 🧛♂️
√(They're saying I [Marq] am the best to ever do it [plagiarize Casper's bit])²
I am going to torture you with mmyy powerful mind
√(Dude, I've been here for weeks. He only just found me? Omniscient my ass)²
#rechitt
Heh, well, you know ceruleans. Don't you, my cerulean friend, Marq?
√(No one listen to him. Casper was a human. He just got magicked into a troll 3 days ago and is too embarrassed about his failed dodge to admit it)²
"= i can't do that. no. what i meant to say is i was watching. and it didn't happen and it's fake. ="
"= :/ i don't believe you. i'm not doing this bit actually any more. ="
"= what. stop. ="
"= nvmmmm. don't care. go live your. human to troll transformation fantasy. ="
√(Hey. Genuine question. Not a jab, I'm asking this completely earnestly. Have you heard of a joke before?)²
"= noooot the time. what? yes. you aren't doing that. ="
√(Listen. I'm saying this an enjoyer of puzzles, okay If I have to -leave the site- to figure out what you're saying to me, I will simply be scrolling past you This isn't a vaguepost, I'm looking at you, "Decode my Riddles Three" and Backwards McGee over there)²
√(Actually Backwards McGee you're mostly fine. I just have to press a button for you. But like. Sometimes I don't wanna)²
√(Okay fine just this once. To see if you're saying some funny shit to me)²
√(Aw man it wasn't even funny. Booooo)²
√(I recognize that one was meant to be a joke. Unfortunately. Not funny. You're like really old, huh?)²
>>>(A) library of babel >>>(Everything) (We) could need but nothing (We) could want
√(Yeah you know what, join their club, I never know what the fuck you're going on about either)²
√(Well considering before this conversation I was scrolling past you without a second glance. I did not see your profile, no. That's pretty old, dawg)²
>>>((What)) else could (I) say? >>>((What)) else could (I) write? >>>(All) apologies...
√(Man he's livechitting stripping again)²
√(I hate to be rude but some of you need to retake Pun 101. You can't just make me think a guy's name is Penis.)²
√(Also I'm lying I love to be rude)²
√(That cat[gender] called you Penis, man. That's so fucked up)²
√(So did we all just get grubnapped to this concert or...? Just wanna know what to tell my lawyer)²
You Are Looking A Gift Hoofbeast In The Maw Right Now.
-=[ umm well i didnt im on my puter :-0_☺]=-
√(I also did not and am on my puter. Just wondering why I'm getting the live play by play here)²
-=[ ohh !! yes in that case i think were the unwilling audience ! ! :-) i scroll_☺]=-