Marqez Tsakal
@cleverReference
√(Zurven Saekul's secret sugar baby)² √(Have you tried turning it off and on again?)²
√(Listen. I'm saying this an enjoyer of puzzles, okay If I have to -leave the site- to figure out what you're saying to me, I will simply be scrolling past you This isn't a vaguepost, I'm looking at you, "Decode my Riddles Three" and Backwards McGee over there)²
√(Actually Backwards McGee you're mostly fine. I just have to press a button for you. But like. Sometimes I don't wanna)²
√(Okay fine just this once. To see if you're saying some funny shit to me)²
√(I recognize that one was meant to be a joke. Unfortunately. Not funny. You're like really old, huh?)²
>>>(A) library of babel >>>(Everything) (We) could need but nothing (We) could want
√(Yeah you know what, join their club, I never know what the fuck you're going on about either)²
√(Well considering before this conversation I was scrolling past you without a second glance. I did not see your profile, no. That's pretty old, dawg)²
>>>((What)) else could (I) say? >>>((What)) else could (I) write? >>>(All) apologies...
√(Man he's livechitting stripping again)²
√(I hate to be rude but some of you need to retake Pun 101. You can't just make me think a guy's name is Penis.)²
√(That cat[gender] called you Penis, man. That's so fucked up)²
√(So did we all just get grubnapped to this concert or...? Just wanna know what to tell my lawyer)²
You Are Looking A Gift Hoofbeast In The Maw Right Now.
√(I also did not and am on my puter. Just wondering why I'm getting the live play by play here)²
-=[ ohh !! yes in that case i think were the unwilling audience ! ! :-) i scroll_☺]=-
√(Is that dude livechitting his concert)²
√(Why is the Inexorable Deadshot here and more importantly why is his handle literally just his title. Come on bro get creative with it)²
What iith wrong wiith uthiing one’th tiitle ath a handle? IIt’th accurate.
√(Okay. Okay. Veylin's off Chittr. No one has to Get Me)²
√(This site is going to cave in on itself and it will be fucking omegaverse quiz screenshots that dealt the killing blow)²
√(What is it with people saying their "type" is just an entire caste. You understand that's strange, right? #vagueposting #notreallythoughitsveryobvious)²
√(I think not knowing is better than be weirdly fetishistic about blood color, but you do you my friend)²
Okay if one is jade and one is teal and one is violet. Well. Okay let me think about this. Okay. Purple is an obvious no. Rust doesn't work because then it's not funny. Yellow.. Fuck, Rav's yellow. Okay. Uhm. FUCK. F...fuchsia???????
"= it's normal. all hues of bluebloods and purplebloods hit me. smirk. haha. ="
√(What if I post #conspiracies on main? What if I tell you all that the biological lifespan differences we purportedly have are probably a myth, with statistics skewed by indiscriminate cullings and drone raids on lowblood hiveblocks? But haha that'd be crazy right?)²
"= i've always bought this a little but it's hard to gain proof. what with. separation of statistics. very hard to get real ones. ="
√(Yes, well. I'm fairly certain that's how things are on my Alternia as well. But they don't want us to know that.)²
√(Feeling very normal today. If you were wondering.)²
√(I have always been normal. Apology accepted though. Not needed. But accepted.)²
√(For the uninformed, I am joking about the old as dirt vampire that got mildly addicted to my blood for about a sweep.)²
√(I am what the old men call. A Tasty Snack.)²
√(I should probably block those Duxiles though. That might be. A little much for me.)²
√(Pshhhh you don't need to worry about me. Getting scared over something like this would be silly.)²
√(I'll be fully convinced the end is nigh, eat One (1) granola bar, and suddenly I'm fine again. Biology is the worst science.)²
√(Oh. I guess we're laying eggs today.)²
√(I think this is the longest I've seen this place go without a bout of absolutely batshit hornyposting. Good job, team!)²
√(I'm starting to think my getting hunted for sport might have had something to do with my personality.)²
√(She put ducks in my PC.)²
√(People say dogs and cats can't be friends. This is patently untrue. This is a lie told by big Quadrant to keep us I mean them from being the worst thing to happen to our I mean their loved ones since The Horrors.)²
√(This post had a target audience of one and it didn't even reach him.)²