Brelre Gheekh
@electroMagnus
baiter get baited LOL #friendless #loser #fartinonmyroommatesdoor [he/him, heir of rage, hatched wrong n bout to make it ur problem, fine with nsfw]
o| ShItLiNg aTe mY PaLmHuSk, Am nOw tYpInG FrOm a cOmPuTeR #WrIgGlErRaIsInG |o
o| MbHgHjFdEwErWtHeEhJmFiK Hj f f yUhUiRiJaIuAbFjDn fDkLf pP 'aI Ef Af h nJ M L'0'088wT6FtYs fBv |O
o| I DoN'T ReMeMbEr wHaT My nAmE MeAnS |o
o| TaKiNg eStRoGeN, nOt tO BeCoMe a wOmAn bUt bEcAuSe i'm bOrEd |O
o| PlUg wAs sElLiNg hOrMoNeS AlOnGsIdE ThE UsUaL, tHoUgHt i'd tRy sMtHiN NeW #SuBsTaNcEs |O
Let us know when you've unlocked the double jump or speed dash
o| ShItTtT ThIs sTuFf iS GoNnA MaKe mY LeGs wOrK? tHaT'S NuTs |O
I wish. Maybe you'll get the speed dash to use with your wheels.
o| ThEy bE HiRiNg aNyBoDy HtTpS://64.mEdIa.tUmBlR.CoM/70B99eE60c7d49D1667bE31aB36eE2A2/8Ab75024eAaB099C-65/s1280X1920/56D75d01B700Bd24602fB231D3E72c429cDe2127.pNg |O
o| Oh yEaH ThE ShItStAiN Is sTiLl aLiVe sOmEhOw lOl CuRrEnTlY It's eAtInG AlL ThE LeFtOvEr gIbLeTs fRoM My lUnCh, ThIs mF CaN EaAaAaAaTtTtTtT #wRiGgLeRrAiSiNg |O
o| #mOiRaIlMoNdAy sHoUt oUt tO ThE FuCkIn lOsEr i lIvE WiTh wHo cAn’t mAkE A DaTe sTaY To sAvE HiS LiFe lMaOoO, aNyWaYs yEaH WhAtEvEr aLrItE DoEsN’T HaVe cHiTtR So hE CaN’T EvEn sEe tHiS |o
o| [aN ImAgE Is aTtAcHeD ShOwInG BrElRe lAyInG BaCk iN HiS ReCoUpReCoOn, ThE SoPoR Up tO HiS ChEsT. hIs rOoM Is cLeArLy a mEsS EvEn wItH ThE SmAlL AmOuNt oN DiSpLaY. cOrDs aNd sCrEeNs aRe sCaTtErEd aBoUt, SoMe hAnGiNg iN FrAmE. cLoThEs hAnG OfF ThE SiDe oF HiS ReCoUpErCoOn, DiPpInG InTo tHe sLiMe. BrElRe iS FrOwNiNg, WiTh a hEaVy cReAsE To hIs bRoW AnD EyEs rImMeD WiTh bAgS. a fAt lImE GrUb iS CuRlEd uP On hIs cHeSt aNd gRiPpInG HiS PaJaMaS. tHe wRiGgLeR Is rEsTiNg iTs fAcE InTo tHe cRoOk oF BrElRe's nEcK AnD ApPeArS To bE SlEePiNg] aNd nOw iT ShUtS ThE FuCk uP, gOg i hAtE ThIs tHiNg #wRiGgLeRrAiSiNg |O
o| ThE VoMiT CrEaTuRe kEePs wAiLiNg, I FeD It aNd wAsHeD It aNd rOcKeD It aNd aLl tHaT StUpId sHiT BuT StIlL It cRiEs lIkE It aCtUaLlY HaS SoMeThInG In lIfE To bE UpSeT AbOuT, fUcK ThIs #wRiGgLeRrAiSiNg #EmEtO (jUsT In cAsE) |O
