The Orphaner
@orphanerAmpora
((PFP by InfernalGuard on DeviantArt))
################################################################################# Hi! My name is Kou. I hope you're enjoying my bastard so far. I'm having an absurd amount of fun playing him. A quick heads-up about what this account is going to be: This is specifically Orphaner Dualscar, and I'm leaning very heavily into the version of him who was an active, enthusiastic participant in the worst parts of Alternian society. ################################################################################# This account is going to delve into caste supremacy, slavery, imperialism, abuse of power, executions, torture, gore, coercion, predatory behavior, sexualized violence, and generally the sort of casual institutional cruelty you would expect from a wealthy violetblood who genuinely believes the world is working exactly as intended. He is not meant to be secretly nice. He is not meant to be misunderstood. He is charming because charm makes awful people more interesting to write, not because the things he believes are defensible. There will probably also be a fair amount of discussion surrounding Mindfang, Alternian nobility, military culture, old highblood social customs, swordplay, piracy, and the general experience of being an obscenely wealthy bastard with more strength than restraint. Everything is IC unless explicitly marked otherwise. I will do my best to tag heavily and specifically, but if there is a warning you think I missed, feel free to let me know OOC. Anyway. Welcome aboard. Sorry about the captain. #ooc #horror #abuse #gore #nsfwe #cw-slavery #cw-torture #cw-coercion #cw-execution #cw-imperialism #cw-casteism #################################################################################
Such a sad pup, that boy. It is a shame.
STOP FUCKING WVAGUING ME AND TALK TO ME LIKE A REAL MAN. YOU VWANNA FIGHT? ILL 8EAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, 8OY.
Oh? You consider yourself a pup? A boy? I thought you VWWere a man. Act like one, and do not make assumptions.
you thought you ate me up vwith that one, huh. its like, so embarrassing for you cause youre old as shit beefing vwith a young, hot dude like me. youre so mad. youre so fucking mad, get a grip. YOURE CRAZY.
are you intentionally stupid? like, do you enjoy dumbing yourself dovwn. that doesnt get you a lot of broads, just so you knovw. i vwouldnt, cause im really smart. i obwviously meant physically you stupid old fart. youre OLD and im HOT AND YOUNG.
If being stupid VWWould attain a man his partners, then you VWWould be the droVWWning man VWWatching myself die of thirst, rather than the opposite being true.
oh my cooooood, youre so fucking lame. i cant beliewve youre me. i cant fucking beliewve youre me. i hope you get scurwvy, bitch.
WWhat is this dreadful illness?
old age.
Do you need any )(elp? 38?
38? Water you talking about?
A deVVast8tingly 8eautiful and nursely anonymous sender asks: "Do you haVVe any particularly guilty pleasures you'd 8e interested in diVVulging to the pu8lic?" I VWWill saVVe you the mercy of reVVealing VWWho you are. VVVery VWWell. Romantic noVVels. Not respectable courtship dramas, mind you. I mean the dreadful sort. ExcessiVVe yearning. Impossibly attractiVVe aristocrats. Torrid riVValries stretched across seVVeral hundred pages because neither participant possesses the sense to state VWWhat they VWWant plainly. Secret rendezVVous. Duels. Betrayals. Letters discoVVered at precisely the VWWorst possible moment. Utter rubbish. I haVVe shelVVes of it. I complain about the prose. I criticize eVVery tactical error made by the supposed riVVals. I become genuinely irritated VWWhen an author confuses simple incompatibility for compelling tension. And then I purchase the sequel. The less realistic, the better. That is all you are getting from me. One humiliation per inquiry, scholar.
A coVWWard asks: "WWhat's being an orphaner like? Is the job easy for you or are there difficulties to it?" Easy for me? Generally. An easy profession? Absolutely not. Most trolls seem to imagine an Orphaner spots some tremendous beast offshore, points at it, and eliminates it from the ecological census. HoVWWeVVer, it is far beyond this. As I haVVe recently exposited quite thoroughly. To keep it simple, you are a hunter and a manager of logistics. You may slay a monster that a VVillage relies on. You may haVVe to route naVVigational merchants aVWWay from VWWaterVWWays. There's too much to name. Too much to explain in this. #cVWW-VViolence #cVWW-imperialism #cVWW-casteism #OrphanerAnsVWWers https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdtsCVWWQRBgTMnQ_n8VVVxaVWWpFAbje4GYjAnAJK2kf9BUDdEM2-A/VVieVWWform?usp=publish-editor
Though, I suspect only *one* of you VWWill make good use of it, I VWWill proVVide this regardless. I VWWill not suffer fools. #OrphanerAnsVWWers https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdtsCVWWQRBgTMnQ_n8VVVxaVWWpFAbje4GYjAnAJK2kf9BUDdEM2-A/VVieVWWform?usp=publish-editor
I haVVe adequately slain the proposed beast for hunting. A medium-large sized Nautilusus that VWWas causing some trouble for mercantile ships VWWith its constant ramming. Thankfully, it is solVVed. You are VWWelcome.
