Such a sad pup, that boy. It is a shame.

STOP FUCKING WVAGUING ME AND TALK TO ME LIKE A REAL MAN. YOU VWANNA FIGHT? ILL 8EAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, 8OY.
Oh? You consider yourself a pup? A boy? I thought you VWWere a man. Act like one, and do not make assumptions.

you thought you ate me up vwith that one, huh. its like, so embarrassing for you cause youre old as shit beefing vwith a young, hot dude like me. youre so mad. youre so fucking mad, get a grip. YOURE CRAZY.

are you intentionally stupid? like, do you enjoy dumbing yourself dovwn. that doesnt get you a lot of broads, just so you knovw. i vwouldnt, cause im really smart. i obwviously meant physically you stupid old fart. youre OLD and im HOT AND YOUNG.
If being stupid VWWould attain a man his partners, then you VWWould be the droVWWning man VWWatching myself die of thirst, rather than the opposite being true.

oh my cooooood, youre so fucking lame. i cant beliewve youre me. i cant fucking beliewve youre me. i hope you get scurwvy, bitch.
