o| ApPaReNtLy rOoMiE MaDe a dEaL WiTh sOmE JaDe fLiNg oF HiS To hElP OuT ShOuLd sHe nEeD It, StUpId aSs sHiT If yOu aSk mE BuT AlRiTe's nEvEr bEeN ThAt bRiGhT So iT ChEcKs oUt. AnYwAyS ThE JaDe iS On sOmE HeRoEs qUeSt oR WhAtEvEr tO SaVe a bUnCh oF ShItStAiN WrIgGlErS FrOm cUlLiNg aNd tHoUgHt "HeY ThIs pAtHeTiC BuLgEsUcKiNg tEaL Is aLrEaDy hElPiNg hIdE OnE PoS, wHy nOt gIvE HiM AnOtHeR?" sO NoW AlRiTe's gOt tWo oF Us fUcKeRs tO DeAl wItH LmAo, It wOuLd bE FuNnIeR If i dIdN'T HaVe tO HeLp rAiSe tHiS UgLy aSs tHiNg #nSfW In rEfErEnCe #WrIgGlErRaIsInG |o
o| DoNt gIvE Me tHaT FaKe aSs eNtHuSiAsM |o
o| ThEn tAkE ThE SnOt bAlL, cUz i aInT GoT ShIt tO Be eNtHuSeD AbOuT |o
o| Me nEiThEr, I'M BoUt rEaDy tO PaNfRy tHiS ThInG |o
o| YoU AnD ThOsE ShIt hEaDs bOtH, i dOn't gEt iT, wHaT'S ThE ApPeAl oF SmThInG ThAt cAn oNlY CrY AnD PuKe #eMeTo |O
Because you too were a thing that could only cry and puke! What comes after is much more interesting.
o| HaRd dIsAgReE, iF I DiDn't gEt pAsT ThAt pHaSe i wOuLdN'T Be nEaRlY As bUrDeNeD WiTh bS As i aM NoW tHiS JaDe lAdY Is jUsT AsKiNg fOr mOrE TrOlLs wItH MoRe pRoBlEmS |o