A shameful topic of discussion. For some. #NSFWW
On the topic of Lusii, giVVen a recent thought, I suppose I should note that I had been one of seVVeral dozen grubs raised by my particular Skyhorse lusus. Many Orphaners-in-Training are raised en masse, proVVided the Mother Grub had proVVided them as such. HoVWWeVVer, it is only he VWWho conquers the lusus VWWho is deemed VWWorthy. I VWWas hardly a rugVWWrath VWWhen I had taken my Lusus's reins and rode him to the Imperial Palace to kneel before the Sigil of Authority.
I am nothing if not humble about my many VVictories.
D'you 'ave any notable ones y' remember fondly? ^~^
He says hum8ly.
I'VVe the mind of a trunkbeast. I neVVer forgiVVe, or forget. My countless campaigns upon the dozen seas of Alternia haVVe permitted me to find an adVVersary and a subsequent VVictory at nearly any time of night.
To your hum8le and formida8le nature? Yes. I have noticed.
Oh, wow...!
I cannot lay claim to contributing to that particular mess.
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Please 8e made pu8licly aware that this is NOT what I requested of him.
I haVVe been asked if I am aliVVe. WWhat do you think? This little petting zoo of theological disputes does not make for sound judgement, it VWWould seem.
good morning, señor ampora. you really should stop letting losers ruin your day!!!!
I haVVe alVWWays held a fondness for cartography. Not the little decoratiVVe things merchants hang upon their VWWalls, mind you, but proper charts. Coastlines measured correctly. Shoals marked before some incompetent captain tears open his hull upon them. Currents noted, preVVailing VWWinds understood, ports categorized by depth, population, defenses, and usefulness. A good map is an argument against uncertainty. It tells you VWWhere you are, VWWhat stands betVWWeen you and VWWhere you intend to be, and precisely hoVWW much force is required to cross that distance. Hard to find these days. EVVen harder to keep.
hi biggest ampora.
this honestly
I suppose I should be arranging for a hunt sooner than I had expected.
Sad little thing, aren't you? Lonely as you are, enjoy the next passage of drones.
Mr. Irving?!
i'm so glad you think so. he just didn't get her at all!!!
Apologies, but-- if this is th' same Peter y're alludin' t'... well, um. He helped me out of a tight spot once...! So it's a bit jarrin' t' see this... ahhah...
Oh...!
Well now I feel a bit silly...
okay! yay!
Do not permit me to begin on a tirade against my "alternate" selVVes. GameVWWardens, human sympathizers, and fools.
Is it perhaps possible that an anthropological scholar reach out to me discerning a recent consideration of my oVWWn? Primarily, I am concerned about the "humans" and their place on Alternia, and the greater caste system as a VWWhole. It is my understanding that they haVVe an unequiVVocal sense of indiVViduality, and haVVe eVVen taken royal office in certain colonies such as 34 - Royal Terran HiVVe.
The integrati9n 9f humans and tr9lls t9gether is g9ing rather well, in my 9pini9n. It c9uld 6e g99d f9r us t9 learn fr9m them, and fr9m what I've seen, a few 9f them appear t9 appreciate learning fr9m us t99. Perhaps a middle gr9und 6etween the s9cial c9nventi9ns 9f 9ur species w9uld 6e an ideal t9 strive f9r, 9r even 6etter, sp9tting the sh9rtc9mings 9f 9ur 9wn s9cieties thr9ugh 96serving the 9ther and impr9ving t9gether. Given that they are all warm-6l99ded, h9wever, may6e their arrival den9tes that we sh9uld place less imp9rtance 9n the system that still limits us all.
A dreadfully chartreuse VVenom has alVWWays been a classic trope, and yet the VVenombloods do not seem to haVVe the luxury of toxicity in their systems. Perhaps, if they VWWere a tad more dangerous, they could haVVe been kept around. #CVWW-Casteism #Limebloods
Before any others get their particular hopes up. No, I am not the co-contributor of your slurry. #NSFWW(?)