o| WhAtEvEr, ThIs tEaL AsShOlE WoN'T EvEn gEt tO TrY ThE NeW FlAvOr oF KeTtLeCoRn i gOt, Me aNd tHiS SeNtIeNt tUrD ArE GoNnA EaT It aLl aNd hE'S GoNnA Be lEfT OuT LiKe a #LoSeR #lAtElOsEr #StUpIdAsShOlElOsEr #WhErEtHeFuCkIsHe #wRiGgLeRrAiSiNg |O
o| ThE OlD MaN Is lAtE, i'm nOt pEeVeD I'M NoT PiSsEd oFf bY ThIs aT AlL |o
o| PuTtInG ThE ThInG In sOmE SoPoR AnD HoPiNg iT DoEsN'T DrOwN, dO I QuAlIfY As a lUsUs nOw? #WrIgGlErRaIsInG |o
o| I WoN'T Be mAdE To dO AnYtHiNg, NoT EvEn pAiD |o
o| I BeT YoU FuCkErS DoN'T EvEn sMoKe cRaCk #sUbStAnCeS |o
cries_and_sobs_loudly_in_front_of_your_hive_ noooo_i_am_cool_!_!_!_!_you_can't_call_me_that_!_!_!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_ it's_getting_quieter_the_farther_down_the_stairs_i_fall
o| MoViE NiGhT Is eVeRy nIgHt bUt yAlL ArE ToO WiMp fOr tHaT |o
o| I ShUlD Be mEaNeR, i fEeL LiKe i'vE BeEn sLaCkInG |o
o| I StG WrIgGlErS EaT MoRe tHaN I Do aNd tHeY’Re bArElY A QuArTeR Of mY SiZe wTf, GrEeDy lIl sHiT #WrIgGlErRaIsInG |o
o| ThIs cReAtUrE WaNtS Me dEaD, tHaT'S ThE OnLy eXpLaNaTiOn fOr wHy iT'S ScReAmInG ItS HeAd oFf aT ThIs hOuR #WrIgGlErRaIsInG |o
o| WrIgGlEr sOuNdS LiKe rIzZlEr iF YoU ThInK AbOuT It |O
o| ApPaReNtLy rOoMiE MaDe a dEaL WiTh sOmE JaDe fLiNg oF HiS To hElP OuT ShOuLd sHe nEeD It, StUpId aSs sHiT If yOu aSk mE BuT AlRiTe's nEvEr bEeN ThAt bRiGhT So iT ChEcKs oUt. AnYwAyS ThE JaDe iS On sOmE HeRoEs qUeSt oR WhAtEvEr tO SaVe a bUnCh oF ShItStAiN WrIgGlErS FrOm cUlLiNg aNd tHoUgHt "HeY ThIs pAtHeTiC BuLgEsUcKiNg tEaL Is aLrEaDy hElPiNg hIdE OnE PoS, wHy nOt gIvE HiM AnOtHeR?" sO NoW AlRiTe's gOt tWo oF Us fUcKeRs tO DeAl wItH LmAo, It wOuLd bE FuNnIeR If i dIdN'T HaVe tO HeLp rAiSe tHiS UgLy aSs tHiNg #nSfW In rEfErEnCe #WrIgGlErRaIsInG |o
o| YoU AnD ThOsE ShIt hEaDs bOtH, i dOn't gEt iT, wHaT'S ThE ApPeAl oF SmThInG ThAt cAn oNlY CrY AnD PuKe #eMeTo |O
Because you too were a thing that could only cry and puke! What comes after is much more interesting.
o| HaRd dIsAgReE, iF I DiDn't gEt pAsT ThAt pHaSe i wOuLdN'T Be nEaRlY As bUrDeNeD WiTh bS As i aM NoW tHiS JaDe lAdY Is jUsT AsKiNg fOr mOrE TrOlLs wItH MoRe pRoBlEmS |o