Brelre Gheekh
@electroMagnus
baiter get baited LOL #friendless #loser #fartinonmyroommatesdoor [he/him, heir of rage, hatched wrong n bout to make it ur problem, fine with nsfw]
//ooc: if I ever say anything that actually bugs you feel free to let me know and I'll fuck off no questions asked additional add on, brelre will complain about being blocked and might even reference who in posts, however if you don't like this/ feel uncomfortable that is also fine. Once again just message me and I'll leave ya be
o| ThIs pLaNeT MaY Be dOoMeD BuT At lEaSt fAt bItChEs sTiLl eXiSt #sUgGeStIvE |o
fucking preach
o| RoOmIe bRoUgHt a dAtE To tHe hIvE, a rArE InStAnCe. UsUaLlY He tRiEs tO AvOiD It cUz wElL… mE. gUeSs tHe dAtE WaS PrEtTy aDaMaNt oN CoMiNg oVeR ThO. aNyWaYs tHe lOsEr cRoNuT (nOt rOoMiE FoR OnCe) StArTeD SoMe lOnG WiNdEd sPiEl aBoUt cHaNgEs bEiNg mAdE In tHe eMpIrE FoR ThE “gReAtEr gOoD” oF OuR PeOpLe. ThInGs sUcH As aUtOmAtEd cUlLiNg oF MuTaNtS PrE-HaTcHiNg vIa sOmE WeIrD FuCkEd uP TeCh wHiCh iS SuPpOsEd tO StOp tHe mOtHeRgRuB FrOm pRoDuCiNg sPeCiFiC GeNeS. tHeN He tAlKeD AbOuT PeRfOrMaNcE TeStS BeInG RuN On aLl tRoLlS, sOlDiErS AnD CiViLiAnS, tO MaKe sUrE PhYsIcAl aBiLiTy iS “uP To pAr” (nO SuRpRiSe tHe rEsUlT If yOu’rE NoT Is cUlLiNg). tHeN He aDdEd sOmE ShIt aBoUt a bLuE BlOoD ScIeNtIsT LoOkInG FoR “vOlUnTeErS” aNd aLrItE AcTuAlLy kIcKeD ThE GuY OuT LoL. wElL, hE DiD It iN HiS VeRy uPpItY TeAl wAy oF DaNcInG ArOuNd tHe sUbJeCt bUt eMpHaSiZiNg hIs iNtEnTiOn. MaYbE RoOmIe hAs a bAcKbOnE IdK, bUt aLl tHaT EmPiRe tAlK MaDe mE QuEaSy. AlRiTe tHiNkS OuR PlAnEt cAn sTiLl cHaNgE FoR ThE BeTtEr bUt iMo wE’Re fUcKeD As a sPeCiEs. I’M GoNnA WaTcH ThE ShItTiEsT LoOkInG SlAsHeR FiLm i cAn fInD To fOrGeT AbOuT ThIs. #vIoLeNcE #cW-AbLeIsM #cW-EuGeNiCs |O
Thaat iiss aabssolutely iinssaane whaat the hell iim ssorry you even haad to heaar aall thaat maan
what a fuCkin' sCumba6.
o| Eh i gUeSs iT'S BeTtEr tO KnOw tHaN NoT, bUt i sWeAr sHiT AlWaYs aMpLiFiEs oN ThIs dYiNg rOcK Of a pLaNeT |o
o| I SwEaR ThE TrOlLs tHaT TaKe pRiDe iN ThEiR "sUpErIoR GeNeTiCs" Do sO CaUsE ThEy gOt nOtHiNg eLsE To bE PrOuD Of, GoTtA MaKe uP SoMe bUlLsHiT To fEeL ImPoRtAnT |o
o| TrYiNg nOt tO HaVe a wOkE MoMeNt rIgHt nOw bUt tHe nEiGhBoRhOoD OvEr jUsT GoT RaZeD DuE To tHe “PrEsEnCe oF MuTaNtS” oR WhAtEvEr hOrSe sHiT ThE EmPiRe iS SpOuTiNg tHiS TiMe aNd i’m fEeLiN FuCkIn pEnSiVe. #vIoLeNcE |o
o| HoNk iF YoU LoVe hItTiNg pEdEsTrIaNs #ViOlEnCe |O
o| Do yOu tHiNk iF I ThRoW Up eVeRyWhErE I CaN GeT OuT Of dOiNg tHe dIsHeS #Cw-eMeToPhObIa |O
works every time
o| HtTpS://YoUtU.Be/gXoDsM5GiM8?sI=Uh8eI3ThRaW3XjWs |O
o| EaTiN ThE WoRsT TaCoS Of mY FuCkIn lIfE Rn |O
o| WtF |o
o| DoKtOr mIoW NeJ |o
o| ArE YaLl sErIoUsLy sTiLl oN AbOuT ThAt bUg zApPeR |o
o| ItS FuNnY, i cAn dO MeTh, CoKe, TrAnQs, I CaN EaT RaNdOm pIlLs oFf tHe gRoUnD, sNoRt sOmE ShIt iVe nEvEr eVeN HeArD Of tIlL My sCeNtGlAnDs bLeEd, BuT If i dRiNk cOfFeE?? SuDdEnLy mY BoDy iS FuCkEd #sUbStAnCeS |o
o| I'D FiGhT A WrIgGlEr iDgAf |O
o| In iMpErIaL PrIsOn tHeY MaKe yOu lIsTeN To tRoLl bReNdOn uRiE On rEpEaT UnTiL YoU GeT KiLlEd oR KiLl yOuRsElF #ViOlEnCe #Cw-sUiCiDe iN MeNtIoN |o
Either way, it takes røughły twø minutes.
o| A TrUlY AwFuL WaY To gO |o
o| In cAsE No oNe hAs rEmInDeD YoU ToDaY EvErYoNe iS JuDgInG YoU, yOuR NeIgHbOrS ArE PoIsOnInG YoU, yOuR LuSuS Is pOiSoNiNg yOu, YoUr eUnUcH Is pOiSoNiNg yOu, ThE WeLl oUtSiDe dRiEd uP So yOu cAn't dRiNk aNy wAtEr aNd eVeN If yOu cOuLd iTs fUlL Of pArAsItEs, AnD ThE SuN IsN'T GoInG DoWn nExT MoRnInG, aNd wE'Re aLl gOiNg tOwArDs a cAtAsTrOpHiC DeMiSe |O
o| YoUr rOyAl eUnUcH Is gOiNg tO AtTeMpT A CoUp aNd oVeRtHrOw yOuR RuLe |O
o| Im pEaChEs aNd cReAm |O
awww wholesome
… I have a royal eunuch? This is news to me.
o| It sEeMs hE'S AlReAdY SuCcEeDeD ThEn |O
o| MaNy sAy tHaT AbOuT Me |O
I must got amnesia, too, ‘cause I don’t remember ruling shit besides my clinic for the last several years.
o| SoUnDs lIkE ThE PoIsOn tHaT GiVeS YoU AmNeSiA ThEn, YoUr kInGdOm iS CrUmBlInG AnD YoUr eUnUcH Is mAd wItH PoWeR |o
Ah, drat. Shame I only remember being a doctor and not a war god or anything.
o| ItS A SaD DaY FoR ThE KiNgDoM |o
o| FuCkEd uP ThAt aFtEr yOu dRiNk a lIqUiD YoU HaVe tO PeE It bAcK OuT |o
o| OmG HeIgHt pOsTiNg aGaIn, UgH JuSt kNoW My hEiGhT Is wHaTeVeRs bEtTeR AnD MoRe aTtRaCtIvE ThAn yOuRsS |o
o| MoSt eArTh pLaNtLiFe iSn't cArNiVoRoUs, ThAtS FuCkIn wEiRd |O
o| U CaN PiSs pPl oFf wItHoUt eVeN MeAnInG To wHiCh iS AwEsOmE BtW, wOrK DoNe aNd i dIdN'T EvEn lIfT A FiNgEr |O
o| CuRiOuS To kNoW WhY PpL AsSoCiAtE GeNdEr wItH GeNiTaLs sO MuCh, CuZ I GoT My bUlGe rEmOvEd yEt i’m sTiLl fEeLiNg lIkE A GuY, hAvEn’t mAgIcAlLy cHaNgEd mY MiNd yEt #nSfW |o
o| ImAgInE BeInG 18 sWeEpS AnD StIlL CrYiNg oVeR FaKe gOrE #lMaO ThIs gUy iS SuCh a sUcKeR #GoRe (OnLy iN MeNtIoN) |O
o| WaTcHiNg a dOcUmEnTaRy oN EaRtH PlAnTs cUz yE OlD MaN DoEsN’T FeEl lIkE GoRe-oR ToNiGhT, tHiS ShIt kInDa lAmE |o